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You are looking
more and more
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like your daddy
every day.
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(chuckles) I don't know,
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I see so much
of our side of the family
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in her.
No,
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that's a Cooper nose
right there.
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And I got it.
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Maybe, but those are definitely
Mandy's eyes. (laughs)
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Which are basically mine, so...
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Yup. She's a little mish-mash
of both of us.
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The mish is ours,
the mash is yours.
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You know, if y'all
have Valentine's Day plans,
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I'd be happy to watch her.
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Oh, that is so sweet of you,
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but Jim and I already agreed to.
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You two aren't doing
something special?
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Well, of course we are,
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we are watching
our granddaughter.
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(laughs)
(laughs)
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Sorry, we would've asked,
this just seemed easier.
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I understand.
She's already here and...
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And I'm a whole ten minutes
away. I understand.
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But St. Patrick's Day,
she's all yours.
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Just don't
get her drunk.
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(fussing)
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Sounds like
nap time.
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I got this.
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Dang, swooped her up
like a pelican.
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Hmm. That's funny.
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Did you put a picture of your
mom in CeeCee's photo album?
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No.
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Well, there's one here.
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So?
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So, while no one
was looking,
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she slipped in a picture
of her holding CeeCee.
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Oh, does it matter?
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Not really. (chuckles)
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Just a little
passive-aggressive.
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More passive-aggressive
than you making
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a family photo album
and leaving her out?
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I didn't have
any pictures of her.
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Well, now you do.
Yay.
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Boy, those folks at Sears
take a nice picture.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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She is out.
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"Soft Kitty" works every time.
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Um, Mary...
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Let it go.
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Did you put this picture
in CeeCee's album?
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Ugh.
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I did.
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Mystery solved. Who wants lunch?
I'm thinking grilled cheese.
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(chuckles) Is there
anything else you've hidden
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around my house
that I should be aware of?
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I just wanted to remind CeeCee
that she has two grandmothers.
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Yes, lucky girl,
two loving grandmas.
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Lucky, lucky.
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You know, you can keep
a photo album at your house
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and put whatever you want in it.
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She never comes to my house.
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How is that my fault?
You're always hogging her.
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AUDREY:
Hogging?
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I gave her and her parents
a place to live.
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And a lovely place it is.
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Mary, you know
you're always welcome here.
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Am I?
Sure doesn't feel that way.
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Oh, come down off the cross.
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Lady, you do not want me
to come down.
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All right, all right,
y'all need to cool your jets.
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Don't worry, I am leaving.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Oh, I'll pray for you,
but I do not have high hopes.
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You know,
when you think about it...
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Best not to think about it.
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And then she acted like
I was the bad guy.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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What does "okay" mean?
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Means I'm listening.
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No, you're supposed to say,
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"Of course
you're not the bad guy."
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Okay.
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Just tell me
what you really think.
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Fine.
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I think you started this
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when you left her out
of the photo book.
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Well, who cares
what you think.
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Oh, come on, Audrey,
you know I'm right,
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or you wouldn't even
be asking me.
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I suppose I could see
her side of this.
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There you go.
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After all,
she has had a hard year.
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It's big of you
to recognize that.
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And CeeCee does love me
more than her.
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So close to sticking
the landing.
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Is it just me
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or are they getting
more crazy?
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Maybe it's some sort
of menopause thing.
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What do you think that means?
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When old ladies sweat
for no reason and get cranky?
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Georgie, that is...
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very accurate, um,
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but I don't think
that's what's happening here.
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I don't know,
your mom was pretty upset
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about one
little picture.
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Yeah, true, but you have
to admit it was kind of weird
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that she smuggled it
into the house. (chuckles)
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I guess.
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But to be fair,
your mom does exclude her.
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Well, it's not intentional.
We're just here with the baby.
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I'm just saying,
I can understand
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where my mom's
coming from.
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Yeah, and I can understand
where my mom is coming from.
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Wow.
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Wow what?
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I've never heard you
take her side in anything.
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(scoffs) I'm not
taking her side.
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I'm just seeing things
as they are.
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And I'm not?
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No, you're always
giving your mom
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a pass for everything.
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Oh, come on,
her husband just died,
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her favorite kid moved away...
You?
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Sheldon.
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And she's stuck
living with my sister,
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who hates her
and hates the world.
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(scoffs) Missy's just
being a teenager.
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I wasn't like that
when I was a teenager.
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Honey, you're still
a teenager.
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You trying to pick
a fight with me?
No.
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Sure feels that way.
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Well, I'm not.
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So we're good?
Oh, we're good.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Love you.
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Love you, too.
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(knock on door)
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Hello, Mary.
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Oh. What brings you by?
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I was thinking about
what happened yesterday,
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and I can understand
why you felt left out.
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'Cause you left me out?
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Yes, and that was...
inconsiderate of me.
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Is this an apology?
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I don't want to fight
for CeeCee's sake.
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But is it an apology?
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Yes, geez.
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We do not say "geez"
in my church.
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Sorry.
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But thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Considering the year you've had,
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I should be more sensitive
to your needs.
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Excuse me?
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What?
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The year I've had?
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Well... yes.
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I do not need your pity.
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My God, what is your problem?
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Do not take the Lord's name
in vain.
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I didn't, I was asking him
what is your problem?
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My problem is that I do not need
special treatment
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because you feel bad for me.
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Oh, so I'm a bad person
for being empathetic?
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You are not being empathetic,
you are being condescending.
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Mary, can you-- Oh.
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Sorry. Didn't know
you had company.
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You remember Georgie's
mother-in-law, Audrey.
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Of course. So what're
you two gals gabbing about?
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Audrey just came by to tell me
how fragile and needy
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I've been since George died.
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No, I came to apologize.
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Because you
feel bad for me.
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Well, I don't anymore!
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Do you believe this woman?
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I believe in the
power of prayer.
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What do you say
we all join hands
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and ask the big amigo
for His guidance?
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Amen. (laughs)
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Pass the green beans.
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Enjoy.
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I will.
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They're a little overcooked.
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Georgie,
I want you to know
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I went to see your mother today.
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Really? Why?
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At Jim's urging,
I apologized for my behavior.
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That's my girl.
However...
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(groans)
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...she threw it back in my face.
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Why'd she do that?
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Well, hold on.
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What did you say?
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I said I'm sorry.
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Yeah, but how
did you say it?
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Why do you immediately assume
I'm in the wrong?
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Yeah.
Too late, Jim.
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She's got a point, Mandy.
She did make the effort.
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What, so now
you're defending her?
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I just know my mom
can be real stubborn.
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Yeah, and I know whatever
my mom said she said
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wasn't what she said,
and if it was,
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then that was not
how she said it.
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But she went
to apologize.
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That's a huge step
for her.
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I wouldn't say huge,
but thank you.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we bury
the hatchet, invite Mary
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and Missy over
for dinner Sunday.
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Saturday?
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That woman is not
setting foot in this house
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until she
apologizes to me.
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It does sound like
she owes you one.
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What is wrong
with you?
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What is wrong
with you?
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Now you know why
I eat over here.
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Need a hand?
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You can put the glasses away.
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On it.
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I really want
to thank you for trying
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to straighten things out
with my mom.
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I'm glad someone appreciates it.
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For what it's worth, I think
Mandy was a little out of line.
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I'm used to it.
Everything's always my fault.
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Not true. Getting pregnant--
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that one,
she blames square on me.
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As do I.
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She had a little something
to do with it,
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but I'll spare you the details.
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Thank you.
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As for my mom,
I can't tell you how many times
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she's butt heads with my dad,
my meemaw, my sister,
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Sheldon, of course.
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Heck, once she had
a falling-out with Jesus.
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Poor Jesus.
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Yeah, hasn't he suffered enough?
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She ever fight with you?
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I dropped out of school
and got a girl pregnant at 17.
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What do you think?
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Remember when I used
to wear tighty-whities?
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I've come a long way.
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What you reading?
Book.
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Right.
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You ever gonna talk to me?
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Nothing to talk about.
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Mandy...
(sighs)
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I can't believe you told my
mother I was out of line.
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She told you?
Yeah.
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Well, I wouldn't have said it
if I knew she was gonna blab!
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After all the crap
she's given you,
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I can't believe
you're siding with her
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over your poor,
widowed mother.
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00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,622
My poor, widowed mother
could have accepted her apology,
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and this'd be all over.
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Oh, just forget it.
Let's go to sleep.
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Gladly.
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00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,670
You know, it's not fair
to be mad at you.
260
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,705
Thank you.
261
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,207
I saw a thing on TV
262
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,376
that the human brain
isn't fully formed till 25,
263
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,212
so I have to assume
that's what's going on here.
264
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:57,684
Yeah? Well, I saw a thing on TV
about early-onset menopause.
265
00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,720
Maybe that's
what's going on here.
266
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,030
Trouble with the little woman?
267
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,365
Go to bed, Connor.
268
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,202
I was hoping to watch
my friend Jay Leno.
269
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,437
Fine.
270
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,810
JAY LENO:
Had some of the green donuts,
271
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,377
had some of the green coffee...
272
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,712
Just so you know,
this ain't a big deal.
273
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,080
Your sister
and I'll work it out.
274
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,514
Do you mind?
275
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,883
(laughter on TV)
276
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,119
(laughs)
277
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,888
This guy. (laughs)
278
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,323
Pots of gold...
279
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,656
You gonna watch the whole show?
280
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,727
Uh, normally, I'd go
to sleep after the monologue,
281
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,396
but Sinbad's on.
282
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,066
(laughing loudly)
283
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,701
Oh, Jay, you're the best.
284
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,340
(knocking at door)
285
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,076
Look who I brought!
286
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,412
Oh, there's my favorite girl!
287
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,081
I won't tell Missy.
Oh.
288
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,715
After the tattoo,
she's not even top three.
289
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,918
(sighs)
290
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,287
I thought you might like
a little baby time.
291
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,656
I would.
But first...
292
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,592
...I need you to fix
this mess with Audrey.
293
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,228
I'm not the one
who needs to fix it.
294
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,563
Last time she tried,
didn't go so great.
295
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,599
That's her fault.
I don't care.
296
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,301
You two fighting's
got to stop.
297
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,103
This has nothing
to do with you.
298
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,637
Yes, it does.
299
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,906
I'm sleeping on the couch
'cause of y'all.
300
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,309
I woke up at, like,
1:00 in the morning,
301
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,045
some weird guy named "Conan"
was on TV.
302
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,782
I do not need you
sticking up for me.
303
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,385
I wasn't.
I was on Audrey's side.
304
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,553
I can't believe
you were on her side!
305
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,490
You were just mad at me
for being on your side!
306
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,458
Now I'm not! Keep up!
307
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,128
(knocking)
JEFF:
Coopers.
308
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,429
Couldn't help overhear
the bickering and thought
309
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,665
perhaps I could put on
my counseling hat.
310
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,235
I was just betrayed
by my own son.
311
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,637
I didn't betray you.
Judas!
312
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,472
Whoa.
313
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,308
Mary, that's a little rough.
314
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,943
How am I like the guy
who ended up in the whale?
315
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,145
(scoffs)
316
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,613
That was Jonah.
317
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,748
Oh, right. Judas, Jonah, Jesus.
318
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,483
Lot of "J"s.
319
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,619
Georgie, you should go.
320
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,954
Not till we
figure this out.
321
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,990
Fine. More time I get to
spend with my granddaughter.
322
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,360
Then I'm leaving.
That's enough out
of you two. Sit.
323
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,861
But this is my office.
324
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,563
Sit.
325
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,633
Now, Georgie,
I know you're upset,
326
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,268
but the Bible's
pretty clear
327
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,802
about how you should treat
your parents.
328
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,439
It's "honor your mother,"
not "honor your mother-in-law."
329
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,541
Mary.
I get that,
330
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,177
but I also made a vow to my wife
who has a mother herself.
331
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,446
Oh, she's a mother, all right.
332
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,680
Mary!
333
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,449
Now, as I was
saying, you do need
334
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,017
to honor your
wife, as well.
335
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,386
Who, for the record,
is on my side.
336
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,721
Only 'cause she don't want
to be on her mom's side!
337
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,523
Because that woman is a monster.
338
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,625
She left me out of CeeCee's
"My First Photo Album."
339
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,097
So she's a monster,
and he's a Judas
340
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,399
because of a baby's photo album?
341
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,434
You had to be there.
342
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,705
She tried to apologize to you,
and you wouldn't have it.
343
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,707
Apology, my sweet patootie.
344
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,009
Mary, language.
345
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,078
You can't say "patootie"?
346
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,381
Maybe we should invite
your mother-in-law
347
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,049
to be a part
of this conversation.
348
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,551
Tell her she's wrong
to her face. I like it.
349
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,359
I don't understand why
I have to be here.
350
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,360
You're about to.
Let her have it.
351
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,197
No one's letting
anyone have it.
352
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:34,734
I already apologized once,
I'm not doing it again.
353
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,337
You sure? You could
really use the practice.
354
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,539
All right, that's enough!
355
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,707
You two have got
to work this out
356
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,442
'cause you got me
and Mandy taking sides.
357
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,577
He thinks Mandy was out of line.
358
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,913
You are just a blabbermouth!
359
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,687
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
360
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,258
Thank you for coming, Mandy.
Please,
361
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,027
take a seat.
362
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,294
(Mandy scoffs)
363
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,695
(quietly):
You said it was an emergency.
364
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,833
(quietly):
I'm sleeping on the couch.
It kind of is.
365
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,303
Now, as I'm sure y'all know,
366
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:14,141
the Bible teaches us that
a house divided cannot stand.
367
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,975
Great, so how do
we un-divide it?
368
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,279
Love.
369
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,614
Well, that's just a bunch
of Baptist baloney.
370
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,450
You hear this? Blasphemy!
371
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,751
Mary, take it down a notch.
372
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,087
Ha.
373
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,621
And Audrey,
374
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,090
if you could please
show a little respect.
375
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,824
Hmm.
376
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,127
You two are ridiculous.
377
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,995
I couldn't agree
more, honey.
378
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,032
Oh, don't try
to be on my side.
379
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:42,802
O-Okay, okay, rather than
focusing on past transgressions,
380
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:46,139
why don't we find
a path forward?
381
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,641
A means by which this family
can return to God's grace.
382
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:52,145
Well, I am returning home.
383
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,982
Don't let the door hit ya
where the good Lord split ya!
384
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,952
Mary!
385
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:05,358
Mandy, Georgie, why don't
we discuss how to improve
386
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,828
your relationship
with each other and the Lord?
387
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,797
Oh, I forgive you.
Let's go.
388
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,100
Sweet!
389
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,871
I'm gonna call that one a win.
390
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,713
What am I looking at?
391
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,881
The Grandmother Agreement.
I typed it up.
392
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,383
And I fixed
the spelling.
393
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,320
Anyways, it's a contract.
394
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,355
Sheldon used to make these when
people weren't getting along.
395
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,391
"CeeCee will spend the night at
the Cooper house twice a month."
396
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,059
I like that.
397
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,161
Ooh, and I get
doctor's appointments.
398
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364
Which you will lose if...
399
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,366
If I refer to Mary
as "that woman,"
400
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,800
or "that kook" or...
401
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,904
I prefer not
to say this one out loud.
402
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,207
And same goes for you--
no name-calling,
403
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,042
or "bless your hearts."
404
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,011
We all know
what that means.
Fine.
405
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,381
All right, let's get to signing
and move on with our lives.
406
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,917
(sighs)
What do you think?
407
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:08,355
Just one question. If she dies,
do I get her CeeCee time?
408
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,223
Mom!
409
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,925
We'll cross that bridge
when we get there.
410
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,897
Look at that--
one big happy family.
411
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,100
Yeah, right.
Oh, at least
let the ink dry!
412
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,376
PHOTOGRAPHER:
All right.
413
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,912
Why don't we get the grandmas
a little closer to the baby?
414
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,615
Nope, they're fine
where they are.
415
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,317
Just take the picture.
416
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,319
And smile.
(camera shutter clicking)
417
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,099
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