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You know, now that CeeCee's
starting to walk,
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we should think about
babyproofing this place.
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We didn't babyproof the house
for you or your brother,
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and you both lived.
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Have you forgotten that Connor
stuck a butter knife
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in an outlet?
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And he lived.
Your point?
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Might explain the way he is.
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You mean
my electric personality?
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JIM:
Hey.
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Brought dinner.
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Ooh, meat lovers.
What's the occasion?
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Well, thanks to your husband,
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we're handling all the auto
business for the high school.
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(gasps)
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I'm bringin' home the bacon,
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and the sausage
and the pepperoni.
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All of their tires, huh?
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I'm impressed.
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But...
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No buts. Way to go.
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Still feels like there's
a "but" coming.
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You feel it,
I feel it, too.
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You two are impossible.
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See, that feels better.
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Got a pretty hefty commission
check coming your way.
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We sure need it, given our
ginormous credit card debt.
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You mean my ginormous
credit card debt.
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I was tryin' to be nice.
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Try harder.
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Your ginormous
credit card debt
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does not diminish
my love for you.
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That is nicer.
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I was thinkin', how about
we take some of my commission
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and go have a fancy dinner
somewhere?
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No, that's okay,
we don't have to.
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You sure?
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Celebrate that we're finally
makin' some money.
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You're making some money.
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You're mad about that?
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Of course not.
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'Cause that'd be a weird thing
to be mad about.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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Good.
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Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
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Probably a nicer way to say it.
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Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
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There we go.
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It just makes me feel like
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I'm-I'm not contributing
anything.
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Honey, it ain't a competition.
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Yes, it is and I'm losing.
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You want me to earn less?
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Look, I went to college,
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I have a Bachelor of Arts degree
in communications.
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I should be making
more than you.
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Well, what's stoppin' you?
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Oh, come on, put that diploma
to use, talk to me.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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(clicks tongue)
Can I get you anything else?
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Tea's fine.
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You sure? Slice of pie?
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What kind of pie you got?
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Apple, pecan,
lemon meringue.
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Nah, I get my pie
from the Waffle House.
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Right.
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(sighs heavily)
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I could use some
more hot water.
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Can I get you another tea bag?
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You gonna charge me for it?
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Yes.
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Water's fine.
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(sighs)
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You charge for lemon?
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No.
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Thank you.
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You know, I went to college.
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(rock music plays on radio)
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FEMALE DJ:
We'll be back with more of
today's hits right after this.
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ANNOUNCER:
Do you feel like your potential
isn't being maximized?
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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Could you use some extra money?
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Does a bear crap in the woods?
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Would you like
to be your own boss?
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I don't care,
just say how to do it.
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So it's basically selling
vitamins, and diet shakes,
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and health bars.
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And I can make
my own schedule
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so I can keep my job
at the diner
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and I can still be here
for CeeCee.
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Have you ever worked
in sales?
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No, but how hard can it be
selling diet stuff to Texans--
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everybody's chunky.
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Okay. When do you start?
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Well, here's the thing--
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you know that old saying,
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"You gotta spend money
to make money?"
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Uh-huh.
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Well, there you go.
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How much?
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Well, obviously I'd
make it back real fast.
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How much?
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sales is all about
communication.
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And what do I have
a degree in?
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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It's $1,200.
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That's my whole commission
from the school account.
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Meant to be, huh?
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Just so I'm clear,
are you competing with me
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or are we on the same team?
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(scoffs): How can
you even ask that?
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Of course we're
on the same team.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Just a word of warnin'--
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sales is not as easy
as you think.
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It's not?
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I just got you to
fork over 1,200 bucks.
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God, I am so
turned on right now.
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♪ ♪
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(breathes deeply)
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wanted
to introduce myself
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and see if you had a few minutes
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to hear about
our exciting products.
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How did you get
in this building?
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Oh, well, I waited
till somebody was coming out...
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(door slams shut)
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in this area.
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I just wrapped things up
with your neighbor
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and she...
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Well, right next door.
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Joan gave you money?
She owes me money.
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Well, I don't really
know about...
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Joan! Joan!
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Why are you buying crap
from this bimbo
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when you owe me for
the lotto tickets?!
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I know you're in there!
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Joan!
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister.
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I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep
in the...
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Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh...
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Hi. I'm Mandy... (whimpers)
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(inhales)
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MANDY:
I didn't even say anything!
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Hey.
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Can I make you a plate?
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Sure.
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So?
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How'd it go?
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Great. Just great.
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It's important to keep in mind,
selling is like an art.
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You know, it takes time
to learn the...
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Somebody else talk.
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Yeah, when I was young,
I tried sellin' door-to-door.
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It was rough.
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Yeah, how young?
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Oh, real young, 16.
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So three years ago.
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That's a big chuck
of my life.
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The point is
is I got better.
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Oh, good for you.
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I see why you stopped talkin'.
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Relax, okay?
I'm not mad at you.
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Great. So you gonna pack it in?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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No, we'd be out
1,200 bucks.
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You'd be out 1,200 bucks.
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Well, I thought we're
on the same team.
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We are.
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You spent $1,200
to sell diet food to Texans?
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Georgie thought it
was a good idea.
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I was tryin'
to be supportive.
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So you were lying?
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I was supportin'.
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Okay, no sense
throwing blame around.
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If you're not gonna quit,
what's the plan?
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Well, door-to-door's
a waste of time.
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I need to set up someplace
people come to me.
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Maybe in front of
a grocery store or something.
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Lot of foot traffic,
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people feelin' guilty about
junk food. That's smart.
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Yeah, that's why I said it.
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Go team.
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You know, I was thinking,
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maybe we should buy
some of Mandy's diet crap.
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You know, get her started.
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Really?
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Have you forgotten
the Girl Scout cookies?
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The crying,
the tantrums.
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"Daddy, nobody buys my cookies."
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She ended up
selling a bunch.
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To you.
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Oh, like you don't enjoy
a Thin Mint out of the freezer.
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You know, she's not
a little girl anymore.
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You can't keep
coddling her.
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You coddle Connor--
what's the difference?
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He's a late bloomer.
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He's 26.
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He bloomed.
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This is the bloom.
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You know very well he requires
a little extra love.
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He requires
a swift kick in the ass.
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You don't mean that.
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You could at least make him
chip in around the house,
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you know, maybe do
his own laundry.
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That seems fair.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I wasn't prepared
to win an argument.
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You want to tell him?
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I kind of do.
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Go for it.
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Hey, uh, just so we're clear,
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I'm gonna tell him
we agreed on this.
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I don't want him coming to you
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and playing us
against each other.
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Smart.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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What if he gives me a hard time?
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Then he will have dirty clothes.
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Consequences.
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That's good.
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♪ ♪
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Hi! Would you like
to sample one
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of our delicious diet shakes
or nutrition bars?
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Okay, maybe
on the way out!
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Hi, ma'am,
would you like to sample
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one of our delicious
diet shakes?
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Not that I think you're fat!
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'Cause I don't!
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Hey.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Oh, just wanted to come check in
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on my favorite saleslady.
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How's it going?
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Good. Uh, passing out samples,
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getting people excited
about the product.
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Oh, excuse me,
may I interest you
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in a free sample of a...
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I'm a person!
I have feelings!
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Hey, maybe instead of
just launching
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right into your sales pitch,
you try to find
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something personal
you can connect about.
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I got this, Georgie.
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Watch this.
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Hook 'em,
Horns.
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Hell yeah.
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That game against A&M,
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they got robbed.
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100%.
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What's all this?
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A scientifically designed
diet system.
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Here, try one.
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Not only
tastes great--
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it's developed by doctors
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to help you drop weight
jiffy quick.
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I could probably
lose a few.
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How much?
266
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,422
Oh, normally $15.
267
00:11:06,488 --> 00:11:08,224
But we're having
a special-- two for $20.
268
00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,192
Well, then give me two.
269
00:11:12,428 --> 00:11:14,730
Get ready to wear
smaller clothes, my friend.
270
00:11:16,065 --> 00:11:17,566
See you
at the beach!
271
00:11:19,335 --> 00:11:21,203
Look at that-- your first sale!
272
00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:23,038
♪ ♪
273
00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:30,742
♪ ♪
274
00:11:32,544 --> 00:11:33,278
How's it going?
275
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,846
Fine.
276
00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:39,284
You know how to use the
fabric softeners and whatnot?
277
00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:41,853
There's instructions
on the bottle.
278
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,221
Right.
279
00:11:44,489 --> 00:11:45,523
Good for you.
280
00:11:46,858 --> 00:11:49,127
So all these years your
mother did your laundry,
281
00:11:49,193 --> 00:11:51,462
you were perfectly capable
of doing it yourself?
282
00:11:51,529 --> 00:11:53,097
Yes.
283
00:11:54,165 --> 00:11:55,700
Why didn't you ever do it?
284
00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,101
No one asked me.
285
00:11:59,604 --> 00:12:01,039
So if I asked you to...
286
00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:02,507
clean the bathroom,
do the dishes,
287
00:12:02,574 --> 00:12:03,975
take out the garbage, you would?
288
00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:06,210
Yes.
289
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,146
(chuckles softly)
290
00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:09,314
Okay.
291
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,848
Well, then...
292
00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,517
do those things.
293
00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:15,620
Okay.
294
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,526
(quietly):
This is crazy.
295
00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:25,830
(door opens)
296
00:12:25,897 --> 00:12:27,065
You were right there!
297
00:12:27,131 --> 00:12:28,266
Watching you do it for me.
298
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,634
I was just trying to help.
299
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,868
Well, I didn't ask
for your help.
300
00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:32,437
What's going on?
301
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,671
My husband thinks
I'm an idiot.
302
00:12:33,738 --> 00:12:34,606
No, I don't.
303
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,307
You just think
I suck at sales.
304
00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:38,509
Which don't make
you an idiot.
305
00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:39,744
He's right.
306
00:12:39,811 --> 00:12:41,679
"Which don't."
307
00:12:41,746 --> 00:12:43,448
Mandy, selling
is in my blood.
308
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:44,716
It's what I do.
309
00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:46,451
Why can't you just
let me help you?
310
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,586
Because I wanted
to do it on my own.
311
00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:49,787
That's just crazy.
312
00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:51,189
If I was trying to be
a waitress in a diner,
313
00:12:51,255 --> 00:12:52,690
I'd ask you for help.
314
00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:54,926
Now, see, that right there,
315
00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:56,761
that is what an
idiot sounds like.
316
00:12:58,329 --> 00:12:59,864
♪ ♪
317
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,134
Georgie?
318
00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:05,903
Ms. Hutchins?
319
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,472
You quit working
at the high school?
320
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,640
No, I do both.
321
00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:10,942
This one for the money,
322
00:13:11,009 --> 00:13:13,177
high school librarian
for the glamour.
323
00:13:14,178 --> 00:13:15,446
What brings you by?
324
00:13:15,513 --> 00:13:18,483
I'm kind of looking
for a book on relationships.
325
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,551
My wife and I
are having a bit of a spat.
326
00:13:20,618 --> 00:13:21,919
You're married?
327
00:13:21,985 --> 00:13:23,521
Got a baby, too.
328
00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:25,690
Oh, you knocked her up.
329
00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:27,392
That makes more sense.
330
00:13:28,426 --> 00:13:30,094
Speaking of making sense,
331
00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:32,130
you got any books that
explain women or marriage
332
00:13:32,196 --> 00:13:33,965
or whatever it is I did wrong?
333
00:13:34,032 --> 00:13:35,800
Oh. I have just the thing.
334
00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:37,735
You married?
335
00:13:37,802 --> 00:13:39,103
Me?
336
00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:42,807
Oh, I'm too busy
having fun to settle down.
337
00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:47,812
Try this.
338
00:13:47,879 --> 00:13:49,747
Men Are from Mars,
339
00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:51,616
Women Are from Venus.
340
00:13:51,683 --> 00:13:54,519
Hmm. That explains a lot.
341
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,586
Have you read it?
342
00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:57,488
Several times.
343
00:13:57,555 --> 00:13:58,756
Did it work?
344
00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:01,726
Yes, my love life
is fantastic.
345
00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:03,761
Do you want
the book or not?
346
00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:05,196
Sure.
347
00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:08,132
I'm young and married,
348
00:14:08,199 --> 00:14:09,667
you're old and alone.
349
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:11,869
It's funny
how things work out.
350
00:14:13,004 --> 00:14:14,772
Hilarious.
351
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:18,042
♪ ♪
352
00:14:18,109 --> 00:14:19,644
(commentator
speaking indistinctly on TV)
353
00:14:19,711 --> 00:14:21,579
Did you put the dishes away?
354
00:14:21,646 --> 00:14:23,047
Connor did.
355
00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:24,549
Oh.
356
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:26,818
And the ball is snapped.
357
00:14:27,852 --> 00:14:29,687
Don't forget--
tomorrow's garbage day.
358
00:14:29,754 --> 00:14:31,556
Connor took the cans down.
359
00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:34,058
Oh.
360
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,393
Good.
361
00:14:36,494 --> 00:14:37,395
Bathroom's clean.
362
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,130
Attaboy.
363
00:14:40,665 --> 00:14:42,433
What did you say to him?
364
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,235
I just asked.
365
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:46,304
Just over nine minutes
to go in this...
366
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:48,573
I don't know
how I feel about this.
367
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,208
What's the problem?
368
00:14:50,274 --> 00:14:53,644
(sighs) I guess I'm just used
to taking care of him.
369
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:56,180
Aw. 'Cause he's
your baby boy?
370
00:14:56,247 --> 00:14:57,515
Yeah.
371
00:14:57,582 --> 00:14:59,117
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
372
00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:00,752
you can always
take care of me.
373
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,120
Oh, it's not the same!
374
00:15:03,187 --> 00:15:04,722
Brought you
a fresh one, Dad.
375
00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,591
Thank you, son.
376
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,995
It's a tough night
for you, huh?
377
00:15:14,632 --> 00:15:16,467
Aw. She's adorable.
378
00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:17,869
MANDY:
Oh.
379
00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:18,903
Thank you.
380
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,571
Don't you love being a mom?
381
00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:21,939
I do.
382
00:15:22,006 --> 00:15:24,108
She's everything to me.
383
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:25,743
But there are some days
where I feel like
384
00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,612
all I am is "CeeCee's mom."
(chuckles)
385
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,447
And that is not enough.
386
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,249
I have more
to offer the world than...
387
00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:33,851
changing diapers
and blending bananas.
388
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,753
I get that.
389
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,755
You want to know something?
390
00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:39,257
I just took a sales job,
391
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:42,125
not because I needed it
but because
392
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,795
I wanted something
I could call my own.
393
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,596
And my husband--
bless his dumb, redneck heart--
394
00:15:46,664 --> 00:15:48,599
swooped in
and took it away from me.
395
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,701
They think they can
fix everything.
396
00:15:50,768 --> 00:15:52,170
Why don't
they get us?
397
00:15:52,236 --> 00:15:54,639
Because they're
self-centered sons of bitches.
398
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,707
You got that right.
399
00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:57,975
So what are you selling?
400
00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,011
Oh, uh, it doesn't matter.
401
00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:01,145
Yes, it does.
402
00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:03,080
It matters very much.
403
00:16:03,147 --> 00:16:04,982
Oh, uh, well...
404
00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,718
diet shakes, vitamins,
nutrition bars.
405
00:16:07,785 --> 00:16:11,088
Oh. I could probably lose
a little bit of the baby weight.
406
00:16:11,155 --> 00:16:14,325
Oh, well, don't say that.
You're beautiful.
407
00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:16,194
$15 a box, two for $20.
408
00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:18,162
I'll take two.
409
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:19,096
Yeah, same here.
410
00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:20,097
I'll take eight.
411
00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:21,532
Hang on. Let me write this down.
412
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:28,840
(singsongy):
Hello.
413
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,474
Hey. How'd her checkup go?
414
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:32,176
Great, good,
she might need glasses.
415
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:33,778
More importantly, I
made a ton of sales
416
00:16:33,845 --> 00:16:35,012
and I did it all by myself.
417
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:39,317
That's amazing.
418
00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:40,284
What's that?
419
00:16:41,352 --> 00:16:43,087
Men Are from Mars,
Women Are from Venus.
420
00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:44,789
You're kidding.
421
00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:47,525
They ain't really.
It's just a metaphor.
422
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,227
(chuckles)
423
00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:50,528
Yeah, I got it.
424
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,163
Uh, why are you reading it?
425
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,432
Well, I'm trying to be
a better husband.
426
00:16:55,499 --> 00:16:56,567
You'd do that for me?
427
00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:58,736
I'd do anything for you.
428
00:16:58,803 --> 00:17:01,305
I didn't think that
included reading a book.
429
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,841
Not just any book--
430
00:17:03,908 --> 00:17:05,743
a long-ass, boring one.
431
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,646
Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
432
00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:11,248
Well, in a nutshell,
all you gals want
433
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:13,651
is to be heard and have
your feelings validated.
434
00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:16,120
Huh. All us gals.
435
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:17,921
Sorry. All you girls.
436
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:19,924
Ladies?
437
00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:23,194
Well, I know it ain't "chicks."
438
00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:25,563
Well, what about all you fellas?
439
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,531
Well, that's interesting.
Turns out
440
00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:28,699
men are problem solvers.
441
00:17:28,766 --> 00:17:30,268
We like to fix stuff.
442
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:31,802
But here's
where it gets tricky--
443
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:33,037
y'all don't want us
to fix stuff.
444
00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:34,438
You just want to complain.
445
00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:38,409
(exhales)
446
00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:44,348
Whatever you're feeling,
I acknowledge it!
447
00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:46,350
♪ ♪
448
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:53,485
♪ ♪
449
00:17:59,691 --> 00:18:02,427
Hi.
450
00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:04,529
I know. And-and I'm not selling.
451
00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:06,331
I just came by to apologize.
452
00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:07,566
For what?
453
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,769
Well, this is hard for me,
454
00:18:10,835 --> 00:18:13,004
but I was trying
to prove to my husband
455
00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:14,973
that I-I'm-I'm more
than just a mom.
456
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,141
But maybe I'm kidding myself.
457
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,676
I mean, maybe that's all I am.
458
00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:19,544
I had a husband like that.
459
00:18:19,611 --> 00:18:20,644
So you understand.
460
00:18:20,711 --> 00:18:22,047
I mean, no matter
how hard you work,
461
00:18:22,113 --> 00:18:25,083
you're always the junior partner
in the relationship.
462
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,384
Second-class citizen.
463
00:18:26,451 --> 00:18:27,652
Exactly.
464
00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:30,622
Anyway, I'll-I'll
leave you alone. I just--
465
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,891
I wanted to tell you how sorry
I am for bothering you.
466
00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:37,095
Hang on!
467
00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:39,998
Tell me about what
you're selling.
468
00:18:40,999 --> 00:18:43,201
Oh, I'm just so glad you asked!
469
00:18:49,074 --> 00:18:52,110
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