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- You want some more sprinkles?
- Yes, please.
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Okay, I'm not really
sure if I'm the best dad
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or the worst dad in the
world for getting you up
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in the middle of the night
to eat ice cream with me.
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The best.
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Oh, what do you know? You're
all hopped up on sugar.
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With all the depraved crazies I
have to put up with at the bar,
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I love comin' home to
someone so pure and innocent.
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And this is where the magic happens.
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Um... before any magic happens,
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let's remember the rule: no
magic in front of the baby.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Hey. Hey, man.
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Ha-ha. This is...
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Kiki.
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Kiki? Yes. Kiki. Kiki.
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It's Kiki.
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That's my roommate and his kid.
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You don't really need to talk to
them, just... just make your way down
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to the end of the hall.
I'll grab us some wine.
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Pay no attention to the self-help
books and the vision board,
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I... I'm holdin' those for a friend.
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Please take this as a huge compliment,
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- but she is way out of your league.
- I know, right?
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So I just decided to
grab, like a quick drink
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down at the Belvedere, you know, and
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there she was, just sittin' there alone,
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at the end of the bar, man.
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- The Belvedere?
- Yeah.
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You met her sitting
alone at the Belvedere?
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Yep.
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And now she's here.
In my house, in my bed.
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Why am I still talkin' to you?
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Okay. Eat up, Daddy will be right back.
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Danny. Danny. Danny. Danny.
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Dude, what is wrong with you?
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Remember when you told me to wake
you up no matter what time it was,
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if A, there was an apocalypse,
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B, if beer were suddenly
free around the world,
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or C, if I ever met a real live hooker?
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Well, one of those things just happened.
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B. Wait, no, A.
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It's C. A hooker. Tucker
just brought home a hooker.
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What? No way.
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He met her at the Belvedere,
AKA, hooker hangout.
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- Oh. Oh my God, I wanna see her.
- What? No.
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But if you hold me out
over the fire escape,
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I think I could see her.
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
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So, where's the new girlfriend?
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Didn't spend the night, huh?
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No, she had to be up early.
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So you say she stayed... I
don't know... about an hour.
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Yeah... something like that.
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Okay, seriously, please, please tell me
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what's makin' you two smile
like weird home-schooled kids?
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Dude, it's okay, we've
all paid for it before.
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- Really? You've paid for it?
- No, I've never paid for it.
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That's what you say to a friend,
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so he doesn't feel bad
when he pays for it.
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Um, hi. Uh, I'm sorry.
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You guys think Kiki's a prostitute?
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Pretty much.
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I mean, look where you met
her, look how you met her,
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and if that doesn't
convince you, look at her.
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Oh, and don't forget her name... Kiki.
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Oh, I see what's goin' on
here, you're just jealous.
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- Me? How am I jealous?
- Yeah, you're jealous
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because I found a smart,
attractive girl who likes me.
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Tucker, pretending to
like you is her job.
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- I didn't pay for it.
- I hear the first time's usually free.
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That's drugs. What... ?
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And besides, man, at least
I'm not the one chasin' around
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some fantasy chick he's never even met
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because he can't have a
relationship with a real girl.
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I might not have a girlfriend,
but at least I have a job.
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Oh, you did not just go there.
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Oh, I went there. I'm livin' there.
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I'm gonna build a house
and raise a family there.
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You know what?
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Hey, Tuck.
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- Ben.
- I know.
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- You know what you gotta do?
- Yeah,
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prove that girl really is a prostitute.
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- Adios. Sayonara.
- Arrivederci.
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And, uh, buh-bye.
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Last stop on our goodbye
tour before we head off
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on our lust-filled
trip around the world.
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I learned how to scream
"Oh, God" in five languages.
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Grandma.
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Oh... Emma. Mmm.
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Oh, Grandma's gonna miss you so much.
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It's not gonna be the
same without you, Mom.
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Oh, honey. Oh, this...
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this is the memory I will take with me.
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Let's be honest, I could use a break.
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Right there with ya.
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Well, Bon-Bon, we better get goin'.
Our flight leaves in two hours
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- and we still need to get our shots.
- Oh, you're getting vaccinated?
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No, we're gettin' wasted.
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Boink.
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- This vacation starts now.
- Bye.
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Hi, Riles. Bye, Riles.
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Bye, Mrs. Wheeler.
I'm really gonna mi...
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I'm really gonna mi...
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Oh, damn it, I could do it this morning.
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Oh, my God. Okay, you
know, it's medicinal.
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I have a license, yeah.
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I'm holding it for a friend,
his name is Ben Wheeler,
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he lives right there.
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We aren't here for you, ma'am.
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Brad Walker, you're under arrest.
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What? No, no. There must
be some kind of a mistake.
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What are you doing? I
mean, what are the charges?
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Are you sure you're not here for her?
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- I am. Real estate fraud.
- That could still be her.
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- Honey, what are they talking about?
- Listen to me, Bonnie,
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everything is gonna be okay. There
is a perfectly logical explanation,
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which I am currently working on.
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Just stay calm, and
find me a great lawyer.
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No. No, no, no, definitely
not. I'm... I'm busy.
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I'm pregnant. Conflict of
interest, not my specialty.
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Please stop me when you
hear one of those you like.
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Listen, if you don't help Brad,
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I will make every day of
your life a living hell.
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Yeah, that's right,
nothing's gonna change.
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- Race you to the courthouse.
- Okay.
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Danny. It's her.
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Tucker's hooker is here.
She's sitting at the bar.
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- Really? Oh, my God, I want to see her.
- No, no, no, no. no.
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You're not just gonna see her,
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- you're gonna pick her up.
- Okay.
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And where should I put her?
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You're gonna proposition her, Danny.
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Bring her home, and I'll
make sure Tucker is there.
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We gotta prove to him
that she's a hooker.
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What if she doesn't agree?
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I don't feel very attractive today.
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Dude, she's a hooker.
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It's literally her job to agree.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Thanks for meetin' me
here. You ready to go?
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- Yeah. Let's go.
- You look great.
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Okay. So she's the hot one
sitting in the middle of the bar.
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I'll find Tucker and meet you at home.
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Boy, am I lonely.
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If only I could have sex with someone.
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This can't be happening.
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I don't know how much longer I can stand
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to see you rotting away like this.
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Bonnie, it's only been two hours.
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But I'm scared.
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Three prison gangs want me
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and I don't wanna
hurt anyone's feelings.
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Listen. All right, don't worry.
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Riley is gonna get you out of here.
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In the meantime, let me take
you to cellblock double-D.
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Oh, my God. Mrs. Wheeler,
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- put those away.
- No. This is how I grieve.
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Okay. Hi. All right. I
looked through the charges,
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and I think I have a clear
strategy for getting you out.
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So your guilt or
innocence doesn't matter.
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- In fact, it's actually better if I don't know...
- I'm guilty.
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Is the kind of statement
that I don't need to know.
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I did it all. There is a
storage locker in Brooklyn
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with all the evidence
they need against me.
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And I did not hear that.
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- I said I'm guilty.
- Brad, stop.
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I can't hear any of this.
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There's something wrong with my phone.
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Would someone please tell
my lawyer that I'm guilty?
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Wait. I've actually been here before.
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I know.
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That's kind of the point.
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Could you just wait here for one second?
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Hey.
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I got the hooker. Where's Tucker?
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I don't know. He hasn't
answered any of my texts.
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Normally, at this time of
day, he's sitting on the couch,
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wondering where his life went wrong.
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- Ben?
- Rachel?
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Rachel. Hey. So great to see you.
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Sorry I never called you back, I, uh...
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broke my hand.
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What are you doin' here?
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- I thought your name was Kiki.
- Nope. Rachel.
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Well done, Danny, you
brought home the wrong girl.
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- You're not a hooker?
- No, I'm not a hooker.
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Then why'd you come back
with me when I asked you
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if you wanted to have sex?
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I thought I was hooking
up with a New York Ranger.
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I thought I was hooking
up with a New York Ranger.
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Riley. Uh, it's not what it looks like.
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See, I thought Rachel
was Tucker's hooker,
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so I tried to make her my hooker.
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It's just your classic case
of mistaken hooker identity.
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Ah, relax.
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The fact that Ben is here
automatically clears everybody.
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So, Rachel, how's your cat?
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- She died.
- Bummer.
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- What's goin' on?
- Okay, well, big picture:
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Brad's been arrested
and my life may be over.
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And small picture:
Danny hired this hooker
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to prove that you were dating one.
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Yeah. I think that's
everything, right? Yeah.
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- I'm not a hooker.
- Okay, whatever you say, sweetie.
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Ben, can I talk to you?
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I'd rather not, you seem pretty pissed.
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Did he pick you up at the Belvedere?
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Tell Jimmy I said hi.
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- I'm tellin' you, I'm right.
- Dude, you are being ridiculous.
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Kiki is not a hooker, man.
You wanna know how I know?
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I'm not paying her.
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That doesn't mean other people aren't.
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Come on, man, what do
you even know about her?
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- What does she do for a living?
- No idea.
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- Are you seeing her again tonight?
- Nope, she's working.
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- At what?
- No idea.
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- Exactly.
- Okay...
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This does not prove
that she's a hooker, man.
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It... It just proves
that I'm a bad listener.
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And what does any girl
you've ever dated do?
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Riley's like a judge or something?
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Exactly. And we're done
with this conversation.
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- Tucker...
- I said done.
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- Tucker still mad?
- Yup.
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Should we apologize?
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Nope. We're goin' to the Belvedere.
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Why?
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Because friendship isn't just
about what you say to your friends.
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It's what you do behind their backs.
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Tucker's lucky to have us.
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Mrs. Wheeler. Mrs. Wheeler, great news.
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- What?
- All the evidence against Brad is circumstantial.
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After a preliminary conversation
with the DA's office,
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it looks like I may be
able to cut him a deal.
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Quit the legal mumbo jumbo, you
showoff, and give it to me straight.
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I think I'll be able to get Brad out.
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Okay, I mean, except for
an indecent exposure case
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that you are a part of,
his record is squeaky clean.
240
00:11:20,087 --> 00:11:21,496
I mean, he'll just have to pay a fine,
241
00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:23,897
- he won't even lose his real estate license.
- Oh, my God.
242
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:27,550
You did it. I mean,
you. You actually did it.
243
00:11:27,573 --> 00:11:30,574
God, I... I knew I was
smart to pick you, huh?
244
00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:33,557
Yep, it's all you.
245
00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,410
It always is.
246
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,504
Oh, I'm gonna convince
Brad to take the deal.
247
00:11:39,728 --> 00:11:41,453
Phew!
248
00:11:44,331 --> 00:11:46,977
Always waitin' on the men, am I right?
249
00:11:47,455 --> 00:11:49,256
- Well, it is a men's prison.
- Ah.
250
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,373
- What's yours in for?
- Real estate fraud.
251
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,721
Guilty as sin.
252
00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:56,376
But when you've got an ass like that,
253
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:57,955
you're bound to make a few mistakes.
254
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,925
Think you'll be able to get him off?
255
00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:06,322
Oh, for the fraud and stuff, right.
256
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,054
Yeah, we're already working on it.
257
00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:09,522
Okay. Brad's on board.
258
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,147
Now I just need to
talk to the assistant DA
259
00:12:11,194 --> 00:12:13,175
- and get this thing finalized.
- No need.
260
00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:14,923
I'm the assistant DA.
261
00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:16,631
And the deal's off the table.
262
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:19,533
Better luck next time, Counselor.
263
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:21,880
I'm sorry...
264
00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,534
Way to go, Riley. I knew I
shouldn't have picked you.
265
00:12:25,598 --> 00:12:28,499
But no, you're family,
it would've been awkward.
266
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,224
God, thanks a lot.
267
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,925
Danny?
268
00:12:32,182 --> 00:12:34,174
- Riley?
- What are you doing here?
269
00:12:34,238 --> 00:12:37,548
Um... I... uh, we...
270
00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:40,077
- Ben?
- We were just payin' some parking tickets.
271
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,594
You don't have a car.
272
00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:45,520
We just signed up for a ride-along.
273
00:12:45,782 --> 00:12:48,378
- Danny's afraid of sirens.
- You said you wouldn't tell anyone.
274
00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:52,276
Okay, fine, the truth is,
275
00:12:52,317 --> 00:12:54,286
we came to see Brad,
and support you and Mom.
276
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:55,708
Well, that's an obvious lie,
277
00:12:55,714 --> 00:12:57,875
but whatever you're doing,
I'm sure it's Ben's fault.
278
00:12:57,995 --> 00:13:00,369
Come on, Mrs. Wheeler,
we need a whole new plan.
279
00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:03,003
Soliciting a prostitute?
280
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,996
Well done, boys, you owe me bail money.
281
00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:07,259
We were just trying to
get information, not sex.
282
00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:08,943
Though I feel like you
were maybe considering it.
283
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,546
Is it a crime to ask what's on the menu?
284
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,119
Well, we're in jail, so
I'm gonna go with yes.
285
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,880
How were we supposed to know
she was an undercover cop?
286
00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:16,466
Oh, my God. You are never
gonna give up on this, are you?
287
00:13:16,507 --> 00:13:17,904
No. Never. Not happening.
288
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,623
Zero chance in hell. You know why?
289
00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:21,808
- Because I'm right.
- Okay, you know what? I'll play.
290
00:13:21,837 --> 00:13:24,990
I'm gonna prove to you both
that Kiki is not a prostitute.
291
00:13:25,928 --> 00:13:27,752
I don't suppose that means you
want me to have sex with her
292
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:28,975
and see if she charges me?
293
00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:31,493
Just throwin' it out there.
294
00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:41,830
- What's wrong with you?
- I can't do it again.
295
00:13:41,859 --> 00:13:43,305
The first time I got the wrong girl,
296
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,550
the second time we got arrested.
297
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:47,319
Let's face it, I'm no good
at pickin' up prostitutes.
298
00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:51,258
Look, you will be fine.
299
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,229
Okay? As soon as you
sit down, I'll text her
300
00:13:53,276 --> 00:13:56,632
that I have to cancel, at which
point she will undoubtedly get up
301
00:13:56,650 --> 00:14:00,058
- and walk out of the bar.
- Yeah, with Danny and his cold hard cash.
302
00:14:00,094 --> 00:14:02,447
Now you get out there
and pick up a pro, bro.
303
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:11,057
Okay, you've burnt down a house,
a forest, and a summer camp.
304
00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:12,759
What's one lousy little storage locker?
305
00:14:13,994 --> 00:14:15,823
Mrs. Wheeler, what are you doing?
306
00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:17,834
No evidence, no conviction.
307
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,113
- Oh...
- You can't do that.
308
00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,653
It's arson. It will ruin your life.
309
00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:24,967
Also, can't you ever
just shred something?
310
00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,587
Why is burning always your go-to?
311
00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:30,031
- But I love him.
- I know.
312
00:14:30,151 --> 00:14:32,557
Please don't hate me
for saying this, but...
313
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,500
are you sure he's worth it?
314
00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:36,406
It shouldn't be this hard.
315
00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:38,795
Neither is choosing
between Ben and Danny,
316
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,592
but Lord knows that decision
baffled you for 20 years.
317
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:45,396
I'm just saying maybe it's
time you do what you do best,
318
00:14:45,589 --> 00:14:47,151
only think about yourself.
319
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:49,709
Do you really think I
should just walk away?
320
00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,970
Mrs. Wheeler, I know you thought
you would never find love again
321
00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,810
after everything that
happened with your ex-husband,
322
00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:58,373
but you are a vibrant woman with
a lot of mi... life left in you.
323
00:14:58,868 --> 00:15:01,787
You shouldn't have to
rot away alongside Brad.
324
00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:05,999
Well, it seems pretty
dicey to trust somebody
325
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:08,156
who'd make the choice to cut
their hair like that, but...
326
00:15:08,453 --> 00:15:10,831
you might be right.
327
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:14,053
Maybe there just is
no happy ending for us.
328
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,780
But it's not too late for
you to have your happy ending.
329
00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,417
Do you smell smoke?
330
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:21,897
No.
331
00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:25,067
Oh, God. Okay, all right, run.
332
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,561
Run, this is like Camp
Winnataki all over again.
333
00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:31,074
Go! Go, go, go, go, go.
334
00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:32,781
Amateur.
335
00:15:35,462 --> 00:15:36,744
You're welcome!
336
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:39,861
Hello, there.
337
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,519
I'm a businessman from out of town.
338
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,607
- How are you?
- Uninterested.
339
00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:47,897
Really?
340
00:15:48,444 --> 00:15:52,576
Because, working in business
as I do can get very lonely.
341
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,629
The only thing keeping
me company right now
342
00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:58,013
is my pocket full of cold hard cash.
343
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,807
Well, maybe we can be lonely together.
344
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,069
Seems my night just opened up.
345
00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:13,472
Why's she still talking
to him, what is he saying?
346
00:16:13,592 --> 00:16:14,999
Well, if he's been paying attention,
347
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:16,764
hopefully it's about
having sex for money.
348
00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:20,238
So, you think you wanna have some fun?
349
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,604
And... you know what I mean by "fun?"
350
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,002
I know.
351
00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:25,727
So are you staying nearby?
352
00:16:25,914 --> 00:16:27,400
Just so we're clear,
353
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,031
you only wanna have sex with me
354
00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:31,281
because I'm going to pay you. Right?
355
00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:33,839
Yes. It's 500 for the hour.
356
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,607
Oh, my God. You are a hooker. Guys.
357
00:16:36,727 --> 00:16:39,578
She is a real hooker!
I can't believe it.
358
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,153
I mean, honestly, I didn't think
so, but Ben was so sure of it
359
00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:44,379
and Tucker refused to believe it, wow.
360
00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:47,578
A real life hooker, it
is so nice to meet you.
361
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:50,043
Tucker, what the hell is going on?
362
00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:51,302
Kiki, I am so sorry.
363
00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:54,233
Okay, these idiots are
convinced that you're a hooker,
364
00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:57,199
and I'm just tryin' to prove to
them that you could never do that.
365
00:16:57,222 --> 00:17:00,596
Why not? It's a business,
just like everything else.
366
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,185
- Wait, so you are a hooker?
- Yes.
367
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,955
But I wasn't when I was with you.
368
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,452
I really liked you.
369
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,746
I was hoping that we could
have a real relationship.
370
00:17:10,212 --> 00:17:12,371
Something I don't get very often.
371
00:17:14,086 --> 00:17:15,419
Bye, Tucker.
372
00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:18,188
Yes.
373
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,682
What did I say? I told you guys,
374
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,785
but no, nobody believed
me. I was being ridiculous.
375
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:26,348
Well, who's ridiculous now?
376
00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:29,485
Congratulations, Ben.
377
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,316
You know, just tell me one thing.
378
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:37,068
Were you doing this because you
wanted to be a good friend, or...
379
00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:39,761
just because you wanted to be right?
380
00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:45,693
Oh, I get it, you're just
tryin' to make me feel bad.
381
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,896
Oh, crap, now I feel bad.
382
00:17:55,011 --> 00:17:56,800
I burned most of the evidence.
383
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,792
Not my usual breakup gift,
384
00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:01,100
but the conjugal visit trailer
was booked up for weeks.
385
00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:05,212
- You sure you're ready to do this?
- I am.
386
00:18:05,332 --> 00:18:06,738
Game face, Bonnie.
387
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,562
Stay strong. Stay strong.
388
00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:14,744
- Brad, we need to talk.
- Bonnie, they're gonna keep me
389
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:17,319
- in this cage for years.
- Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
390
00:18:17,352 --> 00:18:20,283
The pain and suffering is
going to be immeasurable.
391
00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:22,139
Well, at least for one of us.
392
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,451
You have to let me go.
393
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,365
I can't let my choices
affect the woman that I love
394
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,206
more than I ever loved myself.
395
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:32,242
Wait. What?
396
00:18:32,848 --> 00:18:36,181
You love me more than you love yourself?
397
00:18:37,109 --> 00:18:39,725
But you love you so much.
398
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:41,501
I know.
399
00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:47,052
And that is why I am
setting you free, Bon-Bon.
400
00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:49,997
Well, there you go,
you wanna share a cab?
401
00:18:50,818 --> 00:18:52,730
No. No, I'm not going anywhere.
402
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:56,697
You are my husband, and I love
you, and I will wait for you.
403
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,417
Even if it takes forever.
404
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,946
Because I love you more
than you love you, too.
405
00:19:07,298 --> 00:19:09,694
That's why you're gonna be
the pride of the family...
406
00:19:10,412 --> 00:19:11,880
the bar is low.
407
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:18,657
Kiki, hey. Thank you so much for coming.
408
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,234
You know, I feel terrible
about how everything went down
409
00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:23,616
between you and Tucker, and
I have a proposition for you.
410
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,257
Not for all the money in the world.
411
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,019
No. No, no, no, no, no, not me.
412
00:19:27,047 --> 00:19:29,033
Although, that sort
of hurts my feelings.
413
00:19:29,999 --> 00:19:30,964
Listen.
414
00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:33,537
I didn't realize how much
Tucker really liked you. So,
415
00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,537
do you think you would
consider calling him and saying
416
00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:36,802
you were just pretending to be a hooker
417
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:37,861
because you knew what we were up to,
418
00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:39,092
and were just messin' with us?
419
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,169
I don't think I'm comfortable lying.
420
00:19:41,325 --> 00:19:42,608
Oh, but you're comfortable with...
421
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,095
Never mind, never mind.
422
00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:45,414
I'll admit to him I was wrong,
423
00:19:45,423 --> 00:19:47,498
and then maybe you guys could
go out a couple more times,
424
00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:49,237
and just break up normally?
425
00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:51,512
I mean, he never makes it
past three dates anyway.
426
00:19:52,715 --> 00:19:54,183
I guess I would be up for that.
427
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:56,294
Really? That's awesome.
428
00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:59,553
Wow. Look at that. A
hooker with a heart of gold.
429
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:02,704
Those don't exist. It's
gonna cost you $500.
430
00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:04,057
Huh.
431
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,440
Cash... best friend.
432
00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:09,912
Cash... best friend.
433
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,032
Ca... This might take a while.
434
00:20:16,655 --> 00:20:18,198
Well, here we are again,
435
00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:20,650
Bad Dad waking you up in the
middle of the night for a snack.
436
00:20:22,762 --> 00:20:23,615
Welcome.
437
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:26,067
Really?
438
00:20:27,111 --> 00:20:29,377
Okay, this is Natalia,
she's a librarian,
439
00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:31,346
she lives in Brooklyn,
originally from Yonkers,
440
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,410
she has a sister named Jody
and a cat named Sprinkle.
441
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:34,779
- Well, what about...
- I don't wanna hear it.
442
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,634
Well, what about Kiki,
didn't she call you?
443
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:39,482
No, why would she do that? I
don't even wanna talk to her.
444
00:20:39,511 --> 00:20:41,317
I kind of got my hands full, man.
445
00:20:43,136 --> 00:20:44,866
Let this be a life lesson, Emma.
446
00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:46,679
Always get a receipt.
447
00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:48,619
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