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Let me see your shoes. Ohhh,
there you go, you got it.
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Now, you just need to learn how
to be twice as good at everything
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for half the pay, and you
are on your way to womanhood.
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Oh, here you are.
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Wow! You guys look great.
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Oh, crap. Am I supposed
to look great, too?
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I can be ready for whatever I'm
not ready for in two minutes.
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Danny, Danny! This pregnant
girl is not going anywhere.
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We were just playing dress-up
because this might be my last month
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to wear any of my clothes
without them exploding.
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Sweetie, you look great.
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Remember, I fell in love
with you when you were chunky.
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Hon, I'm gonna fall out of love with
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you if you ever call me chunky again.
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I don't know how... but this can
be my fault if you want it to be.
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Thanks. I'd like that very much.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change direction ♪
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta - - www.addic7ed.com -
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...And that's when Brad and I realized,
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"harder" is a horrible safe word.
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God, I miss drinking coffee alone.
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Oh, my God, you guys, guess what?
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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I don't care.
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Well, I don't care that you don't care,
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because I have just been nominated
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for a New York Entertainment Award!
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Oh, yeah!
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Get off, this is my happy dance!
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Mine!
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Did you get nominated
for watching television?
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'Cause that's all you've
done for the last month.
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No, I got nominated
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for the critically acclaimed
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Mother's Day special
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I produced for The Mary Hart Show,
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right before that ungrateful wig
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in spandex fired me.
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Who's laughin' now?
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Probably still her,
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since she's rich and powerful,
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and you've had macaroni
for three straight meals.
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Yeah, yeah-yeah... yeah,
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whatever, man, she could
laugh all she wants,
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because once the news gets out
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that I was nominated,
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the job offers, they're
just gonna start flyin' in.
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People will literally be all over me.
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Oh, my God, Tucker, we
are gonna have so much fun!
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First of all, you are not invited,
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and second of all, I think
I just lost my gum in there.
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What, again?
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Hey, here's a little thought-ski...
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since you're nominated
for a Mother's Day special,
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why don't you invite your mom?
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My mom?
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If she had any human parts
that registered emotion,
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I'd say yes, but I
pretty much struck out
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in the warm and loving
parents department.
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Oh. Well not everybody
can be as lucky as Ben.
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You never know, man.
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This is important.
It's your first award.
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I guess I can call her.
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Hey, but can I borrow your phone,
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'cause she doesn't pick up when I call.
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Thanks, man.
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Oh! "Why don't you call your mom?"
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Why don't you invite
your mouth to shut up?
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God, I miss drinking coffee alone.
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How did this happen?
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Well... I think it started
with you takin' off my shirt,
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and then I took off your shirt...
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No...
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this. I mean, how... how
am I this big already?
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Honey, you look adorable,
you finally popped.
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Huh, yeah, I popped all
right, you wanna know why?
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Because a giant impregnated me.
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A giant who I love very much.
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But everyone at work is
gonna know that I'm pregnant.
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You haven't told them yet?
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Are you ashamed of our baby?
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Shouldn't you see it first?
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No, well, no one at work
knows, because if they find out,
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they'll never make me junior partner.
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You know, they won't
see a brilliant lawyer,
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they'll see a flabby
bundle of maternity leave.
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I was really hoping they
would've made a decision by now.
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Well, then you need to make them decide.
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Go in there and refuse to
take no for an answer...
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like I do.
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For the last time, we are
not naming our kid Maverick.
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- But you know what, you're right.
- You're right.
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I'm going to make it happen.
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Thank you.
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Oh, uh, don't forget your lunch.
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No salsa, carrots or cole slaw involved.
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I got a pregnancy barf list goin'.
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Oh, my God... oh God, you might
wanna add tuna to that list!
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- This could be my fault, too.
- It is!
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No, I... I get it, Mom.
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Yeah. Y... You're a doctor, you're busy.
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Yes, we can count this
as my birthday call.
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Seriously, what kind
of mother doesn't wanna
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be part of one of their
son's proudest moments?
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Ucch! Let it go! Okay?
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Nobody thought you were gonna
graduate, so I made plans.
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Not me, Tucker!
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And you were at my graduation.
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I think you might have
a drinking problem.
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Okay, Mom. Yeah, no, it's... it's fine.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Hey, Tuck. How'd it go?
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Why do I ever listen to you?
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That good, huh?
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No, Ben, not good.
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She's not coming.
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- This is all my fault.
- Yeah, we all got that.
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I just feel so bad for him.
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Me, too.
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Ahh... that's what this feeling is.
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Compassion.
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Mm, I don't like it!
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I need a drink.
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And I wanna see you all at the
sexual harassment seminar on Monday.
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Especially you, Janice.
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Dismissed.
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Whoa, whoa, Perrin. What are you
on, some kinda doughnut cleanse?
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No. I'm just...
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Calm down, I'm not callin'
you fat, I'm just suggesting
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you slow it down a bit,
'cause if you choke,
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HR has forbidden me from
administering the Heimlich.
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I still think shirts
off is more effective.
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Right, um... actually,
I wanted to talk to you
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about announcing the new junior partner?
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Those of us in the running
have been jumping through hoops
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for months, and I think
we deserve to know.
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Wow, feisty pants, you
wanna re-aim that angry gun?
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Huh?
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But you do have a point.
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- Thank you.
- So here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna have everyone
stay late tomorrow,
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so you can present the closing
arguments to the McDougal case,
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and if we're suitably impressed,
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well, I think we'll be
able to make a decision.
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Uh, wow! Uh, tomorrow,
as in the day after today?
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I'm sorry, you said the MacDonald case?
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Oh... Oh, so prepared, I mean, I
could do it right now, if you wanted.
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But let's not, because you look busy.
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So, uh, tomorrow's
fine. Or... next week?
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Whichever.
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Hi! Tucker Dobbs.
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Probably takin' home
an award tomorrow night.
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Hey... Hey, Frank Bostwick, right?
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Did I just hear you were in the market
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for a hot young producer,
perfect, I'll call Monday!
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Tucker Dobbs? I've heard some
very impressive things about you.
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Really? Impressive enough to hire me?
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I'm not desperate, I'm just asking.
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Well, all I can say is,
your mother is hysterical.
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My what?
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Hello, son.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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I told you, you are not my plus one,
y... you're not even my minus one.
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Ben felt bad about your
mother not loving you enough
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to show up, so here I am.
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Not loving you enough,
but... showing up.
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Okay. Right, right. Well, I suggest
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you finish filling up on shrimp
and get the hell outta here.
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Seriously, I can see them in your purse.
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Is that any way to treat
the woman who just talked up
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her talented, driven, bi-racial son,
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and got him three job interviews?
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Hey, you look important,
have you met my mom?
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Oh, hey...
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Dr. Dobbs! I'm so
happy you could make it.
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Tucker is gonna be so surprised.
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So, I bet you're pretty
proud of your son.
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Oh, of course I am.
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Makutawatah will be a
brilliant doctor one day.
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And to think, he only cost me $29
a month and a couple of stamps.
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I meant Tucker.
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Oh, Tucker could never be a doctor.
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Well, we certainly pulled that off,
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didn't we... son?
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Well, the awards are tomorrow night,
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so be sure to pull
it off again... "Mom"!
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- You're grounded!
- Not again, Ma!
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You know, I'm kinda sorry
your mom didn't come.
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I'd like to meet her someday.
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You slept with my dad and
were named in their divorce.
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And that's why I said, "kinda sorry."
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Okay.
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Thanks for coming, that was
super fun, I'm really tired, bye!
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Why do so many of my dates end this way?
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Mmm.
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Mom! Wha... What a surprise!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh... okay, I'd like to be done now.
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Okay. Um... what are you doing here?
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Guilty!
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Well, after we spoke, Benjamin called
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and explained to me
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how important this
award thing is to you.
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You didn't get that
from my call when I said
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how important this award thing is to me?
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Well, you think everything is important.
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Lord knows I've left the operating room
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for a couple of backyard plays that
turned out to be not as critical
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as my patients.
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Ben, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Mom, just, uh... m...
make yourself comfortable.
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Oh, I haven't been
comfortable in 26 years.
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Hey, aren't you 26?
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Hey, man, no need to get all mushy.
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A simple "thank you" is fine.
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You're right, this
really calls for a hug.
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Get off of me!
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Why would you send your
mom to be my pretend mom,
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while you call my mom to
come and be my real mom?
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Wait! Did my mom show
up at the cocktail party?
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That was not the plan!
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Well, let's just hope
she didn't talk to anyone.
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She talked to everyone!
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The whole world thinks she's my mom.
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I have six interviews and
a bachelor party to go to.
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But your mom's gonna be crushed
if she doesn't get to go now.
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Yeah. That's kinda why I'm so pissed!
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Oh... yeah, I was wondering.
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Look, man, I know you don't have
the best relationship with your mom,
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and I envy you for that. But
this could be the fresh start.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I don't think you have a choice.
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You have to uninvite her.
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Me? Wh-Why do I have to
do it? This is your fault.
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Is it?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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Uh-huh.
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I don't know...
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And so, ladies and
gentlemen of the jury...
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Um... to ignore the facts
is to, um... is to...
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Poor thing, she's exhausted. She
didn't sleep at all last night.
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She's goin' down!
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Think I should wake her up?
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If you wake her up,
I'll put you to sleep.
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This is really important for her.
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Yeah, well, so was going to
that awards show with Tucker.
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00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:10,039
But you don't see me
plotting my revenge.
252
00:11:10,353 --> 00:11:12,321
You don't, do you?
253
00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,223
'Cause I want it to
seem like an accident.
254
00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:18,660
It's McDougal, not
MacDonald, stupid, stupid.
255
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,398
She's so beautiful when she sleeps.
256
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:26,088
Is it wrong that all I wanna do is draw
257
00:11:26,114 --> 00:11:28,128
a mustache on her and post it online?
258
00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:30,372
Mom!
259
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,568
- Okay, maybe just one picture.
- Okay!
260
00:11:36,547 --> 00:11:39,015
So, what'd you think of Uncle
Tucker's Mother's Day special?
261
00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:42,518
- Eh.
- Took the "eh" right outta my mouth.
262
00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:45,489
Finally, a suit named for
the guy who's wearin' it.
263
00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:47,657
The "tux"!
264
00:11:47,691 --> 00:11:48,825
What do you think, Emma?
265
00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:50,960
Handsome.
266
00:11:50,995 --> 00:11:53,486
And I agree! I should be
takin' you to the awards
267
00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:54,788
instead of your grandma.
268
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,055
Emma's grandma? My mom?
269
00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,991
You're taking my mom?
Don't you mean your mom?
270
00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:01,627
No, your mom, like we planned.
271
00:12:01,661 --> 00:12:05,206
No! I uninvited my mom so
you could take your mom.
272
00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:06,539
Like we planned!
273
00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:10,644
No! I uninvited my mom so
that I could take your mom...
274
00:12:10,678 --> 00:12:11,778
like we planned!
275
00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:14,347
- I didn't plan that!
- That's pretty obvious now!
276
00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:19,486
- Should I stay out of it?
- Yes.
277
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,317
- Will I stay out of it?
- No.
278
00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:23,785
Oh, you know me so well.
279
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:31,121
You know, Tucker, the way your
mother's been singing your praises,
280
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,588
you might just have
to pay her 10 percent.
281
00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:39,561
- Never happening, no.
- Oh, we'll see.
282
00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,096
I need a drink.
283
00:12:42,999 --> 00:12:46,535
So... you look like you
have an expense account.
284
00:12:46,569 --> 00:12:47,897
How liberal can you get with that thing?
285
00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:51,373
A vodka tonic, hold the tonic.
286
00:12:51,407 --> 00:12:54,472
Just like your father used to
drink before he would get Frisky.
287
00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:55,585
Mom?
288
00:12:55,611 --> 00:12:57,880
Why he had to have a drink
before he brought the cat in,
289
00:12:57,914 --> 00:12:59,014
I'll never know.
290
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,860
I can't believe you
brought my mother here.
291
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,184
Well, I'm sorry. How
was I supposed to know
292
00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:07,718
you were gonna reinvite my mom?
293
00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:10,821
The same way I was supposed to know
you would stay out of my business.
294
00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:13,324
Well, a better friend would
know I have no self-control.
295
00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:15,359
What do we do now?
296
00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:16,994
Oh... Oh, I'll tell you
what you're gonna do.
297
00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:18,729
You're gonna go keep my mom occupied.
298
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:21,041
Dude, she's an attractive
woman, but I d...
299
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,232
By talking to her!
300
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,326
Ohh, yeah, okay, I can do that, too.
301
00:13:24,426 --> 00:13:26,789
Look, I told her that because
her visit was a "surprise,"
302
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,357
there wasn't enough time to
get her a ticket at my table.
303
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,260
So, the two of you, you're just
gonna sit in the back together,
304
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,855
and then I'll slip out with her
afterwards and take her to dinner.
305
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:38,091
I like it, I like it, but
do you have another plan
306
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,859
where I'm not stuck with
the my mom at the end?
307
00:13:39,893 --> 00:13:41,494
Oh, no. Incoming mom! Incoming mom!
308
00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:43,129
- Mine or yours?
- Both! Go! Go!
309
00:13:45,499 --> 00:13:47,300
All right, are we all ready to do this?
310
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:51,671
I want everyone to give Ms. Perrin
here their undivided attention.
311
00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:58,006
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, before
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you sits not just an innocent man,
313
00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:03,139
but a man willfully and wrongly accused.
314
00:14:03,239 --> 00:14:06,408
We have shown... uh...
uh... ho... Is that tuna?
315
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:08,710
Wow. Way to lose focus.
316
00:14:10,046 --> 00:14:14,049
Sorry. We have shown that the
defendant could not have possibly...
317
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,348
Are... Are you gonna eat that right now?
318
00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:17,114
Uh, Perrin, if you're gonna be working
319
00:14:17,214 --> 00:14:18,820
the sandwich into your argument...
320
00:14:18,855 --> 00:14:20,322
bad idea.
321
00:14:21,658 --> 00:14:23,626
Again, sorry.
322
00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:27,296
Uh... we have shown that the defendant
323
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,633
could not have possibly
committed the crime...
324
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,368
crimes of which he has been accused,
325
00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:35,938
because, well... huh, because
he just simply wasn't there.
326
00:14:35,972 --> 00:14:39,263
- Ms. Perrin? You okay?
- No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, thank you.
327
00:14:40,177 --> 00:14:43,813
And... seeing as he
wasn't there, he, uh...
328
00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:47,149
Oh my... Oh, my God!
329
00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:58,895
I think you have a call.
330
00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:09,106
This is just like the awards
ceremonies for doctors, except,
331
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:12,943
we don't give awards, we just...
save lives and don't brag about it.
332
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,347
Dr. Dobbs, I know this
is none of my business,
333
00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:18,915
but can I be honest with you?
334
00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:22,052
Which implies you've been dishonest
with me up until this point,
335
00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:23,121
but sure, go ahead.
336
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,920
Bottom line, I don't think Tucker
thinks he's important to you.
337
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:30,809
Well, that's ridiculous. I
heavily imply it constantly.
338
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:34,598
You know what? I don't think
you're a very good mother.
339
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:39,336
You're uncaring, you're cold, and
you make Tucker feel like crap.
340
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,216
Is it so hard to show your son
that you're proud of what he does?
341
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:46,252
Even my mom shows me that she
loves me, and she hates me.
342
00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:48,521
I don't care how deep you
have to dig to find an ounce
343
00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:51,301
of unconditional love and
support, but you better do it.
344
00:15:51,892 --> 00:15:53,493
Because he deserves it.
345
00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:57,063
How long have you two been dating?
346
00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:04,904
Hey, hey... how'd it
go? Did you kill it?
347
00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:07,156
Oh, I killed it. Yeah,
uh, I killed my career.
348
00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:08,970
You know what? And it's my fault, for
349
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,227
thinking that I could have it all,
350
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,496
that I could be a mom,
and this hotshot lawyer,
351
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,901
when the truth is, I
can't even go five minutes
352
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,636
without barfing in somebody's handbag.
353
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,472
You puked in a purse?
354
00:16:18,506 --> 00:16:20,379
Yes. I did.
355
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,394
And it was a really nice purse.
356
00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:25,078
Look, they'll never give
me junior partner now.
357
00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:26,980
I can't believe I
thought I could do this.
358
00:16:27,015 --> 00:16:28,348
You can do this.
359
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:31,084
You can do anything
because you're Riley Perrin.
360
00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:32,753
You're gonna be the mother to my child,
361
00:16:32,787 --> 00:16:35,122
and if you want something...
you're gonna get it!
362
00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:37,057
Danny, Danny!
363
00:16:37,091 --> 00:16:39,922
Hey. I'm Danny Wheeler, Riley's fiancé.
364
00:16:40,022 --> 00:16:42,190
I never touched her, don't hurt my face.
365
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:46,360
What? No. No, I just
want you all to know
366
00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:48,362
that you're making a terrible mistake.
367
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:50,231
So what if she's pregnant?
368
00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:51,632
Yeah... that's right.
369
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:55,035
She's not fat. She's got
a kid shoved up in there!
370
00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:59,640
My hero.
371
00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:02,220
But you should all be
ashamed of yourselves.
372
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,145
She's managed to outwork all of you,
373
00:17:04,246 --> 00:17:08,108
24-7, round the clock, learning
this case inside and out,
374
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,043
just to prove what I've always known...
375
00:17:11,077 --> 00:17:13,879
that she can do anything
she sets her mind to.
376
00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:17,283
And that's exactly the kind of
lawyer you should make partner.
377
00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:22,588
Surprise.
378
00:17:24,257 --> 00:17:26,292
Uhh... What... What is going on?
379
00:17:26,326 --> 00:17:28,928
Oh, my God, I did it. I got you the job!
380
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:32,936
We decided on you last week. I set up
381
00:17:33,036 --> 00:17:34,256
this whole closing arguments thing
382
00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:37,222
just to get you down here so
that we could surprise you.
383
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:41,158
Puking into Sandy's
handbag was just a bonus.
384
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:46,297
But, for the record, you being
pregnant was never an issue.
385
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,799
Is that how HR told me to say it?
386
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,103
So you knew?
387
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,705
- How?
- Well, you stopped drinkin' coffee,
388
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,080
and you switched to water at happy hour,
389
00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:59,502
and, well, your office
smells like vomit.
390
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,725
And the winner for Outstanding
Daytime Special goes to...
391
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:09,312
A Very Hart-Felt Mother's Day.
392
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,639
Oh, my God, I did it, I won!
393
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,926
- What are you doing?
- I'm going with you.
394
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,083
Wait! Where are you going?
395
00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,862
You just told me I need to
show him I'm proud of him.
396
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,896
I didn't mean now!
397
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,698
No, don't... No, ow! Ohh!
398
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,767
Okay, fine. But not a word out of you!
399
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,102
Wow, to say this is a
surprise is an under...
400
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,940
Tucker, darling, I'm so happy for you.
401
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,507
Who's this woman?
402
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,608
I'm his mother.
403
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,076
- Who are you?
- I'm his mother.
404
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,948
That's right. Tucker Dobbs
has... has two mommies.
405
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,383
Two white mommies.
406
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,085
Tonight was a journey long in the...
407
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,054
Where the hell have
you been all this time?
408
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,552
Um, saving lives?
409
00:18:43,552 --> 00:18:45,221
Why is this woman
pretending to be your mother?
410
00:18:45,321 --> 00:18:46,554
Can we please do this later?
411
00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:48,998
- As I was saying...
- And why are you even here?
412
00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:50,663
Did they run out of ice?
413
00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:53,568
I... I don't know who you
are, but it would be terrific
414
00:18:53,602 --> 00:18:54,736
if you would just shut up.
415
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,838
Hey hey hey, how about you both shut up?
416
00:18:56,872 --> 00:18:58,039
I just wanna dedicate this to...
417
00:18:58,073 --> 00:18:59,873
So what you're saying is
I'm not good enough for him?
418
00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:01,929
Well, from what I hear, you're not
good enough for a lot of people.
419
00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:04,630
Oh, 'kay, well, I'm here
now, so you can leave.
420
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:05,765
No, you can leave.
421
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,033
Oh, I wish I could leave.
422
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,634
Tucker, I need to talk to you.
423
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,103
Seriously, can we do this later?
424
00:19:11,138 --> 00:19:12,405
I never really wanted kids.
425
00:19:12,439 --> 00:19:14,373
And we're doing this now.
426
00:19:14,408 --> 00:19:17,114
I just want you to know that
I really do love you, Tucker.
427
00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,545
And I'm sorry if I have
a hard time showing it.
428
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:22,915
I love you, too, Mom.
429
00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:26,386
Oh...
430
00:19:32,426 --> 00:19:34,061
Powerful stuff, huh?
431
00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:35,618
And I just wanted to
say that I really...
432
00:19:35,718 --> 00:19:37,142
Not now, Mrs. Wheeler.
433
00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:40,618
Wheeler? Bonnie Wheeler?
434
00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:44,073
You're the woman who
slept with my husband?
435
00:19:44,107 --> 00:19:47,276
No, no, you are thinking of
a different Bonnie Wheeler,
436
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,477
You know what? I'm gonna go get her.
437
00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:50,412
- 'Kay?
- Get back here.
438
00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:52,448
Mom! This way, through the kitchen!
439
00:19:52,543 --> 00:19:54,012
You know, just once,
I'd like to not have
440
00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:55,437
to run out of someplace fancy with you.
441
00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:57,948
Wait! No, I...
442
00:19:57,982 --> 00:20:01,618
Wow. I just... uh...
443
00:20:05,256 --> 00:20:06,756
- Come on, man.
- The music's on.
444
00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:11,836
Hey, maybe the most awkward
acceptance speech ever
445
00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:13,303
but you're back in the TV biz.
446
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,505
Yeah, only if I get a job selling them.
447
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,208
Every one of those
interviews got canceled.
448
00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:19,509
I'm sorry, man.
449
00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:21,578
But your mom did show up.
450
00:20:21,612 --> 00:20:24,614
Yeah. Hey, she told me what you said.
451
00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:26,783
Thank you, Ben.
452
00:20:27,919 --> 00:20:31,321
You know, sometimes I wish
I was a part of your family.
453
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,789
Your mom might be crazy,
454
00:20:32,823 --> 00:20:35,158
but... she really had my back today.
455
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,161
Hey, don't tell Tucker,
456
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,596
but I tried to open a bottle of wine
457
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,864
with his award.
458
00:20:40,898 --> 00:20:42,838
Those wing things snapped right off.
459
00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:47,197
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