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>> GOOD SHOOTING, TURKEY. >> AH, CAPTAIN PILOT. >> PIE LETT, SIR.

>> AH, CAPTAIN PILOT. >> PIE LETT, SIR. FIRST NAME'S PIE, LAST NAME'S

>> PIE LETT, SIR. FIRST NAME'S PIE, LAST NAME'S LETT.

FIRST NAME'S PIE, LAST NAME'S LETT. >> PUMPKIN?

LETT. >> PUMPKIN? >> YOU BETCHA!

>> PUMPKIN? >> YOU BETCHA! >> WHO'S OUR NEXT TARGET,

>> YOU BETCHA! >> WHO'S OUR NEXT TARGET, PIE LETT?

>> WHO'S OUR NEXT TARGET, PIE LETT? >> THAT WOULD BE RHONDA WORM,

PIE LETT? >> THAT WOULD BE RHONDA WORM, SIR, CAPTAIN OF THE WISHBONE 11.

>> THAT WOULD BE RHONDA WORM, SIR, CAPTAIN OF THE WISHBONE 11. >> RHONDA WORM?

SIR, CAPTAIN OF THE WISHBONE 11. >> RHONDA WORM? HOLD YOUR HORSES, CAPTAIN.

>> RHONDA WORM? HOLD YOUR HORSES, CAPTAIN. HERE WE GO!

HOLD YOUR HORSES, CAPTAIN. HERE WE GO! [ LAUGHTER ]

>> LEGEND HAS IT "THANKSKILLING 2" WAS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

ONLY ONE COPY REMAINED, AND TURKIE WOULD STOP AT NOTHING TO GET IT.

TURKIE WOULD STOP AT NOTHING TO GET IT. BUT FOR EVERY MONSTER, THERE

GET IT. BUT FOR EVERY MONSTER, THERE STANDS A HERO.

BUT FOR EVERY MONSTER, THERE STANDS A HERO. OURS HAS LOST HER MIND.

STANDS A HERO. OURS HAS LOST HER MIND. >> SO LONG, YOMI.

OURS HAS LOST HER MIND. >> SO LONG, YOMI. DON'T BE AFRAID.

>> SO LONG, YOMI. DON'T BE AFRAID. FIND ME, AND YOU'LL FIND HOME.

DON'T BE AFRAID. FIND ME, AND YOU'LL FIND HOME. >> OUR STORY BEGINS HERE.

>> WELL, FUCK, MUFF. REAL NICE JOB OF GETTING US HERE GRACEFULLY.

REAL NICE JOB OF GETTING US HERE GRACEFULLY. WE COULD HAVE DIED, YOU

GRACEFULLY. WE COULD HAVE DIED, YOU WORMLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

WE COULD HAVE DIED, YOU WORMLESS PIECE OF SHIT. >> [ MUMBLES ]

WORMLESS PIECE OF SHIT. >> [ MUMBLES ] >> YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE SORRY.

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE SORRY. HOW CAN A WORM STAY MAD AT YOU

>> YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE SORRY. HOW CAN A WORM STAY MAD AT YOU WHEN YOU MAKE OUR POOKIE TINGLE

HOW CAN A WORM STAY MAD AT YOU WHEN YOU MAKE OUR POOKIE TINGLE JUST RIGHT?

WHEN YOU MAKE OUR POOKIE TINGLE JUST RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ]

JUST RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ] OH.

[ LAUGHS ] OH. NOT GOOD, MUFFY.

OH. NOT GOOD, MUFFY. TURKIE'S GONNA BE PRETTY DAMN

NOT GOOD, MUFFY. TURKIE'S GONNA BE PRETTY DAMN PISSED WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT

TURKIE'S GONNA BE PRETTY DAMN PISSED WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS.

PISSED WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS. BEST BE GOING NOW.

THIS. BEST BE GOING NOW. COME ON.

BEST BE GOING NOW. COME ON. GIDDYAP NOW, MUFF.

[ TELEVISION PLAYING ] >> [ MOANING ] [ SNIFFS ]

>> [ MOANING ] [ SNIFFS ] [ MUTTERS ]

>> HEY, PENGUINS, OSTRICH... ARE YOU A BIRD THAT CAN'T FLY? DON'T YOU WORRY.

ARE YOU A BIRD THAT CAN'T FLY? DON'T YOU WORRY. USE THAT WING THAT DON'T FLAP

DON'T YOU WORRY. USE THAT WING THAT DON'T FLAP AND GIVE ME A CALL -- BIG

USE THAT WING THAT DON'T FLAP AND GIVE ME A CALL -- BIG SEAGULL TAXI.

AND GIVE ME A CALL -- BIG SEAGULL TAXI. >> STUPID BIG SEAGULL.

SEAGULL TAXI. >> STUPID BIG SEAGULL. [ CHANNEL CHANGES ]

>> STUPID BIG SEAGULL. [ CHANNEL CHANGES ] >> [ MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ CHANNEL CHANGES ] >> [ MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> LAME.

>> [ MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> LAME. [ THUNDER CRASHING ]

[ DOOR OPENS ] >> I GOT MY TALONS DONE TODAY. NICE COLOR SALMON, DON'T YOU

>> I GOT MY TALONS DONE TODAY. NICE COLOR SALMON, DON'T YOU THINK?

NICE COLOR SALMON, DON'T YOU THINK? OH, AND PATSY WAS THERE, TOO.

THINK? OH, AND PATSY WAS THERE, TOO. SHE SAYS HI.

OH, AND PATSY WAS THERE, TOO. SHE SAYS HI. YOU REMEMBER HER FROM TURKEY

SHE SAYS HI. YOU REMEMBER HER FROM TURKEY SCHOOL?

YOU REMEMBER HER FROM TURKEY SCHOOL? OF COURSE YOU DO.

SCHOOL? OF COURSE YOU DO. OH, MY, SHE IS GETTING FAT.

OF COURSE YOU DO. OH, MY, SHE IS GETTING FAT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

OH, MY, SHE IS GETTING FAT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NEXT SEASON.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NEXT SEASON. AAH!

NEXT SEASON. AAH! YIKES!

AAH! YIKES! [ LAUGHS ]

YIKES! [ LAUGHS ] >> COME ON DOWN TO THE GERBIL

[ LAUGHS ] >> COME ON DOWN TO THE GERBIL CONVENTION.

>> COME ON DOWN TO THE GERBIL CONVENTION. WE GOT RAT GERBILS, TURTLE

CONVENTION. WE GOT RAT GERBILS, TURTLE GERBILS.

WE GOT RAT GERBILS, TURTLE GERBILS. TUESDAY MORNING ONLY.

GERBILS. TUESDAY MORNING ONLY. >> NIBLA, YOU FUCKER!

TUESDAY MORNING ONLY. >> NIBLA, YOU FUCKER! >> OH, HERE WE GO.

>> NIBLA, YOU FUCKER! >> OH, HERE WE GO. >> [ IMITATING AIRPLANE ]

>> OH, HERE WE GO. >> [ IMITATING AIRPLANE ] OH, NO!

>> [ IMITATING AIRPLANE ] OH, NO! [ WHIMPERING ]

OH, NO! [ WHIMPERING ] >> HEY!

[ WHIMPERING ] >> HEY! YOU WANT TO GO BACK ON COOP

>> HEY! YOU WANT TO GO BACK ON COOP CONFINEMENT?

YOU WANT TO GO BACK ON COOP CONFINEMENT? NOW, GET THIS OUT OF MY FUCKING

CONFINEMENT? NOW, GET THIS OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE.

NOW, GET THIS OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE. >> I-I'M SORRY, DAD.

FACE. >> I-I'M SORRY, DAD. IT FLEW OUT OF MY WING.

>> I-I'M SORRY, DAD. IT FLEW OUT OF MY WING. >> YOU READY FOR SOME CAKE,

IT FLEW OUT OF MY WING. >> YOU READY FOR SOME CAKE, NIBLET?

>> YOU READY FOR SOME CAKE, NIBLET? >> OH, MOM, I DON'T WANT NONE.

NIBLET? >> OH, MOM, I DON'T WANT NONE. >> OH, COME ON, TRY IT.

>> OH, MOM, I DON'T WANT NONE. >> OH, COME ON, TRY IT. YOUR GRANDMOTHER MADE IT, AND

>> OH, COME ON, TRY IT. YOUR GRANDMOTHER MADE IT, AND SHE'S HALF DEAD, SO SHE WORKED

YOUR GRANDMOTHER MADE IT, AND SHE'S HALF DEAD, SO SHE WORKED REAL HARD ON IT.

SHE'S HALF DEAD, SO SHE WORKED REAL HARD ON IT. >> COME ON!

REAL HARD ON IT. >> COME ON! >> SORRY, DEAR.

>> COME ON! >> SORRY, DEAR. >> [ SCOFFS ]

>> SORRY, DEAR. >> [ SCOFFS ] >> JUST TRY IT, SON.

>> [ SCOFFS ] >> JUST TRY IT, SON. IT'S DELICIOUS.

>> JUST TRY IT, SON. IT'S DELICIOUS. >> COME ON, MOM.

IT'S DELICIOUS. >> COME ON, MOM. I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY STUPID

>> COME ON, MOM. I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY STUPID GRANDMA CAKE.

I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY STUPID GRANDMA CAKE. >> NIBLA.

GRANDMA CAKE. >> NIBLA. >> ALL RIGHT, SINCE YOU'RE SO

>> NIBLA. >> ALL RIGHT, SINCE YOU'RE SO DEAF.

>> ALL RIGHT, SINCE YOU'RE SO DEAF. >> HUH?

DEAF. >> HUH? >> FINE, I'LL TAKE IT.

>> HUH? >> FINE, I'LL TAKE IT. >> [ GOBBLING ]

>> FINE, I'LL TAKE IT. >> [ GOBBLING ] >> YEAH, YEAH, I WANT THE PIECE

>> [ GOBBLING ] >> YEAH, YEAH, I WANT THE PIECE WITH THE FROSTING, MOM.

>> YEAH, YEAH, I WANT THE PIECE WITH THE FROSTING, MOM. THE FROSTING!

WITH THE FROSTING, MOM. THE FROSTING! >> [ SQUAWKING ]

THE FROSTING! >> [ SQUAWKING ] [ RETCHING ]

>> [ SQUAWKING ] [ RETCHING ] >> IT ISN'T EVEN HITTING MOST OF

[ RETCHING ] >> IT ISN'T EVEN HITTING MOST OF MY MOUTH.

>> IT ISN'T EVEN HITTING MOST OF MY MOUTH. YOU'RE JUST HITTING ME IN THE

MY MOUTH. YOU'RE JUST HITTING ME IN THE HEAD WITH IT.

YOU'RE JUST HITTING ME IN THE HEAD WITH IT. >> FUCKING GROSS!

HEAD WITH IT. >> FUCKING GROSS! >> THERE, ALL DONE.

>> FUCKING GROSS! >> THERE, ALL DONE. >> YOU TWO ARE GONNA CLEAN UP

>> THERE, ALL DONE. >> YOU TWO ARE GONNA CLEAN UP THAT MESS, YOU REALIZE.

>> YOU TWO ARE GONNA CLEAN UP THAT MESS, YOU REALIZE. HEY, NIBLA, WHAT'S THAT STUPID

THAT MESS, YOU REALIZE. HEY, NIBLA, WHAT'S THAT STUPID TOY YOU GOT THERE, ANYWAY?

HEY, NIBLA, WHAT'S THAT STUPID TOY YOU GOT THERE, ANYWAY? >> OH. OH, THIS?

TOY YOU GOT THERE, ANYWAY? >> OH. OH, THIS? WELL, REMEMBER THE ONE TIME WHEN

>> OH. OH, THIS? WELL, REMEMBER THE ONE TIME WHEN MOM GOT THAT BRUISE BECAUSE YOU

WELL, REMEMBER THE ONE TIME WHEN MOM GOT THAT BRUISE BECAUSE YOU SAID SHE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS

MOM GOT THAT BRUISE BECAUSE YOU SAID SHE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS AND YOU MADE ME LEAVE?

SAID SHE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS AND YOU MADE ME LEAVE? WELL, I TOOK MY ALLOWANCE, AND I

AND YOU MADE ME LEAVE? WELL, I TOOK MY ALLOWANCE, AND I BOUGHT UNCLE DONNY'S

WELL, I TOOK MY ALLOWANCE, AND I BOUGHT UNCLE DONNY'S PluckMaster 3000.

BOUGHT UNCLE DONNY'S PluckMaster 3000. EVERY KID IN AMERICA WANTS ONE.

PluckMaster 3000. EVERY KID IN AMERICA WANTS ONE. THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT AT

EVERY KID IN AMERICA WANTS ONE. THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT AT MY SCHOOL FOR MONTHS.

THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT AT MY SCHOOL FOR MONTHS. OOH, LOOK AT THE TV!

MY SCHOOL FOR MONTHS. OOH, LOOK AT THE TV! IT'S THERE!

OOH, LOOK AT THE TV! IT'S THERE! OH, LOOK! LOOK!

IT'S THERE! OH, LOOK! LOOK! >> OH, MY NILLY.

OH, LOOK! LOOK! >> OH, MY NILLY. ARE YOU TIRED OF THE HOURS IT

>> OH, MY NILLY. ARE YOU TIRED OF THE HOURS IT TAKES TO PREPARE A TURKEY?

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE HOURS IT TAKES TO PREPARE A TURKEY? DID YOU MARRY YOUR WIFE NOT FOR

TAKES TO PREPARE A TURKEY? DID YOU MARRY YOUR WIFE NOT FOR HER COOKING BUT BECAUSE SHE CAN

DID YOU MARRY YOUR WIFE NOT FOR HER COOKING BUT BECAUSE SHE CAN FUCK?

HER COOKING BUT BECAUSE SHE CAN FUCK? >> UNCLE DONNY HERE, AND THIS

FUCK? >> UNCLE DONNY HERE, AND THIS THANKSGIVING, I'M HERE TO

>> UNCLE DONNY HERE, AND THIS THANKSGIVING, I'M HERE TO SIMPLIFY YOUR LIFE.

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COOK A LIVE TURKEY IN JUST 30 SECONDS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO...

SECONDS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO... >> SEE, DAD?

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO... >> SEE, DAD? SO FREAKING AWESOME!

>> SEE, DAD? SO FREAKING AWESOME! >> TA-DA!

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>> PluckMaster 3000! BUY IT TODAY. >> B-B-B-B-BREAKING NEWZ.

BUY IT TODAY. >> B-B-B-B-BREAKING NEWZ. >> THE BIG STORY EVERYONE'S

>> B-B-B-B-BREAKING NEWZ. >> THE BIG STORY EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT TONIGHT --

>> THE BIG STORY EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT TONIGHT -- "THANKSKILLING 2" IS NO MORE.

TALKING ABOUT TONIGHT -- "THANKSKILLING 2" IS NO MORE. >> YOU'RE WATCHING

"THANKSKILLING 2" IS NO MORE. >> YOU'RE WATCHING "NEWZ WITH A 'Z.'"

>> YOU'RE WATCHING "NEWZ WITH A 'Z.'" >> A MEGA-BUDGETED, KID-FRIENDLY

"NEWZ WITH A 'Z.'" >> A MEGA-BUDGETED, KID-FRIENDLY SEQUEL TO CULT FILM

>> A MEGA-BUDGETED, KID-FRIENDLY SEQUEL TO CULT FILM "THANKSKILLING" WAS ANNOUNCED

SEQUEL TO CULT FILM "THANKSKILLING" WAS ANNOUNCED OVER TWO YEARS AGO, BUT NOW THE

"THANKSKILLING" WAS ANNOUNCED OVER TWO YEARS AGO, BUT NOW THE FIRST MOVIE EVER FILMED ENTIRELY

OVER TWO YEARS AGO, BUT NOW THE FIRST MOVIE EVER FILMED ENTIRELY IN SPACE WILL NEVER SEE THE

FIRST MOVIE EVER FILMED ENTIRELY IN SPACE WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

IN SPACE WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. >> "NEWZ WITH A 'Z.'"

LIGHT OF DAY. >> "NEWZ WITH A 'Z.'" >> OH, MY.

>> "NEWZ WITH A 'Z.'" >> OH, MY. >> THE RESULT IS QUOTED AS BEING

>> OH, MY. >> THE RESULT IS QUOTED AS BEING "ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER

>> THE RESULT IS QUOTED AS BEING "ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER MADE."

"ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER MADE." >> PBBHHT!

MADE." >> PBBHHT! >> [ GROANS ]

>> PBBHHT! >> [ GROANS ] >> CONSEQUENTLY, THE STUDIO HAS

>> [ GROANS ] >> CONSEQUENTLY, THE STUDIO HAS VOWED TO NEVER RELEASE IT.

>> CONSEQUENTLY, THE STUDIO HAS VOWED TO NEVER RELEASE IT. MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL EXPERIENCE

VOWED TO NEVER RELEASE IT. MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL EXPERIENCE THE DISASTER THAT IS

MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL EXPERIENCE THE DISASTER THAT IS "THANKSKILLING DEUX."

THE DISASTER THAT IS "THANKSKILLING DEUX." BUT FOR NOW, THIS BABY JUST GOT

"THANKSKILLING DEUX." BUT FOR NOW, THIS BABY JUST GOT SHELVED -- SHELVED -- SHELVED.

BUT FOR NOW, THIS BABY JUST GOT SHELVED -- SHELVED -- SHELVED. >> THAT PLUCKING SUCKS, DAD.

SHELVED -- SHELVED -- SHELVED. >> THAT PLUCKING SUCKS, DAD. >> [ GROANING ]

>> THAT PLUCKING SUCKS, DAD. >> [ GROANING ] >> OH, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND

>> [ GROANING ] >> OH, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS.

>> OH, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS. I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR ABOUT

OUT LIKE THIS. I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR ABOUT IT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR ABOUT IT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> YOU KNEW?

IT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> YOU KNEW? >> WELL, YES.

>> YOU KNEW? >> WELL, YES. ONE OF YOUR LITTLE MOVIE FRIENDS

>> WELL, YES. ONE OF YOUR LITTLE MOVIE FRIENDS CALLED, AND HE LEFT A MESSAGE.

ONE OF YOUR LITTLE MOVIE FRIENDS CALLED, AND HE LEFT A MESSAGE. HE SAID THAT YOUR MOVIE WAS

CALLED, AND HE LEFT A MESSAGE. HE SAID THAT YOUR MOVIE WAS WORSE THAN THAT TOILET-PAPER

HE SAID THAT YOUR MOVIE WAS WORSE THAN THAT TOILET-PAPER COMMERCIAL THAT ACTUALLY SHOWS

WORSE THAN THAT TOILET-PAPER COMMERCIAL THAT ACTUALLY SHOWS PEOPLE WIPING THEIR ASSES, AND,

COMMERCIAL THAT ACTUALLY SHOWS PEOPLE WIPING THEIR ASSES, AND, UH -- UH -- UH...OH, YEAH, THAT

PEOPLE WIPING THEIR ASSES, AND, UH -- UH -- UH...OH, YEAH, THAT YOUR MOVIE WOULD BE DESTROYED

UH -- UH -- UH...OH, YEAH, THAT YOUR MOVIE WOULD BE DESTROYED FOREVER.

YOUR MOVIE WOULD BE DESTROYED FOREVER. >> MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS, YOU

FOREVER. >> MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS, YOU BITCH!

>> MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS, YOU BITCH! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> OH, WELL. I SUPPOSE IF IT HELPS, TONIGHT,

>> OH, WELL. I SUPPOSE IF IT HELPS, TONIGHT, SNOOKUMS, I COULD GOBBLE YOUR

I SUPPOSE IF IT HELPS, TONIGHT, SNOOKUMS, I COULD GOBBLE YOUR BALLS.

SNOOKUMS, I COULD GOBBLE YOUR BALLS. >> GOBBLE THIS.

BALLS. >> GOBBLE THIS. >> AAH!

>> GOBBLE THIS. >> AAH! >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> AAH! >> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ WHIMPERING ]

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ WHIMPERING ] >> WHEN I GOT A CALL IN SPACE

>> [ WHIMPERING ] >> WHEN I GOT A CALL IN SPACE FROM YOUR MOM TELLING ME SHE

>> WHEN I GOT A CALL IN SPACE FROM YOUR MOM TELLING ME SHE LAID YOU, I TOLD HER, "PUT THAT

FROM YOUR MOM TELLING ME SHE LAID YOU, I TOLD HER, "PUT THAT EGG OUT IN THE HOT SUN, BITCH.

LAID YOU, I TOLD HER, "PUT THAT EGG OUT IN THE HOT SUN, BITCH. LET IT SIT TILL IT CRACKS,"

EGG OUT IN THE HOT SUN, BITCH. LET IT SIT TILL IT CRACKS," HOPING SOME LIZARD WOULD COME

LET IT SIT TILL IT CRACKS," HOPING SOME LIZARD WOULD COME ALONG AND SLURP UP YOUR ROTTEN

HOPING SOME LIZARD WOULD COME ALONG AND SLURP UP YOUR ROTTEN YOLK.

ALONG AND SLURP UP YOUR ROTTEN YOLK. [ LAUGHS ]

YOLK. [ LAUGHS ] BUT SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THAT.

[ LAUGHS ] BUT SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THAT. BE EVIL WITH YOUR PAPA.

BUT SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THAT. BE EVIL WITH YOUR PAPA. >> [ WHIMPERS ]

BE EVIL WITH YOUR PAPA. >> [ WHIMPERS ] EVIL?

>> [ WHIMPERS ] EVIL? I COULD BE EVIL.

EVIL? I COULD BE EVIL. WATCH THIS, DAD.

I COULD BE EVIL. WATCH THIS, DAD. HEY, HEY, MA.

WATCH THIS, DAD. HEY, HEY, MA. GRANDMA'S CAKE TASTED A LITTLE

HEY, HEY, MA. GRANDMA'S CAKE TASTED A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE FERRET CAKE THAN

GRANDMA'S CAKE TASTED A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE FERRET CAKE THAN LIKE CARROT CAKE BECAUSE IT'S

BIT MORE LIKE FERRET CAKE THAN LIKE CARROT CAKE BECAUSE IT'S GONNA WEASEL ITS WAY OUT OF MY

LIKE CARROT CAKE BECAUSE IT'S GONNA WEASEL ITS WAY OUT OF MY BUTT!

GONNA WEASEL ITS WAY OUT OF MY BUTT! HA!

BUTT! HA! YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, DAD?

HA! YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, DAD? I-I TURNED FERRET CAKE INTO

YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE, DAD? I-I TURNED FERRET CAKE INTO CARROT CAKE BECAUSE FERRET IS A

I-I TURNED FERRET CAKE INTO CARROT CAKE BECAUSE FERRET IS A WEASEL.

CARROT CAKE BECAUSE FERRET IS A WEASEL. YEAH.

WEASEL. YEAH. IS THAT HOW ONE-LINERS WORK?

YEAH. IS THAT HOW ONE-LINERS WORK? >> [ GROANS ]

IS THAT HOW ONE-LINERS WORK? >> [ GROANS ] YOU'LL LEARN.

>> [ GROANS ] YOU'LL LEARN. >> ARE -- ARE WE GONNA GO BE

YOU'LL LEARN. >> ARE -- ARE WE GONNA GO BE MEAN NOW, DAD?

>> ARE -- ARE WE GONNA GO BE MEAN NOW, DAD? >> SCREW BEING MEAN.

MEAN NOW, DAD? >> SCREW BEING MEAN. I'M NASTY.

>> SCREW BEING MEAN. I'M NASTY. I MUST GET A COPY OF

I'M NASTY. I MUST GET A COPY OF "THANKSKILLING 2."

I MUST GET A COPY OF "THANKSKILLING 2." >> OH!

"THANKSKILLING 2." >> OH! OH, I CAN'T WAIT, DAD.

>> OH! OH, I CAN'T WAIT, DAD. >> THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS

OH, I CAN'T WAIT, DAD. >> THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS TONIGHT.

>> THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS TONIGHT. COMING UP NEXT...

TONIGHT. COMING UP NEXT... >> CAT STEINBERG, ATTORNEY AT

COMING UP NEXT... >> CAT STEINBERG, ATTORNEY AT PAW.

>> CAT STEINBERG, ATTORNEY AT PAW. >> BUZZ!

PAW. >> BUZZ! BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ!

>> BUZZ! BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ! ♪ I'M SO "DUNGOVER" RIGHT, RIGHT

BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ! ♪ I'M SO "DUNGOVER" RIGHT, RIGHT NOW ♪

♪ I'M SO "DUNGOVER" RIGHT, RIGHT NOW ♪ ♪ GOT INTO WAY TOO MUCH SHIT

NOW ♪ ♪ GOT INTO WAY TOO MUCH SHIT LAST NIGHT ♪

♪ GOT INTO WAY TOO MUCH SHIT LAST NIGHT ♪ ♪ I SURE HOPE A COP DOESN'T PULL

LAST NIGHT ♪ ♪ I SURE HOPE A COP DOESN'T PULL ME OVER ♪

♪ I SURE HOPE A COP DOESN'T PULL ME OVER ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER

ME OVER ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER FUI ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER FUI ♪ LET ME GO BUZZ AROUND IN THIS

FUI ♪ LET ME GO BUZZ AROUND IN THIS DUMPSTER HERE.

LET ME GO BUZZ AROUND IN THIS DUMPSTER HERE. >> [ CRYING ]

DUMPSTER HERE. >> [ CRYING ] MIND?

>> [ CRYING ] MIND? "PEACE OF MIND."

MIND? "PEACE OF MIND." [ SIGHS ]

"PEACE OF MIND." [ SIGHS ] I DON'T SEE NO STUPID PEACE.

[ SIGHS ] I DON'T SEE NO STUPID PEACE. >> [ YAWNS ]

I DON'T SEE NO STUPID PEACE. >> [ YAWNS ] WHO DARES AWAKEN ME?!

>> [ YAWNS ] WHO DARES AWAKEN ME?! >> HEY, WHO SAID THAT?

WHO DARES AWAKEN ME?! >> HEY, WHO SAID THAT? HELLO?

>> HEY, WHO SAID THAT? HELLO? >> IT WAS ME, GREG.

HELLO? >> IT WAS ME, GREG. GREG GARBAGE, THAT IS.

>> IT WAS ME, GREG. GREG GARBAGE, THAT IS. >> UGH!

GREG GARBAGE, THAT IS. >> UGH! >> SORRY, DEAR.

>> UGH! >> SORRY, DEAR. CAN'T EXPECT TO HAVE GOOD BREATH

>> SORRY, DEAR. CAN'T EXPECT TO HAVE GOOD BREATH WHEN YOU EAT TRASH ALL DAY.

CAN'T EXPECT TO HAVE GOOD BREATH WHEN YOU EAT TRASH ALL DAY. [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

WHEN YOU EAT TRASH ALL DAY. [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ SIGHS ]

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> YOU LOOK A LITTLE BLUE.

>> [ SIGHS ] >> YOU LOOK A LITTLE BLUE. OR...ORANGE?

>> YOU LOOK A LITTLE BLUE. OR...ORANGE? MUST BE LOOKING FOR YOUR MIND,

OR...ORANGE? MUST BE LOOKING FOR YOUR MIND, ARE YOU?

MUST BE LOOKING FOR YOUR MIND, ARE YOU? >> HA! HOW DID YOU KNOW?

ARE YOU? >> HA! HOW DID YOU KNOW? >> AH, WHEN YOU'RE UNWANTED, YOU

>> HA! HOW DID YOU KNOW? >> AH, WHEN YOU'RE UNWANTED, YOU CAN BE QUITE PERCEPTIVE.

>> AH, WHEN YOU'RE UNWANTED, YOU CAN BE QUITE PERCEPTIVE. BESIDES, I GOT A FRIEND YOU'LL

CAN BE QUITE PERCEPTIVE. BESIDES, I GOT A FRIEND YOU'LL RECOGNIZE, AND HE JUST MIGHT BE

BESIDES, I GOT A FRIEND YOU'LL RECOGNIZE, AND HE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.

RECOGNIZE, AND HE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. >> FOLLOW ME, YOMI.

ABLE TO HELP. >> FOLLOW ME, YOMI. >> WOW!

>> FOLLOW ME, YOMI. >> WOW! >> ♪ MEOW

>> WOW! >> ♪ MEOW ♪ MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

>> ♪ MEOW ♪ MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMIR ♪

♪ MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMIR ♪ >> YAY!

MEOWMIR ♪ >> YAY! >> ♪ HE'S A CAT THAT WILL SAVE

>> YAY! >> ♪ HE'S A CAT THAT WILL SAVE THE DAY ♪

>> ♪ HE'S A CAT THAT WILL SAVE THE DAY ♪ >> SAVE THE DAY.

THE DAY ♪ >> SAVE THE DAY. >> ♪ ALWAYS THERE IN THE NIP OF

>> SAVE THE DAY. >> ♪ ALWAYS THERE IN THE NIP OF TIME ♪

>> ♪ ALWAYS THERE IN THE NIP OF TIME ♪ >> SING US A SONG, WHISKER

TIME ♪ >> SING US A SONG, WHISKER BISCUITS.

>> SING US A SONG, WHISKER BISCUITS. GET OUR HEARTS PUMPING AND OUR

BISCUITS. GET OUR HEARTS PUMPING AND OUR MEATS FLAPPING.

GET OUR HEARTS PUMPING AND OUR MEATS FLAPPING. TAKE IT AWAY, CLAMMY.

MEATS FLAPPING. TAKE IT AWAY, CLAMMY. >> ♪ THE NAME'S CLAMMY, YEAH

TAKE IT AWAY, CLAMMY. >> ♪ THE NAME'S CLAMMY, YEAH ♪ I'M ONE OF THE BUNCH

>> ♪ THE NAME'S CLAMMY, YEAH ♪ I'M ONE OF THE BUNCH ♪ THEY ALL LOVE ME 'CAUSE I GOT

♪ I'M ONE OF THE BUNCH ♪ THEY ALL LOVE ME 'CAUSE I GOT CARPET TO MUNCH ♪

♪ THEY ALL LOVE ME 'CAUSE I GOT CARPET TO MUNCH ♪ >> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

CARPET TO MUNCH ♪ >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] ♪ THE NAME'S SPIELBERG, YEAH

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] ♪ THE NAME'S SPIELBERG, YEAH ♪ THE SMART ONE OF THE LOT

♪ THE NAME'S SPIELBERG, YEAH ♪ THE SMART ONE OF THE LOT ♪ I'M SUPER-DUPER BRIGHT

♪ THE SMART ONE OF THE LOT ♪ I'M SUPER-DUPER BRIGHT 'CAUSE I DON'T SMOKE POT ♪

♪ I'M SUPER-DUPER BRIGHT 'CAUSE I DON'T SMOKE POT ♪ >> ♪ CLITORIS CHRIS,

'CAUSE I DON'T SMOKE POT ♪ >> ♪ CLITORIS CHRIS, THE TOUGH ONE OF THE GANG ♪

>> ♪ CLITORIS CHRIS, THE TOUGH ONE OF THE GANG ♪ ♪ IF YOU GREASE YOUR HAIR, TOO,

THE TOUGH ONE OF THE GANG ♪ ♪ IF YOU GREASE YOUR HAIR, TOO, THEN YOU AND ME CAN HANG ♪

♪ IF YOU GREASE YOUR HAIR, TOO, THEN YOU AND ME CAN HANG ♪ >> ♪ SUNSHINE, RAINBOWS,

THEN YOU AND ME CAN HANG ♪ >> ♪ SUNSHINE, RAINBOWS, ANAL KISSES, TOO ♪

>> ♪ SUNSHINE, RAINBOWS, ANAL KISSES, TOO ♪ >> [ COUGHING ]

ANAL KISSES, TOO ♪ >> [ COUGHING ] >> HUH.

>> [ COUGHING ] >> HUH. >> YOMIS, SOMETIMES WHAT YOU'RE

>> HUH. >> YOMIS, SOMETIMES WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS JUST A HAIRBALL

>> YOMIS, SOMETIMES WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS JUST A HAIRBALL AWAY.

LOOKING FOR IS JUST A HAIRBALL AWAY. >> [ COUGHING ]

AWAY. >> [ COUGHING ] >> COME ON, BIG FELLA.

>> [ COUGHING ] >> COME ON, BIG FELLA. YOU DON'T USUALLY CHOKE LIKE

>> COME ON, BIG FELLA. YOU DON'T USUALLY CHOKE LIKE THIS.

YOU DON'T USUALLY CHOKE LIKE THIS. >> OH!

THIS. >> OH! HUH?

>> OH! HUH? HEY, THIS ISN'T MY MIND.

HUH? HEY, THIS ISN'T MY MIND. >> WELL, IT AIN'T TRASH, EITHER,

HEY, THIS ISN'T MY MIND. >> WELL, IT AIN'T TRASH, EITHER, DEAR.

>> WELL, IT AIN'T TRASH, EITHER, DEAR. LOOK, NOW, YOMI...

DEAR. LOOK, NOW, YOMI... >> BUT WAIT!

LOOK, NOW, YOMI... >> BUT WAIT! >> GOODBYE, YOMIS.

>> BUT WAIT! >> GOODBYE, YOMIS. >> AW.

>> GOODBYE, YOMIS. >> AW. [ HUMMING "MEOWMIR" THEME ]

>> AW. [ HUMMING "MEOWMIR" THEME ] >> [ HUMMING "MEOWMIR" THEME ]

[ HUMMING "MEOWMIR" THEME ] >> [ HUMMING "MEOWMIR" THEME ] >> HUH?

>> [ HUMMING "MEOWMIR" THEME ] >> HUH? HEY.

>> HUH? HEY. YOU KNOW "MEOWMIR"?

HEY. YOU KNOW "MEOWMIR"? >> YES.

YOU KNOW "MEOWMIR"? >> YES. MY SON USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW

>> YES. MY SON USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW YEARS AGO.

MY SON USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW YEARS AGO. HOW'S IT GO AGAIN?

YEARS AGO. HOW'S IT GO AGAIN? >> ♪ ALWAYS THERE IN THE NIP OF

HOW'S IT GO AGAIN? >> ♪ ALWAYS THERE IN THE NIP OF TIME ♪

>> ♪ ALWAYS THERE IN THE NIP OF TIME ♪ >> YEAH.

TIME ♪ >> YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> THAT'S IT.

>> YEAH, YEAH. >> THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

>> THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. >> HMM.

THAT'S IT. >> HMM. WHY DO YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S HAIR?

>> HMM. WHY DO YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S HAIR? >> WHAT?

WHY DO YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S HAIR? >> WHAT? THIS AIN'T NO WOMAN'S HAIR, KID.

>> WHAT? THIS AIN'T NO WOMAN'S HAIR, KID. THIS IS HORSE, HUMAN HAIR, YAK,

THIS AIN'T NO WOMAN'S HAIR, KID. THIS IS HORSE, HUMAN HAIR, YAK, HOUSE-CAT HAIR.

THIS IS HORSE, HUMAN HAIR, YAK, HOUSE-CAT HAIR. IT'S CALLED A WIG.

HOUSE-CAT HAIR. IT'S CALLED A WIG. >> OH, LIKE A WIG NEWTON.

IT'S CALLED A WIG. >> OH, LIKE A WIG NEWTON. >> NO, NOT LIKE A WIG NEWTON AT

>> OH, LIKE A WIG NEWTON. >> NO, NOT LIKE A WIG NEWTON AT ALL.

>> NO, NOT LIKE A WIG NEWTON AT ALL. COME ON.

ALL. COME ON. BACK IN THE DAY, IF SOMEONE WORE

COME ON. BACK IN THE DAY, IF SOMEONE WORE A WIG, IT MEANT THEY WERE A VERY

BACK IN THE DAY, IF SOMEONE WORE A WIG, IT MEANT THEY WERE A VERY POWERFUL PERSON.

A WIG, IT MEANT THEY WERE A VERY POWERFUL PERSON. SAME RULES APPLY TODAY, KID.

POWERFUL PERSON. SAME RULES APPLY TODAY, KID. >> [ GRUNTING ]

SAME RULES APPLY TODAY, KID. >> [ GRUNTING ] >> YOU NEED HELP OR SOMETHING?

>> [ GRUNTING ] >> YOU NEED HELP OR SOMETHING? >> YES.

>> YOU NEED HELP OR SOMETHING? >> YES. >> ALL RIGHT, FINE.

>> YES. >> ALL RIGHT, FINE. >> JUST PUT ME DOWN.

>> ALL RIGHT, FINE. >> JUST PUT ME DOWN. >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

>> JUST PUT ME DOWN. >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, ANYWAYS?

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, ANYWAYS? >> OH, GEEZ, WELL, I LOST MY

IN THERE, ANYWAYS? >> OH, GEEZ, WELL, I LOST MY MIND, AND I WAS LOOKING FOR IT.

>> OH, GEEZ, WELL, I LOST MY MIND, AND I WAS LOOKING FOR IT. >> HEY, UNCLE DONNY!

MIND, AND I WAS LOOKING FOR IT. >> HEY, UNCLE DONNY! HEY, MAN, LOOK!

>> HEY, UNCLE DONNY! HEY, MAN, LOOK! UNCLE DONNY OVER THERE!

HEY, MAN, LOOK! UNCLE DONNY OVER THERE! >> HA! UNCLE DONNY?

UNCLE DONNY OVER THERE! >> HA! UNCLE DONNY? YOUR NAME'S UNCLE DONNY?

>> HA! UNCLE DONNY? YOUR NAME'S UNCLE DONNY? >> YEAH, SO?

YOUR NAME'S UNCLE DONNY? >> YEAH, SO? WHAT, YOU GOT A BETTER NAME OR

>> YEAH, SO? WHAT, YOU GOT A BETTER NAME OR SOMETHING?

WHAT, YOU GOT A BETTER NAME OR SOMETHING? >> YOMI.

SOMETHING? >> YOMI. >> YO WHAT?

>> YOMI. >> YO WHAT? >> YOMI.

>> YO WHAT? >> YOMI. >> YEAH, OKAY, YO WHATEVER.

>> YOMI. >> YEAH, OKAY, YO WHATEVER. YOMI.

>> YEAH, OKAY, YO WHATEVER. YOMI. LISTEN, I GOT TO GO HOME.

YOMI. LISTEN, I GOT TO GO HOME. I GOT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WAITING

LISTEN, I GOT TO GO HOME. I GOT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WAITING FOR ME AND AN OVEN FULL OF FOOD.

I GOT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WAITING FOR ME AND AN OVEN FULL OF FOOD. SO, I'M GONNA PASS ON BEING

FOR ME AND AN OVEN FULL OF FOOD. SO, I'M GONNA PASS ON BEING MOCKED BY A...THING IN THE

SO, I'M GONNA PASS ON BEING MOCKED BY A...THING IN THE STREET.

MOCKED BY A...THING IN THE STREET. P.S. TAKE A SHOWER.

STREET. P.S. TAKE A SHOWER. YOU REEK.

P.S. TAKE A SHOWER. YOU REEK. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

YOU REEK. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. >> [ SIGHS ]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING. >> [ SIGHS ] HEY.

>> [ SIGHS ] HEY. "PEACE OF MIND."

HEY. "PEACE OF MIND." UNCLE DONNY?

"PEACE OF MIND." UNCLE DONNY? PEACE OF MIND, UNCLE DONNY!

UNCLE DONNY? PEACE OF MIND, UNCLE DONNY! [ GASPS ]

PEACE OF MIND, UNCLE DONNY! [ GASPS ] >> HEY, UNCLE DONNY!

[ GASPS ] >> HEY, UNCLE DONNY! HEY, MAN, LOOK!

>> HEY, UNCLE DONNY! HEY, MAN, LOOK! UNCLE DONNY OVER THERE!

HEY, MAN, LOOK! UNCLE DONNY OVER THERE! >> MR. UNCLE DONNY!

UNCLE DONNY OVER THERE! >> MR. UNCLE DONNY! MR. UNCLE DONNY!

>> MR. UNCLE DONNY! MR. UNCLE DONNY! WAIT! WAIT!

MR. UNCLE DONNY! WAIT! WAIT! [ PANTING ]

WAIT! WAIT! [ PANTING ] IS THIS TRUE?

[ PANTING ] IS THIS TRUE? DO YOU HAVE A PIECE OF MY MIND?

IS THIS TRUE? DO YOU HAVE A PIECE OF MY MIND? >> NO, THAT'S JUST A SLOGAN.

DO YOU HAVE A PIECE OF MY MIND? >> NO, THAT'S JUST A SLOGAN. >> WH--WHERE CAN I FIND

>> NO, THAT'S JUST A SLOGAN. >> WH--WHERE CAN I FIND THANKSGIVING?

>> WH--WHERE CAN I FIND THANKSGIVING? >> AT HOME.

THANKSGIVING? >> AT HOME. >> NO, REALLY.

>> AT HOME. >> NO, REALLY. WHERE?

>> NO, REALLY. WHERE? >> LISTEN, KID, ASK YOUR

WHERE? >> LISTEN, KID, ASK YOUR PARENTS, OKAY?

>> LISTEN, KID, ASK YOUR PARENTS, OKAY? >> BUT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY

PARENTS, OKAY? >> BUT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

>> BUT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. >> [ SIGHS ]

YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND? >> YES, SIR. AND RIGHT NOW, I THINK IT WENT

>> YES, SIR. AND RIGHT NOW, I THINK IT WENT TO THANKSGIVING.

AND RIGHT NOW, I THINK IT WENT TO THANKSGIVING. >> OKAY.

TO THANKSGIVING. >> OKAY. I'LL SHOW YOU THANKSGIVING.

>> OKAY. I'LL SHOW YOU THANKSGIVING. >> [ GASPS ]

I'LL SHOW YOU THANKSGIVING. >> [ GASPS ] [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ GASPS ] [ LAUGHS ] THANKSGIVING!

>> YEAH, SIR, I JUST CAN'T EXPRESS HOW ECSTATIC I AM TO HAVE YOU FLY ME.

EXPRESS HOW ECSTATIC I AM TO HAVE YOU FLY ME. I MEAN, BIG SEAGULL TAXI -- WE

HAVE YOU FLY ME. I MEAN, BIG SEAGULL TAXI -- WE NEVER THOUGHT WE 'D HAVE A

I MEAN, BIG SEAGULL TAXI -- WE NEVER THOUGHT WE 'D HAVE A CLIENT AS -- AS PRESTIGIOUS AS

NEVER THOUGHT WE 'D HAVE A CLIENT AS -- AS PRESTIGIOUS AS YOU.

CLIENT AS -- AS PRESTIGIOUS AS YOU. I MEAN, FLYING IS THE BEST

YOU. I MEAN, FLYING IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD, SIR, AND

I MEAN, FLYING IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD, SIR, AND I'M SO HAPPY TO SHARE THAT WITH

FEELING IN THE WORLD, SIR, AND I'M SO HAPPY TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU.

I'M SO HAPPY TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU. >> ENOUGH, JOFFREY, ENOUGH!

YOU. >> ENOUGH, JOFFREY, ENOUGH! >> TELL IT, SIR, DON'T MAKE ME

>> ENOUGH, JOFFREY, ENOUGH! >> TELL IT, SIR, DON'T MAKE ME SMELL IT.

>> TELL IT, SIR, DON'T MAKE ME SMELL IT. >> WELL, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT

SMELL IT. >> WELL, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT FLYING.

>> WELL, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT FLYING. KEEP YOUR BEAK FUCKING SHUT.

FLYING. KEEP YOUR BEAK FUCKING SHUT. EH, SIR, I GET IT.

KEEP YOUR BEAK FUCKING SHUT. EH, SIR, I GET IT. YOU'RE JEALOUS.

EH, SIR, I GET IT. YOU'RE JEALOUS. IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

YOU'RE JEALOUS. IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. YOU GOT WINGS, BUT YOU CAN'T

IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. YOU GOT WINGS, BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY USE THEM.

YOU GOT WINGS, BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY USE THEM. >> [ GROANS ]

REALLY USE THEM. >> [ GROANS ] DAMN RIGHT I'M JEALOUS!

>> [ GROANS ] DAMN RIGHT I'M JEALOUS! THIS SUCKS!

DAMN RIGHT I'M JEALOUS! THIS SUCKS! I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ABLE TO

THIS SUCKS! I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A SHIT ON SOMEBODY FROM THE

I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A SHIT ON SOMEBODY FROM THE SKY, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD

TAKE A SHIT ON SOMEBODY FROM THE SKY, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A TURKEY WENT TO THE

SKY, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A TURKEY WENT TO THE BEACH?

HAPPEN IF A TURKEY WENT TO THE BEACH? [ GROWLS ]

BEACH? [ GROWLS ] >> YEAH, CIAO, BAMBINO.

[ GROWLS ] >> YEAH, CIAO, BAMBINO. OH, YEAH, YEAH, BUD.

>> YEAH, CIAO, BAMBINO. OH, YEAH, YEAH, BUD. WE'LL GET FRO-YO.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, BUD. WE'LL GET FRO-YO. DAD, WE HIT A ROADBLOCK.

WE'LL GET FRO-YO. DAD, WE HIT A ROADBLOCK. UH, THAT WAS YOUR AGENT.

DAD, WE HIT A ROADBLOCK. UH, THAT WAS YOUR AGENT. APPARENTLY, WE CAN'T GET ANY

UH, THAT WAS YOUR AGENT. APPARENTLY, WE CAN'T GET ANY COPIES OF "THANKSKILLING 2"

APPARENTLY, WE CAN'T GET ANY COPIES OF "THANKSKILLING 2" BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE BURNT

COPIES OF "THANKSKILLING 2" BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE BURNT AND HE THREW THE LAST COPY IN

BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE BURNT AND HE THREW THE LAST COPY IN THE GARBAGE.

AND HE THREW THE LAST COPY IN THE GARBAGE. SO, I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME

THE GARBAGE. SO, I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME BETWEEN US.

SO, I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME BETWEEN US. OH!

BETWEEN US. OH! WHOO! I'M FLYING!

OH! WHOO! I'M FLYING! I'M FLYING!

WHOO! I'M FLYING! I'M FLYING! NO! NO! I'M FALLING!

I'M FLYING! NO! NO! I'M FALLING! AAH!

NO! NO! I'M FALLING! AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH! >> [ LAUGHS ]

AAH! >> [ LAUGHS ] HMM.

>> [ LAUGHS ] HMM. >> DADDY, ARE THERE PLAYGROUNDS

HMM. >> DADDY, ARE THERE PLAYGROUNDS IN HEAVEN?

>> DADDY, ARE THERE PLAYGROUNDS IN HEAVEN? >> [ LAUGHS ]

IN HEAVEN? >> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, WHATEVER.

>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, WHATEVER. I NEED YOUR SOUL.

YEAH, WHATEVER. I NEED YOUR SOUL. LET ME SEE THROUGH YOU.

I NEED YOUR SOUL. LET ME SEE THROUGH YOU. HMM.

LET ME SEE THROUGH YOU. HMM. NIBLA, FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING

HMM. NIBLA, FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, AND I'LL REWARD YOU WITH

NIBLA, FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, AND I'LL REWARD YOU WITH GUMMY BEARS AND GUMMY FROGS AND

FOR, AND I'LL REWARD YOU WITH GUMMY BEARS AND GUMMY FROGS AND TOADS.

GUMMY BEARS AND GUMMY FROGS AND TOADS. FLY NOW, LITTLE SOUL.

TOADS. FLY NOW, LITTLE SOUL. >> DAD, I'M FLYING!

FLY NOW, LITTLE SOUL. >> DAD, I'M FLYING! WHERE AM I GOING?

>> DAD, I'M FLYING! WHERE AM I GOING? WHERE AM I GOING?

>> HEY! THAT'S MY FAVORITE HAT!

>> ♪ SITTIN' ON 13th, WHEELCHAIR HELLA CLEAN ♪ ♪ I USED TO KNIT AND SEW, BUT

WHEELCHAIR HELLA CLEAN ♪ ♪ I USED TO KNIT AND SEW, BUT NOW I'M OFF THAT BETV SCREEN ♪

♪ I USED TO KNIT AND SEW, BUT NOW I'M OFF THAT BETV SCREEN ♪ [ LAUGHS ]

NOW I'M OFF THAT BETV SCREEN ♪ [ LAUGHS ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

[ LAUGHS ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] ...JEFFERSON!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] ...JEFFERSON! >> I WARNED YOU, MOTHER -- NO

...JEFFERSON! >> I WARNED YOU, MOTHER -- NO TECHNOLOGY AT THE DINNER TABLE,

>> I WARNED YOU, MOTHER -- NO TECHNOLOGY AT THE DINNER TABLE, OR YOU GET THE LONG PIKE.

TECHNOLOGY AT THE DINNER TABLE, OR YOU GET THE LONG PIKE. >> LONG PIKE?

OR YOU GET THE LONG PIKE. >> LONG PIKE? YOU MEAN THAT FUCKING BUTTER

>> LONG PIKE? YOU MEAN THAT FUCKING BUTTER KNIFE TAPED TO THE END OF A

YOU MEAN THAT FUCKING BUTTER KNIFE TAPED TO THE END OF A BROOMSTICK?

KNIFE TAPED TO THE END OF A BROOMSTICK? >> THIS IS A LONG PIKE, OKAY?

BROOMSTICK? >> THIS IS A LONG PIKE, OKAY? IT'S A PLACEHOLDER RIGHT NOW,

>> THIS IS A LONG PIKE, OKAY? IT'S A PLACEHOLDER RIGHT NOW, BUT WHEN THE REAL LONG PIKE

IT'S A PLACEHOLDER RIGHT NOW, BUT WHEN THE REAL LONG PIKE SHOWS UP, YOU BEST BE WARNED.

BUT WHEN THE REAL LONG PIKE SHOWS UP, YOU BEST BE WARNED. >> WHATEVER.

SHOWS UP, YOU BEST BE WARNED. >> WHATEVER. IS THERE A PHONE AROUND HERE?

>> WHATEVER. IS THERE A PHONE AROUND HERE? >> YOU'RE NOT USING THE PHONE TO

IS THERE A PHONE AROUND HERE? >> YOU'RE NOT USING THE PHONE TO CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND, RODNEY, UH,

>> YOU'RE NOT USING THE PHONE TO CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND, RODNEY, UH, TO COME DOWN HERE AND, UH, SWAP

CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND, RODNEY, UH, TO COME DOWN HERE AND, UH, SWAP YOU.

TO COME DOWN HERE AND, UH, SWAP YOU. >> [ GROANS ]

YOU. >> [ GROANS ] IT'S SWOOP ME, FOOL.

>> [ GROANS ] IT'S SWOOP ME, FOOL. AND FIRST OF ALL, RODNEY WAS SO

IT'S SWOOP ME, FOOL. AND FIRST OF ALL, RODNEY WAS SO LAST WEEK.

AND FIRST OF ALL, RODNEY WAS SO LAST WEEK. I'M FUCKING DeANGELO NOW.

LAST WEEK. I'M FUCKING DeANGELO NOW. >> RODNEY, DeANGELO.

I'M FUCKING DeANGELO NOW. >> RODNEY, DeANGELO. YOU GO THROUGH THESE GUYS LIKE

>> RODNEY, DeANGELO. YOU GO THROUGH THESE GUYS LIKE GODDAMN DISPOSABLE SOMETHING.

YOU GO THROUGH THESE GUYS LIKE GODDAMN DISPOSABLE SOMETHING. >> YEAH, WELL, TO THIS DELICIOUS

GODDAMN DISPOSABLE SOMETHING. >> YEAH, WELL, TO THIS DELICIOUS HAG, THEY ARE DISPOSABLE.

>> YEAH, WELL, TO THIS DELICIOUS HAG, THEY ARE DISPOSABLE. >> MOTHER, LOVE IS A THING TO BE

HAG, THEY ARE DISPOSABLE. >> MOTHER, LOVE IS A THING TO BE CHERISHED.

>> MOTHER, LOVE IS A THING TO BE CHERISHED. YOU FIND LOVE, YOU BETTER HOLD

CHERISHED. YOU FIND LOVE, YOU BETTER HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

YOU FIND LOVE, YOU BETTER HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE. >> WELL, JEFFERSON, LAST NIGHT,

ON FOR DEAR LIFE. >> WELL, JEFFERSON, LAST NIGHT, I GRABBED ONTO DeANGELO'S COCK,

>> WELL, JEFFERSON, LAST NIGHT, I GRABBED ONTO DeANGELO'S COCK, BROUGHT IT IN MY MOUTH, AND HELD

I GRABBED ONTO DeANGELO'S COCK, BROUGHT IT IN MY MOUTH, AND HELD ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

BROUGHT IT IN MY MOUTH, AND HELD ON FOR DEAR LIFE. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE LOVE?

ON FOR DEAR LIFE. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE LOVE? >> THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO TALK

DOES THAT SOUND LIKE LOVE? >> THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SON?

>> THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SON? YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR MY OWN

TO YOUR SON? YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR MY OWN MOTHER SAY, "LAST NIGHT, I

YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR MY OWN MOTHER SAY, "LAST NIGHT, I GRABBED ONTO DeANGELO'S COCK AND

MOTHER SAY, "LAST NIGHT, I GRABBED ONTO DeANGELO'S COCK AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH"?

GRABBED ONTO DeANGELO'S COCK AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH"? YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH"? YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR FROM MY MOM?

YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR FROM MY MOM? >> [ SNIFFS ]

HEAR FROM MY MOM? >> [ SNIFFS ] >> WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE AN

>> [ SNIFFS ] >> WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE AN INTEREST IN SOME OF THE THINGS

>> WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE AN INTEREST IN SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I HAPPEN TO LIKE VERY MUCH?

INTEREST IN SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I HAPPEN TO LIKE VERY MUCH? >> WHY?

THAT I HAPPEN TO LIKE VERY MUCH? >> WHY? THIS SHIT IS DUMB -- YOU AND

>> WHY? THIS SHIT IS DUMB -- YOU AND YOUR DOOFUS FRIEND DONALD

THIS SHIT IS DUMB -- YOU AND YOUR DOOFUS FRIEND DONALD PRANCING AROUND, PRETENDING TO

YOUR DOOFUS FRIEND DONALD PRANCING AROUND, PRETENDING TO BE PILGRIMS OR SOMETHING.

PRANCING AROUND, PRETENDING TO BE PILGRIMS OR SOMETHING. THIS COLONIAL SHIT -- NO ONE

BE PILGRIMS OR SOMETHING. THIS COLONIAL SHIT -- NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHURNING

THIS COLONIAL SHIT -- NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHURNING BUTTER OR BLACKSMITHS.

GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHURNING BUTTER OR BLACKSMITHS. WE DON'T CARE, JEFFERSON.

BUTTER OR BLACKSMITHS. WE DON'T CARE, JEFFERSON. PLUS, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING

WE DON'T CARE, JEFFERSON. PLUS, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.

PLUS, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. >> WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT

IDIOT. >> WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE

>> WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE HEAD OF SECURITY DRESSED BACK

BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE HEAD OF SECURITY DRESSED BACK THEN.

HEAD OF SECURITY DRESSED BACK THEN. >> OH, REALLY?

THEN. >> OH, REALLY? DID THEY USE PUBIC HAIR TO MAKE

>> OH, REALLY? DID THEY USE PUBIC HAIR TO MAKE THEIR WIGS BACK THEN?

DID THEY USE PUBIC HAIR TO MAKE THEIR WIGS BACK THEN? LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING

THEIR WIGS BACK THEN? LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING DeANGELO'S BUSH ON YOUR HEAD.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING DeANGELO'S BUSH ON YOUR HEAD. DeANGELO'S OLD.

DeANGELO'S BUSH ON YOUR HEAD. DeANGELO'S OLD. DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?

DeANGELO'S OLD. DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT? HE'S OLD.

DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT? HE'S OLD. >> WHERE'S IT AT?

HE'S OLD. >> WHERE'S IT AT? [ PANTING ]

>> WHERE'S IT AT? [ PANTING ] THANKSGIVING!

[ PANTING ] THANKSGIVING! YEAH!

THANKSGIVING! YEAH! >> YOMI, CALM DOWN.

YEAH! >> YOMI, CALM DOWN. >> WHERE IS IT?!

>> YOMI, CALM DOWN. >> WHERE IS IT?! IS IT IN HERE?!

>> WHERE IS IT?! IS IT IN HERE?! OH, IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE,

IS IT IN HERE?! OH, IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE, DONNY!

OH, IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE, DONNY! HERE WE GO!

DONNY! HERE WE GO! WHERE?

HERE WE GO! WHERE? >> WHAT THE FUCK?

WHERE? >> WHAT THE FUCK? >> WHERE ARE YOU, MIND?

>> WHAT THE FUCK? >> WHERE ARE YOU, MIND? >> HEY!

>> WHERE ARE YOU, MIND? >> HEY! >> OOH, FOOD.

>> HEY! >> OOH, FOOD. >> SECURITY! HEY!

>> OOH, FOOD. >> SECURITY! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

>> SECURITY! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU STOP RIGHT THERE.

WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU STOP RIGHT THERE. >> YOMI, WHAT ON EARTH?

YOU STOP RIGHT THERE. >> YOMI, WHAT ON EARTH? >> WHAT?

>> YOMI, WHAT ON EARTH? >> WHAT? I'M TRYING TO FIND PIECE OF MY

>> WHAT? I'M TRYING TO FIND PIECE OF MY MIND.

I'M TRYING TO FIND PIECE OF MY MIND. YOU SAID IT WAS AT THANKSGIVING,

MIND. YOU SAID IT WAS AT THANKSGIVING, RIGHT?

YOU SAID IT WAS AT THANKSGIVING, RIGHT? >> JEFFERSON, PUT HER DOWN.

RIGHT? >> JEFFERSON, PUT HER DOWN. >> [ PANTING ]

>> JEFFERSON, PUT HER DOWN. >> [ PANTING ] >> I KNOW THESE TYPES.

>> [ PANTING ] >> I KNOW THESE TYPES. THIS LITTLE BITCH WILL BE IN AND

>> I KNOW THESE TYPES. THIS LITTLE BITCH WILL BE IN AND OUT OF JAIL ALL HER LIFE.

THIS LITTLE BITCH WILL BE IN AND OUT OF JAIL ALL HER LIFE. >> [ SCREAMS ]

OUT OF JAIL ALL HER LIFE. >> [ SCREAMS ] >> SHE'S TRYING TO RILE ME UP.

>> [ SCREAMS ] >> SHE'S TRYING TO RILE ME UP. >> RILE! RILE! RILE! RILE!

>> SHE'S TRYING TO RILE ME UP. >> RILE! RILE! RILE! RILE! >> HEY! YOU!

>> RILE! RILE! RILE! RILE! >> HEY! YOU! SHE ATTACKED ME!

>> HEY! YOU! SHE ATTACKED ME! [ NIBLA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

SHE ATTACKED ME! [ NIBLA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> OH. HI.

[ NIBLA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> OH. HI. I'M NIBLA.

>> OH. HI. I'M NIBLA. WHOO!

I'M NIBLA. WHOO! >> [ GASPS ]

WHOO! >> [ GASPS ] [ Laughing ] OH!

>> [ GASPS ] [ Laughing ] OH! YES! THANKSGIVING!

[ Laughing ] OH! YES! THANKSGIVING! >> JEFFERSON, BACK TO YOUR POST.

YES! THANKSGIVING! >> JEFFERSON, BACK TO YOUR POST. >> HMM.

>> JEFFERSON, BACK TO YOUR POST. >> HMM. YEAH, BACK TO YOUR POST.

>> HMM. YEAH, BACK TO YOUR POST. >> YOU LITTLE BITCH!

YEAH, BACK TO YOUR POST. >> YOU LITTLE BITCH! >> OW! OW! OW!

>> YOU LITTLE BITCH! >> OW! OW! OW! HEY, WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY?

>> OW! OW! OW! HEY, WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY? A BUTTER KNIFE WITH A STICK ON

HEY, WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY? A BUTTER KNIFE WITH A STICK ON IT FOR BUTTERING TOAST EIGHT

A BUTTER KNIFE WITH A STICK ON IT FOR BUTTERING TOAST EIGHT FEET AWAY?

IT FOR BUTTERING TOAST EIGHT FEET AWAY? >> THIS THING IS MAKING ME SO

FEET AWAY? >> THIS THING IS MAKING ME SO MAD, DONNY!

>> THIS THING IS MAKING ME SO MAD, DONNY! COME ON!

MAD, DONNY! COME ON! >> JEFFERSON, NOW.

COME ON! >> JEFFERSON, NOW. BACK TO YOUR POST.

>> JEFFERSON, NOW. BACK TO YOUR POST. >> I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY POST,

BACK TO YOUR POST. >> I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY POST, BUT THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR WILL

>> I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY POST, BUT THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR WILL NOT FLY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND.

BUT THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR WILL NOT FLY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND. THAT ONE -- YOU'RE BANNED.

NOT FLY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND. THAT ONE -- YOU'RE BANNED. YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE PARK FOR

THAT ONE -- YOU'RE BANNED. YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE PARK FOR LIFE.

YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE PARK FOR LIFE. I'M GONNA WRITE IT DOWN.

LIFE. I'M GONNA WRITE IT DOWN. You got me in trouble, you

I'M GONNA WRITE IT DOWN. You got me in trouble, you asshole.

You got me in trouble, you asshole. Dick.

asshole. Dick. >> [ HUMMING ]

Dick. >> [ HUMMING ] >> WHO ARE YOU?

>> [ HUMMING ] >> WHO ARE YOU? >> YOMI.

>> WHO ARE YOU? >> YOMI. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MIND?

>> YOMI. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MIND? >> NO, BUT THIS'LL BLOW IT.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY MIND? >> NO, BUT THIS'LL BLOW IT. TRACK THREE'S DOPE.

>> NO, BUT THIS'LL BLOW IT. TRACK THREE'S DOPE. IT'LL MAKE YOU SHIT.

TRACK THREE'S DOPE. IT'LL MAKE YOU SHIT. THAT'S WHY I CALL IT A DIAPER

IT'LL MAKE YOU SHIT. THAT'S WHY I CALL IT A DIAPER FILLER.

THAT'S WHY I CALL IT A DIAPER FILLER. >> ♪ I GOT GLAUCOMA, I GOT A

FILLER. >> ♪ I GOT GLAUCOMA, I GOT A GLOCK, YOU IN A COMA, CAN'T SEE

>> ♪ I GOT GLAUCOMA, I GOT A GLOCK, YOU IN A COMA, CAN'T SEE SHIT ♪

GLOCK, YOU IN A COMA, CAN'T SEE SHIT ♪ >> LOOKIT.

SHIT ♪ >> LOOKIT. IT'S YOURS FOR A STACK.

>> LOOKIT. IT'S YOURS FOR A STACK. >> LOIS, JUST LEAVE HER BE.

IT'S YOURS FOR A STACK. >> LOIS, JUST LEAVE HER BE. >> FLOWIS, GOD DAMN IT!

>> LOIS, JUST LEAVE HER BE. >> FLOWIS, GOD DAMN IT! IT'S FLOWIS!

>> FLOWIS, GOD DAMN IT! IT'S FLOWIS! AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, YOU'RE

IT'S FLOWIS! AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FORCING AN ASPIRING RAPPER TO BE

AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FORCING AN ASPIRING RAPPER TO BE HERE AGAINST HER WILL WITH YOU

FORCING AN ASPIRING RAPPER TO BE HERE AGAINST HER WILL WITH YOU CRACKERS WHEN I'VE GOT THIS MIX

HERE AGAINST HER WILL WITH YOU CRACKERS WHEN I'VE GOT THIS MIX TAPE TO DROP.

CRACKERS WHEN I'VE GOT THIS MIX TAPE TO DROP. >> [SCOFFS ]

TAPE TO DROP. >> [SCOFFS ] HMM.

>> [SCOFFS ] HMM. [ SIGHS ]

HMM. [ SIGHS ] OOH.

[ SIGHS ] OOH. [ MUNCHING ]

OOH. [ MUNCHING ] >> ROACHING, ROACHY, ROACH.

[ MUNCHING ] >> ROACHING, ROACHY, ROACH. OH. HEYA, YOMI.

>> ROACHING, ROACHY, ROACH. OH. HEYA, YOMI. JUST ROACHING AROUND HERE.

OH. HEYA, YOMI. JUST ROACHING AROUND HERE. THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW I SAW

JUST ROACHING AROUND HERE. THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW I SAW YOUR MIND.

THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW I SAW YOUR MIND. OH, AND THAT I LAID ABOUT 300

YOUR MIND. OH, AND THAT I LAID ABOUT 300 EGGS IN THOSE CHIPS RIGHT THERE.

OH, AND THAT I LAID ABOUT 300 EGGS IN THOSE CHIPS RIGHT THERE. [ LAUGHS ]

EGGS IN THOSE CHIPS RIGHT THERE. [ LAUGHS ] >> [ COUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ] >> [ COUGHS ] WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM?

>> [ COUGHS ] WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM? >> IN THERE.

WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM? >> IN THERE. >> THE OVEN?

>> IN THERE. >> THE OVEN? >> YES, ANYWAYS, FIND THAT MIND,

>> THE OVEN? >> YES, ANYWAYS, FIND THAT MIND, FLEECE FACE.

>> YES, ANYWAYS, FIND THAT MIND, FLEECE FACE. WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT

FLEECE FACE. WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THERE'S A MAJOR PARTY AT THE

WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THERE'S A MAJOR PARTY AT THE ROACHARORITY DOWNTOWN.

THERE'S A MAJOR PARTY AT THE ROACHARORITY DOWNTOWN. DELTA GAMMAS, HERE I COME.

ROACHARORITY DOWNTOWN. DELTA GAMMAS, HERE I COME. >> HUH.

DELTA GAMMAS, HERE I COME. >> HUH. AAH!

>> HUH. AAH! >> SHIT, JEFFERSON!

AAH! >> SHIT, JEFFERSON! >> SHE WAS STEALING OUR FOOD.

>> SHIT, JEFFERSON! >> SHE WAS STEALING OUR FOOD. I CAUGHT HER.

>> SHE WAS STEALING OUR FOOD. I CAUGHT HER. >> NUH-UNH!

I CAUGHT HER. >> NUH-UNH! >> BACK THEN, CHILDREN GOT THEIR

>> NUH-UNH! >> BACK THEN, CHILDREN GOT THEIR HANDS LOPPED OFF FOR THAT SORT

>> BACK THEN, CHILDREN GOT THEIR HANDS LOPPED OFF FOR THAT SORT OF THING.

HANDS LOPPED OFF FOR THAT SORT OF THING. DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO BE HEAD

OF THING. DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO BE HEAD OF SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND?

DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO BE HEAD OF SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND? >> THIS ISN'T THANKSGIVINGLAND

OF SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND? >> THIS ISN'T THANKSGIVINGLAND YET, AND I DON'T WANT AN

>> THIS ISN'T THANKSGIVINGLAND YET, AND I DON'T WANT AN EMPLOYEE OF MINE LONG-PIKING

YET, AND I DON'T WANT AN EMPLOYEE OF MINE LONG-PIKING LITTLE KIDS' HANDS OFF.

EMPLOYEE OF MINE LONG-PIKING LITTLE KIDS' HANDS OFF. >> [ SCOFFS ]

LITTLE KIDS' HANDS OFF. >> [ SCOFFS ] THEN I CAN'T DO MY JOB.

>> [ SCOFFS ] THEN I CAN'T DO MY JOB. THEN I LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE

THEN I CAN'T DO MY JOB. THEN I LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE HEAD OF SECURITY AT

THEN I LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE HEAD OF SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND.

HEAD OF SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND. >> THANKSGIVINGLAND.

THANKSGIVINGLAND. >> THANKSGIVINGLAND. THAT'S SO GRAMMY.

>> THANKSGIVINGLAND. THAT'S SO GRAMMY. >> YEAH, IT'S A THEME PARK I'M

THAT'S SO GRAMMY. >> YEAH, IT'S A THEME PARK I'M BUILDING.

>> YEAH, IT'S A THEME PARK I'M BUILDING. >> WHA--?

BUILDING. >> WHA--? HELLO?

>> WHA--? HELLO? >> WE'RE BUILDING.

HELLO? >> WE'RE BUILDING. WE'RE BUILDING A THEME PARK.

>> WE'RE BUILDING. WE'RE BUILDING A THEME PARK. >> IT'S GOT A GRAVY TRAIN, A YAM

WE'RE BUILDING A THEME PARK. >> IT'S GOT A GRAVY TRAIN, A YAM TRAM.

>> IT'S GOT A GRAVY TRAIN, A YAM TRAM. IT'S GOT A MAIZE MAZE.

TRAM. IT'S GOT A MAIZE MAZE. IT'S AMAZING.

IT'S GOT A MAIZE MAZE. IT'S AMAZING. LIKE MAIZE?

IT'S AMAZING. LIKE MAIZE? [ SCOFFS ]

LIKE MAIZE? [ SCOFFS ] OH, DONNY!

[ SCOFFS ] OH, DONNY! DO THE VOICE!

OH, DONNY! DO THE VOICE! >> NO, NO, I'M NOT DOING THE

DO THE VOICE! >> NO, NO, I'M NOT DOING THE VOICE.

>> NO, NO, I'M NOT DOING THE VOICE. >> WHAT?

VOICE. >> WHAT? >> NO, I'M NOT.

>> WHAT? >> NO, I'M NOT. >> WHAT VOICE?

>> NO, I'M NOT. >> WHAT VOICE? >> I'M NOT GO--

>> WHAT VOICE? >> I'M NOT GO-- YOU GUYS WANT ME TO DO THE

>> I'M NOT GO-- YOU GUYS WANT ME TO DO THE VOICE?

YOU GUYS WANT ME TO DO THE VOICE? >> YEAH. WHAT VOICE?

VOICE? >> YEAH. WHAT VOICE? THERE'S A VOI--

>> YEAH. WHAT VOICE? THERE'S A VOI-- WHAT, IS THERE A THANKSGIVING

THERE'S A VOI-- WHAT, IS THERE A THANKSGIVING VOICE?

WHAT, IS THERE A THANKSGIVING VOICE? DONNY, I WANT TO HEAR THE

VOICE? DONNY, I WANT TO HEAR THE THANKSGIVING VOICE.

DONNY, I WANT TO HEAR THE THANKSGIVING VOICE. >> [ LAUGHS ]

THANKSGIVING VOICE. >> [ LAUGHS ] NIBLA, LET ME SEE THROUGH YOU.

>> [ LAUGHS ] NIBLA, LET ME SEE THROUGH YOU. UNCLE DONNY?

NIBLA, LET ME SEE THROUGH YOU. UNCLE DONNY? THAT CROTCH MULLET HAS MY MOVIE?

UNCLE DONNY? THAT CROTCH MULLET HAS MY MOVIE? GIBLETS.

>> WELCOME TO THANKSGIVINGLAND! JEFFERSON, THE SIGN. >> HUH?

JEFFERSON, THE SIGN. >> HUH? OH, I GET IT.

>> HUH? OH, I GET IT. JUST GET THE PIKE THROUGH HERE.

OH, I GET IT. JUST GET THE PIKE THROUGH HERE. I'LL GET IT WITH MY PIKE IN A

JUST GET THE PIKE THROUGH HERE. I'LL GET IT WITH MY PIKE IN A SEC.

I'LL GET IT WITH MY PIKE IN A SEC. HANG ON, SORRY.

SEC. HANG ON, SORRY. GOT IT CAUGHT ON THIS.

HANG ON, SORRY. GOT IT CAUGHT ON THIS. AND REACHING, REACHING,

GOT IT CAUGHT ON THIS. AND REACHING, REACHING, REACHING.

AND REACHING, REACHING, REACHING. ONE SECOND.

REACHING. ONE SECOND. I GOT IT.

ONE SECOND. I GOT IT. I GOT THIS.

I GOT IT. I GOT THIS. HANG ON.

I GOT THIS. HANG ON. OH!

HANG ON. OH! RUNNING OUT OF LENGTH ON THIS

OH! RUNNING OUT OF LENGTH ON THIS THING.

RUNNING OUT OF LENGTH ON THIS THING. HOPEFULLY, THE REAL DEAL IS A

THING. HOPEFULLY, THE REAL DEAL IS A LITTLE LONGER.

HOPEFULLY, THE REAL DEAL IS A LITTLE LONGER. GET THAT DAMN LIGHT SWITCH!

LITTLE LONGER. GET THAT DAMN LIGHT SWITCH! SON OF A BITCH!

GET THAT DAMN LIGHT SWITCH! SON OF A BITCH! IT'S --

SON OF A BITCH! IT'S -- SEE, YOU GET IN THERE, IT'S THE

IT'S -- SEE, YOU GET IN THERE, IT'S THE LITTLE -- IT'S SUCH A TINY

SEE, YOU GET IN THERE, IT'S THE LITTLE -- IT'S SUCH A TINY SPACE.

LITTLE -- IT'S SUCH A TINY SPACE. YOMI, CAN YOU REACH --

SPACE. YOMI, CAN YOU REACH -- >> WHAT?

YOMI, CAN YOU REACH -- >> WHAT? >> I GET IT.

>> WHAT? >> I GET IT. >> JEFFERSON.

>> I GET IT. >> JEFFERSON. >> I GET IT.

>> JEFFERSON. >> I GET IT. GOD DAMN IT!

>> I GET IT. GOD DAMN IT! SON OF A BITCH!

GOD DAMN IT! SON OF A BITCH! IT'S TRICKY!

SON OF A BITCH! IT'S TRICKY! GOT IT!

IT'S TRICKY! GOT IT! I GOT IT.

GOT IT! I GOT IT. >> I'M STILL WORKING ON THE

I GOT IT. >> I'M STILL WORKING ON THE VOICE.

>> I'M STILL WORKING ON THE VOICE. >> AND THERE, I WILL BE THE HEAD

VOICE. >> AND THERE, I WILL BE THE HEAD OF SECURITY.

>> AND THERE, I WILL BE THE HEAD OF SECURITY. IT'S LIKE A CHIEF OF POLICE,

OF SECURITY. IT'S LIKE A CHIEF OF POLICE, FBI, CIA, MI6, PORT AUTHORITY,

IT'S LIKE A CHIEF OF POLICE, FBI, CIA, MI6, PORT AUTHORITY, IMMIGRATION, THAT STUFF, ALL

FBI, CIA, MI6, PORT AUTHORITY, IMMIGRATION, THAT STUFF, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.

IMMIGRATION, THAT STUFF, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE. IF YOU ARE CAUGHT WITH MODERN

ROLLED INTO ONE. IF YOU ARE CAUGHT WITH MODERN BOOTY, THERE WILL BE A SEVERE

IF YOU ARE CAUGHT WITH MODERN BOOTY, THERE WILL BE A SEVERE PUNISHMENT, AND YOU WILL BE

BOOTY, THERE WILL BE A SEVERE PUNISHMENT, AND YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THANKSGIVINGLAND AND

PUNISHMENT, AND YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THANKSGIVINGLAND AND SHAMED OUT OF THERE FOR 10

BANNED FROM THANKSGIVINGLAND AND SHAMED OUT OF THERE FOR 10 YEARS, OKAY?

SHAMED OUT OF THERE FOR 10 YEARS, OKAY? CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT BEING

YEARS, OKAY? CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT BEING ALLOWED IN THANKSGIVINGLAND FOR

CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT BEING ALLOWED IN THANKSGIVINGLAND FOR 10 YEARS?

ALLOWED IN THANKSGIVINGLAND FOR 10 YEARS? >> I CAN IMAGINE IT, BECAUSE IT

10 YEARS? >> I CAN IMAGINE IT, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING HORRIBLE

>> I CAN IMAGINE IT, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING HORRIBLE IDEA.

SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING HORRIBLE IDEA. >> AT THANKSGIVINGLAND, THERE

IDEA. >> AT THANKSGIVINGLAND, THERE WILL BE NO HANDICAP

>> AT THANKSGIVINGLAND, THERE WILL BE NO HANDICAP ACCESSIBILITY.

WILL BE NO HANDICAP ACCESSIBILITY. OKAY?

ACCESSIBILITY. OKAY? BACK THEN, THE HANDICAPS DIDN'T

OKAY? BACK THEN, THE HANDICAPS DIDN'T MAKE IT.

BACK THEN, THE HANDICAPS DIDN'T MAKE IT. GUYS, NO QUICKIE CUTS, NO FAST

MAKE IT. GUYS, NO QUICKIE CUTS, NO FAST PASSIES.

GUYS, NO QUICKIE CUTS, NO FAST PASSIES. WE WAIT IN LINE AT

PASSIES. WE WAIT IN LINE AT THANKSGIVINGLAND.

WE WAIT IN LINE AT THANKSGIVINGLAND. >> WHY?

THANKSGIVINGLAND. >> WHY? >> YOU WILL WAIT IN LINE.

>> WHY? >> YOU WILL WAIT IN LINE. OKAY, THAT'S THE WAY THEY DID IT

>> YOU WILL WAIT IN LINE. OKAY, THAT'S THE WAY THEY DID IT BACK THEN.

OKAY, THAT'S THE WAY THEY DID IT BACK THEN. PILGRIMS ARE NOTORIOUS LINE

BACK THEN. PILGRIMS ARE NOTORIOUS LINE WAITERS.

PILGRIMS ARE NOTORIOUS LINE WAITERS. THEY WAITED IN LINE FOR

WAITERS. THEY WAITED IN LINE FOR EVERYTHING.

THEY WAITED IN LINE FOR EVERYTHING. LISTEN, GUYS, IN REGARDS TO THE

EVERYTHING. LISTEN, GUYS, IN REGARDS TO THE GRAVY RIVER, YOU CAN FLOAT ON

LISTEN, GUYS, IN REGARDS TO THE GRAVY RIVER, YOU CAN FLOAT ON THE GRAVY RIVER.

GRAVY RIVER, YOU CAN FLOAT ON THE GRAVY RIVER. DO NOT DIP ANY FOOD INTO THE

THE GRAVY RIVER. DO NOT DIP ANY FOOD INTO THE GRAVY RIVER, OKAY?

DO NOT DIP ANY FOOD INTO THE GRAVY RIVER, OKAY? THAT'S GONNA BE A TEMPTATION.

GRAVY RIVER, OKAY? THAT'S GONNA BE A TEMPTATION. DONNY AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THE

THAT'S GONNA BE A TEMPTATION. DONNY AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THE LOGISTICS OF THIS.

DONNY AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THE LOGISTICS OF THIS. WE THINK WE CAN STILL MAKE IT

LOGISTICS OF THIS. WE THINK WE CAN STILL MAKE IT WORK, BUT YOU CAN'T BE DIPPING

WE THINK WE CAN STILL MAKE IT WORK, BUT YOU CAN'T BE DIPPING YOUR NACHO CHIPS IN THE GRAVY.

WORK, BUT YOU CAN'T BE DIPPING YOUR NACHO CHIPS IN THE GRAVY. HEY, MOM, DON'T DO THAT DeANGELO

YOUR NACHO CHIPS IN THE GRAVY. HEY, MOM, DON'T DO THAT DeANGELO THING WHERE -- THAT'S WHAT I'M

HEY, MOM, DON'T DO THAT DeANGELO THING WHERE -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT -- WHERE YOU SMELL

THING WHERE -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT -- WHERE YOU SMELL YOUR PUSSY LIKE THAT.

TALKING ABOUT -- WHERE YOU SMELL YOUR PUSSY LIKE THAT. >> [ GROANS ]

YOUR PUSSY LIKE THAT. >> [ GROANS ] >> OHH.

>> [ GROANS ] >> OHH. >> IS THIS HOW PEOPLE DRESS AT

>> OHH. >> IS THIS HOW PEOPLE DRESS AT THANKSGIVINGLAND?

>> IS THIS HOW PEOPLE DRESS AT THANKSGIVINGLAND? LIKE YOUR MOM, JEFFERSON?

THANKSGIVINGLAND? LIKE YOUR MOM, JEFFERSON? >> CERTAINLY NOT.

LIKE YOUR MOM, JEFFERSON? >> CERTAINLY NOT. SHE LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

>> CERTAINLY NOT. SHE LOOKS RIDICULOUS. MY MOTHER HAPPENS TO BE VERY

SHE LOOKS RIDICULOUS. MY MOTHER HAPPENS TO BE VERY SENILE.

MY MOTHER HAPPENS TO BE VERY SENILE. >> ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU,

SENILE. >> ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU, YOU'LL BE DRINKING A CATHETER

>> ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU, YOU'LL BE DRINKING A CATHETER MILKSHAKE.

YOU'LL BE DRINKING A CATHETER MILKSHAKE. >> GROSS!

MILKSHAKE. >> GROSS! >> I DRESS LIKE THIS FOR ONE

>> GROSS! >> I DRESS LIKE THIS FOR ONE REASON -- BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME

>> I DRESS LIKE THIS FOR ONE REASON -- BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME TO, AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS WORLD

REASON -- BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME TO, AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS WORLD TO GO SEE HIM, I'M GONNA DROP TO

TO, AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS WORLD TO GO SEE HIM, I'M GONNA DROP TO MY KNEES AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE

TO GO SEE HIM, I'M GONNA DROP TO MY KNEES AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE SLOB KNOB.

MY KNEES AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE SLOB KNOB. [ SLURPING ]

SLOB KNOB. [ SLURPING ] >> OH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.

[ SLURPING ] >> OH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. >> NOW, YOU SEE, WHILE MY NITWIT

>> OH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. >> NOW, YOU SEE, WHILE MY NITWIT SON, JEFF, WORKED HIS CRUMMY

>> NOW, YOU SEE, WHILE MY NITWIT SON, JEFF, WORKED HIS CRUMMY SECURITY JOB ALL DAY, I STAYED

SON, JEFF, WORKED HIS CRUMMY SECURITY JOB ALL DAY, I STAYED HOME AND WATCHED MY SOAP OPERAS.

SECURITY JOB ALL DAY, I STAYED HOME AND WATCHED MY SOAP OPERAS. WELL, ONE DAY, JEFF...

HOME AND WATCHED MY SOAP OPERAS. WELL, ONE DAY, JEFF... >> Don't call me Jeff.

WELL, ONE DAY, JEFF... >> Don't call me Jeff. >> ...FORGOT TO PAY THE BILL,

>> Don't call me Jeff. >> ...FORGOT TO PAY THE BILL, AND I WAS LEFT WITH NOTHING BY

>> ...FORGOT TO PAY THE BILL, AND I WAS LEFT WITH NOTHING BY BETV -- MUSIC VIDEOS, RAP ONES.

AND I WAS LEFT WITH NOTHING BY BETV -- MUSIC VIDEOS, RAP ONES. GOD WANTED ME TO BE A RAPPER.

BETV -- MUSIC VIDEOS, RAP ONES. GOD WANTED ME TO BE A RAPPER. SINCE THEN, I'VE BEEN HITTING

GOD WANTED ME TO BE A RAPPER. SINCE THEN, I'VE BEEN HITTING THE STREETS 24/7.

SINCE THEN, I'VE BEEN HITTING THE STREETS 24/7. "SPRINKLE OF WRINKLE," BABY.

>> I DIDN'T DO IT. >> [ GASPS ] WHOA.

>> [ GASPS ] WHOA. COOL.

WHOA. COOL. >> YOMI, GET AWAY FROM THERE.

COOL. >> YOMI, GET AWAY FROM THERE. HANDS OFF!

>> YOMI, GET AWAY FROM THERE. HANDS OFF! COME HELP ME PUT SOME PIES IN

HANDS OFF! COME HELP ME PUT SOME PIES IN THE OVEN.

COME HELP ME PUT SOME PIES IN THE OVEN. PLEASE.

THE OVEN. PLEASE. >> THE OVEN?

PLEASE. >> THE OVEN? WHY DON'T WE PUT THE PIES IN

>> THE OVEN? WHY DON'T WE PUT THE PIES IN THIS GUY?

WHY DON'T WE PUT THE PIES IN THIS GUY? >> Yomi.

THIS GUY? >> Yomi. >> IT'S NOT FOR PIES.

>> Yomi. >> IT'S NOT FOR PIES. >> WELL, WHY NOT?

>> IT'S NOT FOR PIES. >> WELL, WHY NOT? >> [ SIGHS ]

>> WELL, WHY NOT? >> [ SIGHS ] THE OVEN IS HOTTER.

>> [ SIGHS ] THE OVEN IS HOTTER. IT'S MORE TRADITIONAL.

THE OVEN IS HOTTER. IT'S MORE TRADITIONAL. >> BUT NOT NEARLY AS COOL.

IT'S MORE TRADITIONAL. >> BUT NOT NEARLY AS COOL. >> Yomi, shut up.

>> BUT NOT NEARLY AS COOL. >> Yomi, shut up. Shut up.

>> Yomi, shut up. Shut up. >> WHAT'S THIS LEVER DO?

Shut up. >> WHAT'S THIS LEVER DO? HMM.

>> WHAT'S THIS LEVER DO? HMM. [ GRUNTING ]

HMM. [ GRUNTING ] >> GOD DAMN IT, YOMI!

[ GRUNTING ] >> GOD DAMN IT, YOMI! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE IT ALONE,

>> GOD DAMN IT, YOMI! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE IT ALONE, ALL RIGHT?!

I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE IT ALONE, ALL RIGHT?! THIS THING'S JUST VERY

ALL RIGHT?! THIS THING'S JUST VERY DANGEROUS!

THIS THING'S JUST VERY DANGEROUS! >> SORRY.

DANGEROUS! >> SORRY. >> He's freaking out.

>> SORRY. >> He's freaking out. >> JUST QUIT ASKING ME THESE

>> He's freaking out. >> JUST QUIT ASKING ME THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS.

>> JUST QUIT ASKING ME THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS. JUST [GROANS]

FUCKING QUESTIONS. JUST [GROANS] DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU FIND

JUST [GROANS] DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR MIND OR NOT?

DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR MIND OR NOT? >> MM-HMM.

YOUR MIND OR NOT? >> MM-HMM. [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

>> MM-HMM. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> OH, THAT MIGHT BE MY LONG

[ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> OH, THAT MIGHT BE MY LONG PIKE.

>> OH, THAT MIGHT BE MY LONG PIKE. I'LL GET IT.

PIKE. I'LL GET IT. HEAD OF SECURITY.

I'LL GET IT. HEAD OF SECURITY. I'M COMING.

HEAD OF SECURITY. I'M COMING. WHO IS IT?

I'M COMING. WHO IS IT? WHAT IS THAT THING?

WHO IS IT? WHAT IS THAT THING? MY NEW LONG PIKE.

WHAT IS THAT THING? MY NEW LONG PIKE. IT CAME.

MY NEW LONG PIKE. IT CAME. WOW.

IT CAME. WOW. MY LONG PIKE IS HERE, DAD.

WOW. MY LONG PIKE IS HERE, DAD. I'LL BE THE BEST HEAD OF

MY LONG PIKE IS HERE, DAD. I'LL BE THE BEST HEAD OF SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND.

I'LL BE THE BEST HEAD OF SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND. IT'S HERE, GUYS.

SECURITY AT THANKSGIVINGLAND. IT'S HERE, GUYS. MY LONG PIKE CAME.

IT'S HERE, GUYS. MY LONG PIKE CAME. >> [ WHIMPERING ]

MY LONG PIKE CAME. >> [ WHIMPERING ] >> IT CAME.

>> [ WHIMPERING ] >> IT CAME. MY LONG PIKE CAME.

>> IT CAME. MY LONG PIKE CAME. >> THANKSGIVING JUST GOT FU--

[ GRUNTS ] LOOKS LIKE HE JUST QUIT LIFE... COLD TURKEY.

LOOKS LIKE HE JUST QUIT LIFE... COLD TURKEY. >> NO!

COLD TURKEY. >> NO! BASTARD!

>> NO! BASTARD! >> [ GRUNTS ]

BASTARD! >> [ GRUNTS ] MEXICAN BUTTER KNIFE, CLEAN UP

>> [ GRUNTS ] MEXICAN BUTTER KNIFE, CLEAN UP THIS DEATH.

MEXICAN BUTTER KNIFE, CLEAN UP THIS DEATH. HE'S TOAST!

THIS DEATH. HE'S TOAST! [ CAT SCREECHES ]

HE'S TOAST! [ CAT SCREECHES ] ALWAYS REFRIGERATE YOUR

[ CAT SCREECHES ] ALWAYS REFRIGERATE YOUR LEFTOVERS ON THANKSGIVING SO YOU

ALWAYS REFRIGERATE YOUR LEFTOVERS ON THANKSGIVING SO YOU CAN WAKE UP ON BLACK FRIDAY TO A

LEFTOVERS ON THANKSGIVING SO YOU CAN WAKE UP ON BLACK FRIDAY TO A DELICIOUS COLD SNACK.

CAN WAKE UP ON BLACK FRIDAY TO A DELICIOUS COLD SNACK. >> [ WHIMPERING ]

DELICIOUS COLD SNACK. >> [ WHIMPERING ] >> NOW, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY

>> [ WHIMPERING ] >> NOW, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOVIE?

>> NOW, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOVIE? >> LET ME AT HIM!

MOVIE? >> LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!

>> LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! >> NO, NO, YOMI, NO.

LET ME AT HIM! >> NO, NO, YOMI, NO. >> YOU.

>> NO, NO, YOMI, NO. >> YOU. >> ME?

>> YOU. >> ME? >> WHERE IS IT?!

>> ME? >> WHERE IS IT?! [ GROWLS ]

>> WHERE IS IT?! [ GROWLS ] WHERE ARE YOU, NIBLA?

>> DAD, YOU CAME BACK FOR ME. >> NIBLA, COME, JOIN ME. >> ARE WE GONNA BE EVIL LIKE YOU

>> NIBLA, COME, JOIN ME. >> ARE WE GONNA BE EVIL LIKE YOU PROMISED?

>> ARE WE GONNA BE EVIL LIKE YOU PROMISED? >> YES.

PROMISED? >> YES. IN HERE, THE PANTRY.

>> YES. IN HERE, THE PANTRY. >> NO, NIBLA!

IN HERE, THE PANTRY. >> NO, NIBLA! >> QUICK!

>> NO, NIBLA! >> QUICK! FOLLOW THAT RANDOM VOICE!

>> QUICK! FOLLOW THAT RANDOM VOICE! >> OH, FUCK!

FOLLOW THAT RANDOM VOICE! >> OH, FUCK! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> OH, FUCK! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] SON OF A BITCH!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] SON OF A BITCH! NO. NO! STOP!

SON OF A BITCH! NO. NO! STOP! NO!

NO. NO! STOP! NO! N-O-O-O!

NO! N-O-O-O! >> [ LAUGHS ]

N-O-O-O! >> [ LAUGHS ] AND THEN WE RAN OUT OF ALL THE

>> [ LAUGHS ] AND THEN WE RAN OUT OF ALL THE SCHNERBERRY SAUCE.

AND THEN WE RAN OUT OF ALL THE SCHNERBERRY SAUCE. WELL, THAT WAS BACK IN COLLEGE

SCHNERBERRY SAUCE. WELL, THAT WAS BACK IN COLLEGE WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE LARVA.

WELL, THAT WAS BACK IN COLLEGE WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE LARVA. WELL, ANYWAYS, WE MUST BE CLOSE,

WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE LARVA. WELL, ANYWAYS, WE MUST BE CLOSE, RIGHT, MUFF?

WELL, ANYWAYS, WE MUST BE CLOSE, RIGHT, MUFF? YOU DO KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING?

RIGHT, MUFF? YOU DO KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING? >> [ MUMBLES ]

YOU DO KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING? >> [ MUMBLES ] >> WHAT?

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> WHAT? YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT.

>> WHAT? YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT. LET ME GUESS.

YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT. LET ME GUESS. YOU FORGOT TO GET THE LATEST

LET ME GUESS. YOU FORGOT TO GET THE LATEST DOWNLOAD OF SNOOGLE MAPS.

YOU FORGOT TO GET THE LATEST DOWNLOAD OF SNOOGLE MAPS. >> [ MOANS ]

DOWNLOAD OF SNOOGLE MAPS. >> [ MOANS ] >> [ GROANS ]

>> [ MOANS ] >> [ GROANS ] CALL NERD WORM.

[ BEEPING ] >> HELLO? MUFF INDUSTRIES.

>> HELLO? MUFF INDUSTRIES. NERD WORM SPEAKING.

MUFF INDUSTRIES. NERD WORM SPEAKING. >> NERD WORM, I'VE GOT A FLAVOR

NERD WORM SPEAKING. >> NERD WORM, I'VE GOT A FLAVOR TO ASK YOU.

>> NERD WORM, I'VE GOT A FLAVOR TO ASK YOU. >> VANILLA.

TO ASK YOU. >> VANILLA. >> WHAT?

>> VANILLA. >> WHAT? >> YEAH, YOU ASKED ABOUT A

>> WHAT? >> YEAH, YOU ASKED ABOUT A FLAVOR.

>> YEAH, YOU ASKED ABOUT A FLAVOR. >> GOD DAMN IT, NERD WORM, I'D

FLAVOR. >> GOD DAMN IT, NERD WORM, I'D EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW IF

>> GOD DAMN IT, NERD WORM, I'D EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW IF I COULD.

EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW IF I COULD. [ SLURPS ]

I COULD. [ SLURPS ] ANYWAYS, I NEED YOU TO TRACK THE

[ SLURPS ] ANYWAYS, I NEED YOU TO TRACK THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE HERE ON

ANYWAYS, I NEED YOU TO TRACK THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE HERE ON EARTH.

WORST MOVIE EVER MADE HERE ON EARTH. >> EASY FOR ME, RHONDA.

EARTH. >> EASY FOR ME, RHONDA. YOU KNOW, BEING THE INVENTOR OF

>> EASY FOR ME, RHONDA. YOU KNOW, BEING THE INVENTOR OF THE MUFF AND ALL.

YOU KNOW, BEING THE INVENTOR OF THE MUFF AND ALL. HOW'S HE WORKING OUT FOR YOU,

THE MUFF AND ALL. HOW'S HE WORKING OUT FOR YOU, ANYWAYS?

HOW'S HE WORKING OUT FOR YOU, ANYWAYS? >> QUITE MANDY, ACTUALLY.

ANYWAYS? >> QUITE MANDY, ACTUALLY. >> YOU MEAN DANDY, RIGHT?

>> QUITE MANDY, ACTUALLY. >> YOU MEAN DANDY, RIGHT? >> NO, I MEAN MANDY, LIKE

>> YOU MEAN DANDY, RIGHT? >> NO, I MEAN MANDY, LIKE MANDY MOORE, LIKE THAT'S ALL HE

>> NO, I MEAN MANDY, LIKE MANDY MOORE, LIKE THAT'S ALL HE LISTENS TO.

MANDY MOORE, LIKE THAT'S ALL HE LISTENS TO. >> OH, WELL, I HATE TO ADMIT

LISTENS TO. >> OH, WELL, I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, RHONDA, BUT WHILE BUILDING

>> OH, WELL, I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, RHONDA, BUT WHILE BUILDING MUFF'S VORTEX, I ACCIDENTALLY

THIS, RHONDA, BUT WHILE BUILDING MUFF'S VORTEX, I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MANDY MOORE'S LATEST

MUFF'S VORTEX, I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MANDY MOORE'S LATEST ALBUM INTO HIS MECHANISM.

DROPPED MANDY MOORE'S LATEST ALBUM INTO HIS MECHANISM. I BUILT MANDY MOORE INTO MUFF.

ALBUM INTO HIS MECHANISM. I BUILT MANDY MOORE INTO MUFF. >> "THANKSKILLING 2."

I BUILT MANDY MOORE INTO MUFF. >> "THANKSKILLING 2." >> WAIT, WHAT?

>> "THANKSKILLING 2." >> WAIT, WHAT? WEREN'T WE JUST TALKING ABOUT

>> WAIT, WHAT? WEREN'T WE JUST TALKING ABOUT MANDY MOORE'S CAREER?

WEREN'T WE JUST TALKING ABOUT MANDY MOORE'S CAREER? >> OLD NEWS, NERD.

MANDY MOORE'S CAREER? >> OLD NEWS, NERD. "THANKSKILLING 2" IS THE MOVIE I

>> OLD NEWS, NERD. "THANKSKILLING 2" IS THE MOVIE I NEED YOU TO TRACK.

"THANKSKILLING 2" IS THE MOVIE I NEED YOU TO TRACK. >> OH, NO PROBLEM, RHONDA.

NEED YOU TO TRACK. >> OH, NO PROBLEM, RHONDA. LET ME JUST FIRE UP MY ADVANCED

>> OH, NO PROBLEM, RHONDA. LET ME JUST FIRE UP MY ADVANCED SATELLITE OBJECT TRACKER HERE,

LET ME JUST FIRE UP MY ADVANCED SATELLITE OBJECT TRACKER HERE, AND IT'LL BE JUST A MINUTE.

SATELLITE OBJECT TRACKER HERE, AND IT'LL BE JUST A MINUTE. ♪ BEEBITY BOOP BE BOOP

AND IT'LL BE JUST A MINUTE. ♪ BEEBITY BOOP BE BOOP OH, HERE IT IS.

♪ BEEBITY BOOP BE BOOP OH, HERE IT IS. SENDING YOU THE COORDINATES

OH, HERE IT IS. SENDING YOU THE COORDINATES RIGHT NOW, RHONDA.

>> OH, MAYBE MY MIND'S OUT HERE. >> SURE, YOMI. >> MIND!

>> SURE, YOMI. >> MIND! IT'S YOMI!

>> MIND! IT'S YOMI! >> ♪ HE'S GOING AWAY, SECURITY

IT'S YOMI! >> ♪ HE'S GOING AWAY, SECURITY IN HEAVEN ♪

>> ♪ HE'S GOING AWAY, SECURITY IN HEAVEN ♪ ♪ NEVER MET HIS DAD, A DUDE

IN HEAVEN ♪ ♪ NEVER MET HIS DAD, A DUDE NAMED KEVIN ♪

♪ NEVER MET HIS DAD, A DUDE NAMED KEVIN ♪ ♪ TO GOD HE GOES, COLONIAL...

NAMED KEVIN ♪ ♪ TO GOD HE GOES, COLONIAL... TOES ♪

♪ TO GOD HE GOES, COLONIAL... TOES ♪ YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

TOES ♪ YEAH, ALL RIGHT. >> FLOWIS, ARE YOU RAPPING A

YEAH, ALL RIGHT. >> FLOWIS, ARE YOU RAPPING A EULOGY?

>> FLOWIS, ARE YOU RAPPING A EULOGY? >> FUCK OFF, ALL RIGHT?

EULOGY? >> FUCK OFF, ALL RIGHT? I COULD RAP ABOUT WHATEVER THE

>> FUCK OFF, ALL RIGHT? I COULD RAP ABOUT WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, EVEN IF THE STAGE

I COULD RAP ABOUT WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, EVEN IF THE STAGE IS SOME STUPID-ASS HIPPIE

HELL I WANT, EVEN IF THE STAGE IS SOME STUPID-ASS HIPPIE FOREST.

IS SOME STUPID-ASS HIPPIE FOREST. UGH, JUST KEEP PUSHING, YOU

FOREST. UGH, JUST KEEP PUSHING, YOU PUSS.

UGH, JUST KEEP PUSHING, YOU PUSS. >> DONNY, DO YOU MISS YOUR DEAD

PUSS. >> DONNY, DO YOU MISS YOUR DEAD FRIEND JEFFERSON?

>> DONNY, DO YOU MISS YOUR DEAD FRIEND JEFFERSON? >> WELL, OF COURSE I DO.

FRIEND JEFFERSON? >> WELL, OF COURSE I DO. JEFFERSON AND I WERE WORKING ON

>> WELL, OF COURSE I DO. JEFFERSON AND I WERE WORKING ON THANKSGIVINGLAND FOR -- FOR

JEFFERSON AND I WERE WORKING ON THANKSGIVINGLAND FOR -- FOR YEARS.

THANKSGIVINGLAND FOR -- FOR YEARS. >> HORSESHIT.

YEARS. >> HORSESHIT. >> I'M SORRY, LOIS.

>> HORSESHIT. >> I'M SORRY, LOIS. >> RUBBISH, DONALD.

>> I'M SORRY, LOIS. >> RUBBISH, DONALD. YOU AIN'T SORRY.

>> RUBBISH, DONALD. YOU AIN'T SORRY. YOU, DONALD, ARE ONE

YOU AIN'T SORRY. YOU, DONALD, ARE ONE EGOTISTICAL,

YOU, DONALD, ARE ONE EGOTISTICAL, PRUNE-JUICE-DRINKING, SCARED,

EGOTISTICAL, PRUNE-JUICE-DRINKING, SCARED, PUNK-ASS, OLD MOTHERFUCKER.

PRUNE-JUICE-DRINKING, SCARED, PUNK-ASS, OLD MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE TOO SCARED OF A TURKEY,

PUNK-ASS, OLD MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE TOO SCARED OF A TURKEY, AND YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO GET

YOU'RE TOO SCARED OF A TURKEY, AND YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO GET OVER YOUR FAMILY.

AND YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO GET OVER YOUR FAMILY. HANGING OUT WITH THIS LITTLE

OVER YOUR FAMILY. HANGING OUT WITH THIS LITTLE THING AIN'T GONNA BRING THEM

HANGING OUT WITH THIS LITTLE THING AIN'T GONNA BRING THEM BACK.

THING AIN'T GONNA BRING THEM BACK. YOU'RE JUST CAPPING THEM EVEN

BACK. YOU'RE JUST CAPPING THEM EVEN MORE.

YOU'RE JUST CAPPING THEM EVEN MORE. BONY BULLSHITTER YOU ARE,

MORE. BONY BULLSHITTER YOU ARE, UNCLE DONNY.

BONY BULLSHITTER YOU ARE, UNCLE DONNY. >> IS IT TRUE, UNCLE DONNY?

UNCLE DONNY. >> IS IT TRUE, UNCLE DONNY? DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY?

>> IS IT TRUE, UNCLE DONNY? DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY? >> I HAD A FAMILY...

DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY? >> I HAD A FAMILY... ONCE.

>> I HAD A FAMILY... ONCE. IT WAS A FULL MOON OVER

ONCE. IT WAS A FULL MOON OVER HIGHWAY 96.

IT WAS A FULL MOON OVER HIGHWAY 96. I JUST NEEDED ONE MORE 50-POUND

HIGHWAY 96. I JUST NEEDED ONE MORE 50-POUND BARREL OF STUFFING FOR

I JUST NEEDED ONE MORE 50-POUND BARREL OF STUFFING FOR PLUCKMASTER TO FINISH HIM OFF.

BARREL OF STUFFING FOR PLUCKMASTER TO FINISH HIM OFF. AH, MURPHY'S STUFFING.

PLUCKMASTER TO FINISH HIM OFF. AH, MURPHY'S STUFFING. IT WENT SO WELL WITH GALLAGHER

AH, MURPHY'S STUFFING. IT WENT SO WELL WITH GALLAGHER GRAVY.

IT WENT SO WELL WITH GALLAGHER GRAVY. I DECIDED TO SEND MY WIFE AND

GRAVY. I DECIDED TO SEND MY WIFE AND KID OUT.

I DECIDED TO SEND MY WIFE AND KID OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING

KID OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES

TO DO. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES MURPHY'S STUFFING?

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES MURPHY'S STUFFING? WOLVES LIKE MURPHY'S STUFFING!

MURPHY'S STUFFING? WOLVES LIKE MURPHY'S STUFFING! [ INDISTINCT SCREAMING ]

WOLVES LIKE MURPHY'S STUFFING! [ INDISTINCT SCREAMING ] NOT ONLY DID THE WOLVES GET OUR

[ INDISTINCT SCREAMING ] NOT ONLY DID THE WOLVES GET OUR STUFFING, THEY GOT IT WITH A

NOT ONLY DID THE WOLVES GET OUR STUFFING, THEY GOT IT WITH A SIDE OF WIFE AND CHILD!

STUFFING, THEY GOT IT WITH A SIDE OF WIFE AND CHILD! AFTER THAT, I TURNED OFF

SIDE OF WIFE AND CHILD! AFTER THAT, I TURNED OFF PLUCKMASTER AND NEVER TURNED HIM

AFTER THAT, I TURNED OFF PLUCKMASTER AND NEVER TURNED HIM ON AGAIN.

PLUCKMASTER AND NEVER TURNED HIM ON AGAIN. THAT BASTARD RUINED MY LIFE.

ON AGAIN. THAT BASTARD RUINED MY LIFE. SO I DECIDED TO BUILD

THAT BASTARD RUINED MY LIFE. SO I DECIDED TO BUILD THANKSGIVINGLAND...

SO I DECIDED TO BUILD THANKSGIVINGLAND... A PLACE I BELIEVE WILL BRING

THANKSGIVINGLAND... A PLACE I BELIEVE WILL BRING OTHERS HAPPINESS...

A PLACE I BELIEVE WILL BRING OTHERS HAPPINESS... >> AWW.

OTHERS HAPPINESS... >> AWW. >> ...THAT I ONCE HAD.

>> AWW. >> ...THAT I ONCE HAD. >> YOU'RE DEAD, UNCLE DONNY!

>> ...THAT I ONCE HAD. >> YOU'RE DEAD, UNCLE DONNY! >> UNCLE DONNY!

>> YOU'RE DEAD, UNCLE DONNY! >> UNCLE DONNY! >> GET OFF ME!

>> UNCLE DONNY! >> GET OFF ME! >> STOP IT!

YOU ARE THE GATES OF THE FEATHER WORLD, A PEACEFUL AFTERLIFE FOR TURKEYS.

WORLD, A PEACEFUL AFTERLIFE FOR TURKEYS. >> WHAT ARE THOSE STUPID LITTLE

TURKEYS. >> WHAT ARE THOSE STUPID LITTLE BIRDS DOING ON THAT NEST, HUH?

>> WHAT ARE THOSE STUPID LITTLE BIRDS DOING ON THAT NEST, HUH? >> QUIET, YOU WRETCHED

BIRDS DOING ON THAT NEST, HUH? >> QUIET, YOU WRETCHED ABOMINATION.

>> QUIET, YOU WRETCHED ABOMINATION. I HAD TO BABYSIT TONIGHT, AND I

ABOMINATION. I HAD TO BABYSIT TONIGHT, AND I COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT.

I HAD TO BABYSIT TONIGHT, AND I COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT. THIS IS LITTLE DAVEY AND

COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT. THIS IS LITTLE DAVEY AND SLURP CHIRP.

THIS IS LITTLE DAVEY AND SLURP CHIRP. >> HEY, EVERYBODY.

SLURP CHIRP. >> HEY, EVERYBODY. >> DON'T MIND THEM.

>> HEY, EVERYBODY. >> DON'T MIND THEM. >> SLURP CHIRP?

>> DON'T MIND THEM. >> SLURP CHIRP? [ LAUGHS ]

>> SLURP CHIRP? [ LAUGHS ] >> I'VE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO

[ LAUGHS ] >> I'VE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO HELP.

>> I'VE BROUGHT YOU HERE TO HELP. I AM A WISE TURKEY...

HELP. I AM A WISE TURKEY... >> [ SIGHS ]

I AM A WISE TURKEY... >> [ SIGHS ] >> ...ONE OF THE --

>> [ SIGHS ] >> ...ONE OF THE -- BY GIBLET, LOOK AT THAT.

>> ...ONE OF THE -- BY GIBLET, LOOK AT THAT. WHAT IS YOUR GIVEN NAME?

BY GIBLET, LOOK AT THAT. WHAT IS YOUR GIVEN NAME? >> YOMI.

WHAT IS YOUR GIVEN NAME? >> YOMI. >> COME FORWARD, YOMI.

YOU'RE QUITE, QUITE SPECIAL, DEAR. IT'S BEEN AGES.

DEAR. IT'S BEEN AGES. >> YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

IT'S BEEN AGES. >> YOU KNOW WHO I AM? CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY MIND?

>> YOU KNOW WHO I AM? CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY MIND? WITHOUT IT, I --

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY MIND? WITHOUT IT, I -- >> I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU'RE FROM

WITHOUT IT, I -- >> I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU'RE FROM A LAND WHERE PLANES AND SHIPS

>> I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU'RE FROM A LAND WHERE PLANES AND SHIPS AND ALIENS CANNOT REACH.

A LAND WHERE PLANES AND SHIPS AND ALIENS CANNOT REACH. IF YOU'RE ON EARTH, SOMEONE

AND ALIENS CANNOT REACH. IF YOU'RE ON EARTH, SOMEONE BELIEVES IN YOU A GREAT DEAL.

IF YOU'RE ON EARTH, SOMEONE BELIEVES IN YOU A GREAT DEAL. >> OH, JESUS.

BELIEVES IN YOU A GREAT DEAL. >> OH, JESUS. SOUNDS LIKE THE LONGEST, MOST

>> OH, JESUS. SOUNDS LIKE THE LONGEST, MOST BORINGEST STORY EVER COMING UP.

SOUNDS LIKE THE LONGEST, MOST BORINGEST STORY EVER COMING UP. >> HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO, WISE

BORINGEST STORY EVER COMING UP. >> HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO, WISE TURKEYS LIKE MYSELF GUARDED THE

>> HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO, WISE TURKEYS LIKE MYSELF GUARDED THE LAND.

TURKEYS LIKE MYSELF GUARDED THE LAND. MEMBERS OF THE FEATHREN, WE

LAND. MEMBERS OF THE FEATHREN, WE PROSPERED...

MEMBERS OF THE FEATHREN, WE PROSPERED... >> HEY, DAVEY, WHILE WISE

PROSPERED... >> HEY, DAVEY, WHILE WISE TURKEY'S TELLING HIS STUPID

>> HEY, DAVEY, WHILE WISE TURKEY'S TELLING HIS STUPID FUCKING STORY, YOU WANT TO LEARN

TURKEY'S TELLING HIS STUPID FUCKING STORY, YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY WITH ME?

FUCKING STORY, YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY WITH ME? WATCH, I LEARNED THIS TODAY.

HOW TO FLY WITH ME? WATCH, I LEARNED THIS TODAY. W-W-W-WHOO!

WATCH, I LEARNED THIS TODAY. W-W-W-WHOO! >> ...BEFORE THE HUNTING, THE

W-W-W-WHOO! >> ...BEFORE THE HUNTING, THE PLUCKING, AND THE STUFFING

>> ...BEFORE THE HUNTING, THE PLUCKING, AND THE STUFFING PLAGUED US.

PLUCKING, AND THE STUFFING PLAGUED US. >> OOH, OOH, OOH!

PLAGUED US. >> OOH, OOH, OOH! I WANT TO TELL THIS NEXT PART.

>> OOH, OOH, OOH! I WANT TO TELL THIS NEXT PART. 'KAY, THANKS.

I WANT TO TELL THIS NEXT PART. 'KAY, THANKS. WITH THANKSGIVING CAME THE GREAT

'KAY, THANKS. WITH THANKSGIVING CAME THE GREAT BEHEADING OF OUR KIND.

WITH THANKSGIVING CAME THE GREAT BEHEADING OF OUR KIND. THOSE WHO ACCEPTED THEIR FATE

BEHEADING OF OUR KIND. THOSE WHO ACCEPTED THEIR FATE LIVED ON HERE IN THE FEATHER

THOSE WHO ACCEPTED THEIR FATE LIVED ON HERE IN THE FEATHER WORLD, BUT THERE WERE THOSE WHO

LIVED ON HERE IN THE FEATHER WORLD, BUT THERE WERE THOSE WHO CHOSE ANGER AND MEANNESS AGAINST

WORLD, BUT THERE WERE THOSE WHO CHOSE ANGER AND MEANNESS AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE.

CHOSE ANGER AND MEANNESS AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE. IT WAS THIS HATRED THAT SPAWNED

THE HUMAN RACE. IT WAS THIS HATRED THAT SPAWNED THE MOST EVIL OF THEM ALL.

IT WAS THIS HATRED THAT SPAWNED THE MOST EVIL OF THEM ALL. >> A DEVIL TURKEY, SPELLBOUND BY

THE MOST EVIL OF THEM ALL. >> A DEVIL TURKEY, SPELLBOUND BY AN ANCIENT NATIVE AMERICAN

>> A DEVIL TURKEY, SPELLBOUND BY AN ANCIENT NATIVE AMERICAN CURSE.

AN ANCIENT NATIVE AMERICAN CURSE. ONCE A WISE TURKEY HIMSELF, THE

CURSE. ONCE A WISE TURKEY HIMSELF, THE EVIL ONE REMAINS THE LAST OF OUR

ONCE A WISE TURKEY HIMSELF, THE EVIL ONE REMAINS THE LAST OF OUR KIND STILL LIVING TODAY.

EVIL ONE REMAINS THE LAST OF OUR KIND STILL LIVING TODAY. >> SLURP CHIRP.

KIND STILL LIVING TODAY. >> SLURP CHIRP. >> HE NOW GOES SIMPLY BY TURKIE.

>> SLURP CHIRP. >> HE NOW GOES SIMPLY BY TURKIE. [ BONES CRACK ]

>> HE NOW GOES SIMPLY BY TURKIE. [ BONES CRACK ] TAKE THIS.

[ BONES CRACK ] TAKE THIS. LET IT GUIDE YOU.

TAKE THIS. LET IT GUIDE YOU. >> HUH.

LET IT GUIDE YOU. >> HUH. A MINI BOOMERANG?

>> HUH. A MINI BOOMERANG? >> MY FRIEND.

A MINI BOOMERANG? >> MY FRIEND. JOIN ME.

>> LIKE THE CLOTHES, MAN. OKAY.

>> STAY BY HER SIDE. THERE'S SOMETHING PECULIAR ABOUT YOUR FRIEND THERE...

THERE'S SOMETHING PECULIAR ABOUT YOUR FRIEND THERE... >> [ MUTTERING ]

YOUR FRIEND THERE... >> [ MUTTERING ] >> ...BUT TURKIE SEEMS TO BE

>> [ MUTTERING ] >> ...BUT TURKIE SEEMS TO BE AFTER IT AT ALL COSTS.

>> ...BUT TURKIE SEEMS TO BE AFTER IT AT ALL COSTS. TRUST ME, HE'D KILL ANYONE IF HE

AFTER IT AT ALL COSTS. TRUST ME, HE'D KILL ANYONE IF HE COULD.

TRUST ME, HE'D KILL ANYONE IF HE COULD. PROTECT HER LIKE SHE IS ONE OF

COULD. PROTECT HER LIKE SHE IS ONE OF YOUR OWN.

PROTECT HER LIKE SHE IS ONE OF YOUR OWN. >> LOOK, MAN.

YOUR OWN. >> LOOK, MAN. I'M JUST A SALESMAN WITH A WIG.

>> LOOK, MAN. I'M JUST A SALESMAN WITH A WIG. I'M NO SAVIOR.

I'M JUST A SALESMAN WITH A WIG. I'M NO SAVIOR. >> COME WITH US.

I'M NO SAVIOR. >> COME WITH US. >> TO RETURN TO THE NATURAL

>> COME WITH US. >> TO RETURN TO THE NATURAL WORLD WOULD MEAN THE END OF ME.

>> TO RETURN TO THE NATURAL WORLD WOULD MEAN THE END OF ME. >> BUT WAIT.

WORLD WOULD MEAN THE END OF ME. >> BUT WAIT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH

>> BUT WAIT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? >> IT'S THE ONLY THING TURKIE

THIS? >> IT'S THE ONLY THING TURKIE LACKS.

>> IT'S THE ONLY THING TURKIE LACKS. FOLLOW THE WISHBONE, YOMI.

LACKS. FOLLOW THE WISHBONE, YOMI. FOLLOW THE WISHBONE, AND YOU

FOLLOW THE WISHBONE, YOMI. FOLLOW THE WISHBONE, AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR MIND.

FOLLOW THE WISHBONE, AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR MIND. >> FOLLOW THE WISHBONE.

WILL FIND YOUR MIND. >> FOLLOW THE WISHBONE. >> ♪ FOLLOW, WALLOW,

>> FOLLOW THE WISHBONE. >> ♪ FOLLOW, WALLOW, BITCH DON'T SWALLOW ♪

>> ♪ FOLLOW, WALLOW, BITCH DON'T SWALLOW ♪ >> YOMI.

BITCH DON'T SWALLOW ♪ >> YOMI. >> HMM?

>> YOMI. >> HMM? >> I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU

>> HMM? >> I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU EARLIER.

>> I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU EARLIER. I...

EARLIER. I... I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE

I... I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE YOUR MIND.

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE YOUR MIND. [ RUMBLING ]

YOUR MIND. [ RUMBLING ] >> [ GASPING ]

[ RUMBLING ] >> [ GASPING ] DONNY!

>> [ GASPING ] DONNY! >> [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> YEAH, I'M OKAY. >> OKAY, GOOD.

>> YEAH, I'M OKAY. >> OKAY, GOOD. >> ARE YOU OKAY?

>> OKAY, GOOD. >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH. >> HOW OKAY ARE YOU?

>> YEAH. >> HOW OKAY ARE YOU? >> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10,

>> HOW OKAY ARE YOU? >> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, NINE.

>> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, NINE. >> NINE OKAY?

NINE. >> NINE OKAY? >> YEAH.

>> NINE OKAY? >> YEAH. >> THAT'S PRETTY OKAY.

>> YEAH. >> THAT'S PRETTY OKAY. >> EVERYBODY ELSE OKAY?

>> THAT'S PRETTY OKAY. >> EVERYBODY ELSE OKAY? >> BRO, I'M DOWN SYNDROME WITH

>> EVERYBODY ELSE OKAY? >> BRO, I'M DOWN SYNDROME WITH THE SICKNESS.

>> BRO, I'M DOWN SYNDROME WITH THE SICKNESS. I'M ALWAYS OKAY.

THE SICKNESS. I'M ALWAYS OKAY. >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

I'M ALWAYS OKAY. >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] WELCOME BACK.

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] WELCOME BACK. YOU'RE NOW ENTERING TURKIE

WELCOME BACK. YOU'RE NOW ENTERING TURKIE VISION, WHERE EVERYONE WITHOUT A

YOU'RE NOW ENTERING TURKIE VISION, WHERE EVERYONE WITHOUT A MIND IS WELCOME.

VISION, WHERE EVERYONE WITHOUT A MIND IS WELCOME. [ LAUGHS ]

[ SLOW TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]

YOU HAVE WHAT I WANT, YOMI.

BRING IT TO ME, YOMI. I HAVE YOUR MIND.

BRING ME THE MOVIE. AH, YES. YES.

THANKSGIVING IS NOT ABOUT FAMILY, YOMI. IT IS ABOUT DEATH, DEATH OF MY

FAMILY, YOMI. IT IS ABOUT DEATH, DEATH OF MY PEOPLE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR

IT IS ABOUT DEATH, DEATH OF MY PEOPLE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT ANYMORE, YOMI.

PEOPLE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT ANYMORE, YOMI. THE CURSE IS WAITING, AND THE

IT ANYMORE, YOMI. THE CURSE IS WAITING, AND THE WORLD WILL BE MINE.

THE CURSE IS WAITING, AND THE WORLD WILL BE MINE. YES.

WORLD WILL BE MINE. YES. [ LAUGHS ]

YES. [ LAUGHS ] [ SLOW TECHNO MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> HE CAN'T CONTROL YOUR MIND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, YOMI. >> [ LAUGHS ]

YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, YOMI. >> [ LAUGHS ] THANKS FOR THE DVD, YOMI.

>> [ LAUGHS ] THANKS FOR THE DVD, YOMI. IT WAS ALMOST AS EASY TO ACQUIRE

THANKS FOR THE DVD, YOMI. IT WAS ALMOST AS EASY TO ACQUIRE AS ALL THE BOOTLEGS I BOUGHT IN

IT WAS ALMOST AS EASY TO ACQUIRE AS ALL THE BOOTLEGS I BOUGHT IN CHINA.

AS ALL THE BOOTLEGS I BOUGHT IN CHINA. IT'S GONNA BE RICE TO KILL YOU

CHINA. IT'S GONNA BE RICE TO KILL YOU ALL.

IT'S GONNA BE RICE TO KILL YOU ALL. >> LET'S GO, DONALD.

ALL. >> LET'S GO, DONALD. WANT HORSEPOWER, BABY?

>> LET'S GO, DONALD. WANT HORSEPOWER, BABY? >> LET'S GET THEM, DAD!

WANT HORSEPOWER, BABY? >> LET'S GET THEM, DAD! [ LAUGHTER ]

>> LET'S GET THEM, DAD! [ LAUGHTER ] >> HURRY, FLOWIS, HE'S COMING!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> HURRY, FLOWIS, HE'S COMING! >> THIS FUCKING THING...

>> HURRY, FLOWIS, HE'S COMING! >> THIS FUCKING THING... >> FLOWIS?

>> THIS FUCKING THING... >> FLOWIS? >> I JUST TOOK IT TO THE

>> FLOWIS? >> I JUST TOOK IT TO THE MECHANIC.

>> I JUST TOOK IT TO THE MECHANIC. OH, SHIT.

MECHANIC. OH, SHIT. >> [ LAUGHING ]

OH, SHIT. >> [ LAUGHING ] [ EXPLOSION ]

>> [ LAUGHING ] [ EXPLOSION ] AAH!

[ EXPLOSION ] AAH! >> [ MUTTERING ]

AAH! >> [ MUTTERING ] >> [ COUGHING ]

>> LOOKS LIKE EARLY WORM JUST GOT THE BIRD. >> [ GASPS ]

GOT THE BIRD. >> [ GASPS ] >> RHONDA WORM.

>> [ GASPS ] >> RHONDA WORM. I GUESS HOS ALWAYS DO COME BACK

>> RHONDA WORM. I GUESS HOS ALWAYS DO COME BACK FOR SECONDS, HUH?

I GUESS HOS ALWAYS DO COME BACK FOR SECONDS, HUH? AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR

FOR SECONDS, HUH? AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR LITTLE JUNKTARD BODYGUARD, AS

AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR LITTLE JUNKTARD BODYGUARD, AS WELL.

LITTLE JUNKTARD BODYGUARD, AS WELL. >> GET HIM, MUFF.

WELL. >> GET HIM, MUFF. >> [ GRUNTS ]

>> GET HIM, MUFF. >> [ GRUNTS ] >> MUCHO BUENO, MUFF.

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> MUCHO BUENO, MUFF. >> RHONDA, HELP ME NOW AND THE

>> MUCHO BUENO, MUFF. >> RHONDA, HELP ME NOW AND THE PLANET'S OURS, TOGETHER AGAIN.

>> RHONDA, HELP ME NOW AND THE PLANET'S OURS, TOGETHER AGAIN. >> DAD, IT'S THE PLUCKMASTER,

PLANET'S OURS, TOGETHER AGAIN. >> DAD, IT'S THE PLUCKMASTER, JUST LIKE MY TOY.

>> DAD, IT'S THE PLUCKMASTER, JUST LIKE MY TOY. >> YOU LIED TO ME!

JUST LIKE MY TOY. >> YOU LIED TO ME! YOU LEFT ME AND BILLY WORM ALL

>> YOU LIED TO ME! YOU LEFT ME AND BILLY WORM ALL ALONE.

YOU LEFT ME AND BILLY WORM ALL ALONE. >> BUT YOU'RE MY WORM AND ONLY,

ALONE. >> BUT YOU'RE MY WORM AND ONLY, BABY.

>> BUT YOU'RE MY WORM AND ONLY, BABY. >> DON'T CALL ME WHAT I BIRTHED.

BABY. >> DON'T CALL ME WHAT I BIRTHED. THIS WORM WAS PREGNANT.

>> DON'T CALL ME WHAT I BIRTHED. THIS WORM WAS PREGNANT. >> PREG-WHAT?

THIS WORM WAS PREGNANT. >> PREG-WHAT? >> WITH YOUR CHILD.

>> PREG-WHAT? >> WITH YOUR CHILD. >> HA!

>> WITH YOUR CHILD. >> HA! FUCK YOU.

>> HA! FUCK YOU. >> HERE WE GO!

FUCK YOU. >> HERE WE GO! >> HUH? WHA--?

>> HERE WE GO! >> HUH? WHA--? >> PLUCKMASTER ONLINE.

>> HUH? WHA--? >> PLUCKMASTER ONLINE. [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]

>> PLUCKMASTER ONLINE. [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] >> [ SCREAMING ]

NO! >> SECTOR ONE -- PLUCK ZONE. [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

>> SECTOR ONE -- PLUCK ZONE. [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] PLUCKING COMPLETE.

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] PLUCKING COMPLETE. SECTOR TWO -- STUFFING ZONE.

PLUCKING COMPLETE. SECTOR TWO -- STUFFING ZONE. >> NOT THE STUFFING!

SECTOR TWO -- STUFFING ZONE. >> NOT THE STUFFING! OW!

>> NOT THE STUFFING! OW! >> STUFFING COMPLETE.

OW! >> STUFFING COMPLETE. SECTOR THREE -- ROASTING ZONE.

>> STUFFING COMPLETE. SECTOR THREE -- ROASTING ZONE. [ ELECTRICITY SURGES ]

SECTOR THREE -- ROASTING ZONE. [ ELECTRICITY SURGES ] EJECTING TURKEY.

>> [ GROANING ]

[ MACHINE SHUTS OFF ]

>> [ GROANS ] WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO, OLD FRIEND.

WELL, WELL, WELL. HELLO, OLD FRIEND. >> WHAT?

HELLO, OLD FRIEND. >> WHAT? >> YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, YOU

>> WHAT? >> YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, YOU KNOW, DONNY -- SHUTTING ME DOWN

>> YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, YOU KNOW, DONNY -- SHUTTING ME DOWN FOR 10 YEARS.

KNOW, DONNY -- SHUTTING ME DOWN FOR 10 YEARS. >> SHUT UP, PLUCKMASTER.

FOR 10 YEARS. >> SHUT UP, PLUCKMASTER. WE HAVE GUESTS.

>> SHUT UP, PLUCKMASTER. WE HAVE GUESTS. >> WHO ARE THESE CANADIANS?

WE HAVE GUESTS. >> WHO ARE THESE CANADIANS? AFTER 10 YEARS, YOU INVITE THESE

>> WHO ARE THESE CANADIANS? AFTER 10 YEARS, YOU INVITE THESE CANADIANS OVER FOR THANKSGIVING?

AFTER 10 YEARS, YOU INVITE THESE CANADIANS OVER FOR THANKSGIVING? WAIT A MINUTE.

CANADIANS OVER FOR THANKSGIVING? WAIT A MINUTE. >> JUST RELAX.

WAIT A MINUTE. >> JUST RELAX. >> I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

>> JUST RELAX. >> I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, DONNY, IT BETTER NOT BE OCTOBER

>> I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, DONNY, IT BETTER NOT BE OCTOBER RIGHT NOW.

DONNY, IT BETTER NOT BE OCTOBER RIGHT NOW. >> NIBLA, I GOT YOU.

RIGHT NOW. >> NIBLA, I GOT YOU. >> WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

>> NIBLA, I GOT YOU. >> WHO ARE THOSE GUYS? >> HI.

>> WHO ARE THOSE GUYS? >> HI. I'M YOMI.

>> HI. I'M YOMI. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MIND?

I'M YOMI. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MIND? >> LOOKS LIKE THAT FUCK CANADIAN

HAVE YOU SEEN MY MIND? >> LOOKS LIKE THAT FUCK CANADIAN ROBOT'S COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

>> LOOKS LIKE THAT FUCK CANADIAN ROBOT'S COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS. >> NO, HE'S NOT.

ROBOT'S COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS. >> NO, HE'S NOT. >> EH?

>> NO, HE'S NOT. >> EH? >> LOOKS LIKE IT TO ME.

>> EH? >> LOOKS LIKE IT TO ME. YOU GONNA LET HIM WALK OVER HERE

>> LOOKS LIKE IT TO ME. YOU GONNA LET HIM WALK OVER HERE AND JUST TAKE A SHIT ON YOU?

YOU GONNA LET HIM WALK OVER HERE AND JUST TAKE A SHIT ON YOU? >> NO.

AND JUST TAKE A SHIT ON YOU? >> NO. >> I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU STAND UP

>> NO. >> I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU STAND UP FOR YOURSELF EVEN ONCE IN YOUR

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU STAND UP FOR YOURSELF EVEN ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.

FOR YOURSELF EVEN ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

LIFE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HUH, DONNY?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HUH, DONNY? >> HI, I'M RHONDA WORM --

HUH, DONNY? >> HI, I'M RHONDA WORM -- EARTHWORM FROM SPACE.

>> HI, I'M RHONDA WORM -- EARTHWORM FROM SPACE. OBLIGED TO MEET YOU ALL.

EARTHWORM FROM SPACE. OBLIGED TO MEET YOU ALL. >> HI. I'M DONNY.

OBLIGED TO MEET YOU ALL. >> HI. I'M DONNY. WELCOME BACK TO EARTH.

>> HI. I'M DONNY. WELCOME BACK TO EARTH. NEXT TIME, USE THE FUCKING FRONT

WELCOME BACK TO EARTH. NEXT TIME, USE THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR!

NEXT TIME, USE THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR! >> WELL, THAT WAS A NICE TRY.

DOOR! >> WELL, THAT WAS A NICE TRY. HE'S PROBABLY STILL GONNA KICK

>> WELL, THAT WAS A NICE TRY. HE'S PROBABLY STILL GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, THOUGH.

HE'S PROBABLY STILL GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, THOUGH. >> FLOWIS. REPRESENT.

YOUR ASS, THOUGH. >> FLOWIS. REPRESENT. Y'ALL GOT ANY GOOD MUSIC VIDS IN

>> FLOWIS. REPRESENT. Y'ALL GOT ANY GOOD MUSIC VIDS IN SPACE?

Y'ALL GOT ANY GOOD MUSIC VIDS IN SPACE? >> WELL, I'VE WORMED MY WAY

SPACE? >> WELL, I'VE WORMED MY WAY AROUND A FEW.

>> WELL, I'VE WORMED MY WAY AROUND A FEW. DONE SOME GOOD SHIT, ACTUALLY.

AROUND A FEW. DONE SOME GOOD SHIT, ACTUALLY. ALSO ATE SOME SHIT.

DONE SOME GOOD SHIT, ACTUALLY. ALSO ATE SOME SHIT. LITERALLY.

ALSO ATE SOME SHIT. LITERALLY. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF

LITERALLY. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TWO WORMS, ONE CUP?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TWO WORMS, ONE CUP? WELL, THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.

TWO WORMS, ONE CUP? WELL, THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. >> [ MUMBLING ]

WELL, THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. >> [ MUMBLING ] >> YES, FUCKING MUFF.

>> [ MUMBLING ] >> YES, FUCKING MUFF. UH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> YES, FUCKING MUFF. UH, YEAH, YEAH. WE MET ON THE SET OF

UH, YEAH, YEAH. WE MET ON THE SET OF "EARTHWORM 6."

WE MET ON THE SET OF "EARTHWORM 6." "EARTHWORM 6" IS WHERE ME MET.

"EARTHWORM 6." "EARTHWORM 6" IS WHERE ME MET. I KNOW, BUT, PLEASE, LET'S NOT

"EARTHWORM 6" IS WHERE ME MET. I KNOW, BUT, PLEASE, LET'S NOT BRING IT UP AGAIN.

I KNOW, BUT, PLEASE, LET'S NOT BRING IT UP AGAIN. PLEASE.

BRING IT UP AGAIN. PLEASE. >> YOU KILLED MY DAD, YOU STUPID

PLEASE. >> YOU KILLED MY DAD, YOU STUPID WORM!

>> YOU KILLED MY DAD, YOU STUPID WORM! >> FUCK, NO. I KILLED HIM.

WORM! >> FUCK, NO. I KILLED HIM. LAST I CHECKED, HE CAME THROUGH

>> FUCK, NO. I KILLED HIM. LAST I CHECKED, HE CAME THROUGH ME, AND I CHEWED HIM UP AND

LAST I CHECKED, HE CAME THROUGH ME, AND I CHEWED HIM UP AND THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW.

ME, AND I CHEWED HIM UP AND THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW. RIGHT?

THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW. RIGHT? >> YEAH. WHATEVER.

RIGHT? >> YEAH. WHATEVER. MUFF, LET'S START OUR USELESS

>> YEAH. WHATEVER. MUFF, LET'S START OUR USELESS MARCH SO WE CAN SEEM REALLY

MUFF, LET'S START OUR USELESS MARCH SO WE CAN SEEM REALLY IMPORTANT.

MARCH SO WE CAN SEEM REALLY IMPORTANT. AND 1 AND 2.

IMPORTANT. AND 1 AND 2. AND 1 AND 2.

AND 1 AND 2. AND 1 AND 2. AND 1 AND 2.

AND 1 AND 2. AND 1 AND 2. AS YOU KNOW, TURKIE IS EVIL.

AND 1 AND 2. AS YOU KNOW, TURKIE IS EVIL. NOW, HE MAY BE DEAD, BUT HIS

AS YOU KNOW, TURKIE IS EVIL. NOW, HE MAY BE DEAD, BUT HIS CURSE IS NOT.

NOW, HE MAY BE DEAD, BUT HIS CURSE IS NOT. YOU SEE, TURKIE AND I MET ON THE

CURSE IS NOT. YOU SEE, TURKIE AND I MET ON THE SET OF "THANKSKILLING 2."

YOU SEE, TURKIE AND I MET ON THE SET OF "THANKSKILLING 2." I WAS HIS COSTAR.

SET OF "THANKSKILLING 2." I WAS HIS COSTAR. WELL, LONG STORY SHORT, I FUCKED

I WAS HIS COSTAR. WELL, LONG STORY SHORT, I FUCKED HIS LITTLE TURKEY BRAINS OUT ONE

WELL, LONG STORY SHORT, I FUCKED HIS LITTLE TURKEY BRAINS OUT ONE NIGHT, AND HE SPILLED EVERYTHING

HIS LITTLE TURKEY BRAINS OUT ONE NIGHT, AND HE SPILLED EVERYTHING TO ME.

NIGHT, AND HE SPILLED EVERYTHING TO ME. "PILLOW TALK," I THINK YOU'D

TO ME. "PILLOW TALK," I THINK YOU'D CALL IT HERE ON EARTH.

"PILLOW TALK," I THINK YOU'D CALL IT HERE ON EARTH. ANYWAY, HE ADMITTED EVERY DAY

CALL IT HERE ON EARTH. ANYWAY, HE ADMITTED EVERY DAY WHILE ACTING HE WAS SLIDING

ANYWAY, HE ADMITTED EVERY DAY WHILE ACTING HE WAS SLIDING SUBTLE BITS OF CURSE INTO HIS

WHILE ACTING HE WAS SLIDING SUBTLE BITS OF CURSE INTO HIS PERFORMANCE -- A CURSE THAT

SUBTLE BITS OF CURSE INTO HIS PERFORMANCE -- A CURSE THAT WOULD CAST EVERYONE WHO WATCHED

PERFORMANCE -- A CURSE THAT WOULD CAST EVERYONE WHO WATCHED "THANKSKILLING 2" UNDER HIS

WOULD CAST EVERYONE WHO WATCHED "THANKSKILLING 2" UNDER HIS SPELL, DYING A HORRIBLE,

"THANKSKILLING 2" UNDER HIS SPELL, DYING A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL, LONELY DEATH.

SPELL, DYING A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL, LONELY DEATH. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MUFF?

PAINFUL, LONELY DEATH. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MUFF? COME TO THINK OF IT, KIND OF

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MUFF? COME TO THINK OF IT, KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME MY POOR

COME TO THINK OF IT, KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME MY POOR UNCLE DIED OF WORMINAL CANCER.

REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME MY POOR UNCLE DIED OF WORMINAL CANCER. GET IT, GUYS?

UNCLE DIED OF WORMINAL CANCER. GET IT, GUYS? GET IT?

GET IT, GUYS? GET IT? GET IT, MUFF?

GET IT? GET IT, MUFF? WE HAVE TO DESTROY IT -- HIM...

GET IT, MUFF? WE HAVE TO DESTROY IT -- HIM... >> NIBLA?

WE HAVE TO DESTROY IT -- HIM... >> NIBLA? >> ...IN SPACE, WHERE IT WAS

>> NIBLA? >> ...IN SPACE, WHERE IT WAS CURSED.

>> ...IN SPACE, WHERE IT WAS CURSED. >> SHIT, YEAH, PLAYERS.

CURSED. >> SHIT, YEAH, PLAYERS. LET'S GET TO SPACE.

>> SHIT, YEAH, PLAYERS. LET'S GET TO SPACE. [ Rapping ] ♪ MACE

LET'S GET TO SPACE. [ Rapping ] ♪ MACE ♪ RUB THAT CREAM ON MY FACE

[ Rapping ] ♪ MACE ♪ RUB THAT CREAM ON MY FACE ♪ NO PERMS, NO WORMS

♪ RUB THAT CREAM ON MY FACE ♪ NO PERMS, NO WORMS ♪ GOT A FAT-ASS DICKEY

♪ NO PERMS, NO WORMS ♪ GOT A FAT-ASS DICKEY ♪ SPRAY IT ON MY HICKEY

♪ GOT A FAT-ASS DICKEY ♪ SPRAY IT ON MY HICKEY ANY RAPPERS SPIT FIRE LIKE THAT

♪ SPRAY IT ON MY HICKEY ANY RAPPERS SPIT FIRE LIKE THAT ON JUPITER?

ANY RAPPERS SPIT FIRE LIKE THAT ON JUPITER? >> NO, WE AIN'T GOING TO SPACE.

ON JUPITER? >> NO, WE AIN'T GOING TO SPACE. MY BIG, MECHANICAL UBER-FRIENDLY

>> NO, WE AIN'T GOING TO SPACE. MY BIG, MECHANICAL UBER-FRIENDLY FRIEND HERE -- MUFFY POOH --

MY BIG, MECHANICAL UBER-FRIENDLY FRIEND HERE -- MUFFY POOH -- >> [ MUMBLING ]

FRIEND HERE -- MUFFY POOH -- >> [ MUMBLING ] >> HE HATES IT WHEN I CALL HIM

>> [ MUMBLING ] >> HE HATES IT WHEN I CALL HIM THAT.

>> HE HATES IT WHEN I CALL HIM THAT. RIGHT, MUFF?

THAT. RIGHT, MUFF? WELL, HE CAN VORTEX THAT SUCKER

RIGHT, MUFF? WELL, HE CAN VORTEX THAT SUCKER UP THERE IN NO TIME, AND WE'LL

WELL, HE CAN VORTEX THAT SUCKER UP THERE IN NO TIME, AND WE'LL BE OUT OF YOU ONES' HAIR JUST IN

UP THERE IN NO TIME, AND WE'LL BE OUT OF YOU ONES' HAIR JUST IN TIME TO CATCH THE LAST EPISODE

BE OUT OF YOU ONES' HAIR JUST IN TIME TO CATCH THE LAST EPISODE OF "CRIMINAL MINDS."

TIME TO CATCH THE LAST EPISODE OF "CRIMINAL MINDS." >> [ CHIRPING ]

OF "CRIMINAL MINDS." >> [ CHIRPING ] SORRY. ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.

>> [ CHIRPING ] SORRY. ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO.

SORRY. ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO. >> ALL RIGHT, MUFF, LET'S GET

CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO. >> ALL RIGHT, MUFF, LET'S GET THIS STARTED.

>> ALL RIGHT, MUFF, LET'S GET THIS STARTED. >> [ MUMBLES ]

THIS STARTED. >> [ MUMBLES ] >> DAMN IT, MUFF, GET INTO

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> DAMN IT, MUFF, GET INTO FUCKING POSITION.

>> DAMN IT, MUFF, GET INTO FUCKING POSITION. >> [ MUMBLES ]

FUCKING POSITION. >> [ MUMBLES ] >> MUFF.

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> MUFF. THANK YOU.

WELL, YOU SEE, MUFF'S GOT A GOLOX THAT SPACE NARFS LOVE TO SNIFF.

GOLOX THAT SPACE NARFS LOVE TO SNIFF. AND BY THAT, I MEAN WE'RE GONNA

TO SNIFF. AND BY THAT, I MEAN WE'RE GONNA PARTICLE-BEAM LITTLE NIBLA OVER

AND BY THAT, I MEAN WE'RE GONNA PARTICLE-BEAM LITTLE NIBLA OVER THERE.

PARTICLE-BEAM LITTLE NIBLA OVER THERE. >> WAIT.

THERE. >> WAIT. DID YOU JUST SAY "PARTICLE

>> WAIT. DID YOU JUST SAY "PARTICLE BEAM"?

DID YOU JUST SAY "PARTICLE BEAM"? >> AND BY THAT, I MEAN WE'RE

BEAM"? >> AND BY THAT, I MEAN WE'RE GONNA PARTICLE-BEAM LITTLE NIBLA

>> AND BY THAT, I MEAN WE'RE GONNA PARTICLE-BEAM LITTLE NIBLA OVER THERE AND BEAM THOSE

GONNA PARTICLE-BEAM LITTLE NIBLA OVER THERE AND BEAM THOSE PARTICLES UP TO SPACE IN A

OVER THERE AND BEAM THOSE PARTICLES UP TO SPACE IN A VORTEX.

PARTICLES UP TO SPACE IN A VORTEX. >> GOOD.

VORTEX. >> GOOD. >> V-V-V-V-VORTEX?

>> GOOD. >> V-V-V-V-VORTEX? >> HAS ANYBODY GONE MUFF DIVING

>> V-V-V-V-VORTEX? >> HAS ANYBODY GONE MUFF DIVING BEFORE?

>> HAS ANYBODY GONE MUFF DIVING BEFORE? OOH-WEE-AAAAAAY!

BEFORE? OOH-WEE-AAAAAAY! UHH!

OOH-WEE-AAAAAAY! UHH! >> [ MUMBLES ]

UHH! >> [ MUMBLES ] >> OH, SORRY, MUFF.

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> OH, SORRY, MUFF. GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT SPHINCTER

>> OH, SORRY, MUFF. GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT SPHINCTER IS NICE AND LOOSE.

GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT SPHINCTER IS NICE AND LOOSE. DONNY, YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS.

IS NICE AND LOOSE. DONNY, YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS. YOU'RE A STUPID-ASS PILGRIM.

DONNY, YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS. YOU'RE A STUPID-ASS PILGRIM. A LITTLE BUTTER CHURNING.

YOU'RE A STUPID-ASS PILGRIM. A LITTLE BUTTER CHURNING. BUTTER CHURNING, IF YOU KNOW

A LITTLE BUTTER CHURNING. BUTTER CHURNING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

BUTTER CHURNING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. >> FUCK.

WHAT I MEAN. >> FUCK. >> LITTLE BUTT-ER CHURNING.

>> FUCK. >> LITTLE BUTT-ER CHURNING. ANYWAYS, LET'S GET THIS VORTEX

>> LITTLE BUTT-ER CHURNING. ANYWAYS, LET'S GET THIS VORTEX STARTED RIGHT NOW.

ANYWAYS, LET'S GET THIS VORTEX STARTED RIGHT NOW. [ POP! ]

STARTED RIGHT NOW. [ POP! ] ALMOST THERE.

[ POP! ] ALMOST THERE. JUST GOT TO ENTER THE PASSWORD.

ALMOST THERE. JUST GOT TO ENTER THE PASSWORD. 99999999999999999999999999#.

COLORFUL VORTEX, MUFF. WHAT'D YOU EAT FOR DINNER, HUH? >> WELL, JUDGING MY THE HINT OF

WHAT'D YOU EAT FOR DINNER, HUH? >> WELL, JUDGING MY THE HINT OF YELLOW THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE

>> WELL, JUDGING MY THE HINT OF YELLOW THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY HAVE EATEN CURRY -- ROBOT

YELLOW THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY HAVE EATEN CURRY -- ROBOT CURRY.

MAY HAVE EATEN CURRY -- ROBOT CURRY. >> BEING THE CHEAPSKATE THAT I

CURRY. >> BEING THE CHEAPSKATE THAT I AM, I BOUGHT AN OLDER MUFF

>> BEING THE CHEAPSKATE THAT I AM, I BOUGHT AN OLDER MUFF MODEL.

AM, I BOUGHT AN OLDER MUFF MODEL. THE NEWER ONES HAVE A MUCH MORE

MODEL. THE NEWER ONES HAVE A MUCH MORE ACCESSIBLE VORTEX GENERATOR, NOT

THE NEWER ONES HAVE A MUCH MORE ACCESSIBLE VORTEX GENERATOR, NOT THAT HIS ASS AIN'T ACCESSIBLE,

ACCESSIBLE VORTEX GENERATOR, NOT THAT HIS ASS AIN'T ACCESSIBLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> [ GROANING ]

[ GRUNTS ] RISE YELLOW TURKEYS, IT IS TIME.

COME TO ME. >> UHH! >> UHH!

>> UHH! >> UHH! >> UHH!

>> REBUILD [COUGHS] ME. AHH. [ GRUNTS ]

AHH. [ GRUNTS ] >> COME ON.

[ GRUNTS ] >> COME ON. >> YEAH, LOOKING GOOD.

>> COME ON. >> YEAH, LOOKING GOOD. >> LIGHT AS A MOTHERFUCKING

>> YEAH, LOOKING GOOD. >> LIGHT AS A MOTHERFUCKING FEATHER.

>> LIGHT AS A MOTHERFUCKING FEATHER. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

FEATHER. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. >> WELL, LET'S GO GET SOME

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. >> WELL, LET'S GO GET SOME DRINKS AND THEN KILL A BUNCH OF

>> WELL, LET'S GO GET SOME DRINKS AND THEN KILL A BUNCH OF FUCKERS.

DRINKS AND THEN KILL A BUNCH OF FUCKERS. >> UH, SIR?

FUCKERS. >> UH, SIR? SIR?

>> UH, SIR? SIR? >> WHAT IS IT?

SIR? >> WHAT IS IT? >> UH, SIR, Y-YOUR WINKY WINK.

>> WHAT IS IT? >> UH, SIR, Y-YOUR WINKY WINK. >> THIS IS NOT GOOD.

>> UH, SIR, Y-YOUR WINKY WINK. >> THIS IS NOT GOOD. >> WINKY WINK?

>> THIS IS NOT GOOD. >> WINKY WINK? >> UH, YES, SIR.

>> WINKY WINK? >> UH, YES, SIR. YOUR PEE-PEE.

>> UH, YES, SIR. YOUR PEE-PEE. >> PEE-PEE?

YOUR PEE-PEE. >> PEE-PEE? >> YOUR GRAVY...SIR.

>> PEE-PEE? >> YOUR GRAVY...SIR. I'M AFRAID WE LOST IT.

>> YOUR GRAVY...SIR. I'M AFRAID WE LOST IT. >> YOU LOST MY DICK?!

I'M AFRAID WE LOST IT. >> YOU LOST MY DICK?! >> WELL, I MEAN, WE DIDN'T LOSE

>> YOU LOST MY DICK?! >> WELL, I MEAN, WE DIDN'T LOSE IT.

>> WELL, I MEAN, WE DIDN'T LOSE IT. JUST M-MISPLACED IT.

IT. JUST M-MISPLACED IT. >> YEAH, YEAH.

JUST M-MISPLACED IT. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> NO DICK, HUH?

>> YEAH, YEAH. >> NO DICK, HUH? HMM.

[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] GRAVY.

>> YEP. THIS PRETTY MUCH REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME THAT MARLOW DEWMEISTER

THIS PRETTY MUCH REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME THAT MARLOW DEWMEISTER RAN FOR PRESIDENT OF

THAT TIME THAT MARLOW DEWMEISTER RAN FOR PRESIDENT OF PLANET SKACKSGALGRAF.

RAN FOR PRESIDENT OF PLANET SKACKSGALGRAF. HE WAS A GREAT LEADER, BUT,

PLANET SKACKSGALGRAF. HE WAS A GREAT LEADER, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, HE NEVER GOT

HE WAS A GREAT LEADER, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, HE NEVER GOT RE-ELECTED FOR A SECOND WORM.

UNFORTUNATELY, HE NEVER GOT RE-ELECTED FOR A SECOND WORM. GET IT? LIKE "TERM."

RE-ELECTED FOR A SECOND WORM. GET IT? LIKE "TERM." >> ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH!

GET IT? LIKE "TERM." >> ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH! RHONDA, YOU'RE KILLING ME!

>> ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH! RHONDA, YOU'RE KILLING ME! JUST GIVE IT UP WITH THESE

RHONDA, YOU'RE KILLING ME! JUST GIVE IT UP WITH THESE GODDAMN WORM PUNS.

JUST GIVE IT UP WITH THESE GODDAMN WORM PUNS. >> SORRY.

GODDAMN WORM PUNS. >> SORRY. >> SERIOUSLY, JUST GIVE IT UP

>> SORRY. >> SERIOUSLY, JUST GIVE IT UP AL-WORMY.

>> SERIOUSLY, JUST GIVE IT UP AL-WORMY. [ GASPS ]

AL-WORMY. [ GASPS ] FUCK!

[ GASPS ] FUCK! [ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]

FUCK! [ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] >> KEEP THAT SPHINCTER LOOSE,

[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] >> KEEP THAT SPHINCTER LOOSE, MUFF.

>> KEEP THAT SPHINCTER LOOSE, MUFF. >> [ MUMBLING ]

MUFF. >> [ MUMBLING ] >> OH, MY NILLY.

>> [ MUMBLING ] >> OH, MY NILLY. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> OH, MY NILLY. >> [ LAUGHS ] DAMN IT!

>> [ LAUGHS ] DAMN IT! [ GRUNTS ]

DAMN IT! [ GRUNTS ] STRING CHEESE.

[ GRUNTS ] STRING CHEESE. >> KIDS IS LOVING IT.

STRING CHEESE. >> KIDS IS LOVING IT. GREENIE'S STRING CHEESE.

>> KIDS IS LOVING IT. GREENIE'S STRING CHEESE. ARE YOU READY FOR A DELICIOUS

GREENIE'S STRING CHEESE. ARE YOU READY FOR A DELICIOUS SNICKETY SNACK?

ARE YOU READY FOR A DELICIOUS SNICKETY SNACK? THIS AIN'T NONE OF THAT

SNICKETY SNACK? THIS AIN'T NONE OF THAT FARM-RAISED COW CRAP.

THIS AIN'T NONE OF THAT FARM-RAISED COW CRAP. GREENIE'S HERE IS 100% LAB MADE,

FARM-RAISED COW CRAP. GREENIE'S HERE IS 100% LAB MADE, SO FUCK YOU.

GREENIE'S HERE IS 100% LAB MADE, SO FUCK YOU. GREENIE'S STRING CHEESE.

SO FUCK YOU. GREENIE'S STRING CHEESE. [ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]

GREENIE'S STRING CHEESE. [ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] >> YOMI!

[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] >> YOMI! >> YEAH.

>> YOMI! >> YEAH. >> DONNY.

>> YEAH. >> DONNY. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> DONNY. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I'M GONNA FUCK YOU...UP.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> I'M GONNA FUCK YOU...UP. EVER BEEN CAMELBACK RIDING

>> I'M GONNA FUCK YOU...UP. EVER BEEN CAMELBACK RIDING IN THE GRANDMA CANYON?

EVER BEEN CAMELBACK RIDING IN THE GRANDMA CANYON? >> SUCK ON MY CHAIN SAW DICK,

IN THE GRANDMA CANYON? >> SUCK ON MY CHAIN SAW DICK, BITCH!

>> SUCK ON MY CHAIN SAW DICK, BITCH! YOU MIGHT BE OLD, BUT YOU STILL

BITCH! YOU MIGHT BE OLD, BUT YOU STILL MAKE ME GET IT UP!

YOU MIGHT BE OLD, BUT YOU STILL MAKE ME GET IT UP! UHH!

MAKE ME GET IT UP! UHH! >> [ MUMBLING ]

UHH! >> [ MUMBLING ] >> [ GASPING ]

>> [ MUMBLING ] >> [ GASPING ] OH! NIBLA!

>> [ LAUGHING ] >> NO, MUFF. STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

>> NO, MUFF. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.

STAY WHERE YOU ARE. NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] YOU IDIOT!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL MELT YOUR SPRINGS!

YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL MELT YOUR SPRINGS! THE VORTEX!

YOU'LL MELT YOUR SPRINGS! THE VORTEX! >> HEY, MOM.

THE VORTEX! >> HEY, MOM. I GOT MY LONG PIKE.

>> HEY, MOM. I GOT MY LONG PIKE. COOL, RIGHT?

I GOT MY LONG PIKE. COOL, RIGHT? >> JEFFERSON.

COOL, RIGHT? >> JEFFERSON. >> HEY.

>> JEFFERSON. >> HEY. AND GOD TOLD ME HE'S READY FOR

>> HEY. AND GOD TOLD ME HE'S READY FOR HIS SLOB NOB.

AND GOD TOLD ME HE'S READY FOR HIS SLOB NOB. COME ON.

HIS SLOB NOB. COME ON. COME ON UP.

COME ON. COME ON UP. >> [ SMACKS LIPS ]

COME ON UP. >> [ SMACKS LIPS ] MMM.

>> [ SMACKS LIPS ] MMM. NOW, THAT'S SOME GOOD GRAN-BERRY

MMM. NOW, THAT'S SOME GOOD GRAN-BERRY SAUCE.

NOW, THAT'S SOME GOOD GRAN-BERRY SAUCE. [ LAUGHING ]

SAUCE. [ LAUGHING ] >> FLOWIS!

[ LAUGHING ] >> FLOWIS! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

>> FLOWIS! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING UNCLE DONNY, HUH?! YOU WANT A PIECE?

UNCLE DONNY, HUH?! YOU WANT A PIECE? YOU WANT A PIECE?

YOU WANT A PIECE? YOU WANT A PIECE? UHH!

YOU WANT A PIECE? UHH! [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

UHH! [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> GET ME NOW, YOU BIG, GOOFY

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> GET ME NOW, YOU BIG, GOOFY GOOF.

>> GET ME NOW, YOU BIG, GOOFY GOOF. >> [ MUMBLING ]

GOOF. >> [ MUMBLING ] >> WATCH MY TATTOO.

>> [ MUMBLING ] >> WATCH MY TATTOO. THERE, MUFFIN.

>> WATCH MY TATTOO. THERE, MUFFIN. HIGHER.

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> NO! NO!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> NO! NO! >> GOOD GOING, MUFF.

>> NO! NO! >> GOOD GOING, MUFF. WHO'S NEXT?

>> GOOD GOING, MUFF. WHO'S NEXT? >> COLONIAL IS KING!

WHO'S NEXT? >> COLONIAL IS KING! >> [ GAGGING ]

>> COLONIAL IS KING! >> [ GAGGING ] >> [ MUMBLING ]

>> [ GAGGING ] >> [ MUMBLING ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> [ WHINING ] >> KILL ME! >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THANKFUL

>> KILL ME! >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING? >> WHAT?

FOR THIS THANKSGIVING? >> WHAT? >> PERFORMANCE BREAK.

>> WHAT? >> PERFORMANCE BREAK. [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> [ LAUGHING ] YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG BIRD, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG BIRD, YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOUR MIND IS MINE.

YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOUR MIND IS MINE. [ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]

YOUR MIND IS MINE. [ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] >> NO. NO! NO!

[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]

>> YOU JUST GOT UNSTUFFED. [ LAUGHS ]

>> A "WORLD'S GREATEST DAD" COFFEE MUG IS COMING YOUR WAY, DAD.

COFFEE MUG IS COMING YOUR WAY, DAD. >> MUFF, WHERE'S YOMI?

DAD. >> MUFF, WHERE'S YOMI? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> MUFF, WHERE'S YOMI? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> YOMI!

>> I DON'T KNOW. >> YOMI! >> WAY TO GO, MUFF.

>> YOMI! >> WAY TO GO, MUFF. >> SEE YOU IN HELL.

>> WAY TO GO, MUFF. >> SEE YOU IN HELL. [ LAUGHS ]

>> YOMI. COME TO ME.

>> [ SIGHS ] WHAT DO WE DO? >> SHE JUST NEEDS A HAND.

WHAT DO WE DO? >> SHE JUST NEEDS A HAND. YOU DO REALIZE WHAT SHE IS,

>> SHE JUST NEEDS A HAND. YOU DO REALIZE WHAT SHE IS, DON'T YOU?

YOU DO REALIZE WHAT SHE IS, DON'T YOU? >> [ MUMBLES ]

DON'T YOU? >> [ MUMBLES ] >> YOU PEOPLE FROM EARTH DON'T

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> YOU PEOPLE FROM EARTH DON'T KNOW NOTHING.

>> YOU PEOPLE FROM EARTH DON'T KNOW NOTHING. LOOK AROUND.

KNOW NOTHING. LOOK AROUND. EVERY GODDAMN STUFFED TOY ON

LOOK AROUND. EVERY GODDAMN STUFFED TOY ON THIS PLANET IS INSPIRED BY HER.

EVERY GODDAMN STUFFED TOY ON THIS PLANET IS INSPIRED BY HER. >> SHE'S -- SHE'S A PUPPET.

THIS PLANET IS INSPIRED BY HER. >> SHE'S -- SHE'S A PUPPET. >> UH, NO.

>> SHE'S -- SHE'S A PUPPET. >> UH, NO. THIS IS WHAT PUPPETS ARE BASED

>> UH, NO. THIS IS WHAT PUPPETS ARE BASED ON, MAN.

THIS IS WHAT PUPPETS ARE BASED ON, MAN. THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN AROUND

ON, MAN. THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES.

THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES. YOU JUST DON'T SEE THEM.

FOR CENTURIES. YOU JUST DON'T SEE THEM. GO ON.

YOU JUST DON'T SEE THEM. GO ON. >> [ MUMBLING ]

GO ON. >> [ MUMBLING ] >> REALLY?

>> [ MUMBLING ] >> REALLY? >> MM-HMM.

>> REALLY? >> MM-HMM. >> FOR REAL.

>> MM-HMM. >> FOR REAL. DON'T BE A WUSS, DONNY.

GO ON. MAKE HER TALK. >> [ MUMBLES ]

MAKE HER TALK. >> [ MUMBLES ] >> THIS IS SO WRONG.

[ SIGHS ] >> UH. UH. OH. HEY, GUYS.

>> UH. UH. OH. HEY, GUYS. [ CHUCKLES ]

OH. HEY, GUYS. [ CHUCKLES ] >> WELCOME BACK, KIDDO.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> WELCOME BACK, KIDDO. >> UNCLE DONNY.

>> WELCOME BACK, KIDDO. >> UNCLE DONNY. >> ARE YOU HURT?

>> UNCLE DONNY. >> ARE YOU HURT? >> WELL, UH, JUST A LITTLE FELT

>> ARE YOU HURT? >> WELL, UH, JUST A LITTLE FELT WOUND.

>> WELL, UH, JUST A LITTLE FELT WOUND. BUT GUESS WHAT.

WOUND. BUT GUESS WHAT. I SAW MY MIND -- IN THERE.

>> YOMI! >> TURKIE HAS IT. >> WITH THE LAST COPY OF THE

>> TURKIE HAS IT. >> WITH THE LAST COPY OF THE MOVIE WE CAME TO DESTROY.

>> WITH THE LAST COPY OF THE MOVIE WE CAME TO DESTROY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MUFF!

MOVIE WE CAME TO DESTROY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MUFF! >> [ MUMBLES ]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MUFF! >> [ MUMBLES ] >> WELL, COME ON.

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> WELL, COME ON. WE GOT TO GO GET IT.

>> WELL, COME ON. WE GOT TO GO GET IT. >> YEAH, LET'S GO GET IT!

WE GOT TO GO GET IT. >> YEAH, LET'S GO GET IT! >> AWKWARD.

>> YEAH, LET'S GO GET IT! >> AWKWARD. >> UH, BUT, UNCLE DONNY, YOU

>> AWKWARD. >> UH, BUT, UNCLE DONNY, YOU CAN'T FIT.

>> UH, BUT, UNCLE DONNY, YOU CAN'T FIT. >> WHY?

CAN'T FIT. >> WHY? >> 'CAUSE PUMPKIN PIES AND BAD

>> WHY? >> 'CAUSE PUMPKIN PIES AND BAD GENETICS DON'T MIX, DONNY.

>> 'CAUSE PUMPKIN PIES AND BAD GENETICS DON'T MIX, DONNY. >> IT'S TRUE.

GENETICS DON'T MIX, DONNY. >> IT'S TRUE. >> BUT, YOMI...

>> IT'S TRUE. >> BUT, YOMI... >> HUH?

>> BUT, YOMI... >> HUH? >> THE WISE TURKEY SAID I HAD TO

>> HUH? >> THE WISE TURKEY SAID I HAD TO PROTECT YOU.

>> THE WISE TURKEY SAID I HAD TO PROTECT YOU. >> WELL...WELL...

PROTECT YOU. >> WELL...WELL... >> [ MUMBLES ]

>> WELL...WELL... >> [ MUMBLES ] >> FINE, MUFF.

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> FINE, MUFF. I'LL FIX YOUR CANNON.

>> FINE, MUFF. I'LL FIX YOUR CANNON. DON'T GO.

I'LL FIX YOUR CANNON. DON'T GO. >> WELL, RHONDA?

DON'T GO. >> WELL, RHONDA? >> YEP, DARLING, I'VE NEVER

>> WELL, RHONDA? >> YEP, DARLING, I'VE NEVER ASKED YOU THIS BEFORE, BUT MAY I

>> YEP, DARLING, I'VE NEVER ASKED YOU THIS BEFORE, BUT MAY I PLEASE RIDE ANOTHER'S PEE HOLE?

ASKED YOU THIS BEFORE, BUT MAY I PLEASE RIDE ANOTHER'S PEE HOLE? I M-M-MEAN, SHOULDER.

PLEASE RIDE ANOTHER'S PEE HOLE? I M-M-MEAN, SHOULDER. >> [ MUMBLES ]

I M-M-MEAN, SHOULDER. >> [ MUMBLES ] >> GET ON MY SHOULDER, RHONDA.

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> GET ON MY SHOULDER, RHONDA. WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU BIG, FAT,

>> GET ON MY SHOULDER, RHONDA. WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU BIG, FAT, FUCK?

WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU BIG, FAT, FUCK? YOU'RE MINE FOREVER.

FUCK? YOU'RE MINE FOREVER. [ SMOOCHES]

YOU'RE MINE FOREVER. [ SMOOCHES] LOVE YOU, MUFF.

[ SMOOCHES] LOVE YOU, MUFF. ALL RIGHT.

LOVE YOU, MUFF. ALL RIGHT. LET'S MAKE SURE WE HAVE A NICE,

ALL RIGHT. LET'S MAKE SURE WE HAVE A NICE, CLEAN LANDING HERE.

LET'S MAKE SURE WE HAVE A NICE, CLEAN LANDING HERE. NICELY DONE, MUFF.

CLEAN LANDING HERE. NICELY DONE, MUFF. THE OVEN -- HELL FOR TURKEYS.

NICELY DONE, MUFF. THE OVEN -- HELL FOR TURKEYS. GOD KNOWS WHAT WE'LL SEE IN

THE OVEN -- HELL FOR TURKEYS. GOD KNOWS WHAT WE'LL SEE IN THERE, SO IF WE'RE GONNA

GOD KNOWS WHAT WE'LL SEE IN THERE, SO IF WE'RE GONNA INFILTRATE, WE'RE GONNA NEED

THERE, SO IF WE'RE GONNA INFILTRATE, WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME DISGUISES.

INFILTRATE, WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME DISGUISES. [ Echoing ] GUISES.

SOME DISGUISES. [ Echoing ] GUISES. >> DID YOU JUST SELF-ECHO,

[ Echoing ] GUISES. >> DID YOU JUST SELF-ECHO, RHONDA?

>> DID YOU JUST SELF-ECHO, RHONDA? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

RHONDA? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. [ Echoing ] YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

>> HOW DO WE LOOK? >> PRETTY AWESOME, HUH, GUYS? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> PRETTY AWESOME, HUH, GUYS? WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> HUH?

WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> HUH? >> JUST BE C-CAREFUL, OKAY?

>> HUH? >> JUST BE C-CAREFUL, OKAY? >> OH, DONNY, THAT IS FREAKING

>> JUST BE C-CAREFUL, OKAY? >> OH, DONNY, THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS.

>> OH, DONNY, THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS. >> DON'T WORRY, UNCLE DONNY.

HILARIOUS. >> DON'T WORRY, UNCLE DONNY. I'VE GOT THE BEST WORM IN THE

>> DON'T WORRY, UNCLE DONNY. I'VE GOT THE BEST WORM IN THE WHOLE WORD ON MY SIDE.

I'VE GOT THE BEST WORM IN THE WHOLE WORD ON MY SIDE. [ CHUCKLES ]

WHOLE WORD ON MY SIDE. [ CHUCKLES ] >> ♪ WE'RE GOING

[ CHUCKLES ] >> ♪ WE'RE GOING TO TURKEY HELL ♪

>> ♪ WE'RE GOING TO TURKEY HELL ♪ ♪ SEE YOU GUYS LATER

TO TURKEY HELL ♪ ♪ SEE YOU GUYS LATER >> THOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

♪ SEE YOU GUYS LATER >> THOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. >> TURN BACK, I SAY.

>> THOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. >> TURN BACK, I SAY. STUFFING IS COMING IF YOU KEEP

>> TURN BACK, I SAY. STUFFING IS COMING IF YOU KEEP GOING.

STUFFING IS COMING IF YOU KEEP GOING. >> WHERE ARE WE?

GOING. >> WHERE ARE WE? >> HELL, YOMI.

>> WHERE ARE WE? >> HELL, YOMI. THIS IS WHAT TURKEYS SEE IN

>> HELL, YOMI. THIS IS WHAT TURKEYS SEE IN EVERY OVEN.

THIS IS WHAT TURKEYS SEE IN EVERY OVEN. >> WE ARE THE GHOULS OF

EVERY OVEN. >> WE ARE THE GHOULS OF THANKSGIVING HELL.

>> WE ARE THE GHOULS OF THANKSGIVING HELL. TURN BACK!

THANKSGIVING HELL. TURN BACK! >> [ GASPS ]

TURN BACK! >> [ GASPS ] LOOK.

>> [ GASPS ] LOOK. >> JESUS CHRIST!

LOOK. >> JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? >> RHONDA, WHERE'D IT GO?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? >> RHONDA, WHERE'D IT GO? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> RHONDA, WHERE'D IT GO? >> I DON'T KNOW. WATCH YOUR STEP AROUND HERE,

>> I DON'T KNOW. WATCH YOUR STEP AROUND HERE, YOMI.

WATCH YOUR STEP AROUND HERE, YOMI. WELL, Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOMI, YOU

YOMI. WELL, Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOMI, YOU WOULD THINK A WORM WOULD LOVE IT

WELL, Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOMI, YOU WOULD THINK A WORM WOULD LOVE IT UNDERGROUND, BUT I'D BE LYING IF

WOULD THINK A WORM WOULD LOVE IT UNDERGROUND, BUT I'D BE LYING IF I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T JUST PISS ON

UNDERGROUND, BUT I'D BE LYING IF I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T JUST PISS ON YOUR SHOULDER A LITTLE BIT.

I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T JUST PISS ON YOUR SHOULDER A LITTLE BIT. >> RHONDA, CONTROL YOURSELF.

YOUR SHOULDER A LITTLE BIT. >> RHONDA, CONTROL YOURSELF. >> YOMI, YOU'RE WALKING REALLY

>> RHONDA, CONTROL YOURSELF. >> YOMI, YOU'RE WALKING REALLY FUNNY.

>> YOMI, YOU'RE WALKING REALLY FUNNY. DID YOU STEP IN SOME TURKEY

FUNNY. DID YOU STEP IN SOME TURKEY DROPPINGS BACK THERE?

DID YOU STEP IN SOME TURKEY DROPPINGS BACK THERE? >> NO, RHONDA.

DROPPINGS BACK THERE? >> NO, RHONDA. THAT'S JUST HOW I WALK.

>> NO, RHONDA. THAT'S JUST HOW I WALK. BESIDES, LOOK AT THAT.

THAT'S JUST HOW I WALK. BESIDES, LOOK AT THAT. >> YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL

BESIDES, LOOK AT THAT. >> YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL AND ALL, YOMI, BUT COME ON.

>> YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL AND ALL, YOMI, BUT COME ON. LET'S GO.

AND ALL, YOMI, BUT COME ON. LET'S GO. THIS CREEPS REALLY GIVES ME THE

LET'S GO. THIS CREEPS REALLY GIVES ME THE PLACE.

THIS CREEPS REALLY GIVES ME THE PLACE. GIVE ME A BREAK.

PLACE. GIVE ME A BREAK. YOU KNOW THE STUPID SAYING.

GIVE ME A BREAK. YOU KNOW THE STUPID SAYING. COME ON.

YOU KNOW THE STUPID SAYING. COME ON. "THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE

COME ON. "THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS."

"THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS." I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO

CREEPS." I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO SAY IT BEFORE, AND, WELL, I JUST

I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO SAY IT BEFORE, AND, WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I MESSED IT UP.

SAY IT BEFORE, AND, WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I MESSED IT UP. >> HEY, WATCH THE BACK!

WANTED TO SAY I MESSED IT UP. >> HEY, WATCH THE BACK! >> [ GASPS ]

>> HEY, WATCH THE BACK! >> [ GASPS ] HUH?

>> [ GASPS ] HUH? >> HEY, YOMI.

HUH? >> HEY, YOMI. >> HEY. WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

>> HEY, YOMI. >> HEY. WHO ARE YOU GUYS? >> ARE WE HAMSTERS?

>> HEY. WHO ARE YOU GUYS? >> ARE WE HAMSTERS? >> NO.

>> ARE WE HAMSTERS? >> NO. >> ARE WE GERBILS?

>> NO. >> ARE WE GERBILS? >> NO.

>> ARE WE GERBILS? >> NO. >> WE ARE RATS!

>> NO. >> WE ARE RATS! >> Both: FUCK YOU!

>> WE ARE RATS! >> Both: FUCK YOU! >> YEAH, THAT CALL ME

>> Both: FUCK YOU! >> YEAH, THAT CALL ME RAT TATTOO, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GET

>> YEAH, THAT CALL ME RAT TATTOO, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GET ALL TATTED UP WHEN I TURN 18.

RAT TATTOO, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GET ALL TATTED UP WHEN I TURN 18. >> OH, YEAH.

ALL TATTED UP WHEN I TURN 18. >> OH, YEAH. >> YEAH. HEY.

>> OH, YEAH. >> YEAH. HEY. >> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> YEAH. HEY. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WE'RE PLAYING A GAME.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WE'RE PLAYING A GAME. >> OH, YEAH.

>> WE'RE PLAYING A GAME. >> OH, YEAH. >> YOU WANT TO JOIN IN?

>> OH, YEAH. >> YOU WANT TO JOIN IN? >> YEAH, YOU WANT IN?

>> YOU WANT TO JOIN IN? >> YEAH, YOU WANT IN? IT'S CALLED "BUTT CHEESING."

>> YEAH, YOU WANT IN? IT'S CALLED "BUTT CHEESING." >> MM-HMM.

IT'S CALLED "BUTT CHEESING." >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH.

>> MM-HMM. >> YEAH. IN THE MORNING, WE EAT A PIECE

>> YEAH. IN THE MORNING, WE EAT A PIECE OF CHEESE.

IN THE MORNING, WE EAT A PIECE OF CHEESE. >> YEAH, AND THEN WE SMELL EACH

OF CHEESE. >> YEAH, AND THEN WE SMELL EACH OTHER'S POOERS TO SEE IF WE CAN

>> YEAH, AND THEN WE SMELL EACH OTHER'S POOERS TO SEE IF WE CAN TELL WHAT KIND OF CHEESE IT IS.

OTHER'S POOERS TO SEE IF WE CAN TELL WHAT KIND OF CHEESE IT IS. >> YEAH.

TELL WHAT KIND OF CHEESE IT IS. >> YEAH. >> LIKE THIS. ALL RIGHT?

>> YEAH. >> LIKE THIS. ALL RIGHT? WHOA. HMM.

>> LIKE THIS. ALL RIGHT? WHOA. HMM. MMM-HMM.

WHOA. HMM. MMM-HMM. GORGONZOLA?

MMM-HMM. GORGONZOLA? >> NO.

GORGONZOLA? >> NO. CHEEZ WHIZ, MAN.

>> NO. CHEEZ WHIZ, MAN. >> OH, MAN!

CHEEZ WHIZ, MAN. >> OH, MAN! NOT CHEEZ WHIZ AGAIN!

>> OH, MAN! NOT CHEEZ WHIZ AGAIN! >> COME ON, YOMI.

NOT CHEEZ WHIZ AGAIN! >> COME ON, YOMI. LET'S GET GOING?

>> COME ON, YOMI. LET'S GET GOING? >> I AM BUTT CHEESING RIGHT NOW,

LET'S GET GOING? >> I AM BUTT CHEESING RIGHT NOW, RHONDA.

>> I AM BUTT CHEESING RIGHT NOW, RHONDA. >> ANYHOW, YOMI, I GUESS WE

RHONDA. >> ANYHOW, YOMI, I GUESS WE SHOULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE PAT ON

>> ANYHOW, YOMI, I GUESS WE SHOULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE PAT ON THE HEINIE.

SHOULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE PAT ON THE HEINIE. "TUSH MOTIVATION," OUR MOTHER

THE HEINIE. "TUSH MOTIVATION," OUR MOTHER USED TO SAY.

"TUSH MOTIVATION," OUR MOTHER USED TO SAY. YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.

USED TO SAY. YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. TURKIE IS THATAWAY.

YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. TURKIE IS THATAWAY. YOU GO GET HIM AND THAT TALKING

TURKIE IS THATAWAY. YOU GO GET HIM AND THAT TALKING DVD, AND YOU'LL GET YOUR MIND

YOU GO GET HIM AND THAT TALKING DVD, AND YOU'LL GET YOUR MIND BACK.

DVD, AND YOU'LL GET YOUR MIND BACK. >> YEAH, YOU'LL GET IT.

BACK. >> YEAH, YOU'LL GET IT. >> THANKS, GUYS.

>> YEAH, YOU'LL GET IT. >> THANKS, GUYS. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> THANKS, GUYS. >> ALL RIGHT. YOUR TURN, BUDDY.

>> ALL RIGHT. YOUR TURN, BUDDY. >> OKAY. OKAY.

YOUR TURN, BUDDY. >> OKAY. OKAY. [ SNIFFING ]

>> OKAY. OKAY. [ SNIFFING ] WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

[ SNIFFING ] WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. I KNOW IT.

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. I KNOW IT. I GOT THIS.

I KNOW IT. I GOT THIS. UH...

I GOT THIS. UH... >> STRING CHEESE!

UH... >> STRING CHEESE! >> Both: OH!

>> STRING CHEESE! >> Both: OH! >> CHEATER! CHEATER!

>> Both: OH! >> CHEATER! CHEATER! [ METALLIC WINDING ]

>> CHEATER! CHEATER! [ METALLIC WINDING ] >> OH!

[ METALLIC WINDING ] >> OH! >> TRY IT. ANYTHING?

>> OH! >> TRY IT. ANYTHING? MUFF...

>> TRY IT. ANYTHING? MUFF... THANKS.

MUFF... THANKS. >> HEY, DONNY, COME HELP ME.

THANKS. >> HEY, DONNY, COME HELP ME. I'M FUCKING DYING, MAN.

>> HEY, DONNY, COME HELP ME. I'M FUCKING DYING, MAN. SERIOUSLY, MAN. NO BULL.

I'M FUCKING DYING, MAN. SERIOUSLY, MAN. NO BULL. I GOT GRAVY LIQUORED OVER MY

SERIOUSLY, MAN. NO BULL. I GOT GRAVY LIQUORED OVER MY NUTS AND BOLTS.

I GOT GRAVY LIQUORED OVER MY NUTS AND BOLTS. >> [ GROANS ]

NUTS AND BOLTS. >> [ GROANS ] >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ GROANS ] >> [ SIGHS ] HOLD ON. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> [ SIGHS ] HOLD ON. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> HURRY UP, MAN.

HOLD ON. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> HURRY UP, MAN. >> WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG?

>> HURRY UP, MAN. >> WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG? >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BUILT ME.

>> I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BUILT ME. >> HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BUILT ME. >> HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK. >> IT HURTS, MAN.

>> HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK. >> IT HURTS, MAN. >> OH, IT'S JUST YOUR GRAVY

>> IT HURTS, MAN. >> OH, IT'S JUST YOUR GRAVY MATER.

>> OH, IT'S JUST YOUR GRAVY MATER. >> G-G-GRAVY MATER?

MATER. >> G-G-GRAVY MATER? >> YEAH.

>> G-G-GRAVY MATER? >> YEAH. FIX IT.

>> YEAH. FIX IT. >> SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

FIX IT. >> SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. I WILL. HOLD ON.

>> SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. I WILL. HOLD ON. >> OH.

I WILL. HOLD ON. >> OH. >> THERE.

>> OH. >> THERE. >> OH, THAT FEELS PRETTY DAMN

>> THERE. >> OH, THAT FEELS PRETTY DAMN GOOD, ACTUALLY.

>> OH, THAT FEELS PRETTY DAMN GOOD, ACTUALLY. >> I KNOW. RIGHT?

GOOD, ACTUALLY. >> I KNOW. RIGHT? >> YEAH. THANKS, MAN.

>> I KNOW. RIGHT? >> YEAH. THANKS, MAN. HEY, UH, HEY, DONNY...

>> YEAH. THANKS, MAN. HEY, UH, HEY, DONNY... >> WHAT?

HEY, UH, HEY, DONNY... >> WHAT? >> SORRY ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, MAN.

>> WHAT? >> SORRY ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, MAN. >> I'M, UH -- I'M SORRY I TURNED

>> SORRY ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, MAN. >> I'M, UH -- I'M SORRY I TURNED YOU OFF.

>> I'M, UH -- I'M SORRY I TURNED YOU OFF. >> YEAH. YEAH.

YOU OFF. >> YEAH. YEAH. WELL, WHAT'S THAT THEY SAY, UM,

>> YEAH. YEAH. WELL, WHAT'S THAT THEY SAY, UM, "COMPLIMENT FIRST, CRITICISM

WELL, WHAT'S THAT THEY SAY, UM, "COMPLIMENT FIRST, CRITICISM NEXT, AND THEN ONE MORE

"COMPLIMENT FIRST, CRITICISM NEXT, AND THEN ONE MORE COMPLIMENT TO SANDWICH IT ALL

NEXT, AND THEN ONE MORE COMPLIMENT TO SANDWICH IT ALL TOGETHER."

COMPLIMENT TO SANDWICH IT ALL TOGETHER." >> I GUESS.

TOGETHER." >> I GUESS. >> WELL, NICE WIG...

>> I GUESS. >> WELL, NICE WIG... >> THANKS.

>> WELL, NICE WIG... >> THANKS. >> ...YOU LITTLE BITCH.

>> THANKS. >> ...YOU LITTLE BITCH. >> WHAT?

>> ...YOU LITTLE BITCH. >> WHAT? >> AND THAT WAS A NICE JUMP

>> WHAT? >> AND THAT WAS A NICE JUMP PUNCH IN THE AIR YOU DID

>> AND THAT WAS A NICE JUMP PUNCH IN THE AIR YOU DID EARLIER.

PUNCH IN THE AIR YOU DID EARLIER. >> YEAH, IT WAS.

EARLIER. >> YEAH, IT WAS. [ SIGHS ]

>> YEAH, IT WAS. [ SIGHS ] I FUCKING HATE YOU STILL.

[ SIGHS ] I FUCKING HATE YOU STILL. >> DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME LIKE

I FUCKING HATE YOU STILL. >> DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME LIKE I'M A PET WILDEBEEST.

>> DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME LIKE I'M A PET WILDEBEEST. DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME OR

I'M A PET WILDEBEEST. DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME OR SOMETHING?

DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME OR SOMETHING? FRIDAY NIGHT, I'M LOOKING FOR A

SOMETHING? FRIDAY NIGHT, I'M LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.

FRIDAY NIGHT, I'M LOOKING FOR A FIGHT. FRIGHT NIGHT. READY TO FIGHT.

FIGHT. FRIGHT NIGHT. READY TO FIGHT. FRIDAY NIGHT.

FRIGHT NIGHT. READY TO FIGHT. FRIDAY NIGHT. LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.

FRIDAY NIGHT. LOOKING FOR A FIGHT. OH, YEAH.

LOOKING FOR A FIGHT. OH, YEAH. READY TO FIGHT.

>> HUH. WHAT -- WHAT'S THAT SMELL, RHONDA?

WHAT -- WHAT'S THAT SMELL, RHONDA? >> WELL, MAYBE IT'S THAT BOILING

RHONDA? >> WELL, MAYBE IT'S THAT BOILING PUDDLE OF MASHED POTATOES YOU'RE

>> WELL, MAYBE IT'S THAT BOILING PUDDLE OF MASHED POTATOES YOU'RE WALKING THROUGH.

PUDDLE OF MASHED POTATOES YOU'RE WALKING THROUGH. UP AHEAD, YOMI, BY THOSE

WALKING THROUGH. UP AHEAD, YOMI, BY THOSE CRANBERRY CRYSTALS.

UP AHEAD, YOMI, BY THOSE CRANBERRY CRYSTALS. >> [ GASPS ]

CRANBERRY CRYSTALS. >> [ GASPS ] >> SO I SAID TO HER, "YOU KNOW,

>> [ GASPS ] >> SO I SAID TO HER, "YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY THE

>> SO I SAID TO HER, "YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY THE NIGHT, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY THE NIGHT, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS GIVE ME, YOU KNOW, AN OLD -- AN

NIGHT, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS GIVE ME, YOU KNOW, AN OLD -- AN OLD BEAK JOB," RIGHT?

GIVE ME, YOU KNOW, AN OLD -- AN OLD BEAK JOB," RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

OLD BEAK JOB," RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] >> [ GASPING ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] >> [ GASPING ] >> WELL, I'M HARD AS FREAKING

>> [ GASPING ] >> WELL, I'M HARD AS FREAKING SUN-BAKED WORM, AND, YEAH, YEAH,

>> WELL, I'M HARD AS FREAKING SUN-BAKED WORM, AND, YEAH, YEAH, AND THEN SHE -- SHE COMES AT ME

SUN-BAKED WORM, AND, YEAH, YEAH, AND THEN SHE -- SHE COMES AT ME WITH THIS LINE, LIKE, "OH, I

AND THEN SHE -- SHE COMES AT ME WITH THIS LINE, LIKE, "OH, I CAN'T DO IT.

WITH THIS LINE, LIKE, "OH, I CAN'T DO IT. MY BEAK IS SORE."

CAN'T DO IT. MY BEAK IS SORE." OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.

MY BEAK IS SORE." OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. I'M LIKE, "HEY, BITCH."

OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. I'M LIKE, "HEY, BITCH." AND THEN I SENT THAT FOWL

I'M LIKE, "HEY, BITCH." AND THEN I SENT THAT FOWL PACKING WITH A GRAVY SHOT TO THE

AND THEN I SENT THAT FOWL PACKING WITH A GRAVY SHOT TO THE EYE.

PACKING WITH A GRAVY SHOT TO THE EYE. >> [ LAUGHS ]

EYE. >> [ LAUGHS ] HEY, BRO, BEGGARS CAN'T BE

>> [ LAUGHS ] HEY, BRO, BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THOUGH.

HEY, BRO, BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THOUGH. >> WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'D

CHOOSERS, THOUGH. >> WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'D RATHER -- I'D RATHER BE A

>> WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'D RATHER -- I'D RATHER BE A CHOOSER, NOT A LOOSER, AND, AS I

RATHER -- I'D RATHER BE A CHOOSER, NOT A LOOSER, AND, AS I SAID, I SENT THAT BITCH PACKING

CHOOSER, NOT A LOOSER, AND, AS I SAID, I SENT THAT BITCH PACKING WITH A GRAVY SHOT TO THE EYE.

SAID, I SENT THAT BITCH PACKING WITH A GRAVY SHOT TO THE EYE. >> GRAVY SHOT.

WITH A GRAVY SHOT TO THE EYE. >> GRAVY SHOT. >> WELL, OF COURSE, THAT WAS

>> GRAVY SHOT. >> WELL, OF COURSE, THAT WAS WHEN I WAS ALIVE.

>> WELL, OF COURSE, THAT WAS WHEN I WAS ALIVE. [ TWIG SNAPS ]

WHEN I WAS ALIVE. [ TWIG SNAPS ] >> [ GASPS ]

[ TWIG SNAPS ] >> [ GASPS ] >> WHAT WAS THAT?

>> [ GASPS ] >> WHAT WAS THAT? >> DAMN IT, YOMI, WE GOT MADE.

>> WHAT WAS THAT? >> DAMN IT, YOMI, WE GOT MADE. >> G-GOBBLE.

>> DAMN IT, YOMI, WE GOT MADE. >> G-GOBBLE. GOBBLE.

>> G-GOBBLE. GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE.

GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE.

>> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE.

>> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE.

>> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE. >> HMM.

>> GOBBLE. >> HMM. LOOK AT THAT SNOOT.

>> HMM. LOOK AT THAT SNOOT. >> GOBBLE.

LOOK AT THAT SNOOT. >> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE.

>> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE.

>> GOBBLE. >> GOBBLE. GOBBLE.

>> GOBBLE. GOBBLE. HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

GOBBLE. HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? >> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD. THANKS.

HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? >> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD. THANKS. >> GOBBLE.

>> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD. THANKS. >> GOBBLE. >> HMM.

>> GOBBLE. >> HMM. SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THAT

>> HMM. SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THAT TURKEY.

SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THAT TURKEY. >> GOBBLE.

TURKEY. >> GOBBLE. GOBBLE.

>> GOBBLE. GOBBLE. >> GOOD JOB, YOMI.

GOBBLE. >> GOOD JOB, YOMI. THAT WAS SOME FINE ACTING.

>> GOOD JOB, YOMI. THAT WAS SOME FINE ACTING. >> [ SHRIEKS ]

THAT WAS SOME FINE ACTING. >> [ SHRIEKS ] >> WHOA.

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> WHOA. >> OKAY, JUST TAKE THE BEAK OFF.

>> WHOA. >> OKAY, JUST TAKE THE BEAK OFF. >> THOSE ARE SOME FINE, YOUNG

>> OKAY, JUST TAKE THE BEAK OFF. >> THOSE ARE SOME FINE, YOUNG FINGERS YOU'VE GOT THERE, YOMI.

>> THOSE ARE SOME FINE, YOUNG FINGERS YOU'VE GOT THERE, YOMI. >> STOP IT.

FINGERS YOU'VE GOT THERE, YOMI. >> STOP IT. DON'T POKE AROUND THERE.

>> STOP IT. DON'T POKE AROUND THERE. UNTIE IT.

DON'T POKE AROUND THERE. UNTIE IT. OH, RHONDA, STOP.

UNTIE IT. OH, RHONDA, STOP. >> IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME.

OH, RHONDA, STOP. >> IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME. I MEAN, MY FIRST KILL.

>> IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME. I MEAN, MY FIRST KILL. >> RIGHT THERE.

I MEAN, MY FIRST KILL. >> RIGHT THERE. >> I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE

>> RIGHT THERE. >> I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU, DAD.

>> I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU, DAD. >> JUST LISTEN TO ME.

YOU, DAD. >> JUST LISTEN TO ME. >> SURE. I'LL LISTEN TO YOU.

>> JUST LISTEN TO ME. >> SURE. I'LL LISTEN TO YOU. BUT IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO HEAR

>> SURE. I'LL LISTEN TO YOU. BUT IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO HEAR OVER THE SCREAMS OF THE MILLIONS

BUT IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO HEAR OVER THE SCREAMS OF THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WE'RE ABOUT TO CURSE,

OVER THE SCREAMS OF THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WE'RE ABOUT TO CURSE, RIGHT, DAD?

OF PEOPLE WE'RE ABOUT TO CURSE, RIGHT, DAD? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

RIGHT, DAD? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THERE WE HAVE IT.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THERE WE HAVE IT. NOW, HOLD TIGHT WHILE I PLUG YOU

THERE WE HAVE IT. NOW, HOLD TIGHT WHILE I PLUG YOU IN.

NOW, HOLD TIGHT WHILE I PLUG YOU IN. >> THIS THING LOOKS SO COOL.

IN. >> THIS THING LOOKS SO COOL. SO, WHERE DO I BEGIN, DAD?

>> THIS THING LOOKS SO COOL. SO, WHERE DO I BEGIN, DAD? >> WELL, YOU SEE THIS LITTLE,

SO, WHERE DO I BEGIN, DAD? >> WELL, YOU SEE THIS LITTLE, UH, FANCY TURKEY HEAD-ME-BOB?

>> WELL, YOU SEE THIS LITTLE, UH, FANCY TURKEY HEAD-ME-BOB? WELL, IT'LL STREAM YOU TO EVERY

UH, FANCY TURKEY HEAD-ME-BOB? WELL, IT'LL STREAM YOU TO EVERY ELECTRONIC DEVICE IN THE WORLD.

WELL, IT'LL STREAM YOU TO EVERY ELECTRONIC DEVICE IN THE WORLD. WHEN WATCHED, MY CURSE WILL TAKE

ELECTRONIC DEVICE IN THE WORLD. WHEN WATCHED, MY CURSE WILL TAKE EFFECT.

WHEN WATCHED, MY CURSE WILL TAKE EFFECT. [ LAUGHS ]

EFFECT. [ LAUGHS ] >> SO COOL, DAD!

[ LAUGHS ] >> SO COOL, DAD! >> YES.

>> SO COOL, DAD! >> YES. SUPER-DUPER-COOL.

>> YES. SUPER-DUPER-COOL. >> [ LAUGHS ]

SUPER-DUPER-COOL. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOMI, I'VE BEEN THINKING

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOMI, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.

>> YOMI, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING. >> WHAT?

ABOUT SOMETHING. >> WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU SHOULD

>> WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE UP YOUR SHAMPOO.

>> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE UP YOUR SHAMPOO. I THINK SOMETHING LIKE, MM,

CHANGE UP YOUR SHAMPOO. I THINK SOMETHING LIKE, MM, COCONUT.

I THINK SOMETHING LIKE, MM, COCONUT. WE DON'T HAVE COCONUT IN SPACE,

COCONUT. WE DON'T HAVE COCONUT IN SPACE, BUT I THINK I WOULD LIKE IT.

WE DON'T HAVE COCONUT IN SPACE, BUT I THINK I WOULD LIKE IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BUT I THINK I WOULD LIKE IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> FINE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> FINE. >> OH, YOMI, COCONUT, YOMI,

>> FINE. >> OH, YOMI, COCONUT, YOMI, YOMI, YOMI, YOMI, YOMI.

>> OH, YOMI, COCONUT, YOMI, YOMI, YOMI, YOMI, YOMI. OH, YEAH, BABY.

YOMI, YOMI, YOMI, YOMI. OH, YEAH, BABY. >> [ GASPS ]

OH, YEAH, BABY. >> [ GASPS ] >> JUST A DREAM.

>> [ GASPS ] >> JUST A DREAM. >> THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT, IS IT?

>> JUST A DREAM. >> THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT, IS IT? >> ONLY A SMIDGEON.

>> THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT, IS IT? >> ONLY A SMIDGEON. [ LAUGHING ]

>> ONLY A SMIDGEON. [ LAUGHING ] POWER ON.

[ LAUGHING ] POWER ON. HOLD TIGHT, NIBLA.

POWER ON. HOLD TIGHT, NIBLA. HERE WE GO.

HOLD TIGHT, NIBLA. HERE WE GO. [ LAUGHS ]

HERE WE GO. [ LAUGHS ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] YES! IT'S WORKS. IT WORKS!

YES! IT'S WORKS. IT WORKS! [ LAUGHS ]

IT WORKS! [ LAUGHS ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> NO! NO, DAD! STOP! STOP IT! THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU SAID IT

STOP! STOP IT! THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU SAID IT WOULD BE LIKE!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> STOP RIGHT THERE, TURKIE! >> RHONDA WORM. GET OVER ME, RHONDA.

>> RHONDA WORM. GET OVER ME, RHONDA. YOU WERE NOTHING MORE THAN JUST

GET OVER ME, RHONDA. YOU WERE NOTHING MORE THAN JUST A GOOD PIECE OF MOON POON.

YOU WERE NOTHING MORE THAN JUST A GOOD PIECE OF MOON POON. >> OH, YEAH?

A GOOD PIECE OF MOON POON. >> OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M A DUDE.

>> OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M A DUDE. >> HUH?

WELL, I'M A DUDE. >> HUH? >> MY ABUSIVE STEPFATHER,

>> HUH? >> MY ABUSIVE STEPFATHER, DELWORM, DID TAKE ME FISHING.

>> MY ABUSIVE STEPFATHER, DELWORM, DID TAKE ME FISHING. HE WENT FISHING WITH ME, AND I

DELWORM, DID TAKE ME FISHING. HE WENT FISHING WITH ME, AND I LOST MY PENIS TO A TROUT.

HE WENT FISHING WITH ME, AND I LOST MY PENIS TO A TROUT. MISTER, YOU DID MY BOOTY HOLE.

LOST MY PENIS TO A TROUT. MISTER, YOU DID MY BOOTY HOLE. >> WHAT?

MISTER, YOU DID MY BOOTY HOLE. >> WHAT? >> YES, YOMI. YES.

>> WHAT? >> YES, YOMI. YES. I'M GAY.

>> YES, YOMI. YES. I'M GAY. >> [ GASPS ]

I'M GAY. >> [ GASPS ] >> SO THERE.

>> [ GASPS ] >> SO THERE. CHEW ON THAT, TURKIE.

>> SO THERE. CHEW ON THAT, TURKIE. >> F-FINE WITH ME.

CHEW ON THAT, TURKIE. >> F-FINE WITH ME. MEET MY FRIEND --

>> F-FINE WITH ME. MEET MY FRIEND -- FRANKEN TURKEY.

MEET MY FRIEND -- FRANKEN TURKEY. [ THUNDER CRASHES ]

FRANKEN TURKEY. [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> UH, SIR, YOU KNOW, I DON'T

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> UH, SIR, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO GO BY "FRANKEN TURKEY"

>> UH, SIR, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO GO BY "FRANKEN TURKEY" ANYMORE.

WANT TO GO BY "FRANKEN TURKEY" ANYMORE. I WANT TO BE CALLED BARTH.

ANYMORE. I WANT TO BE CALLED BARTH. "FRANKEN TURKEY" -- IT SUCKS.

I WANT TO BE CALLED BARTH. "FRANKEN TURKEY" -- IT SUCKS. YOU KNOW, BARTH -- LIKE

"FRANKEN TURKEY" -- IT SUCKS. YOU KNOW, BARTH -- LIKE BARTH BROOKS, BARTH MALL.

YOU KNOW, BARTH -- LIKE BARTH BROOKS, BARTH MALL. THOSE GUYS ARE RAD, AND YOU KNOW

BARTH BROOKS, BARTH MALL. THOSE GUYS ARE RAD, AND YOU KNOW IT.

THOSE GUYS ARE RAD, AND YOU KNOW IT. SO, PLEASE, CALL ME BARTH.

IT. SO, PLEASE, CALL ME BARTH. >> FINE.

SO, PLEASE, CALL ME BARTH. >> FINE. MEET MY FRIEND BARTH!

>> FINE. MEET MY FRIEND BARTH! >> OH, AWESOME!

MEET MY FRIEND BARTH! >> OH, AWESOME! BARTH! YES!

>> OH, AWESOME! BARTH! YES! YEAH!

BARTH! YES! YEAH! >> BARTH!

YEAH! >> BARTH! >> HERE COMES BARTH!

>> BARTH! >> HERE COMES BARTH! >> SHIT, YOMI, I THINK WE MIGHT

>> HERE COMES BARTH! >> SHIT, YOMI, I THINK WE MIGHT BE CEREAL JUICE.

>> SHIT, YOMI, I THINK WE MIGHT BE CEREAL JUICE. >> WAIT.

BE CEREAL JUICE. >> WAIT. I MAY HAVE A CHICK ON MY HEAD.

>> WAIT. I MAY HAVE A CHICK ON MY HEAD. >> PUT ME DOWN.

I MAY HAVE A CHICK ON MY HEAD. >> PUT ME DOWN. WATCH THIS, YOMI.

>> PUT ME DOWN. WATCH THIS, YOMI. CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOOO,

WATCH THIS, YOMI. CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOOO, CHOOO, CHOOO, CHOO.

CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOO, CHOOO, CHOOO, CHOOO, CHOO. HEY, BARTH.

CHOOO, CHOOO, CHOO. HEY, BARTH. I MEAN, BEGGING TURKIE.

HEY, BARTH. I MEAN, BEGGING TURKIE. >> BARTH IS HERE!

I MEAN, BEGGING TURKIE. >> BARTH IS HERE! >> CHECK OUT THIS MOVE.

>> BARTH IS HERE! >> CHECK OUT THIS MOVE. WHEE!

>> CHECK OUT THIS MOVE. WHEE! GET UP SOON.

WHEE! GET UP SOON. >> [ LAUGHS ]

GET UP SOON. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> FUCK YOU.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> FUCK YOU. >> OH, YEAH!

>> FUCK YOU. >> OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]

>> OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHS ] >> HEY, FRANKEN TURKEY.

[ LAUGHS ] >> HEY, FRANKEN TURKEY. COME GET ME.

>> HEY, FRANKEN TURKEY. COME GET ME. >> FUCKING WORK!

COME GET ME. >> FUCKING WORK! >> OH, YEAH.

>> FUCKING WORK! >> OH, YEAH. DON'T WORRY.

>> OH, YEAH. DON'T WORRY. I GOT YOUR BACK...

DON'T WORRY. I GOT YOUR BACK... >> TOO ROUGH, FRANKEN TURKEY.

I GOT YOUR BACK... >> TOO ROUGH, FRANKEN TURKEY. >> THE NAME IS GODDAMN BARTH!

>> TOO ROUGH, FRANKEN TURKEY. >> THE NAME IS GODDAMN BARTH! GOD DAMN IT!

>> THE NAME IS GODDAMN BARTH! GOD DAMN IT! MY NAME IS BARTH!

GOD DAMN IT! MY NAME IS BARTH! >> GET READY TO SUCK BLOOD!

MY NAME IS BARTH! >> GET READY TO SUCK BLOOD! >> HOLD TIGHT, NIBLA.

>> GET READY TO SUCK BLOOD! >> HOLD TIGHT, NIBLA. >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> HOLD TIGHT, NIBLA. >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> WHAT DID THE, UH, WORM SAY TO

>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> WHAT DID THE, UH, WORM SAY TO THE FISH THAT PLAYED PIANO?

>> WHAT DID THE, UH, WORM SAY TO THE FISH THAT PLAYED PIANO? >> BARTH!

THE FISH THAT PLAYED PIANO? >> BARTH! >> "I'M REALLY HOOKED ON YOUR

>> BARTH! >> "I'M REALLY HOOKED ON YOUR MUSIC."

>> "I'M REALLY HOOKED ON YOUR MUSIC." >> [ LAUGHS ]

MUSIC." >> [ LAUGHS ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> TURKIE!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> TURKIE! [ Singsong voice ] OVER THERE!

>> TURKIE! [ Singsong voice ] OVER THERE! >> NIBLA, COME CATCH ME.

[ Singsong voice ] OVER THERE! >> NIBLA, COME CATCH ME. >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> NIBLA, COME CATCH ME. >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> OW! OW!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> OW! OW! OHH! OHH!

>> OW! OW! OHH! OHH! COME ON.

OHH! OHH! COME ON. >> FUCKING THIEF.

COME ON. >> FUCKING THIEF. >> RHONDA!

>> FUCKING THIEF. >> RHONDA! >> YOU TRAITOR!

>> RHONDA! >> YOU TRAITOR! >> RUN!

>> YOU TRAITOR! >> RUN! >> COME BACK HERE!

>> RUN! >> COME BACK HERE! STOP THEM!

>> COME BACK HERE! STOP THEM! >> STEP ON IT!

STOP THEM! >> STEP ON IT! [ WHIP CRACKS ]

>> STEP ON IT! [ WHIP CRACKS ] >> FIRST OF ALL, OW!

[ WHIP CRACKS ] >> FIRST OF ALL, OW! SECOND OF ALL, WHERE DID YOU GET

>> FIRST OF ALL, OW! SECOND OF ALL, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WHIP?

SECOND OF ALL, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WHIP? >> [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

THAT WHIP? >> [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] ...HAVING A FUCKING BALL.

>> [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] ...HAVING A FUCKING BALL. [ WHIP CRACKS ]

...HAVING A FUCKING BALL. [ WHIP CRACKS ] >> OW! OW!

[ WHIP CRACKS ] >> OW! OW! >> I'M COMING THROUGH!

>> OW! OW! >> I'M COMING THROUGH! ...THE DAMN WALL!

>> I'M COMING THROUGH! ...THE DAMN WALL! OH, YEAH! BARTH!

...THE DAMN WALL! OH, YEAH! BARTH! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

OH, YEAH! BARTH! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] HERE COMES BARTH!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] HERE COMES BARTH! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

HERE COMES BARTH! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] >> OH, BY THE WAY,

[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] >> OH, BY THE WAY, FRANKEN TURKEY, WANT TO JOIN MY

>> OH, BY THE WAY, FRANKEN TURKEY, WANT TO JOIN MY BAND?

FRANKEN TURKEY, WANT TO JOIN MY BAND? >> YEAH.

BAND? >> YEAH. >> WELL, THAT'S PERFECT, BECAUSE

>> YEAH. >> WELL, THAT'S PERFECT, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BIG,

>> WELL, THAT'S PERFECT, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BIG, BUMBLING BITCH.

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BIG, BUMBLING BITCH. [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

BUMBLING BITCH. [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> CAN'T STOP NOW, YOMI.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> CAN'T STOP NOW, YOMI. JUST A LITTLE FARTHER.

>> CAN'T STOP NOW, YOMI. JUST A LITTLE FARTHER. THE VORTEX, YOMI.

JUST A LITTLE FARTHER. THE VORTEX, YOMI. THE VORTEX.

THE VORTEX, YOMI. THE VORTEX. >> COMING TO GET YOU, WORM!

THE VORTEX. >> COMING TO GET YOU, WORM! [ ALL SHOUTING ]

>> COMING TO GET YOU, WORM! [ ALL SHOUTING ] >> GET OFF ME, YOU FUCKING

[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> GET OFF ME, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

>> GET OFF ME, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! >> WHOA! OHH!

IDIOT! >> WHOA! OHH! OW! OW! OW!

>> WHOA! OHH! OW! OW! OW! >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

OW! OW! OW! >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> GOODBYE.

>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> GOODBYE. [ ZAP! ]

>> GOODBYE. [ ZAP! ] >> NICE SHOT, MUFF.

[ ZAP! ] >> NICE SHOT, MUFF. >> RHONDA?

>> NICE SHOT, MUFF. >> RHONDA? >> [ GASPING ]

>> RHONDA? >> [ GASPING ] U-UNCLE DONNY, WE DID IT!

>> [ GASPING ] U-UNCLE DONNY, WE DID IT! WE GOT NIBLA!

U-UNCLE DONNY, WE DID IT! WE GOT NIBLA! >> OH, NICE JOB.

WE GOT NIBLA! >> OH, NICE JOB. >> MM-HMM.

>> OH, NICE JOB. >> MM-HMM. >> RHONDA?

>> MM-HMM. >> RHONDA? >> OH, MUFF!

>> RHONDA? >> OH, MUFF! M-MY LADY IN MAN PARTS.

>> OH, MUFF! M-MY LADY IN MAN PARTS. FAREWELL.

M-MY LADY IN MAN PARTS. FAREWELL. GOD.

FAREWELL. GOD. >> [ MUMBLING ]

GOD. >> [ MUMBLING ] >> [ GROANING ]

>> [ MUMBLING ] >> [ GROANING ] I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MUFF.

>> [ GROANING ] I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MUFF. OH, MUFF.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MUFF. OH, MUFF. YOUR FINGERS ARE GONNA BE TOO

OH, MUFF. YOUR FINGERS ARE GONNA BE TOO BIG TO CLOSE MY EYELIDS FOR NO

YOUR FINGERS ARE GONNA BE TOO BIG TO CLOSE MY EYELIDS FOR NO REASON.

BIG TO CLOSE MY EYELIDS FOR NO REASON. >> [ MUMBLES ]

REASON. >> [ MUMBLES ] >> HOLD ME TIGHT, BABY...

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> HOLD ME TIGHT, BABY... ONE LAST TIME...

>> HOLD ME TIGHT, BABY... ONE LAST TIME... >> [ MUMBLES ]

ONE LAST TIME... >> [ MUMBLES ] >> ...AND HEAR YOUR HEART

>> [ MUMBLES ] >> ...AND HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT, DARLING.

>> ...AND HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT, DARLING. NOT THAT TIGHT.

BEAT, DARLING. NOT THAT TIGHT. [ SQUISH! ]

NOT THAT TIGHT. [ SQUISH! ] >> [ GASPS ]

[ SQUISH! ] >> [ GASPS ] >> [ MUMBLES ]

>> [ GASPS ] >> [ MUMBLES ] RHONDA?

>> [ MUMBLES ] RHONDA? [ MOANING ]

RHONDA? [ MOANING ] RHONDA! RHONDA! RHONDA!

[ MOANING ] RHONDA! RHONDA! RHONDA! [ MOANING ]

RHONDA! RHONDA! RHONDA! [ MOANING ] [ RAPID BEEPING ]

[ MOANING ] [ RAPID BEEPING ] >> MUFF, NO!

[ RAPID BEEPING ] >> MUFF, NO! [ ZAP! ]

>> COME ON UP TO HEAVEN. WHAT'S HIS NAME? MUFF.

WHAT'S HIS NAME? MUFF. HI, MUFF.

MUFF. HI, MUFF. I KNOW WE'VE NEVER MET, BUT WE

HI, MUFF. I KNOW WE'VE NEVER MET, BUT WE BOTH LOOK GREAT IN BLACK.

I KNOW WE'VE NEVER MET, BUT WE BOTH LOOK GREAT IN BLACK. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.

BOTH LOOK GREAT IN BLACK. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE. WE'VE GOT ALL THE OLD BATTERIES

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE. WE'VE GOT ALL THE OLD BATTERIES AND DVDs YOU COULD EAT.

WE'VE GOT ALL THE OLD BATTERIES AND DVDs YOU COULD EAT. >> MUFF!

AND DVDs YOU COULD EAT. >> MUFF! [ GASPING ]

>> MUFF! [ GASPING ] MUFF!

[ GASPING ] MUFF! OH, SHIT.

MUFF! OH, SHIT. >> DONNY, WHAT DO WE DO, HUH?

OH, SHIT. >> DONNY, WHAT DO WE DO, HUH? >> OH, NO.

>> DONNY, WHAT DO WE DO, HUH? >> OH, NO. MUFF! MUFF!

>> OH, NO. MUFF! MUFF! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

MUFF! MUFF! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> HI, DONNY.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> HI, DONNY. WHAT'S UP, TWAT?

WISE TURKEY. >> YOU SHALL NOT PECK! >> NO!

>> YOU SHALL NOT PECK! >> NO! [ BEEPING ]

>> [ GASPING ] YOMI, THE VORTEX! >> Y-YOU GOT TO FLIP HIM OVER!

YOMI, THE VORTEX! >> Y-YOU GOT TO FLIP HIM OVER! PUT HIS ARM IN THE AIR!

>> Y-YOU GOT TO FLIP HIM OVER! PUT HIS ARM IN THE AIR! >> HOW'S THIS THING WORK?

PUT HIS ARM IN THE AIR! >> HOW'S THIS THING WORK? [ BEEPING ]

[ GASPING ] >> WHOA! >> WHAT WAS THE CODE?!

>> WHOA! >> WHAT WAS THE CODE?! WHAT DID RHONDA USE?!

>> WHAT WAS THE CODE?! WHAT DID RHONDA USE?! >> I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DID RHONDA USE?! >> I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS A BUNCH OF 9s.

>> I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS A BUNCH OF 9s. 999 -- UH, UH, UH.

IT WAS A BUNCH OF 9s. 999 -- UH, UH, UH. I DON'T KNOW.

999 -- UH, UH, UH. I DON'T KNOW. >> QUICK -- FIND ME SOMETHING

I DON'T KNOW. >> QUICK -- FIND ME SOMETHING HEAVY.

>> QUICK -- FIND ME SOMETHING HEAVY. >> OKAY.

HEAVY. >> OKAY. NIBLA, WAIT RIGHT HERE.

>> OKAY. NIBLA, WAIT RIGHT HERE. OH!

NIBLA, WAIT RIGHT HERE. OH! [ GASPING ]

OH! [ GASPING ] SORRY. I GOT TO TAKE THIS.

[ GASPING ] SORRY. I GOT TO TAKE THIS. >> HEY, THAT'S MY CRAN-O2 PIPE.

SORRY. I GOT TO TAKE THIS. >> HEY, THAT'S MY CRAN-O2 PIPE. >> LOOK, I'VE GOT A CRAN-O2

>> HEY, THAT'S MY CRAN-O2 PIPE. >> LOOK, I'VE GOT A CRAN-O2 PIPE.

>> LOOK, I'VE GOT A CRAN-O2 PIPE. >> OKAY.

PIPE. >> OKAY. >> MAYBE I CAN MAKE THE PARTICLE

>> OKAY. >> MAYBE I CAN MAKE THE PARTICLE GO!

>> MAYBE I CAN MAKE THE PARTICLE GO! >> I DON'T KNOW, YOMI, BUT I'M

GO! >> I DON'T KNOW, YOMI, BUT I'M JUST GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF

>> I DON'T KNOW, YOMI, BUT I'M JUST GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

JUST GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> OKAY. OKAY.

HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> OKAY. OKAY. WHOA!

>> OKAY. OKAY. WHOA! [ GASPS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> OH! >> SO, YOU YOU FIX IT?

>> OH! >> SO, YOU YOU FIX IT? >> WELL, I DON'T HAVE A PhD IN

>> SO, YOU YOU FIX IT? >> WELL, I DON'T HAVE A PhD IN ASS VORTEXES!

>> WELL, I DON'T HAVE A PhD IN ASS VORTEXES! >> ASS VORTEXES?

ASS VORTEXES! >> ASS VORTEXES? YOU MEAN LIKE THE KIND THAT ARE

>> ASS VORTEXES? YOU MEAN LIKE THE KIND THAT ARE AT THE PARADE IN SAN FRANCISCO,

YOU MEAN LIKE THE KIND THAT ARE AT THE PARADE IN SAN FRANCISCO, WITH ALL THE MEN, THAT MY DAD

AT THE PARADE IN SAN FRANCISCO, WITH ALL THE MEN, THAT MY DAD WOULDN'T LET ME GO TO?

WITH ALL THE MEN, THAT MY DAD WOULDN'T LET ME GO TO? >> WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST NEED A

WOULDN'T LET ME GO TO? >> WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE WORM GREASE.

>> WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE WORM GREASE. >> RHONDA?

LITTLE WORM GREASE. >> RHONDA? [ POP! ]

>> RHONDA? [ POP! ] >> [ SIGHS ]

[ POP! ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> RHONDA!

>> [ SIGHS ] >> RHONDA! >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> RHONDA! >> [ CHUCKLES ] NEVER GETS OLD.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] NEVER GETS OLD. SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU

NEVER GETS OLD. SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT EVERY TIME THAT'S

SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT EVERY TIME THAT'S HAPPENED.

ABOUT EVERY TIME THAT'S HAPPENED. LET'S JUST SAY I RECENTLY HAD IT

HAPPENED. LET'S JUST SAY I RECENTLY HAD IT GROWING ON AT MY COUSIN'S

LET'S JUST SAY I RECENTLY HAD IT GROWING ON AT MY COUSIN'S WED-MITZVAH.

GROWING ON AT MY COUSIN'S WED-MITZVAH. >> OH, GOD.

WED-MITZVAH. >> OH, GOD. >> [ MAKING SWOOSHING SOUNDS ]

>> OH, GOD. >> [ MAKING SWOOSHING SOUNDS ] OH, MUFF!

>> [ MAKING SWOOSHING SOUNDS ] OH, MUFF! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

OH, MUFF! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I'LL FIX YOU UP ONE DAY, BUT FOR

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I'LL FIX YOU UP ONE DAY, BUT FOR NOW, VORTEX.

I'LL FIX YOU UP ONE DAY, BUT FOR NOW, VORTEX. >> CAN YOU, RHONDA?

NOW, VORTEX. >> CAN YOU, RHONDA? CAN YOU FIX MUFF?

>> CAN YOU, RHONDA? CAN YOU FIX MUFF? >> DUH!

CAN YOU FIX MUFF? >> DUH! >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT. NO WAY.

>> DUH! >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT. NO WAY. >> DONNY, THE ONLY THING I CAN'T

>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT. NO WAY. >> DONNY, THE ONLY THING I CAN'T FIX IS YOUR PISS-POOR ATTITUDE.

>> DONNY, THE ONLY THING I CAN'T FIX IS YOUR PISS-POOR ATTITUDE. WATCH.

FIX IS YOUR PISS-POOR ATTITUDE. WATCH. [ ZAP! ]

[ CHUCKLES ] SUCK IT, DONNY. [ CHUCKLES ]

SUCK IT, DONNY. [ CHUCKLES ] >> STUPID FUCKING WORM.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> STUPID FUCKING WORM. [ BEEPING ]

>> OH! [ ZAP! ] W-WHOA! WHOA!

[ ZAP! ] W-WHOA! WHOA! >> NIBLA!

W-WHOA! WHOA! >> NIBLA! I-I GOT YOU.

>> NIBLA! I-I GOT YOU. >> THROW IT IN, YOMI.

I-I GOT YOU. >> THROW IT IN, YOMI. >> IT'S TIME TO GO, NIBLA.

>> THROW IT IN, YOMI. >> IT'S TIME TO GO, NIBLA. >> CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?

>> IT'S TIME TO GO, NIBLA. >> CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? >> YES.

>> CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? >> YES. >> I-I WISH I HAD FEATHERS RIGHT

>> YES. >> I-I WISH I HAD FEATHERS RIGHT NOW.

>> I-I WISH I HAD FEATHERS RIGHT NOW. MY -- MY MOM -- I-I REALLY MISS

NOW. MY -- MY MOM -- I-I REALLY MISS HER, AND SHE USED TO MAKE ME

MY -- MY MOM -- I-I REALLY MISS HER, AND SHE USED TO MAKE ME TAKE BIRD BATHS, BUT I WOULDN'T

HER, AND SHE USED TO MAKE ME TAKE BIRD BATHS, BUT I WOULDN'T LISTEN.

TAKE BIRD BATHS, BUT I WOULDN'T LISTEN. BUT I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO TAKE

LISTEN. BUT I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO TAKE ONE NOW.

BUT I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO TAKE ONE NOW. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS CASE

ONE NOW. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS CASE ANYMORE.

I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS CASE ANYMORE. >> I KNOW, NIBLA.

ANYMORE. >> I KNOW, NIBLA. I KNOW.

>> I KNOW, NIBLA. I KNOW. >> OKAY.

I KNOW. >> OKAY. I'M READY NOW.

>> OKAY. I'M READY NOW. >> [ GASPS ]

I'M READY NOW. >> [ GASPS ] >> FUCK YOU, KID.

>> [ GASPS ] >> FUCK YOU, KID. >> [ GROANING ]

>> FUCK YOU, KID. >> [ GROANING ] >> WHOA, WHOA!

>> [ GROANING ] >> WHOA, WHOA! [ WIND WHISTLING ]

>> WHOA, WHOA! [ WIND WHISTLING ] >> YOMI, HANG ON TO SOMETHING!

[ WIND WHISTLING ] >> YOMI, HANG ON TO SOMETHING! >> FOUR CENTURIES I'VE WAITED TO

>> YOMI, HANG ON TO SOMETHING! >> FOUR CENTURIES I'VE WAITED TO KILL ONE OF YOUR KIND.

>> FOUR CENTURIES I'VE WAITED TO KILL ONE OF YOUR KIND. >> [ GAGGING ]

KILL ONE OF YOUR KIND. >> [ GAGGING ] >> OH. HEY, YOMI.

>> [ GAGGING ] >> OH. HEY, YOMI. OH, YOU WANT TO COME TO HEAVEN?

>> OH. HEY, YOMI. OH, YOU WANT TO COME TO HEAVEN? FUCK YOU.

OH, YOU WANT TO COME TO HEAVEN? FUCK YOU. >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

>> FOLLOW THE WISHBONE, YOMI, AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR MIND. >> [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

AAAAH!

AAAAAAH! >> I WISH YOU WOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF.

>> I WISH YOU WOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. >> AAAH!

YOURSELF. >> AAAH! >> YOMI!

>> NIBLA! >> YOMI! >> I GOT YOU!

>> YOMI! >> I GOT YOU! COME ON.

>> I GOT YOU! COME ON. >> YOMI! KILL HIM!

COME ON. >> YOMI! KILL HIM! >> I DON'T WANT TO!

>> YOMI! KILL HIM! >> I DON'T WANT TO! I CAN'T! NO!

>> I DON'T WANT TO! I CAN'T! NO! >> NO!

I CAN'T! NO! >> NO! >> COME HERE.

>> NO! >> COME HERE. NO!

>> COME HERE. NO! >> YOMI, THE VORTEX WON'T STAY

NO! >> YOMI, THE VORTEX WON'T STAY OPEN FOREVER.

>> YOMI, THE VORTEX WON'T STAY OPEN FOREVER. NOW'S OUR CHANCE, GODDAMN IT!

OPEN FOREVER. NOW'S OUR CHANCE, GODDAMN IT! >> HEY, YOMI, NICE FALL.

NOW'S OUR CHANCE, GODDAMN IT! >> HEY, YOMI, NICE FALL. [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY, YOMI, NICE FALL. [ LAUGHS ] >> TURKIE! [ GASPING ]

[ LAUGHS ] >> TURKIE! [ GASPING ] GET OFF!

>> TURKIE! [ GASPING ] GET OFF! >> GRAB MY HAND!

GET OFF! >> GRAB MY HAND! >> [ GRUNTING ]

>> GRAB MY HAND! >> [ GRUNTING ] WHOA!

>> [ GRUNTING ] WHOA! DONNY!

WHOA! DONNY! HELP ME!

DONNY! HELP ME! >> [ GNAWING ]

HELP ME! >> [ GNAWING ] >> NIBLA, HOLD ON!

>> [ GNAWING ] >> NIBLA, HOLD ON! >> I'M TRYING!

>> NIBLA, HOLD ON! >> I'M TRYING! >> OH! OH, NO!

>> I'M TRYING! >> OH! OH, NO! >> EVERY BEING BUT ME IS

>> OH! OH, NO! >> EVERY BEING BUT ME IS EXPENDABLE, YOMI.

>> EVERY BEING BUT ME IS EXPENDABLE, YOMI. NOTHING MORE THAN A TALKING

EXPENDABLE, YOMI. NOTHING MORE THAN A TALKING SEVERED HEAD.

NOTHING MORE THAN A TALKING SEVERED HEAD. I'LL STILL HAUNT YOU.

SEVERED HEAD. I'LL STILL HAUNT YOU. I'LL OWN YOUR MIND FOR ETERNITY!

I'LL STILL HAUNT YOU. I'LL OWN YOUR MIND FOR ETERNITY! [ SAXOPHONE PLAYING ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ] >> OH, SORRY. I FOUND MY OLD SAXOPHONE UP IN

>> OH, SORRY. I FOUND MY OLD SAXOPHONE UP IN MUFF'S HEAD.

I FOUND MY OLD SAXOPHONE UP IN MUFF'S HEAD. WELL, BACK IN THE '80s, ME AND

MUFF'S HEAD. WELL, BACK IN THE '80s, ME AND THE BOYS USED TO GO OUT FOR A

WELL, BACK IN THE '80s, ME AND THE BOYS USED TO GO OUT FOR A SATURDAY NIGHT VORTEX AND PLAY A

THE BOYS USED TO GO OUT FOR A SATURDAY NIGHT VORTEX AND PLAY A TUNE.

SATURDAY NIGHT VORTEX AND PLAY A TUNE. >> TURKIE CAN NEVER DIE.

TUNE. >> TURKIE CAN NEVER DIE. >> HEY -- HEY, DAD.

>> TURKIE CAN NEVER DIE. >> HEY -- HEY, DAD. I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A PUN

>> HEY -- HEY, DAD. I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A PUN IS.

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A PUN IS. >> WHAT?

IS. >> WHAT? >> BUT I REFUSE TO BE LIKE YOU!

>> WHAT? >> BUT I REFUSE TO BE LIKE YOU! >> AAH!

>> BUT I REFUSE TO BE LIKE YOU! >> AAH! NOOOOOOOO!

>> [ GASPS ] AAH! NIBLA! [ GASPS ]

>> YOMI.

>> DONNY... THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THANKSGIVING.

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THANKSGIVING. I WAS WRONG, THOUGH.

THANKSGIVING. I WAS WRONG, THOUGH. MY MIND WASN'T HERE.

I WAS WRONG, THOUGH. MY MIND WASN'T HERE. >> YOMI, PLEASE STAY HERE WITH

MY MIND WASN'T HERE. >> YOMI, PLEASE STAY HERE WITH ME.

>> YOMI, PLEASE STAY HERE WITH ME. WE'LL BUILD THANKSGIVING LAND

ME. WE'LL BUILD THANKSGIVING LAND TOGETHER.

WE'LL BUILD THANKSGIVING LAND TOGETHER. >> OPEN YOUR HEAD.

TOGETHER. >> OPEN YOUR HEAD. I'M HERE.

>> OPEN YOUR HEAD. I'M HERE. COME TO ME, YOMI.

I'M HERE. COME TO ME, YOMI. COME TO ME.

COME TO ME, YOMI. COME TO ME. >> YOMI, MY BUTT'S JUST RIPE FOR

COME TO ME. >> YOMI, MY BUTT'S JUST RIPE FOR SNIFFING.

>> YOMI, MY BUTT'S JUST RIPE FOR SNIFFING. COME ON UP AND DO IT!

SNIFFING. COME ON UP AND DO IT! COME ON!

COME ON UP AND DO IT! COME ON! >> OH, YEAH.

COME ON! >> OH, YEAH. >> I THINK I GOT A SEXUALLY

>> OH, YEAH. >> I THINK I GOT A SEXUALLY ROACH DISEASE FROM THOSE GAMMAS.

>> I THINK I GOT A SEXUALLY ROACH DISEASE FROM THOSE GAMMAS. EW.

ROACH DISEASE FROM THOSE GAMMAS. EW. >> YOMI, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

EW. >> YOMI, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND COME GET TRASHED.

>> YOMI, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND COME GET TRASHED. >> I'M A GAY CAT.

AND COME GET TRASHED. >> I'M A GAY CAT. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> I'M A GAY CAT. >> [ SIGHS ] MY SEARCH IS OVER.

>> [ SIGHS ] MY SEARCH IS OVER. BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FINISH

MY SEARCH IS OVER. BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FINISH YOURS.

BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FINISH YOURS. >> I'LL NEVER SEND YOU OUT FOR

YOURS. >> I'LL NEVER SEND YOU OUT FOR STUFFING.

>> I'LL NEVER SEND YOU OUT FOR STUFFING. >> I'LL MISS YOU, UNCLE DONNY.

STUFFING. >> I'LL MISS YOU, UNCLE DONNY. RHONDA, YOU ARE THE COOLEST

>> I'LL MISS YOU, UNCLE DONNY. RHONDA, YOU ARE THE COOLEST EARTHWORM FROM SPACE THAT I'VE

RHONDA, YOU ARE THE COOLEST EARTHWORM FROM SPACE THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN.

EARTHWORM FROM SPACE THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN. [ SIGHS ]

EVER KNOWN. [ SIGHS ] I GET TO GO HOME NOW.

GOODBYE. >> [ Voice breaking ] YOMI, NO. I NEED YOU.

>> [ Voice breaking ] YOMI, NO. I NEED YOU. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> GOODBYE! I WANT TO GO SEE MY MOM NOW!

>> AND SO SHE FOUND HER MIND, AND WITH IT, HER HOME. BUT THE LIVES OF THOSE AFFECTED

AND WITH IT, HER HOME. BUT THE LIVES OF THOSE AFFECTED BY HER MUST GO ON.

BUT THE LIVES OF THOSE AFFECTED BY HER MUST GO ON. >> ♪ EVERYBODY IS SAD RIGHT

BY HER MUST GO ON. >> ♪ EVERYBODY IS SAD RIGHT NOW ♪

>> ♪ EVERYBODY IS SAD RIGHT NOW ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOMI JUST DIED

NOW ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOMI JUST DIED ♪ AND WENT INTO A VORTEX

♪ 'CAUSE YOMI JUST DIED ♪ AND WENT INTO A VORTEX ♪ PIECES

♪ AND WENT INTO A VORTEX ♪ PIECES ♪ PIECES OF FLEECES

♪ PIECES ♪ PIECES OF FLEECES ♪ THAT'S ALL THAT REMAINS FROM

♪ PIECES OF FLEECES ♪ THAT'S ALL THAT REMAINS FROM OUR ORANGE BEST FRIEND ♪

♪ THAT'S ALL THAT REMAINS FROM OUR ORANGE BEST FRIEND ♪ ♪ LOOK AT THAT SAD FACE RIGHT

OUR ORANGE BEST FRIEND ♪ ♪ LOOK AT THAT SAD FACE RIGHT THERE ♪

♪ LOOK AT THAT SAD FACE RIGHT THERE ♪ ♪ OH, THERE'S A WIG

THERE ♪ ♪ OH, THERE'S A WIG ♪ I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

♪ OH, THERE'S A WIG ♪ I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING ♪ IT'S GONNA GET KIND OF DUSTY

♪ I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING ♪ IT'S GONNA GET KIND OF DUSTY DOWN THERE ♪

♪ IT'S GONNA GET KIND OF DUSTY DOWN THERE ♪ ♪ BETTER LOOK DOWN AND CHECK OUT

DOWN THERE ♪ ♪ BETTER LOOK DOWN AND CHECK OUT THAT DUSTY MESS ♪

♪ BETTER LOOK DOWN AND CHECK OUT THAT DUSTY MESS ♪ [ CLEARS THROAT ]

THAT DUSTY MESS ♪ [ CLEARS THROAT ] WELL, PRETTY GOOD SONG, HUH?

[ CLEARS THROAT ] WELL, PRETTY GOOD SONG, HUH? >> TOO...SOON.

WELL, PRETTY GOOD SONG, HUH? >> TOO...SOON. >> [ STAMMERING ]

>> TOO...SOON. >> [ STAMMERING ] WOW, THAT'S A REALLY BIG PIECE,

>> [ STAMMERING ] WOW, THAT'S A REALLY BIG PIECE, DONNY.

WOW, THAT'S A REALLY BIG PIECE, DONNY. I WAS HOPING WE COULD COLLECT AS

DONNY. I WAS HOPING WE COULD COLLECT AS MANY FLEECE SCRAPS AS POSSIBLE

I WAS HOPING WE COULD COLLECT AS MANY FLEECE SCRAPS AS POSSIBLE FOR MY NEW HAT.

MANY FLEECE SCRAPS AS POSSIBLE FOR MY NEW HAT. THAT WOULD BE A GREAT START FOR

FOR MY NEW HAT. THAT WOULD BE A GREAT START FOR IT.

THAT WOULD BE A GREAT START FOR IT. WHAT? WHAT? STILL TOO SOON?

IT. WHAT? WHAT? STILL TOO SOON? FINE. LET ME JUST WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT? WHAT? STILL TOO SOON? FINE. LET ME JUST WAIT A MINUTE. [ WHISTLES ]

FINE. LET ME JUST WAIT A MINUTE. [ WHISTLES ] WELL, HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT "TOO

[ WHISTLES ] WELL, HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT "TOO SOON" TO ASK IF MAYBE YOU HAD A

WELL, HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT "TOO SOON" TO ASK IF MAYBE YOU HAD A SPARE BEDROOM THAT I COULD CRASH

SOON" TO ASK IF MAYBE YOU HAD A SPARE BEDROOM THAT I COULD CRASH IN.

SPARE BEDROOM THAT I COULD CRASH IN. NO?

IN. NO? MAYBE AN AQUARIUM?

NO? MAYBE AN AQUARIUM? EH, WHATEVER.

MAYBE AN AQUARIUM? EH, WHATEVER. DONNY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL

EH, WHATEVER. DONNY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I THINK YOU MAY

DONNY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I THINK YOU MAY HAVE FATTENED INTO YOUR

YOU THIS, BUT I THINK YOU MAY HAVE FATTENED INTO YOUR ONE-SIZE-TOO-SMALL PILGRIM

HAVE FATTENED INTO YOUR ONE-SIZE-TOO-SMALL PILGRIM PANTS.

ONE-SIZE-TOO-SMALL PILGRIM PANTS. YOU SEE, YOU'VE BEEN SPORTING A

PANTS. YOU SEE, YOU'VE BEEN SPORTING A FAT MOOSE APPLE FOR A LONG TIME

YOU SEE, YOU'VE BEEN SPORTING A FAT MOOSE APPLE FOR A LONG TIME NOW, AND AT FIRST...

>> A M-M-MOOSE APPLE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A MOOSE APPLE IS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A MOOSE APPLE IS. [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] >> ALL RIGHT. SO, GET THIS, RIGHT?

>> ALL RIGHT. SO, GET THIS, RIGHT? WE GET THE CRANBERRY BUMPER

SO, GET THIS, RIGHT? WE GET THE CRANBERRY BUMPER CARS, RIGHT?

WE GET THE CRANBERRY BUMPER CARS, RIGHT? HUGE, HUGE CORNBREAD MOUNTAIN.

CARS, RIGHT? HUGE, HUGE CORNBREAD MOUNTAIN. AND THEN OVER THERE,

HUGE, HUGE CORNBREAD MOUNTAIN. AND THEN OVER THERE, MASHED-POTATO SLIP-AND-SLIDE,

AND THEN OVER THERE, MASHED-POTATO SLIP-AND-SLIDE, RIGHT?

MASHED-POTATO SLIP-AND-SLIDE, RIGHT? AND WE GOT THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT

RIGHT? AND WE GOT THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT HERE, AND THEN, RIGHT, THE

AND WE GOT THE GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT HERE, AND THEN, RIGHT, THE PUMPKIN-PIE WHEEL.

HERE, AND THEN, RIGHT, THE PUMPKIN-PIE WHEEL. MMM.

PUMPKIN-PIE WHEEL. MMM. SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

MMM. SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> I THINK THAT WHEN I ASKED YOU

SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> I THINK THAT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO FIX ME, THIS IS NOT WHAT I

>> I THINK THAT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO FIX ME, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

TO FIX ME, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND. >> WHERE'S RHONDA?

HAD IN MIND. >> WHERE'S RHONDA? >> WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING

>> WHERE'S RHONDA? >> WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING MAYBE YOUR LITTLE COLONIAL

>> WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING MAYBE YOUR LITTLE COLONIAL AMUSEMENT PARK COULD BE A REAL

MAYBE YOUR LITTLE COLONIAL AMUSEMENT PARK COULD BE A REAL HIT IN SPACE.

AMUSEMENT PARK COULD BE A REAL HIT IN SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT.

HIT IN SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT. WE'LL FIND SOME DISTANT ALIEN

THINK ABOUT IT. WE'LL FIND SOME DISTANT ALIEN CIVILIZATION, TAKE OVER THEIR

WE'LL FIND SOME DISTANT ALIEN CIVILIZATION, TAKE OVER THEIR LAND, MURDER THEIR PEOPLE, AND

CIVILIZATION, TAKE OVER THEIR LAND, MURDER THEIR PEOPLE, AND HAVE A BIG FEAST EVERY YEAR

LAND, MURDER THEIR PEOPLE, AND HAVE A BIG FEAST EVERY YEAR AFTERWARD.

HAVE A BIG FEAST EVERY YEAR AFTERWARD. WE'LL CALL IT THANKSGIVING II.

AFTERWARD. WE'LL CALL IT THANKSGIVING II. [ CHUCKLES ]

WE'LL CALL IT THANKSGIVING II. [ CHUCKLES ] HUH?

[ CHUCKLES ] HUH? >> RHONDA, COME ON. [ SIGHS ]

>> HI, THANKSGIVING LAND. IT'S ME, JEFFERSON, HEAD OF SECURITY IN HEAVEN.

IT'S ME, JEFFERSON, HEAD OF SECURITY IN HEAVEN. KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE

SECURITY IN HEAVEN. KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE GRAVY TRA-A-A-A-IN.

KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE GRAVY TRA-A-A-A-IN. I DON'T KNOW WHY I TRAILED OFF

THE GRAVY TRA-A-A-A-IN. I DON'T KNOW WHY I TRAILED OFF LIKE THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I TRAILED OFF LIKE THAT. JUST SEEMED APPROPRIATE.

LIKE THAT. JUST SEEMED APPROPRIATE. OKAY.

JUST SEEMED APPROPRIATE. OKAY. >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE, MOTHERFUCKER.

OKAY. >> GOBBLE, GOBBLE, MOTHERFUCKER. [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

>> [ Rapping ] ♪ THE NAME'S FLOWIS, BITCH, AND I'M AN OLD FUCKING RAPPER ♪

FLOWIS, BITCH, AND I'M AN OLD FUCKING RAPPER ♪ ♪ ME AND BERNIE B., WE TEAR IT

FUCKING RAPPER ♪ ♪ ME AND BERNIE B., WE TEAR IT UP A NAPPER ♪

♪ ME AND BERNIE B., WE TEAR IT UP A NAPPER ♪ ♪ WE GOT A THREE-PRONG GLASS OF

UP A NAPPER ♪ ♪ WE GOT A THREE-PRONG GLASS OF GANGSTER MERLOO ♪

♪ WE GOT A THREE-PRONG GLASS OF GANGSTER MERLOO ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE BE GANGSTER HAGS,

GANGSTER MERLOO ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE BE GANGSTER HAGS, AND THAT'S WHAT GANGSTER HAGS

♪ 'CAUSE WE BE GANGSTER HAGS, AND THAT'S WHAT GANGSTER HAGS DO ♪

AND THAT'S WHAT GANGSTER HAGS DO ♪ ♪ BOOM SHAKA LAKA

DO ♪ ♪ BOOM SHAKA LAKA ♪ AIN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY?

♪ BOOM SHAKA LAKA ♪ AIN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY? ♪ I GOT A GLOCK WITH YOUR NAME

♪ AIN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY? ♪ I GOT A GLOCK WITH YOUR NAME ON IT EVERY DAY ♪

♪ I GOT A GLOCK WITH YOUR NAME ON IT EVERY DAY ♪ ♪ DISCOUNT AT McDONALD'S

ON IT EVERY DAY ♪ ♪ DISCOUNT AT McDONALD'S ♪ I'D LIKE ME A McCHICKEN

♪ DISCOUNT AT McDONALD'S ♪ I'D LIKE ME A McCHICKEN ♪ THERE'S A WHOLE IN MY BOX THAT

♪ I'D LIKE ME A McCHICKEN ♪ THERE'S A WHOLE IN MY BOX THAT YOU COULD STICK A DICK IN ♪

♪ THERE'S A WHOLE IN MY BOX THAT YOU COULD STICK A DICK IN ♪ ♪ I'M A BINGO QUEEN

YOU COULD STICK A DICK IN ♪ ♪ I'M A BINGO QUEEN ♪ DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT

♪ I'M A BINGO QUEEN ♪ DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT ♪ I'M LIKE B-I-N WHEN I GO

♪ DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT ♪ I'M LIKE B-I-N WHEN I GO SPIN ♪

♪ I'M LIKE B-I-N WHEN I GO SPIN ♪ ♪ HAIRY AND BLACK

SPIN ♪ ♪ HAIRY AND BLACK ♪ I LIKE THEM BIG LIKE

♪ HAIRY AND BLACK ♪ I LIKE THEM BIG LIKE KING KONG ♪

♪ I LIKE THEM BIG LIKE KING KONG ♪ ♪ PULL MY DIAPER TO THE SIDE

KING KONG ♪ ♪ PULL MY DIAPER TO THE SIDE AND JUST STICK IT ♪

♪ PULL MY DIAPER TO THE SIDE AND JUST STICK IT ♪ ♪ STICK IT

AND JUST STICK IT ♪ ♪ STICK IT ♪ SPRINKLE

♪ STICK IT ♪ SPRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE OF WRINKLE

♪ SPRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE OF WRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE

♪ SPRINKLE OF WRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE ♪ LOVE WRINKLE, BABY

♪ SPRINKLE ♪ LOVE WRINKLE, BABY ♪ SPRINKLE

♪ LOVE WRINKLE, BABY ♪ SPRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE OF WRINKLE

♪ SPRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE OF WRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE

♪ SPRINKLE OF WRINKLE ♪ SPRINKLE ♪ LOVE WRINKLE, BABY