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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,896 --> 00:01:31,062 Traducerea Costy Busuioc Www.ro-filme.top 2 00:01:32,354 --> 00:01:35,062 Hey, get out! Come on, get out! 3 00:01:42,229 --> 00:01:44,812 Come on, move it, hurry up! Do you want to sleep here? 4 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,937 Hurry up! Move, move, move! 5 00:01:51,187 --> 00:01:53,062 Hey, back off! 6 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:54,146 Hey! 7 00:02:02,562 --> 00:02:05,562 -What are you doing? -His bloody blood got into my mouth! 8 00:02:05,646 --> 00:02:06,854 Move! 9 00:02:06,937 --> 00:02:08,604 Come on, load it up! 10 00:02:08,687 --> 00:02:10,021 Go, go! 11 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:13,479 Go! 12 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,896 All in? Let's get out of here! 13 00:02:20,979 --> 00:02:22,062 Move! 14 00:02:22,146 --> 00:02:24,062 Stop! 15 00:02:24,146 --> 00:02:25,937 Get in, quick! 16 00:02:39,437 --> 00:02:40,937 Values. 17 00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:43,937 That's what we have taught our daughters. 18 00:02:44,687 --> 00:02:46,312 My daddy was an army man. 19 00:02:46,396 --> 00:02:50,396 So I have raised both my daughters in a very disciplined manner. 20 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:52,354 Eat on time, sleep on time. 21 00:02:52,437 --> 00:02:55,646 Wake up early, do morning prayers, practice yoga, 22 00:02:55,729 --> 00:02:57,771 do breathwork on alternate days, 23 00:02:57,854 --> 00:03:00,062 and come back home by 7:00 p.m. sharp. 24 00:03:00,896 --> 00:03:03,562 And she went to an all-girls school 25 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:05,146 and an all-girls college. 26 00:03:05,229 --> 00:03:09,354 The less girls talk to boys, the safer they stay. 27 00:03:09,437 --> 00:03:11,729 It keeps them in the pink of health as well. 28 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:13,604 -Right? -Correct, Mrs Chadda. 29 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:15,646 -Safety is very important. -Yeah. 30 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,271 Just a couple of months ago, 31 00:03:17,354 --> 00:03:20,062 Veer thrashed two goons in Ahmedabad. 32 00:03:20,146 --> 00:03:22,062 They were harassing a girl. 33 00:03:22,146 --> 00:03:24,354 He dragged them by their collars to the police station. 34 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,437 -Really? -He scraped his knees in the process. 35 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:29,812 And this, near his eye? He's got this V-shaped scar now. 36 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:32,521 -Mum. -It's okay. Let them know. 37 00:03:32,604 --> 00:03:33,437 Brave boy. 38 00:03:33,521 --> 00:03:37,396 -V for Veer! -Yes. And V for veter-nitary-an… 39 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:39,104 -Veneterarian. -No, it's not that. 40 00:03:39,187 --> 00:03:41,062 -Vet… veteni… vetene… -Veteran-nun… 41 00:03:41,146 --> 00:03:42,687 -Veteran? -Vegetarian? 42 00:03:42,771 --> 00:03:43,687 -No. -Valetarian? 43 00:03:43,771 --> 00:03:44,812 Vet. 44 00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:47,812 -Best… vet. -Exactly, yes, vet. Vet. 45 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:50,396 We asked him to join the family business. 46 00:03:50,479 --> 00:03:52,021 But no means no. 47 00:03:52,104 --> 00:03:55,187 He wanted to become an animal doctor. 48 00:03:55,271 --> 00:03:58,396 Why, Veer, then I'm sure you'll fall in love with our doggie. 49 00:03:58,479 --> 00:03:59,396 Yes. 50 00:03:59,479 --> 00:04:01,812 Peehu, where's our doggie? 51 00:04:01,896 --> 00:04:04,854 He just returned from the salon. He's having some water. 52 00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:06,396 There he is. 53 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,771 Come here, my baby, my brat. 54 00:04:09,854 --> 00:04:12,062 Meet my Tushie. 55 00:04:12,146 --> 00:04:15,146 Mama, his name is Touché, not Tushie. 56 00:04:15,229 --> 00:04:16,562 Tushie means bum. 57 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:20,104 To me, my baby's name is Tushie. 58 00:04:20,187 --> 00:04:23,687 Mummy's soft-soft Tushie, come to Papa. 59 00:04:23,771 --> 00:04:25,146 Go. 60 00:04:25,229 --> 00:04:26,646 He's feeling shy. 61 00:04:26,729 --> 00:04:28,729 Normally, he always jumps into my lap. 62 00:04:28,812 --> 00:04:30,104 He's so naughty. 63 00:04:33,312 --> 00:04:34,229 What? 64 00:04:38,104 --> 00:04:40,604 This is the first time he's doing this with outsiders. 65 00:04:40,687 --> 00:04:42,354 He has never done this before. 66 00:04:42,437 --> 00:04:44,146 This is the first time. Trust me. 67 00:04:44,229 --> 00:04:45,854 -Only with family members. -Yes. 68 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,896 He does it only with family members. 69 00:04:47,979 --> 00:04:50,521 Looks like their doggie likes you. 70 00:04:51,354 --> 00:04:52,687 -This way, sir. -There they are. 71 00:04:52,771 --> 00:04:54,354 -Hey, Uncle. -Hello, kiddo. 72 00:04:54,437 --> 00:04:55,896 -Greetings, Priest. -Greetings. 73 00:04:55,979 --> 00:04:57,354 You are late, Khushwant. 74 00:04:57,437 --> 00:04:58,729 Sorry, sis. 75 00:04:58,812 --> 00:05:00,396 -How are you, Khushwant? -Absolutely fine. 76 00:05:00,479 --> 00:05:03,354 Sis-in-law, look at you, slim and trim. 77 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:04,771 Thank you. 78 00:05:05,687 --> 00:05:08,312 So, Veer, do you like my niece? 79 00:05:10,021 --> 00:05:11,604 -Sir? -Yes. 80 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,354 -Why don't you give us the good news? -Of course. 81 00:05:13,437 --> 00:05:15,312 Out of the 36 attributes, 33 are a match. 82 00:05:16,312 --> 00:05:19,646 They are a match made in heaven. 83 00:05:19,729 --> 00:05:21,062 -That's amazing. -Awesome. 84 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:25,062 But you will have to get them married within two weeks. 85 00:05:25,146 --> 00:05:30,312 Otherwise, the stars will start misaligning for the boy. 86 00:05:31,521 --> 00:05:34,229 Then he won't be able to get married for another two and a half years. 87 00:05:34,312 --> 00:05:36,354 -Two and a half years? -Two weeks? 88 00:05:39,937 --> 00:05:43,104 Everything else is picture-perfect. Right? 89 00:05:43,187 --> 00:05:44,854 Now we need to decide whether 90 00:05:44,937 --> 00:05:47,604 we want them married in two weeks or not. 91 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:51,729 What do you say, son? 92 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:23,312 I was just thinking, how about we meet alone tomorrow? 93 00:07:23,396 --> 00:07:25,396 That's exactly what I was thinking too. Definitely. 94 00:08:38,896 --> 00:08:40,396 Oh? Uncle! 95 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,729 How are you doing? Done with all the wedding preparations? 96 00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:46,146 Yep. I just came to collect some goodie bags for Koyal. 97 00:08:46,229 --> 00:08:47,187 I'm in a rush. 98 00:08:47,271 --> 00:08:49,437 -I'll catch you tonight, okay? -Cool. 99 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:50,562 Later, Veer. 100 00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:55,104 Jalebis, gulab jamuns, ice cream. What else can we add for dessert? 101 00:08:55,187 --> 00:08:57,729 -Mummy! Hello. -Oh, Veer! 102 00:08:57,812 --> 00:08:59,729 -Come, join us. -No, please carry on. 103 00:08:59,812 --> 00:09:02,437 I just came to drop off the goodie bags Koyal asked for. 104 00:09:02,521 --> 00:09:04,396 Kanika! Veer's got the goodie bags. 105 00:09:04,479 --> 00:09:06,062 -Hi, Veer. -Hi. 106 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,354 And listen, are you guys going to the prayer meet tonight? 107 00:09:09,437 --> 00:09:12,479 Yes, Auntie. We'll be there all night, and only back by eight in the morning. 108 00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:13,979 Don't wait up for us. 109 00:09:16,854 --> 00:09:19,521 It's bad luck to see your wife in her wedding dress. 110 00:09:19,604 --> 00:09:23,229 I brought these lilies for Koyal. 111 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,396 Koyal doesn't like lilies at all. 112 00:09:25,479 --> 00:09:26,771 Don't you know? 113 00:09:26,854 --> 00:09:28,021 How would I know? 114 00:09:29,021 --> 00:09:30,187 We don't get to talk much. 115 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:32,854 Hey! Tushie, no. Tushie, stop. 116 00:09:32,937 --> 00:09:34,229 -No, that's okay. -Tushie, stop. 117 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:36,021 -That's okay. Let it be. -No. No, Tushie. 118 00:09:36,104 --> 00:09:37,771 -I think he likes lilies. -No, Tushie! 119 00:11:31,437 --> 00:11:32,562 Yes, Peehu? All okay? 120 00:11:32,646 --> 00:11:35,812 Listen, sis, Vinod called. 121 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,187 He said Tushie hasn't pooped in two days. 122 00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:41,062 Please ask your hubby what meds we should give him. 123 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:43,187 You idiot, it's the first night of my marriage, 124 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:44,687 and you want me to ask my husband 125 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,312 what should I do if my doggie hasn't pooped in two days? 126 00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:49,396 Hang up now. Idiot. 127 00:11:57,979 --> 00:11:58,854 Tea? 128 00:12:00,646 --> 00:12:02,687 Tea. I love tea. 129 00:12:02,771 --> 00:12:04,437 Good idea. Tea. 130 00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:32,521 No sugar. 131 00:12:39,396 --> 00:12:41,229 -Yes? -Veer Poddar? 132 00:12:43,687 --> 00:12:44,687 Yes, how can I help you? 133 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,021 Where's Charlie? 134 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:51,146 Charlie who? 135 00:12:53,646 --> 00:12:54,687 Come, walk with me. 136 00:12:54,771 --> 00:12:56,229 -What? -Come on, dude. 137 00:12:56,312 --> 00:12:57,437 Who are you? What…? 138 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,354 This is me asking you politely. Where is Charlie? 139 00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:03,104 I see. 140 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:06,187 -Uncle Satish put you up to this, right? -Uncle who? 141 00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:10,312 Uncle Satish is a mad prankster. 142 00:13:11,104 --> 00:13:12,937 Come on out, Uncle. I know you're out there. 143 00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:14,271 -I know it's you. -Zip it! 144 00:13:14,354 --> 00:13:15,896 -How can you…? -Zip it! 145 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,312 What are you blabbering? 146 00:13:18,854 --> 00:13:20,312 What did I ask you? 147 00:13:20,396 --> 00:13:22,396 Charlie. Where's Charlie? 148 00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:24,604 I think you got the wrong room. 149 00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:26,521 -Yeah. Yes. -There must be some confusion. 150 00:13:26,604 --> 00:13:29,437 Shove the confusion where the sun doesn't shine, bro. 151 00:13:29,521 --> 00:13:32,562 Language, mister. You shouldn't talk like that in front of a lady. 152 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,354 Show some respect, okay? 153 00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,604 -Don't. Don't, dude. -How can you…? 154 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:40,146 Fine, wait, let me clarify. 155 00:13:40,229 --> 00:13:41,062 -Koyal? -Yes? 156 00:13:41,146 --> 00:13:43,271 -Call the front desk. -Yes, right. 157 00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:45,146 -We'll clear up…where are you…? -Hello? 158 00:13:45,229 --> 00:13:46,187 -Stop! -This is one… 159 00:13:46,271 --> 00:13:47,312 Drop it. 160 00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:48,562 Who are you guys? 161 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,479 -Hey, stop! -What is this nonsense? 162 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:52,437 -How can you guys…? -Who are they? 163 00:13:54,854 --> 00:13:55,729 Listen-- 164 00:13:55,812 --> 00:13:57,937 You don't want her to become a widow on her wedding night, now do you? 165 00:13:58,021 --> 00:14:01,062 But I don't know any Charlie. 166 00:14:01,146 --> 00:14:02,396 Should I help you recall? 167 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:05,812 Charlie? Where is Charlie? 168 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:07,437 -What the hell is Charlie? -Hey! 169 00:14:07,521 --> 00:14:08,854 -Where is Charlie? -Come on, dude. 170 00:14:08,937 --> 00:14:10,979 I told you I don't know anyone called Charlie. 171 00:14:11,062 --> 00:14:12,437 Then we're done here. 172 00:14:12,521 --> 00:14:14,146 Happy New Year. 173 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,021 -Move back or I'll shoot. Move back now! -No, don't. It'll go off. 174 00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:31,646 -I said move back now. -Give it here. You'll kill someone. 175 00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,562 -I've got this, Koyal. -Move back now. 176 00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:36,271 What the hell are you doing? 177 00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:38,187 -Ah… what are you doing? -Move back or I'll shoot. 178 00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:39,771 -Out! -Okay, chill. 179 00:14:39,854 --> 00:14:40,937 -Out! -Please leave. 180 00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,479 -Out! -Leave already, dude. 181 00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:45,521 Out, or I'll shoot again! I'm warning you, I'll shoot again! 182 00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:51,104 How can you just shoot like that? 183 00:14:51,187 --> 00:14:52,521 They could've been hit and killed. 184 00:14:52,604 --> 00:14:54,021 Drop it. Drop it now. 185 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,021 You! 186 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,271 Open the door! 187 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,396 My gun! 188 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:02,354 Don't panic, let me think. 189 00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:03,646 Open the door! 190 00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:05,521 Wait. Where are you going? 191 00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:07,479 -What? -We have to jump. 192 00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:10,937 What? Who in their right mind jumps from this height? 193 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,812 What are you doing? 194 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,187 Stop! 195 00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:15,521 Open the door. 196 00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:24,937 This guy is nuts. 197 00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:27,687 You! Open the door! 198 00:15:28,271 --> 00:15:29,771 Open the door now! 199 00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:35,104 Koyal? 200 00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:36,937 Who in their right mind jumps from this height? 201 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,021 You. Open the door! 202 00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:43,354 Veer. I'm over here. 203 00:15:43,437 --> 00:15:44,521 I'm fine, I'm safe. 204 00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:45,771 -Come here. -How? 205 00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:48,812 Lift one leg, move it across the railing, and then… 206 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:49,937 I can't look down. 207 00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,021 I suffer from vertigo, Koyal. I can't look down. 208 00:15:54,062 --> 00:15:56,104 Bhide! Come on, Bhide. 209 00:15:56,187 --> 00:15:58,062 -That's it. -I can do it. 210 00:15:58,146 --> 00:15:59,979 Keep your eyes open and closed at the same time. 211 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:02,021 You shouldn't have made such a hasty decision. 212 00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:03,729 I could have thought of some better idea. 213 00:16:03,812 --> 00:16:05,854 Very good. I've got your hand. You're almost there. 214 00:16:05,937 --> 00:16:07,979 -I'm coming. -Grab this. 215 00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:09,896 -Got it. You've got it. -Yes, I know. 216 00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:13,729 Now, slowly walk towards me. Your foot's already in place. 217 00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:17,354 -I, too, will get there soon. Wait. -Just don't look down. 218 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,771 -No! Don't pull my arm. -This side. 219 00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:24,187 Sorry. 220 00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:30,937 -Try again. Give me your hand. -I'm coming. 221 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:32,812 -You're almost there. -No helping. 222 00:16:38,979 --> 00:16:40,271 Let's go. 223 00:16:41,312 --> 00:16:42,562 -Bloody hell… -They got away. 224 00:16:42,646 --> 00:16:43,812 Let's bounce. 225 00:17:04,562 --> 00:17:06,562 Don't worry. We've got this. 226 00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:10,229 Get your phone out. 227 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:11,687 Yeah, let's call the cops. 228 00:17:11,771 --> 00:17:12,729 -Get to the lift. -Lift? 229 00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:14,354 -Do you know where it is? -That way. 230 00:17:15,104 --> 00:17:16,562 I know, genius. But left or right? 231 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,521 -Run, Bhide. -It's them, Veer! Hide. 232 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:19,437 Stop! 233 00:17:20,229 --> 00:17:22,146 -Go, go, go! -Go! 234 00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:24,187 Shit… 235 00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:27,437 Where did they go? 236 00:17:36,812 --> 00:17:38,021 Are you all right? 237 00:17:39,187 --> 00:17:41,562 -Are you okay? -I'm good. 238 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,646 Clau… claustrophobia. 239 00:17:45,312 --> 00:17:46,146 What? 240 00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:49,271 -Get the car keys ready. -Yeah. 241 00:17:55,937 --> 00:17:57,146 Sorry. 242 00:17:57,229 --> 00:17:58,521 I didn't want to. 243 00:17:58,604 --> 00:17:59,604 What? 244 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:01,437 I wanted to, 245 00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:03,979 but only if you wanted to. 246 00:18:05,854 --> 00:18:06,771 Shit. 247 00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:11,146 I think I parked it somewhere over there. 248 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:18,687 -Wait, let me get the door for you. -What? 249 00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:21,604 What are you even doing? Go open your own door. 250 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:43,062 Buckle up. 251 00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:47,271 -Shall we? -Yes. 252 00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:57,104 Sorry, the handbrake. 253 00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:00,562 This way, Bhide. 254 00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:04,771 Bhide, go that way. 255 00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:16,229 These guys are crazy or what? 256 00:19:16,312 --> 00:19:18,104 -Get out now! -Reverse. 257 00:19:18,187 --> 00:19:19,437 How did he open the door? 258 00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:22,396 -Let go. -Reverse! 259 00:19:22,479 --> 00:19:24,104 -Bhide, get them out! -Veer! 260 00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:26,104 Veer, reverse now! Come on! 261 00:19:29,562 --> 00:19:31,979 Stop the car! You are so dead. 262 00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:34,021 Hit the brakes. 263 00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:46,562 Come on! 264 00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:50,312 Let's go, Bhide! 265 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,104 Can you pick up the pace a bit, please? 266 00:20:07,187 --> 00:20:08,104 How much faster? 267 00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:10,354 I'm already doing 60 in a 40 zone. 268 00:20:10,437 --> 00:20:13,146 Speed limits are for normal situations, and this isn't one. 269 00:20:13,229 --> 00:20:14,562 We've got goons tailing us. 270 00:20:17,229 --> 00:20:18,646 Look! There they are. 271 00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:25,729 -Where are we headed? Call the cops. -Take the next-- 272 00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,687 Bhide, shoot out the tires. 273 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:29,271 Let's do it. 274 00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:33,271 Face recognition. Password. 275 00:20:34,229 --> 00:20:35,979 Look at the phone. 276 00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:37,812 You don't need to smile to unlock it. 277 00:20:39,729 --> 00:20:41,146 I told you to pick up the pace. 278 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:45,937 Hit their damn tires. 279 00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:47,104 Oh, shit! 280 00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:48,646 Step on it, Veer. 281 00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:50,021 How? 282 00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:51,979 -The pedal on the right? -Yeah? 283 00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:53,187 Press it all the way down. 284 00:20:53,271 --> 00:20:54,646 I'm so going to get a ticket for this. 285 00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:57,396 Aim for the tires. 286 00:20:57,479 --> 00:20:59,062 They're closing in on us, Veer. 287 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,354 Shit! 288 00:21:14,479 --> 00:21:17,104 Stop the car. Stop! 289 00:21:26,562 --> 00:21:28,062 Good. 290 00:21:30,646 --> 00:21:32,062 You… but… 291 00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:34,354 Sorry, I saw the red light and just instinctively… 292 00:21:34,437 --> 00:21:35,979 I'm really… 293 00:21:36,604 --> 00:21:37,604 Oh, shit! 294 00:21:38,687 --> 00:21:39,812 Turn it. Turn the car around! 295 00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:42,854 -How? There's way too much traffic. -Just turn it around… 296 00:21:43,604 --> 00:21:44,771 Oh no! Veer! 297 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:48,896 Fool! Who gave you your driving license? You're driving the wrong way! 298 00:21:48,979 --> 00:21:50,604 Who drives on the wrong side? See, they're stuck now. 299 00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:52,187 -Push your seat back! -What? 300 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,979 -Push your seat back! -What? What are you doing? 301 00:21:55,812 --> 00:21:57,146 Bloody drunkard! 302 00:21:57,896 --> 00:21:59,062 How on earth…? 303 00:22:16,854 --> 00:22:17,896 Stop! 304 00:22:20,812 --> 00:22:22,021 Dang, she can drive. 305 00:22:24,854 --> 00:22:25,896 Easy, Koyal, easy. 306 00:22:27,271 --> 00:22:29,104 Shit, I can't see anything. 307 00:22:29,187 --> 00:22:30,104 Seatbelt. 308 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,896 Koyal. 309 00:23:04,146 --> 00:23:05,687 Out of the way! Move it! 310 00:23:20,521 --> 00:23:22,146 Get out of the way! 311 00:23:50,937 --> 00:23:52,062 Are they still on our tail? 312 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:10,937 There's a drag race every Saturday night on Palm Beach Road. 313 00:24:12,104 --> 00:24:13,854 No one has been able to beat me in a year and a half. 314 00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:21,854 But your dad said you had a strict curfew. You're not allowed to be out late. 315 00:24:25,354 --> 00:24:26,479 All that was a lie? 316 00:24:27,896 --> 00:24:29,729 Did you tell us you were claustrophobic? 317 00:24:30,812 --> 00:24:32,687 That's not a hobby. It's a serious medical issue. 318 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:35,937 But you didn't tell us you had a problem, did you now? 319 00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:37,604 You should be thanking me. 320 00:24:38,271 --> 00:24:39,812 If I hadn't lied and sneaked out, 321 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,771 then that traffic signal would've been our last… 322 00:24:43,729 --> 00:24:45,187 He's calling me a liar. 323 00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:49,729 Hello, Mama. It's good you called. 324 00:24:49,812 --> 00:24:51,812 Shut up and tell me where Charlie is. 325 00:24:52,771 --> 00:24:55,229 -Who are you? -You don't need to know my name. 326 00:24:55,896 --> 00:24:57,437 All right? Don't waste your time-- 327 00:24:57,521 --> 00:24:59,271 -You got through to Veer? -Yeah. 328 00:25:00,312 --> 00:25:01,687 -Veer. -Mama-- 329 00:25:01,771 --> 00:25:05,354 Your friend Pradeep is so funny. He didn't attend the wedding. 330 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:08,271 But he's forgiven. He cracks us up with his jokes. 331 00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:09,771 Mama, listen, where are you? 332 00:25:09,854 --> 00:25:11,479 We are at Koyal's farmhouse. 333 00:25:11,562 --> 00:25:13,521 -We came here straight from the wedding. -Come back. 334 00:25:13,604 --> 00:25:14,771 They've arranged a poker night. 335 00:25:14,854 --> 00:25:17,312 Auntie, they are calling you. You should go. 336 00:25:17,396 --> 00:25:18,812 Here, talk to Pradeep. 337 00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:20,187 -Hold up, Mama-- -Coming. 338 00:25:20,271 --> 00:25:21,562 Here, talk to him. 339 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,021 Veer, brother. 340 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:24,604 Enjoying your wedding night? 341 00:25:24,687 --> 00:25:27,146 It's going to be a long night, yeah? 342 00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:30,771 But tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m., show up with Charlie 343 00:25:30,854 --> 00:25:32,854 at Tadpatri Compound, Vitthalwadi. 344 00:25:32,937 --> 00:25:36,521 If you don't, you won't even recognize your folks' or your in-laws' bodies. 345 00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,104 Auntie, is it my turn? 346 00:25:38,187 --> 00:25:41,271 -Come on, we are waiting for you. -Place a bet of 200 for me. 347 00:25:41,354 --> 00:25:42,229 Okay. 348 00:25:42,312 --> 00:25:44,271 Hello? Look, listen. 349 00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:46,521 What you are doing is wrong. 350 00:25:47,021 --> 00:25:48,521 You're going to pay for this. 351 00:25:49,062 --> 00:25:51,687 You don't know us. 352 00:25:51,771 --> 00:25:53,562 We know people and not just cops. 353 00:25:53,646 --> 00:25:56,521 We've got connections even with the Home Ministry. 354 00:25:56,604 --> 00:26:00,854 We could go to the Defence Ministry too if needed. 355 00:26:00,937 --> 00:26:02,521 So you… 356 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,937 Listen up, you punk. 357 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,729 I'll tear you a new one if you lay so much as a finger on our parents. 358 00:26:08,812 --> 00:26:09,979 You son of a… 359 00:26:36,937 --> 00:26:39,187 Tadpatri Compound, Vitthalwadi. 360 00:26:39,271 --> 00:26:41,062 8:00 a.m., sharp. 361 00:26:47,229 --> 00:26:49,104 I think we should go to the cops. 362 00:26:49,896 --> 00:26:51,146 What do you think? 363 00:26:51,229 --> 00:26:53,937 Yeah. We ought to go to the cops. 364 00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:04,896 Buckle up, please. 365 00:27:23,562 --> 00:27:24,646 Are you okay? 366 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,354 Yeah. You okay? 367 00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:38,104 Roll down the window! 368 00:27:39,604 --> 00:27:41,646 She didn't mean to curse him out like that, mister. 369 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:43,729 -Please, let us out. -Of course I meant what I said! 370 00:27:43,812 --> 00:27:44,729 Don't… 371 00:27:44,812 --> 00:27:46,396 I can't breathe. He's going to lock us in. 372 00:27:46,479 --> 00:27:48,146 -Don't lock us in. -I have claustrophobia. 373 00:27:48,229 --> 00:27:49,396 Listen… 374 00:27:58,062 --> 00:27:59,062 You okay? 375 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:00,771 I'm fine. 376 00:28:00,854 --> 00:28:02,229 -What? -I'm fine. 377 00:28:03,271 --> 00:28:04,271 Okay. 378 00:28:13,521 --> 00:28:14,604 I got to take a leak. 379 00:28:14,687 --> 00:28:16,979 Breathe a little less loudly so I can hear what's going on out there. 380 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:18,354 So I shouldn't breathe now? 381 00:28:18,437 --> 00:28:19,771 Grab a pack of cigarettes, will you? 382 00:28:38,104 --> 00:28:42,687 Hey! Hey, Bhide! Stop! 383 00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:45,979 Stop! Come on, man! 384 00:28:46,062 --> 00:28:47,604 What the heck! 385 00:28:47,687 --> 00:28:49,229 What are you doing? Get off me. 386 00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:51,812 What am I supposed to be doing? It's these Mumbai roads. 387 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,021 Leave it there. 388 00:28:53,104 --> 00:28:55,104 Mumbai's roads are bad. Mumbai's traffic is bad. 389 00:28:55,187 --> 00:28:56,979 Everyone's always complaining about some crap. 390 00:28:57,062 --> 00:28:59,187 It's the financial capital of our country. 391 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,812 It's not like Ahmedabad's streets are smooth like butter. 392 00:29:02,896 --> 00:29:05,146 -Don't even get me started on that, dude. -Dude? 393 00:29:05,229 --> 00:29:08,146 We're not even married a day and you're calling me "dude"? 394 00:29:08,812 --> 00:29:09,771 So what? 395 00:29:09,854 --> 00:29:11,854 That's the vibe I got from you. 396 00:29:12,437 --> 00:29:14,479 Keep irritating me and I might have to demote you 397 00:29:14,562 --> 00:29:16,229 from "dude" to "doofus" or even "douchebag". 398 00:29:16,312 --> 00:29:17,396 What?! 399 00:29:19,437 --> 00:29:20,937 Phone. My phone. 400 00:29:21,021 --> 00:29:22,146 -What? -Get my phone out. 401 00:29:22,229 --> 00:29:24,271 -Why should I? -Come on, I can't reach it. 402 00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:25,979 It's in my pocket. 403 00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:31,146 Easy. Yeah. 404 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,771 -Answer it. Put it on speaker. -That's what I'm doing, genius. 405 00:29:33,854 --> 00:29:35,437 -Veer Poddar? -Yes, please? 406 00:29:35,521 --> 00:29:37,937 Sanjay Ribeiro. Officer-in-charge, CID. 407 00:29:38,021 --> 00:29:39,021 Is Charlie with you? 408 00:29:39,104 --> 00:29:40,604 Who the hell is Charlie? 409 00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:43,354 We don't know any Charlie. 410 00:29:43,437 --> 00:29:45,979 It must be a case of mistaken identity. 411 00:29:46,062 --> 00:29:48,646 We're being threatened for no reason. 412 00:29:48,729 --> 00:29:50,479 Listen, Mr Veer. 413 00:29:50,562 --> 00:29:52,479 Do you know Mr Khushwant Kapoor? 414 00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:54,187 Yes, we do. He is my uncle, sir. 415 00:29:54,271 --> 00:29:55,812 Do you know where he is? 416 00:29:55,896 --> 00:29:59,104 Yeah, he had to rush to Hyderabad for some urgent business. 417 00:30:00,271 --> 00:30:01,271 He's currently in the ICU. 418 00:30:01,354 --> 00:30:02,937 What? Why? 419 00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:04,479 What happened? Is he okay? 420 00:30:05,312 --> 00:30:06,146 Listen carefully. 421 00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:08,229 On the evening of December 28th, 422 00:30:08,312 --> 00:30:11,271 Shanti Nagar Police Station got a tip 423 00:30:11,354 --> 00:30:13,646 about a cricket bookie transporting 100 million in cash 424 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,854 from Kala Ghoda to Mahalaxmi. 425 00:30:17,271 --> 00:30:20,229 Rather than following the usual protocol, 426 00:30:20,979 --> 00:30:23,646 these dirty cops devised an evil plan. 427 00:30:28,312 --> 00:30:30,396 His bloody blood got into my mouth! 428 00:30:35,812 --> 00:30:37,146 So, this happened right outside 429 00:30:37,229 --> 00:30:40,604 the electronics store belonging to your uncle, Mr Khushwant Kapoor, 430 00:30:41,729 --> 00:30:45,271 and his CCTV caught the whole thing. 431 00:30:45,354 --> 00:30:48,104 Like a good citizen, he put all the proof on a pen drive… 432 00:30:50,854 --> 00:30:53,479 and headed straight to the police station. 433 00:30:58,021 --> 00:31:01,312 But he ended up at the same police station those cops worked at. 434 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:56,437 So he bolted and dashed into a shopping mall, 435 00:31:56,521 --> 00:31:58,812 probably thinking he'd be safe in the big crowd. 436 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:03,812 -Hey. -Uncle? 437 00:32:03,896 --> 00:32:06,021 How are you doing? Done with all the wedding preparations? 438 00:32:06,104 --> 00:32:09,187 Yep. I just came to collect some goodie bags for Koyal. 439 00:32:09,979 --> 00:32:11,104 I'm in a rush. 440 00:32:11,187 --> 00:32:12,271 I'll catch you tonight? 441 00:32:12,854 --> 00:32:14,104 -Okay? -Cool. 442 00:32:24,146 --> 00:32:27,021 But eventually, those cops caught him. 443 00:32:30,271 --> 00:32:34,729 They tortured him and got all the details from him. 444 00:32:36,771 --> 00:32:40,104 They thought they'd killed your uncle. 445 00:32:43,437 --> 00:32:45,396 But he managed to survive. 446 00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:48,104 Some good Samaritans took him to the hospital in time. 447 00:32:48,187 --> 00:32:51,104 As soon as we at the CID caught wind of what had gone down, 448 00:32:51,187 --> 00:32:53,021 I made a beeline to see him. 449 00:32:54,896 --> 00:32:56,896 He let me know he hid it in one of the bags 450 00:32:56,979 --> 00:32:58,521 you were carrying in the mall. 451 00:32:58,604 --> 00:33:02,396 Oh, yes! I'd gone to the mall to get the goodie bags. 452 00:33:02,479 --> 00:33:04,229 That's where I bumped into Uncle Khushwant. 453 00:33:04,312 --> 00:33:07,229 -Maybe he snuck it into one of the bags. -Where are those bags right now? 454 00:33:07,312 --> 00:33:08,437 How would I know? 455 00:33:08,521 --> 00:33:10,771 I mean, I gave them away. 456 00:33:10,854 --> 00:33:14,062 Mr Veer, we need to find that pen drive at all costs. 457 00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:16,437 It contains very important evidence. 458 00:33:16,521 --> 00:33:18,854 Okay, but listen, 459 00:33:18,937 --> 00:33:21,229 we got a call from someone 460 00:33:21,312 --> 00:33:23,979 who said he has our parents 461 00:33:24,562 --> 00:33:26,646 and will kill them if we don't get him the pen drive. 462 00:33:26,729 --> 00:33:29,062 -Who is this guy? -Some guy called Pradeep. 463 00:33:29,146 --> 00:33:30,396 -His name was Pradeep. -Yeah. 464 00:33:30,479 --> 00:33:35,021 Don't worry, I'll send a trusted officer to watch your parents. 465 00:33:35,104 --> 00:33:38,729 But listen, don't share this with anyone. 466 00:33:39,271 --> 00:33:40,562 Especially not the police. 467 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:43,187 They have access to people with connections. 468 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,187 Good luck. 469 00:33:44,271 --> 00:33:45,437 Okay, good luck. 470 00:33:46,521 --> 00:33:49,229 Shit. What have we gotten ourselves into? 471 00:33:49,312 --> 00:33:51,479 Crappy city, crappier roads, and even crappier people. 472 00:33:53,521 --> 00:33:54,812 Hold up. 473 00:33:55,687 --> 00:33:57,104 -One minute. -Open… 474 00:33:57,187 --> 00:33:58,937 You're not going die on me, are you? 475 00:33:59,021 --> 00:34:00,479 I think I found something. 476 00:34:00,562 --> 00:34:02,979 Dude, either breathe or speak. What is it? 477 00:34:07,854 --> 00:34:08,979 You okay? 478 00:34:10,979 --> 00:34:12,396 Go pay the fine over there. 479 00:34:12,479 --> 00:34:13,521 Cool. 480 00:34:14,104 --> 00:34:15,479 Okay, hang on a sec. 481 00:34:15,562 --> 00:34:16,771 So next stop is your house, right? 482 00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:18,146 That's where the goodie bags are. 483 00:34:18,229 --> 00:34:20,562 Goodie bags are meant for gifting, you know. 484 00:34:20,646 --> 00:34:21,854 So who'd you give them to? 485 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,687 I don't remember. 486 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:26,396 Who gave them away? 487 00:34:28,479 --> 00:34:29,312 I did. 488 00:34:29,396 --> 00:34:30,812 And you don't remember? 489 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:33,562 -Nope. -What? 490 00:34:34,646 --> 00:34:36,521 All right, then who might? Your mum? 491 00:34:38,771 --> 00:34:39,729 Kanika. 492 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:40,812 Kanika might know. 493 00:34:44,437 --> 00:34:45,937 What are we doing here? 494 00:34:46,021 --> 00:34:47,396 Kanika works here as a DJ. 495 00:34:47,937 --> 00:34:49,437 -She's a DJ? -Yes. 496 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,646 But doesn't she work at some NGO? 497 00:34:52,437 --> 00:34:54,562 I read it on her Insta bio. 498 00:34:54,646 --> 00:34:58,021 I gifted her double the money for the maid-of-honour ritual she did, 499 00:34:58,104 --> 00:35:01,312 assuming the money would go to her charity. 500 00:35:01,396 --> 00:35:03,229 That's just a front to please her parents. 501 00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:06,229 -In reality, she's a DJ. -Another lie then. 502 00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:08,354 Lying about being a DJ. Lying about drag racing. 503 00:35:08,437 --> 00:35:10,937 You guys love to lie, don't you? Is this some latest fad? 504 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,354 We don't enjoy lying! 505 00:35:13,437 --> 00:35:14,937 We are forced to lie! 506 00:35:15,437 --> 00:35:17,729 Do you know how difficult it is to be a woman here? 507 00:35:17,812 --> 00:35:19,521 You wouldn't survive a day, 508 00:35:19,604 --> 00:35:21,312 Mr I-Am-Claustrophobic. 509 00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:23,104 Before marriage, follow your parents' rules. 510 00:35:23,187 --> 00:35:25,271 After marriage, follow your husband's parents' rules. 511 00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:28,146 Then have babies. If it's a girl child, you try again. 512 00:35:28,229 --> 00:35:29,271 How does it matter? 513 00:35:29,354 --> 00:35:31,104 It's just nine months per child. 514 00:35:31,187 --> 00:35:34,062 Your dreams and aspirations don't count for crap. 515 00:35:34,604 --> 00:35:36,979 As soon you step out of the house, no matter where you go, 516 00:35:37,062 --> 00:35:40,021 men will stare at you like a dog stares at a juicy steak! 517 00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:42,187 And those who don't have the guts to stare 518 00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:44,271 put their hands to use in crowded places. 519 00:35:45,021 --> 00:35:48,396 Broad! Bimbo! Doll! Who do you think we are? 520 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,354 We have to bear all this. Don't look away, look at me! 521 00:35:51,896 --> 00:35:54,562 Even if it's 45 degrees, parents will say, 522 00:35:54,646 --> 00:35:58,104 "Cover yourself up or some slime will come after you." 523 00:35:58,187 --> 00:36:01,021 What do you expect us to do? Just get roasted in the oven? 524 00:36:01,729 --> 00:36:04,062 And the latest trend now. Open your phone and there's nude pics. 525 00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:05,979 Public service announcement: 526 00:36:06,062 --> 00:36:09,521 "Dear men, we girls are not interested in your nude pics." 527 00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:10,854 "So just zip it up!" 528 00:36:11,479 --> 00:36:12,854 They will troll you on social media, 529 00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,646 call you a slut, give you rape threats, and say, 530 00:36:14,729 --> 00:36:16,146 "Why did you block me, sister?" 531 00:36:16,229 --> 00:36:18,729 Who misbehaves? Men. 532 00:36:18,812 --> 00:36:20,437 Who does eve-teasing? Men. 533 00:36:20,521 --> 00:36:21,854 Who harasses? Men. 534 00:36:21,937 --> 00:36:23,937 And whose freedom is taken away? Women's. 535 00:36:24,521 --> 00:36:26,229 So no, we don't enjoy lying! 536 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,771 Yes, we lie to our parents, 537 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,187 but that doesn't mean we have loose morals. 538 00:36:33,146 --> 00:36:34,021 We just have one life. 539 00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:36,104 We have the right to live it to the fullest. 540 00:36:37,021 --> 00:36:37,854 Excuse me? 541 00:36:39,562 --> 00:36:40,854 Is he "botheringz" you? 542 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:41,771 This guy? 543 00:36:42,854 --> 00:36:45,104 Buzz off before I whack you! 544 00:36:45,187 --> 00:36:47,312 Thinks he'll be my saviour. Scram. 545 00:36:47,396 --> 00:36:48,771 "Botheringz you", indeed. 546 00:36:54,437 --> 00:36:56,604 It wasn't only directed at you. 547 00:36:57,521 --> 00:36:58,354 That… 548 00:36:59,104 --> 00:37:00,812 I just ranted out what was in my heart. 549 00:37:01,979 --> 00:37:02,812 I'm sorry. 550 00:37:05,562 --> 00:37:07,312 It's okay, let's go. 551 00:37:15,187 --> 00:37:16,896 Nice costume, guys. 552 00:37:17,854 --> 00:37:19,062 Thank you. 553 00:37:34,271 --> 00:37:35,562 Out of my way. 554 00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:37,312 So sorry. 555 00:37:37,396 --> 00:37:39,021 It's white wine, it won't stain. 556 00:37:39,104 --> 00:37:39,937 Sorry. 557 00:37:42,021 --> 00:37:43,354 Sorry. 558 00:37:43,437 --> 00:37:44,771 You blind or what? 559 00:37:46,437 --> 00:37:47,687 Stupid. 560 00:37:47,771 --> 00:37:48,687 Move it! 561 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,687 Stop dancing. 562 00:37:54,771 --> 00:37:56,562 Excuse me! 563 00:37:56,646 --> 00:37:57,479 Kanika! 564 00:37:59,562 --> 00:38:00,729 Kannu! 565 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,229 Look over here! 566 00:38:03,937 --> 00:38:05,146 Let's go. 567 00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:09,812 Kanika. Kannu. 568 00:38:13,312 --> 00:38:14,729 Handcuffs and all, huh? 569 00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:17,146 What kinky Fifty Shades of Grey shit is this? 570 00:38:17,229 --> 00:38:19,021 Where are the bags, Kannu? 571 00:38:19,104 --> 00:38:21,021 -Which bags? -The goodie bags. Where are they? 572 00:38:21,104 --> 00:38:22,687 -Those bags? -Yep. 573 00:38:22,771 --> 00:38:24,437 You gave them away. 574 00:38:26,146 --> 00:38:27,604 The bachelorette night, remember? 575 00:38:27,687 --> 00:38:29,979 Shots! 576 00:38:32,271 --> 00:38:34,021 Oh, right. 577 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,396 How would you remember anything, Ms Dipso? 578 00:38:37,021 --> 00:38:39,479 There were five bags, right? Where are they? 579 00:38:39,562 --> 00:38:40,896 Five bags? 580 00:38:40,979 --> 00:38:42,229 I don't recall. 581 00:38:42,312 --> 00:38:44,104 Come on, Riddhi. Excuse me. 582 00:38:44,604 --> 00:38:46,021 -Sorry. -Watch out. 583 00:38:47,687 --> 00:38:48,604 God. 584 00:38:49,146 --> 00:38:50,812 Eyes on me, Kannu. Where are they? 585 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,229 Let me think. 586 00:38:52,312 --> 00:38:53,729 I was pretty smashed too. 587 00:38:53,812 --> 00:38:55,604 You didn't let anyone stay sober that night. 588 00:38:55,687 --> 00:38:58,729 My best friend. I can trust her blindly. 589 00:38:58,812 --> 00:39:00,896 I've got a gift for you. 590 00:39:00,979 --> 00:39:03,062 You can keep two bags. 591 00:39:04,937 --> 00:39:06,646 So you have two bags. 592 00:39:06,729 --> 00:39:08,729 -Yeah. -Yeah. Two bags. 593 00:39:08,812 --> 00:39:09,729 Where are your bags? 594 00:39:11,021 --> 00:39:12,812 -At my place. -Your house, right? 595 00:39:12,896 --> 00:39:15,521 Is Auntie home? Are they in the study? Let Auntie know I'm coming for them. 596 00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,312 No, Koko, I just recalled, 597 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:19,771 they're at a friend's place. 598 00:39:19,854 --> 00:39:22,479 Kannu, our lives are in danger. 599 00:39:22,562 --> 00:39:24,521 We are being shot at. We have goons chasing us. 600 00:39:24,604 --> 00:39:26,979 Hang on a sec. What? 601 00:39:27,062 --> 00:39:28,271 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. 602 00:39:28,354 --> 00:39:29,812 Just tell me where those bags are. 603 00:39:29,896 --> 00:39:31,937 I told you, at a friend's place. 604 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:34,021 Who? Riya? Saloni? 605 00:39:34,104 --> 00:39:35,562 No, babe. 606 00:39:35,646 --> 00:39:38,021 -Not them, someone else. -Who else do you even hang out with? 607 00:39:38,104 --> 00:39:39,604 Someone else. A friend of mine. 608 00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:42,229 Who is this new friend? 609 00:39:43,021 --> 00:39:44,479 You are so possessive! 610 00:39:44,562 --> 00:39:48,062 I have other friends, you know. You think that's impossible or what? 611 00:39:48,146 --> 00:39:49,521 -Who is this friend? -Someone. 612 00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:51,187 -Who is this friend? -I'll get your bags. 613 00:39:51,271 --> 00:39:52,771 -Who is this friend, Kannu? -Someone. 614 00:39:52,854 --> 00:39:54,521 -Who is this friend, Kannu? -Arya! 615 00:40:02,562 --> 00:40:04,271 -What's going on? -It was you! 616 00:40:04,354 --> 00:40:05,771 You ruined my life! 617 00:40:05,854 --> 00:40:08,021 -You witch! You bitch! -Koko! 618 00:40:08,104 --> 00:40:09,354 What are you doing? Sorry. 619 00:40:09,437 --> 00:40:10,937 You are so dead! I'm going to kill you! 620 00:40:11,021 --> 00:40:12,562 What're you doing? No! 621 00:40:12,646 --> 00:40:14,979 -I'm going to kill her! How dare she! -I'll get hurt. 622 00:40:15,062 --> 00:40:17,604 Easy, Koyal. Chill, Koyal. Easy. 623 00:40:19,812 --> 00:40:22,271 No. 624 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:26,896 Koyal, let her go. Please, we can talk this out. 625 00:40:26,979 --> 00:40:28,604 Koyal, I thought you were friends. 626 00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:31,729 Tell me! Bloody bitch! You've ruined everything! 627 00:40:31,812 --> 00:40:33,562 Let her go. I said let her go. 628 00:40:33,646 --> 00:40:34,979 No! 629 00:40:36,187 --> 00:40:39,646 -She will die, Koyal. -Help! 630 00:40:41,771 --> 00:40:43,354 Let her go. 631 00:40:43,437 --> 00:40:44,729 Come out. 632 00:40:59,354 --> 00:41:00,896 Stop it! 633 00:41:02,312 --> 00:41:04,729 Stop it! She will die. 634 00:41:06,854 --> 00:41:09,104 Let's go. Come on. 635 00:41:09,979 --> 00:41:11,146 Koko. 636 00:41:12,812 --> 00:41:13,771 Sorry, babe. 637 00:41:15,396 --> 00:41:19,437 I didn't tell you because I didn't want to hurt you. 638 00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:21,729 After all, we're… 639 00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:23,604 we're best friends. 640 00:41:24,354 --> 00:41:26,146 -Best friends? -Koyal! 641 00:41:30,937 --> 00:41:32,354 Not a word. 642 00:41:37,979 --> 00:41:39,729 Who's Arya? 643 00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:48,354 I heard about the bags being at Arya's place? 644 00:41:48,437 --> 00:41:51,146 After the bachelorette party. 645 00:41:53,146 --> 00:41:54,812 When was this bachelorette party anyway? 646 00:41:57,604 --> 00:41:59,771 Are you guys going to the prayer meet tonight? 647 00:41:59,854 --> 00:42:01,437 Yes, Auntie. 648 00:42:01,521 --> 00:42:02,437 6:00 p.m., sharp. 649 00:42:04,479 --> 00:42:06,729 The prayer meet was the bachelorette party. 650 00:42:07,646 --> 00:42:10,437 Why did you have to lie about that? 651 00:42:14,562 --> 00:42:17,187 You did explain why girls need to lie, 652 00:42:18,687 --> 00:42:20,687 but you could've told me. 653 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:24,812 What impression do you have of me? 654 00:42:25,812 --> 00:42:27,729 I'm an open-minded guy. 655 00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:29,604 Koyal ma'am, shots for you. 656 00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:38,104 I drink 657 00:42:38,729 --> 00:42:39,729 and I like it. 658 00:42:48,187 --> 00:42:49,854 On the house, ma'am. Happy New Year. 659 00:42:51,021 --> 00:42:53,521 Hello, madam. Where's Charlie? 660 00:42:58,396 --> 00:42:59,729 And they're back. 661 00:43:02,271 --> 00:43:05,521 Madam, first Charlie, then drink. 662 00:43:05,604 --> 00:43:07,104 Keep your hands off her. 663 00:43:07,187 --> 00:43:08,687 First drink, 664 00:43:09,312 --> 00:43:10,604 then Charlie. 665 00:43:19,271 --> 00:43:20,479 You crazy or what? 666 00:43:22,229 --> 00:43:23,562 Crazy chick. 667 00:43:23,646 --> 00:43:25,937 -Are you crazy? -You'll hurt yourself. 668 00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:31,104 Stop. I'll handle it. Don't worry. 669 00:43:33,187 --> 00:43:34,104 Koyal, I'll handle it. 670 00:43:34,187 --> 00:43:35,354 Cool, easy. 671 00:43:44,062 --> 00:43:46,312 Let him go! 672 00:43:46,396 --> 00:43:47,771 I said let him go! 673 00:43:47,854 --> 00:43:50,146 Stop tugging, I'm getting choked here. 674 00:43:50,229 --> 00:43:53,062 You're so done, man. 675 00:43:53,146 --> 00:43:55,396 -Lean right and I'll hit left. -No, I'll get hurt. 676 00:43:55,479 --> 00:43:57,312 Let him go, you jerk. 677 00:43:57,396 --> 00:43:58,937 You son of a gun! 678 00:44:15,562 --> 00:44:18,146 Yo, Protein Shake, what's the holdup? 679 00:44:18,229 --> 00:44:19,771 Hurry up already. 680 00:44:19,854 --> 00:44:21,396 Hello, taxi. 681 00:44:21,479 --> 00:44:24,187 -That's not a taxi. -Then what is that? 682 00:44:24,271 --> 00:44:25,562 Hang on, where're we headed again? 683 00:44:25,646 --> 00:44:27,021 To Arya's. 684 00:44:27,104 --> 00:44:29,146 -Where the bags are? -Yes. 685 00:44:29,229 --> 00:44:31,729 -Taxi! -Taxi. 686 00:44:32,854 --> 00:44:34,562 -We need this. -What? 687 00:44:34,646 --> 00:44:37,062 We need this. Taxi! 688 00:44:37,146 --> 00:44:38,896 Tax… 689 00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:41,021 Wow! 690 00:44:44,604 --> 00:44:46,937 A horseless horse ride. 691 00:44:47,937 --> 00:44:49,312 Attack! 692 00:44:49,396 --> 00:44:51,021 -That way. -Attack! 693 00:44:51,104 --> 00:44:53,021 -Sit down. -It's got no horse. 694 00:44:53,104 --> 00:44:54,271 Settle down. 695 00:45:00,562 --> 00:45:05,896 You wanted a simple, polite, domestic wife, right? 696 00:45:05,979 --> 00:45:07,687 Don't taunt me. 697 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:09,479 I am a simple guy. 698 00:45:09,562 --> 00:45:11,437 Only a simple girl would stick around. 699 00:45:11,521 --> 00:45:12,979 Anyone else would get bored. 700 00:45:13,062 --> 00:45:15,146 Then don't be boring. 701 00:45:17,521 --> 00:45:18,562 Give me a kiss. 702 00:45:18,646 --> 00:45:19,854 -What? -Come on, give me a kiss. 703 00:45:19,937 --> 00:45:21,937 You have no filter, do you? 704 00:45:23,146 --> 00:45:25,354 And those guys at the club, you smashed bottles on their heads. 705 00:45:25,437 --> 00:45:27,354 I could've taken care of them on my own, you know. 706 00:45:27,437 --> 00:45:32,812 Everyone at Ahimsa Road in Ahmedabad knows I took down two goons at the same time. 707 00:45:40,021 --> 00:45:41,854 Fact check, Veer. You've got no bravery in you. 708 00:45:41,937 --> 00:45:45,646 Your name and your personality are miles apart. 709 00:45:46,646 --> 00:45:49,479 You already gave me a Ted Talk about lying. 710 00:45:49,562 --> 00:45:52,146 Now let's have a Bed Talk, what do you say? 711 00:45:52,854 --> 00:45:54,354 Give me a kiss, brother. 712 00:45:54,437 --> 00:45:56,479 I am not your brother. What are you saying? 713 00:45:57,104 --> 00:45:59,146 -So, you won't give me a kiss? -What? 714 00:45:59,229 --> 00:46:01,021 You won't give me a kiss? 715 00:46:01,104 --> 00:46:02,562 Fine, then give me your shoulder. 716 00:46:02,646 --> 00:46:05,271 -What are you blabbering? Sit straight. -I'm sleepy, let me nap. 717 00:46:05,354 --> 00:46:06,896 I'm… 718 00:46:24,604 --> 00:46:25,937 So, this is the place? 719 00:46:33,437 --> 00:46:34,521 I knew it. 720 00:46:35,104 --> 00:46:38,896 You left that boring, dull, and dense bozo at the altar. 721 00:46:47,229 --> 00:46:48,396 Is that a handcuff? 722 00:46:52,604 --> 00:46:53,771 Where are you going? 723 00:46:57,812 --> 00:46:59,646 -Be careful with that lamp. -What lamp? 724 00:47:00,479 --> 00:47:01,479 That lamp. 725 00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:05,812 How serious was this relationship on a scale of 1-10? 726 00:47:05,896 --> 00:47:07,646 System, turn on the lights. 727 00:47:24,562 --> 00:47:25,729 Koko. 728 00:47:27,021 --> 00:47:28,229 Baby. 729 00:47:29,146 --> 00:47:31,021 Let's talk in the studio. 730 00:47:31,604 --> 00:47:33,354 What are you looking for? 731 00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:37,312 Babe. 732 00:47:37,812 --> 00:47:39,562 I'm not your bloody babe. 733 00:47:40,312 --> 00:47:42,687 Koko. 734 00:47:43,812 --> 00:47:48,687 Listen, I know you know about Kanika, but… 735 00:47:48,771 --> 00:47:50,271 That's good. It's good. 736 00:47:50,771 --> 00:47:51,979 It's for the best. 737 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,896 It was just physical with Kanika. 738 00:47:55,729 --> 00:47:57,604 And the connection we share, it's not physical. 739 00:47:57,687 --> 00:47:59,146 It's metaphysical. 740 00:47:59,229 --> 00:48:01,062 Who made these archaic rules? 741 00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:02,812 "Thou shalt not cheat. Thou shalt be loyal." 742 00:48:02,896 --> 00:48:04,937 Society is forcing them on us. 743 00:48:05,021 --> 00:48:07,729 I didn't cheat on you. It's our society's fault. 744 00:48:08,604 --> 00:48:10,437 What have I taught you? 745 00:48:11,229 --> 00:48:14,437 Break free, baby. Just break free. 746 00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:17,854 It's clearly obvious that all your chakras are blocked. 747 00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:20,854 So, forgive me. 748 00:48:22,021 --> 00:48:23,729 Actually, don't forgive me. 749 00:48:23,812 --> 00:48:26,146 Forgive yourself. 750 00:48:26,229 --> 00:48:27,687 Just spit the anger out. 751 00:48:31,854 --> 00:48:33,396 Koko, you won't… 752 00:48:33,896 --> 00:48:35,521 He's too normal. 753 00:48:36,562 --> 00:48:38,479 You won't be happy with him. 754 00:48:38,562 --> 00:48:40,187 You'll get bored in ten days. 755 00:48:40,271 --> 00:48:44,479 Koko, you and I, we're different. 756 00:48:44,562 --> 00:48:45,896 You inspire me. 757 00:48:48,021 --> 00:48:49,479 It's not here. Let's go. 758 00:48:49,562 --> 00:48:54,146 Koko, baby, just tell him the truth. 759 00:48:55,729 --> 00:48:58,646 Brother, I say this for your own good. 760 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:00,812 Just move on. 761 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,521 You're just a rebound, man. 762 00:49:02,604 --> 00:49:03,937 You know what "rebound" means? 763 00:49:04,021 --> 00:49:07,021 She married you to spite me. 764 00:49:07,104 --> 00:49:11,021 So, you exist in her life only because of me. 765 00:49:12,646 --> 00:49:14,104 That is your identity. 766 00:49:15,396 --> 00:49:18,646 So, you make some vows, sign some papers, and you become life partners? 767 00:49:18,729 --> 00:49:19,979 So old-fashioned. 768 00:49:20,062 --> 00:49:21,562 Let's go to Paris, baby. 769 00:49:21,646 --> 00:49:23,437 Let's grow old together. 770 00:49:23,521 --> 00:49:25,312 Or die young together. 771 00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:27,896 Koko, you want kids, right? 772 00:49:27,979 --> 00:49:28,812 I am ready. 773 00:49:28,896 --> 00:49:31,479 Koko, I am ready. Babe, I am so ready. 774 00:49:33,687 --> 00:49:35,812 You want to make babies with me?! 775 00:49:38,146 --> 00:49:39,604 Try having babies now. 776 00:50:10,729 --> 00:50:12,521 What was I thinking? 777 00:50:13,937 --> 00:50:15,396 I'm so stupid. 778 00:50:17,812 --> 00:50:20,646 What was I expecting? 779 00:50:25,187 --> 00:50:26,354 Some dreams… 780 00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:31,104 aren't meant to come true. 781 00:50:32,687 --> 00:50:34,646 It is a lesson we learn in due time. 782 00:50:46,562 --> 00:50:49,937 You shouldn't be spending your life fixing your relationships. 783 00:50:53,021 --> 00:50:55,562 The right relationship will come and fix you. 784 00:51:03,604 --> 00:51:05,229 I don't want to be your rebound. 785 00:51:08,771 --> 00:51:10,104 It's not even good for you. 786 00:51:12,271 --> 00:51:13,729 Just give some time to yourself. 787 00:51:17,229 --> 00:51:20,312 Let's find that pen drive and hand it over to the CID. 788 00:51:21,562 --> 00:51:26,771 Then we'll get together. You, me, our families. 789 00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:30,021 And we'll decide the future of our marriage. 790 00:51:32,937 --> 00:51:36,312 Whether we should stay married or get divorced. 791 00:51:41,646 --> 00:51:46,812 What's marriage anyway… except society's rules? 792 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:51,146 You make some vows, sign some papers, and you become life partners? 793 00:51:51,229 --> 00:51:52,521 So old-fashioned. 794 00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:57,604 Sorry. 795 00:52:15,396 --> 00:52:16,396 Shall we? 796 00:52:36,312 --> 00:52:37,521 Where's Charlie? 797 00:52:45,937 --> 00:52:47,604 Stop with that Charlie crap. 798 00:52:47,687 --> 00:52:48,979 Just ask where the pen drive is. 799 00:52:49,062 --> 00:52:50,396 What the heck, man! 800 00:52:50,937 --> 00:52:52,687 He knows everything. 801 00:52:52,771 --> 00:52:54,896 -Then stop the BS already. -No. Don't. 802 00:52:54,979 --> 00:52:56,146 Where is it? 803 00:52:56,229 --> 00:52:57,854 -Spit it out. -I have no clue. 804 00:52:57,937 --> 00:53:03,354 Bhide, let's just shoot his watermelons off. 805 00:53:03,437 --> 00:53:05,771 -What? My watermelons? -What is "watermelons"? 806 00:53:05,854 --> 00:53:08,479 He'll learn his lesson when he has to stand to take a dump every day. 807 00:53:08,562 --> 00:53:09,729 -What? -Go on shoot them off. 808 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:10,979 What? Gross. 809 00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:14,021 Anyway, this madam enjoys firing bullets. Shoot her hand off. 810 00:53:14,104 --> 00:53:17,479 She can make a living begging outside the Siddhivinayak temple. 811 00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:20,896 Put the gun away and then watch me smash your watermelons off. 812 00:53:20,979 --> 00:53:22,437 She's something, isn't she? 813 00:53:23,146 --> 00:53:24,646 Come on, let's get this going. 814 00:53:27,062 --> 00:53:28,604 Bhide, stash the gun. 815 00:53:30,979 --> 00:53:32,646 Let them pass. 816 00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:39,437 What's up, guys? 817 00:53:40,479 --> 00:53:41,646 Move on. 818 00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:50,979 Let's go! 819 00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:52,896 Hey, you! 820 00:53:55,021 --> 00:53:56,021 Bhide, they're escaping. 821 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:58,521 What are you doing, Uncle? The groom's on the horse over there. 822 00:53:58,604 --> 00:54:01,021 -Over there. -Don't waste your cash on this guy. 823 00:54:04,312 --> 00:54:06,229 -Let's dance, bro. -Whatever, man. 824 00:54:06,312 --> 00:54:07,854 Where are you all off to? 825 00:54:07,937 --> 00:54:10,854 Auntie, that uncle is calling you. Did you drop some cash? 826 00:54:15,354 --> 00:54:16,354 Bhide! 827 00:54:21,396 --> 00:54:22,479 Hurry up. 828 00:54:31,104 --> 00:54:32,187 What's up, bro? 829 00:54:32,271 --> 00:54:33,729 Hold up, just wait a sec. 830 00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:37,146 We understand that you have your reason for doing this. 831 00:54:37,229 --> 00:54:38,646 Can you do us a solid and help us out? 832 00:54:38,729 --> 00:54:40,271 Please, pretty please. 833 00:54:40,354 --> 00:54:41,896 We won't tell anyone. 834 00:54:48,312 --> 00:54:49,646 Carry on, bro. 835 00:54:50,437 --> 00:54:51,896 Shit. Come on, let's go. 836 00:54:51,979 --> 00:54:53,812 I think it's them again. 837 00:54:53,896 --> 00:54:55,229 This way. Let's hide there. 838 00:54:59,646 --> 00:55:01,146 Where the hell did they go, man? 839 00:55:09,396 --> 00:55:10,271 Where are you? Where-- 840 00:55:10,354 --> 00:55:11,354 In here. 841 00:55:17,896 --> 00:55:19,021 I see. 842 00:55:20,562 --> 00:55:23,979 Where are you off to? Looking for a spot to make out? 843 00:55:24,062 --> 00:55:28,812 You youngsters just have to see an empty building and you start getting frisky. 844 00:55:29,979 --> 00:55:33,437 I was just about to eat dinner with my wife 845 00:55:33,521 --> 00:55:34,562 and you two showed up. 846 00:55:34,646 --> 00:55:37,354 Can't a man enjoy his damn meal in peace? Get out. Get the hell out-- 847 00:55:37,437 --> 00:55:39,187 -No. Let me explain. -Get out! 848 00:55:39,271 --> 00:55:40,646 Uncle… 849 00:55:40,729 --> 00:55:41,812 our lives are in danger. 850 00:55:41,896 --> 00:55:44,062 We're being chased by some goons and we got shot at. 851 00:55:44,146 --> 00:55:45,021 For real. 852 00:55:45,104 --> 00:55:46,521 -Please help us. -Please. 853 00:55:46,604 --> 00:55:48,104 You guys eloped and got married? 854 00:55:51,187 --> 00:55:52,937 Uncle should know. 855 00:55:53,021 --> 00:55:55,646 Uncle, it's an inter-caste marriage 856 00:55:55,729 --> 00:55:59,771 and our families want to separate us on our wedding day. 857 00:55:59,854 --> 00:56:00,812 Yes, it's inter-caste. 858 00:56:00,896 --> 00:56:03,604 I'm a Saraswat Brahmin and she's a born-again Christian, so… 859 00:56:05,479 --> 00:56:06,437 He's right. 860 00:56:08,354 --> 00:56:11,604 My wife cooked up some killer chicken. She makes it only once a week. 861 00:56:11,687 --> 00:56:12,812 Enjoy yourselves. 862 00:56:12,896 --> 00:56:14,937 You eat, I'm a vegetarian. 863 00:56:15,729 --> 00:56:17,187 What?! 864 00:56:17,271 --> 00:56:18,521 Why? 865 00:56:18,604 --> 00:56:20,104 I'm an animal doctor. 866 00:56:20,187 --> 00:56:21,521 I can't eat my patients. 867 00:56:23,312 --> 00:56:24,187 Of course. 868 00:56:24,271 --> 00:56:25,771 -Come, sit. -He's a vegetarian. 869 00:56:25,854 --> 00:56:27,229 He'll just have the lentil soup. 870 00:56:33,646 --> 00:56:34,979 Delicious. 871 00:56:35,062 --> 00:56:36,854 Auntie, you're a magician in the kitchen. 872 00:56:37,354 --> 00:56:38,604 Too good. 873 00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:39,812 That's how I got trapped too. 874 00:56:40,979 --> 00:56:44,979 My mum had one of her mean dishes once and we ended up getting married. 875 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:49,271 So your parents arranged your match too? 876 00:56:51,437 --> 00:56:53,437 I mean like most of the parents in India do. 877 00:56:53,521 --> 00:56:55,312 We are a love match. We eloped today itself. 878 00:56:55,396 --> 00:56:56,562 -Yeah. -Right. 879 00:56:57,229 --> 00:56:59,562 I must admit, son, I didn't know what love meant back then. 880 00:57:00,271 --> 00:57:05,104 We didn't even know each other before we got married. 881 00:57:06,021 --> 00:57:07,312 We got married, 882 00:57:08,104 --> 00:57:09,687 started staying together, 883 00:57:09,771 --> 00:57:11,604 fell in love, 884 00:57:12,312 --> 00:57:13,562 and it kept growing. 885 00:57:13,646 --> 00:57:15,812 Then we fell out of love too. 886 00:57:15,896 --> 00:57:18,979 Yes, but then we fell in love all over again too. Am I not right? 887 00:57:19,062 --> 00:57:20,396 It just happens sometimes. 888 00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:25,104 What did we say in our vows? Remember, what do we say? 889 00:57:25,187 --> 00:57:26,854 What do we say? 890 00:57:26,937 --> 00:57:27,896 -What? -I do. 891 00:57:27,979 --> 00:57:29,021 Right. 892 00:57:29,104 --> 00:57:31,187 I do. 893 00:57:31,271 --> 00:57:32,354 I do. Yes, I do. 894 00:57:32,437 --> 00:57:37,146 I do accept all your flaws and shortcomings. 895 00:57:37,229 --> 00:57:39,771 But Uncle, how is it fair if one keeps making mistakes 896 00:57:39,854 --> 00:57:41,271 and the other keeps forgiving them? 897 00:57:41,354 --> 00:57:44,979 I accept that you don't know how to accept as well. 898 00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:48,396 To be honest, discovering each other's quirks continues forever 899 00:57:48,479 --> 00:57:52,562 in any marriage, whether it's arranged or a love marriage. 900 00:57:53,146 --> 00:57:54,687 That's when it really gets fun. 901 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:03,937 Open the gate! 902 00:58:05,687 --> 00:58:07,729 Anyone in there? 903 00:58:09,021 --> 00:58:10,646 Hide yourselves. 904 00:58:10,729 --> 00:58:11,896 Go hide, now. 905 00:58:15,854 --> 00:58:17,104 What's the problem? 906 00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:19,896 -Uncle? -Yes? 907 00:58:19,979 --> 00:58:21,937 Have you seen a girl and guy pass through here? 908 00:58:22,021 --> 00:58:25,479 They were all dressed up in wedding gear? 909 00:58:25,562 --> 00:58:26,812 Yeah, right. 910 00:58:26,896 --> 00:58:28,854 -It was an inter-caste wedding? -What? 911 00:58:28,937 --> 00:58:30,229 They went that way. 912 00:58:30,312 --> 00:58:32,229 -That way. -Let's bounce. 913 00:58:32,312 --> 00:58:33,479 That way. 914 00:58:41,271 --> 00:58:43,979 No, no, take your own sweet time. No rush. 915 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,312 I've been running in these fluffy flip-flops for four hours. 916 00:58:46,396 --> 00:58:47,229 How fast can I run? 917 00:58:47,312 --> 00:58:49,104 This skirt isn't made from feathers either. 918 00:58:49,187 --> 00:58:51,062 The designer made sure it was as heavy as concrete. 919 00:58:51,146 --> 00:58:53,354 But I'm still running, right? Let's go. 920 00:58:59,062 --> 00:59:02,062 I think they've left. 921 00:59:02,146 --> 00:59:03,646 Why did we have to climb so damn high? 922 00:59:03,729 --> 00:59:04,979 -What? -I mean… 923 00:59:06,312 --> 00:59:08,104 I have acrophobia. I can't even look down. 924 00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:09,812 What phobia? 925 00:59:09,896 --> 00:59:11,479 Acrophobia. 926 00:59:11,562 --> 00:59:13,146 So tell me one thing. 927 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:15,646 How did you go paragliding? 928 00:59:15,729 --> 00:59:17,687 I saw your photo on social media. 929 00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:19,479 I was there, yes, but I didn't go gliding. 930 00:59:19,562 --> 00:59:21,896 I just hung back with the bags to keep them from getting stolen. 931 00:59:21,979 --> 00:59:23,979 Can you move away from there, please? 932 00:59:24,646 --> 00:59:26,021 Can you step back from over there? 933 00:59:27,187 --> 00:59:29,604 Are you kidding me? 934 00:59:29,687 --> 00:59:32,354 No. Please step back from over there, you don't get it. 935 00:59:33,187 --> 00:59:34,812 Look, I can't look that side. 936 00:59:34,896 --> 00:59:37,479 Just move away from there and I'll explain everything. 937 00:59:38,271 --> 00:59:39,771 Happy New Year! 938 00:59:42,271 --> 00:59:43,479 -Veer. -Yeah? 939 00:59:43,562 --> 00:59:44,896 -Come here. -No. 940 00:59:45,646 --> 00:59:47,229 -Here, hold my hand. -No. 941 00:59:47,312 --> 00:59:49,604 -You're going to miss it. Hurry up. -I can't. 942 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,146 -Trust me you'll be fine. -I can't… 943 00:59:51,229 --> 00:59:53,604 -Here, take my hand. -Really, I cannot… 944 00:59:53,687 --> 00:59:54,562 Just trust me. 945 01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:57,979 Happy New Year. 946 01:00:58,646 --> 01:00:59,771 Happy New Year. 947 01:01:07,229 --> 01:01:09,687 Did you know dogs freak out over fireworks? 948 01:01:11,437 --> 01:01:13,021 I'm sure your Tushie gets scared too. 949 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:18,271 I get why you decided to become a vet. 950 01:01:22,354 --> 01:01:23,937 Animals never judge anyone. 951 01:01:24,604 --> 01:01:26,521 It doesn't matter if you're black, white, 952 01:01:26,604 --> 01:01:29,479 good, bad, rich, or poor. 953 01:01:29,562 --> 01:01:31,187 They just want some love. 954 01:01:31,896 --> 01:01:34,271 And they'll give it back unconditionally. 955 01:01:34,354 --> 01:01:37,729 That's why I find animals to be more humane than humans. 956 01:01:41,604 --> 01:01:43,854 I like you. You're a nice guy. 957 01:01:47,646 --> 01:01:49,812 Come on now, not the "nice guy" tag. 958 01:01:55,187 --> 01:01:56,812 Have you ever had a girlfriend? 959 01:01:57,854 --> 01:01:58,896 Nope. 960 01:01:59,937 --> 01:02:02,271 I've been too scared to ask girls out, 961 01:02:02,354 --> 01:02:03,937 and have even talked myself out of trying 962 01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:06,146 before a beautiful girl had a chance to say no. 963 01:02:06,229 --> 01:02:07,937 I'm not really a party animal, you know? 964 01:02:08,021 --> 01:02:11,021 Yeah, yeah. How much longer do you plan on taunting me with it? 965 01:02:11,104 --> 01:02:12,729 I get the point. 966 01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:14,604 Hang on a sec. 967 01:02:14,687 --> 01:02:17,271 Did anyone at your bachelorette party stay sober enough 968 01:02:17,354 --> 01:02:18,771 to remember who got the goodie bags? 969 01:02:21,437 --> 01:02:24,062 Sunny might know. Yeah, Sunny. 970 01:02:24,146 --> 01:02:25,562 Who's Sunny? 971 01:02:25,646 --> 01:02:28,896 There was just one guy at my bachelorette party. 972 01:02:29,937 --> 01:02:30,979 Do the math. 973 01:02:32,562 --> 01:02:33,646 Waiter. 974 01:02:34,937 --> 01:02:36,062 Right? 975 01:02:42,896 --> 01:02:44,729 They've got to be here, Bhide. 976 01:02:44,812 --> 01:02:46,646 The old man's lying for sure. 977 01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:47,896 Oh, shit. 978 01:02:47,979 --> 01:02:49,771 -What's wrong? -They're here. 979 01:02:49,854 --> 01:02:51,896 Let's go. 980 01:03:01,646 --> 01:03:03,521 Oh shit. Hide. 981 01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:12,104 Check over there. 982 01:03:45,604 --> 01:03:46,646 Come on. 983 01:03:52,812 --> 01:03:54,646 -What the heck? -Let's go! 984 01:03:56,271 --> 01:03:57,437 Oh shit. 985 01:04:01,562 --> 01:04:02,521 What?! 986 01:04:19,521 --> 01:04:20,521 Take that! 987 01:04:21,687 --> 01:04:22,646 Bhide! 988 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:26,687 Come on, get up. 989 01:04:27,396 --> 01:04:28,854 You good? You okay? 990 01:04:31,896 --> 01:04:34,146 Where are we? Why the hell did you bring me up to the roof? 991 01:04:34,229 --> 01:04:35,521 -No! -Arm yourself. 992 01:04:35,604 --> 01:04:36,896 -No. -Grab something, anything. 993 01:04:36,979 --> 01:04:38,646 I can't even stand out here. 994 01:04:38,729 --> 01:04:39,896 Is that them? 995 01:04:44,521 --> 01:04:45,854 Let's go. There's a lift there. 996 01:04:45,937 --> 01:04:47,812 -Where to? -Let go of that. Get to the lift. 997 01:04:47,896 --> 01:04:49,771 -No sketchy elevator for me. -Don't just sit, move. 998 01:04:49,854 --> 01:04:51,187 I'll die before he gets to kill me. 999 01:04:51,271 --> 01:04:53,729 What are you doing? I'm not getting in there. 1000 01:04:53,812 --> 01:04:56,271 -Come on, let's move before they find us. -Hurry up. 1001 01:04:56,354 --> 01:04:58,437 -Don't just sit there, come on. -I'll die. 1002 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:01,354 Oh! 1003 01:05:02,354 --> 01:05:04,312 We shouldn't have come to the roof. 1004 01:05:05,354 --> 01:05:08,146 -Why won't this thing work? Stupid lift! -What are you doing? 1005 01:05:08,229 --> 01:05:10,479 You! Hey, you! 1006 01:05:13,146 --> 01:05:14,229 I'm done. 1007 01:05:15,062 --> 01:05:16,271 I'm done chasing you. 1008 01:05:16,854 --> 01:05:18,146 What's going on up there? 1009 01:05:18,229 --> 01:05:19,604 What are you doing? 1010 01:05:19,687 --> 01:05:21,437 -Well, well. -That lift's busted. 1011 01:05:21,521 --> 01:05:22,729 Gotcha lovebirds! 1012 01:05:23,937 --> 01:05:25,437 Let's give them a New Year's shout-out. 1013 01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:26,854 You! Don't come any closer! 1014 01:05:27,937 --> 01:05:29,937 What the?! 1015 01:05:31,104 --> 01:05:32,021 Watch out! 1016 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,521 Mama! 1017 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,146 We made it. Open your eyes. 1018 01:05:43,229 --> 01:05:44,062 We're alive. 1019 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:47,479 Let's get downstairs, Bhide. 1020 01:05:47,562 --> 01:05:49,437 Run. Go that way. 1021 01:05:49,521 --> 01:05:51,187 Godspeed. See you later. 1022 01:05:51,271 --> 01:05:52,146 Bye. 1023 01:05:56,021 --> 01:05:57,104 Let's head to Sunny's place. 1024 01:05:57,187 --> 01:05:58,687 Let's hop on a local train to get there. 1025 01:05:58,771 --> 01:06:00,312 -Hey, you! Stop! -Get them! 1026 01:06:00,396 --> 01:06:01,812 Are they tracking my phone or what? 1027 01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:02,937 Stop! 1028 01:06:03,979 --> 01:06:05,937 Out of my way, Auntie! Move it, sis! 1029 01:06:06,021 --> 01:06:08,312 Out of my way! Coming through, excuse me! 1030 01:06:08,396 --> 01:06:09,771 Let's hustle! 1031 01:06:09,854 --> 01:06:12,979 -What are you staring at, geezer? -Get out of my way. Move it! 1032 01:06:13,062 --> 01:06:14,396 Check them out, bro. 1033 01:06:15,146 --> 01:06:17,854 What?! I'm running in a damn wedding gown and you're after flip-flops?! 1034 01:06:17,937 --> 01:06:18,979 Out of my way! 1035 01:06:21,604 --> 01:06:23,979 Don't look back, look in front! They have a gun. 1036 01:06:24,062 --> 01:06:26,229 It's a public place. They won't do anything. 1037 01:06:26,312 --> 01:06:27,896 -Oh shit. No ethics! -Hey, you! 1038 01:06:34,146 --> 01:06:35,854 Let's go! 1039 01:06:35,937 --> 01:06:38,104 Out of my way! Coming through! Move it, bro! 1040 01:06:38,187 --> 01:06:39,771 -Why are you shooting? -Stop, scoundrel! 1041 01:06:39,854 --> 01:06:41,271 Hey, you! 1042 01:06:41,354 --> 01:06:44,146 -Get out of my way! Coming through! -Bloody scoundrels! 1043 01:06:47,396 --> 01:06:48,729 -Out of my way! -Stop! Go this way. 1044 01:06:48,812 --> 01:06:50,187 Get out of my way. They're getting down. 1045 01:06:50,271 --> 01:06:51,229 Wait! 1046 01:06:53,229 --> 01:06:54,979 -Where did they go? -They're still in there. Go! 1047 01:06:55,062 --> 01:06:56,562 -Go! -I'm going as fast as I can! 1048 01:06:56,646 --> 01:06:58,271 Stop! 1049 01:06:58,354 --> 01:06:59,271 Get off! 1050 01:06:59,354 --> 01:07:00,312 They got off. Go! 1051 01:07:00,396 --> 01:07:02,396 -There they are! -Get in! 1052 01:07:02,479 --> 01:07:03,479 -Listen! -Get off! 1053 01:07:03,562 --> 01:07:06,479 They're jumping on and off like monkeys. Do they think this is a game or what? 1054 01:07:06,562 --> 01:07:08,562 -You're so going to die, man! -Jump out now! 1055 01:07:09,437 --> 01:07:10,687 Stop! 1056 01:07:10,771 --> 01:07:12,312 Check that side! 1057 01:07:14,771 --> 01:07:15,854 Mummy! 1058 01:07:18,479 --> 01:07:20,437 Let's catch this train. Get in! 1059 01:07:22,021 --> 01:07:23,187 Get in, fast. Come on. 1060 01:07:24,521 --> 01:07:25,479 Are they gone? 1061 01:07:30,396 --> 01:07:31,312 Shit. 1062 01:07:31,396 --> 01:07:32,729 -What's wrong? -What's this? 1063 01:07:33,562 --> 01:07:35,104 Are you hurt? 1064 01:07:35,896 --> 01:07:37,229 I think it's yours. 1065 01:07:37,312 --> 01:07:38,396 Me? 1066 01:07:38,479 --> 01:07:39,687 -Oh shit. -Oh my God. 1067 01:07:39,771 --> 01:07:41,437 -Sit. -It is me. 1068 01:07:41,521 --> 01:07:43,187 Don't touch. 1069 01:07:43,271 --> 01:07:44,729 Don't worry. Don't worry, it's nothing. 1070 01:07:44,812 --> 01:07:46,771 Looks like a few glass shards are stuck in here. 1071 01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:50,437 -My heart's sinking. I think I'm fainting. -I need to clean it. You're fine. 1072 01:07:50,521 --> 01:07:52,646 I need to remove these shards or it could result in gangrene. 1073 01:07:52,729 --> 01:07:54,354 Worst case, the leg might have to be amputated. 1074 01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:55,771 What?! You want to chop off my foot? 1075 01:07:55,854 --> 01:07:57,354 I'm a doctor, I can handle this. 1076 01:07:57,437 --> 01:07:59,562 Veer, please, you are an animal doctor. 1077 01:07:59,646 --> 01:08:01,104 A doggie doctor. Please. 1078 01:08:01,187 --> 01:08:02,479 Now let me do this, please. 1079 01:08:02,562 --> 01:08:03,896 Veer, please. No, don't touch. 1080 01:08:03,979 --> 01:08:05,812 Does anyone have a pair of scissors? Forceps? 1081 01:08:05,896 --> 01:08:07,854 -Forceps? Scissors? -A nail cutter or tweezers? 1082 01:08:07,937 --> 01:08:09,729 -Excuse me, will these do? -You'll amputate? 1083 01:08:09,812 --> 01:08:11,604 Thank you, ma'am. I'll give them back. 1084 01:08:11,687 --> 01:08:13,021 -I need a disinfectant. -Don't touch! 1085 01:08:13,104 --> 01:08:15,062 -Does anybody have any antiseptic? -Don't touch. 1086 01:08:15,146 --> 01:08:16,229 Disinfectant? 1087 01:08:19,271 --> 01:08:20,479 Will this work? 1088 01:08:20,562 --> 01:08:22,812 Vodka? Yes, it works for me. 1089 01:08:23,312 --> 01:08:24,604 -Thank you. -No problem. 1090 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:27,437 -It's for drinking. What are you saying? -This is going to sting a little. 1091 01:08:27,521 --> 01:08:29,479 -So just be brave. -No stings, no brave. 1092 01:08:29,562 --> 01:08:31,312 -No. -Touch me and I'll whack you. 1093 01:08:31,396 --> 01:08:32,354 Sing a song. 1094 01:08:32,437 --> 01:08:33,812 Any song that you like. 1095 01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:38,937 Not you guys. 1096 01:08:39,021 --> 01:08:41,021 -Koyal, sing a song. -Sing a song? 1097 01:08:41,104 --> 01:08:42,354 Any song you can think of. 1098 01:08:42,437 --> 01:08:44,396 -School? -School songs work as well. 1099 01:08:51,229 --> 01:08:52,312 Very nice. 1100 01:08:54,062 --> 01:08:54,979 Very nice. 1101 01:08:58,771 --> 01:09:00,437 Oh my God! 1102 01:09:04,146 --> 01:09:05,729 You know I was thinking, 1103 01:09:06,354 --> 01:09:08,021 if I had kicked the bucket today, 1104 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:11,896 I wouldn't have been able to chow down on any Lotus Biscoff Cheesecake again. 1105 01:09:11,979 --> 01:09:16,229 -Cheesecake? -1BHK's Lotus Biscoff Cheesecake. 1106 01:09:16,312 --> 01:09:19,604 That stuff is heaven. 1107 01:09:19,687 --> 01:09:20,896 Heaven! 1108 01:09:23,562 --> 01:09:25,896 Sorry, but with all the crazy stunts you pull, 1109 01:09:25,979 --> 01:09:28,687 who would've thought you'd be scared of blood? 1110 01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,437 It's because you said things like "gangrene". 1111 01:09:31,521 --> 01:09:32,604 Normally, I'm fearless. 1112 01:09:32,687 --> 01:09:35,854 You're the one with issues, dude. Claustrophobia. Acrophobia. 1113 01:09:35,937 --> 01:09:37,187 Hydrophobia. 1114 01:09:37,271 --> 01:09:38,979 Hydrophobia? Who told you about that? 1115 01:09:39,062 --> 01:09:40,812 I've got hydrophobia too, but it's mild. 1116 01:09:40,896 --> 01:09:41,937 I knew it! 1117 01:09:42,021 --> 01:09:43,604 -You think this is funny? -I knew-- 1118 01:09:45,104 --> 01:09:46,604 You know, because of these phobias, 1119 01:09:46,687 --> 01:09:49,687 I've wasted half of my life not living it up to the fullest. 1120 01:09:49,771 --> 01:09:51,396 I couldn't experience new things 1121 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,312 or go on adventures or do anything. 1122 01:09:55,146 --> 01:09:57,687 Well then, the good news is, you've still got half your life left. 1123 01:09:58,271 --> 01:10:01,604 The more you face your fears, the less you'll be scared of them. 1124 01:10:02,187 --> 01:10:03,562 I know this. 1125 01:10:03,646 --> 01:10:05,187 It's called exposure therapy. 1126 01:10:05,896 --> 01:10:07,646 -You know this? -Yeah. 1127 01:10:07,729 --> 01:10:08,687 Then do it. 1128 01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,729 So, how can I help you, Ms Chadda? 1129 01:10:13,812 --> 01:10:15,812 Look, I don't have time to explain everything, Sunny. 1130 01:10:15,896 --> 01:10:17,479 You remember my bachelorette party? 1131 01:10:29,729 --> 01:10:32,604 You remember any goodie bags I gave out to my girls? 1132 01:10:33,687 --> 01:10:35,937 Yes, ma'am. You gave me one too. 1133 01:10:36,021 --> 01:10:36,979 That's got to be the one. 1134 01:10:37,062 --> 01:10:38,437 -We need that bag back. -Yeah. 1135 01:10:38,521 --> 01:10:39,479 It's urgent, please. 1136 01:10:39,562 --> 01:10:42,396 But ma'am, we have a no-return policy on tips. 1137 01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:44,187 You can keep the bag, Sunny. 1138 01:10:44,271 --> 01:10:47,021 There's something super important that fell in there and we need it back. 1139 01:10:47,104 --> 01:10:49,021 Please. Our lives are in danger, Sunny. 1140 01:10:49,104 --> 01:10:51,479 Some goons are after us and they're shooting at us. 1141 01:10:51,562 --> 01:10:52,896 Look at this. I am not kidding. 1142 01:10:52,979 --> 01:10:54,687 -It's on the other leg. -Oh, sorry. 1143 01:10:55,812 --> 01:10:57,146 I'm not kidding, man. Believe me. 1144 01:10:57,229 --> 01:10:59,021 Look at how much blood I have lost. 1145 01:10:59,104 --> 01:11:01,104 -Please help us, man. -Please. 1146 01:11:01,187 --> 01:11:02,604 But that bag is at my place. 1147 01:11:02,687 --> 01:11:03,771 How far is it? 1148 01:11:03,854 --> 01:11:05,646 -You think you can take us there? -Yeah, please. 1149 01:11:05,729 --> 01:11:07,229 It's only a couple of minutes away. 1150 01:11:07,312 --> 01:11:09,604 -Come on out already, Sunny! -Sunny! 1151 01:11:09,687 --> 01:11:10,896 I'm the only performer tonight. 1152 01:11:10,979 --> 01:11:13,021 It's New Year's Eve and we're already running late. 1153 01:11:13,104 --> 01:11:15,187 The other male performer didn't show up. 1154 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,187 It'll take like, what, 15 minutes to go get the bag? 1155 01:11:17,271 --> 01:11:19,104 I'll keep the crowd entertained till you're back. 1156 01:11:19,187 --> 01:11:21,729 I've been a host at college parties before. 1157 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:24,062 Yeah, I'll do this. 1158 01:11:24,146 --> 01:11:24,979 Please. 1159 01:11:25,062 --> 01:11:26,562 Look, Sunny, 1160 01:11:26,646 --> 01:11:28,562 I'm your most loyal customer. 1161 01:11:28,646 --> 01:11:30,854 You got the contract for all my friends' bachelorette parties. 1162 01:11:30,937 --> 01:11:33,229 I got like three single friends left. The choice is yours. 1163 01:11:33,312 --> 01:11:34,896 Come on, start the show! 1164 01:11:34,979 --> 01:11:36,646 You sure you can handle all this, sir? 1165 01:11:36,729 --> 01:11:37,687 I am sure. 1166 01:11:45,521 --> 01:11:47,187 The groom has arrived! 1167 01:11:47,271 --> 01:11:49,312 Hey, handsome, you took quite some time! 1168 01:11:49,396 --> 01:11:52,354 Oh, my naïve lover, where were you hiding? 1169 01:11:53,104 --> 01:11:54,479 Good evening, ladies. 1170 01:11:54,562 --> 01:11:56,021 Good evening. 1171 01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:57,687 -Happy New Year. -Happy New Year! 1172 01:11:57,771 --> 01:12:01,312 Or should I say "Happy Ending" to last year? 1173 01:12:07,229 --> 01:12:10,437 So, the show will start in ten minutes tops. 1174 01:12:10,521 --> 01:12:12,521 Start the goddamn show! 1175 01:12:12,604 --> 01:12:13,562 Yes! 1176 01:12:15,146 --> 01:12:19,896 There was a girl named Joy, crying, 1177 01:12:19,979 --> 01:12:22,229 big tears rolling down her face. 1178 01:12:22,312 --> 01:12:23,437 Big fat tears. 1179 01:12:24,104 --> 01:12:25,729 But no one could calm her down. 1180 01:12:26,562 --> 01:12:28,396 Why? Anyone? 1181 01:12:29,104 --> 01:12:30,354 Any answer, guys? 1182 01:12:32,229 --> 01:12:34,687 Because everyone thought they were tears of Joy. 1183 01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:38,729 Yo, stop yapping and start stripping. 1184 01:12:38,812 --> 01:12:41,187 At least take the goddamn jacket off. 1185 01:12:42,229 --> 01:12:44,354 It's my niece's bachelorette party. 1186 01:12:44,437 --> 01:12:47,437 I'll shut this club down. Let me call my husband. 1187 01:12:47,521 --> 01:12:50,062 No, ma'am. Don't worry. 1188 01:12:51,396 --> 01:12:53,687 -What are you doing? -I don't think they're getting my jokes. 1189 01:12:53,771 --> 01:12:55,146 Do you have some good ones? 1190 01:12:56,146 --> 01:12:57,521 You said you could handle the crowd. 1191 01:12:57,604 --> 01:12:59,021 -So do it. -I'm trying. 1192 01:12:59,104 --> 01:13:01,104 -This club is a rip-off! -It was a mistake coming here! 1193 01:13:01,187 --> 01:13:02,854 Quit yapping and dance for them. 1194 01:13:02,937 --> 01:13:05,479 You want me to dance? They'll rip my clothes off. 1195 01:13:05,562 --> 01:13:09,104 Just unbutton a couple of buttons and give them a peek. 1196 01:13:09,187 --> 01:13:10,729 -He'll be back by then. -No. 1197 01:13:10,812 --> 01:13:13,062 They're making a ruckus. Please, you have to do something. 1198 01:13:13,146 --> 01:13:14,271 Drinks cancelled! 1199 01:13:14,354 --> 01:13:15,687 Start the show already! 1200 01:13:15,771 --> 01:13:19,021 Listen, this is your exposure therapy. 1201 01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:20,646 Don't be scared, just go for it. 1202 01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:21,979 Where's Sunny at? Send him out! 1203 01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:23,146 When will he start the show? 1204 01:13:23,229 --> 01:13:25,396 -Hey, he's back. -He's back. 1205 01:15:23,396 --> 01:15:29,479 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 1206 01:16:23,229 --> 01:16:26,896 -Will you marry me? -Come to me! 1207 01:16:30,979 --> 01:16:33,896 -No, it's not in this one either. -I didn't take anything from it, ma'am. 1208 01:16:33,979 --> 01:16:35,562 No, it's not about you. 1209 01:16:35,646 --> 01:16:38,396 Sunny, bro, one of those ladies got my clothes. 1210 01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:41,354 -If you could please… -I already called for them, sir. 1211 01:16:41,437 --> 01:16:42,562 So, what's the plan now? 1212 01:16:42,646 --> 01:16:44,187 There were five bags, right? 1213 01:16:44,271 --> 01:16:45,354 Where are the other two? 1214 01:16:46,146 --> 01:16:49,271 Ma'am, you gave one to me and two to your best friend. 1215 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:51,396 And when you were leaving, you told me… 1216 01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:55,312 "Sunny, these bags are only for special people, okay?" 1217 01:16:55,396 --> 01:16:57,229 -Yes, ma'am. -There was a girl with you, ma'am. 1218 01:16:57,312 --> 01:16:58,896 She was wearing glasses. 1219 01:16:58,979 --> 01:17:00,646 Plain Jane? Simple girl? 1220 01:17:01,396 --> 01:17:03,729 She also kept her eyes covered during my entire act. 1221 01:17:03,812 --> 01:17:04,646 Suhana. 1222 01:17:04,729 --> 01:17:06,896 Hey, sis. Watch yourself. 1223 01:17:06,979 --> 01:17:08,146 You're pretty drunk. 1224 01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:09,729 Suhana will know it all. 1225 01:17:09,812 --> 01:17:10,937 Okay, thank you. 1226 01:17:11,979 --> 01:17:13,229 You were good, you know. 1227 01:17:29,604 --> 01:17:31,187 Where did you get this bike from? 1228 01:17:31,271 --> 01:17:32,479 Sunny hooked me up with it. 1229 01:17:33,396 --> 01:17:35,729 Where's my helmet? I can't ride pillion without it. 1230 01:17:36,354 --> 01:17:39,437 Fine, you go find a helmet, I'll go find that damn pen drive. 1231 01:17:39,979 --> 01:17:42,271 Don't say that. You know, rules are rules. 1232 01:17:42,354 --> 01:17:44,479 But got to give it to you, dude. 1233 01:17:44,562 --> 01:17:48,396 Acting all naïve while harbouring a devil inside. 1234 01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:49,979 You've got a banging body, man. 1235 01:17:50,062 --> 01:17:52,229 Thank you, but tone down the crudeness, please. 1236 01:17:52,812 --> 01:17:55,437 I've heard you curse like a sailor for the past three hours. 1237 01:17:55,521 --> 01:17:58,354 If we were on TV, it would just be constant bleeps. 1238 01:17:59,937 --> 01:18:01,021 All right, 1239 01:18:02,062 --> 01:18:04,354 I'll just stop breathing then. 1240 01:18:04,437 --> 01:18:06,979 After we get divorced, you can nag me every week 1241 01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:09,354 to make sure I'm following "the list", okay? 1242 01:18:09,437 --> 01:18:10,396 I'll be happy to do that. 1243 01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:12,729 In fact, we should be friends after divorce. 1244 01:18:13,229 --> 01:18:15,479 Sorry for disturbing you at this hour. 1245 01:18:15,562 --> 01:18:19,479 It's okay, I was up studying for next week's exams. 1246 01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:21,229 What brings you two here? 1247 01:18:21,312 --> 01:18:23,521 -All okay, I hope. -Yeah, all okay. 1248 01:18:23,604 --> 01:18:25,354 Hi, I'm Veer. 1249 01:18:25,437 --> 01:18:27,521 I know, I attended your wedding. 1250 01:18:27,604 --> 01:18:29,062 -Is it? -Yeah. 1251 01:18:29,146 --> 01:18:30,187 I didn't see you. 1252 01:18:30,271 --> 01:18:31,521 Because she's invisible. 1253 01:18:32,354 --> 01:18:35,396 Yeah, I'm a little anti-social. I'm not one for noisy places or large crowds. 1254 01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:37,354 -Same here. -Okay. 1255 01:18:38,354 --> 01:18:40,229 You remember my bachelorette party? 1256 01:18:40,312 --> 01:18:43,354 Oh yes, but you don't need to apologize for that. 1257 01:18:43,437 --> 01:18:46,354 Did she happen to give you any bags that night? 1258 01:18:46,437 --> 01:18:48,479 Yes, a goodie bag. 1259 01:18:48,562 --> 01:18:49,604 -Yes. -Yes. 1260 01:18:49,687 --> 01:18:52,687 You're too good to be true. 1261 01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:53,687 Come on, give me a kiss. 1262 01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:56,271 -Just one kiss. Pretty please. -Come on, sis, what are you doing? 1263 01:18:56,354 --> 01:19:01,604 This is for you and this one is… for me. 1264 01:19:04,187 --> 01:19:07,062 -So the last bag is at my place, right? -Right? 1265 01:19:07,896 --> 01:19:09,146 Yes, maybe. 1266 01:19:09,229 --> 01:19:10,854 -Get the bag. -Please. 1267 01:19:10,937 --> 01:19:12,771 -Sure, I'll get it right away. -Thanks. 1268 01:19:17,437 --> 01:19:19,562 -Hello? Yes, Mr Sanjay? -Did you find it? 1269 01:19:19,646 --> 01:19:21,396 No. We're still on the hunt for that pen drive. 1270 01:19:21,979 --> 01:19:23,062 You think this is a joke? 1271 01:19:24,229 --> 01:19:25,687 You're taking this too lightly. 1272 01:19:25,771 --> 01:19:27,896 Aren't you worried about your parents? 1273 01:19:27,979 --> 01:19:31,146 How could you even say that? Do you have any clue what we've gone through? 1274 01:19:31,771 --> 01:19:32,937 Where are you right now? 1275 01:19:33,021 --> 01:19:34,271 At Suhana's place. 1276 01:19:34,354 --> 01:19:35,646 I mean… 1277 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:36,687 What's the address? 1278 01:19:36,771 --> 01:19:37,729 Bungalow No. 14-- 1279 01:19:37,812 --> 01:19:39,271 Bungalow No. 14, Model Town, Powai. 1280 01:19:39,354 --> 01:19:40,312 Thank you. 1281 01:19:40,396 --> 01:19:42,729 Bungalow No. 14, Model Town, Powai. 1282 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:44,104 We found one bag here. 1283 01:19:44,187 --> 01:19:47,521 The other bag's over at Koyal's place. We'll check this first, then head there. 1284 01:19:47,604 --> 01:19:49,437 Hello, sir? Mr Sanjay? 1285 01:19:49,521 --> 01:19:51,104 Hello? Hello? 1286 01:19:55,646 --> 01:19:56,812 Are you a medical student? 1287 01:19:57,771 --> 01:19:58,604 Yes. 1288 01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:00,979 Nice. Even I'm a doctor. 1289 01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:02,062 Oh, really? 1290 01:20:02,146 --> 01:20:03,354 A doggie doctor. 1291 01:20:04,146 --> 01:20:06,229 That's way harder, sis. 1292 01:20:06,312 --> 01:20:08,146 With people, they can tell you where it hurts. 1293 01:20:08,229 --> 01:20:11,521 But with animals, you need to feel their pain. 1294 01:20:11,604 --> 01:20:13,187 I know. Right. 1295 01:20:13,896 --> 01:20:15,562 At least someone gets me. 1296 01:20:15,646 --> 01:20:17,229 Thanks, Suhana. 1297 01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:19,104 -Which university? -Manipal. 1298 01:20:19,979 --> 01:20:21,062 -Is it? -Yeah. 1299 01:20:21,146 --> 01:20:22,312 -Me too. -Really? 1300 01:20:22,396 --> 01:20:23,937 -Yeah. -Wow! 1301 01:20:25,062 --> 01:20:27,854 So, is the Aashirwad Cinema still up and running? 1302 01:20:27,937 --> 01:20:30,812 Yeah, thankfully. It's the only good theatre there. 1303 01:20:30,896 --> 01:20:31,979 I know. 1304 01:20:32,062 --> 01:20:34,229 I miss Dollops' cottage cheese Manchurian. 1305 01:20:34,312 --> 01:20:35,937 Come on, Dollops' momos? 1306 01:20:36,021 --> 01:20:36,937 Chili ramen. 1307 01:20:37,021 --> 01:20:38,021 Oreo cheese balls. 1308 01:20:38,104 --> 01:20:39,437 Delicious. 1309 01:20:39,521 --> 01:20:40,771 Ice cream fritters. 1310 01:20:40,854 --> 01:20:42,062 Chocolate cheese Naan bread. 1311 01:20:42,896 --> 01:20:43,937 Yum. 1312 01:20:44,021 --> 01:20:45,896 I so miss these things. 1313 01:20:45,979 --> 01:20:47,021 Wow! 1314 01:20:47,937 --> 01:20:51,062 This sounds like a sex chat between flour and split milk. 1315 01:20:52,062 --> 01:20:54,979 You'll know what I mean when I take you there. 1316 01:20:56,646 --> 01:20:59,521 The pen drive's not even in this bag. This is so effed up. 1317 01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:01,104 -Koyal, language. -Language, sis. 1318 01:21:05,812 --> 01:21:06,687 Shall we? 1319 01:21:07,312 --> 01:21:08,687 -Yeah, let's go. -Thank you. 1320 01:21:08,771 --> 01:21:09,979 Welcome, sis. 1321 01:21:11,437 --> 01:21:12,562 -Bye. -Nice meeting you. 1322 01:21:12,646 --> 01:21:13,896 Helmet. 1323 01:21:14,562 --> 01:21:15,604 Bye. 1324 01:21:19,062 --> 01:21:22,021 No. Don't sit here. Go sit on Suhana's lap. 1325 01:21:22,104 --> 01:21:23,479 I'll search for the pen drive myself. 1326 01:21:23,562 --> 01:21:24,396 Why? 1327 01:21:25,646 --> 01:21:28,229 I saw how you were all smiles. 1328 01:21:28,312 --> 01:21:29,479 That's actually a thing? 1329 01:21:29,562 --> 01:21:31,312 Not a "thing", it's a connection. 1330 01:21:31,396 --> 01:21:32,479 What? 1331 01:21:34,312 --> 01:21:37,312 You were having a good time, right? You had a sparkle in your eyes. 1332 01:21:37,396 --> 01:21:38,271 So cute. 1333 01:21:38,354 --> 01:21:40,729 When you find a like-minded buddy in a new city-- 1334 01:21:40,812 --> 01:21:43,062 A buddy? Okay. 1335 01:21:43,146 --> 01:21:46,521 Then, take your buddy and go to 1BHK for cheesecake tomorrow, okay? 1336 01:21:46,604 --> 01:21:47,937 Take her on a date, dude. 1337 01:21:48,021 --> 01:21:48,979 Really? 1338 01:21:49,062 --> 01:21:49,979 Suhana's single? 1339 01:21:50,062 --> 01:21:52,896 She's single, beautiful, and cultured. 1340 01:21:52,979 --> 01:21:54,312 She doesn't have any bad habits. 1341 01:21:54,396 --> 01:21:55,896 She doesn't drink. 1342 01:21:55,979 --> 01:21:57,562 I don't think she even lies. 1343 01:21:57,646 --> 01:21:58,729 She's perfect for you. 1344 01:21:58,812 --> 01:22:00,521 -Should I set you up? -Not right now. 1345 01:22:00,604 --> 01:22:02,687 Let's find the pen drive first. You can talk to her later. 1346 01:22:02,771 --> 01:22:05,062 It won't look good if I start looking for my next wife 1347 01:22:05,146 --> 01:22:07,937 while the ink on our marriage certificate is still wet. 1348 01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:11,979 Get this straight, dude. 1349 01:22:12,854 --> 01:22:15,479 Forget looking at other girls from now on. 1350 01:22:15,562 --> 01:22:18,937 If you even look at a girl's picture's thumbnail on social media, 1351 01:22:20,104 --> 01:22:21,729 I'll eff you up. 1352 01:22:34,396 --> 01:22:35,396 Go grab the helmet. 1353 01:22:35,479 --> 01:22:36,521 What? 1354 01:22:37,646 --> 01:22:38,521 Helmet. 1355 01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:47,354 Go, get her. 1356 01:22:47,437 --> 01:22:48,812 -Let go of me! -Grab her. 1357 01:22:48,896 --> 01:22:51,187 Let her go! 1358 01:22:51,271 --> 01:22:52,937 -Let me go! -Let her go! 1359 01:22:53,021 --> 01:22:55,437 -Stop! -Veer! Get your hands off me. 1360 01:22:56,146 --> 01:22:57,896 -Scram, wise guy. -Veer! 1361 01:22:57,979 --> 01:22:58,937 Stop! 1362 01:22:59,021 --> 01:23:04,146 Be there with the pen drive at Tadpatri Compound, Vitthalwadi. 1363 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,479 Be on time or she's toast. 1364 01:23:06,562 --> 01:23:07,896 Veer! 1365 01:23:20,854 --> 01:23:21,854 You found Charlie yet? 1366 01:23:32,854 --> 01:23:36,021 What? Easy, man. 1367 01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:39,271 First, you kidnapped my parents. 1368 01:23:39,354 --> 01:23:41,021 And now, you've taken my wife. 1369 01:23:42,396 --> 01:23:44,396 You can only push a man so far. 1370 01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:46,604 What? Are you nuts or something? 1371 01:23:46,687 --> 01:23:50,562 Call your guys and tell them to bring my wife back now. 1372 01:23:51,187 --> 01:23:52,896 I just started liking her, man. 1373 01:23:54,146 --> 01:23:56,229 Call your guys right now! 1374 01:23:56,312 --> 01:23:57,729 What guys? 1375 01:23:57,812 --> 01:23:59,229 Which guys? 1376 01:23:59,312 --> 01:24:00,854 It's just the two of us working this case. 1377 01:24:00,937 --> 01:24:05,729 Fine! Nothing's going to stop me from giving the pen drive to the CID now. 1378 01:24:05,812 --> 01:24:06,771 Not even your father. 1379 01:24:07,437 --> 01:24:08,604 What on earth! 1380 01:24:09,687 --> 01:24:11,146 We are the freaking CID. 1381 01:24:11,229 --> 01:24:12,437 Really? 1382 01:24:12,521 --> 01:24:14,729 If you're the CID, then I'm the Prime Minister of India. 1383 01:24:14,812 --> 01:24:16,812 You crooked cops from Shanti Nagar Police Station 1384 01:24:16,896 --> 01:24:18,354 stole a hundred million, 1385 01:24:18,437 --> 01:24:20,604 hurt the driver, kidnapped our parents-- 1386 01:24:20,687 --> 01:24:21,854 Stop! 1387 01:24:21,937 --> 01:24:22,896 Bhide. 1388 01:24:24,187 --> 01:24:25,146 Stop! 1389 01:24:29,437 --> 01:24:31,104 Inspector Sachin Bhide. 1390 01:24:31,187 --> 01:24:34,437 Inspector Harshwardhan Sathe. Mumbai CID. 1391 01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:39,771 CID guys don't look like this. 1392 01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:42,479 Then what do they look like? 1393 01:24:42,562 --> 01:24:46,854 They dress up in shirts, ties, and coats. What is all this? 1394 01:24:46,937 --> 01:24:48,854 -You're a doctor, right? -Yeah, so? 1395 01:24:48,937 --> 01:24:51,812 Do you always wear a stethoscope and a lab coat? 1396 01:24:53,229 --> 01:24:54,562 But Sanjay Ribeiro said-- 1397 01:24:54,646 --> 01:24:56,479 That darn Sanjay Ribeiro. 1398 01:24:57,812 --> 01:24:59,896 Listen carefully, bro. 1399 01:25:00,521 --> 01:25:03,687 Sanjay Ribeiro is in charge of the Shanti Nagar Police Station. 1400 01:25:04,312 --> 01:25:06,562 He planned the robbery. 1401 01:25:06,646 --> 01:25:10,104 We are the real CID and we're after Sanjay Ribeiro. 1402 01:25:11,021 --> 01:25:11,979 Got it? 1403 01:25:18,187 --> 01:25:19,646 This Inspector Sanjay Ribeiro… 1404 01:25:20,687 --> 01:25:27,062 Every member of his unit, everyone in his whole police station, is corrupt. 1405 01:25:30,562 --> 01:25:33,271 We've tried to catch him in two cases before, 1406 01:25:33,854 --> 01:25:35,812 but we didn't have enough evidence. 1407 01:25:38,937 --> 01:25:40,854 So this time, we put a spy in there. 1408 01:25:42,854 --> 01:25:45,271 Sir, Sanjay Ribeiro was behind the robbery. 1409 01:25:45,354 --> 01:25:47,521 There's some dude named Khushwant Kapoor, owner of Kapoor Electronics. 1410 01:25:47,604 --> 01:25:51,021 But Sanjay Ribeiro got lucky again. 1411 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:53,812 He managed to get to Khushwant Kapoor before us too. 1412 01:25:53,896 --> 01:25:56,562 They tortured him and made him spill everything, 1413 01:25:56,646 --> 01:25:58,854 then went to his store. 1414 01:25:59,479 --> 01:26:03,146 They destroyed the incriminating evidence on his hard drive. 1415 01:26:05,021 --> 01:26:06,937 However, that didn't resolve their issue entirely, 1416 01:26:07,021 --> 01:26:09,021 as the evidence was still present in one location. 1417 01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:11,937 The Charlie pen drive. 1418 01:26:13,354 --> 01:26:15,479 But how did you know I had the pen drive? 1419 01:26:18,021 --> 01:26:19,979 Are you nuts? Why did you call on this line, man? 1420 01:26:26,104 --> 01:26:28,854 Don't call again or we're screwed. 1421 01:26:28,937 --> 01:26:29,896 Khushwant Kapoor. 1422 01:26:29,979 --> 01:26:32,146 He owns a store called Kapoor Electronics. 1423 01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:38,021 He has evidence against us… 1424 01:26:38,104 --> 01:26:40,062 Veer Poddar. 1425 01:26:40,146 --> 01:26:43,396 What the hell? The line is all messed up. 1426 01:26:44,187 --> 01:26:47,437 Poddar is going to Hotel Grand Marina for his wedding night. 1427 01:26:48,021 --> 01:26:50,271 -Hotel Grand Marina… -There was disturbance on the line. 1428 01:26:50,354 --> 01:26:54,062 But we had to investigate based on what we could hear. 1429 01:26:55,729 --> 01:26:58,062 So you're making us run around town 1430 01:26:58,771 --> 01:27:00,896 because of some static on the phone line? 1431 01:27:01,604 --> 01:27:04,021 Why didn't you tell us you were CID in the hotel room back then? 1432 01:27:04,104 --> 01:27:06,437 I told you, we heard your name during the phone tap, 1433 01:27:06,521 --> 01:27:08,771 so we figured you were in on it. 1434 01:27:09,646 --> 01:27:11,312 How were we to know whether you were connected 1435 01:27:11,396 --> 01:27:13,437 to Sanjay Ribeiro or Khushwant Kapoor? 1436 01:27:16,729 --> 01:27:20,562 So those goons chasing us, they are Sanjay Ribeiro's crew? 1437 01:27:21,479 --> 01:27:23,729 They want the Charlie pen drive too. 1438 01:27:26,437 --> 01:27:27,979 You guys don't deserve to be CID. 1439 01:27:28,062 --> 01:27:29,771 Those cops are five steps ahead of you. 1440 01:27:29,854 --> 01:27:32,062 They've effed you up so bad that soon you'll RIP. 1441 01:27:39,146 --> 01:27:42,229 That pen drive has to be in the bag at Koyal's place. 1442 01:27:42,312 --> 01:27:43,937 -Which bag? -There's a bag which… 1443 01:27:44,021 --> 01:27:45,312 Just come with me, man. 1444 01:28:04,229 --> 01:28:05,354 Who is this guy? 1445 01:28:05,437 --> 01:28:07,854 Let him go. He works here. 1446 01:28:07,937 --> 01:28:09,104 Okay, let's untie him. 1447 01:28:16,229 --> 01:28:18,354 Veer, two men came by. 1448 01:28:19,229 --> 01:28:20,729 They wrecked Koyal's room, 1449 01:28:21,812 --> 01:28:23,229 her parents' room, 1450 01:28:23,312 --> 01:28:25,104 and the whole bloody house, in fact. 1451 01:28:25,187 --> 01:28:28,771 They were talking about some Charlie. 1452 01:28:29,354 --> 01:28:31,354 They were looking for the goodie bag. 1453 01:28:31,437 --> 01:28:33,437 -Did they find it? -Yeah, there it is. 1454 01:28:35,729 --> 01:28:38,687 But they didn't get what they were looking for, 1455 01:28:40,729 --> 01:28:42,396 so they beat me up, 1456 01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:45,521 and they've left you a message. 1457 01:28:46,187 --> 01:28:48,646 Huh? "Eight o'clock, Tadpatri Compound"? 1458 01:28:49,312 --> 01:28:50,562 -Eight o'clock. -Damn it. 1459 01:28:51,062 --> 01:28:52,312 We've only got an hour left. 1460 01:28:52,396 --> 01:28:53,562 What's the plan now? 1461 01:28:54,437 --> 01:28:55,812 Bhide, first things first. 1462 01:28:55,896 --> 01:28:59,187 Send a backup team to the farmhouse and secure his family. 1463 01:29:00,146 --> 01:29:04,146 And you, bro, have to figure out where Charlie is. 1464 01:29:04,229 --> 01:29:05,896 If my uncle put it in one of these goodie bags, 1465 01:29:05,979 --> 01:29:07,396 it has to be in one of them. 1466 01:29:07,479 --> 01:29:08,771 But it's not even in this one. 1467 01:29:10,437 --> 01:29:11,354 What? 1468 01:29:13,271 --> 01:29:15,687 Sanjay Ribeiro's going to slip away yet again. 1469 01:29:25,354 --> 01:29:28,354 -Tushie, stop. Stop. No. -That's okay. That's okay. Let it be. 1470 01:29:29,146 --> 01:29:31,187 I think he likes lilies. 1471 01:29:37,562 --> 01:29:40,437 It's the first night of my marriage, and you want me to ask my husband 1472 01:29:40,521 --> 01:29:42,521 what should I do if my doggie hasn't pooped in two days? 1473 01:29:43,229 --> 01:29:44,354 Hang up now. 1474 01:29:46,812 --> 01:29:47,687 I've found Charlie. 1475 01:29:48,854 --> 01:29:51,229 -What? -I know where Charlie is. 1476 01:29:51,312 --> 01:29:54,646 I brought a bouquet with those goodie bags. 1477 01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:55,812 So? 1478 01:29:55,896 --> 01:29:57,729 Tushie ate the bouquet. 1479 01:29:59,271 --> 01:30:01,604 -So? -Pen drive was in it. 1480 01:30:05,187 --> 01:30:07,896 That's why the dog hasn't pooped in two days. 1481 01:30:10,312 --> 01:30:11,646 The dog hasn't pooped in two days? 1482 01:30:11,729 --> 01:30:14,854 The dog hasn't pooped in two days. 1483 01:30:16,187 --> 01:30:17,979 The dog hasn't pooped in two days? 1484 01:30:18,062 --> 01:30:20,521 This dog hasn't pooped in two days. 1485 01:30:20,604 --> 01:30:22,729 The dog hasn't pooped in two days? 1486 01:30:22,812 --> 01:30:24,646 The dog hasn't pooped in two days. 1487 01:30:24,729 --> 01:30:27,271 -The dog hasn't pooped in two days. -The dog hasn't pooped in two days. 1488 01:30:27,354 --> 01:30:29,771 Veer… what about Koyal? 1489 01:30:29,854 --> 01:30:32,521 -Yeah, right. -Right. 1490 01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:45,229 -All right, last round. -No, son. 1491 01:30:45,312 --> 01:30:47,229 -No, not happening. -No way. 1492 01:30:47,312 --> 01:30:49,354 Everyone's already gone, son. 1493 01:30:49,437 --> 01:30:50,354 You must be tired too. 1494 01:30:50,437 --> 01:30:52,271 -Just go home and sleep. -Yeah. 1495 01:30:52,354 --> 01:30:53,854 Auntie, one more for Veer's sake, please. 1496 01:30:53,937 --> 01:30:55,687 When Veer and Koyal show up, we'll start again. 1497 01:30:55,771 --> 01:30:56,604 The sun's out. 1498 01:30:56,687 --> 01:30:57,771 -We're done. -I'm so sleepy. 1499 01:30:57,854 --> 01:30:59,521 -Let's go, Dad. -I said one last round! 1500 01:30:59,604 --> 01:31:00,729 But… 1501 01:31:01,646 --> 01:31:02,771 If I say one last round, 1502 01:31:03,437 --> 01:31:04,604 we play one last round. 1503 01:31:05,354 --> 01:31:07,354 -Have a seat, Auntie. -Dad. 1504 01:31:07,437 --> 01:31:08,854 Don't cry, Peehu. 1505 01:31:10,271 --> 01:31:14,021 Just go along with what's being said to you quietly, okay? 1506 01:31:14,104 --> 01:31:15,354 I haven't slept a wink last night. 1507 01:31:15,437 --> 01:31:17,937 You're nagging is getting on my nerves. 1508 01:31:18,021 --> 01:31:19,562 Pradeep Tawde, Mumbai CID. 1509 01:31:20,146 --> 01:31:21,271 Let's go. 1510 01:31:21,354 --> 01:31:22,771 You're coming with us. 1511 01:31:30,854 --> 01:31:32,187 You were right. 1512 01:31:32,271 --> 01:31:34,021 Charlie is inside the dog. Look. 1513 01:31:34,104 --> 01:31:36,104 I'm a doctor, I know my stuff. 1514 01:31:36,187 --> 01:31:38,562 I've given him three laxatives. It'll come out any moment now. 1515 01:31:39,354 --> 01:31:41,812 Sir, the farmhouse is clear. 1516 01:31:42,396 --> 01:31:43,521 The farmhouse is clear. 1517 01:31:43,604 --> 01:31:45,979 We know our job. We know how to handle them. 1518 01:31:46,062 --> 01:31:47,687 -Let us handle-- -No! 1519 01:31:47,771 --> 01:31:48,812 No Rambo operation. 1520 01:31:48,896 --> 01:31:50,604 My wife is there, so I'm going in. 1521 01:31:50,687 --> 01:31:53,812 -Please reconsider. We are ready. -I told you, I won't take any risks. 1522 01:31:53,896 --> 01:31:55,062 We stick to the plan. 1523 01:31:55,146 --> 01:31:56,187 I'll go in first. 1524 01:31:56,271 --> 01:31:57,604 Pass me the camera. 1525 01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:03,062 It's a camera pen, okay? 1526 01:32:03,146 --> 01:32:05,312 It's got a mic and a video camera. 1527 01:32:05,396 --> 01:32:07,729 We'll be able to see what's going on in there. 1528 01:32:07,812 --> 01:32:09,521 The situation and the number of people. 1529 01:32:09,604 --> 01:32:10,979 Yeah, I'll keep you guys updated. 1530 01:32:11,062 --> 01:32:12,604 If you want, I'll get you extra evidence too. 1531 01:32:12,687 --> 01:32:17,646 Cool. If you feel like you're in danger, say a code word. 1532 01:32:18,271 --> 01:32:20,271 -What's the code word? -Anything you want. 1533 01:32:20,354 --> 01:32:22,521 "Come to Daddy." 1534 01:32:22,604 --> 01:32:24,896 Yeah, say that. It's our lucky charm. 1535 01:32:24,979 --> 01:32:26,687 We'll get in there as soon as you say that. 1536 01:32:26,771 --> 01:32:27,771 Okay? 1537 01:32:27,854 --> 01:32:29,854 Come on, let's get moving now. Anything else? 1538 01:32:31,604 --> 01:32:33,271 Can I borrow a pair of size ten shoes? 1539 01:32:37,437 --> 01:32:38,312 Take them off. 1540 01:32:41,229 --> 01:32:42,437 Come, Tushie. Come. 1541 01:33:02,687 --> 01:33:04,187 What's the dog doing here, man? 1542 01:33:04,271 --> 01:33:05,521 Well… 1543 01:33:06,271 --> 01:33:07,396 I'll explain. 1544 01:33:13,271 --> 01:33:15,229 He's here. Let the boss know. 1545 01:33:16,646 --> 01:33:18,729 Veer! Ve-- 1546 01:33:18,812 --> 01:33:20,312 -What? Koyal? -Stop right there! 1547 01:33:20,396 --> 01:33:21,604 Hang on a sec. 1548 01:33:22,562 --> 01:33:23,771 Why did you bring Tushie along? 1549 01:33:23,854 --> 01:33:25,729 Don't worry, I'll tell you everything. 1550 01:33:25,812 --> 01:33:26,687 Uncle? 1551 01:33:27,771 --> 01:33:31,354 Veer! Look what they did to me. 1552 01:33:31,437 --> 01:33:33,354 Who in their right mind hangs people up like that? 1553 01:33:33,937 --> 01:33:35,146 Get him down, now. 1554 01:33:35,229 --> 01:33:37,146 Don't worry, I'll talk to them. 1555 01:33:37,229 --> 01:33:39,396 -Any news about our parents yet? -Get your hands off her. 1556 01:33:39,479 --> 01:33:41,229 -I'll tell you everything. -Let's move it! 1557 01:33:41,312 --> 01:33:43,604 -Don't worry. Let me go… -Hey, you! 1558 01:33:44,604 --> 01:33:46,562 -Did you bring Charlie with you? -Yes, I did. 1559 01:33:46,646 --> 01:33:47,896 Then give it to me. 1560 01:33:47,979 --> 01:33:49,604 Veer, don't give Charlie to them! 1561 01:33:49,687 --> 01:33:52,896 I'll make these suckers rot in prison! 1562 01:33:52,979 --> 01:33:56,146 I'm going to personally knock out that guy in the brown jacket. 1563 01:33:57,521 --> 01:33:59,646 -Veer, this guy's no CID. He's a fraud! -All okay? 1564 01:33:59,729 --> 01:34:01,271 -Someone shut her up. -You shut up! 1565 01:34:01,354 --> 01:34:03,562 Get in. Get in now. 1566 01:34:03,646 --> 01:34:04,687 Watch it! Be careful with her. 1567 01:34:04,771 --> 01:34:05,979 -Chill. -Tell them not to push her. 1568 01:34:06,062 --> 01:34:07,979 -Chill. -This is not how you treat a woman. 1569 01:34:08,062 --> 01:34:09,854 -No. -Get in. Zip it. 1570 01:34:10,479 --> 01:34:12,354 Veer! 1571 01:34:12,437 --> 01:34:14,896 Give me a minute, Koyal. Let me talk to him. 1572 01:34:14,979 --> 01:34:16,146 Let me explain. 1573 01:34:18,312 --> 01:34:21,687 So, Charlie, I mean the pen drive 1574 01:34:22,521 --> 01:34:26,146 with all the proof against you for that robbery you did, 1575 01:34:26,229 --> 01:34:28,812 I told you that it was in a bag, remember? 1576 01:34:28,896 --> 01:34:30,104 The bag also had a bouquet in it. 1577 01:34:30,187 --> 01:34:32,812 When I got that bag home, Tushie ripped it and ate the bouquet. 1578 01:34:32,896 --> 01:34:34,854 So now the pen drive is in his tummy. 1579 01:34:35,896 --> 01:34:37,229 Are you getting me? 1580 01:34:38,021 --> 01:34:39,229 What the heck? 1581 01:34:39,312 --> 01:34:42,187 You! Lay off the nice guy. 1582 01:34:42,271 --> 01:34:43,729 Try and hit me if you've got the guts. 1583 01:34:43,812 --> 01:34:44,646 No. 1584 01:34:44,729 --> 01:34:47,104 Wait a moment. I'm not kidding. 1585 01:34:47,187 --> 01:34:49,146 I knew you wouldn't believe me, so I took a pic. 1586 01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:52,187 Here's the dog's ultrasound report. 1587 01:34:52,271 --> 01:34:55,271 Trust me, the pen drive is-- 1588 01:34:56,896 --> 01:34:59,812 You jerk! You pimp! Untie my hands and I'll teach you a lesson! 1589 01:34:59,896 --> 01:35:01,354 Don't, dear. 1590 01:35:01,437 --> 01:35:03,229 -He'll just mess him up more. -Zip it! 1591 01:35:03,312 --> 01:35:05,937 Don't mind her. This is how she talks to everyone. 1592 01:35:06,021 --> 01:35:06,896 Don't worry. 1593 01:35:08,562 --> 01:35:11,021 Veer, tighten your core! 1594 01:35:11,104 --> 01:35:13,187 Your core. You'll be fine. 1595 01:35:14,146 --> 01:35:15,312 Where is it? 1596 01:35:17,854 --> 01:35:19,021 Did I ask you to interfere? 1597 01:35:19,104 --> 01:35:21,646 Come to Daddy. 1598 01:35:21,729 --> 01:35:23,354 You were firing your gun all over the town. 1599 01:35:23,437 --> 01:35:26,062 -Come to Daddy. -You can't control anything. 1600 01:35:26,146 --> 01:35:27,771 No one will touch him. 1601 01:35:27,854 --> 01:35:30,771 -No one. -Come to Daddy. 1602 01:35:30,854 --> 01:35:32,187 What? 1603 01:35:34,812 --> 01:35:38,312 You assholes, I'm going to kill each and every one of you. 1604 01:35:38,396 --> 01:35:40,271 Everyone wants to stay in and watch TV. 1605 01:35:40,354 --> 01:35:42,187 Couldn't someone stay outside and stand guard? 1606 01:35:42,812 --> 01:35:43,646 What did he say? 1607 01:35:45,271 --> 01:35:48,229 I have given him three laxatives. 1608 01:35:48,854 --> 01:35:50,687 Your Charlie will come out any moment now. 1609 01:35:52,312 --> 01:35:53,354 Get the dog here. 1610 01:35:53,437 --> 01:35:54,604 Yes, sir. 1611 01:35:54,687 --> 01:35:56,354 Somebody hook me up with a blade. 1612 01:35:56,437 --> 01:35:58,104 Let's slice the dog up and see if it's in there. 1613 01:35:58,187 --> 01:35:59,104 You slimy scumbag! 1614 01:35:59,187 --> 01:36:02,312 Lay one finger on Tushie and I'll rip you and feed you to the dog! 1615 01:36:02,396 --> 01:36:04,146 Come to Daddy. 1616 01:36:04,229 --> 01:36:05,729 Come to… 1617 01:36:10,479 --> 01:36:11,937 Get over here, you jerk. 1618 01:36:12,021 --> 01:36:13,437 I'll teach you a lesson. 1619 01:36:13,521 --> 01:36:14,646 Come to… 1620 01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:18,271 So what were you saying again? 1621 01:36:18,354 --> 01:36:19,437 What'd you say? 1622 01:36:20,937 --> 01:36:23,604 Untie my hands and I'll tell you. 1623 01:36:27,479 --> 01:36:28,854 She's fearless. 1624 01:36:36,562 --> 01:36:37,896 Shit. 1625 01:36:45,687 --> 01:36:47,104 No one interferes. 1626 01:36:49,979 --> 01:36:53,729 So what were you saying? 1627 01:36:55,021 --> 01:36:56,354 There's your hero. 1628 01:36:57,187 --> 01:37:00,104 So, where's the darn pen drive? 1629 01:37:00,771 --> 01:37:02,104 I am a very patient guy. 1630 01:37:02,187 --> 01:37:03,104 Really? 1631 01:37:03,729 --> 01:37:05,479 I've been through a lot last night. 1632 01:37:07,021 --> 01:37:08,396 You shouldn't have done that. 1633 01:37:19,562 --> 01:37:21,187 He knocked the boss out cold. 1634 01:37:29,437 --> 01:37:31,187 Are you okay? Are you hurt anywhere? 1635 01:37:31,812 --> 01:37:32,854 Boys. 1636 01:37:32,937 --> 01:37:34,062 Let's go. 1637 01:37:34,146 --> 01:37:35,729 Veer, watch your back. 1638 01:37:38,396 --> 01:37:39,896 Come to Daddy. 1639 01:37:43,687 --> 01:37:45,104 Come on. Get in. 1640 01:37:46,854 --> 01:37:49,437 What? Go. Get in. 1641 01:37:50,562 --> 01:37:52,062 Come to Daddy. 1642 01:37:52,146 --> 01:37:53,187 Trying to escape? 1643 01:37:56,854 --> 01:37:59,229 -Come to Daddy. -Just like Bruce Lee. 1644 01:38:01,354 --> 01:38:02,854 Come to Daddy. 1645 01:38:26,396 --> 01:38:28,271 Come to Daddy already! 1646 01:38:33,229 --> 01:38:35,479 You witch. Stop! 1647 01:38:38,146 --> 01:38:39,979 Where's the damn dog? 1648 01:38:41,021 --> 01:38:41,979 Found you. 1649 01:38:42,062 --> 01:38:44,604 Come here, boy, come here. Hey! 1650 01:39:04,812 --> 01:39:06,646 You guys are in big trouble today. 1651 01:39:45,187 --> 01:39:46,354 Let it go! 1652 01:39:46,437 --> 01:39:48,312 He's claustrophobic, bro! 1653 01:39:49,604 --> 01:39:52,062 Bad boy. Shoo, go away. 1654 01:39:53,396 --> 01:39:54,854 You bloody hippopotamus. 1655 01:39:54,937 --> 01:40:00,646 Veer, get out of there. I've got him. 1656 01:40:00,729 --> 01:40:03,187 Quit humping my leg. Bad dog. 1657 01:40:03,271 --> 01:40:04,187 Veer, punch him. 1658 01:40:04,271 --> 01:40:06,187 -Where is he? Let go of me! -Bloody scumbag. 1659 01:40:06,271 --> 01:40:08,104 Hit him. Beat the crap out of him. 1660 01:40:08,187 --> 01:40:10,479 Hit him. Come on, punch him. 1661 01:40:13,896 --> 01:40:15,187 Are you okay? 1662 01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:21,146 You mother-f… 1663 01:40:26,687 --> 01:40:28,104 You scared me. 1664 01:40:29,854 --> 01:40:32,396 -Those CID guys… -What CID guys? 1665 01:40:35,687 --> 01:40:36,729 Hands up! 1666 01:40:37,646 --> 01:40:39,562 -Stop! -Get up, Veer. Where does it hurt? 1667 01:40:39,646 --> 01:40:40,687 -Stop. -Don't move. 1668 01:40:40,771 --> 01:40:43,187 -Stay where you are. -Don't move. 1669 01:40:43,271 --> 01:40:44,479 You can't die on me, Veer. 1670 01:40:44,562 --> 01:40:45,979 What is wrong with you? Get up. Veer. 1671 01:40:46,062 --> 01:40:47,146 Clear the place, Patil. 1672 01:40:47,229 --> 01:40:48,521 -Get up. -Move it. 1673 01:40:48,604 --> 01:40:51,812 Get up, Veer. Veer! 1674 01:40:51,896 --> 01:40:53,062 Where does it hurt? 1675 01:40:53,146 --> 01:40:55,104 Blood. There is no blood. 1676 01:40:55,187 --> 01:40:57,104 Veer. 1677 01:40:59,437 --> 01:41:01,937 Veer, are you okay? 1678 01:41:03,062 --> 01:41:04,229 -You okay? -I'm okay. 1679 01:41:04,312 --> 01:41:06,021 You scared me. 1680 01:41:06,104 --> 01:41:07,104 Sorry. 1681 01:41:07,187 --> 01:41:08,021 You okay? 1682 01:41:08,562 --> 01:41:09,896 Veer, you okay, bro? 1683 01:41:09,979 --> 01:41:11,604 Should we beat him too? 1684 01:41:11,687 --> 01:41:13,396 No, they're the real CID guys. 1685 01:41:13,479 --> 01:41:14,771 -Yeah. -The real CID guys? 1686 01:41:14,854 --> 01:41:16,396 "Come to Daddy"? 1687 01:41:16,479 --> 01:41:17,562 I'm sorry, bro. 1688 01:41:17,646 --> 01:41:19,854 It's a long story. 1689 01:41:19,937 --> 01:41:21,354 You gave me a fake jacket. 1690 01:41:21,437 --> 01:41:23,896 You made it out alive, didn't you? 1691 01:41:23,979 --> 01:41:26,271 Forgive me, sis. For scaring you like that. 1692 01:41:26,354 --> 01:41:28,437 I'm sorry, bro. 1693 01:41:28,521 --> 01:41:30,521 I shot at you. I hit you with bricks. 1694 01:41:30,604 --> 01:41:31,729 I cussed you out. I kicked you. 1695 01:41:31,812 --> 01:41:33,896 -I punched you-- -I also hit him with a stick. 1696 01:41:33,979 --> 01:41:36,396 Enough said. Thank you. I have to get back to work now. 1697 01:41:36,479 --> 01:41:37,562 -You okay, bro? -Yeah. 1698 01:41:37,646 --> 01:41:39,187 Very good. 1699 01:41:40,021 --> 01:41:43,187 Let's go, scum. You've been leading us on a wild goose chase for too long. 1700 01:41:43,271 --> 01:41:46,104 We've got an AC room waiting for you at Tihar Jail. 1701 01:41:47,812 --> 01:41:49,771 Let's go. What is it? 1702 01:41:49,854 --> 01:41:51,146 Found him, sir. Found him. 1703 01:41:51,229 --> 01:41:52,687 Get him. 1704 01:41:56,104 --> 01:41:56,937 Move! 1705 01:41:59,479 --> 01:42:04,312 I noticed you were quite nice to me back there. 1706 01:42:04,396 --> 01:42:08,021 I had a sudden urge to be nice. So… 1707 01:42:08,104 --> 01:42:12,521 Well, you can call me "dude" or "doofus", but not "douchebag". 1708 01:42:13,437 --> 01:42:15,479 Then don't give me a reason to call you one. 1709 01:42:17,854 --> 01:42:21,479 Looks like the Ahimsa Road story was true after all. 1710 01:42:21,562 --> 01:42:23,104 I don't lie. 1711 01:42:24,271 --> 01:42:25,479 Hello? 1712 01:42:25,562 --> 01:42:27,229 Oh my God. Uncle! 1713 01:42:27,312 --> 01:42:29,396 -I'm still hanging. -What is this? Very careless of you. 1714 01:42:29,479 --> 01:42:32,687 -I've been hanging here since yesterday. -Uncle, we are coming to catch you. 1715 01:42:33,812 --> 01:42:35,187 My blood supply has frozen. 1716 01:42:35,271 --> 01:42:36,896 This wouldn't have happened in Ahmedabad. 1717 01:42:36,979 --> 01:42:38,604 Hold your core tight, Uncle. 1718 01:42:49,771 --> 01:42:51,062 What do you think? 1719 01:42:52,646 --> 01:42:53,854 Heaven. 1720 01:42:54,354 --> 01:42:55,604 This stuff is heaven. 1721 01:42:56,937 --> 01:43:00,062 Now I deserve one, don't I? 1722 01:43:00,646 --> 01:43:02,437 Did it come out? 1723 01:43:04,437 --> 01:43:05,604 Yeah. 1724 01:43:05,687 --> 01:43:07,062 Pick it up. It's evidence. 1725 01:43:08,021 --> 01:43:09,854 -Why me? -Please, Bhide, it's evidence. 114709