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There. I believe Danny's old room is
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officially ready for its new tenant.
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And to think, it only took seven coats
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of paint to get it to stop smellin'
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like the inside of an old gym bag.
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When Ben finally moved out of
the house, I just opened the door
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and started parking my car there again.
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Can we come in?
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Ooh! Not yet!
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Okay, um...
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Oh. Uh-oh... yeah.
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And now, we're ready.
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Surprise!
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Fifty square feet of living
space, a lovely fake kitchen,
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and a window overlooking an air shaft.
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But the best part, rent is only
a daily "I love you, Daddy."
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I love you, Daddy.
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She's growin' up.
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Hmm? Her own bedroom, a big-girl bed.
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This is quite a milestone.
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Oh, Benji. It's gonna be okay.
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She'll always need her dad.
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Thanks. But I just realized I finally
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get to have sex in my own room again.
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Oh, my God. It's been so long.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change direction ♪
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta - - www.addic7ed.com -
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Okay, Emma, you are about to be welcomed
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to the amazing world of
professional wrestling!
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Though some might mock
you for your choice...
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Just know that you
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are on the side of righteousness!
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Yeah.
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Hey, remember when we were nine?
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And you crushed me with your thighs
so hard it dislocated my shoulder?
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That's when I first started
thinking you might love me back.
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And that's when I
first started thinking,
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"Diet, Riley. Diet."
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You know, we would've
made a lot fewer visits
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to the hospital if someone
just told us it was fake.
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Seriously? Why don't you just tell her
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about Santa Claus or the
pope while you're at it.
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The pope is real.
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That's more like it.
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Wait. Yeah, I think I know that guy.
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Ryan Davidson. He was my roommate
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during training camp.
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The last spot on the team
came down to the two of us,
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and I got it.
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I always wondered what happened to him.
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Maybe you should give him a call.
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He doesn't wanna talk to me.
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I'm still a Ranger and he's a wrestler.
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He's livin' the dream.
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I really hope the baby gets your eyes.
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Ooh! Tucker, perfect!
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I need some expert advice.
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Dude, I told you. I'm not a doctor.
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I mean, I'll look at
it if you want me to.
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What? No, no, I'm trying
to craft the perfect text
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to seal the deal with this girl
I right-swiped this morning.
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Too bad there's no emoji that says,
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"Hey, wanna just come
over and have sex?"
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Ah, the question all
men wish they could ask.
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I mean, other than, "Why can't you
be ready when you say you will?"
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Is it so wrong that all I wanna do
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is christen my room and not be
bogged down with all that caring
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or name learning?
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Karma got it right by
givin' you a daughter.
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I'm walkin' a tightrope here, man.
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Too sweet and she thinks
we're starting a relationship.
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Too direct and it's
over before it starts.
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There's just no way to say it.
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"How about I come over
around 11 tonight?"
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There's one way to say it.
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It's her. That is what
she's saying, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, it's a miracle.
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- Hey, guys, what's goin' on?
- Oh, Ben just found a bang buddy.
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I really enjoy our little talks.
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So, how do you decide
who's gonna win or lose?
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Oh! And have you ever gotten in
a real fight during a fake fight?
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Oh, and... and... why
is it called a ring
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when it's actually shaped like a square?
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Sorry, I got so many questions.
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I'm just a huge fan!
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Don't be too impressed.
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I'm in what you might
call a second-tier league.
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Most people who come to see us
just wanna get out of the cold.
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Second tier is still impressive.
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I'd kill to get in any ring.
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Well... fake kill. I know how it works.
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I could probably make that happen.
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Seriously?
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Maybe you could be a
special guest fighter.
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I mean, wrestling a New York Ranger,
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that kind of publicity
would really help us out.
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Dude, that'd be amazing.
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Can I come up with
my own signature move?
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Can I hit you with a chair?
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Oh, my God, it's all happening so fast.
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- Oh. Hey,
Tuck-Tuck. - What up?
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Rockin' some plaid today, huh? Okay.
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Oh God! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Oh God, what is he doing here?
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Who?
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What, the guy with
Danny? Do you know him?
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Yes! I know him. I ruined him!
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- What, did you have sex with him?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, I was kidding.
- Oh God.
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During Danny's first training camp,
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it came down to the two
of them for the final spot.
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So, the night before the last practice,
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I took Ryan out and
filled him full of booze,
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and, you know, one thing led to another,
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and let's just say, Danny made the team.
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Does Danny know?
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Oh God, no!
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He would be crushed if he
learned he made the team
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because I scored and he didn't!
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I was never here.
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Wait. Wait.
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So, you think this girl
is coming over tonight
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for no reason other than
to have sex with you.
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Did I stutter? If I did, it's
only because I'm s-s-s-so excited.
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Okay, well, that kind of
girl is like a unicorn.
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She doesn't exist. Tonight
it's sex, tomorrow it's...
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"Hey, babe, sell the Porsche.
We need to get a minivan."
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I am telling you, she's
just looking for an in.
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So am I, Riley. So am I.
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Ben, women don't have sex unless
they have feelings for you,
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so if you're not in it for
the feelings, well, then...
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you won't be feeling anything of hers.
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Really? So just
bottom-line me, what is the
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absolute least I have to do to get some?
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Well, Romeo,
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uh, if you really wanna
christen the room...
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which by the way, ew...
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uh, you're gonna need
some candles, some wine,
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perhaps treat her like a human being.
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How about two out of three?
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What the hell was that?
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Hey, guys!
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Yeah, they wanted to
practice at our place,
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but I felt more comfortable
with them breaking your stuff.
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By the time the slow-witted tortoise
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woke up after an evening in the forest,
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the momma bear had
ruined his hockey career.
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Now she was worried that the tortoise
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had figured it out, and
was laying a bear trap.
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You get that I'm the momma bear, right?
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Yes.
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Do you think that Ryan figured
out that I'm Danny's mom,
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- and put it all together?
- Yes.
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Wow, you're wise.
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What is going on out there?
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This is usually the point in the video
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when I realize I've
downloaded the wrong one.
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Oh. Hey, Mrs. Wheeler. You
lose your "vitamins" again?
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Tucker. All right,
Tucker? Can I speak to you
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in Emma's room for a moment, huh?
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- Tea party!
- Oh, of course, sweetie, yes!
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I promised a tea party. Oh, how lovely.
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Oh, my goodness. Oh...
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So, why didn't you
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tell me that Ryan was here, gov'nah?
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Because I
didn't care, Your Highness.
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Oh. Oh, well. Well, if
you don't start caring,
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- I will shove a scone so far up your...
- Good point, love! Okay!
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I, uh, I heard Danny
is going to wrestle him
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tomorrow night for publicity.
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What? Don't
you see what's happening?
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Danny is living the
life Ryan should've had.
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But I destroyed him, so
he's here to destroy Danny!
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Oh.
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Oh, I mean... I do believe he will
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get him in the ring and
just shred him to pieces.
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Ahh, I need your help. We need
to stop Danny from wrestling
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without telling him the truth. Mm-hm.
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Oh. Please, Emma?
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Oh.
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It's up to you, Tucker, where this goes.
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Anita! Yes!
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You look like your
profile pick. Finally!
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- Do I look like mine?
- Meh.
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Can I offer you a glass of
wine and some soft candlelight
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while we get to know each other better?
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Well, I don't drink, and I'm
actually meeting some friends
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in a half hour, so...
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So, you
wanna go straight to...?
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Your room. Is that okay?
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Is that okay? That wins the award
for most okay statement ever.
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Yeah, it's just over
there to the left.
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Will you excuse me
for just one second?
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Hey. What do you want?
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Just delivering some breaking news.
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Unicorns are real, and
I'm about to go tame one.
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I'm tellin' you, it was perfect.
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She just got up and left.
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No obligatory cuddle,
no awkward conversation
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about when we're gonna
see each other again.
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Wait. What was the name
of this app you met her on?
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Right, but you're gonna have to see her
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again to give her back her earring.
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Wait. What? How do you
know Anita left her earring?
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Because a bra is too obvious, and you
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can't walk home without your shoes.
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Sure, she's fine with the
11 p.m. booty call now,
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but Anita is playing the long game,
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and you're falling for
every trick in the book.
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No. Never happening. Anita's
not that kind of girl.
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Oh, my God! My watch stopped, all
the clocks in the house are wrong,
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and I don't know where my phone is.
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Oh my G... How did that get there?
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I'm already an hour late
for wrestling practice. Oh!
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Guys, don't forget, my
big match is tonight.
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I lose, but
you won't see it coming.
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Oh! Hey. Hey, honey, I
just came by to stop you.
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I mean, get you... um, talk to you.
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No time, Ma. I've got
to get to the ring.
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Oh! Well, then, it's a good
thing I caught you, then,
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because I just discovered
that you can't wrestle,
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because it's against your
contract with the Rangers.
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Oh. Yeah, I knew about that.
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That's why I already
cleared it with the team.
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Oh God, you picked now
to read your contract?
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- Um...
- Mom, I gotta go.
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Oh, let me just hug you
before you go, honey.
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Mom... Mom...
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- Let me hug you. Let me hug you!
- Mom. Mom. Mom.
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- I love you! I love you!
- Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, let me go!
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I love you!
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Listen, Danny, all right,
have fun, and don't look back.
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Seriously, on the way
there, don't look back!
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Okay. Tucker!
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Is it just me, or is my
mom acting kind of weird?
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It's never just you.
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Oh! Oh, the phone!
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Ten bucks says that's
her, she had a great time,
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and she can't wait to see you again.
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Well, you're on.
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And it is from Anita. And
she says, "Had a nice time.
245
00:11:04,993 --> 00:11:07,360
Can't... wait to see you again."
246
00:11:07,395 --> 00:11:11,965
Ah! Oh! I knew it! God, I hate
that we are so predictable.
247
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,498
Ooh, a follow-up.
248
00:11:13,598 --> 00:11:16,298
"Maybe I can swing by for
20 minutes at lunch time."
249
00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:18,801
Why would she wanna do that?
250
00:11:18,837 --> 00:11:21,319
She's horny.
251
00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:29,978
Mrs. Wheeler,
wrestling is Danny's dream.
252
00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:33,190
I mean, his odd, kind of
creepy, kind of man-grabby dream,
253
00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:34,956
but you're never gonna
get him to quit now.
254
00:11:34,992 --> 00:11:38,627
I know. Which is why I am
gonna have to stop Ryan myself.
255
00:11:38,662 --> 00:11:40,729
Do I even need to ask how?
256
00:11:40,765 --> 00:11:42,829
Seducing Ryan is what
got me into this mess,
257
00:11:42,929 --> 00:11:45,229
and seducing Ryan is
gonna get me out of it.
258
00:11:45,264 --> 00:11:46,530
Nope, I had it.
259
00:11:46,565 --> 00:11:49,366
Look, I'm just gonna get him drunk
and lock him in his motel room.
260
00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:52,124
Isn't that exactly what got you
into this mess in the first place?
261
00:11:52,224 --> 00:11:54,357
What are you, the memory police?
262
00:11:54,392 --> 00:11:56,993
Listen. He's only here for one night.
263
00:11:57,029 --> 00:11:58,795
It won't be a problem, okay?
264
00:11:58,831 --> 00:11:59,896
Take it.
265
00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:05,567
Ryan? Oh...
266
00:12:05,603 --> 00:12:07,469
Ryan Davidson?
267
00:12:07,504 --> 00:12:08,904
Is that you?
268
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:13,675
Oh my goodness. How, after all
these years, we both look so great.
269
00:12:13,711 --> 00:12:15,644
I'm sorry, have we met?
270
00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,479
It's a little hard for me
to keep track of all my fans.
271
00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:21,235
Oh. But I was a very special fan.
272
00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:23,401
Yeah, that's what they all think.
273
00:12:23,437 --> 00:12:24,837
Enjoy the show tonight.
274
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,406
I guess slamming his
head against the floor
275
00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:30,242
made him forget about you.
276
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,978
Hey, real quick, can you slam
my head against the floor?
277
00:12:33,014 --> 00:12:34,946
Oh, he remembers me, all right.
278
00:12:34,981 --> 00:12:37,148
Nobody forgets Bonnie Wheeler.
279
00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:39,216
No matter how hard they try.
280
00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,785
Hey, Steve.
281
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:43,054
Can you prep a B-12 shot for me?
282
00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:44,620
I need a little somethin'
extra for the show tonight.
283
00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:49,160
Oh! Tucker. I know how
we can stop the match.
284
00:12:49,195 --> 00:12:51,462
Well, at least how
you can stop the match.
285
00:12:51,497 --> 00:12:53,590
Nope, not doin' it. Don't
even ask. I'm going home.
286
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,693
- Okay, I'll buy you dinner.
- Lobster?
287
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:55,362
- Pizza.
- Steak?
288
00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:56,528
- Pizza.
- Done.
289
00:13:02,369 --> 00:13:05,470
Aah, I was hopin' for the pizza man.
290
00:13:05,506 --> 00:13:07,739
I wanted to tell you,
Anita just stopped by,
291
00:13:07,774 --> 00:13:10,141
and she didn't even
stay the full 20 minutes.
292
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:13,344
Not really somethin' to brag about.
293
00:13:14,614 --> 00:13:17,648
Ben, I'm sorry, but this
girl is playing you perfectly.
294
00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:19,450
Mmm, pretty sure someone
who has feelings for me
295
00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:21,519
wouldn't accidentally call me "Bill."
296
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,755
And yet, you seem
oddly obsessed with her.
297
00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:28,188
I'm not obsessed. If
I see her again, great,
298
00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:29,523
if I don't, whatever.
299
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,206
Oh, good! Because if I was her,
300
00:13:31,306 --> 00:13:35,041
and I was, uh, I predict
she's about to go radio silent,
301
00:13:35,077 --> 00:13:38,244
totally unavailable, now
you're the one chasing her,
302
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,546
and that's when she
reels you in like a fish.
303
00:13:40,582 --> 00:13:44,883
No. She'd jump at
the chance to see me again.
304
00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:47,719
"Hey, Anita. Round three tonight?"
305
00:13:47,754 --> 00:13:50,555
Oh! Would you look at that.
306
00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:52,958
It's as if she was
anxiously awaiting my call.
307
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,428
"Sorry, busy."
308
00:13:56,463 --> 00:13:58,830
"Are you sure?
309
00:13:58,865 --> 00:13:59,964
Late is cool."
310
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,062
Mm, not desperate at all.
311
00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,996
"Still busy."
312
00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:07,432
"How about tomorrow
night?" Happy face emoji.
313
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,373
Maybe she didn't get it. I'll
send it again, just to be safe.
314
00:14:16,409 --> 00:14:19,310
Oh, you know what? You
have something right here.
315
00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:21,045
Oh, it's a hook.
316
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,381
Oh, man, that's really in there.
317
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:32,754
It couldn't be simpler. Just tell Ryan
318
00:14:32,854 --> 00:14:34,508
you're ready to give him his B-12 shot.
319
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:38,078
But shoot him up with this
muscle relaxer instead, okay?
320
00:14:38,114 --> 00:14:41,581
He can't paralyze Danny
if we paralyze him first.
321
00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:43,583
Should I be concerned you were carrying
322
00:14:43,619 --> 00:14:46,487
a vial of muscle relaxer in your purse?
323
00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:52,791
Should I be concerned you
know how to do that so well?
324
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:55,761
There he is. Okay.
325
00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,726
Ry-Ry! What's up, man? I got that, uh,
326
00:14:57,826 --> 00:14:59,625
that, uh, B-12 shot you requested?
327
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,667
Awesome! What happened to Steve?
328
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,812
I... I tied him up
in the trainer's room.
329
00:15:06,912 --> 00:15:08,578
I'm pretending to be a doctor!
330
00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:11,013
You're funnier than Steve.
331
00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:19,856
Sorry, Doc. I'll come back later.
332
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,960
What the hell is the matter with you?
333
00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:26,614
I can't feel the left side of my body.
334
00:15:26,714 --> 00:15:28,181
Ow! That's my right side!
335
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:30,011
I know! Now quit messing around.
336
00:15:30,111 --> 00:15:31,710
We've gotta go help Danny.
337
00:15:32,746 --> 00:15:34,213
Oh God!
338
00:15:35,349 --> 00:15:38,482
Why does everything always
have to be about you?
339
00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:47,191
Oh, dude, I'm telling you,
she's not texting you back.
340
00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:49,727
Yeah, I got that, 23
unreturned texts ago.
341
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,493
You people ruin everything.
342
00:15:51,528 --> 00:15:53,127
I kept up my end of the bargain,
343
00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:56,697
a relationship with no
commitment, no feelings, no words.
344
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,566
And you know what? The joke's on her.
345
00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:00,734
She slept with me for nothing.
346
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:01,869
I know that joke.
347
00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:04,872
Oh, my God, that's her.
348
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:06,874
Her who? The unicorn?
349
00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:08,943
Yeah, like you
didn't see this coming?
350
00:16:08,978 --> 00:16:10,977
Um... no, not really.
351
00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:13,077
I mean, how did she know
you were gonna be here?
352
00:16:13,112 --> 00:16:16,046
Maybe she went through my phone,
or whatever tricks you all use.
353
00:16:16,082 --> 00:16:18,316
Or perhaps it's a coincidence.
354
00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,217
And cue the fake date.
355
00:16:20,253 --> 00:16:21,519
Could she be more obvious?
356
00:16:21,554 --> 00:16:24,418
Or... perhaps she's on an actual date.
357
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:25,884
Don't try and save her now.
358
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:27,350
If she thinks she can make me care,
359
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,319
then she can think again.
360
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,055
Really? 'Cause you seem like you care.
361
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,157
I don't care.
362
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,754
I don't think this is right.
363
00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:49,839
Listen. Sweetie, honey, I am
begging you, don't do this.
364
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:51,007
You could get hurt.
365
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:52,142
You could end your career.
366
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,102
Don't worry, Mom. It's all fake.
367
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,242
Whoa. That hurt more
than I thought it would.
368
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:10,449
That's because Ryan is
trying to destroy your career.
369
00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:13,485
He blames you for not making the team.
370
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,828
Ow! Uh!
371
00:17:14,928 --> 00:17:15,474
Why?
372
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,660
Because your mother, who
loves you very much...
373
00:17:17,695 --> 00:17:19,095
Aah!
374
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,224
...seduced Ryan the last
night of training camp...
375
00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:26,905
...to make sure that you made the team.
376
00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:29,007
I'm living a lie?
377
00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:39,984
Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Oh,
I meant Danny, not you, Ryan.
378
00:17:42,089 --> 00:17:44,089
Look at her. Thinkin' she's so smart.
379
00:17:44,124 --> 00:17:46,057
Like I'm gonna go over there
and make a scene or somethin'.
380
00:17:46,093 --> 00:17:47,658
I really don't think she
even knows you're here.
381
00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:49,078
Oh, she knows.
382
00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:52,161
She's been makin' me dance, but it's
time this puppet cut the strings.
383
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:56,121
Aah! Dude! That really hurts!
384
00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:58,155
Just tryin' to make it look real.
385
00:17:58,190 --> 00:17:59,924
Hey, you gotta believe me, I had no idea
386
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:02,593
she sabotaged your chances
of becoming a Ranger.
387
00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:07,296
- What are you talkin' about?
- That woman who seduced you
388
00:18:07,332 --> 00:18:10,032
the last night at camp,
she did it on purpose.
389
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,896
It's the reason you got cut.
390
00:18:11,996 --> 00:18:13,996
But I'd already been cut
from the team that afternoon.
391
00:18:14,032 --> 00:18:15,899
That's why I didn't come
to the last day of practice.
392
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:18,435
Really? I made the team fair and square?
393
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:22,038
- You're not tryin' to hurt me?
- What? No. Why would I do that?
394
00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:23,739
And how'd you know I slept
with someone that night?
395
00:18:23,774 --> 00:18:24,973
And, God, she was easy.
396
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:27,676
- What?
- Talk about one desperate old broad.
397
00:18:27,711 --> 00:18:30,913
Hey, that desperate old broad is my mom!
398
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:35,680
Hey, can you hold my head up
so I can see what's going on?
399
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,586
God, try to show some enthusiasm!
400
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,425
Anita! Surprise. I see you're
too busy to answer a text,
401
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,851
but not too busy to follow me
to my brother's wrestling match.
402
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,191
Ben... hi.
403
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,649
This is Jim.
404
00:18:54,749 --> 00:18:56,691
Yeah, yeah, let me guess,
your probably gay, co-worker,
405
00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:58,493
you brought around
just to make me jealous?
406
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,228
Why are you following me?
407
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,464
I'm not following you.
You're following me!
408
00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:04,599
I can't believe that you're
so desperate to get a boyfriend
409
00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:07,068
that you tricked me into believing
that we had something special:
410
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,237
sex without feelings.
411
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:11,439
That's exactly what
I thought we had, too.
412
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:12,398
So, you're not...
413
00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:15,300
No, I'm not whatever it
is you think I'm doing.
414
00:19:16,545 --> 00:19:20,013
Oh! Well, then, my bad.
415
00:19:20,048 --> 00:19:23,317
So I'll just leave you alone,
and you can text me whenever.
416
00:19:23,352 --> 00:19:26,086
Yeah, I don't think so,
Mr. Twenty-three Texts.
417
00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:27,671
Let's get out of here.
418
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:31,958
See? I told you that
unicorns don't exist.
419
00:19:34,229 --> 00:19:37,063
I'd like to start off
by saying I was wrong.
420
00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:38,619
And for the record,
a woman admitting
421
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,934
she was wrong is a
unicorn in itself.
422
00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:48,106
Yes! Get him, Danny!
423
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:53,045
Yeah! Ha-ha!
424
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,280
Yeah! Yeah!
425
00:19:55,316 --> 00:19:57,950
Oh, my God! Danny, you did it!
426
00:19:57,985 --> 00:20:00,953
Oh God! Oh! I'm so proud of you!
427
00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:03,921
And listen, honey, I am
sorry for sleeping with Ryan.
428
00:20:03,957 --> 00:20:06,023
Oh. It's okay, Mom.
429
00:20:06,059 --> 00:20:10,061
Oddly enough, I appreciate
why you do what you do.
430
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:11,462
Is Tucker okay?
431
00:20:16,077 --> 00:20:18,464
Have you seen Ben? I
wanted to apologize again.
432
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:21,116
Yeah, I think he went to bed,
433
00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:23,418
but, um, you can check his room.
434
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:28,256
I'm fine, by the way.
435
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,060
Knock, knock.
436
00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:42,970
Aw, don't worry, Emma.
437
00:20:43,006 --> 00:20:44,972
Someday you'll get your own room.
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