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TARA.
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HEY. I'M BRAD CHASE
FROM D.C.
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ALAN SHORE.
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PLEASURE.
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I THINK THAT'S MY SEAT.
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YES, I DID SEE
SOMEONE'S THINGS HERE.
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I MOVED THEM
TO A LESS DESIRABLE LOCATION.
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I'M SORRY. WE'RE NOT TERRITORIAL
ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING
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AROUND HERE, ARE WE?
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DENNY CRANE.
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YES, DENNY, I KNOW.
I RUN THE NEW YORK OFFICE.
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PETER STONE.
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DENNY CRANE.
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I KNOW. I'M CHICAGO.
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MY KIND OF TOWN.
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ALWAYS HAD THE BEST SEX
OF MY LIFE IN CHICAGO.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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WELL, UM...
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GREETINGS,
TOKYO, LONDON.
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GOOD MORNING.
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MORNING, DENNY.
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BRAD CHASE,
THERE YOU ARE, SOLDIER.
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OH. EVERYBODY REMEMBERS
BRAD CHASE, I'M SURE,
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HELL, IF I DO.
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
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LOCK AND LOAD.
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ITEM ONE --
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FORGET ITEM ONE.
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ACTUALLY, DENNY,
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ITEM ONE IS A RATHER URGENT
MATTER THAT WE MUST DISCUSS.
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WHY DON'T YOU BRIEF US?
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GLADLY. IF W--
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ITEM TWO -- BECKERMAN DISCOVERY?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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UH, AHEM --
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WELL, OPPOSING COUNSEL WAS
GRANTED THEIR MOTION TO COMPEL,
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WHICH MEANS
WE ARE NOW REQUIRED
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TO TURN OVER ALL CORRESPONDENCE
AND SCIENTIFIC STUDIES.
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HMM.
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WHAT ABOUT THE ONES WE BURNED
BEFORE THE JUDGE'S ORDER?
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WE DIDN'T
BURN ANY DOCUMENTS.
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WELL, SURE WE DID.
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DO IT TODAY.
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ALL RIGHT, NIGEL, KEEP GOING.
WE'RE LISTENING.
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UH, IF WE DO--
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ITEM THREE --
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DAMN IT, DENNY,
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THIS IS NOT A WAY
TO CONDUCT A STAFF MEETING.
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WHERE THE HELL IS EDWIN?
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SORRY I'M LATE,
GOOD PEOPLE.
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IS IT CASUAL MONDAY?
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EDWIN...
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EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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HUNKY DORY.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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NOT REALLY.
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ALWAYS FIGURED HIM
FOR A LOON.
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Edwin: TARA!
WHERE'S TARA?
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I NEED TARA!
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I'M RIGHT HERE, EDWIN.
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OH, THANK YOU.
YOU HAVE TO CONTACT BILL.
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I-I WILL, EDWIN.
I PROMISE.
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APOLOGIZE FOR MY DELAY.
THEN CALL MY WIFE.
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TELL HER I'VE HAD A SMALL
BREAKDOWN, NOT TO WORRY.
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OF COURSE.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
I HAVE THE BRANT APPEAL.
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I HAVE THE BRANT APPEAL.
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RELAX, EDWIN,
WE'LL HANDLE IT.
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DENNY, GUESS WHAT --
I'M DUE IN COURT WITH TARA.
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WE'RE ON IT.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
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YOU JUST GET BETTER.
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OKAY.
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DEMAGNETIZE
HIS PARKING PASS.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
I KNOW WHEN A MAN IS GONE.
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DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE THIS CASE
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WITHOUT A COPILOT?
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WELL, I --
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WHO'S THE JUDGE?
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RESNICK.
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HE'S A SCHMUCK.
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ALAN, BACK TARA UP.
SHE'S BEFORE SCHMUCK RESNICK.
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SEE IF YOU CAN GET
A DAMN CONTINUANCE.
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BRAD, YOU GOT
A FEW MINUTES?
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ACTUALLY, NO.
I'VE GOT AN EARLY SHUTTLE.
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GET A LATER ONE.
I NEED SOME FACE TIME.
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WHAT'S UP?
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EDWIN POOLE WAS
THE ONLY ONE HERE
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ABLE TO REIN IN DENNY CRANE.
WITHOUT HIM --
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IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO
WHERE I THINK YOU'RE GOING --
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WE NEED YOU BACK IN BOSTON
MORE THAN IN D.C., BRAD.
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LORI, ERNIE DELL JUST CAME IN.
HE'S UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING.
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I SENT HIM TO YOUR OFFICE.
MY OFFICE?
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YEAH, THE ALTERNATIVE
WOULD BE DENNY'S OFFICE,
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AND NOBODY HERE
WANTS THAT.
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EXCUSE ME.
I NEED A LAWYER.
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THIS IS MY DAUGHTER.
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SHE TRIED OUT FOR
THE NATIONAL TOUR OF "ANNIE,"
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AND SHE WAS THE BEST ONE,
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AND SHE WAS PASSED OVER
BECAUSE SHE WAS BLACK.
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IT'S DISCRIMINATION,
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IT'S BIGOTRY,
IT'S PREJUDICE,
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AND WE WANT JUSTICE.
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PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.
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BARING YOUR ASS
TO 24 ATTORNEYS,
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INCLUDING TWO OVERSEAS --
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THAT IS
AN UNPRECEDENTED TRIUMPH.
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I'M JUST DISTRAUGHT
I DIDN'T THINK OF IT MYSELF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU?
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NO, I DO NOT.
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EXCUSE ME. SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
BRAD CHASE.
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LOOK, I'VE BEEN ASKED TO STAY,
WHICH I'M CONSIDERING,
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BUT I'M CONCERNED
THAT YOU AND I
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MAY HAVE GOTTEN OFF
ON THE WRONG FOOT.
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I LIKE TO BE STRAIGHT UP
WITH PEOPLE,
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AND IF THERE'S AN ISSUE
OR CONFLICT,
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LET'S ADDRESS IT HEAD-ON,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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I HAVE TROUBLE
TALKING THAT FAST.
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I DON'T BELIEVE
IN BEING STRAIGHT UP,
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BUT I'M A BIG FAN
OF YOUR AQUA VELVA COMMERCIALS.
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THERE'S A POTENTIAL CLIENT
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
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I'D LIKE FOR YOU
TO MEET WITH HER.
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OH, FORGOT TO MENTION --
I OUTRANK YOU.
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DO YOU? AND I'M
SUCH A SLUT FOR AUTHORITY.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU THINK
THE TWO LITTLE BOYS
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COULD GET
OFF THE PLAYGROUND NOW?
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KISS TODAY.
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I DON'T WANT TO SING.
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YOU NEED TO PRACTICE.
YOU WANT TO MAKE JUILLIARD?
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KISS TODAY.
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* KISS TODAY GOODBYE
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OH, MY.
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NEVER MIND "OH, MY."
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SHE SINGS LIKE A SPARROW.
HERE, LOOK.
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I'VE GOT
THESE PRODUCER NOTES,
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WHICH I WAS ABLE
TO GET AHOLD OF
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BECAUSE OF MY OWN PERSONAL
INGENUITY --
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SAYS SHE HAS
THE MOST TALENT.
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YOU CAN READ IT
FOR YOURSELF.
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I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
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I DON'T DO
MUSICAL COMEDY.
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"ANNIE'S" A DRAMA.
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IT'S FULL OF SUSPENSE
ON WHETHER THE LITTLE GIRL
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GETS TO LIVE WITH THE RICH GUY.
IT'S DRAMATIC.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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YES, I NEED TO SPEAK
TO EDWIN POOLE IMMEDIATELY.
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I'M AFRAID MR. POOLE
HAS STEPPED OUT.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER.
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WHERE THE HELL
IS EDWIN POOLE?!
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HI. IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO HELP?
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YES. MY EX-HUSBAND IS TRYING
TO TAKE MY CHILDREN FROM ME,
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AND EDWIN POOLE,
HE MISSED MY HEARING TODAY,
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AND I'VE BEEN CALLING
HIS CELL PHONE, AND --
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I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON AROUND HERE?
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EXCUSE ME.
I'M BRAD CHASE.
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WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF THIS FOR YOU.
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NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE
A SEAT IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM?
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I'LL GET YOU
A GLASS OF WATER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THANK YOU.
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HEY.
YEAH.
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I WAS HANDLING IT.
I JUST THOUGHT I'D HELP OUT.
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THAT'S VERY NICE, BUT AGAIN,
I WAS HANDLING IT.
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SO WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU
THAT I'M TRYING TO HELP?
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WELL, MAYBE
BECAUSE YOU FEEL
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I CAN'T DEAL
WITH A CLIENT ON MY OWN.
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I DON'T FEEL
THAT WAY AT ALL.
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WELL, THEN I GUESS I REALLY HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT YOU FEEL.
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I GUESS NOT.
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AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
MY FAULT?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU TWO HAVE HAD SEX.
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I'M SORRY.
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WE'RE NOT TERRITORIAL
ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING
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AROUND HERE, ARE WE?
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO TELL ME.
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I WOULD PREFER
TO TELL DENNY.
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WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
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ERNIE, YOU AND I HAVE DONE
BUSINESS FOR A LONG TIME,
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AND WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE
TO TALK TO EACH OTHER.
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IF I'M TO HELP YOU HERE...
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MY WIFE
IS CHEATING ON ME.
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AND SHE INFORMED ME
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THAT SHE HAS BEEN
CHEATING ON ME
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FOR OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE.
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IT'S BEEN A FRAUD
FROM DAY ONE.
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OKAY. FIRST, YOU'VE ONLY
BEEN MARRIED SINCE AUGUST.
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SECOND, YOU'VE HAD FIVE OTHER
MARRIAGES DISSOLVE, EACH --
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BUT THIS --
THIS WAS THE REAL THING.
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WHAT'S THE GOAL --
TO GET HER BACK?
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I-I'D LIKE TO PUT
A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR ON HER,
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GET SOME PROOF.
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IF SHE'S ADMITTED --
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GOAL BEING TO GET
SOME COMPROMISING PICTURES
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TO USE AS LEVERAGE.
IN HOPES OF...
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[ SIGHS ]
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NEGOTIATING
AN ANNULMENT.
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I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
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AND I KNOW I'M ONE OF THOSE
OBNOXIOUS STAGE MOTHERS.
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I GET THAT.
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BUT SARAH WORKED HARD.
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I'VE TRIED TO TEACH HER
WHAT YOU EARN,
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PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE THAT
AWAY FROM YOU.
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SHE'S EARNED THIS,
MR. SHORE.
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I HAVE NO DOUBT,
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BUT YOU REALIZE PRODUCERS
DO HAVE DISCRETION,
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AND THE ART OF CASTING
STRIKES ME
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AS A VERY INEXACT SCIENCE.
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IF THEY KNEW
THEY WERE GOING TO GO WHITE,
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WHY'D THEY LET HER
TRY OUT AT ALL?
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WHY'D THEY LET HER
GET HER HOPES UP?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHY --
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SO THEY CAN PASS THEMSELVES OFF
AS EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYERS,
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SO THEY CAN CLAIM
TO BE ABOUT DIVERSITY.
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THEY WANT IT BOTH WAYS,
MR. SHORE,
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AND MY DAUGHTER GOT HURT.
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THAT WAS OUR DEAL.
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I WOULD WORK TWO JOBS,
PUT HIM THROUGH BUSINESS SCHOOL,
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THEN HE WOULD
PUT ME THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL.
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A WEEK AFTER HE GRADUATED,
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HE GOT A JOB
RUNNING A MUTUAL FUND,
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AND A WEEK AFTER THAT,
HE LEFT ME.
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OUR KIDS WERE 4 THEN --
TWINS.
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SIMON AND HARRY.
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THEY'RE 8 NOW.
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OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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THANKS.
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IN THEIR PEEWEE LEAGUE
UNIFORMS.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S NEVER SEEN
ONE OF THEIR GAMES.
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HE PAY YOUR WAY
THROUGH MED SCHOOL?
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TAKE A WILD GUESS.
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I DON'T CARE, THOUGH.
I'VE GRADUATED NOW,
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I'VE GOT A RESIDENCY WAITING
FOR ME IN NEW YORK CITY,
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00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,427
BUT MATTHEW WON'T LET ME
TAKE THE BOYS OUT OF STATE.
233
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SAYS HE WANTS THEM CLOSE BY,
THESE BOYS HE SEES ONCE A MONTH.
234
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,333
IT'S NOTHING BUT SPITE.
235
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,703
NOW, LOOK, WE'RE GOING
TO RESCHEDULE A HEARING.
236
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,105
I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS GOING
TO WORK OUT FINE.
237
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,639
YOU JUST HAVE TO
BE PATIENT.
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IF I'M NOT
AT COLUMBIA PRESBYTERIAN
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8:00 A.M. MONDAY MORNING,
THEY WILL GIVE MY SPOT AWAY.
240
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THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.
241
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,382
I HAVE WORKED TOO HARD TO BUILD
A LIFE FOR THESE BOYS.
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00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,628
WE CAN'T TAIL THE WIFE.
243
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,996
IT'S WHAT HE WANTS, DENNY.
244
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,798
CAN'T DO IT.
NOT ETHICAL.
245
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,233
SHE'S A CLIENT, TOO.
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00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,467
WHAT I WOULD SUGGEST
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IS WE SEND
A LETTER OF WITHDRAWAL
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00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,404
TO END-RUN
THE CONFLICT,
249
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,040
GET AN OPINION LETTER
OF OUTSIDE COUNSEL --
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I DON'T WANT
TO TAIL THE WIFE.
251
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,643
DENNY, I DON'T NEED
TO TELL YOU
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00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,712
THAT ERNIE DELL IS
ONE OF OUR BIGGEST CLIENTS.
253
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,547
IF HE WANTS
A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR,
254
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,082
WHAT'S THE REAL HARM?
255
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,516
THE HARM WOULD BE TO ME.
256
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,385
I'M SORRY?
257
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,590
I'M THE ONE
SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE.
258
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,834
[ SIGHS ]
259
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,703
DENNY IS HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH THE WOMAN.
260
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,739
I'VE GOT A SENIOR PARTNER
SAYING DON'T TAIL HER,
261
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,708
I'VE GOT A CLIENT
WANTING SNAPSHOTS.
262
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,377
WHAT DO I DO, PAUL?
263
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,182
CONVINCE ERNIE THAT
THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR IDEA
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IS A BAD ONE.
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00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,450
OH, SURE.
266
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,254
YOU HAVE ENORMOUS
PERSUASIVE SKILLS, LORI.
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00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,757
YOU'RE HANDLING ME.
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00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,558
I AM.
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00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,760
MM.
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00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,862
AND I NEED YOU
TO HANDLE ERNIE.
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I WILL HANDLE DENNY.
272
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,439
TARA?
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00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,507
HI.
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00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,750
DON'T BE OFFENDED
BY THIS.
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00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,586
I KNOW
YOU'RE A GREAT LAWYER
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00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,423
WITH EXCEPTIONAL
LEGAL SKILLS.
277
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,059
AND?
278
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,460
I NEED YOU
TO FLIRT WITH ERNIE DELL.
279
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,262
EXCUSE ME?
280
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,663
THE MAN IS
A PROFOUND SKIRT CHASER.
281
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,132
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR SKIRT?
282
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,567
OKAY, LOOK, MEN SOMETIMES
FIND ME ATTRACTIVE.
283
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,236
FROM TIME TO TIME,
THEY'LL EVEN HIT ON ME.
284
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,305
IT'S ALL DEEPLY REWARDING,
BUT YOU --
285
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,674
WHAT ME?
286
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,409
YOU'RE HOT.
287
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,511
YEAH.
288
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,948
KIND OF NASTY HOT.
289
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,749
MEN WOULD LEAVE THEIR WIVES
FOR YOU,
290
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,185
AND I NEED TO MAKE ERNIE
FORGET ABOUT HIS WIFE, SO --
291
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,353
IF YOU THINK THAT I --
292
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,921
DON'T MAKE ME PULL RANK.
293
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,823
YOU CAN FILE YOUR SEXUAL
HARRASSMENT CLAIM TOMORROW,
294
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,691
BUT TODAY, NOW,
YOU NEED TO MEET WITH ERNIE.
295
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,864
IT SEEMS THE CLIENT
CAN'T PAY,
296
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,498
SO THE FIRM WILL HAVE TO
EAT THE COST
297
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,267
OF PROSECUTING THIS MATTER.
298
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,269
I'M SURE
THE PARTNERS WON'T OBJECT
299
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,771
WHEN THEY HEAR THAT IT WAS
A CASE YOU ASSIGNED TO ME.
300
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,139
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
301
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,977
I'LL PAY THE COST
OF PROSECUTING THE CASE.
302
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,311
MM.
303
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,146
OF COURSE,
IF YOU WERE A BETTING MAN...
304
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,385
YOU WIN, I PAY,
YOU LOSE, YOU PAY.
305
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,553
BIT OF A GAMBLE,
I REALIZE.
306
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,455
I'LL PAY DOUBLE.
307
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,743
YOU GOT ANOTHER HEARING?
308
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,145
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
309
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,214
THE NOT-SO-GOOD NEWS IS
WE PROBABLY WON'T WIN IT.
310
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,748
BUT IT AT LEAST
GIVES US LEVERAGE
311
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,350
TO GET YOUR EX-HUSBAND
IN A ROOM.
312
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,552
WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
313
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,554
WE WANT TO TAKE A SHOT
AT A SETTLEMENT.
314
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,256
NOW, IF YOUR EX CARES
ANYTHING ABOUT THESE KIDS --
315
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,925
HE DOESN'T.
316
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,392
THIS IS ALL ABOUT
GETTING ME.
317
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,194
HAVE I NOT BEEN CLEAR
ABOUT THAT?
318
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,529
HE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW THE KIDS.
319
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,898
I'VE DEALT WITH
BAD EX-HUSBANDS BEFORE.
320
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,234
MR. CHASE, NO OFFENSE,
321
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,370
BUT YOU HAVE NEVER DEALT
WITH THIS ONE.
322
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,804
TRUST ME.
323
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,446
THIS IS LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
324
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,381
IF SHE DOESN'T
LOOK THE PART --
325
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,083
I DIDN'T REALIZE
WE DID RACIAL PROFILING
326
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,717
FOR OUR
COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS.
327
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,219
THESE ARE PRIVATE INVESTORS.
328
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,687
THERE IS
NO STATE ACTION INVOLVED.
329
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,522
HOW WOULD THE STORY CHANGE
IF ANNIE WERE BLACK?
330
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,524
YOUR HONOR,
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
331
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,094
COUNSEL, WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT ADOPTION HERE.
332
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,197
DADDY WARBUCKS
ISN'T THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
333
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,966
EXACTLY HOW WOULD
THE STORY CHANGE?
334
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,968
LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE IS
AN ICONIC CHARACTER BASED --
335
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,202
I WANT TO SEE HER.
336
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,237
EXCUSE ME?
337
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,406
THE GIRL WHO GOT THE ROLE.
I WANT TO COMPARE.
338
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,242
YOUR HONOR, IS THAT REALLY
FAIR TO THE OTHER LITTLE GIRL?
339
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,478
COUNSEL, IF SHE CAN SING
EIGHT TIMES A WEEK
340
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,246
IN FRONT OF 3,000-PLUS
PEOPLE A NIGHT,
341
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,248
SHE CAN SING
IN FRONT OF ME.
342
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,584
GET HER IN HERE.
343
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,722
I WANT
THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
344
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,057
THE THING IS, ERNIE,
345
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,126
THE PHOTOGRAPHS WILL HAVE
NO LEGAL RELEVANCE.
346
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,261
THEY CAN'T FACILITATE
AN ANNULMENT.
347
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,630
I AM THE CUSTOMER HERE,
LORI.
348
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,100
THE CUSTOMER
ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT.
349
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,309
MAY I...
350
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,445
MAKE AN OBSERVATION?
351
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,181
I REALLY DON'T KNOW YOU,
MR. DELL,
352
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,250
BUT I SUSPECT
THERE'S A REASON
353
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,319
WHY ALL THESE YOUNGER WOMEN
WANT TO MARRY YOU.
354
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,987
IT'S CALLED MONEY.
355
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,922
YOU'RE WRONG.
356
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,291
IT'S CALLED POWER,
357
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,260
AND YOU DERIVE
A LOT OF THAT POWER
358
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,296
NOT JUST FROM BEING HANDSOME
AND SEXY,
359
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,832
BUT FROM BEING DIGNIFIED.
360
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,636
HIRING A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR
IS BENEATH YOU.
361
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,772
THERE ARE MANY YOUNG,
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OUT THERE
362
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,309
WHO WOULD LOVE
TO JUMP INTO YOUR...
363
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,013
WIFE'S PLACE.
364
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:24,217
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY,
BUT...
365
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,653
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO LOOK AT THIS
366
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,521
AS AN OPPORTUNITY.
367
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,344
PAUL.
368
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,914
YOU AND I GO BACK
A LONG WAY, DENNY.
369
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,183
COMPLETELY MINDFUL
OF THE FACT
370
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,684
THAT YOU HELPED
BUILD THIS PLACE,
371
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,486
THE PARTNERS HERE
WILL NOT ALLOW YOU
372
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,021
TO DISMANTLE IT
WITH YOUR BUFFOONERY.
373
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,259
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
374
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,395
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT
TO HEAR ME SAY IT AGAIN.
375
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,930
TO HAVE AN AFFAIR
376
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,167
WITH THE WIFE
OF ONE OF OUR BIGGEST CLIENTS --
377
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:18,505
IT DISRESPECTS BOTH ERNIE DELL
AND THIS FIRM.
378
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,073
WE HAVE OTHER CLIENTS.
379
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,441
NOT LIKE ERNIE.
380
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:25,112
BUT YOUR POINT
IS WELL TAKEN.
381
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:29,882
EVERYBODY IS FUNGIBLE.
382
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,964
LORI COLSON
WON'T TAIL MY WIFE.
383
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,033
I WANT YOU TO DO IT.
384
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,034
ERNIE --
385
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,036
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
386
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,771
GET IT DONE, DENNY.
387
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,054
DENNY, I'M HAVING
A BIT OF AN IDENTITY CRISIS.
388
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,991
I'VE ALWAYS PRIDED MYSELF
ON BEING, WELL...
389
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,493
NUTS.
390
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,829
BUT IN THIS FIRM,
I FIND MYSELF FALLING
391
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,731
INTO THE SANE CATEGORY.
392
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,436
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA.
393
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,405
YOU THINK I'M NUTS,
DO YOU?
394
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,408
ARE YOU SCARED?
395
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,778
SCARED?
396
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,113
WHAT WOULD I BE SCARED OF?
397
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,817
EDWIN POOLE IS A FRIEND.
398
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,752
YOU'VE SEEN HIM
JUST GO OFF THE HIGH DIVE.
399
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,289
EDWIN POOLE'S PROBLEM IS
400
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,424
HE DOESN'T LIKE
BEING EDWIN POOLE.
401
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,126
FROM TIME TO TIME, HE'D...
402
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,429
LOOK IN THE MIRROR
AND ASK, "WHAT'S THE POINT?"
403
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,130
I NEVER DO THAT.
404
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,533
QUESTIONS LIKE THAT'LL
KILL YOU.
405
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,435
QUESTIONS LIKE
"WHAT'S THE POINT?"
406
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,504
LOOK, TAKE YOU,
FOR EXAMPLE.
407
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,639
TOMORROW YOU'RE GOING
TO GO INTO COURT
408
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,608
AND ARGUE THAT
SOME LITTLE FAT BLACK KID
409
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,544
SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY
A LITTLE SKINNY WHITE ONE.
410
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,012
WHAT'S THE POINT?
411
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,251
YOU DON'T ASK.
THAT'S THE POINT.
412
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,721
YOU GOING TO WIN,
BY THE WAY?
413
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,357
THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW.
414
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,561
I'M AFRAID NOT.
415
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,663
THERE'S NO STATE ACTION.
416
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,332
WE'VE ASKED
FOR SPECIFIC PERFORMANCE
417
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,567
WITH NO CLEAR EVIDENCE
OF DISCRIMINATION.
418
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,135
I DON'T LIKE LOSING,
419
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,871
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THERE'S A WAGER INVOLVED.
420
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,842
WELL, DON'T, SOLDIER.
421
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,044
TAKE THE RABBIT
OUT OF YOUR HAT.
422
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,850
THAT'S THE SECRET
423
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:48,020
OF BOTH TRIAL LAW
AND LIFE.
424
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,723
RABBITS.
425
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,692
YEAH.
426
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,002
EXCUSE ME.
427
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,238
I'M LOOKING FOR --
428
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,274
YOU, ACTUALLY.
429
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,708
ALL MY LIFE.
430
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,942
MATTHEW.
431
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,511
TARA.
432
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,946
ALAN.
433
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,215
I HAD A GIRL
WHO LOOKED LIKE YOU ONCE,
434
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,385
MARRIED HER.
435
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,620
NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU.
436
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,823
WHERE THE HELL
IS MY LAWYER?
437
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,462
IF YOU TOOK SUMMER
PLUS WINTER BREAKS,
438
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,532
SPRING BREAK,
HOLIDAY WEEKENDS,
439
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,401
YOU START TO GET PRETTY CLOSE
TO WHAT YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW.
440
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,768
PASS.
441
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,104
THAT'S TOO MUCH CUSTODY
FOR SUPER DAD.
442
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,106
IS THERE
ANY ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO
443
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,409
THAT WOULD ALLOW FOR SHARON
TO ENROLL IN HER PROGRAM
444
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,944
WITHOUT LEAVING
THE BOYS BEHIND?
445
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,715
WE COULD
EACH TAKE ONE.
EXCUSE ME?
446
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,717
YOU KNOW,
LIKE THAT NAZI MOVIE
447
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,251
WHERE THE WOMAN HAS
TO PICK WHICH KID TO KEEP.
448
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,387
"SOPHIE'S CHOICE."
THANK YOU.
449
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,290
ONLY THIS IS SHARON'S CHOICE.
450
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,825
ONE GOES WITH HER TO NEW YORK,
I KEEP THE OTHER ONE.
451
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,093
DONE.
THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
452
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,596
THE BOYS LOVE EACH OTHER.
THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS.
453
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,598
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD,
DON'T YOU THINK?
454
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,966
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN WE SPLIT 'EM UP.
455
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,501
STOP DOING THIS!
YOU HAVE ALREADY SCARRED
456
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,003
YOUR CHILDREN ENOUGH
TO LAST A LIFETIME.
457
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,240
IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS
TO A LITTLE BOY, KNOWING THAT
458
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,909
THEIR FATHER COULD CARE LESS
WHETHER HE SEES 'EM OR NOT.
459
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,278
AND YET IF IT MEANS DENYING ME
SOMETHING THAT I WANT,
460
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,480
SOMETHING THAT I DESERVE,
461
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,948
SOMETHING THAT
THIS FAMILY NEEDS,
462
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,850
SUDDENLY YOU'RE A --
YOU'RE A CONCERNED FATHER.
463
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,117
DAMN YOU.
464
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,853
AND WHAT ABOUT
MY NEEDS, HUH?
465
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,855
WHAT FREAKISH NIGHTMARE
DID I STEP INTO
466
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,823
THAT TURNED MY WIFE --
WHO WAS HOT,
467
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,325
WHO HAD SEX WITH ME,
468
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,160
WHO LIKED TO GO OUT
WITH ME AT NIGHT
469
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,628
INTO SOME EARTH MOTHER,
470
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,964
WORLD RECORD-SETTING
BREAST FEEDER.
471
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,932
AND NOW YOU WANNA
LEAVE YOUR KIDS
472
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,701
WITH SOME
NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING NANNY
473
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,370
FOR 100 HOURS A WEEK
474
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,837
SO YOU CAN LIVE OUT
YOUR "ER" FANTASY LIFE?
475
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,005
BE MY GUEST.
476
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:49,609
BUT IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM
THAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH
477
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,745
TO GET HIRED ANYWHERE
IN THE ENTIRE STATE.
478
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,029
DENNY,
479
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,564
YOU HIRE THAT P.I. YET?
480
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,133
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
481
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,535
TRUTH BE TOLD,
482
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,904
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS FIRM
HANGS IN THE BALANCE.
483
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,972
UH, ERNIE, WHY DON'T WE
STEP INTO MY OFFICE --
484
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,808
I'M TALKING TO DENNY.
485
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,076
ALL RIGHT, ERNIE,
486
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,245
TRUTH TIME, MY OFFICE.
487
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:31,584
THIS IS NOT GONNA BE
EASY FOR YOU TO HEAR,
488
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,853
BUT IT NEEDS TO BE SAID.
489
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,489
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
490
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,491
WHO SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE.
491
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,660
NEITHER DO YOU, REALLY.
YOU DON'T LOVE HER.
492
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,429
THIS IS AN EGO THING.
493
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,863
SHE'S A TROPHY GIRL,
494
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,398
SOMETHING FOR YOUR FRIENDS
TO ADMIRE.
495
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,033
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BE FLATTERED.
496
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,736
I'M NOT --
I'M TALKING.
497
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,003
EGO, ERNIE.
498
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,440
YOU ACQUIRE FAST CARS
AND YOUNG WIVES
499
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,241
TO TRY
AND STAY YOUNG YOURSELF
500
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,411
IN THE HOPE OF CONFUSING
YOUTH WITH RELEVANCE.
501
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,347
WELL, HERE'S A FLASH FOR YA --
502
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,616
WE'RE ALL DESPERATE
TO BE RELEVANT.
503
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,085
YOU'RE 76 YEARS OLD.
504
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,721
WANNA FEEL YOU STILL
MEAN SOMETHING?
505
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,591
MOVE TO FLORIDA, PUNCH A CHAD,
SCREW UP AN ELECTION.
506
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,693
DON'T GO LOOKING
FOR AFFIRMATION
507
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,895
BETWEEN THE TWO
ARTIFICIAL JUGS
508
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,730
OF A WOMAN
WHO MARRIED YOU FOR...
509
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,433
GEE, COULD IT BE
YOUR OUTSTANDING SENSE OF HUMOR?
510
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,769
TAKE A SWING
IF YOU WANT TO,
511
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,805
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
512
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,819
THE GUARDIAN AD LITEM
ACKNOWLEDGED IN HER REPORT
513
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,554
IN THE LAST YEAR MR. CALDER
TOOK CUSTODY OF THE BOYS
514
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,955
ONLY ONE WEEKEND A MONTH.
515
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,592
MR. CALDER HAS BEEN STEEPED
IN A MAJOR WORK CRISIS
516
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,259
AT HIS COMPANY.
517
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,161
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S BEEN
DISMANTLING A NUCLEAR WEAPON.
518
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,731
THE FACT IS
HE HASN'T BEEN THERE,
519
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,265
AND THERE'S NO DOUBT
THAT MY CLIENT IS,
520
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,767
IN PRACTICE,
THE PRIMARY CUSTODIAN.
521
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,737
NOW, THIS WOMAN IS STRUGGLING
TO MAKE A LIFE FOR A FAMILY --
522
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,739
WAIT, SHE CAN'T MAKE IT
IN THE COMMONWEALTH?
SHE'D LOVE TO,
523
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,407
BUT THE OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT
COMES FROM NEW YORK.
524
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,109
NOW, MY CLIENT HAS MADE
EVERY SACRIFICE --
525
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,845
THAT'S WHAT PARENTS DO,
MR. CHASE.
526
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,747
YOU HAVE KIDS,
YOU MAKE SACRIFICES.
527
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,783
THEY GOT MARRIED HERE,
THEY HAD CHILDREN HERE.
528
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:14,621
MR. CALDER,
AS FATHERS GO,
529
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:18,625
I CONSIDER YOU
A DISGRACE.
530
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,794
MS. BRANT, THERE IS A REASON
FOR THIS POLICY.
531
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:24,931
WE DON'T LIKE ANGRY SPOUSES
YANKING KIDS ACROSS STATE LINES.
532
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,433
IT'S AN UNDUE BURDEN
ON THE FAMILY UNIT.
533
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,670
ACCORDINGLY, YOUR PLAN
TO RELOCATE WITH YOUR SONS
534
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,972
REMAINS ENJOINED.
535
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:46,285
WHAT NOW?
536
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,687
I DON'T KNOW.
537
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,693
I, UH...
538
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:57,463
I GUESS THAT DIDN'T
GO TOO WELL.
539
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,232
OH.
540
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,168
* WHEN I'M STUCK
WITH A DAY *
541
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,971
* THAT'S GRAY
AND LONELY *
542
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:11,678
* I JUST STICK OUT MY CHIN
AND GRIN AND SAY *
543
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:17,483
* TOMORROW, TOMORROW,
I LOVE YA, TOMORROW *
544
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:22,989
* YOU'RE ALWAYS
A DAY AWAY *
545
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,924
THANK YOU. THAT WAS --
546
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:29,929
* TOMORROW, TOMORROW,
I LOVE YA, TOMORROW *
547
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:36,969
* YOU'RE ALWAYS
A DAY AWAY *
548
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,712
THAT WAS GREAT.
549
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,780
SARAH, THAT WAS
MAGNIFICENT,
550
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,416
BUT THE OTHER LITTLE GIRL
WAS QUITE GOOD, TOO,
551
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:53,620
AND GIVEN THE DISCRETION
THAT HAS TO BE ALLOWED
552
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,521
TO PRODUCERS
IN THESE SITUATIONS --
YOUR HONOR,
553
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,389
WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED
THE EQUAL PROTECTION CLAUSE,
554
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:58,925
WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED
THE 14th AMENDMENT.
555
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,628
I BELIEVE IT'S ACTUALLY
REQUIRED READING FOR JUDGES.
556
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,262
I COULD BE WRONG THERE.
557
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:06,198
COULD I BE HEARD,
YOUR HONOR?
558
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,700
I HEARD ABOUT THIS MATTER.
559
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,703
I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS
THIS COURT ON WHAT I CONSIDER --
560
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,973
I'M SORRY, REVEREND,
BUT YOU HAVE NO STANDING HERE.
561
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:16,308
I HAVE STANDING
AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN
562
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:18,711
SPEAKING UP
ON A CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION.
563
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,781
I AM STANDING
AS BOBBY KENNEDY WAS STANDING
564
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:25,051
ON THE STEPS OF THE COURTHOUSE
IN ALABAMA.
565
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,819
NO ONE IS DENYING
THIS LITTLE GIRL
566
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:29,488
AN EDUCATION, SIR.
SHE JUST CAN'T PLAY ANNIE.
567
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,590
YOU MAY THINK
THIS IS A SMALL MATTER,
568
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:34,093
BUT THIS IS
NO SMALL MATTER.
569
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,962
THIS CHILD
IS BEING DENIED THE RIGHT
570
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,596
TO PLAY AN AMERICAN ICON
571
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:41,133
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T MATCH
THE DESCRIPTION.
572
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:45,171
THOSE DESCRIPTIONS
WERE CRAFTED 50 YEARS AGO.
573
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:47,674
WE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN A DIFFERENT DAY.
574
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,108
REVEREND --
575
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,609
YOU TALK
ABOUT RACIAL EQUALITY,
576
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,311
HOW WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS.
577
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:56,448
THE PROBLEM WITH THAT PROGRESS
IS IT'S ALWAYS A DAY AWAY.
578
00:26:56,482 --> 00:27:00,419
TOMORROW, TOMORROW --
YOU LOVE THAT
579
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,089
BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS
A DAY AWAY.
580
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:07,293
I'M HERE TO STICK OUT
MY CHIN TODAY, TODAY.
581
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:10,329
GIVE US AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN
SPIDER-MAN.
582
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:14,466
GIVE US A BLACK THAT CAN RUN
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET
583
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,536
AND LEAP OVER TALL BUILDINGS
IN A SINGLE BOUND.
584
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,772
NOT TOMORROW, TODAY.
585
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,507
TODAY.
586
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,309
THE SUN NEEDS
TO COME OUT TODAY,
587
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:24,777
NOT TOMORROW,
YOUR HONOR.
588
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,946
GOD ALMIGHTY,
589
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,381
GIVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
A BLACK ORPHAN ANNIE.
590
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,117
IT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH
591
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,687
TO SAY
SHE DOESN'T LOOK THE PART.
592
00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:43,562
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL
A RABBIT, SON.
593
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,064
DENNY CRANE.
594
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,654
WHAT IF WE FILE A T.R.O.
IN FEDERAL COURT
595
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,356
ON BEHALF OF THE KIDS?
596
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,523
ON WHAT GROUNDS?
597
00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:13,159
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY'VE BEEN DENIED
598
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,861
A RIGHT
TO INTERSTATE TRAVEL.
599
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,897
THAT'S DUBIOUS.
600
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,267
BUT I LIKE
YOUR THINKING.
601
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,402
COME HERE
FOR A SECOND.
602
00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:30,542
LOOK...
603
00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:33,045
I JUST...
604
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,914
I JUST NEED TO KNOW.
605
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:38,250
SALLY...
606
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,273
BRAD.
607
00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:02,942
ALAN.
608
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,482
THE DEADBEAT DOESN'T
EVEN SEE HIS KIDS,
609
00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:12,051
DOESN'T KNOW THEM,
610
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,986
AND HE'S USING THEM
AS WEAPONS
611
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,322
TO DESTROY HIS EX-WIFE
AND THEM.
612
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,962
AND THAT'S
WHY YOU WERE SO UPSET --
613
00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,363
THE CASE?
614
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,435
IT'S A LITTLE HARD, OKAY?
615
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:31,838
I-I PREFER HIM IN D.C.
616
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,372
MM-HMM.
617
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,409
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD START
WORKING OUT WITH WEIGHTS,
618
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,610
MAYBE DO SOME CALISTHENICS?
619
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,246
I'M TRYING TO, LIKE,
EXPRESS MY --
620
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:44,250
DO YOU STILL LIKE HIM?
WELL, WHAT CONTEXT ARE
YOU ASKING THIS, ALAN?
621
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,318
I MEAN, ARE YOU ASKING THIS
LIKE A BOYFRIEND, OR...
622
00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:49,421
I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO ASK QUESTIONS?
623
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,824
AM I? ABOUT TARA?
624
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,792
WHAT ABOUT TARA?
625
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,597
NOTHING.
626
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,300
ANYWAY, HE LEFT,
I GOT VERY DEPRESSED,
627
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:04,470
DRANK A LOT,
HIT ON TOO MANY BOYS...
628
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:10,142
UNTIL I MET
THIS ONE BOY --
629
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,978
MAN.
630
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,479
DISTINGUISHED.
631
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,214
HA HA.
632
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:17,884
AND THEN I JUST...
633
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:24,523
OKAY, HOW SMALL
IS THE TOWN OF BOSTON?
634
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,558
WHAT?
THE DIRTBAG
IS RIGHT OVER THERE.
635
00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:27,960
BRADLEY?
636
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,362
THE EX-HUSBAND.
637
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:33,933
REALLY TRYING TO STRENGTHEN
THAT FAMILY UNIT.
638
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,704
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
639
00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:42,308
I JUST NEED TO USE
YOUR THINGY FOR A SECOND.
640
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:45,311
CAN WE GET
OUT OF HERE?
641
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,313
I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT
TO LOOK AT THAT PIG.
642
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,447
OKAY.
643
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,626
WE'RE OFF.
644
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,199
I TOLD HIM WE'RE ALL
DESPERATE TO BE RELEVANT.
645
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,068
WERE YOU ABLE
TO DISSUADE HIM?
646
00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:12,871
I THINK SO.
647
00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,240
DENNY...
648
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,243
DO YOU THINK YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOURSELF A LITTLE?
649
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,411
YOU'RE FEELING
A LITTLE DESPERATE
650
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:22,014
TO BE RELEVANT LATELY.
651
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:26,118
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME
TRYING TO GET IN MY HEAD.
652
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,287
THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
653
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,024
THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO TAKE THE FIRM FROM YOU.
654
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:35,227
FIRST, PAUL LEWISTON
COULD NEVER GET THE VOTES.
655
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,396
SECOND, HE WOULDN'T
WANT TO.
656
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,031
THE MAN LOVES YOU.
657
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,767
I'M NOT WORRIED, LORI.
DO I LOOK WORRIED?
658
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,338
YEAH, LOOK OUT THERE.
659
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,342
MY DOMAIN.
660
00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:54,981
MY CITY.
661
00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,717
I'M DENNY CRANE.
662
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,268
SIR, IF I COULD
JUST GET YOUR NAME,
663
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,104
I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO BUZZ MR. CALDER.
664
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,972
YOU'RE VERY KIND,
BUT, LOOK, I'M ALREADY HERE.
665
00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,340
THERE'S A MEETING
IN PROGRESS, THOUGH,
666
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,609
AND I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED
NOT TO DISTURB HIM.
667
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,777
HELLO, MATTHEW.
668
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,080
SHAME -- I WAS QUITE HOPING
TO INTERRUPT SOMETHING TAWDRY.
669
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,581
I'M ALAN SHORE.
670
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,949
YOUR COLLEAGUE AND I
JUST MET,
671
00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:32,418
BUT WE SEEM TO SHARE
A PROCLIVITY FOR EXOTIC WOMEN
672
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,919
AND ILLICIT BEHAVIOR.
673
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,487
CAN I STEAL YOU A SECOND?
674
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,090
WHAT'S GOING ON?
675
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,292
I'LL KEEP IT QUICK.
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
676
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,694
PHOTOS --
SNAPSHOTS, REALLY.
677
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:44,930
SOME DELIGHTFUL LITTLE BUSINESS
BETWEEN YOU AND A HOOKER.
678
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,033
FRIEND OF MINE, ACTUALLY.
I EARN FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
679
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,634
SHE'S A LOVELY WOMAN.
680
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,469
I ARRANGED FOR HER
TO SEEK YOU OUT AT THE BAR.
681
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:54,540
I PARTICULARLY LIKE
THAT ONE, DON'T YOU?
682
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,276
GIVES YOUR BOTTOM
A NICE AURA.
683
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,677
HERE'S THE DEAL --
684
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,280
SHARON AND THE KIDS
GET TO GO TO NEW YORK
685
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,149
OR I START
PRINTING COPIES.
686
00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:05,117
IS THAT POWDERED SUGAR,
BY THE WAY, THAT YOU'RE SNORTING
687
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,153
OFF HER MAGNIFICENT
PORCELAIN BREASTS?
688
00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,855
YOU ARE A LAWYER
IN A PRESTIGIOUS LAW FIRM,
689
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,057
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
690
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,558
I KNOW. AWFUL.
691
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,060
HATE TO EXTORT AND RUN,
692
00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,895
BUT I'M AFRAID I'LL NEED
AN ANSWER ON THIS NOW.
693
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,969
TARA.
694
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,171
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
695
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,373
I KNOW HOW DEGRADING THAT
HAD TO BE WITH ERNIE, AND --
696
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:28,707
NOT AT ALL.
697
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,177
IN FACT, I SLEPT
WITH HIM LAST NIGHT.
698
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,711
ANYTHING FOR THE TEAM.
699
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,680
YEAH, I SUPPOSE
I DESERVE THAT.
700
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,848
THIS WASN'T SO MUCH
FOR THE TEAM AS IT IS FOR DENNY.
701
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:38,417
THERE'S SOME STUFF
GOING ON --
702
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:39,751
WHAT STUFF?
703
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,788
DENNY, I NEED
ANOTHER MOMENT.
704
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,597
I WAS THINKING
HOW RIGHT YOU ARE
705
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:54,333
NOT TO HIRE
A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
706
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,568
I THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COUNSEL.
707
00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:58,437
AFTER ALL,
IT'S POSSIBLE
708
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,106
THAT I MIGHT
LEARN SOMETHING
709
00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:01,807
THAT COULD UPSET ME
EVEN FURTHER.
710
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,544
I HADN'T CONSIDERED THAT.
711
00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,346
DID YOU CONSIDER THAT,
DENNY?
712
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,115
ERNIE, I DON'T HAVE
TIME TO CONSIDER
713
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,582
ALL THE THINGS
I HAVE TO CONSIDER.
714
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:13,051
SHOULD WE SIT?
715
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,287
OH, PLEASE.
716
00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:18,290
SEE, THE THING IS,
717
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,058
THE FOOL THAT I AM,
718
00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:23,629
I WENT OUT AND HIRED
A P.I. ON MY OWN,
719
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,965
AND GUESS
WHAT I FOUND OUT, DENNY.
720
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,301
I'M NOT SURE, ERNIE,
BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW
721
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,403
THAT I'M BILLING YOU FOR
ALL THESE RHETORICAL QUESTIONS.
722
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,080
[ SIGHS ]
723
00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,415
MY OWN LAWYER --
724
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:47,119
MY FRIEND --
725
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,521
WITH MY WIFE.
726
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,994
GEE, DENNY CRANE
IS SILENT.
727
00:34:56,027 --> 00:35:00,932
TALK TO ME ABOUT MY QUEST
FOR RELEVANCE, DENNY.
728
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,834
TELL ME ABOUT MY EGO.
729
00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:06,405
COME UP WITH ONE LAST
PROFOUND THING TO SAY
730
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,640
BEFORE I PULL
THIS TRIGGER.
731
00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,842
COME ON, DENNY, TALK.
732
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,511
I WANT TO HEAR
WHAT THE GREAT DENNY CRANE
733
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,180
HAS TO SAY NOW.
734
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,921
FIRST OFF,
735
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,023
CLIENTS COME IN HERE
ALL THE TIME
736
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,526
WANTING TO SHOOT ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT I TELL THEM?
737
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,627
GO AHEAD.
738
00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:36,101
THE WORST THING
ABOUT GROWING OLDER, ERNIE,
739
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,669
YOU BEGIN TO SLIP.
740
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,538
ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP
AND YOU'RE LESS THAN,
741
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:43,209
AND FOR ME,
I'M A LEGEND, ERNIE.
742
00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,110
I'M FOLKLORE
IN THIS TOWN.
743
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,846
LAWYERS HAVE FEARED ME
FOR YEARS.
744
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,881
FOR DENNY CRANE TO SLIP,
745
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,384
IT WOULD DIMINISH MY LEGACY.
IT WOULD BE A TRAGEDY.
746
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,356
DENNY CRANE HAS TO GO OUT BIG,
PAGE ONE OF THE "GLOBE."
747
00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,226
"NEW YORK TIMES," EVEN.
DO ME A FAVOR, ERNIE.
748
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:05,331
PULL THE TRIGGER.
749
00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,666
IMMORTALIZE THE LEGEND.
750
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,201
PULL THE TRIGGER.
751
00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:11,537
I DON'T EVER
WANT TO BE LESS THAN.
752
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,840
DON'T LET ME
BECOME IRRELEVANT. PULL IT.
753
00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:18,344
OKAY.
754
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,679
BUT BEFORE I DO,
755
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:23,615
DON'T YOU AT LEAST
WANT TO APOLOGIZE?
756
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,520
I DO.
757
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,789
I'M SORRY, MY FRIEND.
758
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:35,227
I'M TRULY SORRY.
759
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:44,536
ERNIE, UH,
760
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:49,675
THAT GUN, I BOUGHT IT
FOR YOU, REMEMBER?
761
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,444
IT'S A STARTER PISTOL,
ERNIE.
762
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,630
IT'S A CONTROVERSY.
THAT'S WHAT AL SHARPTON DOES,
763
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,765
AND HE DOES IT WELL.
HE DOESN'T JUST MAKE NOISE.
764
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,234
HE LIGHTS AND CARRIES A TORCH
OF RACIAL CONTROVERSY.
765
00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:17,536
MR. SHORE --
766
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,104
WHICH YOU KNOW,
WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE HERE.
767
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,106
WE NEED TO PUT THIS ONE OUT,
GOOD PEOPLE.
768
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,241
CONTROVERSY IS BAD BUSINESS
FOR MUSICALS.
769
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:25,143
YOUR PRODUCTION
WILL OPEN AND CLOSE
770
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,746
FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY
"TRENT LOTT."
771
00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:30,316
I ASSUME YOU'VE COME
WITH A PROPOSAL. LET'S HAVE IT.
772
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,820
SARAH?
773
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,757
* WHEN I'M STUCK
WITH A DAY THAT-- *
774
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:39,758
OKAY.
775
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,827
WE'LL OFFER YOU THE ROLE
776
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,896
OF UNDERSTUDY ON WEEKENDS.
777
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,999
PLUS THREE MATINEES
A MONTH.
778
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,901
DONE.
779
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,970
SARAH?
780
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,854
HE PULLED A GUN ON HIM.
781
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:09,788
MM-HMM.
782
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,791
IT ONLY SHOT BLANKS,
BUT, YEAH.
783
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:16,127
DRAMA'S OVER.
784
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:19,130
HOW'S IT FEEL
BEING BACK?
785
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,634
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
786
00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:29,641
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
I'D APPRECIATE AN HONEST ANSWER.
787
00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:31,209
OKAY.
788
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,912
DO YOU THINK
I TALK TOO FAST?
789
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:42,521
SOMETIMES
YOU'RE A LITTLE BRISK.
790
00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:45,491
I THINK
IT'S GOOD BUSINESS PRACTICE,
791
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,493
NOT TO MENTION
GOOD BUSINESS ETHICS.
792
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:48,694
WE CHARGE BY THE HOUR.
793
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,796
OUR CLIENTS PAY FOR THE TIME
THAT WE SPEND TALKING.
794
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,063
AS ATTORNEYS,
WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION
795
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,699
NOT TO OVERBILL OUR CLIENTS,
SO IF I TALK FAST,
796
00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,233
IT'S JUST BECAUSE
I FEEL --
797
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,703
ETHICALLY BOUND.
798
00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,872
HE MAKES FUN OF ME.
799
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,541
I'M SORRY?
800
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,710
SHORE.
801
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,912
THINKS I'M A KEN DOLL.
802
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,048
NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
803
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,083
HE CALLS ME A KEN DOLL,
WHILE HE...
804
00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:13,351
PLAYS WITH YOUR BARBIE?
805
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,722
EXCUSE ME.
806
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:18,023
HI.
807
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,691
SHARON.
808
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,761
I JUST --
I JUST CAME TO SAY THANK YOU,
809
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,163
NOT THAT I AGREE
WITH YOUR TACTICS,
810
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,399
BUT WHAT THIS MEANS
TO ME AND --
811
00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:31,770
AND MY CHILDREN...
812
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,939
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
813
00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:36,107
I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS.
814
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:51,256
REMEMBER THAT BOOK
815
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:53,124
"ONE FLEW OVER
THE CUCKOO'S NEST"?
816
00:39:53,158 --> 00:39:54,793
YES.
817
00:39:58,263 --> 00:39:59,565
IS THERE A POINT,
818
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,266
OR DID YOU JUST WANT TO KNOW
IF I'D READ IT?
819
00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:06,605
THERE YOU GO AGAIN,
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A POINT.
820
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:12,778
MATTHEW CALDER JUST AGREED
TO LET HIS WIFE MOVE
821
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,480
WITH THEIR CHILDREN.
822
00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:15,914
FANTASTIC.
823
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,916
YOU GOT PICTURES OF HIM
WITH A HOOKER.
824
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,284
YOU BLACKMAILED HIM.
825
00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:21,152
YOU MAKE IT SOUND
UNSAVORY.
826
00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,588
LISTEN TO ME.
827
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,624
I KNOW HOW YOU PRACTICE LAW.
I DON'T PRACTICE LAW LIKE THAT.
828
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,794
IT WAS A RABBIT --
WELL, REALLY A BUNNY.
829
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,562
MARINES DON'T LIKE BUNNIES?
830
00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:32,263
YOU KNOW,
THE ONLY REASON
831
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:34,733
I DON'T REPORT YOU
TO THE BAR MYSELF --
832
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,234
IS BECAUSE SHARON MIGHT NOT
BE ABLE TO GO TO NEW YORK
833
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,403
WITH HER CHILDREN,
WHICH, SHOCKINGLY,
834
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,273
IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN
OUR COMBINED ETHICAL EGOS.
835
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:44,142
YOU KNOW WHAT, SPORT?
836
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:46,645
YOU AND I, NOW...
837
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,714
OFFICIALLY HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP.
838
00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:51,617
GREAT.
839
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:54,820
PERHAPS WE CAN GET TOGETHER
AND DO A COUPLE OF PUSH-UPS...
840
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,054
SPORT.
841
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,305
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA.
842
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,842
HOOKER RABBIT.
843
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:18,677
I LOVE IT.
844
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:19,878
HA HA HA HA.
845
00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:22,514
YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER ANSWERED
MY QUESTION THE OTHER NIGHT.
846
00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:25,116
WHICH WAS...
847
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,753
ARE YOU SCARED?
848
00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:36,528
ONLY THING TO BE SCARED OF,
SON, IS TOMORROW.
849
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,731
I DON'T LIVE
FOR TOMORROW.
850
00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:42,834
NEVER SAW THE POINT.
851
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,406
DENNY CRANE...
852
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,342
WHAT WAS THAT?
853
00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:55,013
NOTHING.
854
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,415
HERE'S TO NO TOMORROWS.
855
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:20,305
-- Captions by VITAC --
856
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:28,880
Alan: ON THE NEXT
"BOSTON LEGAL"...
857
00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:29,848
YOU CAN'T LET HIM
FIRST-CHAIR THIS DEPOSITION.
858
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,785
WOULD YOU SAY YOU'VE HAD
MORE OR LESS SEX
859
00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,721
SINCE THE TIME
OF YOUR HUSBAND'S DEATH?
860
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:36,788
THIS DEPOSITION IS OVER.
861
00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,056
EX-GIRLFRIEND
TRIED TO KILL ME.
862
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:39,725
THIS HEARING IS
TO SECURE HER RELEASE.
863
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:42,293
SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU,
SHE WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED,
864
00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:43,361
NOW SHE'S OUT,
AND SHE'S STALKING YOU.
865
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,630
THAT LAWYER IS GOING
866
00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,931
TO PICK YOU APART
IN OPEN COURT TOMORROW.
867
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,599
LET HIM TRY.
DENNY CRANE.
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