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I swear I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna graduate you.

YEAH!

I'll drink to that.

You know how I like to be used.

I used to think that my boy sex was enough.

Some guys like crazy. Believe me, dude. That's whack.

I thought this was journalism 101, not sex ed.

Excuse me, I need to get to see ass.

Any questions?

Boys, wait to trouble.

Doesn't have to.

I wouldn't know what to do with she.

I'm sure I had a good idea with doing me the other night.

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Can I look yet?

No, yet.

Listen, I've still got a lot of work to do on my thesis film.

Maybe I should.

Wow.

What do I like?

Worry, like very much.

You look beautiful.

But I'll come from.

That's a bad luck to kiss a bra before, but I didn't.

Oh, shit. Really? We can't do anything.

Bad luck to kiss? Good luck to fuck.

Man, I am starting to like where you're from.

It's a beautiful place in the moment for provisions.

Hmm.

Any others you could teach me?

I can teach you anything.

I'll make you one or a citizen of my home country.

And I'll marry you and make you a real citizen of this country.

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There must be some other business we can run right?

None that I know anything about.

Truth is, without this bar, I've got nothing left to teach.

Don't say that.

Can an amazing teacher.

Yeah, I appreciate that, Vicki, but like we say in strip chess,

his ass is catching her breeze.

Game over.

What are we going to do with all this booze?

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It's a tax write-up.

Can't sell it enough.

Can't let it go to waste.

Only one thing left to do.

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What could have been?

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Uh-huh.

How about, how about, to what could be in the future?

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What are you going to do now?

Drink.

Without the bar and without your class, what are you going to do with yourself?

I hope not to have to do anything with myself.

Hope not to have at least three wives do it for me.

Don't you need to be Mormon for that?

Yeah.

That's a great idea.

Maybe I'll become a Mormon.

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How can I service my beloved husband?

Just as the good Lord intended, my beloved wife.

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What are you doing with my husband?

I'm sorry.

I thought this was my night.

Honey, honey, honey.

Hello and behold, he didn't say.

Let there be three.

Yes.

Yes.

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Yes, my daughter.

Take the rear.

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Oh, Lord, dear Jesus, Holy Spirit.

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Oh, Holy Ghost, with us.

Yes, praise the Lord.

Oh, we've got one more.

Better to give them to receive.

Come now.

Come to daddy.

My life.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Hello.

Where have you been on?

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Yes.

Oh.

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Body.

Which comes to shove.

It's always better to receive as well.

Oh.

The three wives in the bedroom is one thing, but three wives in the kitchen?

That's another.

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Do you think the trash is going to take itself out?

I'm on it.

Really?

Like you were on Nancy Reagan last night?

I do my best to share the love around here, okay?

Yeah, well, two minutes of love is not enough for one of us.

Let alone three.

Sorry, you're feeling that way.

Two?

Two?

Anything you want to say to me?

Let's see here.

I can try to make it to three minutes tonight.

Well, that do you?

Nothing about a special day.

It's our anniversary, huh?

And they, I mean, I don't know.

I get mixed up.

I got three wives.

It's my birthday.

Happy birthday.

Sorry, I forgot.

What's this?

Looks like a shirt.

Why was it buried in the compost heap?

Probably because it's an old shirt.

Why is there a heat and lipstick all over the collar?

I've been meaning to talk to you about that because, ladies, we got a new wife.

Oh, I don't think I know.

No way.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll become a monk instead.

So, I heard about your amazing bust.

Oh, they're okay.

I mean, I'm not going to make a career out of them or anything.

I was talking about your undercover sting at the strip club.

I heard that they arrested the guy.

I got the case.

So, what do you think about becoming a police officer?

No, please not my color.

And I'm super not in the getting shot, duh.

Well, at least we know what you don't want.

Karen, you're running out of time.

I know.

If you don't start making some decisions,

and I'll never graduate.

More than that, you need to figure out what it is that you want.

It's going to give you the happiness that you truly deserve.

Well, I know it made me happier right now.

I don't think that's going to help.

It'll help me keep my mind up at the problem.

That's just it.

We need to keep your mind on the problem.

And just relax.

Take a deep breath.

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I think about what it is that you really want.

You're saying...

It's decision time.

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I'm...

I should get going.

You can't go yet.

You said it yourself.

You can't let these strings go to waste.

I thought you didn't drink.

I don't know if special occasion.

To special occasions.

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Yeah.

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Woo!

Okay, now I have really got to go.

CRN and I have to figure out how we're going to introduce

our film at the screening.

You wouldn't believe some of the interviews we got.

Man, some of the stuff that came out.

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And, by came out, I of course mean out in the non-lesbian sense

of not being in or in a state of in this or whatever.

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No, you can't go.

You're way beyond the legal limit.

I'm not driving.

You're too drunk to walk.

Look what happened to Zach.

You don't want to end up in the hospital to you.

No, but...

Speaking of which, where do you want to end up?

Back in my room.

No, I mean the future.

Well?

I could see myself in the director's chair.

Can I classify it in 7, take 1?

Action!

I'm so happy.

Me too.

I thought the beginning married soon.

This is okay.

Of course.

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You don't have to.

It's okay.

No, I want to.

I really want to.

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You're not dead.

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You're not dead.

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God!

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Come here.

Come, come, come, come both of you.

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It has got to be more passionate.

More hungry.

You're phoning it in.

He's making all your dreams come true.

Mearing you so your family can come and live in the States.

You're only too happy to help her,

but somewhere along the way you fall in and love.

It's like the floodgates finally opened.

He's more than you could ever have hoped for.

Look at her and realize that she could actually be the one for you.

I have got to see that moment.

That feeling.

That spark.

I've never sparked the phone.

Oh, I can.

On camera.

My agent said that I would only have to, you know,

simulate sparking.

Going classified in '72.

Everybody settle.

Action.

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Cut, cut, cut!

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It's a tidal wave of emotion, an avalanche of passion,

and earthquake of yearning.

So it's a disaster.

You're telling me.

It needs to be hot.

Go on.

It needs something different.

Would you be a little more specific in your direction?

It needs me.

Ah, the return of the star maiden.

Action.

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You are dead.

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Cut!

It's just not feeling real.

Maybe show them not.

Well, I wouldn't ask my actors to do anything.

I wasn't willing to do myself.

This.

This is a spark.

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Oh!

Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah.

I can go again.

One more for insurance.

Keep it rolling at a bar.

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Second, you just saved my life.

Cosmic fate.

Wasn't your time.

Thank you.

We're all one consciousness.

Anything that happens to you?

It happens to me.

You're really buying all this new AG stuff.

I saw the light.

I can add a body experience while you were in conscious or something.

Oh, I mean, the traffic light.

It's great.

If you're looking for answers,

you should really see the spiritual guide up and see.

Like seeing seeing.

We're all divine beings andextricably linked

on a subconscious level.

What does that mean, Zach?

Are you stopping her?

We're trying.

I think that's a lose.

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What about you, Queen Victoria?

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Oh, you know, I see you.

I see you living in a perfect life.

The perfect husband.

I love it.

Perfect health.

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I hope you're hungry in my life.

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How is your daily, dear?

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I was thinking about taking some night classes

over at the Y.

If that's all right with you.

But tonight is Thursday night.

Oh, don't tell me you're having another one of your headaches.

I know.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I promise I'll make it up to you soon.

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I'm sure I'll find a way to express myself.

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Hi.

Hello?

Is there anyone here?

I'm not really comfortable talking about love.

And all that.

My parents considered it taboo subject.

Come on.

It's just love.

Everybody does it.

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Hi.

I wanted to register for some classes.

I really miss college life.

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College may be over.

But it's never too late to find out who you really are.

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I wanted to tell you that I didn't know how you'd react.

That's how you'd react it.

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I appreciate you coming up to class.

The question is, are you ready to come out?

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Who knows?

Perhaps I'll surprise you all.

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Anita?

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Anita Filler?

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Anita Filler?

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I knew you were coming.

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You had a vision or something?

No.

Is that called?

Oh.

Well, I--

I-- I don't know why I'm here really.

Why are any of us here?

What does all of this mean?

Where is it all going?

Wow.

That's maybe to me questions from your hands on one day.

I was just hoping to find a career to satisfy my father.

The answer to all of these questions and more is right here.

In my amazing best, in your heart, close your eyes,

close your eyes, and open your heart.

Imagine your future.

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Timer, how do you think you're doing?

You came as per second chance

It's supposed to be some postmodern statement. It's can't be about a final film. I can't graduate either one of me it my pleasure to introduce this year's dance performance

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