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I swear I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna graduate you.

Yow!

I'll drink to that.

You know how I like to be you.

I used to think that my name was "Fex" was enough.

Some guys like crazy.

Believe me.

Dude, that's wack.

I thought this was journalism 101. Not sex ed.

Excuse me, I need to get to see "S."

Any questions?

Boys lead to trouble.

Doesn't have to.

I wouldn't know what to do with she, but I knew.

You sure had a good idea what to do with me the other night?

*buzz*

In the way I would ever marry her.

But in the meantime, if she's giving up the booty, I ain't gonna say no.

I'll tell you what, man.

There's nothing this girl won't do.

Thanks for calling. I'll let you know how it turns out.

You wanna shoot you with nothing?

*laughs*

No, no, just the opposite.

The opposite of nothing.

Ah, yes, everything.

Oh, I see you English is coming very naturally.

Now, we go very naturally.

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- This tutoring really has been a rewarding experience.

- I do anything for you.

- Mm-hmm.

- Do anything for me?

- Sure.

- Would you consider...

- It'd be my pleasure.

(gasping)

- Just give me about 10 minutes to recover,

and I'll be back to do anything your heart desires.

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(gasping)

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(knocking)

- As long as that's not James Tyler, come in.

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- Ah, it's nice to see the both of you with your clothes on.

- I can reassure you that these are nothing more

than malicious rumors that...

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Right.

It's about perspective.

You know, if you had a chance to see the other camera angles

and you'd know it just looks like we're having sex.

- Say the bullshit for class, Mr. Watson.

- Didn't you release the tape?

- I thought I did.

- Yet somehow this tape ended up outside of my office.

Now, who do you suppose would want me to see

your sterling journalistic efforts?

I doubt it was the Peabody Committee.

- General's just trying to help me overcome my fears

in front of the camera.

- Well, by the looks of it, he's a huge success.

I mean, he must be one of the most gifted teachers in history.

- He is.

He really is.

- And yet he broke the first rule of journalism.

- Never get involved with your subject.

- I mentioned violating the college code of moral conduct.

- Please, it's my fault.

You can't fire him.

- Oh, actually, I can't.

- I take full responsibility for my actions.

You can't punish Layla for my mistakes.

- Actually, I can do that too.

But I'm not going to.

I want you to use your questionable journalistic skills.

Do a little expose on James Tyler's new bar.

- Like an ad?

- Like a hatchet job.

I want the two of you to dig up as much dirt as you can

and help me shut that place down.

And I don't give a shit if you have to make stuff up.

- What happened to journalistic ethics?

- Right.

- I wanted to err by the end of this week,

or whoever sent me this tape will have their wish.

Two of you will be gone.

Is that clear?

- Yes, sir.

- Yes, Dean.

- You got time before class.

- Oh, I want to, but I have to prepare.

- For what?

Our rematch?

- I have a match against the computer.

Deep throat.

- You mean deep blue.

- No, no, no.

I mean deep throat.

This is strip-chast, remember?

I'm going to sing you some hot little USB ports.

- Oh.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You telling me you're sleeping with the enemy now?

We were never enemies, Max.

- For enemies, anyway, a truce was called.

And you know why.

- 'Cause you figured out we could make a fortune on the dance performance

and you're going to let me market it.

- Aha, yes.

You can market it.

- And you can perform in it.

- You're kidding me, right?

- No, we're not kidding.

We think you've got one hell of a business head on your shoulders, kid.

- And you got a hell of a talent with those dancing feet.

You and Dawn have something special.

- Yeah, we do.

We do.

I haven't even seen her in days.

- I thought she was skipping class to be with you.

- And I thought you were skipping class to be with her.

- She didn't have the money to pay for tuition.

I tried to help her, but she wouldn't let me.

I gotta go find her.

- Wait, what about class?

- Film is not a matter of life and death.

It is more important.

Now this week we'll be studying the early cinema makers of Eastern Europe and North America.

I expect you to study very hard.

Now you will find that the early cinema makers will be more up.

- I shouldn't have.

- We should know.

- It's weird, but after all this time it just felt wrong.

- All wrong.

- Can we still, you know, I'm not sure.

- No, your films first cuts are due by the end of the month.

Make us laugh, make us cry.

But most of all, get them in on time.

All right?

- We have some serious work to do.

We only have two interviews so far,

and I'm not sure that we can use my depth with Victoria.

- Why not?

Can I at least see the tapes?

- Are they?

- I think they should stay in the closet.

What about the interview with Olga?

- To be honest, I don't think it's going to have a happy ending.

- All right.

Well, let's get to work.

Let's interview as many people as we can.

Ask them what love means to...

- What does love mean?

What does love mean?

- Anytime now, Zach, I've been rolling for the past half an hour.

- Meaning of love.

- The love of meaning.

- You know what?

Forget it.

Love.

- It's blind.

Love is never having to say I'm sorry.

Love is in the air.

- And in greeting cards and shitty songs.

But what does love mean to you in your own words?

- I want to answer that question.

- With a sound.

- Me!

- Aah!

- That bump on the head really jarred something loose, didn't it?

- It's not about what love means.

It's about who love means.

- That doesn't even make sense.

- If you love yourself...

then you're all been to loving others.

I love myself.

I really, really love myself.

- Then you're ready, Grasshopper.

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- I've got to go.

- But the interview, we haven't finished.

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- It's not like we have a choice.

- If my accent that taped the teens,

then he deserves whatever he gets.

- Hell, it even could have been on my ex as far as we know.

- You had a girlfriend on campus?

- Don't tell me it was another student.

- Oh, professor.

And things didn't really end up good between us in the end.

- And if she finds that tape...

- Believe me, Max wouldn't have been having about that tape,

but only because he wasn't in it.

- Let's just do what we need to do.

Okay?

You want to try one?

- This is Layla Wilkinson reporting from outside the new Dom Bar here on campus.

We've all heard about the parties I've been throwing here in the last few weeks,

but what you might not have heard of is the excessive drinking,

the destruction of property, and the lewd moral conduct

that threatens to close this place down.

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- Okay, this isn't an ad.

- You're making this place seem awesome.

Let's try it again.

- Join us as we go behind the bar to discover why one drink here could be your last.

- What?

- They do it all the time on the news.

Why are your carpets killing you?

The truth about the so-called "wonder drug aspirin"

and how it's exploding your brain.

- Let's just go and sneak in and see if we can find something to get the Dean off her back.

Okay, this isn't working.

Let's go.

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We're gonna go break in.

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Oops.

I dropped so.

You do anything for me, yes?

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With pleasure.

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Perhaps you saw behind,

Yeah!

Clean as a whistle.

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- So I know that this might not be the right time to ask.

- But--

- What does love mean to you?

- Love is--

- Indefipherable.

In sufferable.

And insane.

The wounds are still fresh.

- One is head.

And in my heart.

- He really loves Zach.

He goes in decipherable and severable.

- And now he's insane.

But yes, I did.

- So do you think that you'd ever take the risk?

Fall in love again?

- He would have to be severable,

decipherable and sane.

That I do know.

That's a tough trio to find.

If you meet somebody like that, be sure to let me know.

- I think maybe I already have.

- Really?

When?

How?

- It's a little guidance.

- Where are you going?

What about the interview?

- Karen, I didn't know that we had an appointment.

- Mm.

- What are you doing?

- You're decipherable.

- Well, I did major in English.

- You're sufferable?

- I try to make our sessions painless.

- And you're sane.

- I thought I was, but this is crazy.

- I'm ready to take the risk.

Too much to soon?

(sighs)

- I'm ready.

(sighs)

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♪ She'll drive us out ♪

♪ And I'll take her here ♪

♪ And it's all around ♪

♪ All that I've been on ♪

♪ And I won't tell ♪

♪ That it's not a question ♪

♪ A matter of time ♪

♪ Rain and rain ♪

♪ And those ♪

♪ How you play ♪

♪ Every time ♪

♪ I'm ready to take the risk ♪

♪ The wind's all in the way ♪

♪ The wind's crossed down ♪

♪ And I'm getting over ♪

♪ The wind's all in the way ♪

♪ Your head saves ♪

♪ But I am yours over ♪

♪ And I am yours over ♪

♪ The wind's all in the way ♪

♪ I'm ready to take the risk ♪

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♪ The wind's all in the way ♪

Hold on.

Aha! Look what I found.

♪ The wind's all in the way ♪

Well, what do you know?

Now, there's a story.

Dean-lauer. Party animal.

Sex-god.

♪ The wind's all in the way ♪

No wonder the Dean wants this place shut down.

If these pictures got out.

You can't.

What?

We got a job to do.

♪ The wind's all in the way ♪

Let's keep looking. Let's get out of here.

♪

Come on.

♪

You've got to stay in one position.

The interview's going to look terrible if you keep moving around.

I've got a lot on my mind.

Haven't talked to Dawn in days.

That must be hard. You two are getting close, right?

I thought so, but she wouldn't let me help her.

Mom, that's real love.

They're in the good times and the bad.

I thought so, but she wouldn't take anything from me.

Maybe all she needed was your love.

You know, what she needed was 6,674 off to tuition.

Well, love doesn't pay the bills.

I would have done anything for her. I would have begged, borrowed, or stolen.

I'm sure that she just wants to take care of this herself.

But how?

She's an amazing dancer, but she's no money in that.

How? There is, but not the kind of dancing she's been doing.

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Oh, fuck it.

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Where are you going?

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I just met you, Destiny, baby.

Yeah, I'm looking for a girl.

I'm going to be bounder.

No, her name is Dawn. She's my...

She's my girlfriend.

Dawn, I don't know any Dawn.

But there's a new girl, Sunrise.

She just started a couple days ago.

I thought you'd call her thanks.

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Gentlemen, put your hands in your watch and welcome the amazing Sunrise.

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Dawn?

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Dawn, what are you doing here?

I'm having to make some money because they look like a dumpling.

You told me that you'd never do something for money that you love.

I thought you think I loved this.

I told you what I have to do to survive.

♪

Let me just help.

We'll find a way.

Without bringing the appreciate of it right now,

you're doing a very opposite of helping.

I'm so insistent with my ex.

Enjoy the show.

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This is for you, honey.

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That's a dance benefit money, right?

Yeah, I've been meaning to deposit it into an account for you.

Um, shouldn't you lock it away?

Uh, uh, I trust everyone around here.

♪

But still, without the cash, we're screwed.

Fine.

♪

Are you happy now?

Yeah, but I'd still like to get screwed.

♪

Yeah, you know, I...

I've done it with the faculty before.

Yeah, but that's all we've been astuteed.

Does it feel different now?

Yeah.

Yeah?

More scull.

Well, you're gonna have to earn your tenure for the professor.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Earn me.

Mm-hmm.

Earn me.

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Oh!

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I like those booze.

Mm-hmm.

Nice booze.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Get out of here.

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Oh!

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

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Oh!

Oh, they died.

Yeah.

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh!

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Right there.

Oh!

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Oh!

Yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

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Let's go!

Oh!

Oh!

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Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Okay.

It's time now.

It's time now.

Earn me.

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You know how much I really, really like you, Erin?

Yeah.

Oh!

You're my favorite teacher.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

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One more?

One more.

Come on.

♪

Oh!

Sex and the premises.

It's gotta be against college rules.

At least health and safety.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Okay.

♪

Oh!

Can't be confused.

Oh, man!

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Layla!

Aaron?

Daniel!

Oh!

Wow, this is quite the little reunion now, isn't it?

What are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing here with him?

We broke up, Daniel.

Okay, I can see whoever I like.

Wait, that's her ex?

She was.

She is.

We were.

Layla, wait, don't--

So now you're dating a student.

Whatever.

Okay, wait.

I'm confused here.

Who am I again?

Are you okay?

You have nothing to worry about.

There is much to be worried about.

I run out of time.

We could do this interview tomorrow, if you like.

My father calls.

He says, "If I do not get husband, I must come home."

I'm sorry.

I know how much being here means to you.

I do not want to leave.

♪

I tell you what love means to me.

It's impossible dream to fall in love for no reason other

than to be truly in love.

It could still happen.

I give a chance of love for the sake of my family.

Maybe that's what love truly means.

That selflessness.

The devotion.

Oh.

My apologies.

I didn't know you two were fun.

It's no problem.

Perhaps I could ask you a couple of questions.

All right?

What does love mean to you?

Well, I suppose love means understanding.

Devotion.

It means acceptance.

♪

You said you will do anything for me, so will you marry me?

♪

You've got to be joking me, right?

Why would I buy the cow when I get the milk for free?

You won't cow?

My family give you cow.

Sheep, too.

I wouldn't make you for all the potatoes in your crappy country.

There's your little camera out of my face.

You're a giant douche, and I'm going to make sure every girl on campus knows it.

Thanks to my little camera.

Yeah, whatever.

♪

I must go home now.

♪

You don't have to.

I'll marry you.

♪

The money's gone!

We got to call the police.

The unsub might have left behind.

Biometrics that can add up to a corpus deal at time.

And so, on top of all the code violations, James Tyler has used a bar to go in personal sex debt.

I want to help a paper school.

She wouldn't have to work here anymore.

What are you doing here?

I can ask you the same thing.

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*Singing* There was a girl, there is...