All language subtitles for last-night-on-earth-2024

I saw one.

There's another one.

Mom, did you see it?

Come here, buddy.

Your hot chocolate is getting cold.

Why is mom so sad?

She's tired.

There you go.

There's extra marshmallows.

Arms up.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Hi.

Hi.

You OK?

Mmm-mhm.

You haven't worn this since...

Does it bother you?

Not if it makes you feel better.

Does it?

Come on.

We're going to miss the sunrise.

Mmm-mhm.

We'll see the sunset.

Here you go.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Mhm, sweet.

Is it too much?

No.

It's good.

I like it.

I wish we had more time here.

Why?

Would it change anything?

There's always going to be
a last day, last minute,

last hour.

Just not ready to go is all.

I have something for you.

Mhm?

Yeah, I've been saving it
for this moment.

What?

No card?

Homer doesn't make one.

Sorry.

These were my favorite when I was a kid.

I know.

Your sister told me.

Are they good?

Well, it depends.

Do you like overprocessed junk food

coated in sugar empty
calories and absolutely zero

nutritional value.

You're really selling it.

Mm-mhm.

They're fucking delicious.

One for me.

One for you.

Cheers.

Cheers.

You know this goes against
everything I stand for.

Mmm-mhm.

Mhm.

No, no.

Even in times like this, I'm going

to go ahead and draw the line.

Times like this?

Hey, if you still want to go
see your mom, we can make it.

There's time.

No.

We said everything we
need to say to each other.

It's like you got all these
years of therapy and then...

OK.

Oops.

Oops.

Now is not the time to be shy.

Really?

Old habits die hard.

Statements from White House officials

are expected later this afternoon.

Though it was unclear if
there was any new information

that the administration was prepared

to share until the
president had confirmed...

What's his name again?

Chad.

Chad?

Or maybe it's Tad.

Tad?

Tad's a name?

I think so.

OK.

Hey, you made it.

Oh!

Hey, girl.

It's good to see you.

These are for you.

Hey, you.

Hi.

Hi.

Here you go.

Merci.

Yeah, of course.

How's the... the new beau?

What can I say.

I swiped right.

He swiped right.

Voila, it's a modern love story.

Ooh, speak of the devil.

This is Holly and Ryan.

Guys, this is Brad.

Brad.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi, Brad.

Nice to meet you, bro.

Pleasure.

Hi.

So nice to meet you.

I've heard so much about you.

Oh, thanks, I think.

All good things.

Oh, good.

What a relief.

OK, so drinks?

Yes, please.

Red or white?

Brown?

Make that two.

Brown it is.

You want to...

OK.

My gosh, this place is amazing.

Where did you find it?

Pauline tells me you're a writer.

Anything I would have read?

Well, that depends on how interested you

are in behavioral economics.

Not very.

Sorry.

What about you?

Aerospace research

Aerospace research.

Yeah, you went on cool factor alone.

Yeah, it's just my vague
yet slightly mysterious

way of saying I work for
a defense contractor.

What do you do exactly?

Research.

Research.

That's all I'm going to get out of you?

I'm afraid so.

Sorry.

That's cool.

Dude, if you're in Space Force, I'm

going to be your best friend.

Nothing that cool.

I hate to disappoint.

Here, babe.

Thank you.

Brown for you.

Pink for us.

Cheers.

Cheers!

To Space Force.

Everything OK?

It's work.

Sorry, I got to take this.

Now?

They call, I answer.

I'm so sorry.

That'll be the last I see of him.

I swear for the past couple
of days he's been on his phone

24/7.

Anyways, let me show you around.

Yes, of course.

Do you remember this one?

Can't believe you actually talked to me

into wearing that thing.

Ooh!

I thought you deleted that one.

No way.

It's probably better like that.

Love it.

So cute.

We've had a good life.

Yeah, we have.

Hey.

Hey, girl.

What's your name?

Roxy.

Hi.

Where'd you come from?

Ryan, look.

Hello.

Anybody here?

Still warm.

Ryan?

Holly!

How'd they do it?

Pills.

Holly, don't.

Roxy, here, here.

Do you want more?

Good, girl.

You want more?

You want more?

You want more?

You want more?

Roxy?

Roxy?

Roxy?

Roxy?

Roxy?

Where'd she go?

Oh, she's so excited to see you.

Aww!

Roxy?

Hey, there.

Hello.

Is she yours?

We found her up on the trail back there.

Roxy, no, no.

She belongs to the Blackburns.

Name's Carla, and these are my
grandkids, Miriam and Joshua.

I'm Ryan, and this is my wife Holly.

Hi.

Hi.

So the Blackburns are they
the family back that way?

Yes, Chris and Vicki and their boy Jonah.

Are they with you?

No.

I see.

Please.

Kids, this is Ryan and Holly.

Hi, guys.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

How are you doing?

They just came from the Blackburn's camp,

and well, the Blackburns have
decided to go back to the Lord.

They're with Christ now.

Yes.

Would you say a prayer with us?

Sure.

OK, let's bow our heads.

Dear Heavenly Father, please
accept Chris and Vicki and Jonah

back into your kingdom.

Forgive them for what they have
done for these are trying times.

May their souls bask in
your eternal light and mercy

in Jesus name, Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Well, we should get going here so...

Don't you want to stay and meet the others?

Others?

Oh, there's a whole mess of us.

We started out with just two families.

But when the Brants and the Taylors

joined us last week, well,
that makes us about 20.

Never a dull moment, I can tell you.

So what do you say?

Stay and have lunch with us.

We...

You know we would love to, but I
think we're going to head back.

I'm sorry.

But what you said about
that family was very nice.

They were God-fearing people, but we all

have our breaking point.

If you want to go back, I understand.

It's OK.

If I want to pray, I can do it on my own.

Or maybe you could even do it with me.

Nice try, babe.

I'm sorry.

You can't blame a girl.

It's just your eternal
soul we're talking about.

My eternal soul is just fine.

Thank you very much.

Ooh!

Champagne is cold, if you want it.

Save it.

If you say so.

Cheeky.

Oh-oh.

Babe, can I get another refill, please?

Ryan?

Your wife's losing her buzz.

Oh, right.

Thank you.

You leaving?

Are you OK, man?

Tell Pauline I'll call her later.

I got to go.

Jesus!

So what do you think of him?

Chad?

Brad.

Brad.

Yes, Brad.

He seems great.

A little square, but
maybe that's good for you.

So you're saying I'm a basket because I

need some stability in my life.

I didn't say it.

You said.

Nice.

You OK?

Yeah, Brad he just left.

He did what?

This better be him.

Oh, my God.

It just can't be, right?

What... what's going on?

We are just now getting breaking news out

of Washington where officials
from the White House, NASA,

and the Pentagon are preparing to go live

with a joint statement
regarding the recent discovery

of a potentially catastrophic asteroid.

I... I hate you.

That was great.

You're the worst.

Piranha.

Hey, how are you?

I told you about the piranhas.

You're so annoying.

Just carry me.

Mmh.

Woo!

Woo!

Hot damn!

That was awesome.

Oh, my God.

How did you know weren't any rocks?

I didn't.

Hey, uh, do y'all mind if we post up here?

Go ahead.

Are you sure?

We don't want to be in your way.

I mean, it's just look at this view.

Yeah, we know.

It's OK.

Come on, baby.

We'll go somewhere else.

No, stay.

Stay.

Really we were just about to leave.

Nothing's biting, anyway.

Mind if I try?

Be my guest.

All right.

Hey, you let us know where you're staying,

and we'll bring it right back to you.

That's cool, man.

You can keep it.

Oh, you guys are so nice.

Thank you.

This too.

Oh, all right.

Hey, I'm Gene Wilson.

This is Gabriela.

Call me Gabby.

I'm Ryan, Holly, and that there is Roxy.

Nice.

Sort of makes you appreciate it, you know.

Like, there's something bigger out there.

Makes you feel alive.

I guess it does.

How long have you all been out here?

A couple of months.

Yeah, we just got here.

We tried to stay in the city, but things

were getting a little cuckoo.

Is it that bad?

It was the right time to leave.

Yeah, we would have left
sooner, but we had a few things

to cross off our list.

All right.

Well, it was nice to meet you guys.

You all stay safe.

You do the same.

Bye.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

Bye.

Thank you.

Knock, knock.

Hi.

Hope y'all don't mind us coming
up on y'all like this, but well,

we followed the trail.

And it actually wasn't that hard.

So you guys hungry?

Good food and good women.

It's hard to complain, am I right?

Well, things definitely could be worse.

Now, that's funny.

You sure look like what you're doing.

You serve?

What like the military?

Yeah.

No.

No, I'm a... I'm a writer.

Really?

Could have fooled me.

How about yourself?

Me?

God, no.

Software engineer.

Well, I used to be but...

Software?

Really?

Believe it or not, I used
to have hands like a baby.

But a lot can change real quick.

So you guys been together long?

Next week will be five years.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, me and Gene have only
been together like two months,

but it just feels right.

It feels like we're the same person.

You're lucky you found someone.

Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine
being alone right now.

OK.

Oh, well, another one bites the dust.

Oh, my God, guys, that was so good.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was great.

Another one?

Thank you so much.

Oh, no, I think we've reached
our limit of daydrinking,

probably.

Oh, don't tell me you're worried
about getting a hangover.

I think we're just going to
lay low for a little while.

Oh, I get it.

Yeah, Gabby and I have a
little laying low to do too.

Oh!

All right, all right, all right, we're

going to get out of your hair.

But I want to thank you kindly
for breaking bread with us.

It means a lot.

Absolutely, and thank
you again for the fish.

Man, that was amazing.

Thank you.

We're just happy we can meet
some decent folks, finally.

I can't imagine what some
people have been like.

So all right, take it easy.

All right, you do the same.

Well, there goes the neighborhood.

Mom, yeah, yeah, we just saw.

It's OK.

I'm with Ryan.

I'm with Ryan.

Come on.

Let's go.

Mom, I don't... we know as much as you do.

Mom?

Mom?

Fuck!

Keeps dropping.

Keep trying.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

Shit!

Oh, my God!

Yeah!

Woo!

Hello?

Anyone here?

Maybe they're gone already.

Where would they go?

I don't know.

Hey, guys.

Did you... did you come here by yourselves?

Grandma said to invite
you to come to dinner.

Oh, well, that's so nice of her, but just

tell her that we're going to
spend the evening together.

We're making cheeseburgers, and grandma's

going to let us have as
much ice cream as we want.

She'd never let us do that back home.

Wow!

Yeah.

Unlimited ice cream, huh?

Well, that's a hard invitation to pass up.

Can you just tell her
thank you for us, please?

OK.

Goodbye, Ryan.

Bye.

Bye, Holly.

Bye.

What happened?

My mom wants us to come home.

It's not a good idea.

But if it's important to you.

Would it be safe?

I don't know.

Probably not.

Let's stay here then.

There's this song I used to have on repeat.

The girl singer says to the
guy, I wish I found you sooner,

so I could have loved you longer.

And that's how I feel.

Raven hair

Aspen eyes

Flicker fire

I wish I found you sooner I
could have loved you longer

Long black car

Cool green grass

Sullen choir

I wish I found you sooner I
could have loved you longer

May I?

Be my guest.

NASA and the ESA both confirm Mazzik

will hit the Earth on October
14th just before midnight.

That's just a few months from now.

I thought we were supposed to
see these things coming years

in advance?

Normally, yes.

But in this case, we think
two larger bodies orbiting

in the Kuiper Belt struck
each other and broke apart.

The resulting collision diverted one

of those pieces towards Earth.

But there's still a chance
it misses us, right?

I mean, I've heard some people
say we are overreacting.

There's always a chance.

But we've got to be honest with ourselves.

Mazzik is three times
the size of the asteroid

that wiped out the dinosaurs.

This is an extinction level event.

What should people expect?

I know it's not any consolation,
but in the hours leading up

to it, there will be
millions of smaller meteors

that precede Mazzik burning
out in the atmosphere

turning the sky into a
spectacular light show.

Unfortunately, it'll also
be the last thing any of us

will ever see.

So that's it.

Two rocks randomly collide
150 million miles from Earth,

and I just wasted a grand
on a gym membership.

We'll never have to clean the oven again.

We won't have to go to
your cousin's wedding.

And we'll never have to probably...

Oh, my God.

Going for the essentials, I see.

Who says a good cab isn't an essential.

Well, in that case...

Brad?

Hey.

Ryan.

We met at Pauline's on the
night we all found out.

Right.

Sorry.

How is she?

She's good.

Yeah, she went to be with her family.

Good.

That's good.

I'm glad.

I got to go.

Wait up.

Hey, they're saying
there's nothing we can do.

You work for the government, right?

They are doing something, aren't we?

Something they're not telling us about?

Look, if you want my
advice get out of the city

before this gets really bad.

Because this... this is nothing.

Good luck.

And what do they do?

They give it a terrifying name
straight out of the Bible.

Mazzik, the destroyer.

Ooh, scary.

But guess what?

Not everyone's trembling under the covers

while the globalists are
chipping away at your rights one

by one.

Look around you.

Open your eyes.

This is exactly what they want.

Panic on the streets, financial
institutions in ruins.

Society breaking down.

Now, look, folks, I'm not
saying 1014 is a hoax.

I believe in science as
much as the next guy.

But what I'm saying is
there's no chance it hits us.

It's all a big scare job so
they can take away your guns,

suspend habeas corpus, and put us

all at the mercy of the deep state.

Wow, you are really good at that.

Hi.

Hi.

I didn't know y'all had a gun.

Well, we don't exactly advertise it.

Gosh, you have so many bullets.

I bet you have a whole bunch of guns.

Just the one.

Well, one's all you need, right?

Can I help you with something?

Yeah.

Gene and I were hoping that you
guys had an extra bottle or two

you could spare.

Where is Gene?

He's back at our camp.

He's got this... this whole
thing planned out for later.

Thing?

Yeah.

Gene doesn't like to talk about it,

but he's been looking
forward to this for months.

Do you ever have to use that?

No.

But I bey you would if you had to.

I guess, I would.

I think it's sexy when a man
can take care of what's his.

You have really strong hands.

It's OK.

Gene won't mind.

Don't.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Babe, it's getting a little chilly out.

Don't want you to catch a cold.

Did you forget something?

I was just saying we were hoping
you guys had some extra booze.

Gene and I didn't exactly ration too well.

Mh, I think we have something.

Right, babe?

There's something lying around.

We're not picky.

We'll take whatever you got.

Yeah, I'll go see what we got.

Honey?

If you want her, I'm not going to stop you.

What?

I can see the appeal.

Where is this coming from?

I just... I don't want you
to think that you missed out

on anything.

Missed out on what?

Sleeping with some person I've never

met just for the fun of it?

Why?

Do you want to sleep with him?

No, of course, not.

Holly, it's just and me, OK?

That's it.

None of this matters.

Anything else?

Oh, my God, this is perfect.

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So tell us more about this thing
Gene's got planned for later?

Oh, it's just some stuff
we've always wanted to do.

It's not like we're going to get
another chance to really go wild

without anyone judging us so...

Sounds kind of sinister.

No, I mean, Gene is such a choir boy.

You wouldn't know it
just from looking at him,

but he's actually super square.

Well, I hope you guys have a blast.

Oh, my God, you're so funny.

I mean, who knows we might
see each other before...

You know.

I doubt it.

OK.

Bye.

Fuck me like it's the end of the world.

Department of Justice
reports a fivefold increase

in violent crimes in major
cities across the country.

As 1014 approaches, officials worry

the trend will only worsen as
thousands of first responders

resign or simply fail to report to work.

Urgent pleas by politicians,
including by the president

seem to be falling on deaf ears,
and people are increasingly

taking their security into their own hands.

As all humankind continues to come

to grips with these shocking news,

governments around the world are struggling

to maintain law and order.

Holly?

Babe, you home?

Shit!

Holly!

Holly!

Open the door, Holly.

Holly, please open the door.

Holly?

Hey, baby.

Stay with me, OK.

I'm here.

Holly, wake up.

911, what's your emergency?

Hello.

Hello, I need an ambulance, please.

Please, I need an ambulance.

What the fuck!

What do you want me to say?

That I don't want to feel like a zombie?

We had a deal.

I know.

I know.

If I've made it this far,
I think I'm going to be OK.

I don't want to have to do this on my own.

You're not going to have to.

I'm happy.

OK, I feel good.

I promise.

I'll fucking kill you if you hurt yourself.

Now who's being dramatic?

Yeah, I have everything I need right here.

OK.

Aren't you scared?

No.

I know that sounds strange,
but it's the truth.

Ryan?

Gabby?

Gabby, where's Gene?

Gabby, what did Gene do to you?

Please, don't make me go back.

Outside lovebirds.

Come on.

Chop, chop.

Hey.

I got him.

Yeah, you did.

Ooh, these are hard to come by.

So take it.

I did good, didn't I?

Yes, you did, honey.

Just take whatever you want.

Just leave us alone, OK?

Brother, man, I wish it were that easy,

but I'm going to have to take her.

What?

Like hell you are.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, big fella.

Come on, hun.

Tik, tok.

Tik, tok.

Go fuck yourself.

You see, I told you she was going

to be a fucking bitch about it.

OK, I get it.

I really do.

We got six hours to go tops, and you just

want to spend it together.

It's cute.

But unfortunately, that's
not going to work for us.

So let's go.

I'm not going anywhere with you.

Look, I can end the both of
you right here right now.

Holly!

Then do it.

Baby, what is happening?

You said this was going to be easy.

Just be quiet.

Be quiet, bitch.

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, calm down, baby.

I got this, all right.

It's not exactly what I had in mind.

I mean, bullet in the
head is kind of boring,

but it gets the job done all the same.

Just shoot him in the stomach.

Now, there's an idea.

Gene!

Hey!

Gene!

Hey!

Hey!

Wait.

Fuck.

Dammit.

Hey!

Stop, Stop, Stop.

Good Lord!

What are y'all doing way out here?

Wait a minute now.

Let's go, please.

Well, I can't say that I
don't mind the company but...

What the hell!

Go!

Go!

Holly.

Holly?

Come on.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Holly!

Fuck!

Yes.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Carla, I need...

I need a little help.

Not a muscle or I'll put you down.

I'm looking for my wife.

Not here you're not.

It's OK, Steve.

Ryan's a friend.

Sorry.

Come on up.

Sit down over here.

Where's your better half?

They took her.

Who did?

This couple, Gene and Gabby.

You know them?

We had to ask them to leave us.

Why?

You know, I don't think we're supposed

to know when or how we die.

That's only for God to know.

Knowing can make people
act out of character.

Carla, if you know where
they are, please tell me.

Pray with me, Ryan.

I'm not here to pray.

Ryan, you're upset, but
that's why God is here.

That's why we're all here on
this day to comfort one another.

I don't need comfort, I need my wife.

Ryan?

Look, I don't want any
fucking ice cream, OK?

I'm sorry.

It's OK.

They were pretty nice when they got here.

They prayed with us and all that.

But then they started talking about things

that I guess freaked out the grownups,

so they made them leave.

I heard Mr. Davis... that's
the guy with the gun.

He used to be a cop.

He found out that they
did a lot of bad stuff

before they came here.

He said with this end of time stuff people

will do crazy things.

You know where they are?

I heard someone say they
were over by the train tracks

where those old buildings are.

I guess, way out there no
one's going to bother them.

Miriam?

You leave Ryan be now, baby.

Here.

You're going to need
something more than that.

Take good care of yourself now, OK?

Thank you.

Do you he's going to see her again?

If it's in God's plan, then yes, he will.

Gene, let me go.

I don't want him to be alone.

What?

Remember, you must die.

The stoics believed you
shouldn't be afraid of death.

In fact, by accepting
you were going to die,

it means you appreciate life even more.

So you're a philosopher now?

No, no.

I'm just one guy trying
make sense of the world.

That's all.

It's OK.

Does this mean I get to go to heaven?

Do you want to?

Mm-mhm.

What do you want?

What everybody wants... to be closer to God.

This makes you closer to God?

Hurting people?

If you ask any theologian
about the miracle of life,

what do you think they'll tell you?

They'll say it's proof of God's work.

It's hard to argue with that, am I right?

Now, if giving life is
the hand of God at play,

then, by that logic, so is taking it.

So you're gods, not philosophers.

Baby, what the fuck is she talking about?

Normally, I'd never be
so presumptuous to think

that I'm either, but I
think that tonight you would

have to agree all bets are off.

Baby, can we just do it now, please?

I thought you wanted to wait till later?

Please.

You know I can never say no to you.

Ladies first.

Please don't do this.

Please.

But I thought you like sharp things.

Holly?

Hey, hey, hey, go that way.

Fuck!

Come on.

Fuck!

Come on.

It feels good, doesn't it?

To have the power over life and death.

No.

I don't want to leave her here like this.

I love you so much.

I want to remember us just like this.

Hey, we missed the sunset.

This is better.

Are you ready?

No.

I am god.

Oh, now we're talking.

Hi.

Holly, run.

Yes, I've found
a friend in the Lord

Oh, what a friend He'll keep me to the end

There's no other friend like him

If you need a friend the Lord I recommend

He will take your burdens fall away

He'll forgive and forget he
never failed to do it yet

And he'll never turn you away

When I met this
friend he took me with my sins

And gave me a mansion in the sky

Where I'll live a million years
with no heartaches or tears

To this old world someday I'll say goodbye

I think we missed the party.

Are you to do it?

Are you going to let me see the light show?

I can think of worse ways to die.

And you deserve them all.

Hey, I'm here.

I'm here.

Take your time
I know you won't give in

You always play to win and it shows

All alone with your plastic friends

Run away and just pretend this is real

Come on Can't you see

Come on can't you feel it

One step up and two steps back my feelings

fell right through the cracks

I've had it with your push and pull

now I am unemotional Now I am unemotional

Come on can't you feel it

Come on can't you see it

One step up and two steps back

My feelings fell right through the cracks

I've had it with your push and pull

Now I am unemotional now I am
unemotional now I am unemotional