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Now remember. You can't tell your
teacher that all we had for breakfast
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was cookies and chocolate milk.
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Though, I suspect she'll
figure it out soon enough.
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Oh, hey guys. How's it
going? How is everybody?
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Did you press the button? God, Ben,
why didn't you press the button?
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Apparently we're not the
only ones who started our day
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with a half-pound of sugar.
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I'm sorry. Sorry, Danny's
been reading this baby book
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our doctor recommended,
and it's become his bible.
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I'm just trying to get out of here
before he gives me any more advice.
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He's suddenly monitoring every moment
of my day for the good of the baby.
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I'm sorry, I'm still back
at "Danny's reading a book."
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You know what? I'm just
going to take the stairs.
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- Sweetie, hi!
- Oh hey, ha!
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I just ran down to grab you a cab
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because you shouldn't be
waiting outside on the curb.
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Oh, you know what? I can actually walk.
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No, no, but you shouldn't!
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According to my book, you're making a
spinal cord and fingertips this week.
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Ha ha! I mean, I could never do that.
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Oh, you don't have to...
Oh, we're doing this.
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Oh, sorry, bro. You
mind taking the next one?
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Trying to minimize germ exposure.
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It's gotta be an audio book, right?
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Man, now we're really late.
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Rocket ship.
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Ooh, perfect!
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Rocket ship Emma is ready for takeoff.
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Wowza, that was one
hell of a conjugal visit.
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Tell the warden I want a
copy of the security tape.
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Oh, Bon-bon,
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I'm just so glad I can spend these
brief fleeting moments with you.
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Prison can be such a terrifying place.
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I think one of
the guards has it out for me.
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Oh my God! Is he roughing you up?
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Worse!
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He's refuses to let me
audition for the prison's
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upcoming production of Guys and Dolls,
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and I know I would be perfect for it!
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You have to pee in front of that guy,
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and that's your biggest problem?
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I just gotta get out of here.
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I can't believe the DA is
letting me rot away in here
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while Bustamonte, the real
mastermind of the whole scheme,
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is out there breathing
the fresh scent of freedom.
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Wait. Luis Bustamonte?
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My boss, Luis Bustamonte,
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he's the one who put you up to this?
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Yes! He also made me try
paella for the first time.
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I loved it...
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and so I trusted him.
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Okay, but you know, if you can
prove he's the one behind it,
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then maybe you can
get some kind of deal.
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Brad, you have to say something.
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I've tried. I'm willing to sing,
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but nobody wants to listen.
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Seriously, I do a spot on Adelaide.
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They've just gotta let me audition.
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Listen, don't you worry, sweetie, okay?
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We are going to get you out
of this horrible situation.
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Thank you.
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I'm even willing to play Sky Masterson.
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Prison, Brad.
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We're going to get you out of prison.
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Oh, hey, I didn't expect you to be here.
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You know those cookies
are expired, right?
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Sadly, I did know that.
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Sorry, it's just Danny only
lets me eat healthy food now.
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I was this close to biting
into a vanilla-scented candle.
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So, uh, what's with all the work?
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It just keeps piling up ever
since I got that promotion.
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Promotion? When did you get a promotion?
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Oh, a few weeks ago.
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I guess I forgot to tell you.
Life has been a little crazy.
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Ah, life. She kicks you when you're down
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and downs you when you're kicking.
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There's meaning in there somewhere.
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Well, congrats on the promotion, though.
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Is there anything else
you're not telling me?
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Ah, let's see...
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I'm at war with my mother,
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I hate everyone I work with,
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and my body does disgusting things
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whenever I sneeze, laugh or cough.
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That's pretty much it.
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Hey, what do you say we go for dinner
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tomorrow night and have
a proper catch-up?
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Oh, Ben, I'd love to, but I...
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Riley, friendship is like a plant.
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If you don't nurture it, it dies.
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Case in point, all of my plants.
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Oh, here you are.
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I got everything we need
for an amazing dinner.
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All green super foods
which are essential
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for building proper brain function.
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Our kid is going to be a genius.
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Yeah, Danny. I'm sure all
you needed was more kale.
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Well, I'm pretty sure you're not
the authority for healthy baby foods,
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Mr. Cookies-for-Breakfast.
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I thought we had a deal.
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Okay, let's go. Um, so, tomorrow night?
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- Tomorrow night.
- What's tomorrow night?
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It's the day after today.
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Oh, cool, thanks, babe.
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It's normal for friends to grow apart.
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- We'll never grow apart, will we?
- We'll see.
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Riley!
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My God, Mrs. Wheeler.
What are you doing here?
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Okay, look.
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I know how we can finally
get Brad out of prison.
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It turns out that my boss, Luis,
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was behind the entire thing.
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And we are not gonna to rest
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until we catch Luis and free Brad.
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All right, I'll be at my apartment.
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Call me when you have something.
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Luis?
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He was the first person
the police investigated.
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The DA concluded he was clean.
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The DA is in on it too.
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This goes all the way up to the top.
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God, Riley, haven't
you ever seen a movie?
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Mrs. Wheeler, I'm sorry, but unless
you have a confession from him,
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the court made their decision.
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I mean, my hands are tied.
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- Riley?
- Um...
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I'm just taking out the trash.
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Oh, hey, Tucker. I need your help.
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Does it involve assisted
suicide or trying
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to smuggle you out of the country?
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No... not this time.
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Look, I just found out that my boss
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is the reason Brad is in prison.
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I need to get a confession out of him.
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Wait, wait, let me guess. You're a...
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you're gonna do a
little boob-boob-seduce?
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Also known as your answer to everything.
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God, you are so predictable.
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Ow!
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I bet you didn't predict that.
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Come on, this is serious.
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I have some spy equipment
we could use to record him.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That'll be perfect.
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Wait. Why do you have spy equipment?
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I'll tell you if you tell me
why that guy comes to your house
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every night at eight o'clock.
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- And we've reached a stalemate.
- Mmm.
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Well, it has been
really, really great...
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catching up with the two of you.
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I had no idea of the
prenatal benefits of cacao.
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Although I do really like saying, cacao.
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Oh, I got it.
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- He really wanted to come.
- I want a do-over.
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Here you go.
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And, dude, that baby
book is really helpful.
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You should totally borrow it sometime.
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It might help you be a
little more responsible.
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Danny, you don't learn
about parenting from a book.
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Well, mom had a whole shelf of them.
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Point made.
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You got your cover story down?
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Yep, yep. I'm gonna tell
him that I was propositioned
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by a client for some shady deal
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that's technically illegal
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but would make us a fortune.
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I'll earn Luis's trust,
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he'll spill about his involvement
with Brad, and if all goes well,
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I won't even have to take my shirt off.
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You better not or
you'll loosen the wire.
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At least let me check the volume.
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What the hell was that?
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Wires must be a little frayed.
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I've had this stuff in my
drawer since my 11th birthday.
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Oh, son of a crap-burger.
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What the hell, stop that!
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Okay, God. I just won't touch the
volume button and we should be good.
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Yeah! Don't.
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Okay.
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Ahh!
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My bad, last time, I promise.
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Hello, Luis.
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Bonnie!
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I'm so glad you suggested
we meet for a drink.
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It's nice to get out of
the office once in a while.
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Well, I actually just
needed a little advice.
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See I was talking to this client...
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Aah!
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- Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm fine. Totally fine.
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... who proposed this investment,
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that while extremely lucrative,
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could be slightly...
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... illegal.
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So, um, what would you do
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or might have done in such a situation?
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And please, speak clearly,
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and try to enunciate every word.
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Ah, Bonnie, you were
smart to come to me.
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When it comes to "creative
real estate financing,"
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I wrote the book. Seriously,
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I'll give you an autographed copy.
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Aah!
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- Need help?
- No, I'm all right.
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So go on, you were...
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... saying. Ahh!
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Um, you know what, Luis, I'm gonna...
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Excuse me for just one
second. I was just gonna...
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Aah! Ha.
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Okay, ah!
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I'm serious, girl. You make bacon
mad 'cause you're so sizzlin'.
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Tucker, what the hell?
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Hey. How'd it go?
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Oh, I'll show you how it went, okay?
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Ahh!
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Riley, wait.
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I am a grown woman, I can
take the stairs if I want to.
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What? No, you, my friend,
are not going to work today
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because I am kidnapping you.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Really? 'Cause your boss said
to take all the time you need.
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"Hey, this is Riley's
fiancé Danny Wheeler.
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"She's super sick and
can't do the law today."
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You and I are going hiking.
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Nature is the best way
for friends to bond.
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Well, so is sex, but
we already did that.
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What about Danny?
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I won't tell him if you won't.
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Look, I miss you.
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I miss us.
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Riley, friendship is like a car.
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I thought you said it was like a plant?
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You know, it needs water,
gas, whatever, okay?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I pre-packed you some shoes, clothes,
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sunscreen and way too much jerky.
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If it's got four legs,
I've got its jerky.
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Come on, what do you say?
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I'd say you're pretty amazing.
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So, did you actually
see him read the book?
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We're all going hiking today.
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See? What did I tell you?
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Only an hour out of the city
and we're already back to nature.
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Honestly, this is exactly what I needed.
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Oh my God, did I tell you about
this girl Rhonda from my office?
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- Is she hot?
- Not really.
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I'm out.
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But she has two vagina’s.
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And I'm back in.
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Hey!
252
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What do you think you're doing?
253
00:10:40,102 --> 00:10:41,985
Oh, no, it's okay.
254
00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:44,004
See, I'm just following
my fiancée and my brother
255
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,067
to make sure nothing happens.
256
00:10:45,091 --> 00:10:47,374
No, no, not like that.
257
00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,009
Although it has in the past.
258
00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,742
But he's just kind of
a screw up, you know?
259
00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:54,802
See, I'm the good son.
It's a whole siblings' dynamic thing.
260
00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:58,235
And I'm guessing you're
also the stupid son 'cause...
261
00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:00,558
you're standing in a
patch of poison ivy.
262
00:11:04,714 --> 00:11:07,103
I'm sorry, I didn't get the confession.
263
00:11:07,128 --> 00:11:09,095
We had a slight technical problem.
264
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,806
Technical problem?
265
00:11:10,831 --> 00:11:13,267
Whatever happened to
the old boob-boob-seduce?
266
00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:15,556
I wanted to...
267
00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:18,126
but Double-O-Dumb-Dumb
decided we should use his
268
00:11:18,151 --> 00:11:20,056
janky-ass spy gear instead.
269
00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:21,923
But, you know, until I
can get you out of here,
270
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,442
I smuggled you in something.
271
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,349
Is it pomade?
272
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,701
I could really use a
hit of the good stuff.
273
00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:30,377
I've been making my own out of
mayonnaise packets and Jell-O powder.
274
00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:32,723
Do not smell my hair.
275
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:35,408
No, no.
276
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,754
It's a phone.
277
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,712
Now we can video chat.
278
00:11:38,748 --> 00:11:41,515
Yes!
279
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,150
But can we do it after
ten in the morning?
280
00:11:43,175 --> 00:11:45,704
I lead a sunrise yoga
class for cell block C.
281
00:11:46,363 --> 00:11:48,162
I'll make a note of that.
282
00:11:48,829 --> 00:11:51,048
And, honey, I know that
you'll think of something
283
00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:52,884
to nail that rat bastard, Luis.
284
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,007
It's just ironic how hard
it is to get a confession
285
00:11:55,032 --> 00:11:57,212
out of a guy who confesses all the time.
286
00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:59,040
Wait, what are you talking about?
287
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,980
Oh, Luis is an extremely
devout Catholic.
288
00:12:01,015 --> 00:12:02,970
He goes to church like every day.
289
00:12:03,368 --> 00:12:04,967
Hey, can we come back in a month?
290
00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:07,403
They're doing a prison
production of Guys and Dolls.
291
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,030
Tucker...
292
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,822
do you consider
yourself a religious man?
293
00:12:15,346 --> 00:12:17,296
Oh, man.
294
00:12:17,332 --> 00:12:19,282
This really brings me back.
295
00:12:19,317 --> 00:12:20,814
Did you go to Catholic school?
296
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:23,807
Sure. Let's go with that.
297
00:12:25,239 --> 00:12:28,074
Forgive me,
Father, for I have sinned.
298
00:12:29,477 --> 00:12:32,445
Yes, my child. Tell me about your sins.
299
00:12:32,497 --> 00:12:34,380
With as much detail as possible.
300
00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:36,837
Well, I'm guilty of stealing.
301
00:12:37,783 --> 00:12:40,386
I took a co-worker's yogurt from
the fridge without telling him.
302
00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:47,243
You know what, God is fine
with office shenanigans.
303
00:12:47,245 --> 00:12:49,295
Now, uh, let's get to the big picture.
304
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:53,282
And remember, the Lord,
he likes dates and times.
305
00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:56,252
Honestly, there's nothing I
have not already confessed before.
306
00:12:57,271 --> 00:12:59,121
Ah...
307
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,300
You know what? You probably
confessed with Gary.
308
00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:03,080
He got fired.
309
00:13:03,461 --> 00:13:06,395
Something about him, a nun,
and a rabbi walk into a bar.
310
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:12,129
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
311
00:13:12,154 --> 00:13:14,949
The voices are telling
me to do bad things again.
312
00:13:16,007 --> 00:13:17,423
Luis?
313
00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:20,276
No, it's Timothy.
314
00:13:22,182 --> 00:13:24,802
You know, just say the Lord's
Prayer and a few Bloody Marys,
315
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,593
you should be good, man.
316
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:31,425
Just as I thought...
317
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,042
we're lost.
318
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,453
"Let's leave our cell phones at
home so nobody bugs us."
319
00:13:36,477 --> 00:13:38,127
Brilliant plan, Ben.
320
00:13:38,179 --> 00:13:40,424
Yeah, well, joke's on you
because I didn't even have a plan.
321
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:41,831
Well, maybe you should've.
322
00:13:41,856 --> 00:13:43,970
I mean, taking a pregnant
woman hiking without a map
323
00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,993
or enough food is
completely irresponsible.
324
00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:48,304
- Hey, we have a ton of food.
- Not anymore.
325
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:50,019
I brought like ten pounds of jerky.
326
00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:52,861
Yeah, well, I brought
like 20 pounds of baby.
327
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,080
Whoa!
328
00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:01,007
What was that?
329
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,006
Was that a bear?
330
00:14:02,031 --> 00:14:03,114
Oh my God, run!
331
00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:13,612
Here you go!
332
00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:15,047
Would an irresponsible person
333
00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:17,883
forage you a delicious meal of
hand-picked nuts and wild berries?
334
00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:21,145
Um, those are rocks, and
your berries are moving.
335
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,182
Are you sure this is going to work?
336
00:14:29,207 --> 00:14:32,225
Don't worry. These babies
get great reception.
337
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,617
Not the first time I've
been here before, am I right?
338
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,537
Oh, honey, you love Boob Canyon.
339
00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:40,522
Ooh! Incoming.
340
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,575
Mom. Mom, I need your help.
341
00:14:43,577 --> 00:14:45,561
Wait, Tuck, why do you
have my mom's phone?
342
00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:47,997
I'm taping her phone to
her chest to entrap someone.
343
00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:49,915
Ah, been there.
344
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:51,900
But I really need your help!
345
00:14:51,936 --> 00:14:53,786
I'm lost in the woods,
I can't find Riley.
346
00:14:53,838 --> 00:14:56,839
I think I have poison ivy and I
twisted my ankle falling out of a tree.
347
00:14:57,143 --> 00:15:00,809
Well, I'm staring into
your mom's chest, so I win.
348
00:15:00,845 --> 00:15:03,629
Bye sweetie, Mommy loves you.
Don't get eaten by a bear.
349
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:04,713
Bye-bye now.
350
00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:06,598
All right.
351
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,534
He's here, he's here. All right.
352
00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:10,586
Time to catch your boss with your boobs
353
00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:11,916
to get your husband out of prison.
354
00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:14,864
Where did you go wrong, Bonnie?
355
00:15:18,646 --> 00:15:20,963
Luis, what a surprise.
356
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,719
You told me to meet you here at 7:00.
357
00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:26,802
Yeah, well, I was hoping we
could get to know each other
358
00:15:26,854 --> 00:15:28,821
a little better outside of the office.
359
00:15:28,873 --> 00:15:29,873
Ah...
360
00:15:29,924 --> 00:15:32,875
A rose blooms through
the concrete of the city.
361
00:15:33,018 --> 00:15:34,727
These are for you.
362
00:15:34,762 --> 00:15:37,914
Oh, Luis, you shouldn't have.
363
00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:39,772
Again, you told me to.
364
00:15:44,739 --> 00:15:46,705
Where did you learn how to do that?
365
00:15:46,741 --> 00:15:48,640
Started a lot of fires in my day.
366
00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:49,658
That's how I got my nickname.
367
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,939
That boy who started a lot of fires.
368
00:15:53,384 --> 00:15:54,980
Hey, look...
369
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:56,582
I'm really sorry about all of this.
370
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:58,951
I just wanted to spend
some time with you.
371
00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:01,920
No, I was the guy you used
to come to with your problems.
372
00:16:01,972 --> 00:16:03,889
The guy you could
talk to about anything.
373
00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:06,759
You know, that's cool,
things change. I get it.
374
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,745
Ben, I'm scared.
375
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:10,829
Don't worry, someone will find us.
376
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:12,804
No, not about this...
377
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:14,535
about this.
378
00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:18,654
About being a mom. I
don't know if I can do it.
379
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:21,707
I mean, I know Danny's going
to be an amazing father.
380
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,559
He's set the bar so high,
381
00:16:23,594 --> 00:16:25,594
I'm terrified of disappointing him.
382
00:16:25,629 --> 00:16:28,514
I mean, he wants everything
to be perfect, and...
383
00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:30,616
I don't know if I can be perfect.
384
00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:33,552
I just, I really don't
want to screw this up.
385
00:16:33,554 --> 00:16:35,954
Wait, so you're saying you're
worried about disappointing Danny
386
00:16:35,956 --> 00:16:38,323
and I'm the only one
you can talk to about it?
387
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:40,826
Yes!
388
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,863
Riley, there's no such
thing as a perfect parent.
389
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:47,666
And yes, having a kid is terrifying.
390
00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:50,702
You constantly worry whether or
not you've made the right choices.
391
00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:52,588
But all that worrying,
392
00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:53,639
and self-doubt...
393
00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:55,651
that's what's going to
make you an amazing mother.
394
00:16:56,694 --> 00:16:59,528
And I can already tell,
you're going to be incredible.
395
00:17:01,966 --> 00:17:03,599
Thank you, Ben.
396
00:17:03,634 --> 00:17:05,868
See, this is why I always need you.
397
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,920
Hey!
398
00:17:06,971 --> 00:17:08,504
What are you doin'?
399
00:17:08,556 --> 00:17:09,888
You can't build a fire there.
400
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,183
Oh my God, we're saved!
401
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,841
We have been lost out here for hours.
402
00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:15,638
No food or water. I
literally almost ate a frog.
403
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,113
Well, too bad you didn't
walk another 25 feet,
404
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,817
'cause you would've run
into the parking lot.
405
00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:26,669
Oh yeah, it's right through there.
406
00:17:28,809 --> 00:17:29,942
Let's be honest,
407
00:17:29,977 --> 00:17:32,694
there's no way he could pull
off that scam all on his own.
408
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:33,974
Really?
409
00:17:33,999 --> 00:17:35,692
You think someone else was involved.
410
00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:37,138
Come on!
411
00:17:37,163 --> 00:17:39,985
Brad's most impressive
organ isn't his brain.
412
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,537
Mmm.
413
00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:44,523
Oh, but the genius who
pulled off that scam, now...
414
00:17:44,558 --> 00:17:47,876
that's the guy that I
would like to meet. Hmm.
415
00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:49,928
- You would?
- Oh yeah!
416
00:17:49,964 --> 00:17:53,339
And if he was Latin, oh boy,
417
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:56,001
I would show him my tierra Del fuego.
418
00:17:56,669 --> 00:17:59,441
Oh! It's me! It's me, Bonnie.
419
00:17:59,466 --> 00:18:02,218
I am the genius you speak of!
I did it, I did it, I did it!
420
00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:03,709
- Really?
- Really.
421
00:18:03,711 --> 00:18:05,694
So you're saying that
you were the mastermind
422
00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:07,335
behind the entire real estate scam,
423
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,430
and that Brad was just a mere pawn?
424
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,633
I am. Though I do honestly wish
425
00:18:11,685 --> 00:18:14,570
Brad was here so I could
explain to him how sorry I am.
426
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,705
Well, then you're in luck...
427
00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:19,608
- Aha!
- Aha!
428
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,527
Caught you, you rat bastard!
429
00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:24,165
Brad! What are you
doing in Bonnie's bosom?
430
00:18:24,782 --> 00:18:27,933
We concocted this whole scheme
to get your confession...
431
00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:29,635
and you took the bait.
432
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,603
How could you, Luis? I trusted you.
433
00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:33,071
But you have to believe me...
434
00:18:33,107 --> 00:18:35,535
I only turned you in because I
thought you were going to turn me in.
435
00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:36,892
I would never do such a thing.
436
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:38,860
Please, forgive me, Brad.
437
00:18:39,037 --> 00:18:40,037
I can't...
438
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:42,848
because I already have.
439
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:43,950
Oh!
440
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:46,752
Oh, Brad.
441
00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:48,670
Okay, all right, you
know what, get off of me!
442
00:18:48,722 --> 00:18:49,722
Okay.
443
00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:51,773
Now go do the right thing
and turn yourself in.
444
00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:53,980
Uh... no.
445
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,761
We hugged it out.
446
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:58,379
I forgave him, he forgave
me. That's how it works.
447
00:18:58,699 --> 00:19:01,215
Not sure why you unhooked my bra.
448
00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:03,331
That's how I work.
449
00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:05,704
Adios, Brad. I'll see
you in five to ten.
450
00:19:05,706 --> 00:19:07,639
What? Wait, Luis!
451
00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:09,474
What... why aren't we going after him.
452
00:19:09,476 --> 00:19:10,609
We can't let him get away!
453
00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:11,660
Oh, don't worry, honey.
454
00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:14,496
We got his entire confession on camera.
455
00:19:14,548 --> 00:19:15,881
Hell yeah, I got it!
456
00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:16,933
Woo-Hoo!
457
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:18,639
Hey, is green on or off?
458
00:19:19,321 --> 00:19:20,842
Oh, I didn't get it.
459
00:19:26,527 --> 00:19:27,826
Hey, bro. I was...
460
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:29,823
If you're here to give me advice
from your stupid baby book,
461
00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,223
I'm good.
462
00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:33,698
I know I never tell you this...
463
00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:35,867
but you're a great brother,
464
00:19:35,903 --> 00:19:37,786
and a great dad.
465
00:19:37,821 --> 00:19:39,905
Oh my God, are you dying?
466
00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:41,790
You can't leave me here with Mom.
467
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,284
Sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy
468
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,827
and the baby's not even here yet.
469
00:19:45,879 --> 00:19:48,497
I just want everything to go perfectly.
470
00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:49,965
You make it all seem so easy.
471
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,752
Man, when it comes to
kids, there is no perfect.
472
00:19:53,804 --> 00:19:55,481
Nothing in your book
is going to prepare you
473
00:19:55,514 --> 00:19:57,923
for the roller coaster
that is being a parent.
474
00:19:58,326 --> 00:20:00,976
And you really need to
cut Riley some slack, man.
475
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:02,978
She's already pretty terrified.
476
00:20:03,013 --> 00:20:04,615
I know, man.
477
00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:06,845
Hey, uh,
478
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,900
you wanna help me burn this book?
479
00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:10,945
Um, I've got a better idea.
480
00:20:14,858 --> 00:20:16,558
Blame Tucker! Blame Tucker!
481
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:24,363
Do you really think I can get
Luis's confession again?
482
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,886
I'd be shocked if you didn't.
483
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:32,566
Wait a minute.
484
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:33,886
I don't see Luis.
485
00:20:33,911 --> 00:20:35,961
Ahh!
486
00:20:36,221 --> 00:20:37,971
- You!
- Oh!
487
00:20:40,188 --> 00:20:42,188
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
488
00:20:42,213 --> 00:20:44,079
- Yeah, come here, come here.
- Ow!
489
00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:48,673
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