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I'm going to go get some food.

Nope

Seriously?

No way!

This town is full of thirsty fives

Finally, you have come into my life

Oh gosh

You look just like your profile pic

Thank you

Do have that problem often

Every single time.

Every time, huh? How often have you done this ?

About half a dozen or so

Okay playboy

Oh excuse me! You're on the app too

How many times have you done it

Do mean not showing up

Or walking out on

I think your'e first

It's quite flattering

Don't get to excited

I'm actually just trying to de-stress from my sister.

Why is that?

Because all she talks about is how she moved out of our parents' house and has a new job and new husband

Naggy saggy, kinda sounds like my wife

Yeah...I mean..she just doesn't get it

She doesn's understand that

Im juat trying build up fanbase

And become influencer on Insta Snaps

You're definitely hot enough

You think so?

Oh, yeah.

I mean...

Well maybe i can influence you on something

Yes! But l gotta shower first

Okay

My naggy sister in law is gonna meet my brother-in law tonight

I mean, we do have a dinner to go to in about an hour.

Yeah! We can't keep my sister and your wife waiting though can you?

Well...I mean..i have the sister-in law with me

And i....

What a way to meet my brother-in law.

Remember, we haven't met yet

Oh ok

So let me see what my sister's working on

Wow! My sister is very lucky woman

I'm going to try it now.

It's really good!

It tastes like a real

Viking sister is really lucky, isn't she?

I'll have another sip of the milk

Wow

I can't believe it's over.

It was so good!

Oh my god...

Holy shit

Are you kidding me?

Oh, yes

It was really good

Oh my god!

That's it.

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