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[Anastasia] There is nothing greater than the joy of...

[Anastasia] finding true love.

[Anastasia] And some people say that true love is overrated.

[Anastasia] But I think that's because they've never had a

[Anastasia] true love will always exist

[Anastasia] and there will always be people in search

[Anastasia] to find that perfect person.

[Anastasia] This song has at times

[Anastasia] And sometime that can be challenging

[Anastasia] and that's where I come in.

[Anastasia] That's why I started my own dating service

[Anastasia] Loves Gives.

[Anastasia] We're probably one of the only walk-in

[Anastasia] dating services left of this kind

[Anastasia] but it works.

[Anastasia] Some people call me a matchmaker

[Anastasia] but it is so much more to me than that.

[Anastasia] There is so much hate in the world

[Anastasia] and people need to know that there is still

[Anastasia] a place to love.

[Anastasia] I love seeing people happy

[Anastasia] and in love.

[Anastasia] And when I see a happily married couple

[Anastasia] that I had something to do with.

[Anastasia] it just makes me smile inside.

[Anastasia] Yeah, that's my love gift to me.

[Anastasia] I'm Anastasia Reese

and I believe in true love.

So we believe that love is a gift

and everyone deserves to have that special gift.

Well, I'm ready to give my gift to somebody

Anybody.

And if you can make that happen today that would be great.

-Okay -I've tried every online site...

there is and none of them have worked.

So I hope you can do better.

Okay, Casual dating. Got it!

Instant is more like it.

My gates are all ready to open up and enjoy.

Uh-huh

Forget about Christmas and birthdays.

My gift is spammed. Open early.

Okay, speed dating a must.

Yeah, the faster the better.

Been a long time.

Oh, I don't think I can take it anymore.

I need a man, now.

All right! Well let me see what I can do for you.

Okay?

I want you to fill out this form

along with your method of payment

and your dating package.

Okay?

All righty.

Yeah.

[Julian] Hey Hey!

Love, I got the forms for you to...

[Anastasia] Julian, I want you to meet Allison Cole.

[Anastasia] She's our new client.

Julian runs the male division

of Love's gifts.

So one of you is gonna to find me a man?

Well, That's the plan.

Well it takes some time...

to find the right man.

Who said anything about the right man?

Then again, maybe not.

Not!

Okay, Well she is...

gonna take the gold package.

And we need to do that ASAP.

And I've gotten money.

Oh money huh.

Okay.

But a gold package is perfect for her.

Give me the gold.

She want the gold.

[Julian] Well look, let me get outta here

you can finish your interview

And... Um Welcome Allison.

[Anastasia] Allison

Brochure

All Right.

- [phong ringing] - Ladies

Oh my god!

I would like to date him.

Girl, right.

- Why do you think I'm here? - [laughs]

All right, Alison. You're all set.

Now don't forget to set up your profile online.

Okay?

And you can start browsing

And we're gonna make some connections for you today.

All right. But check your email.

I got to expect to meet somebody today?

Right away.

If you check your e-mail

and you follow the steps online.

We're going to work on those connections for you.

- Okay. - I can't wait.

Awesome.

- [tapping on the keyboard] - [footsteps approaching]

-Hey -Hey.

This is your new client, Britney Smith.

Okay

And Allison Cole.

Thank you.

-Hm Alright -Hm Hm

Thank you baby.

You know what I love what we do.

What was that?

Well, I mean it's because of our connections

that we bring people together.

That's a cool business.

Cool business?

No, is a wonderful business

It's because someone believe

that we belong together. That we ended...

up a couple in business partners to this day.

That same person believed in true love

as much as we do.

And now I have a service that brings true

love to people every day.

Okay.

Okay?

Julian, come on now.

Love is what keeps people married for 30

and 40 years. Even longer.

Dollar, that's the only thing...

You know

love might be the reason people get together

with those same people better make

it last forever by putting that work

Okay. All right, I hear you.

That's...

That's part of it.

You know, you have understanding

and compromise.

But to me, it all...

stems back to true love

What?

You're really such a hopeless romantic

So? I love love.

And I love you.

Aww, give me one.

Thank you.

Good morning, Daddy.

Hey, good morning pumpkin.

How the love connection business goin?

Good. I'm on my way to the office right now

to see if I can make somebody happy.

Nice.

Daddy, why you always in the kitchen watching

this little old TV, when you could be in the living room

watching the big TV we bought you.

I'm good right here.

Okay? Your mom and I...

We used to sitting here watching her show while we ate.

So I guess you could say, it's like a habit.

Yeah but it's been four years, Dad.

I know how long it's been.

You know what?

Let me hook you up with somebody.

Uh Uh

No no no.

No to the no no. Okay?

I was with the woman of my dreams

for almost 40 years.

Nobody else is... ever going to be able to love me like that.

Besides I don't even think I...

I would know what to do on a dating situation.

Now everything's so different.

All you have to do is be your charming self

a lot of ladies would like you.

Oh you think so?

I know so because you are a great catch..

Well, that's true.

I got that juice you like.

See. See.

Thank you.

Nobody will ever be able to spoil me the way you do

Sure they will.

There's lot of women your age that would love

a good man like you.

But you know, I have you...

and your sister

So I don't need any other women in my life.

All right. Okay.

I may ease up for now.

Okay, kiddo.

-Uh Daddy -Hm Hm

Promise me today that you would get out of this house.

- Okay? - Okay, Okay. Kiddo

Yeah. No TV...

and no computer.

I'll be back later to fix your dinner.

Do you love me?

- I love you. - Well, I love you too.

And just like you said...

I'm going to get out of this house little later today.

Give me a little walkey walk home.

-Good -And don't hold your breath.

I heard that.

Hi Toni

Hey Anastasia

Where is Christien?

Oh he's on his way.

Oh Julian called this morning.

He said that he tried to call your cell...

but it went straight to voicemail.

He said he decided not to come in today

He's acting weird again.

You know, Julian wasn't feeling good this morning

So I guess he's not feeling any better

- I guess not. - Okay, so...

let's reschedule all of his clients for tomorrow.

And then let me know when my first client gets here

- Will do. - Okay

Oh did you check the personals.

Oh I'll check online then I'll let you know.

Oh and I'm updating our blog today...

in case there's anything you want to add.

Well, look at you.

You've been working on raise in this.

Yes indeed.

Hello

Oh, hey babe

My phone is acting crazy again on our system.

I'm just calling to see how you're feeling.

Um... still sound sick.

I think I'm just gonna stay on bed all day lying

Just see when you get home from your dad's later on

[Anastasia] Okay. Okay Um You know what?

I'm... I'm going to let you sleep.

I'm not going to bother anymore

but you let me know if you need anything, Okay?

Okay.

Love you

I Love you too!

Bye babe

All right, I'm all done.

You guys ready to go?

Yes.

All Right.

[Christien] I'm ready to go home

[Anastasia] Oh what are you gonna do...

[Anastasia] with all your free time.

[Christien] That's none of your business.

- [Anastasia] You see? - [Toni] Okay.

Julian

I came home early today

to take care of you honey.

And I brought chicken noodle soup

My dad is going out to dinner

with my sister.

So...

I'm all yours...

[Anastasia screams]

What the hell is going on?

I wasn't expecting you home so early.

You told me you were sick.

I was but... but I'm feeling better now.

And Is that my robe?

You're supposed to be connecting clients

with other clients, not connecting them in our bed.

Baby what are you doing?

What does it look like what I'm doing Julian?

If I were you I'd leave.

Or you gonna be next.

You're like one of those people from "Snap", so...

I guess I'll leave.

[phone ringing]

Thank you for calling "Love Gifts"...

where true love still exists.

How can I help you?

Hi, Is this the Love's gifts dating service?

Yeah, that's it.

Okay.

Well I can call back... some other time...

seems like you're having a bad morning.

Is this even a real dating service?

No.

Wait what? Yeah.

Yes, it is.

I'm sorry.

I'm just... I'm just a little tired.

[clears throat]

Yes, in fact this is.

This is a real dating service.

-Okay -[Anastasia] So did you...

[Anastasia] Do you want to come in for an interview?

Or something.

I mean you don't have to.

It's up to you.

You know, You do whatever you want, of course.

Well, Yeah... I...

I can be there... Uh

At 12:00 p.m. today if that works for you.

Uh twelve o'clock

Yeah. Yeah I guess it will work.

- Are you sure? - Yeah yeah yeah, Twelve.

Twelve O'clock is great.

Okay. I'll... I'll be there.

Okay.

Oh wait a minute.

What's your name?

I'm Wesley... Wesley.

Wesley.

All right, Wesley.

Hello?

My brother.

Hey Dalton

Let me ask you something.

You think this "Loves Gifts" dating service is really legit?

I mean... I thought they...

stopped doing walk-in dating services a long time ago

I thought everything was online now.

Yeah I know right.

Well apparently, that's what makes these service unique.

They still believe in face-to-face connections.

Now from what I hear, they're the best of what they do.

I know a couple of brothers who met their wives

through this service

but as you damn well know, it is not for me.

I will not let a woman tie me down

or take away my freedom.

Give us us free.

You sir, are a dying breed

-[Dalton] A dying breed -[Wesley] Of course...

It's not for you. Every woman knows that from the get

- Damn right. - [Wesley] Anyway, I just...

called over then the woman that answered the phone

sounded depressed and crazy.

Trust me brother. It is a cool service.

What you got to lose?

I know you're looking for Wifey.

Well have you some fun. Never know what could happen.

- You might be right. - [Dalton] Hm mm

[Dalton] Oh and when you go, ask for a guy named Julian.

-Julian -He's supposed to be the best.

So you say!

I do say it.

Okay, cool.

-Yeah -My man.

You really think so huh?

Yeah.

All right. I'll give it a shot.

["Ten Out of Nine" playing]

Whatcha doin'?

Texting.

Do you want to go to lunch? I'm starving.

Oh Yes, we need that.

Okay but we're not going to the sushi place.

Why not?

[knock on the door]

Hi, Uh there's nobody at the front desk?

No, there's nobody outside.

- No. Um... - Wesley.

Uh. Oh you know what.

I... I'm sorry. I totally I forgot...

You were coming in and Uh everyone is out to lunch

or they would've canceled you

Like they cancelled... all my other appointments.

Uh why don't you have a seat?

And we can um... we can go over the packages.

Yea.

So, we have the gold.

[Anastasia laughs]

It's the gold.

Gold package be perfect for our Anastasia.

Uh We have. We have gold.

We have silver

and we have bronze.

Okay. Can you tell me the difference between the packages?

I'm sorry. What did you say?

Are you Okay? Maybe I should just wait for Julian.

[Anastasia laughs]

Julian

Yeah. Well you know what Julian is not coming in. So...

Okay. Then can you tell me the difference between the packages

or maybe I should wait till Julian is...

You know what. Why don't you take a look at the packages

for yourself and you can decide.

Maybe you can hook up

with one of our clients like Julian did.

And then sleeping with her in our bed.

Wow. Okay

Do you need some space?

Because you seem to be a little disheveled.

No, you know what

I don't even know why I'm talking to you about this

- Do I really same disheveled? - Uh little bit...

But I mean look...

If this is your normal forgive me because I definitely spoke

out of place just now.

- But... - You know what, listen...

Can you... would you mind coming back tomorrow?

[Anastasia] Please

Okay, yeah I guess I can do that.

[Anastasia] Yeah because I appreciate you being nice

and patient. I am... I'm normally very well put together

Woman... I just I'm having a moment

- All right. Okay. - [Anastasia] Okay

- Same time tomorrow. - Yeah.

-[Wesley] Yeah. No problem -Please.

- Yeah. - Okay.

And this is no reflection on my company.

-None -[Anastasia] Whatsoever.

No. You got it.

Oh, Take this in

- Tomorrow. - [Wesley] Yeah tomorrow.

-Tomorrow. Okay -Right.

- Thank you, Wesley. - Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Baby girl, What happened to you?

You get here early and you look a little...

[Anastasia] Disheveled?

Yeah, that part.

I... I had a hard day at the office.

What did that Julian do?

How did you know it was Julian?

Well, first of all you're usually well put together.

And anytime a woman's vibe

or her appearance is thrown off, is usually because of a man.

He cheated on me with one of our clients.

Well, I'm surprised that hasn't happened before.

You know what Daddy, I'm surprised...

I didn't catch it.

That's what I'm surprised at, Because I'm stupid.

No, no no baby girl, listen...

There's nothing wrong

with trusting somebody that you should be able to trust.

I bet you and mom never had that problem.

I wouldn't say that.

Daddy

I think we should go egg that Allison Cole's house.

Oh and we should toilet paper it too.

- Yeah. - Um, No!

I mean where we're in? A high school?

Anyway, Julian is getting what's coming to him.

Believe me.

Yeah, well I think we should help Karma out a little.

Then you will just bring bad karma on yourself.

What are you doing?

Practicing.

Don't even think about it.

Fine. But if I did it would only be one.

No.

-Doesn't -No.

Okay. look, he is not for her anyway.

She needs somebody more like her dad.

True. He's a really cool dude.

Yeah.

Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay? - Yeah.

On time?

True but you're not my boss.

I only have one boss now. Woo

Well, get out of my way.

-Daddy -What?

Okay, Let's just say... your mother was a really good woman

and she loved this man.

What did you do?

I... I had my moments.

But I... I knew for a fact

that there was never gonna be a woman for me...

-but yo Mama -So you cheated on Mama?

Uh No... flirted. Okay!

No I'm not saying that...

Little flirty dirty but no... no cheek massage.

Yo mama know I wouldn't go no where.

Until this woman by the name of Cora Bale came along

[Everett] She was fine as ever

[Everett] and widowed.

[Everett] She would sit next to me in church

[Everett] and follow me around just to talk.

[Everett] Your mother kept a eye on her.

But the fine, sophisticated lady that she was...

[Everett] She would never embarrass herself

[Everett] or me, in public.

[Everett] Pretty soon, Cora started calling the house.

[Everett] Your mother was not having that.

[Everett] She got on the phone one day

[Everett] and ran that woman up one side

[Everett] of the wall and back down the other.

[Everett] I never heard from Cora again.

[Everett] She stopped coming to church and everything

[Everett laughs]

That's funny. Mama wouldn't let no woman take her man.

That's right. That's right.

I knew I loved that woman.

But man after that I knew for a fact...

that your Mama din't want me going anywhere.

I would say that's true love.

Yeah well, look baby girl...

All couples have their problems.

You just have to decide whether you're the worth fighting for.

Do you feel like Julian is worth fighting for?

I don't know.

Well if you're not a hundred percent...

I think you need to keep yourself open

for someone new

You know, I put people together all the time

but for some reason, I can't keep a man myself.

Girl, I keep telling you, it's not your fault.

And I'm not gonna let you blame yourself

but I will say this.

You probably should think about your choices in men.

I know... I know, I need to think about my choices

and I need to practice what I preach.

That's right.

This is good talk.

- Thank you. - All right Sweetie.

Give me the one right there.

Aww Sweet potato.

Did you get?

Doing better today?

Yes, I am much better today.

I did not mean to break down in front of you

like that. That is not me.

Nah, its okay. You... You gotta understand

You won't be the first or the last person

to have relationship problems.

Why do you think I'm here?

Well I'm glad you're here sowe can connect

you with someone wonderful.

Sounds good.

So like I was trying to tell you the other day.

We have a gold package.

And you can try it out for a month.

See if you like it, since you know there's no guarantees.

Okay, well I can go with that

but shouldn't you be pushing the sixth month

or the one year plan.

You know what?

Yeah, you're probably right about that.

I mean the only reason I'm saying

that is because you know I'm a marketing guy

and I try to get my clients

to get the best out of whatever it is that they're gonna to buy.

Yeah, well Julian was always the head of sales.

And... since now that I'm flying solo

I'm... I've just never been in good at high pressure sales

and plus, I'm more interested in people finding true love

Which... I thought I had.

Well maybe you should try your own service.

No, we have rules here.

Yeah we have rules

and that means that nobody is supposed to date clients.

Nobody.

And clearly Julian broke that

Still little raw. Sorry.

It's okay.

I see you have strong feelings about those rules.

Well look, I'm... I'm set here.

Yes, you're set.

All you've to do is go online and set up your profile.

Okay

Welcome aboard.

I'm looking forward to having this experience.

Thanks.

So Winston...

What are you into?

It's Wesley and what do you mean?

I mean like, Into.

What do you like to... do?

What are you into?

Like... Into.

So Maya, tell me a little bit more about yourself.

- I'm a mermaid. - Uh what?

Oh that's just another way of me saying

I'm a very rare and unique kind of person.

Okay.

Being that I am so rare and unique.

I cost a lot.

Excuse me?

Well I'm an avid reader

and I really love sport.

No, I mean... Into.

You know, like...

Dominatrix like into, Wendell

It's Wesley

and I'm not into whatever it is

that you're talking about.

You got to spend money on this.

Oh okay.

Well?

Oh you want me to give you money now.

Now is as good a time as any

Before I have to swim away.

So you're serious about this mermaid thing.

You... you just don't get it, do you?

I guess, I clearly don't.

I'm not sitting here another minute with you.

We're done.

Well thank you. Goodbye.

I bet you like to be punished.

Don't you, Walter?

It's Wesley.

W-E-S-L-E-Y

and no, I don't like to be punished.

Haa Grrrrr

Haa Grrrrr

Haa Grrrrr

Haa Grrrrr

Meow!

Did I say something wrong?

Have you ever had...

Butterscotch and karma...

at the same damn time.

We're sisters

but we like to share.

[phone rings]

This is Wesley.

How can I help you?

Hi Wesley, this is Anastasia. I was just calling

to see how' the dating was going.

Interestingly enough, not too good.

Mm hmm. Really?

Well, what can we do to fix that?

I'm not sure. Maybe I'm being too picky

but some of these women are just...

you know, either they're trying too hard

or not hard enough.

You know what I want to do on a date?

What's that?

I want to go on a picnic.

Uh, A picnic...

Yeah I know it sounds corny for a guy to say

something like that but...

No, you know what...

No, I... I think it's kind of sweet.

You know... something not lot of...

Not a lot of people do anymore these days.

[Anastasia] Well, you know what.

Let me send you a couple of new profiles

from the database that I think might be better

for you and I will make sure

- that they like picnics. - That sounds good

or you know you could... you could come by the office

and I could show you how to maximize your search

So you don't miss out any of the good ones.

And you know, you don't need a appointment

You can just, come on by.

Okay

All right, well... I'll see you soon.

- All right. - Okay

Hey you guys.

Is it me or is business slow?

Um... You might want to sit down for this.

What's up?

I found out that Julian opened his own dating service.

He had the nerve to name it "Gifts of love."

And he stole your client list.

How do you know that?

A couple of clients called

and said that he changed the name

and invited them to his grand opening.

What?

[Christien] I told you that man was scandalous.

I don't feel so good.

Do you... do you want some water?

- You need like a paper bag or... - What am I supposed to do?

Come on, Come on!

I need to sit down...

Stay with us, stay with us.

Okay... I need to sit down

This is what I've been telling you not to do

- Thank... - Drink

- Christien!! - Oh Water... Yeah.

Sorry...

You're okay? Feeling better?

Hey Wesley.

I'll be right with you.

So you guys are compatible on a lot of levels.

Her name is Bailey

and Bailey is what my assistant

Christien calls a Clairebear

which means she's perfect.

And she's a comedian.

So I think you guys should have a lot of fun on your date.

Let me know how it goes for you.

I gotta tell you, I'll try one date.

But normally I have bad luck.

No, you seem like a really nice guy.

I'm giving you three months tops.

We're gonna help you find someone.

-Okay -All right.

So... you're a marketing guy.

Yes I am.

What do you say we swap services?

What do you mean?

Well, I give you free dating services

and you help me with marketing plan.

What do you need me to do?

Well my ex partner...

Julian stole all my contacts

and he started his own dating service.

I need those clients back along

with some new ones.

And I'm thinking about doing some restructuring

in my business.

I need a plan that's going to take him out of the game

and change the game for me.

Wow you're serious.

Okay Uh well...

I could put together a marketing plan

and start brainstorming on some restructuring.

But you do know that

you have a unique business

and a lot of people are using online

dating services now.

Yeah I know.

And I was hoping to keep some of the elements

of the one on one interaction.

So, is that a yes?

I'll see what I can do.

Thank you so much.

Good luck with your date

with Bailey, I hope it works out for you.

We shall see.

- Bye... bye. - Okay.

Thanks.

Cheers.

So um... So I'm Bailey.

Like the liquor.

You know what I mean.

Liquor.

Liquor, I hardly knew her.

Got it the first time.

Okay.

I went on this audition the other day

and the guy out front said...

"Are you a comedian...

or an actor."

That's right. You're a... You're a comedian.

Uh Okay. Hello... we have a slow one in the crowd over here.

Right?

That's you.

Anyway, I told him comedians are actors.

I thought you knew

Right, duh?

Could you excuse me for... one moment

Uh sure!

Okay, I'll see you.

I'm...

Now this new marketing plan will boost your sales

and bring you into a higher margin

and bring attention to your online business

by 50 percent, the first month

65 percent, the second...

and then you keep growing from there.

In the next six months, you should

get all your old clientele back

and double what you originally had.

Wow Wesley.

Wow. This is amazing.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know what?

Um Someone new just signed up.

Yeah. She is smart, She's beautiful

and she's ready to settle down.

I think I'm done

with this date and thing for a while.

Bailey was a bit much.

I mean I like comedians if they're funny

but I don't think I can go through another night of that.

I'm sorry. I thought she'd be fun.

Yeah. No.

[Anastasia laughs]

Well you know what.

You can't give up...

because you are a great catch

and you deserve a wonderful woman.

You give it one more shot.

That's right, one more shot.

If it doesn't work out, then lunch is on me.

Deal.

As a matter of fact, I have a picture of her right here.

- Wow she's beautiful. - [Anastasia] Uh hm

And from her interview, she seems like

she's just as beautiful on the inside.

Oh and did I mention that she's ready to settle down.

But if it doesn't work

I'm through with this dating thing for a while.

Oh trust me, it's gonna work out.

You know what I want to ask you?

What?

Why you havn't been dating anybody?

Oh I date...

I'm just... I dont know...

Focused on me right now.

Oh Okay

So you're afraid.

Girl, afraid of what?

Come on now... getting hurt.

Okay, Maybe I'm terrified

but I mean after seeing what Julian put you through

- I'm good. - I know, i know.

But I think there's still some good men out there.

You just gotta recognize the signs

and watch out for the red flags

and above all keep your eyes open.

Yeah.

I attract the guys with way too many red flags.

And then I see them way too late. So I'm good.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about

but I still think there are good men out there.

Even after everything I'm going through.

Girl, I'm glad you're so optimistic.

I'm. What other choice do I have huh?

Let's get out of here, Come on.

Hey Daddy, I was on my home

Wanted to see if you needed anything.

Hey baby girl, I don't need a thing.

I'm good. Your sister just left.

How are things coming down at the business?

You know what, I think we gonna be just fine.

I got this guy.

He's helping me with marketing

and I'm feeling pretty positive about it.

Yes, that's good. I am so glad

You didn't let that other man hold you down.

Who me?

Uh Uh... I keep moving, just like you taught me.

"Don't let anybody stop you from your destiny."

in the words of Everett Reese

You get that right.

[laughs]

-[Anastasia] My hero -Give it to me. Put it in there.

- I'll come back later tomorrow. - Okay

If I don't get caught up in all this marketing stuff.

All right then, I'm proud of you.

All right, go get him.

You know I love you.

- Love you too. - All right.

Thank you.

- Wesley. - Yeah.

It's London from "Love's Gifts."

- Oh hey, how you doing. - I'm good.

Nice to meet you.

You are more beautiful in person.

Thank you.

So you like picnics.

Oh no I hate picnics.

I'm allergic to the grass.

You know what drives me crazy is how people like

let ants just crawl over there food.

I mean for me, I would try to be at the restaurant being pampered

You know...

But your... your profile said that you like picnics.

It does?

Yes it does.

Oh Because that's...

I love a good picnic.

Let me tell you.

I don't even mind if a dog peed on the grass.

I just put my blanket right all on top of it...

You know what. Look at this piece.

This is amazing.

Oh wow.

[knock on the door]

Hey, just checking to see how my client is doing.

Your client is doing great.

Sounds good to me.

So how are things going with you and London.

Things are great. She's a wonderful woman.

We've been having a great time together.

Good.

Actually we... we have a date tonight so...

I better get going.

I just came to see how the new marketing plan

is working for you.

Awesome, business is picking up

I'm getting new clients

and I am swamped.

Oh and I'm going to get those revamps to you sir.

Oh good, well do you ever take any time for yourself?

No I can't do that.

- Why not. - [Anastasia] Because my time...

is spent here at the job.

Well just remember you matter too.

You deserve to get as much love as you give.

Thank you, Wesley.

Hey listen we're doing a little Mixer...

I'd love for you to come and you should bring London.

Great. I... I can ask her. Yeah

- [Anastasia] Okay great. - Sounds good

I will walk you out.

Um Just one quick question.

Was that Wesley Franks, that dude just walked out?

Yes.

Um Was that Wesley.

I thought him and the beauty queen London were going strong.

They are.

He was just here to go over the marketing plan.

What was that look for?

What look?

Did you fall for that man?

What are you talking about Christien?

You did.

Oh.

-[Toni] Anastasia -[Christien] Anastasia & Wesley

[Christien] sitting in a tree.

-K-i-s-s-i-n-g -Don't be silly.

I did not.

And rule number one, "Never get involved with a client."

Technically he's less of a client

and more of a business associate these days.

True.

What are you talking about?

He does the marketing for the company.

Anyway it's time for those rules to change.

You know what they say honey.

Rules are meant to be broken.

I am not interested in that man.

Okay? He is here to do the marketing plan

and that is it.

[Christien] Uh hm

Whatever you say.

Okay, So are we doing this now.

Okay, I see what's going on here.

Yes, dinner was good.

So now, tell me what you see for our future.

[London] Well... I do know that I am enjoying spending

all this time together.

[Wesley] I'm enjoying my time with you as well.

You're a lot different from anybody I've ever dated before.

Actually you're... a breath of fresh air.

I could see this going somewhere.

- Yeah you think so? - Don't you?

Yeah I just.. I just waiting see what you actually had to...

had to say.

I... I think, it could work.

That's good to hear

Listen why don't we get going

Since we're gonna make the "Love Gifts" party on time.

Yeah, Yeah

After you

- So? - So what?

I heard Julian's having a... Mixer tonight as well

He is?

I just can't figure out how you know what I'm doing

before I could do it.

I mean it's like he knows the exact

same events at the exact same nights.

I know

Something shady is going on now.

Yeah I know.

[Anastasia] I'm starting to think that someone is telling

[Anastasia] him all my plans and I only tell a few people.

Look who just arrived.

Wow, She is beautiful.

So are you.

You're my friend and employee

You're supposed to tell me that

I don't have to tell you anything.

I'm just kidding. But seriously

I wish you would realize how many wonderful

gifts you have to offer.

When you're so busy giving yourself away to everybody else

that you won't give anybody an opportunity

to give you the gift of love you deserve.

Well, I tried.

Look how that worked out.

Remember, he ended up getting the whole business

out of this deal.

You don't believe in what you're selling.

Yeah, I do.

It's just that... Toni...

You don't believe in you.

Well, I'm going to get a drink. You want one?

Yeah.

Okay.

- [Wesley] How you doin'? - [Anastasia] Hi

Wow! London, you look stunning.

-Thank you. You too -Thank you

So are you guys enjoying yourself?

Yeah yeah yeah.

We're having a great time.

Much better than I anticipated.

[Anastasia] Yeah I know, it's like packed.

[Anastasia] Thanks to your marketing ideas.

- [Anastasia] This is all you. - [Wesley] No no no.

I can't take all the credit. We did this together.

Well how about...

We celebrate both of your success and go dancing.

- Sure why not. - Yeah

Well, you guys enjoy yourselves.

Bye

Okay, Um...

I really wasn't sure how to spell your name

Bone Keshub.

Yeah sure. Girl it's uh...

-B-O-N -O-N...

It seems like all the girls I'm meeting were...

Heartbroken. You know...

Really?

And I'm just... I'm tired of being a shoulder to cry on.

Like I want a man... this like...

about like 6'2

because I'm 5'7, Okay...

so I can't do a short guy.

You know, Guy be a certain height.

Right. That's right.

You know.

I'm just tired of them

Using me for sex. I'm just...

I'm just tired.

And then, I need me a woman too

like I need her to have... Uh just bangin body

like maybe like a little bit of mix of Cardi B.

Like a little bit of like J lo... something like that.

I'm a really nice guy. I'm just...

They think I'm a player for some reason you know...

- So... - So I think you're a player.

I was recently born again.

You know, I was raised in the church

and like you know, I kinda got lost

So he got to be a God fearing man.

That's really really important. That's really what I need.

- [Anastasia] Okay... - What you got for me, Girl.

Anastasia, have you been online yet?

- Or read the personals. - No, why?

Apparently there's an article

of an interview that Julian did about the success

of his new company.

You know what, let me just read a little bit of it.

Quote, "Anastasia Reese is a phony...

and she stole all my ideas.

Frankly, I don't see how she...

stayed in the business this long.

She was lucky, she had me

but her loss." End quote

Wait a minute, I stole his idea?

Okay. No, I've been in this business way before...

he was it and... and now I'm lucky?

Oh hell no.

[Toni] Anastasia, just calm down

-[Toni] and think rationally -Why should I be rational

He is not being rational.

Because you're the bigger person.

You know what?

I'm going down his office.

Yeah I'm gonna give him, a piece of my mind

I'm gonna show him who the bigger person is.

Anastasia, You don't want to do that.

Yeah I do. Send me his office address

Anastasia.

Toni, send me the address.

[Toni] No.

Okay, you know what.

I'm starting to think that you were in on this little ploy

- [Anastasia] with Julian. - [Toni] What?

Yeah 'coz you're the only other one then knew my business.

How could you even think that?

Then text me his address.

Thank you.

London?

Anastasia, what are you doing here?

What am I... What are you doing here?

And what about Wesley?

-I was going to tell him -When?

When you stole his marketing ideas and you broke his heart.

I didn't know he did marketing for your company

in the beginning.

I was just seeing how you ran things

since I was gonna be running the women's department.

Really? So then you used him and you used me.

I wasn't using you.

I was doing research.

Look, I... I care about his feelings.

I think he's a really good guy.

So you've been with Julian this whole time then.

Yeah. We're getting married.

What? Wait a minute...

You're getting married?

You know what, you two deserve each other.

You're both prevaricators.

- And what's that? - Look it up.

Look I'm sorry I wasn't trying to hurt you, okay?

- Julian told me... - [Julian] Whoa!

You don't got to explain nothing to her

Julian, you are a piece of work.

What are you doing here?

I read your little article

- Oh, that. - [Anastasia] Yeah, that.

Do you have any morals whatsoever?

What is wrong with you?

No, of course you don't.

You know what, But I got something for you.

You can't do anything to me.

My business was established way before you came along

So we gonna see who copied who.

Good luck Julian, because you both are gonna need it

- What are you doing? - I'm packing.

I can't work somewhere where I'm not trusted

So please consider this, my resignation.

Toni, I need you. Okay?

Toni

-[Toni] What's wrong with you -Look, I overreacted.

Okay? I'm sorry.

I can't run this business without you.

You cannot leave me right now.

- [Anastasia] I saw him. - [Toni] You saw Julian?

You saw Julian?

She saw Julian?

Will somebody, please fill me in?

That's what I'm waiting for.

All right.

I'll fill you in later.

Everything... every detail.

Me too. I want to know all the details.

All right.

Now let's get back to work.

Come on, who's my next client?

Your next client is Tanner Scott.

Be careful with this one.

- [Anastasia] Why. - You'll see... he's a poser.

What's up ladies?

Hey I'm going to step out for a little bit.

That Tanner was too much for you huh.

I told you he was a poser.

No, ask him if we could reschedule.

It's just this whole thing with Julian is so much

and I feel bad for Wesley because

he's caught in the middle and he doesn't even know it.

But how are you supposed to know

this was another one of Julian schemes?

It'll be okay.

See! You should've let me egg that Alison Cole's house

and call a hitman on him when I had the chance

I'm gonna come back later.

I need you to get the paperwork done

and the clients in the lobby

and have him come in tomorrow.

- All right. - [Christien] Bye Anastasia.

I hate Julian

Me too.

Hey Anastasia, it's a nice surprise.

What's going on. You need help with a new marketing plan?

No, actually

I need to talk to you about something.

Okay. Well it sounds serious.

Have a seat. What's going on.

All right. I'm not going to beat around the bush.

I went by Julian's office today

and London was there.

London! What was she doing there?

Well, apparently she works for him and she's with him.

With him? What do you mean with him?

They're together, Wesley

and they are getting married.

Married?

Okay, You know what?

I've had enough of this counterfeit dating service

you're running. I knew this was a mistake.

Counterfeit?

Yeah. You're selling people hopes

and dreams and you can't even see the truth

in front of your face.

Excuse me!

But you seem awfully happy

and blinded by London's pretty face.

- [Anastasia] up until now. - [Wesley] Blinded?

Yeah.

Your business partner is sleeping

with every woman that walks through that door

right in front of your face.

Now who's the one who's blind.

All right you know what, I don't deserve that

Wasn't it you that introduced me

to that pretty face that I'm blinded by

You know what? I'm done with this agency

with you and with everybody else.

Now I've got to get back to work so if you'll excuse me

Anastasia.

Okay. Look...

I shouldn't have said what I said.

All right. And I understand the

way you may feel

but Wesley, I had no idea.

I didn't know.

How can I say this.

Anastasia, have a good day.

Oh, Hello

[Dalton] Can I help you?

I'm from Love's gifts dating service.

I just wanted to drop off a couple of flyers

for a mixer we're having tomorrow night.

-[Dalton] Okay -[Toni] Okay

Can you sure Wesley Franks gets one of these?

Yeah well he's gone for the day.

But I'll make sure he gets one of them.

-Okay -[Dalton] Okay.

Well hopefully you can make it out.

I mean... Wesley

- Hopefully Wesley can make it... - Right

Oh and please don't tell him that anybody

- from the office came by. - [Dalton] My lips are sealed.

Okay

Oh.

Yeah. Okay

Okay

Damn

Oh yeah, we are gonna make it.

What's wrong baby girl.

Daddy I don't understand how I can make

love happen for so many people

but I can't

seem to find it myself.

You just answered your own question.

So you're so busy helping other people

find love that you are missing

the love that's for you just right in your face.

I'm starting to think that there is no love

for me at all, let alone in front of my face.

I dont' know, Daddy. maybe I'm just...

selling a bunch of counterfeit

Dreams and false hopes.

Wow.

I never heard you talk like this before.

Well I've never felt so defeated before.

Listen here, I don't know what I've taught you girls

and what I haven't but one thing I know the fact.

I always taught you girls to be fighters.

I'm tired of fighting.

I'm not about to listen to...

to all this crap

and you feeling sorry for yourself.

I'm a lot gonna roll with that.

Okay, you need to buckle up

You need to take responsibility for yourself.

You need to handle this thing.

Follow your own heart.

And don't let your man keep playing games on you

Okay

All right. No more tears.

No more tears especially...

Undeserved ones.

Thank you, Daddy.

Come on, you better than that. Come on you get this.

Plus you know your brain isn't going anywhere

I love you

- I love you too. - Now go out there and get him.

And hey...

You know your daddy is always going to be right here for you.

Always.

You're my last born.

And I just want you to be happy before I check out of here

You ain't going nowhere anytime soon.

- You hear me? - Yeah

- Thanks, Love you. - I love you too.

Hi Andrew.

Now look here Miss Anastasia, I know we've tried

this two other times before you know

but third time's is a charm.

And I was just thinking this time maybe if I could change

my physicality, you know

possibly you know get a real fade you know...

cut my hair down

or if I can went down to the flat top.

You know what, I believe

that you're doing just fine.

It just takes a minute.

You know, be easy on yourself.

What comes with the gold package.

Okay, it's basically everything.

It's mixers, you get online searching.

You get one on one interaction.

It is like... the primo

of the packages.

Mmm

Okay So does touching come with that.

I'm trying to get rid of these man boobs too.

You know, I gotta admit it.

Andrew, Do you normally

tell women that you have man boobs.

No but you know you walk to the car

you know they start bouncing all over the place.

And I thought about doing

Uh some kind of surgery.

Okay, I said it

but it's too expensive.

I can't afford all that.

I don't think that's necessary.

My insurance doesn't count on your insurance.

- Your insurance doesn't cover... - Yeah

My main requirement as long as he can feed

me and pick me up, I'm good girl

Feed you right.

That's very important.

Feeding is important.

Have you ever thought about Man's spanx?

Now, see that.

I bet you haven't met Ross.

So the silver package includes one mixer

online searching

and unlimited messages.

That one is cool I guess.

Okay

I just need some hookups

and I can handle the rest, You feel me?

No I don't. But Okay

Let me keep it real with you.

I need a piece tonight.

You need a... piece

Well you can...

start your online profile today

and you're good to go.

I bet, Hey I'm out.

Hey Tanner can I... can I ask you a question.

Yeah whats that now?

Did you join for the

hookups or for true love?

I mean if true love

happens in the middle of one of my hookups

which I highly doubt it will

and so be it.

That's what I thought.

Okay

Easy man!

Nobody says, "Be easy."

Hey man.

Loves gifts is having a mixer tonight. Watcha your thought?

Nope! I'm done with all that

Don't be done just yet.

I think your brother's ready to finally meet somebody.

Wait Wait Wait Wait! this is coming from the man

that says he would never let a woman tie him down

That could be a pretty lonely place.

Even after you've sent the one home for tonight

That doesn't matter.

Eventually someone has to match

Yeah, I hear you.

Think about it.

May be you could be my wingman for tonight.

There you go again.

Hey you!

I dind't expect to see you here tonight.

I was invited by Dalton.

But I won't be staying long.

Wait, Dalton? The one from your office?

The Dalton who said he'd rather be single

single his entire life than to be tied to a woman. That Dalton?

Yes that very one.

Well is he here to mingle or to meet somebody?

I'm not quite sure.

But this is absolutely his idea.

I guess people can change.

Yeah I guess they can.

- Look Wesley! - [Toni] Wesley.

Who's that man that you came in here with?

That's Dalton.

Is he single?

Actually he is.

I don't think that he's looking for a relationship.

Who said anything about a relationship?

I said, "Single."

You know what. Let me introduce you to him

and then my work here will be done.

-[Wesley] Dalton -Yeah

Let me introduce you to Toni.

You already know Anastasia from the... office

It's nice to see you again, Dalton.

- Likewise. - [Toni] Good to see you.

I mean meet you.

It's good to meet you.

It's good to see you again too.

Wait a minute, you two have met before?

Just like... in passing.

Nothing official.

Well now it's official.

Well, I... gonna go mingle

[Dalton] I told you I would keep it sealed.

[Dalton] So listen here, what you drink?

[Toni] I'll just have a little champagne

So, hey...

-Hey -How have you been?

Working a lot.

Yeah well...

Business has been great for me

because of you.

I just created the plans, you're the one who implemented.

- Wesley, look I'm really sorry... - Listen

Let's... let's not go there. All right?

Okay.

[Anastasia] Wow, looks like they're doing okay

And since they're doing okay

I think I'm just gonna go

It's been a hard week.

Well, thank you for coming.

Yeah.

[Christien] Hey Anastasia, how is it going?

Meet my girlfriend, Amber.

-Hi -Amber!

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

-Well, we gonna go mingle -Okay

[Anastasia] So... you know

how I always dreamed of having a location in San Francisco.

Yes.

Well, Um...

Spit it out girl.

Okay

Well, I know its gonna be a lot of work

but since her business has doubled

I was able to put a deposit on the building

What?

Yeah. That is great.

So it's gonna be more event driven.

We're gonna restructure the dating service to a more

- mobile and online service. - [Toni] Okay

And we gonna have more events with the clients...

At the buildings itself.

You know what I think we should do that

- at this location as well. - We are. So Christien...

Be prepared to get busy.

And Toni...

I would like you to run our

San Francisco location.

How do you feel about being my new partner?

Partner? Me?

-Yeah -That is huge

-Oh -Well I trust you can handle it.

Sure. Now I'm gonna get you up and running...

But then you're on your own.

I mean the timing is perfect.

You're gonna be running our San Francisco location.

Oh you know what.

I totally forgot.

I mean who is gonna be the new office manager

for this location.

I'm 100 percent in.

Who said I was gonna ask you?

Oh come on, you know I was gonna ask you.

But Christien...

You got to be on time from now on.

No problem.

Great.

All right team. Well let's get to restructure

We've got a lot of work to do.

- Well congratulations Christien. - Thank you

- But I have a serious question. - Yes

Since when did you start liking girls.

Since always.

It's your fault that I was gay.

Well I guess I was wrong.

Well I was wrong too because I thought that you were gay.

Haven't you ever heard of Metro male?

Okay, Metro male.

- Come here you two... - [Christien] Love you...

["Indigo Plateau" playing]

-Hey -What are you doing here?

I am here to take you

-on a picnic -Picnic?

Yes.

It's funny how that happens.

Uh What happens?

How we actually get in our own way sometimes?

Yeah, that is pretty crazy, isn't it.

Yeah.

So...

What do you say?

I'd say I couldn't think of a better person

or more beautiful person to go

- on a picnic with. - Yes.

["Real Woman/My Black is" playing]

Gives to the second location of "Love's gifts" in San Francisco.

And to all future locations.

Toni, we're going to miss you

but we know you gonna kill it out there.

Me too Girl

[laughs]

No really...

Anastasia, thank you so much for believing

in me enough to make me a partner

And Dalton...

For coming with me on this journey.

As my marketing director.

- Yes. - Cheers.

Cheers everybody!

Mm hmm.

-That's good -Right?

- Oh excuse me. - Yes... we, finally happened.

Julian!

What are you doing here?

I'm in the middle of a celebration.

I made a huge mistake.

What happened?

Well, London left me.

I lost all of my clients...

And had to close down.

I heard you're opening up a second location.

[Julian] Congratulations

Yes, I'm.

It's too bad for you though

You know what, Maybe you ought to think about

a new line of work.

I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.

And hopefully we can partner up again

[Anastasia laughs]

Oh Juian...

You're kidding me, right?

["The Castle" playing]

- Hey, who's that? - Nobody important.

There you go!

["The Castle" playing]

Action!

In the end...

Love prevails.

Cut!

So how was that?

Uh Dana, what you think?

She did actually pretty good

Yeah it felt good.

No, let's do it again.

["The Castle" playing]

I'm gonna work on thse connections for you.

I can't wait.

Like a Marilyn Monroe...

Yes okay, I get it.

[speaks gibberish]

Thank you.

What the...

You're supposed to be connecting clients with other clients

Not connect them with our bed.

Cut

Yeah bitch...

Your mother was a good woman...

And she loved this man.

I forgot my line.

I'm sorry.

What is it?

It's uh...

I really forgot, I'm spaced out.

That is funny.

Mama wouldn't let no man...

All right, we're all set.

All right.

- Thank you. - [Wesley] Okay

You have a line.

Yeah. I can't... remember.

Line please...

I didn't know he did marketing for your company

in the beginning.

I was just seeing how you ran things since I was...

[speaks gibberish]

I didn't know he was doing marketing for your

company in the beginning.

I was just. Okay, I can't because your eyelashes...

[laughs]

- You know your eyelashes... - Is it?

- Yeah look... it's. - Oh my God

Told you I'd keep your secret.

- So listen here, what you drink? - Just a little champagne.

Would you like some of that?

[laughing]

["I'm Good" playing]

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