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I know you're standing behind me.
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Hey. So, did you see my e-mail
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about asking for a water heater
at the district meeting
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so that we can start actually
washing our hands in hot water
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and I can regain the color
in my fingertips?
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Ugh! Get those cold paws out of my face.
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I don't read e-mails before 1:00 p.m.
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Tomorrow is the annual
district budget meeting,
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where schools plead
their case to the school board
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to receive funding, blah, blah, blah.
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But thanks to the golf course,
or should I say thanks to me
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and my black belt in blackmail,
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we actually have what we need
for a change.
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So now we get to ask
for the finer things in life...
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like hot water.
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Look. It's really
not that big of an ask.
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Just one late bus twice a week
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for my Goofballs and the step team.
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- Yes.
- Ava, the kids need two-ply toilet paper.
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And I don't want to say why,
but we all know why.
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Okay. No. Ava. Some of the
kids, they've never seen a live fish,
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so we need to a-carry-them
to the aquarium.
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Yeah, but you're wasting your time.
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Yeah. School board
says "no" to everything.
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Sometimes there's a school
they say yes to.
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Remember when they gave Franklin West
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all those double-sided erasers?
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That was huge.
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- The Great Erasening...
- Mm-hmm.
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It's a crapshoot.
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You never know what's
gonna get them to say yes.
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Well, this year,
my presentation is on point,
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so I'm asking for all of it.
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I did the Ed Talk for them,
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and whilst doing
that very gracious favor
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that they owe me for,
I learned how to speak
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fluent District.
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Mm! "Equity. Action item."
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Hm.
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"Deliverables.
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Academic rigor. KPIs."
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What the hell's a KPI?
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Let's "circle back" on that.
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- Ohh!
- Impressive.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oh, are you two lovebirds
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making plans for the holiday tomorrow?
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Oh. T-Tomorrow. What is tomorrow?
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Is it President's Day?
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Hm. What's tomorrow, Gregory?
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You know, I'm not sure,
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but you tryin' to kick it, my guy?
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I don't know. It's an
ordinary day to me, playboy.
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We're kidding.
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Yeah, we know it's Valentine's Day.
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Didn't buy tickets.
Don't want to see the show.
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Well, it's our first Valentine's Day
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together as a couple.
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We usually go hard for our holidays.
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But for some reason,
the school board decided
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to schedule the district budget
meeting on the same day.
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Yeah, and we're gonna be exhausted,
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so we figured we'd just chill
at my place for V-Day.
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- Watch a nice rom-com.
- Yeah. Low stakes.
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No steaks. Although,
I would like a burger.
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We can get you a burger.
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Aww.
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He's such a provider.
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So, what improvements to society
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did the second Industrial
Revolution bring about?
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RJ, hit me.
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Better ways of communicating.
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Yes! Great!
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Also tech advances. Railroad expansion.
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Are you crying?
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Um, have a great rest
of your day, everyone.
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Hey, Mr. C. That's cool
you started a club for RJ.
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Well, thank you, Andrew.
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But I want a club for me.
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Yeah. RJ's not the only one
with problems at home.
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I want a club, too.
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Okay. That's alarming, but fair.
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Um, well, w-what are you interested in?
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Gardening, hopefully.
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I don't know. You tell me.
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Isn't that, like, your job
to figure out what I like?
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No. My job is to teach history.
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That's your whole job?
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I will see what I can do.
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Then get on it.
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Chop chop, bitch.
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What did I say about calling me bitch?
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- Shh...
- Alright.
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District bingo, anyone?
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- Yes.
- The boxes contain
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district platitudes
and Abbott certainties.
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Oh.
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"We'll do our best to accommodate."
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Yeah, you really nailed
that district B.S.
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Just reading it makes me want
to slap the hell out of somebody.
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Oh. "Melissa threatens violence."
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Hey. I've got that.
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- I got one.
- Yeah.
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Ohh! Hey, yo!
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Watch it, Stick Stickly!
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What are you looking at, SpongeBob?
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- Ohh!
- Hey. Hey!
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He was teacher of the year.
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Not last year, but, like,
a couple years ago.
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- Yeah.
- Can it, Tommy Pickles!
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- Oh, my God!
- Okay.
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Why does she watch so much Nickelodeon?
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Oof. It is tense in here.
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Uh-oh! The Big Teagues!
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Hey, Manny.
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It's Gregory Eddie!
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I hear you two are an item now.
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I love that. You have my blessing.
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Ohh.
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Jacob Hill! Come on, man!
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Mrs. Howard.
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- Ms. Schemmenti.
- Oh, this is gonna take forever.
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Um, I'm gonna go get
a smoothie from next door.
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Okay. Can you get me an "Apple
A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"?
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Oh, and get me one
of the strawberry ones
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with the coco puffs.
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- Cacao nibs.
- Right.
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Yeah.
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Crystal Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Riley!
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Ohh!
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Oh! well, well, well! Look who's here!
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- Well.
- Hey, soror.
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You sound surprised for
someone who just texted me,
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"See you soon, soror,"
but, okay. Hey, girl.
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Mwah! Mwah!
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Enough with the pleasantries.
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I am clocked in at
the locked-in factory,
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and I'm about to take all
of the district's money
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for Liberty Rings.
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Well, how will you get anything
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when I'm gonna get it all for Abbott?
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Make it make sense.
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Honestly, truly,
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I am rooting for you.
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I sincerely hope there's something left
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for dusty old Abbott after I go...
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seventh.
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That's right.
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That's right. We got the best spot.
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Lucky number seven,
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the one right before
the 15-minute break.
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They always throw someone
a bone in that spot...
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so that people will come back
with a little bit of hope.
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Well, I don't need hope
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because I'm locked in
at the clock factory.
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And guess what. There's no key.
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Attention. What?
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The meeting is starting in one minute.
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- Oh! Alright.
- Let's go.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hold on.
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I got a voice note from Gregory.
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Might be a smoothie emergency.
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Because you know what?
I'm not allergic to apple.
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Bye.
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But I've kind of got this
thing where my tongue...
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Hey, so, the smoothie
you ordered has a different name.
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What was in it again? You know what?
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Never mind. I'll just, uh...
I'll surprise you.
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I gotta go. I'm up. Okay.
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I love you...
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Did he just tell me
he loves me for the first time?!
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In a voice note?
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So if you could please consider
our request for windows.
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I miss the sunlight,
and the children do, too.
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We'll have to examine that.
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- Ava Cole...
- Stop.
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I heard Liberty Rings
got the seventh spot
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even though I volunteered
to do that Ed Talk,
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not out of the kindness of my heart.
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Look, the district really
appreciated that talk,
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and we know that it's been a while
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since Abbott's walked out
with anything at these meetings,
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so, between you and me,
the superintendent
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set aside a nice chunk of money for you.
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You could sleepwalk up there
and wake up with a bag.
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Possibly get some textbooks
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that make it past the Civil Rights Era.
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I feel like it might help with some of
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the racial tension in the school.
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We'll take a look at that.
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Ha! "We'll take a look at that." Got it.
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Are you cheating?
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How am I cheating? You made these.
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You know, people say
you can't be good at bingo.
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Tell that to my cards.
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What are you smiling about?
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Well...
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Hm...
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Ohh! Hello.
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Hi. Oh, my God. What, this?
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Call me Scrappy-Doo 'cause
I got a mystery on my hands.
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Do you mind listening to this voice note
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that Gregory left me while
he was getting smoothies
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and tell me what you think
he says at the end?
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- Okay.
- Gotta go. I'm up.
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Okay. I love you...
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Sounds to me like
he said, "I love food."
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Mm-hmm.
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Sure. Yeah. For sure.
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Um, it just... I thought
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it sounded like he said, "I love you,"
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but that'd be weird
to say for the first time
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in a voice note, right?
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Yeah, that would definitely be weird.
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Although, that young man
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notoriously does not love food.
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No, he doesn't.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Right?
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Maybe he said, "I love boots."
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What kind of footwear does he sport?
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Um, I'm trying to think,
but I-I honestly can't
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remember anything
about him below the knees.
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- Ooh! That reminds me!
- What?
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- Oh-oh-oh!
- What?
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"Janine needs help
with something silly."
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Ha! I got the corners, baby! Yes!
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Right. If we could focus on this.
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I just want to know what you think.
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- Oh. Hello, ladies. You don't know me.
- Hi.
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But would you mind
weighing in on a voice note?
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Of course, we don't need sporks,
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but it doesn't hurt to ask.
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Or I guess it does.
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"Principal cries."
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Yeah, people are really
starting to lose it.
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And I'm not gonna lie...
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it feels good to not
have to worry this year.
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I know. I can't believe Manny told Ava
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- that they set aside money for us.
- I know.
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You know, I was actually
thinking about asking Ava
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if we could request money
for more clubs.
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What do we need more clubs for?
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You and Gregory got big plans
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to help two to six more students?
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Actually, yesterday, some of the kids,
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they were asking me if I could help them
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find something they're passionate about,
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you know, kind of like I did with RJ.
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Okay. So who's gonna
run all these clubs? You?
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That's like another full-time job
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on top of your already full-time job.
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It's like an overtime job.
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- It's too many jobs!
- Yeah, I...
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Please! We must have absolute silence
255
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and be respectful to the people here.
256
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Request denied.
257
00:09:10,098 --> 00:09:14,370
Next up, looks like we have
Liberty Rings Elementary.
258
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Excuse me.
259
00:09:18,108 --> 00:09:19,592
Hm. Ah.
260
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Watch and learn, soror.
261
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,298
Good luck, babe!
262
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,917
You know, I always thought
he would tell me he loved me,
263
00:09:28,918 --> 00:09:30,519
like, using a plant or something.
264
00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,955
But using his words?
H-He's such a wild card.
265
00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:35,224
Did you happen to catch anyone
saying "low-hanging fruit"?
266
00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:36,608
It's a critical square.
267
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,077
- No.
- Okay.
268
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,046
So, apparently they
changed all the names
269
00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,549
for Valentine's Day, so
hopefully I got this right.
270
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,801
- Here is your "Apple Of My Eye."
- Thank you.
271
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,737
Here is your strawberry and cacao nib
272
00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:52,342
"I Love You" with
extra love, a.k.a. nibs.
273
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,861
Um, aren't those festive names!
274
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,797
More like confusing. Took
me a second to realize
275
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,850
"Be Still My Beeting Heart"
was my go-to.
276
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,119
Ironically the opposite of
what beets do for the heart.
277
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,321
Yeah. No. Super confusing.
278
00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,925
Yeah.
279
00:10:10,764 --> 00:10:13,045
Oh. Hey. You're full-time now?
280
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,913
For almost a year. We were just venting
281
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,316
- about how terrible the district is.
- Yeah.
282
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,101
Seems like nobody gets what they want.
283
00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:22,070
Seriously. Five years ago,
our school's roof caved in.
284
00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:23,772
Instead of fixing it,
they had a counselor
285
00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,174
come in once a week to deal with
286
00:10:25,175 --> 00:10:27,426
the emotional burden
of not having a roof.
287
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,329
Apparently, they were like, "I
know you feel a dank draft, kid,
288
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,065
but how does that dank draft
make you feel?"
289
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,083
Uh, dank! The hell?!
290
00:10:35,084 --> 00:10:37,052
Yeah. Wow. That's... That's interesting.
291
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,488
Wait. So the counselor came once a week?
292
00:10:39,489 --> 00:10:40,989
Our school turned into a drop-top.
293
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:42,191
That's what you're focused on?
294
00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:44,576
No. Yeah. That is... Pfft. That is wild.
295
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,980
District sucks!
296
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,581
Sorry.
297
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,534
So, with that, I ask the board
298
00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:55,804
to grant us these basic necessities.
299
00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:57,539
And to quote Amanda Gorman,
300
00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:00,425
"For there is always light
301
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,962
if only we're brave enough to see it...
302
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:08,317
if only we are brave enough to be it."
303
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,887
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, wasn't that lovely?
304
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,056
- That was good.
- Corny ass.
305
00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:17,143
Hm. That was an impressive presentation.
306
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,848
But... highly unlikely.
307
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,716
We'll circle back.
308
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,502
Let's reconvene in 15 minutes.
309
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:29,371
Oof. Wow.
310
00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:31,573
"Highly unlikely"
and"we'll circle back."
311
00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:33,625
- That's a double whammy.
- Yeah.
312
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,928
And also double squares. I'm one away.
313
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,996
- One away!
- You got one?
314
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,866
Hey. So, about that counselor
that you mentioned.
315
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,953
Oh, my G... You know, you
Abbott people are weird.
316
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,089
All the teachers talk about it.
317
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:49,791
Right. Right. Well... Unh!
318
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,744
Anyways, um, can you tell me
more about, like, how it works?
319
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,480
She comes once a week, which is nowhere
320
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,349
near enough to get anything real done.
321
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,067
The line is always out the door.
322
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:01,403
And the district would
never pay for more days.
323
00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:04,172
Yeah. That's, um...
324
00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:06,458
Awesome! Good talk!
325
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,194
Liberty Rings got smoked!
326
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,464
I'm gonna go kick Crystal
while she's down.
327
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,299
I'm really sorry, but it's okay.
328
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,784
We will get them next year.
329
00:12:15,785 --> 00:12:18,453
That's what we've been saying
for the last three years.
330
00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:20,689
- I know. I'm trying to stay positive.
- They are up there
331
00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:22,962
hoarding resources
332
00:12:22,987 --> 00:12:24,852
while our kids are sharing books,
333
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,980
taking turns doing the homework.
334
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,015
I don't know how I'm gonna
go back into the school
335
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,701
and tell everybody I didn't
get anything for the kids.
336
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,338
I just... I really thought
we had it this time.
337
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,692
If it helps, you know,
no one really got anything.
338
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,562
Watch out for the Ava-lanche
rolling through,
339
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:47,065
getting resources, knocking down houses.
340
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,451
Come on!
341
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:54,289
Hm. You know what I love?
342
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,008
I don't use this word often.
343
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,143
I love when they add
just a pinch of salt
344
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,045
to balance out the flavors.
345
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,114
- God. I just love that.
- You love that.
346
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,782
That's great. That's good stuff!
347
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,767
There you are! Hey.
348
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:08,136
What do you think about
asking Ava for a counselor?
349
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,138
Oh. Is this instead of your request
350
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:11,740
for a Pan-African flag?
351
00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:13,558
Well, in an ideal world,
we would get both,
352
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,127
but, yes, yes.
353
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,796
I really think a counselor,
like, 2 or 3 times a week,
354
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,531
you know, giving
individualized attention,
355
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,117
it could change the trajectory
of some of our students' lives.
356
00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:24,653
I mean, don't you think
that's worth pursuing?
357
00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:26,788
I mean, I could use some
support with the Goofballs.
358
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:29,424
I know they look up to me, but I
don't have all the answers they need.
359
00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:31,343
The world is so different
from when I was a kid.
360
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,545
Yeah. The older girls
who come talk to me,
361
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,580
they got some real stuff
they're dealing with,
362
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,333
and I don't know what half
the words they're saying mean.
363
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,534
Gyatt?
364
00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:41,269
See? Melissa gyatts it.
365
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,205
No. Just... No.
366
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,007
Yeah, but a counselor
that many times a week
367
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,893
would be almost as expensive
as our entire list,
368
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,161
so Ava's not gonna go for that.
369
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,263
- Yeah. No. She'd kill you.
- Yeah.
370
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,798
Maybe we'll get lucky next year.
371
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,933
Guys, guys, so much
can happen in a year.
372
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,686
Haven't you seen "Rent"? Okay?
We can't sit on our hands.
373
00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,254
This... This is our year.
374
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,922
I'm sorry, man, but
I just don't know what else
375
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,290
we could do at this point.
376
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,776
Well, on the bright side,
we can all mark off
377
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,212
"Jacob gives an impassioned speech."
378
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,814
Oh, yeah. Nice. Okay.
379
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,916
I already marked mine when
I was still set on the flag
380
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,802
and I was explaining what the
colors black, green, and red represent.
381
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:16,571
- Was it to a Black person?
- Yes.
382
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:19,141
Barb, you should have put
"Jacob explains an element
383
00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:20,525
of Black culture" on here.
384
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,995
Maybe next time.
385
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,498
Hey. Ava.
386
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,083
Jacob, not now.
387
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,551
No. Totally. But, um...
388
00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:31,453
Oh, hey, actually, do you think, um,
389
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,622
I could give the presentation for you?
390
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,108
I would love some face time
with the district.
391
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,878
And, uh, it's in the bag,
right? So what's the harm?
392
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,880
Before we hear from the next school,
393
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,416
a reminder... get to the point.
394
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,435
Less pomp, no circumstance.
395
00:14:46,436 --> 00:14:47,904
Okay?
396
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,373
Yeah. Go ahead.
397
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,974
- Wait. Really?
- Yeah.
398
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,459
They said we could sleepwalk
up there and get the money,
399
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,762
so march your squirrel ass up there
400
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,597
and go get our nut.
401
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,198
Okay.
402
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,350
It doesn't even matter
what you say up there
403
00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:05,087
or what you need
or how much you prepare.
404
00:15:05,088 --> 00:15:07,989
Just how much the district
decides they like you that year.
405
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,843
Next up, Abbott Elementary.
406
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,100
Hello. distinguished
school-board members.
407
00:15:18,101 --> 00:15:19,601
My name is Jacob Hill,
408
00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:22,070
and I am a teacher at Abbott Elementary.
409
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:25,006
Um...
410
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,925
I'm gonna cut to the point.
411
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,994
We don't need currently
412
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,529
some of the material things
413
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,631
that the other schools
are asking for today.
414
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,966
The students at our school
are each facing issues
415
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,785
outside of the classroom,
416
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:40,589
and these things are impacting
their lives in school.
417
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:44,176
Now, we do our best, but as teachers,
418
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,211
we just don't have the
bandwidth to give them
419
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,580
the one-on-one attention that they need.
420
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,081
So I am asking for Abbott
421
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,968
to get a counselor three days a week.
422
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,405
That is a very big ask.
423
00:15:57,406 --> 00:16:00,425
It would be our entire request.
424
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,494
Oh.
425
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,197
Then it's granted.
426
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,998
Oh, no. Ava's gonna kill him.
427
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,984
I can't look. I can't look.
428
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:11,920
Ohh. You have love for the boy.
429
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:14,556
I have love for the rent
he pays me, Barb.
430
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,641
A counselor? I love that for you,
431
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,744
But you're leaving, like,
25 grand on the table.
432
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,780
And your generosity. Yeah.
433
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,815
I guess I didn't even
really need these cards.
434
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,535
Um, wow. And you all look fantastic.
435
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:29,437
So, again, just thank you. Yeah.
436
00:16:29,438 --> 00:16:31,774
Why?!
437
00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:33,805
Um...
438
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:41,333
Actually, Abbott has another request.
439
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,919
Proceed. We would also like to ask
440
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,154
for computers, new history books,
441
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:48,857
and we could use
some discretionary funds.
442
00:16:48,858 --> 00:16:51,810
Approved. Can we move on now?
443
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,445
Of course. But one more thing.
444
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,648
Oh, my God! Sit down!
445
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,999
I'm gonna need for those things
446
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,101
to be divided between
the three Title I schools
447
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,271
that came before us and were denied.
448
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,073
Oh. My bad.
449
00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:08,293
And now I'm done. Thank you.
450
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,196
Fine. We'll divide it
amongst the schools.
451
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,698
Which we would have done eventually.
452
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,050
You were just putting a pin in it.
453
00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:18,653
I knew y'all would circle back
after you ran it up the flagpole.
454
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:20,289
KPI.
455
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:24,076
Yeah! Whoo!
456
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,934
I should have known
457
00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:34,769
you'd pull out some theatrics.
458
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:38,440
Well, the spotlight finds me.
I don't go looking for it.
459
00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:42,727
But thank you.
For what you did in there.
460
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,929
Of course.
461
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,964
But when you kill it as hard as I do,
462
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,565
it's easy to share the wealth.
463
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,984
I just want others to experience
464
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,353
what I experience on a daily basis.
465
00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:53,555
- Well, I appreciate it.
- Hm.
466
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,624
Although, I did find it so interesting
467
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,042
what your teacher said
468
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,212
about Abbott already
having material things.
469
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,782
Bye, girl.
470
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:07,621
Mwah!
471
00:18:09,411 --> 00:18:11,145
That was incredible.
472
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,802
Jacob, you lied to me.
Interesting choice.
473
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,662
You know, ever since I did
a nice thing 10 minutes ago,
474
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:21,366
I've been looking for
a new person to destroy,
475
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,818
to restore order.
476
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:26,921
Ava, none of that was on my bingo card.
477
00:18:26,922 --> 00:18:28,857
This has a whiff of a long con
478
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,042
of which we do not yet know
the ramifications.
479
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,712
Why do y'all act like I can't do
something nice every once in a while?
480
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,414
I've told you since the
beginning, I had this covered.
481
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,166
Abbott Elemen!
482
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,068
So, hey. That was awesome in there.
483
00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:41,703
Very cool, very rad.
484
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:45,640
But the school board is super pissed.
485
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,692
Like, I've never seen them
this mad before.
486
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,729
So I would mind your
P's and Q's going forward
487
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,899
because they're about to be on yo' ass.
488
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,818
Hey.
489
00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:59,789
The school board.
490
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:02,791
Pretty cool move by Ava.
491
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,442
- Mm-hmm.
- I kind of loved it.
492
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,979
Ohh! Gah! What don't you love, Gregory?
493
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,216
Okay. What's going on?
494
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,801
Am I missing something?
495
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:17,906
I'll surprise you. I gotta go. I'm up.
496
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,842
Okay. I love you...
497
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,962
I see.
498
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,197
I know you were just
ordering a special smoothie,
499
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,416
but I kind of...
500
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,586
I thought that you said
you loved me, so...
501
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,457
- 'Cause I did.
- It's just a loaded drink name, but...
502
00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:39,844
Wait. What?
503
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,547
Yeah, I wasn't ordering
when I said that.
504
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:46,368
I said, "I love you," to you.
505
00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:48,937
Must have just slipped out.
506
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:49,972
Oh.
507
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,558
But it was an accident.
508
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,826
Yeah...
509
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,795
but it slipped out
510
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,831
because that's how I feel.
511
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,085
I think it all the time.
512
00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:05,553
I was gonna say it tonight over dinner,
513
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:08,157
but apparently I couldn't wait.
514
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,378
Because I love you.
515
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,516
Sick, sick, sick!
516
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:23,838
I love you, too.
517
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,480
- Do you want to go to Bone Town?
- Hell yeah.
518
00:20:49,007 --> 00:20:50,942
Welcome back. Let's get settled.
519
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:53,978
Next up on the agenda, public comment.
520
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,070
First up, we have...
521
00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:59,407
I can't make out the first name,
but the last name is Johnson.
522
00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:01,426
Greetings, board.
523
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,028
Sister Sloss. Looking good.
524
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,363
I'd like to file a motion
525
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:08,416
that the district give me
$50 and a sandwich.
526
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:11,286
- Yes! Bingo!
- Oh, come on!
527
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:14,389
"Mr. Johnson says some Mr. Nonsense!"
528
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:15,924
Damn it! You gotta be kidding me!
529
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,442
How am I bad at bingo?
530
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,544
- Request denied.
- Okay, then.
531
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,340
Just give me the $50,
and I'll starve to death.
532
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:26,414
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