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Uh, hon, you ok?

This motion sensor alert on my watch,

- it keeps going off.
- Ohh...

Turn those notifications off, would you?

What if somebody's outside?

It's the cat. It's always the cat.

I don't understand how
it's not the damn cat.

Ohh, it's 3:30 in the morning.

- That's not the cat.
- Call 911.

Wait, Tim. Let's check.

Come on! Please let me in!

Please...

HNA security. How can we help?

We have a... I don't know...

Some crazy man banging on our door.

Ok. We have an officer

on the way to your address.

This looks like he's in trouble,

like, real trouble.

Maybe we should try to help him.

- No.
- No.

For your safety, do not open
the door or engage with this man.

Oh, my god, Tim. Somebody is after him.

We have to...

We are not opening the door.

He's coming! Please open the door!

He's gonna kill us!

Please save us!

I'm telling you, I don't
want a housewarming party.

What is wrong with you?

Who doesn't like ribbon-adorned

potted plants and veggie crudit�

and hummus with your face carved in it?

Do you even fondue, bro?

We've got bigger fish to fry here.

It's life and death,

and a housewarming
party just seems stupid.

Ooh, who's throwing
a housewarming party?

Oh, please say it's you.

I'm dying for some frivolity,
joy, and some overpriced snacks.

Not me, ok? Lisa wants one.

She wants to get to know

all of you guys a little better.

In fact, you're the only ones invited.

I think someone is
afraid of formal gestures

that might insinuate a commitment.

Oh, is that not the kettle one

calling the pot black?

Hey, I'm a reformed kettle,
and what is it they say?

The fourth time's the charm.

What are you guys talking about?

Oh, hey, Luke's throwing
a housewarming party.

No. I'm not having a housewarming party.

What? I love a good housewarming party.

Matt, help me out, please.

Uh, what does Lisa want?

Lisa wants a party.

Yeah. You're throwing the party, dude.

Mm-hmm. Oh...

Let's meet in the round table.

We have a case.

Lisa put you up to this, didn't she?

Mm! Mm!

Take a look at this.

He's coming! He's coming!
Please open the door!

Please help us! He's gonna kill us!

Please save us!

Portland, Oregon PD needs
our help locating this man.

They believe the abduction
might be connected

to a local couple who were killed

in their home last week.

That first couple was found bound

with duct tape on their heads, necks,

wrists, and hands.

Both crimes involve duct tape,
and duct tape is pretty common.

Yeah, but abducting couples isn't.

I mean, “Save us. Help us”?

There's definitely another abductee

associated with this second victim.

Well, this guy is barefoot

and wearing boxer shorts,

so either the unsub
surprised them in bed

or this could be a sexual
encounter gone wrong.

If this starts as consensual,

it certainly doesn't stay that way.

This guy fights for his freedom,

fled for his life instead of going back

for his partner.

Must be some sadistic
games this unsub's playing.

Ok. I hate to say it,

but the other victim could be dead,

or maybe they split up, and this guy

was lucky enough to get on camera.

Did they use facial
recognition to I.D. the victim?

Yeah, but nothing's come up yet.

So we have two confirmed murders

and two more potential ones.

We're gonna have to
move fast to stop him.

Fortunately, we will have
reinforcements on this case.

Wheels up.

- Reinforcements? What reinforcements?
- Him.

Wait. You're back?

Why are you back? What happened?

Nothing happened.

The seminar wrapped early,
and I missed you guys.

Well, you're just in time to help us

reel in a nasty one.

We'll brief you on the
way to the jet. Let's go.

And we'll catch up later.

Go, mighty professor. Go!

J.P., are you awake? Can you hear me?

Yeah.

Did anyone see you?

When you got out, did anyone...

Please say yes.

I... I don't know.

I tried. I tried, I swear.

How bad does it hurt?

It's bad.

Ohh. I'm really scared.

I am, too.

I love you. I need you to know that.

If we don't get out of here,
I need you to know that, ok?

Don't say that.

Oh, no. Wait.

Wait. Is that... Oh, god.

Don't do this. Wait. Oh, wait. Don't...

Not again. Not again.

No, no, no. Not again.

Nik, Nik, look at me.

No. This isn't fair.
We didn't do anything.

Nik, look at me, please!

Nik, look at me.

You're the last thing
that I want to see, ok,

you're the last thing
that I want to see.

No. This isn't fair.

Don't do this. Just don't
do this. Don't. Please.

Don't do this.

Stop! Aah! Aah...

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“Revenge, the sweetest morsel

to the mouth that ever
was cooked in hell.”

Sir Walter Scott.

Still no I.D. on the man in the video

or any other potential victims,

so we should start by
looking at the files

on our murdered couple from a week ago.

We need to confirm a connection.

On your tablets, you'll see

William and Sarah
Mendelbaum of Perri Park.

William was a beloved
doctor in the community.

He retired 3 years ago.

And Sarah volunteered at
a local bird sanctuary.

Both of them were in their early 60s.

Drastically different
physical victimology

than the guy we saw last night,

who was... I don't know...

In his late 20s, early 30s.

The duct tape tells the tale.

The first couple was
bound around the wrist,

ankles, and neck.

So was our guy in the video.

This had got to be the same unsub.

The M.E. determined the weapon to be

some kind of a hunting knife.

On the Mendelbaums,
we have 5 stab wounds

on each... 3 on the torso
and two on their necks.

Their eyebrows were singed,

their eyelashes completely burned off.

The tips of their eyeballs
were severely burned,

and the skin around their eyes
sustained second-degree burns

antemortem.

Whatever it was that burned them

couldn't be found at the scene.

Yeah. Must be

from some kind of localized heat source,

maybe a lighter or butane torch,

something so finite and precise that he

didn't melt the eyeballs
or destroy the eye sockets.

Garcia, can you show us
the video from last night?

Unfortunately, I can.

Help! Help! Please let me in!

Pause it right there.

His left cornea. You guys see that?

Easily written off as reflector glow

from low-light video conditions,

but I think the unsub burned it,

and the skin around the area

isn't affected like on the Mendelbaums.

He's getting better at this.

Except he lost control
of his victim last night,

so he's not that good.

When we land, Spencer, JJ, Matt,

go to the Mendelbaum crime scene.

The rest of us will
set up at the local PD.

Let's hope we find this unsub

before he perfects his technique.

So the first victims, the Mendelbaums,

they lived up here in the west,

and then the Aldridge house,
where the second victim

rang the doorbell was
down here in the south,

so what are these two
neighborhoods like?

Both quiet.

The south part is adjacent to downtown,

and the west part
is more well-to-do

and secluded in the hills.

But the blood trail
found at the Aldridges'

went from the porch to the curb,

so our unsub had a waiting vehicle,

but which direction did
our victim come from?

Well, our guy had mud on his feet.

How he got that would
answer your question, Emily.

The west part is right at the edge

of a huge wooded forest.

All right. So that means
our victim would have had

to have approached through here

from this neighborhood,
I'm assuming. Roxy Heights?

That would track.

Wait. If he would've just made a right

when he came out
of the cul-de-sac,

he would've run smack dab
into a police substation.

He would've been saved.

Maybe he didn't know the area.

It's not like we kept it a secret.

We do all kinds of
neighborhood outreach.

No. It changes our profile.

He picked a victim or,
more likely, a couple

that isn't local.

If they're hard to
find, he's hard to find.

So was that on purpose,
or did he just get lucky?

Maybe the Mendelbaum crime scene

will help us figure that out.

Thank you for letting us
into your parents' home.

Are you gonna catch the son of a bitch

that did this to them?

Well, we won't leave until we do.

So how long did your dad
practice medicine here?

35 years, retired for only 3.

It's quite a legacy.

Can you think of anyone who would want

to hurt him or your mom?

No. My dad was a pediatrician.

Everyone loved him and my mom.

I don't get it. Why...

Why what?

When my parents wouldn't
answer my calls or texts,

I came over to check on them, and...

You found the bodies.

Yeah, but before I did,

the whole house was dark.

I was stumbling around,
trying to find them,

and when I got to the fuse box,

all the breakers were tripped.

So the killer turned off all the lights.

This wasn't in the police report.

Did you tell them?

Is it important?

Uh, it might be.

Uh, excuse me.

So we ruled out the son, right?

Yeah. He was home all night. Why?

Well, the unsub cut
the power to the house,

and Ray didn't mention it to the police.

It's odd, but he did just
lose both his parents.

And that tracks with what we found.

Well, what did you find?

Well, the unsub secured them here

and not very well.

How can you tell?

Butane burns on the table.

They squirmed as he
brought the lighter down.

Ok. Well, why blind him, then stab?

He has them secure. It's already dark.

What is he trying to accomplish?

This. So we asked the police

to dust for prints, but
we were not expecting this.

Oh, my god.

The prints all belong to
Mr. and Mrs. Mendelbaum.

Yeah. They were trying

to feel their way around blind.

And he was watching
them with his goggles on.

He wanted to see them struggle.

No. He wanted to see them panic.

He wanted them to
know that at any point,

he could stab them, which he did

right there and then here.

We thought that last night's
victim got lucky and escaped,

but this crime scene tells
an entirely different story.

Yeah. He let them go on purpose,

first in a controlled setting like this,

then out in the wild.

So last night's victim didn't get lucky.

No. Our unsub's a hunter.

It's ok.

Baby, it's... It's ok.

Nik, I can't see.

Just... I can't see.

Focus on my voice.

I... I...

Think about the place that we met.

Remember?

Balboa. Balboa Island.

Remember that sunset?
Otherworldly, right?

The pinks, the blues.

Yeah.

I was hoping that if you noticed me

noticing them, you'd
have coffee with me.

It worked. It did.

What was the name of that coffee shop?

The Balboa Island Coffee Company.

We're gonna go back there, ok?

Yeah.

I promise you, we're gonna make it back.

Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.

He's coming. Shh. He's coming.

I hear him. Shh, shh.

Uh... Uh...

Nik. Nik?

No. No. Nik?

No, no. It's my turn. Hurt me.

He's got a knife. What?

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Come on.

Get up.

Now let's see you get out of here.

Go on. Get going.

J.P.

Based on the video, the unsub's goggles

use a process called amplification

which increases the available light

in order to make it bright
enough for eyes to see it.

Now, he can see his victims,
but they can't see him,

but here's the part
that doesn't make sense.

Once they're blinded,

he shouldn't need to wear that anymore.

Or it could be symbolic, or
he's making a statement...

Colorblind. Love is
blind, blind justice.

Garcia, you're on speaker.

Ooh, I live for speaker. Ok.

I have found additional security footage

of our video guy running...
Or should I say sprinting?...

Past 3 houses in Roxy Heights.

Sent it to your tablets exactly now.

Wow. But he's really moving.

This is after two miles
across open forest,

he's still sprinting.

Well, that could be just adrenaline,

but this guy's got perfect form.

He's also wearing an exercise watch.

This victim trained regularly.

Well, maybe he's a
runner from out-of-town.

Are there any upcoming marathons?

Yes, tomorrow.

There's a half-marathon
for breast cancer research.

I've run it a few times myself

in memory of my aunt Joyce.

Garcia, I want you to
run the entrants' names.

Cross-reference them
with their bib photos

and the video stills of our missing man.

Look for romantic
couples running together,

married or domestic,

spanning sexual preference lines.

All over it, boss, like
beanies on man buns on hipsters.

Oh. Here we go.

J.P. McCoy... 32, Nikki Pareno... 29,

recently engaged, from
Huntington Beach, California.

He's a financial
planner. She's a vet tech.

Looks like they were staying
at a home-share rental

they got off Cozynest.

It's just like Airbnb.

It's temporary rentals,
having to trust strangers.

It's pretty risky if you think about it.

Address sent.

Nik...

Nik, is he gone?

I think so.

Ok. Yeah.

I got to get you free.

No, no, no, no, no. No. No.

He's gonna be right back.

Please, J.P. Now is your chance.

I'll try and help you.

There's a staircase about
12 feet ahead of you.

Keep going. That's it.

Ok.

Lewis, Rossi, take the
back. Wait for my mark.

Now be careful.

Take the hand rail

and just take one step at a time, ok?

One step at a time.

Moving into position.

Nik, Nik, Nik, I hear voices.

You can do this, J.P.

Just head toward their voices.

Ok. We're ready.

1, 2, 3.

Clear.

They're not here.

Uh! Huh...

He cut off the power here, as well.

This is how he gains control.

Right. So they run outside
to check the fuse box.

He gets inside.

They come back in,
and they're immediately

at a disadvantage in the dark.

Just like the Mendelbaums.

Yeah, but that's where it ends.

I mean, there's no stumbling
around in the dark here.

There's no handprints
at all beyond the usual.

He did not kill them here.

So the unsub moved them
to a secondary location.

It's risky to move two people.

Why do it,

and how do you do it without being seen?

All right, so we know this guy

likes to take big risks,
which he's done here

by coming all the way
across town to this house,

but we still don't know

why this house is so special.

Israel Keyes evaded capture for decades

because he cracked the code.

Right. Don't kill
anybody connected to you,

and don't kill in a space
that can be connected to you.

Well, maybe this unsub did his research

and figured that out, too.

All right, so maybe
this guy's smart enough

to have created a special
layer of protection

by using Cozynest to
find and attack strangers,

or it's the opposite,
and there's some kind

of an emotional tie and he
chose this house purposefully.

Your daddy said you're sort of

a night owl around the neighborhood.

I have a hard time sleeping,
and I like the night.

Anything happen last
night that's a little

out of the normal
routine for around here?

Our neighbors like to
rent their place out

on Cozynest, so it's always

a mixed bag next door.

Well, did you see
anyone coming or going?

Well, earlier, I was in my room,

and I saw the guy and a girl come home,

must have been from a run.

What about after that?

I thought they invited
a friend over because

I saw this guy helping
the runner dude into a car.

The new guy, what did he look like?

Dark clothes, a hoodie.

Something about him made
me assume he was a dealer,

you know?

He had these weird
sunglasses on and everything.

These sunglasses, what
was weird about them,

I mean, other than he
had them on at night?

Had something shiny on them,

like a stripe or something.

It caught my eye when
he opened the car door

and the overhead light went on.

If I were to show you a picture

of these sunglasses, would
you be able to I.D. them?

Yeah. Sure.

That's them.

Thanks, man.

We need to deliver the profile.

The unsub we're looking for
is believed to be a white male

in his late 20s to early
30s who is visually impaired.

Now, based on eyewitness confirmation,

he's wearing these.

They're electronic sunglasses
that help him see in the dark.

So he's blind? That should
make him easy to find.

No. He's impaired, not fully sightless,

and with the aid of the glasses

and the night-vision
goggles, he most likely

has close to full vision.

What's more relevant
for our profile, however,

is that behind this disability lurks

a psychopath incapable
of feeling empathy.

But his rage over his
condition is now externalized

on his victims, including
anyone who shows him any empathy.

It's also possible that
this unsub has learned

how to weaponize his disability

in order to make himself seem

less threatening to his victims.

However, this unsub has
limited social skills.

His disability has kept
him withdrawn and isolated.

That's why he's taken
his own impairment out

on his victims.

He wants them to know
what it's like to be him.

Bringing them to his level
allows him to draw out

the torture and engage in
cat-and-mouse-type play with them.

Psychopaths get bored easily.

That's why they take
bigger and bigger risks.

That's why he released J.P.,

and we expect him to continue
to escalate with Nikki.

What does that look like?

It could be pretending to care about her

or pretending to let her
go after he blinds her.

Nikki might have a chance
if she can prove that

she sees him as a human
being instead of a monster,

which is how he feels.

J.P., you made...

Oh... Oh...

Oh... Did you hurt him?

Did you?

Oh, please. No.

Oh...

Uh...

Uh...

You don't have to kill me.

Let me go. I won't say anything.

Look at me.

Are you repulsed by me?

What happened to you?

I want to know. Please tell me.

Whoa.

What'd you find, Garcia?

Well, the first two victims were

very well-respected, just
like their son reported,

but Dr. Mendelbaum was not
without a checkered past.

I'm sending you a news clipping now.

You are, I'm sure, aware
of exposure therapy.

It's a form of cognitive
behavioral therapy

that's been around
since the 1950s in which

a patient is forced to
confront their anxieties.

Take arachnophobia, for instance.

Under the guidance of a
doctor and/or a psychologist,

a patient is methodically
introduced to spiders

in a controlled setting,
the idea being that

the more familiar they
are with arachnids...

The less you fear them.

Well, it looks like Dr. Mendelbaum

was trying this out with his patients.

Two... correct me if I'm wrong,

and I want to be wrong...
Were children, no?

They were, and exposure
therapy with children

has to be administered
with extreme care,

or it can be interpreted
as negative reinforcement,

compounding the problem.

Ray withheld details

about his parents'
murder from the police.

Consciously or unconsciously,

he may have feared that
this played a part in it.

Well, if the unsub was
one of his dad's patients,

he might be right.

One of these kids took his own life

only after a few sessions
of exposure therapy,

but that was enough for
your father to discontinue

his work and take a leave of absence.

No. That case has nothing to do
with what happened to my folks.

We settled with the family.

We agree, but your parents' killer

could have been another kid he treated.

Ray...

Ray, we know your father was a good man

and a good doctor,

that he regularly gave free checkups,

and medical care to at-risk kids.

Even good men make mistakes.

You need to help us
fix what your dad did

because right now, his killer

has two more victims someplace.

He kept detailed records.
We still have them.

We're gonna need to see those.

What do you want from me?

Is there something I can help you with?

Aah!

Aah!

Is this another game?

No.

No more games.

You're gonna be my eyes.

He kept all of his old patient records,

even the not so successful ones.

He was writing a memoir
about his research,

even admitting his
failures, in hopes to find

a better way to help these kids.

If you don't mind, I'll leave you to it.

Hey, um...

I know this is really hard for you.

We really appreciate it.

Oh, talk about a needle in a haystack.

And they're anonymized, no names.

Huh. Ok, well, a needle in an ocean.

So according to Garcia,
the study took place

from the late nineties
to the early 2000s,

so let's just pull everything

from that time frame.

Dr. Mendelbaum seemed
to focus on patients

suffering from separation anxiety,

which is a common
condition in childhood.

And this sort of
therapy can be effective

with proper supervision,

but without the proper guidance,

it can have the opposite effect.

It can take an otherwise
effective form of therapy

and turn it into an
endless form of torture.

And how would that anxiety manifest?

Crying in school, fear of drowning,

refusal to sleep alone.

Fear of the dark?

Absolutely. Nyctophobia.

This file might be our unsub...

Number 20411.

One of the primary
treatments is desensitization,

incremental, nonthreatening intervals

of darkness, kind of like
being in solitary confinement.

That's not good.

No. It is not.

Ok, so it looks like he was a patient

for 14 months before
the study was stopped.

The doc was trying a more
aggressive approach...

Longer periods of isolation in the dark,

the use of blindfolds within hypnosis...

Since this patient
had such a severe case.

That's not long enough for irreversible

brain damage, but it the
doctor stopped his therapy

after his other patient's suicide,

the unsub's parents might have decided

to continue the therapy unsupervised.

Or even as a way to punish
him when he acted out,

locking him in the
dark, thinking they're

helping him, toughening him up...

Their pseudo, amateur version of

the doctor's treatment,
completely dangerous,

upping the ante and retraumatizing him.

We need to crack this code
and find patient 20411.

So now that you know the truth...

You still want to help me?

Yes.

I promise that I'll help you,

but first, I want to see J.P., please.

Go.

Go.

I just got off the phone with Garcia.

The owners of the Cozynest
house where J.P. And Nikki

were abducted are out of town.

However, we were able to
track down their daughter,

who manages the rental in their absence.

She's on her way in.

Great.

It's got to be here.

I've applied every
potential numeric algorithm,

and so far, nothing.

Well, if this exposure therapy
was the unsub's stressor,

why wait until now to take his revenge?

He could have been locked up.

Or moved away or had been hospitalized.

More to the point, why go after

a seemingly random couple
like J.P. And Nikki?

It just doesn't add up...

unless it was about

the home they're staying in

and not about them specifically.

This guy absolutely lives for the hunt,

so what if this isn't only about

reenacting his trauma but it's also

about unfinished business?

But with who, though?

I mean, who's left for him to hunt?

Where are we going?

You help me, I'll help you.

These codes represent
children, but they're obscure

to protect them, personally connected

but supersedes numerical logic.

Home address.

Do you recognize this man?

No, but I'm confused.

You said these people
were abducted by this man.

Are they dead?

Right now, they're missing,

but the last place that
they were seen alive

was at your parents' rental house.

You take care of that for them?

Yeah. I mean, I just make sure

people get checked in and out

and that the place gets
cleaned up in between guests.

You ever have any problems
with any other guests?

You ever have to go out there?

No. With the website, it
pretty much runs itself.

This was just a way for them
to make some extra money.

We don't believe the suspect went

to your parents' house by coincidence.

You think they were the target?

It's possible.

Did you grow up there?

Yeah, but my parents
are quiet, homebodies.

I don't know who would
even do something like this.

Does the number 20411
mean anything to you?

Christian, what does it mean?

I haven't talked about this in...

I don't even know if...

It's all right. Take your time.

In high school, I went
to this bonfire party

in the woods.

There was a lot of drinking, you know,

typical high-school stuff.

This boy convinced me to take him

to Inspiration Point,
the local overlook.

Mars was supposed to be visible,

and he wanted me to describe it for him.

I felt bad for him, so I went.

Because he was blind?

I mean, not completely.

He...

He tried to hold me down,

even wrapped tape around my wrists

and tied a scarf around my eyes.

I kept fighting and managed to get away,

but he came after me,

laughing.

I have never been so scared in my life,

and I started screaming,
and, thankfully,

one of my friends heard
me and came running,

but the look on this guy's face,

he was clearly enjoying it,

and he could see better than he let on.

His house was right by my school,

and every day, I was reminded,

every single day.

It made me sick.

He lived at 20411 Mansard Lane.

What was his name?

Could I possibly ever forget it?

It's Dustin Eisworth.

Dustin Eisworth... son of
Troy and Patricia Eisworth

of 20411 Mansard Lane.

He ticks all of the
troubled-youth boxes.

Sending you directions now.

All right. We're on our way.

Same.

Garcia, what else do we need to know?

Well, he was kicked out of school

for a cornucopia of disciplinary issues,

including Christian's
account of the assault.

Then he went to reform school.

Then he went to prison
for getting in a bar fight

that left one man permanently blind.

He was only supposed to
serve 3 years in prison.

He ended up serving 10,

most of those in solitary confinement,

after killing another inmate.

Let me guess. He just got out.

3 weeks ago.

So Dustin sat in prison
for over a decade,

his resentment building up.

Not to mention, his visual condition

would be severely deteriorated

due to all that time in solitary.

Well, if he's staying
at his parents' house,

he killed them, first blinding them

so that they could know how he felt,

then off to the Mendelbaums'.

Next, he went looking
for Christian Russo

because she's the one that
got him kicked out of school

but found Nikki and J.P instead.

And now he's recreating

his cat-and-mouse
power play with them.

He won't go down without a fight.

Do not underestimate this man.

Do you see them?

I tried to forgive them

just like I tried to
forgive Dr. Mendelbaum.

You know what they said?

Dear old Mom and Dad,
you know what they said?

They said I was sick.

Well, they made me sick,

and then I went to get Christian,

but I found you there, you and J.P.

No. No. Please. J.P...

J.P., J.P.

No!

What did you think?

What, you thought I
would keep him alive?

You thought I would let you go?

You thought I needed your help?

I might be going blind,
but I'm not stupid.

I could see right through you.

Everyone thinks they're
better than Dustin.

Everyone thinks they're stronger than me

and they're smarter
than me, that I'm still

that scared little
boy afraid of the dark.

Yaah!

Ah! Uh...

Uh!

Ah! Uh...

Help! Someone! I'm in here!

Help! I'm in here!

Stay with us. We're
coming in. Where is he?

I don't know. Somewhere in the house.

Go, go, go!

Checking rooms.

Have medical standing by. All right.

Let's get her out of here.
The house isn't secure.

I'll finish checking upstairs.

FBI.

FBI.

Thanks.

“We're all going to die, all of us.

“What a circus.

“That alone should make us
love each other, but it doesn't.

“We are terrorized and
flattened by trivialities.

We are eaten up by nothing.”

Charles Bukowski.

Did you guys know that the presumption

about blindness causing
your sense of smell

to heighten is actually a myth?

The fact is, your
memory of smell sharpens,

but not your actual sense.

Wow. Keep going.

You got anything else in there

you want to let out?

There's never been a
single documented case

of anyone who was born blind
developing schizophrenia.

Oh, interesting facts for 200, Alex.

Tell him what he's won.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey! Hey!

Ha ha! Ok. Methinks thou
dost protest too much

about this whole not
liking a housewarming thing.

Where's Lisa?

She got called away

at the last minute to cover night shift,

so I guess E.R. doctors
come with a perfectly

built-in, acceptable excuse

to not be at their own
parties, even if it was

their own idea in the first place.

As do FBI agents. Anyway, don't be rude.

- Open my gift.
- Ok.

Come on. Just open the gift.

Ooh, ok. Yay!

All right. Well, look.

I'm beginning to understand the value

of a housewarming party.

Thank you.

Hey. Since Lisa can't make it,

you need to be sure to tell her

this is from all of us...

Bread, salt, and wine.

Don't make me quote the whole movie.

Uh, am I missing something?

I mean, I thought we
were all off the carbs.

Guys never get this.

Since you apparently were sick

on the mandatory viewing day
of “It's a wonderful life,”

we're all gonna help you out.

May your home always have...

Bread that your house
may never know hunger...

Salt that life may always have flavor...

And wine, in which joy

and prosperity may reign forever.

Oh, yes. There will always
be wine in this house.

- To Lisa.
- To Lisa.

To Lisa.

- Cheers.
- Salud.

In 1947, the FBI issued a statement

discrediting “It's a wonderful life”

because they said it promoted communism.

So good to have you back, doc...

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