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[song from 'Then Nilavu']

[Song from 'Vandichakkaram']

"Goddess Meenakshi Ruler of Madurai city"

The place downstairs is locked

So...?

Hey...what's in your bag?

Invitation

For whom?

To invite Lavanya who lives below

No one by that name lives here

That house is vacant

You seem to be a man with a good heart

'Who would have told him?'

Boss, do you smoke?

- I do, sir - Got a cigarette on you?

Yes, sir

Pass me one

What's your name?

Gemini Ganesan

I am Suruli Rajan

Nice to meet you, sir

- What is the occasion, boss? - I'm getting married

Congratulations

Thanks, sir

Where are you from?

Chennai, sir

I rented this place 3 years ago From then the ground floor is vacant

Only the landlord will show up once in a while

When did she live here?

Maybe 6 or 7 years ago

Are you sure she lived here?

Yes, sir

I lived in this very same place you are staying now, sir

Neighbors?

What did you say her name was?

- Soniya...? - No, Lavanya

'Surulianna?'

'Brother...?'

'Saroja'ka'

'Sister...?'

Sir, that address?

Surulianna?

Saroja'ka?

Has he shifted elsewhere?

He is as slippery as an eel

- Sir, what do you do? - Where do you work?

Information Technology

You look well educated and you work in a telephone company?

Not ITI, IT, sir

- Computer software developer - Computer is soft, huh?

Boss...?

- Hope you aren't from the police force? - Not at all, sir

Where do you work, sir?

I don't understand

I'm a hired killer

Mercenary

Do you belong to a gang of mercenaries?

Boss, at first I did it for friendship's sake

Then it became a habit

Overlapped as my profession

Sit down

There's a store down this road

Do you want to enquire there about your friend?

I already did, sir

Even in the opposite house

- None of them know her whereabouts - Then only 1 solution

Shall I ask my landlord?

Okay, sir

[clears throat]

Why are you looking blankly at me?

Call from your mobile

My number is top secret

It's switched off

He might have gone to pee Call again in a bit

- Phone seems dead! - Maybe he's dead?

I'll give you the landlord's address

He's in Tirumangalam

Take a bus and go meet him

I'm running out of time, sir

Before I take the 8'o clock bus tonight...

...I must find her address and invite her

If you can get me a rental car-

Car...? Hey, boss!

To rent a car here in Madurai is as bad as daylight robbery!

Sir, I'm earning 100000 per month

- Can't I afford to rent a car? - 100000?!

If you don't mistake me...

...if you can accompany me and locate the address

...I'll truly appreciate it, sir

People of Madurai will go out of their way to help

Won't I track down the address?

Only hitch is I normally don't come out during the day

Since you're taking the car, I'll go with you

An uncle of mine runs a travel agency in Goripalayam

He is dependable

If I call him, before I even hang up, he will be here with his car

His number

Tell me, sir

"Bullets flying in mid air Gunshots echoing everywhere"

"Teaching a lesson judicious Stirring dust he strides victorious"

"Sparks of fire fly and soar War of a kind never before"

"Whoever the enemy he dares them boldly"

"He is the spark who makes a mark"

Hey! Uncle Sultan This is Suruli here

Tell me, bloody blackguard!

Why are you sniggering?

I'll be back

Sit

'Tell me, marble head fellow'

You borrowed Rs 1000 6 months ago

No sign of you

By any chance, did you change your address?

I'm living in the same house

Inspector just called me

You had borrowed Rs 3000 from him it seems

He came to collect it from you

He saw a pair of shoes outside

He smelt cigarettes too

How can he be smoking a cigarette when he can't even afford a 'beedi'?

So he called me

Uncle...!

I can differentiate the milkman and newspaper boy by the chirping of sparrows

Just because he pretends to be a girl I'll fall for his gimmick, huh?

What do you take me for? I confused even a cop

Hey, how much did you borrow from Rasu?

450 bucks

That too he gave me in 4 installments

What happened?

He came to your house last week

He called out your name

A female voice said you had stepped out

He became suspicious and peeped through the key hole

You wore your wife's night dress and spoke like her

Suruli...?

He isn't at home He has gone out

Hey! Was that him?

When I opened the door 5 minutes later...

...he had spat all over my door

'I don't think he will come by my place hereafter'

Remember that inspector

'One day he caught me red-handed'

As soon as I thrust my knife at the neck he got the fright of his life and he ran

He isn't the kind to get petrified

Did I say I pointed the knife at his neck?

'I pointed it on my neck and told him...'

'...if he asks me to repay, I'll slit my neck to die in a pool of blood'

'I'll nab you one day without your knife'

Nowadays whoever knocks at my door...

...I open the door with the knife on my neck!

I pity your wife How does she live with you?

- Why don't you live with me? - Bloody buddy!

It's 6 months since my wife walked out on me in a huff

'Ravana, king of Lanka was distressed like a man burdened by debts' says poet Kamban'

But Suruli Rajan will never shed a tear for any disaster

Coming to the point

One goat has come looking for an address

He has to go to Tirumangalam

I need a car from your agency

- How much do you charge? - Rs 1500

Including the 1000 I owe you...

...we will charge him 2500 Is that fine with you?

My favorite God!

Wait, now why are you somersaulting in excitement?

I've told him I'm a big time rowdy

You maintain the same story

We dump on his head, from breakfast, tea, snacks to cigarettes and mobile recharge

If you drive at a relaxed pace, on the way back we can hog...

...mutton, chicken, booze, a luncheon feast in uncle's joint

Today Lady Luck is smiling on us

She is being too kind

Today is a rewarding day

Presented by Suruli Rajan!

Dude, I'll zip zap zoom and be there in 10 minutes, we'll paint the town red

I am waiting...!

Boss, the car will be here in 10 minutes flat

We can leave immediately

- Okay sir - You had a shower?

- Yes, I did - Let me freshen up, keep this

Your mobile is simply soooper

Listen to the songs, okay?

Don't open the door if someone knocks

"Like fire blazing fiercely"

"Try confronting me"

I thought you'll listen to songs at an ear splitting decibel

You're listening to it as soft as a whisper

- What movie? - 'Evil Engulfs'

Engulfs indeed!

You saw my buddy-uncle, right?

Quick on his toes

He isn't simple Sultan

Sultan 'Kattappa' of Baahubali fame

'I will get tanned if I go out in the sun'

You forgot your knife

Good

You reminded me in good time

Goons like me in Madurai will loiter without even an underwear

But not without his dagger!

You look like a comedian with these glasses

Remove those glasses You'll look like a hero

If you say so, it should be right, sir

'Peace be unto you'

'And unto you peace'

How is life treating you, my dear boy?

Treating me good, uncle

I eat 2 bananas daily

As soon as I got in I smelt 'biriyani'

As soon as you got in, a smell of brass attacked me

Brass?

They are hanging by the dozen around your neck

You are all I need to tarnish my image

Is that chain around your neck gold or silver?

Beyond all that, sir

Platinum

Can you pledge it?

No, sir

Then why wear it round your neck?

Did you take the weapons?

Without forgetting, sir

He has an elephant's memory

Put the pedal to the metal now

Boss, Madurai is famous for pancake made from country chicken's egg

Mutton pancake from 'Konar Mess' is even more famous

You've proved your worth as the biggest big shot!

Shall we stop for breakfast, sir?

Hey, that's a tooth pick

You're chewing it!

Here's your check, sir

Hello, first give boss a 'dishum' paper

- What...? - Tissue paper

Sir, bill-

Sir...sir, I'll pay

- I'll pay - Your pant has no pocket!

- Will you kindly shut up? - It's okay, I'll pay

Boss, you've come to our town Can't we buy you tiffin?

This is your wallet, sir

You do the honors, sir

- That isn't the reason - It's okay, sir

I don't take other people's wallets

Here you go

Ek-soos me

We are eating and you 'tear ass' happily

It's burp this time

Sir, balance

Give it to him

What is this, boss?

I know you left your wallet at home by mistake this morning

Who named you Gemini Ganesan?

You should have been named MGR

He was the only soul who gave money to the needy generously

Give, you can go

Let's go for a puff

Will fit the bill for our expenses

- You thieving tramp Sultan - Damp squib Suruli

- Hey, bhai - Good morning, sir

Can't even get a glimpse of Suruli

If only I set my eyes on him, he'll face an encounter from me, warn him

'Did it enter your thick skull?'

- Tell him if you see him - Sure, sir

I'll tell him, sir

- Do you know this madam? - Yes

Do you know her very well?

Of course

So do I

- Hi, baby - Tell me, baby

- 'Theri' baby - Bye, baby

It doesn't look like him

Bro...?

Anna?

Aren't you Pushpa's husband?!

Very, Very, Very funny!

Get lost!

Boss, listen to me

We'll track the address now

You'll invite her and then you'll board the bus in peace

Happy? Relax

By the way, how are you related to the girl downstairs?

My girlfriend, sir

What did you say?

We were lovers

I heard you refer to her as 'akka'

- Yes, sir - How strange, boss!

I've heard of boys falling only for their sister's daughter!

You've baffled my brain now

Sir, I met you just this morning

'- That's true' - As soon as I say hello...

...how can I tell you I've come to invite my ex-girlfriend

You have a point, boss

But your intention to invite your ex

- That's new - It's an old practice, sir

Have you seen this movie 'Autograph'?

We both watched that film sitting right next to each other

Are we a couple? Why get so graphic?

I watched it just 3 days ago

- Too late - The hero in that film

...goes in search of his ex and invites her to his wedding

Similarly you want to invite your ex-girlfriend, right?

Yes, sir

But still I call her 'akka'

Don't get flustered, buddy

Bro, he is so confused Kindly clear his bewildered brain

It's a long story, sir

Boss, we sit through epic plays in our temple festivals

Right up to daybreak and shout out 'Once more'!

Will your flashback last up to Tirumangalam

Maximum half an hour? We are all ears

My love story began 6-7 years ago

We rented the very same place you're living now, sir

Within a week

One sunny day

Look straight and drive

My dear boy

Are you the new tenant above Lavanya's house?

- Who is Lavanya, grandma? - She stays in the ground floor

I don't know her

She is the one forever decking up her face with layers of make up

'I haven't seen anyone like that'

I deliver flowers regularly there

To your house and the house above yours

Will you deliver these flowers for me?

- 'What does she take me for?' - I'm not well, son

- Okay, fine - Bless you, my boy

'- Bye, grandma - Bye, dear'

Nab him right there

Hey! Stop

- I don't have any coins to spare - How dare you!

- Bro, what's your name? - Gemini

Oh! You are that hero "Shall I sing for you?"

[song from 'Then Nilavu']

I'm not Gemini Ganesan the 'King of Love'

Then...hero of that film 'Gemini' with the famous dialog 'O podu'?

- Don't you stay above Lavanya's house? - Do you know her well?

- I don't even know that girl - You called her 'girl'!

Show some respect, man

She's like your elder sister

Okay, anna

Do we look older than you?

If Lavanya is your sister we are your brothers-in-law!

- Got it? - Bro-in-law!!

Because we are in love with Lavanya

Is that snigger a dig at us?

Not good for you

- Scoot - Get lost!

- Okay, brothers-in-law - 1 nimite

Give this to your 'akka' on our behalf

- Both candies? - We are 2 of us, right?

- Go - Get going

[song from 'Minsara Kanavu']

[humming]

Akka...?

Sister!

'My mother isn't at home'

Lavanyaakka

Wait

What do you want?

Flowers

You saw me just now That's really fast

The grandma who sells flowers asked me to give this

That's fine then Aren't you Gemini?

Yes, akka

Which year of under-grad?

Do you know which year I'm in?

- 2nd year, sis - I'm younger than you

How can you call me 'akka'?

- Do I look like your elder sister? - Not like that

You are very beautiful

That's the reason

Am I that beautiful?

If you have any doubt ask your mirror!

Okay, does that mean you can call me 'elder sister'?

You got me wrong

If boys like me call beautiful girls like you by name...

...won't you think we are trying to flirt?

You're right

That's why I played it safe

You didn't get me wrong, I hope?

That's true

Anyway call me Lavanya

I won't misunderstand you

Thanks

- I need a favor - Tell me

My tuition teacher's name is Shanthiakka

She isn't married as yet

So sad

But if you set your mind she can get married

How's that possible?

What's the connection between her and me?

She's very beautiful too Just like you

Her eyes sparkle just like yours

Your face has a natural glow

But her face has acne all over

Because of her acne problem, the prospective grooms reject her

That's all? I thought it was some major issue

I have the perfect cream to clear her pimples, wait

Hey baby! Hold it

Give this to your mother

Self help is the best help!

'Why is she so hyper?!'

She will see the difference in just 1 week

- Thanks - Welcome

- Bye - Bye

Jobless!

Meenakshi, where is 'sir' off to?

The flower seller asked me to deliver these flowers to our neighbor

"Shall I teach you lessons in love Or fly high in the sky above?"

Father and son are always at loggerheads

They won't talk to each other it seems

[song from 'Then Nilavu']

Lavanyaakka!

Morning, sir

I told you to call me Lavanya

Why do you still call me 'akka'?

Your parents may get me wrong

That's why

I don't know if they will But I definitely will

I want you to call me Lavanya

If you say so you must be right

Hi 'ka

You can call me Lavanya now

Your parents have gone out, right?

Lavanya, I got a gift for you

Why?

Accept it I'll tell you

Shanthiakka's wedding is fixed

- When? - Today

Your cream did the trick She became 'Snow White' like you

But it's less than a week

- So soon? - Don't underestimate yourself

You poured all your expertise into 1 jar of cream

The groom fell flat for Shanthi'ka

Made for each other

Shanthi'ka asked me to give this cake to you

Okay, bye, Luv

Love?

Not l-o-v-e La for Lavanya

Oh...! Okay

- G - G...? Okay

Hey G

Could you park my bike inside please?

Okay

'Which is the gear?'

J, you don't know to drive?!

I don't even know to push it!

Don't know to ride a scooty?

Asking me as if you'll volunteer to teach me tomorrow

Meet me at the ground tomorrow

Have you lost your mind?

Does this befit your age?

You are drooling over a teenager

You'll never reform

We have a son old enough to be married and you have a roving eye!

Careful...watch it

Aiyo...!

"My precious princess true I am besotted thinking of you"

"You are the muse anew for my efforts at haiku"

"Point your mother to me To pay my respects I am ready"

"When you speak, honey the bag of sugar overflows sweetly"

"Like a calf, frolicking spiritedly love sings a new note excitedly"

"My precious princess true I am smitten by thoughts of you"

Bro, your choice is sooper!

'Akka, but your choice is a damper!'

Blabbermouth! You'll get it from me

'I'll give all of you, wait'

'He claimed he couldn't ride a scooty Now he's whizzing past on a bike!'

'A rose on my cycle?'

'Who would have placed it here?'

Where are you?

I'm getting back home

I have a surprise waiting for you

What is the surprise?

Shanthiakka is here to invite you for her wedding

She's waiting for you at my place

'Get here soon'

- Shanthiakka! - You called me?

Fine, I'll be there

'You've had it, I'm waiting'

- Exams are round the corner - Bye, Shanthi'ka

We should finish all the lessons soon, sir

Welcome, sir

She is inside

'She's over there'

Why do you lie through your teeth?

Shanthi'ka has pimples You can't ride a scooter

Pack of lies

No...I didn't lie

Swear upon me

Swear now!

On your hand or head?

'Chick-kuli-ba!'

How did you guess, bang on?

You're as intelligent as the Crime branch

- Okay, see you - Wait, where are you going?

All my efforts went down the drain

You won't see me hereafter Neither will you speak to me

If you want to befriend a girl...

...it isn't necessary to lie

But friendship is different from love, right?

I love you So I had to lie

You're in love with me?

Why didn't you profess straight to my face?

As if you'll reciprocate and profess your love at once

Love you

What did you say?

Love you, da

"Like a golden statue dazzling you nudge me with urges surging"

"For sore eyes you are a feast What brand of rice do you eat?"

"You turn into a sparrow and glide Whole town looks up at you with pride"

"If I ask you to kiss me you get cut (up) like electricity"

"You're like the froth on milk bubbly The crescent moon shining within me"

"You engulf my life ecstatically"

You go, I'll join you

Why?

- Okay - We shouldn't spare him

'Looks like they mean business'

'You are here, huh?'

'The dumbass duo boys are hell bent on following me'

Stop right there

You and Lavanya don't behave like siblings

More like lovers

It's obvious, right?

Bull's eye!

I'm warning you, bull dog!

What's wrong in this, bro?

Falling for your sister is wrong!

Yes, I agree

But Lavanya isn't my sister

But we asked you to call her so

You told me and I complied too

But she refused to accept it

We have also been following her day in and day out for 4 years

But she hasn't even given us a second glance

'Even if she looks...!'

- Special prayers for whom? - Gemini Ganesan

'May Gemini Ganesan be blessed'

Usually people in love hang around together

But to fall in love why do you hang around together?

You might have been luckier if you had tried individually

Are you trying to cause a rift between us?

We refuse to believe Lavanya loves you

Shall I prove it to you, bro?

Maybe he will prove it to us?

No chance at all

'Lavanya and I should always be together, dear God'

When did you apply sacred ash on your forehead?

I applied it this morning

Do you know what I asked God?

What?

On your next birthday you and I should visit this temple as husband and wife

That was exactly my prayer too

Hey, wait

- What happened? - She is our neighbor

That chick, huh? So what if she is here?

She might misunderstand seeing us together

How does that affect us?

Shall I go up to her and tell her about our love

No...no...no

- I don't mind - No, don't

Then I need a kissy

That's fine with me

But as your birthday gift

"To repay your defenders' debt"

"...you (s)tumbled by default"

'Proof enough?'

"...into deceit and defect"

"O' silvery moon's younger sister bright She softly sailed within my eyesight"

"With her kohl lined eyes alight she has set out to bloom in delight"

"O' crescent moon's younger sister bright She gently glissaded within my sight"

"With her kohl lined eyes alight she has set out to lure me tonight"

"Without any warning you know she mesmerized me head to toe"

"Of my own accord all of a sudden my heart turned as soft as cotton"

"My breath, thanks to her turned hot with desire"

"My breath ever so ordinary because of her turned fiery"

"Crystal moon's younger sister bright She cruised cheerfully within my sight"

"With her kohl lined eyes alight she has set out to bloom in delight"

"Even the silkworms lured by your beauty sacrificing their body spun your saree"

"Like the gold chain nestled in your bosom"

"...wish I could become it would be simply awesome"

"Like a flood you deluged me with desire"

"O' baby calf, you set my brain on fire"

"Pure and graceful are you like the lotus fresh and new"

"Float within my heart, lass so I can live too in bliss at last"

"Shimmering moon's sister bright serenely serenaded within my sight"

"With her kohl lined eyes alight she has set out to allure me alright"

"You walk by, my heart somersaults anew"

"No one can hold a candle to you, my beau"

"When you flirt with me I am clueless completely"

"When you invaded me for the 1st time I discovered my treasure sublime"

"I will entwine you, just you wait like the gold belt around my waist"

"Even if you are stand-offish I'll shower you with my kisses"

"I have to give this to you You're the cat's whiskers true"

"When are you ready for the treat? My heart, mind and body as your feast?"

"Golden moon's younger sister bright I gently glissaded within your sight"

"With my kohl lined eyes alight I set out to enrapture you in delight"

[song from 'Sumai Thaangi']

Taste the 'halwa' I made for our son's birthday

Sir, 1 minute

"Is it a dizzy spell? Modesty as well?"

Tell me, sir

Meenakshi...?

We are vacating this house tomorrow

"Is it a dizzy spell? Hesitancy as well?"

"Chaos in the heart pell-mell?"

I will call you once I reach my new place, okay?

If you dare call me...

...I will slice your tongue into two

Awwwww! God help me!

Sorry, buddy

I thought something ran across suddenly

By the way, boss, why did Lavanya take revenge on you like that?

Even I never understood, sir

Is this a valid reason to vacate your house?

Is there any mediation in Madurai I haven't handled till now?

'Panchayat' is child's play for us

Who was the one who came in saying 'Sir, 1 minute?'

He is our neighbor who stays above our place

Between your neighbor and your father in that 1 minute...

...something has transpired

You're right, sir

The girl you saw at the temple must have seen Lavanya and you being lovey-dovey

She has squealed to her father

You bungled it

You didn't pay much heed thinking she's just a teenager

She tore the pages of your love story

- It could be like this too - Like what?

That grandma gave me 3 bags of flowers to deliver

Where did she ask me to deliver?

#1 Lavanya's house

#2 Your house

#3 The 2nd floor

[humming]

'Meenkashi, where is 'sir' off to?'

'The flower seller asked me to deliver these flowers to our neighbor'

'How many times I've told you to keep a note of the date?'

'You are training to be a nurse'

'Do you need to be reminded?'

- Flowers - Flower seller gave?

Yes, 'ka

Can you drop her back in college?

I have loads of work, akka

She's like your own sister She's already late

Okay, come along

Why do you embarrass me?

He's like your brother You'll be late otherwise

'Trust you to ask me where I'm going!'

Are you out of your mind?

You are obsessed with that kid!

Disgusting! Yuck!!

Sorry

For what?

Because my mother said I was like your sister!

So what? You're still a kiddo

It has been 3 years since I became a mature adult!

You are aware, right?

- What's your name? - Devi

- You are good at heart - Whaaat?

I've heard fair complexioned men are good at heart!

Plus you're as handsome as Ajith the Ultimate hero

I need to tell you something Hope you won't take it the wrong way

How will I mind after all your heart to heart chat?

Don't be friendly with Lavanya

- Why not? - She thinks she's God's gift to mankind!

She's forever applying some cream on her face and hands

Girls like her will befriend boys

And then ditch them saying 'I thought of you as my brother'

Even now she calls me 'bro' and I call her 'akka'

She's a year younger than you

How do you know all this?

Shanthiakka is my tuition teacher too

My friends keep talking only about you in class

You talk nonstop now

Why didn't you accept the flowers I gave?

Was it meant for me?

It was for God, right?

If I had given you the flowers instead?

Why will I refuse?

Then I should giv-

Even now she calls me 'bro' and I call her 'akka'

'She's a year younger than you'

'Pimple'

'Poor thing!'

Will you come this evening as well?

'I will come daily from now on'

"My precious princess true I am besotted thinking of you"

"You are the muse anew for penning my haiku debut"

- No - Then?

Look at me properly

New dress, huh?

Look at my face properly

Your face is glowing compared to the other day

Your pimple vanished?

I told you, right?

That's why I got this cake

Only cake, is it?

I thought you might tell me something else

Those 3 magic words?

1st time is always a shy proposition!

Shall I tell you what's on your mind?

- Tell me - Shall I really tell you?

Tell me

Girls first!

Please tell me

It's the 1st time for me too

I feel a bit shy

This is what you wanted to tell me?

So tell me

Your turn 1st

I already did

- When? - I just did

You are a real smart cookie!

'That's what they say!'

"Browbeaten so many people Brushing them aside; so simple"

"But your glance hooked me senseless Couldn't sleep a wink, my princess"

"Like a push cart in front I didn't stumble or confront"

"But when you spoke with a kick I couldn't sit resisting your antic"

"I was single, footloose and fancy-free Into my breath you merged perfectly"

"From my heart, I profess, trust me"

"My precious princess true I am smitten by thoughts of you"

"You are the muse anew for my efforts at haiku"

"Point your mother to me To pay my respects I am ready"

"When you speak, honey the bag of sugar overflows steadily"

"Like a calf, frolicking spiritedly love sings a new note elatedly"

He insulted me

'Why is she going inside?'

Seductress!

'Dad had a free show'

I swear, you should be-

'You go I'll join you'

'Why?'

[mutters a prayer]

Why did you bring her?

You could have come alone

What's wrong with that?

She isn't aware we are in love, right?

Lavanyaakka?

I was just thinking of telling her today

No, don't

My sweety pie

I have a gift for you

Is it a cake?

- No - Chocolate?

Think properly and tell me

Why don't you give me a clue?

You can't use the gift I'll be giving you

You'll return it to me

Only I can use it in the future

'She's rambling without knowing my plight'

'Why give me then?'

'You might as well keep it with you'

'What is he doing for so long?'

Why this suspense? Why don't you tell me?

Let me tell you in this temple

Whenever the day maybe...

...I'll be the one to tie this sacred thread around your neck

'- Special prayers for whom? - Gemini Ganesan'

'Talking through 2 sim cards in the same phone call'

Hey! Wipe off the lipstick

Wipe it clean

Wait, who is that girl?

How did you hook 2 girls at the same time?

It's sheer luck, bro

'We refuse to believe Lavanya loves you'

'Shall I prove it to you, bro?'

'I need a kissy'

Meenakshi...?

We are vacating this house tomorrow

Sir, 1 minute

Meenakshi...?

We are vacating this house today

What are you saying?

"Is it a dizzy spell? Bashfulness as well?"

"Chaos in the heart pell-mell?"

'I will call you once I reach my new place, okay?'

'If you dare call me...'

'...I will slice your tongue into two'

'So will you call me instead?'

Me or 'she'?

'Who the hell is she?'

Whatever the reason...

...you shouldn't have dated 2 girls at the same time

Situation was such, sir

I loved a girl

And the other girl loved me

What would you have done if you were in my situation, sir?

Whoever it is, he'll only do what you did

But why didn't you tell me you loved 2 girls?

- I met you only this morning, sir - True that

If I had told you, I was dating 2 girls and I'm here to invite both of them...

...what will you think of me, sir?

Won't you misunderstand me?

- True that, huh? - True or false, sir?

True or false?

Buddy, don't bug me

He's burning down my brain Don't add fuel to the fire

I wish that flower seller had walked into my life too

What about you, buddy

Come, my boy

If you want to pee pull up and do so

I meant we've reached the town Tell me the route

Keep driving I'll tell you

Buddy, wait We'll be back

Waiting, buds

Kids usually play here So don't get out of the car

They may be shell-shocked seeing a monkey!

Don't act smart

Get Lavanya's address and Devi's as well

We'll meet them and hand over the invitation

Let's also solve the mystery of what their fathers told your father

Why rake up an old story now, sir?

Boss, I need to know whether you do or not

Otherwise my head will just explode

I can't handle it, come

Oh! Surulianna How are you?

I'm doing good How about you?

I'm fine What brings you here?

- Come in - It's okay

I called your father-in-law

He spoke about someone dying I hope he is alrig-

He is unwell, bro He's in the hospital

He has even switched off his mobile

Anything urgent, bro?

Not really, my previous tenant has come in search of an address from Chennai

He needs to give an invitation

Who is it, anna?

He's right here

Oh! He's here

What is the count?

You never told me this, boss

You never asked me, sir

Out with it now

Spill it out!

We vacated our house in Madurai and shifted to Ooty, sir

'After you settled down when did you meet her?'

'I hadn't even got down from the tempo'

[yawning]

Soooper girl, sir

I made up my mind as soon as I saw her

She is my angel

'What about Lavanya and Devi you dated?'

Is there a rule 1 angel per fellow?

Why can't he have 2 or 3?

Maybe P for Priya meant P for parting ways

'If her name had been Feviquick you would be stuck for life, huh?'

Stop with this, son

I'll stop with a full stop, dad

Surprise at sunrise!

Welcome

You've stepped in at the most auspicious time

I'm Ooty Ulaganathan the renowned astrologer

- Your name? - Pennycuick

Named after the Brit who built the dam, huh?

I am so glad you are moving in as my tenant

You didn't introduce this boy

My son, of course

He looks the cool calm kind He must be a top ranker

He is always 1st in class

Ulaganathan has the world in his hands!

Who is that girl?

You never told me about your daughter

You wanted a house I gave you the details

You didn't enquire about my daughter

'How does my daughter come into the picture?'

What is that cover, sir?

A neighbor invited me for a wedding

Can you keep the invitation and give me the cover, sir?

No problem

Why did you ask?

Will come in handy later

Maybe he will pay me the rent in this cover?

Your place is at the back of this house, take a look

Very good

Pleased to have met you

Done with your exercise?

1 track mind you have about exercise and diet

Yes, my boy

You come across as a good-hearted man

He has x-ray vision like the mentalist!

Heard him, right?

Ulaganathan has the world in his hands!

What's up, sir?

I wanted your suggestion regarding my son's college admission

You're too late, sir

Your son spoke to me yesterday

I fixed the same college my daughter goes to

The principal has agreed to give him admission

Smart boy! He reminds me of I, me, myself in college

Your son and my daughter have been discussing from morning

Where did you study before this?

Madurai

You must be missing your friends?

I don't have any friends

My books are my best friends

I think by nature you are very shy

From today we are both friends

My friends are your friends

Let me introduce you to them

This is Gemini

He's our tenant Shifted yesterday

He's joining our college from today

He is my friend

Priya, you don't mix with boys at all

Even I don't

What would you like to eat?

Do you get 'vadai' here?

Made with 'urad' dhal?

With a hole in the center like a doughnut?

It isn't in our menu here

'What do I come up with next?'

Lentil 'vadai'?

May get a packet of mixture Do you want that?

I love mixture

'Congrats, Pooja'

You've elevated our college to another level

Students, take this girl as your role model

Where did he disappear?

'Boss, I'm teary eyed'

'Superb performance!'

What to do?

Only if we think out of the box girls make a beeline for us

'What box, boss?'

'Rock on'

You were awesome

You said you have no friends

All the students here are your fans now

Everybody is singing your praises

I didn't go out of my way

I did what I thought I should

I'm being praised

Let's go

Too good!

Brilliant

Gemini, too muc-

Gemini hates all this

This idea is ideal!

You helped a beggar yesterday and made him feel good as a human being

Yes

My mother didn't conceive for 6 long years

She was yearning for a baby of her own

'Amma...' She heard a voice

She opened the door

She saw a beggar standing at her doorstep

She called him inside and served him food

Just because a beggar calls out 'amma'

...she would go out of the way to ensure they have a square meal

It became a habit for her

I was born a few years later

She believed only because of her service, God blessed me as her baby

She would take me along with her and make me feed the beggars

So the habit stuck to me too

'Soooper sentiment, boss'

'Is this true?'

'Only to pick up Priya, sir'

'You floored her with just 2 incidents, boss'

'As if this is an incident to write home about'

'Watch my next move That's the real highlight'

What is this in aid of?

I stay in the orphanage close by

Many orphans like me stay there

I am collecting this donation for them

Contribute whatever you can

You give

- How many children are studying? - Around 49

Will this be enough?

It won't but we can manage for a few days

Then I'll start all over again

If you don't mind can I come along and help you collect funds?

Sure, come along

Hold this

Give me your album

1 minute

'I am a motherless child Will you become my mother?'

'You can also become a mother for an orphan'

'Mercy Home'

We are collecting donation for an orphanage

Can you help those children?

You wanted money for some starters, you got it

'Give it to me'

'Give it'

'Let me go'

'Don't act over smart'

'Baby, don't annoy me Give it and go'

'Don't try to act smart'

Let me go

You saw my face

I'll chew you to pieces

Your turn

You want our faces punched all the time

You face the music once

You heard him

Go ahead

Hold...gawd! Someone hold me

Looks like you made him fly in mid-air

I didn't even touch him

Even if he gets bruised he is one helluva lucky bugger

Then you have a ball

The flowers? I'll shower on you

Hit him Hit him hard

Super, bro

Girls, where are you?

'Vanished, huh?'

Let go, stupid female

'You thought Gemini Ganesan won't fight, huh?'

'Come on Contribute'

You are not the usual Gemini Ganesan

Gym-body Gemini Ganesan

Sarcasm?!

I'll slice you into two!

Did you see my watch?

- No, I didn't - It was right here

You think a crow might have taken it?

Crow, is it?

Was it a white crow?

'I saw love in Priya's eyes, sir'

'I waited for her to profess'

'But she never did till the very end'

'It was the last day of college'

'I decided to express my love to her'

I want to talk to you

Something personal

Sit down

Priya is my best friend

Whatever it is, you can tell both of us

She'll always be with me

I'll talk to Priya directly

I want your best friend to be my best husband!

I want to travel lifelong with someone like you

I've tried telling you this quite often

But something inside me made me hesitate

Today is the last day of college

That's why I expressed it

Gemini, you don't have to respond at once

Take your time, think and come back with a positive reply!

See you, Gemini Bye, Priya

'I never anticipated this twist!

Wait, Priya

Priya, listen to me

- Where are you going? - Somewhere

She's waiting for you, right?

My friend and her husband it seems

What temerity!

Am I your friend?

What did I do-

Answer me Am I your friend?

Today is Farewell day

- I wanted to talk to you personally - What...?

You're in love with him, right?

'Why are you doing this to m-'

1 minute

Tell him now

Wretched female!

Being his classmate all of you will fall for him, I am 24x7 with him

I am just a friend, huh? Get lost!

Announce this to the entire college He and I are in love!

- Go now - 'Go, dear'

'I hate you'

Don't you think I'm right?

"Ahaa...Adam and Eve together This is their love antics to savor"

"Milk and honey to flow in harmony This is the promised land of rhapsody"

"Head over heels in love and emotions Sealed with a kiss of searing passions"

"Whoever it may be, surrender indeed War where words are won over by deed"

"Ahaa...Adam and Eve together This is their love antics to treasure"

"Milk and honey to flow in harmony This is Utopia; land of rhapsody"

"When your bangles jingle to love's desire my entire body is like a furnace on fire"

"In that moment when my anklets tinkle shy in every atom within me a storm sweeps by"

"From your tresses to toes I adore Pity this guy's eyes longing for more"

"Befriend at first, leave in the end No need of flowery words then"

"Not knowing which flavor to favor Make love to your heart's content; forever"

"Ahaa...Adam and Eve together This is their love antics with fervor"

"As you caress, in a moment or so wick of our bond will burn aglow"

"With my help, your dress will slide too"

"Every nerve and sinew will be appeased anew"

"My pace will increase; hips sway a treat you or me in love's clutches comp(l)ete"

"No more 'no'; the caressing continues My flower, you kindle my passions profuse"

"Not knowing what to give or take love's heightened senses overtake"

"Ahaa...Adam and Eve together This is their love antics to savor"

"Milk and honey to flow in harmony This is the promised land of rhapsody"

"Head over heels in love and emotions Sealed with a kiss of flaming passions"

"Whoever it may be, surrender indeed"

"War where words are won over by deed"

- Why are these cars parked here? - I don't know

A groom has come to formally 'meet' Priya

He is so handsome

Meenakshi, I thought that astrologer was a blockhead, but he has his brains intact

He fixed the wedding on the last day of college

Whatever it is

Lord of the 7 hills

If this wedding happens smoothly my son and I will climb up to your sanctum

And tonsure our heads as offering

The groom looks like hero Ajith Kumar

What is his name?

Sasikumar

Like the hero who has reframed 'friendship'

Priya, handsome groom

You are very lucky indeed!

Uncle, he wants to talk to the bride in private

'Uncle...?'

Sure, I don't mind

Did we follow any such practice in our times?

Don't disregard our culture!

Sir, I like your honesty

But we can't refuse this simple request, go ahead

Normally only I'll be fidgeting

What's bothering you?

The father of the bride is bound to be anxious

I'm the father and I'm fine, why are you flustered?

How can you treat me like a stranger?

Priya is like a daughter to me too

Thoughtless of me Please forgive me

They seem to be happy, sir

Same wavelength, sir

Listen, son

I believe the groom likes Priya a lot

Hey! Is that important now?

Priya likes the groom Tell him that

Want 'halwa', sir?

Isn't it your favorite sweet?

'Halwa' from Tirunelveli

Why are you taking a dig at him?

This is Priya

Whose number is this?

I lost my mobile

You must have heard, right?

Suddenly out of the blue a groom came over to meet me

I think my parents found out about us, I got really scared

Where are you now?

I'm in the registrar's office along with that groom

- Why are you there? - To register our marriage

What...?

When he came home yesterday he wanted to talk to me alone

I told him about our love

He said he will himself conduct our marriage

That's why I'm here

Get your original ID proof and come here immediately

Why are you silent?

I took this decision with full faith in you

You are okay with this move, right?

I'll be there in another 10 minutes

You look newly married and so handsome in this attire

'What is wrong with him?'

You are here to register your marriage?

Registrar will come in 10 minutes Got your ID proof with you?

Please wait

Game over!

Sasikumar, I should have realized when you told me your name!

As the girl's father in anguish I say, 'Let this be the last time'

For your ears too, his soul friend!

Did I name you Priya for you to part ways like this?

Don't make your dad an orphan

Please come back home with me

Just 5 minutes, talk to me before you leave

That will be my happiest memory lifelong

Sonny?

I don't even ask for 5 minutes

Ask her to talk to me for just 1 minute

Priya, look at me

This is the request of your dad who raised you for 20 years

He wants only 1 minute

Please go

No one can separate us

I'll wait for you even for 100 years

Thanks, sonny

Get lost, you fraud!

"My heart's desire Igniting love's fire"

"Your silence kills my life entire"

"My heart's yearning Sparks of love burning"

"This separation saddens me, darling"

[song from 'Idhayam']

She dumped you in the middle of the road

How could she?

How did you bear it?

You were happily lolling in your bed

She was the one who enticed you to the registrar's office

The light in your life must have been snuffed out

Your heart must have shattered to pieces and you would've wished you were dead, da

I'm getting so emotional just hearing your story, da

But you aren't shedding even a single tear?

Are all your tears drained out?

You sure have a strong heart, da

Wondering why I'm calling you 'da' without any respect?

If a resident of Madurai gets too attached or angry...

...he will say 'da' with easy familiarity

Dai, from this moment...

...I adopt you as my younger brother

Anna...?

Are you drowning in distress, buddy?

Yes, buddy

A peg will cheer you

That's all it takes to cheer you

Dai!!

- Ape head - Buddy

How do you read my mind?

- Sultan bhai - Suruli...?

I too, my dear bud

"Hey sonny! Swig a 'cutting' and relish Your troubles like bubbles will vanish"

"To celebrate ignoring this is there any other form of bliss?"

"Hey bro! Guzzle a peg and relish Your troubles like bubbles will vanish"

"To ignore our plight and revel in rapture is there any other form of pleasure?"

"What else do we look forward to than a life filled with love's brew?"

"But like the waters of the Vaigai river it is dried up with no 'high' whatsoever"

"Hey sonny! Swig a 'cutting' and relish Your troubles like bubbles will vanish"

"To celebrate ignoring this is there any other form of bliss?"

"Who knows a girl's heart inside out? Sir, I'll wash his feet in awe, no doubt"

"With a ¾ cubit of flower she capsized me to surrender"

"She crushed you like a tomato, brother"

"With a ¾ cubit of flower she capsized me to surrender"

"She crushed you like a tomato, brother"

"Hey bro! Guzzle a peg and relish Your troubles like bubbles will vanish"

"To ignore our plight and revel in rapture is there any other form of pleasure?"

"We can't blame God for being creative Every soul here has a varied motive"

"The girls can't be accused either who lure and allure hearts to surrender"

"There's no harm if you pursue And make your dreams come true"

"Not wrong if you hate heart and soul people in your town hindering your goal"

"Now start your journey with what you know, sonny"

"Toil till success knocks at your door rise to a crescendo; reach your score"

"Hey sonny! Swig a 'cutting' and relish Your troubles like bubbles will vanish"

"To celebrate ignoring this is there any other form of bliss?"

"Don't take cudgels on Cupid or other angels"

"Pains that plagued you 24x7 Don't curse them to high Heaven"

"We roamed the streets as a lovable pair No harm in what we did, I won't despair"

"It isn't a crime you know People praised us as the perfect duo"

"But what happened after I have no clue, partner"

"Why did she ditch, what's her-story? This is the darkest chapter of my history"

"Brother...gulp down a peg or two It will numb your pain, dude"

"Brother, even if I revel in booze, relish My burden like bubbles will not vanish"

"Even if she ditches me heartlessly my besotted heart will beat endlessly"

"Knock back a cutting or two"

"It will benumb your senses, dude"

Hey! Baldie Come along

'Hey! Kattappa, drive to the left'

'I'll clobber you'

Stop the car

Bro, step out

Where is my mobile?

Found it, no problem

This place looks familiar

Why did we come here?

Bro...?

Whether you want to know what Priya's father told her in that 1 minute

...I need to know

Otherwise my head will boil and my gray cells will steam out of my ears

Let us go find out what happened in that 1 minute in a crystal clear manner

I don't want it to become a police case

Even when I was in 7th grade...

...I've shooed away the police and welcomed the military

I have stood like a rigid dagger showing off my bare chest daringly!

As daring as a dagger!

- Steady yourself - Stood straight as a sword so long ago

But keep this in mind, bro

It is said a man's life can change in 1 minute

What is the reason for your lovers becoming ex-lovers?

That 1 minute

Person responsible for that

Only I know

Who, bro?

Kuchanuran!

Lord Saneeswara of Kuchanur

This malefic planet has erected a hut on top of your head

And dwelling there as Saturn

He troubles his victims for 7 years and 6 months

He has tortured you every minute

Goddess Shakthi Take the sacred ash

Abracadabra!

Get lost, you drunkard!

Ignore her

'Did you see my watch?'

'- No, I didn't - It was right here'

'You think a crow might have taken it?'

'Was it a white crow?'

How could you desert him in the middle of the road?

The light in his life got snuffed out into darkness

His heart was shattered to pieces and he felt he was better off dead

'She dried all my tears and abandoned me', he wept

I was unable to console him

You expect me to believe he said all that?

- Yes, he did - Think properly and tell me

'The light in your life must have been snuffed out'

'Your heart must have shattered to pieces and you would've wished you were dead, da'

I said all these dialogs

Even now I am the one rattling away to glory!

How will he talk, bro?

Do you know what happened that day?

Save my daughter's life

We have to hang our heads in shame

- What are you saying? - Your son has eloped with my daughter

I must have put 2 and 2 together when he fell at my feet

He fooled even me

I don't get it

Your daughter must have eloped with my son

Are you saying your son is an angel?

Not at all, he knows only to fall in love

- He hates being tied down - Be crisp and crystal clear

Let me explain

I am a hardcore fan of yesteryear hero Gemini Ganesan

I idolized him so much I named my son after him

As a kid he kept asking me 'Who is Gemini Ganesan, pa?'

I told him he is my favorite actor and a veteran in romantic scenes

Only later I realized...

...he had misunderstood my admiration and slowly turned himself into a Casanova

When I started reprimanding him he stopped talking to me

He thought I was his enemy

Why didn't you tell me all this earlier?

You'll only trust your son, not the husband

Somehow get my daughter out of this mess

1 minute

Aiyo!

Take a look

How atrocious, sir

Show these to your daughter She will ditch him automatically

My daughter won't listen to me, sir

Tell my son, 'Let me talk to my daughter for 1 minute'

Like a seasoned hero he will send her at once

But you must emphasize the word '1 minute'

What is so auspicious about it?

That is his plan

'Junior Gemini'

'I don't even ask for 5 minutes'

'Ask her to talk to me for just 1 minute'

1 minute

1 minute

"Is it a dizzy spell? Modesty as well?"

"Chaos in the heart pell-mell?"

'I will wait for you even for 100 years'

- See you - Take a look, dear

'Get lost, you fraud!'

Those photos are all lies, pa

Look how upset he is

He is a good man at heart

- Stop the jeep - Please listen to me

Stop

STOP!

Stop

Aiyo!

Hearing all this my head is just exploding

Bro...?

Anna...?

You can cut diamond only with another diamond, right?

I have some booze left from our afternoon drinking spree

You'll be right as rain if you guzzle that down

- Go away, da - This is for your own good

Get lost!

When have you ever listened to me?

You heard what he said?

He's acting like he knows me for decades?

Bro, I've just got married and regained my peace of mind

He's back into my life to torment me

How long do you know him?

Just this morning

He must have told you in the 10th minute

'You seem to be a man with a good heart'

He did, as soon as he set eyes on me

Be on your guard, bro

Instead of you finding his address he will make you 'c/o road'!

- #1 fraud - Who?

Saw this?

If he tries any of his monkey tricks with me...

...I'll stab him, pull his guts out and make him stand like an upright umbrella

Trusting this trickster's words I blamed you for ditching him

See you, take care

- Bro - What, da?

Having come this far...

...I might as well invite Priya for my wedding

She is in a murderous rage, da

- Priya? - Dai!

Listen to me

Let's go

'Look at that!'

'Lunatic!'

'Suruli...put an end to this courier operation'

- Bro - Go away

Knowing you for just 1 day...

...if my heart can skip many beats

I pity your father, da

Commendable indeed he hasn't tried to kill himself as yet

He tried to once Shall I tell you that incident?

You don't have to tell me, I know

How can you know, bro?

If he has a son like you...

...you think he'll drink mango juice?

Fraud fellow

But the redeeming feature is your story has a good Samaritan

Who is that, bro?

He has taken a snap of those girls kissing you

And he has saved those 2 girls from a fate worse than death

He is actually the hero of this story

If only I meet him...

...blessed soul I'll fall at his feet and thank him

Why fall at my feet for such a trivial matter?

Whaaat?

I was the one who clicked those snaps

I need divine help now!

He is breaking his story into bits and pieces from this morning

Isn't this your style, you 'vagabond'?!

Tell me right from A to Z and don't start from L

I think I'll end up in a loony bin

I used to love falling in and out of love, bro

But I was allergic to the word 'wedding'

When they both broached the topic of marriage, I got really bugged

One chick told me...

'On your next birthday you and I should visit this temple as husband and wife'

'Shucks! I could even handle this chick'

The other went a step further and showed me the wedding chain

The very next minute I decided to ditch both of them

I took snaps of them kissing me with the help of a spy camera

'I printed out the snaps and interchanged the snaps'

Devi's photo to Lavanya and vice versa

- Then - Wait

The whole world knows what happened next!

Playing your card right, coolly sat and ate 'halwa' giving both of them the slip

My mother said, you must eat a sweet when something auspicious happens

Did she tell you to eat a sweet when your neighbor is dead?

Why didn't you tell me all this earlier?

You didn't adopt me then

- Now? - You took me under your wing

Don't go around telling this adoption dialog

My history will be tarnished Fraud fellow!

How can you deride me?

Only this morning you said, 'You look like MGR, true hero'

Not too late now Clobber me with this slipper

I spoke too soon

Only now I know you are the villain of this story

I even insulted MGR our evergreen hero

You are a combo of all our villains Nambiyar, M.R.Radha, Asokan

Why do you keep maligning me?

What big crime have I committed?

What did you NOT do?

You called Lavanya 'akka' and broke her heart

You gave her acne cream and ruined Devi's life too

You interchanged Devi and Lavanya, played God in their lives

And made a right royal mess

It was just a playful prank

You didn't stop at that

You exchanged photos and stirred a hornet's nest

I had no other way out

'You expect me to believe that!'

You ruined their lives with your '1 minute' dialog

For 1 minute did you think of the plight of their mothers?

When a handsome boy next door walks in

...they let you in thinking you'll be a sibling to their daughter

You betrayed their trust in you

I agree it was my fault

You made your parents vacate their house and they had to roam all over like a spirit

Don't you have a conscience?

You deserted your fiancée who trusted only you

And rode pillion on another girl's bike

You had the gall to wave goodbye!

Even if a man rapes a girl with his mind, he is a criminal

On top of all this, you claim you were influenced by the film 'Autograph'

If only that director gets to know this...

...he will probably hang himself and die

You've been head deep in deceit, treachery and two-timing

Tell me the truth now

Which is your hometown?

EVEN I BELONG TO MADURAI, DA

I thought as much

Why are you calling me, 'da' with disrespect now?

You said, 'if a resident of Madurai gets too attached or angry...'

'...he will say 'da' with easy familiarity'

Fraud fellow!

My ancestors will slit their throats for a mere slip of their tongue

What lies!

You'll borrow money from an acquaintance

If he knocks at your door for his money...

...you'll hide inside like a coward

You'll wear your wife's night dress and talk in a feminine voice

If he still manages to step inside...

...you'll threaten to kill yourself holding a knife to your neck

If some naive fellow like me lands up asking for an address...

...in the pretext of helping me

...you'll pile on my head, food bills, mobile recharge, cigarettes

Not forgetting all the meat you gobbled and booze you guzzled down your throat

You do all this and are you the fraud or am I the fraud? Tell me

DAI! Suruli

Ex-coos me

Look down

You were with me all the time, boss

How do you know all this?

'Your mobile is simply soooper'

'Listen to the songs, okay?'

'- This is Suruli here - Tell me, wretched mongrel!'

'Don't forget this'

'I've told him I'm a big time rowdy'

'You maintain the same story'

If you are a national fraud...

...I am an international fraud

Help me board the right bus

I won't come with you

Then I won't pay your car rent

Good lord! You don't know about Sultan

Only his name is Sultan

In behavior he is 'Satan'

If he strikes 1 solid blow your liver will turn into liquid

Just pay him the car rental money

Scared, huh?

Aaah...ye...yes

How much is the rent?

Rs 2500

What is the rental fee?

2500

HOW MUCH IS THE RENT, DA?

1500

My dear buddy...BUDDY!

I believe Laddu died on the spot

'Laddu' is a sweet ball How can it die?

You know who killed him?

Gangster Pandi & co

- Blabbermouth! - Azhagar called me

- Enough - I told him in this Madurai district

Okay, fine

I told him only my buddy can kill like a daring lion in a single stroke

'He has no sense of timing at all'

Stab him to death, buddy

You zipped your lips from the morning You could have maintained the same

What's stuck on your beard?

'Bonda'

Were you deep in thought bonding with the 'bonda'?

Go and eat the rest

Not butchering him?

I can't even make a burger, let alone butcher!

- What about the project? - You don't get a pie

Go now, Baldie

'Kuchanur demi-god Saturn'

'Did you knock at my door at 6:00 a.m today?'

'Blissfully unaware, I have been travelling with your malefic influence'

When do you intend boarding the bus back?

For your car, Rs 1500

Thanks, bro

Surulianna owes you 1000 bucks, right?

It has been 6 months since you took the loan

Won't you wait for another 6 months?

- It's okay, take it - Thanks, bro

Can I call you 'uncle-buddy'?

If you're uncle to Surulianna you're uncle to me too

Please feel free to do so

Then he will call your wife 'akka'

Please call me 'anna'

Suruli'na Forgive me

I spoke in anger

It was wrong on my part to ditch those girls

'But I reformed many years ago, bro'

My wedding is round the corner

Won't you believe me even now?

That's exactly why I can't trust you

You fell in love with those girls and deceived them

You'll marry this girl and cheat on her, poor thing!

She's walking into this with her eyes closed

You are wrong, bro

My father has told her A to Z about me

'Girls who fell for me when they find out my true colors call me to yell at me'

'But something unexpected happened, bro'

1 tea for me, 1 coffee for you With that, shall we part?

Let's order only 1 cup tea Your favorite, we can share

May be all the girls who flipped for you

Must have fallen for your 'Gemini Ganesan' personality

Your handsome face and physique

But...

...I love the compassion within your heart

I know

You are a Casanova

You don't like to be tied down

But I want to marry you

And then fall in love

Gemini, just like you said we will be parting ways now

But not permanently

Only temporary

I'm sure 1 day you will want to get married

You'll come in search of me that day, I am sure

I have faith

Because my love is true

I'll be waiting for you with my love at Mercy Home

"In my life, my precious princess you're my only true love, I confess"

"From being a boisterous dude I became balanced today because of you"

"For a zillion years I yearned Maybe this is the comfort I've earned"

"Tired of searching for my soul friend maybe you are my sole godsend?"

"The atrium of my heart glows, dearie Without you near me, my life is dreary"

Son

Your father is saying all sorts of things about you

You love to fall in love and ditch the girls, I believe

I'm unable to digest this

Please put a full stop to that

Deceiving a girl who trusts you is an unforgivable sin

Your mother is a girl too!

"In my life, my precious gift you're my only true love, I insist"

"From a reckless chap, come what may because of you I'm level-headed today"

'We left Ooty and shifted to Chennai'

'I got engrossed in my education and job'

'I bought a house and made my parents happy'

'My lifestyle changed in those 7 years'

Why are you upset, ma?

Only that girl should walk into this house as your wife

Whom are you referring to?

Pooja

Go and bring her, my son

She will definitely be waiting for you

"I was a cheat, con-man, conniver I disguised myself with a veiled veneer"

"Wretched sinner I was, innate"

"You showed me the path so straight"

"You waltzed into my life with values true My eyes didn't rest, head went dizzy too"

"You didn't mince words with me You touched a chord instantly"

"My barren heart like a forest in gloom blossomed with flowers abloom"

"Shall I bare my heart to you, princess?"

"Aren't you the epitome of truthfulness?"

"In my life, my precious princess you're my only true love, I profess"

"Into my life blew many a storm 'cos of you today, I'm so calm"

Sir is now inclined towards marriage!

You are meeting me after so many years

What have you got for me?

What is this?

- What for? - To light the sacred lamp at home

Why didn't you bring the lamp along with you?

"In my life, my beautiful blessing you're my only true love, darling"

"Into my life many a tempest blew If I'm so calm today it's because of you"

"For a zillion years I yearned Maybe this luxury I've earned"

"Tired of searching for my soul friend maybe you are my sole godsend?"

"The atrium of my heart glows, dearie Without you near me, my life is dreary"

Do you know their whereabouts of these 3 ex-girlfriends?

They might still be thinking of you

No chance at all, Pooja

Either they would have forgotten me

Or still be seething with anger

Definitely be mad at you

But they can never forget you

They might have been one in a million to you

But for all 3 girls, you were their 1st love

Somewhere in a corner of their hearts you will still be sticking on

Go and find them for my sake

Apologize and invite them for our wedding

We shouldn't start our married life with anyone's curse or anger

You must do this for me

Aiyo...!

From what you say, I get the feeling I am watching a Bhagyaraj film

This morning you told me 'Autograph' influenced you

So you've come to invite your ex-girlfriends

Now you changed your story and claim your fiancee asked you to invite them

Is there any other twist to your love story?

Nothing else, bro

I know this for sure

You won't attend my wedding

But remember this, bro

You are the 1st boyfriend in my life

Yuck!

Will anyone in their right mind befriend you? Boyfriend it seems!

- See me off in the bus - No...don't

- No...no - Listen, buddy

Just 1 minute

He is so fond of you

Send him off, go

Just 1 minute?

Do you have any idea how many lives he has ruined in that 1 minute?

Bear mouthed fellow!

Fine, I'll go

Not because he paid you

- Kattappa - Yes

- I'll go because of what you said - Cheers!

But 1 condition

Until he waves goodbye to me...

...he shouldn't talk to a single soul

Especially

He should not talk to me at all

Okay, anna

I just now said you shouldn't talk to me at all

Zip your lips!

'Peace be unto you'

He will hook at least 10 girls before he reaches Chennai

Wonder what they see in him!

- Hello, dear - 'Where are you?'

- Mattuthavani - 'What are you doing there?

- I came to send off someone - 'Why?'

'Can't he board on his own?'

Look here, Saroja, I'm already upset

'What happened?'

A whacko came to our house this morning

He came looking for the tenant in the ground floor

'I am getting married I want to invite them' he said

He asked me to help him find that tenant's address

He looked decent I thought I would help him

I took him to our landlord in Tirumangalam to find out

Now I can't meet the owner or trace the address

I am still stuck here

'The tenant below our flat? What's her name?

That girl's name-

- Hahn! Lavanya - 'Lavanya?'

'Don't you know Lavanya?'

Who is Lavanya? Do you know her?

'She is Malaysia Mani's daughter'

He built a new house in Melur and invited us for the housewarming

You attended that function

'That's right, dear'

That girl, huh?

'Yes'

I didn't know her name

Where is her house in Melur?

'The lane opposite the bus stand If you go in, 4th or 5th house'

'The house is called 'Gemini House' I remember'

Gemini?

- Who is that? - Lavanya's son

'Can you hear me?'

Listen

Your task will be completed

I traced Lavanya's address

She lives close-by in Melur

Shall we go there to invite her?

Let's push the pedal to the metal

But I must tell you this

You deceived all of them

Priya still has your watch as a love memento

Lavanya...

...has named her son and her house after you

That is the best feature of true love

Your conscience must be pricking you

Give me the invitation for Lavanya I will deliver it in person

'Sir, the bus is here, get in'

Okay, get going

I understand now

I didn't believe Pooja when she told me

Though I behaved in the most underhand disgraceful way, they still remember me

Girls always score over us

I trust you now

You've turned over a new leaf

Let me take your leave

Please attend my wedding

You're asking me to come?

I will be the one to preside and conduct your wedding

'Go now'

Take care

Give my regards to Pooja

- Gemini - Yes, bro?

Give me the invitation for Devi too

When I invite Lavanya...

...I'll find out where Devi is now

I'll go and invite her in person

- Give - No need, bro

Don't feel bad I don't mind doing this

Won't I do this for you?

Hey...hey!

Why are you crying now?

Even when I was hiding in the alleys from those who lent me money...

...I didn't shed a single tear

Don't make me cry now

Hey

Don't interrupt us

Give us a minute

Listen

The bus is about to leave

- Give me the invitation - No, bro

- Why not? - I saw

What did you see?

I saw Devi

You saw Devi?

Where?

Dai!

Where is she?

Where did you see her?

Where?

Didn't I tell you to wait? Why do you keep bugging us?

Bro, there's a girl standing in front of the bus

What is he blabbering now?

'She is waiting for her lover with the sacred thread in her hand'

'For the past 6-7 years, she has gone mad, poor thing!'

Look at her

Look at this!

Aren't those tears for the culmination of all your sins right in front of your eyes?

'Let me tell you in this temple'

'Whenever the day maybe...'

'...I'll be the one to tie this sacred thread around your neck'

Tie the sacred thread around Devi's neck now!

She isn't my Devi

'I am getting married, it's all fine Ding dong the bells are going to chime'

Aiyo...!

Surulianna?

Even an electric shock won't affect me I'll walk away pulling up my collar

Every single shock from you is beyond my endurance limit

Where is that Devi?

Dai!

Tell me before you board the bus

I feel my head will explode otherwise

Where did you see that Devi?

- Here, brother - Be clear, where?

I saw her in your mobile

Loony fellow!

In my mobile?

You can't find any photo other than my wife Saroja's photo in my mobile

She isn't your Devi

She...she can't be your ex, right?

She's my Saroja

My wife

Your sister-in-law

She's my Devi, brother

Saroja Devi

'Instead of you finding his address he will make you 'c/o road'!'

SURULI ANNA!

Don't kill yourself!

'I shouldn't meet you in this birth hereafter'

'At least in my next birth I wish to be born as your brother'

Subtitled by rekhs Assisted by harini, seth&usha

I want to go up to the stage to be with my mummy

Surulianna Thanks a lot

I'm so glad you presided and conducted my wedding as promised

Who is this kid?

My son and heir!

Is that so? What's your name, kiddo?

Uncle-

Ajith Kumar

Ajith Kumar

No, uncle My name is Ganesan

'Let the cat out of the bag!'

'You and I share the same name, huh?

'Who is this now?'

'She isn't even on that list'

Who is this?

- Lavanya, Devi, Amrita, Neha - Seems never ending!

Megha!

When did this happen?

I'll share that story in part-II