Original subtitles

♪

[ seagulls cawing ]

[ fog horn ]

[ engine starts ]

[ alarm ringing ]

[ yawning ]

OH! TIME FOR MY LUNCH APPOINTMENT.

♪ TOP CAT

♪ THE MOST EFFECTUAL TOP CAT

♪ WHO'’S INTELLECTUAL CLOSE FRIENDS GET TO CALL HIM T.C. ♪

♪ PROVIDING IT'’S WITH DIGNITY ♪

♪ TOP CAT

♪ THE INDISPUTABLE LEADER OF THE GANG ♪

♪ HE'’S THE BOSS, HE'’S A WHIP ♪

♪ HE'’S THE NUMBER ONE PIP ♪

♪ HE'’S THE MOST TIP TOP, TOP CAT ♪

♪ YES, HE'’S THE CHIEF, HE'’S A KING, ♪

♪ BUT ABOVE EVERYTHING

♪ HE'’S THE MOST TIP TOP, TOP CAT ♪

SORRY, SORRY. NO TIME FOR AUTOGRAPHS.

NOT RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU. [ gasps ]

♪ WHO'’S INTELLECTUAL CLOSE FRIENDS GET TO CALL HIM T.C. ♪

♪ PROVIDING IT'’S WITH DIGNITY ♪

♪ TOP CAT

♪ THE INDISPUTABLE LEADER OF THE GANG ♪

♪ HE'’S THE BOSS, HE'’S A WHIP ♪

♪ HE'’S THE NUMBER ONE PIP ♪

♪ HE'’S THE MOST TIP TOP, TOP CAT ♪

OH, BENNY, THIS IS THE GOOD LIFE, HUH?

WHAT MORE DOES AN ALLEY CAT NEED

THAN GOOD FOOD AND GOOD FRIENDS?

MM-HMM.HUH?

UH, UH, EXCUSE ME, BENNY.

BE SURE TO GIVE THE WAITER OUR USUAL TIP.

HA, HA! WOW!

[ sniffs ] WHOO!

HUH!

[ humming ]

HA-HA!

OHH!THERE YOU ARE!

HEY! MY OLD PAL GRISWALD.

YOU KNOW, I'’D LOVE TO CHAT BUT...

LOVE IS CALLING.

THIS FLEA COLLAR YOU SOLD ME AIN'’T WORKING!

HMM. REALLY?

LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT IT, MY DEAR FRIEND.

I'’LL FIX IT IN JUST A SECOND.

AH, THERE IT IS.

NOW, YOU'’LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME,

I'’M IN A RUSH.

THANK YOU!

HMM.

[ grunting ]

Griswald: YOU'’RE GONNA BE NOTHING BUT BIRD FOOD

WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU, AND THAT'’S SAYING SOMETHING,

'’CAUSE I HATE BIRDS!

OH, MAN, I REALLY HATE BIRDS!

AHH!

[ Griswald growling ]

COME BACK HERE!

ARGH!

[ gasps ]

AHH!

[ screaming continues ]

HUH?

[ honking, tires screeching ]

WOO!

YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.HOW DARE YOU!

[ groans ]

[ growling ]UH...

OHH! [ chuckling ]

BYE-BYE.

[ glass breaking ]

THEY CALL ME TC. OH!

IT'’S SHORT FOR TOP CAT.

THAT'’S VERY CLEVER.

I'’M TRIXIE, WHICH IS SHORT FOR--

THE FUTURE MRS. TOP CAT?

[ chuckles ] YOU'’RE FUNNY TOO.

TOO BAD I HAVE TO GO TO WORK

AND TOO BAD I DON'’T DATE ANYONE FROM THE ALLEY.

I WASN'’T JOKING.

I THINK YOU'’VE STOLEN MY HEART.

AND I'’M USUALLY THE ONE WHO DOES THE TAKING AROUND HERE.

OH!

IS THAT WHY HE'’SSO ANGRY?

[ grunting ]

[ whistling ]

[ birds chirping ]

[ moaning ]

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

HUH?

[ humming ]

[ fly buzzing ]

[ sighs ]

Top Cat: OH, BENNY, MY BOY!

[ humming ]

HEY, TC.

OH, BENNY, I AM IN LOVE!

WHILE YOU WERE OUT PLAYING ROMEO,

THE WAITER REALIZED WE WERE FREELOADING

AND HE CHASED ME AWAY.

THE WORST IS, I'’M STILL HUNGRY.

SMELLS LIKE YOU'’RE MAKING

YOUR FAMOUS FISH HEAD, BOTTLE CAP, BOOT STEW.

I JUST MADE MY BEST BATCH YET.

[ chugging ]

HMM...

PERFECT!

BENNY?

OFFICER DIBBLE!

WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU TODAY?

I'’VE GOT A CALL FROM THE CHEZ SNOOTY

ABOUT TWO FREELOADING CATS.

OH! THAT IS TERRIBLE!

HOW COULD A CRIME EVER BE COMMITTED IN THIS CITY

WITH THE BRAVE OFFICER DIBBLE AROUND?

CUT IT, TC.

I'’M UP FOR AN IMPORTANT PROMOTION

AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'’T MESS IT UP.

YOU OFFEND ME, OFFICER DIBBLE.

WHATEVER YOU DO,

BE SURE TO STAY AWAY FROM CARNEGIE HALL.

OH! I'’M TALKING TOO MUCH.

I'’D BETTER GO.

CARNEGIE HALL?

VIOLINIST LASZLO LASZLO

IS PERFORMING TONIGHT AT CARNEGIE HALL.

I LOVE LASZLO LASZLO!

HE USED TO BE A JANITOR

AND HE STILL CLEANS UP AFTER EVERY SHOW.

AMONG THE MANY EXPECTED TO ATTEND

IS THE MAHARAJA OF PEEKAJOO...

WHO'’S WELL-KNOWN FOR GIVING AWAY RUBIES AS TIPS.

OH! BENNY!

THOSE RUBIES ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS.

TRIXIE'’LL FINALLY GO FOR AN ALLEY CAT LIKE ME,

WHEN WE'’RE NO LONGER LIVING IN THE ALLEY.

BUT I LIKE LIVING IN THE ALLEY.

AH!

B-I-N-G

[ loud clanging ]

UH-OH. MUST BE TC.

[ clanging continues ]

[ clanging ]

HUH?

MMM.

I'’D LOVE TO GO ANOTHER ROUND BUT TC'’S CALLING.

I GOTTA GO.[ groans ]

Woman: PROMISE ME I'’M THE ONLY GIRL IN YOUR LIFE.

UH, YEAH. OF COURSE YOU ARE.

WE'’LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

[ clanging ] OOO!

HEY, YOU PROMISED ME A ROMANTIC PICNIC IN THE PARK!

HONEY, I WAS JUST GETTING UP TO GET YOU YOUR PRESENT.

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I'’LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

[ chuckling ]

OH, FANCY FANCY, YOU'’RE THE BEST!

HMM. FANCY?

[ gasps ]

AHH!

I'’M WARNING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME,

STOP COPYCATTING ME!

[ clanging ] OOH!

TC'’S CALLING. WE'’LL FINISH THIS LATER.

CHOO-CHOO, SPOOK...

FANCY FANCY...

BRAIN.

EVERYBODY'’S HERE, TC,

EXCEPT FOR BENNY.

YOU'’RE BENNY.

HUH? OH, YEAH!

[ laughing ]

CHOO-CHOO, TURN THAT OFF.

Top Cat: NOW, MEN, LISTEN UP.

THE MAHARAJA OF PEEKAJOO IS IN TOWN

AND THAT MEANS HIS RUBIES ARE IN TOWN.

AND ONE OF THOSE THINGS WILL BE RETURNING TO PEEKAJOO

WITHOUT THE OTHER.

BUT, TC, IT SAYS HERE

THAT OFFICER DIBBLE IS THE MAHARAJA'’S POLICE ESCORT.

HE'’LL NEVER LET YOU NEAR HIS RUBIES.

YOU'’RE RIGHT, CHOO-CHOO.

WHICH IS WHY I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING

TONIGHT'’S PERFORMANCE.

UH... THEN HOW'’S HE GONNA GET CLOSE TO THE MAHARAJA?

I WILL LEAVE THAT UP TO...

THE ARABIAN OIL KING, ALLEY KAT!

HEY! WHERE'’S TC?

[ both groan ]

STAY CLOSE TO ME, MR. MAHARAJA.

THERE'’S SOME SHADY CHARACTERS IN THESE PARTS.

FOR THAT TIP, OFFICER DIBBLE, I'’LL GIVE YOU A GIFT.

OH! NO, THANK YOU.

JUST BEING AN HONEST OFFICER OF THE LAW

IS ALL THE REWARD I NEED.

WOW!

DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT RUBY?

POOR MAHARAJA,

HAVING TO CARRY ALL THOSE HEAVY PRICELESS STONES

WHEREVER HE GOES.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE LIGHTEN HIS LOAD?

MM-HMM.

UH-OH.

[ grunts ]

[ chuckles ]

[ grunts ]

THE CONCERT'’S, LIKE, SOLD OUT, TC.

HOW ARE WE, LIKE, GONNA GET INSIDE NOW?

UH... WE COULD STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'’S TICKETS.

Top Cat: HOLD IT!OW.

MY DEAR BRAIN,

WE ARE NOT COMMON CAT BURGLARS, WE'’RE CON MEN!

WHICH MEANS WE LIVE BY A CODE.

WE ONLY STEAL FROM PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE STOLEN FROM.

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, JERKS!

YOU MAKE ME SICK, ALL OF YOU!

LIKE HIM.

THE NAME'’S STRICKLAND.

I BOUGHT TICKETS ONLINE TO SAVE TWO CENTS.

OH, YES, MR. STRICKLAND.

IS THE REST OF YOUR PARTY HERE?

HUH? I AM MY PARTY, NITWIT!

I BOUGHT THE SEAT IN FRONT OF ME,

THE SEAT BEHIND ME, THE ONE ON MY LEFT

AND THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, SO I DON'’T HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE

NEAR NOSEY, ANNOYING, OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

[ grunts ]

TICKETS, PLEASE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TICKETS?

I THOUGHT THEY COLLECTED THEM AT THE DOOR.

YES, SIR, BUT FOR EXTRA SPECIAL VIPS LIKE YOURSELF,

WE HAVE A COMPLIMENTARY CURBSIDE CHECK-IN.

YEAH, THAT'’S RIGHT. I AM A VIP.

I BET I'’M THE BEST-LOOKING VIP YOU EVER SAW, TOO!

UH... OF COURSE.

NOW, I'’LL BE BACK BUT MOMENTARILY

WITH A GOLDEN CHARIOT TO BRING YOU TO YOUR SEAT.

OH... GOOD.

GENTLEMEN, WHO WANTS TO SEE A SHOW?

HMM. HMM? HMM?

WHERE'’S THAT GOLDEN CHARIOT TO TAKE ME TO MY SEAT?

CHARIOT?

[ laughing ] BEAT IT, WEIRDO!

YOU CAN'’T TREAT ME LIKE THIS! I'’M A VIP!

AAH!

[ laughing ]

[ growls ]

[ honking ]

HMM, NOW THAT WAS A VERY BRIEF SHOW, BOSS.

NEVER MIND THE CONCERT, TRIXIE.

NOW YOU, LET'’S MOVE IT!

TC, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST OFFICER DIBBLE?

DON'’T WORRY, BENNY, MY BOY,

HE HAS SOME PRESSING BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.

Choo-Choo: CANDY, PROGRAMS, SOUVENIRS!

CANDY, PROGRAMS, SOUVENIRS!

I'’LL BUY A PROGRAM, YOUNG MAN.

HEY! THIS IS FOR THE ZOO!

CANDY, PROGRAMS, SOUVENIRS!

THREE DOLLARS FOR A CANDY BAR, MA'’AM?

OH, THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE.

CANDY FOR $3, DO I HEAR $4?

WHAT?

FOUR DOLLARS! DO I HEAR TEN?

TEN DOLLARS! DO I HEAR 20?

CANDY FOR $50! GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE...

100 DOLLARS!

IF THE CHIEF FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS,

I'’LL BE FIRED.

EXCUSE ME, SIR.

I NEED TO TEND TO SOME HOOLIGANS.

I'’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

ACTUALLY...

I AM SHEIK ALLEY KAT.

AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, SHABBY SHEIK.

MY NAME IS THE MAHARAJA--

OF PEEKAJOO!

WE MET DURING THE THINGAMABOB AT THE WHAT'’S-IT-CALLED,

HOSTED BY WHO'’S-HIS-FACE.

THE CORONATION OF PRINCESS GILMAR

AT THE ROYAL GARDENS HOSTED BY HIS HIGHNESS

SIR KINGSLEY FEATHERSTONE XII?

THAT'’S THE ONE!

FUNNY.

I DON'’T REMEMBER YOU IN ANY OF MY PICTURES.

DO YOU MIND IF I CROSS-REFERENCE YOU

WITH MY PHOTO LIBRARY?

UH...

HEY, THERE, MAJ, WHAT'’S THAT DOOHICKEY?

I OWN A TECH COMPANY AND THIS IS A PROTOTYPE

FOR OUR LATEST PRODUCT,

THE MAHARAJATON 5000.

IT'’S A PHONE, CAMERA, MP3 PLAYER, CLOCK, MICROPHONE,

FLASHLIGHT, PORTABLE FAN, PENCIL HOLDER, PAPERWEIGHT,

HAIRDRYER, HOVERBOARD, SUITCASE...

A SUITCASE? FOR WHAT?

SO YOU CAN CARRY IT WHEREVER YOU GO.

IT ALSO REMINDS ME OF IMPORTANT APPOINTMENTS.

Automated voice: ATTENTION.

THE PERFORMANCE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

[ applause ]

[ cheering ]

[ plays lively tune ]

[ audience ooos and ahhs ]

OH! SUCH BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.

AH, HE'’S NOT SO BAD.

I WOULDN'’T BE SURPRISED IF HE MISSED A NOTE.

HOW DARE YOU?

LASZLO LASZLO NEVER MISSES A NOTE.

I WOULD STAKE ALL OF MY RUBIES ON IT!

I'’LL TAKE THAT BET AND OFFER YOU UH...

...MY FRIEND SHABBY SHEIK HERE!

FIRST-RATE BEST PAL AND SERVANT TO THE STARS.

DOES HE DO WINDOWS? WINDOWS VISTA?

SURE. WHATEVER THAT IS... HE DOES IT!

DEAL!

EVERYTHING'’S IN PLACE.

RIGHT, BENNY?

UH...

SORRY, SOMETHING IN MY EYE.

WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?

ARE THE GUYS IN POSITION?

OH, OH, RIGHT.

[ melody intensifies ]

[ audience gasps ]

OF ALL THE COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED THINGS TO HAPPEN.

LASZLO LASZLO MISSED A NOTE!

SHEIKH ALLEY CAT,

I AM SO VERY ASHAMED AND EMBARRASSED.

I'’VE GIVEN ALL OF MY RUBIES AWAY AS TIPS!

HMM?

HUH?

HUH?

UH...

LOOK, DON'’T UH... DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAJ.

WE HAVE TO BE GOING, ANYWAY.

BUT I'’M ENJOYING THE CONCERT, TC.

COME ON!PLEASE, SHEIKH ALLEY CAT,

I INSIST YOU TAKE THE MAHARAJATON 5000

IN PLACE OF THE RUBIES.

YOU'’LL FIND IT MUCH MORE VALUABLE.

WHY? DOES IT TURN INTO A BAG OF RUBIES, TOO?

HIYA, OFFICER DIBBLE!

BENNY?

WHICH MEANS THIS MUST BE TOP CAT!

[ chuckles ] PLEASE, OFFICER DIBBLE,

LET'’S HANDLE THIS LIKE ADULTS, HUH?

THERE GOES MY PROMOTION! TOP CAT!

COME BACK HERE!

[ yelling ]

HEY, TC, COME BACK HERE!

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME FIRED?

[ gasps ]

BENNY!

[ music continues ]

HA HA!

HOLD ON, BENNY, MY BOY!

OH!

[ audience yelling ]

[ trumpets ]

WHY, YOU...

[ screaming ]

WHOA![ both screaming ]

THANKS A LOT, FELLAS.

NOW I'’M NEVER GONNA BECOME CHIEF.

OFFICER DIBBLE, I DIDN'’T KNOW YOU COOKED.

CHIEF! NOT CHEF!

THAT'’S WHY I'’VE BEEN WORKING OVERTIME,

TO IMPRESS THE CHIEF WHO'’S RETIRING.

BUT NOW I'’LL NEVER GET THE JOB.

[ phone ringing ]

OFFICER DIBBLE SPEAKING.

[ ringing continues ]

OFFICER DIBBLE SPEAKING.

[ indistinct shouting ]

OH, HELLO, CHIEF.

I IMAGINE YOU SAW THE PAPER.

YOU DIDN'’T SEE THE PAPER?

YES, SIR!

I UNDERSTAND!

WOO-HOO!

I'’M GOING TO BE

THE NEW POLICE CHIEF OF NEW YORK CITY!

[ cheering ]

YOU'’RE WELCOME, DIBBLE.

WELL, IF IT WASN'’T FOR US,

THERE'’D BE NO CRIME FOR YOU TO FIGHT

AND YOU'’D NEVER HAVE GOTTEN THE PROMOTION.

YOU CAN GIVE US YOUR FIRST PAY CHECK.

HOW MUCH IS THAT?

WELL, THE CHIEF DIDN'’T EXACTLY OFFER ME THE JOB.

HE JUST SAID, "SHOW UP AT THE STATION

FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT".

WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?

OH, FINALLY!

I WON'’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU CATS EVER AGAIN!

HA, HA! HONEY, IT'’S ME!

YOU CAN BUY THAT BOAT YOU WANTED.

AND THE FLAT SCREEN TV AND THE SWIMMING POOL.

HEE HEE!

CAN YOU BELIEVE OUR VERY OWN OFFICER DIBBLE

IS GOING TO BE CHIEF OF POLICE?

WE SHOULD THROW HIM A PARTY!

BUT... TC, SHOULDN'’T WE WAIT FOR DIBBLE TO GET BACK FIRST?

I REALLY DON'’T SEE WHY THAT'’S NECESSARY.

[ indistinct chatter ]

[ sirens ]

Man: DIBBLE, AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD,

I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE MY PLACE AS POLICE CHIEF.

MM-HMM.SOMEONE WHO HAS EXPERIENCE,

MM-HMM.SOMEONE WHOM I CAN TRUST,

AND SOMEONE WHOSE VOICE IS SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN NORMAL.

I UNDERSTAND, CHIEF.

SOMEONE WHO WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 18th,

WHO ENJOYS FLY FISHING, TUNA FISH SANDWICHES,

AND WHO KEEPS A LUCKY PENNY IN HIS RIGHT SHOE.

IT'’S FOR ALL THESE REASONS AND MORE

THAT IT'’S MY PRIVILEGE TO OFFER YOU,

OFFICER DIBBLE...

...THE FIRST CHANCE TO MEET THE NEW POLICE CHIEF,

LOU STRICKLAND!WHAT?

DON'’T WORRY, DIBBLE.

I UNDERSTAND WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.

LOU DOESN'’T HAVE MUCH POLICE EXPERIENCE,

BUT HE IS MY SON-IN-LAW AND HE NEEDED A JOB.

NOW IF YOU'’LL EXCUSE ME, I'’M OFF TO RETIRE IN FLORIDA!

DIBBLE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE THINKING,

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WORK FOR A MAN THIS HANDSOME?

WELL, YOU'’LL JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO THAT.

YOU MAY ALSO BE WONDERING

HOW CAN A MAN WHO HAS NEVER WORKED IN A POLICE STATION RUN ONE?

AND MY ANSWER IS...

COMPUTERS.

COMPUTERS, SIR?THAT'’S RIGHT.

IN THE 30 SECONDS I'’VE BEEN CHIEF,

I'’VE ALREADY REPLACED ALL YOUR CO-WORKERS

WITH COMPUTERS VIA COMPUTERS.

BUT WHY, SIR?

YOU KNOW WHY? I'’LL TELL YOU WHY.

MACHINES DON'’T MAKE MISTAKES.

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.

THAT'’S NOT ALWAYS TRUE.

SEE, YOU'’RE WRONG!

AND YOU JUST PROVED MY POINT.

I HATE TO BRING IT UP, BUT...

WHY DIDN'’T YOU FIRE ME?

WELL, I NEED SOMEONE TO TURN ON THE COMPUTERS.

PLUS, SINCE WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY,

I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD SHARE SOME OF YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH ME.

OH.I KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE THINKING,

DID HE EVEN JUST GET MORE HANDSOME?

THE ANSWER IS YES. YES, I DID.

THAT'’S WHAT POWER DOES TO A MAN.

NOW, I'’D LOVE TO CHAT,

BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE INSPECTION OF...

YOUR BEAT.

AAH!

AGH!

[ yelling ]

[ whistles ]

[ continues yelling ]

HUH?

DIBBLE, YOU'’RE BACK!

PARDON ME FOR NOT RISING,

BUT I HAVEN'’T FELT THIS ILL SINCE I HAD BLUBBERITIS.

NOW, IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL GOOD POLICE WORK, DIBBLE?

SIR, YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

YOU'’VE BEEN SLACKING ON YOUR JOB!

HEY! LIKE, YOU CAN'’T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT!

HE'’S, LIKE, THE CHIEF OF, LIKE, POLICE.

I'’M THE CHIEF OF POLICE!

UH, BUT IF YOU'’RE NOT CHIEF,

HOW ARE YOUS GONNA AFFORD ALL THAT STUFF YOU BOUGHT?

OHH!

PLEASE, CHIEF STRICKLAND, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!

STRICKLAND?

HEY, YOU'’RE THE GUY WE RIPPED OFF

AT THE LASZLO LASZLO CONCERT.

REMEMBER, TC,[ groaning ]

HE FELL FOR IT HOOK, LINE, AND--BENNY, SHH!

NO NEED TO QUIET HIM, TOP CAT.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!

I'’M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU MESS WITH STRICKLAND.

OH, HOW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'’RE ANGRY.

CHIEF STRICKLAND,

I'’M SURE IT WAS ALL JUST A MISUNDER-- OH!

WHAT THE...?

YOU THINK I'’D ACTUALLY GO INSIDE

YOUR FILTHY, FILTHY ALLEY?

I'’M A HOLOGRAM.

[ laughing ]

DIBBLE, YOU REPORT BACK

TO MY BODY AT THE OFFICE, IMMEDIATELY.

AS FOR YOU,

I WILL DEAL WITH YOU SOON ENOUGH!

[ laughing ]

HOW DO I SHUT THIS THING OFF?

HUH... OH, YEAH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME KEEP MY JOB, SIR.

YEAH, WELL, I DON'’T WANT TO WASTE MY COMPUTERS'’ TIME

ON UNIMPORTANT TASKS,

SO I'’M GIVING THEM ALL TO YOU.

TRIXIE, SHOW OFFICER DIBBLE HIS NEW TASKS AND OFFICE.

OFFICE? THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.

MAYBE ALL THESE CHANGES WILL BE FOR THE BETTER.

OH, OF COURSE.

STRICKLAND WILL TURN THIS TOWN INTO A BETTER PLACE.

AND NOW, THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.

AT LEAST I'’VE GOT A WINDOW.

OH.

START WITH THE FILES ON YOUR DESK

AND DON'’T DISTURB GERRY.

HI, I'’M GERRY.

CANDY BAR?

THANKS, I'’D LOVE ONE.

NO, I MEANT DO YOU HAVE ONE?

STRICKLAND DOESN'’T ALLOW ME TO TAKE SNACK BREAKS.

I'’M STARVING.

HMM.IS IT TRUE, TC?

IS DIBBLE REALLY GONE AWAY FOREVER?

WELL, I'’M AFRAID SO, BRAIN.

HEY, AREN'’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING UP THE LADDER?

[ grunting ]

WHOA!

[ all yelling]

LUCKILY CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR--

[ grunts ]

[ both groaning ]

I'’M, LIKE, TOTALLY GONNA MISS DIBBLE.

HE WAS, LIKE, A COOL CAT.

YES, YES, HE WAS.

BUT NOW THAT DIBBLE'’S GONE,

WE HAVE FREE REIN OF HOAGIE'’S ALLEY.

WE CAN PLAY AS MANY SCAMS AS WE WANT,

HAVE ALL-NIGHT PARTIES,

COME AND GO AS MUCH AS WE PLEASE.

BUT, TC, ISN'’T THAT WHAT WE DID WHEN DIBBLE WAS AROUND?

GOOD POINT, BENNY.

IT WAS EASY LIVING BEFORE,

AND IT'’LL BE EVEN EASIER LIVING NOW.

[ all gasp ]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I KNEW STRICKLAND WAS A TYRANT BUT THIS IS SHOCKING!

[ yelling ]

LET'’S JUST KEEP THAT LITTLE BIT OF IRONY TO OURSELVES, SHALL WE?

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW, TC?

OOH, OOH! MAYBE WE CAN GO TO THE ZOO!

THEY HAVE A NEW 800-POUND GORILLA!

HMM? HMM.

HMM, I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!

AND YOU'’LL NOTICE IT'’S ALL SAFE AND SOUND, MR. MAYOR.

'’CAUSE WITH TECHNOLOGY,

I CAN KEEP TABS ON ALL CRIME THROUGHOUT THE CITY.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO WHY I CALLED YOU HERE TODAY.

LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU MY NEW ROBOT POLICEMAN!

WOULD ANYONE CARE FOR SOME TEA OR COFFEE?

OH! HE'’S SO LIFELIKE.

OW!OH, NO, NO, NO.

DIBBLE'’S THE ONLY THING IN THIS STATION

THAT ISN'’T COMPUTERIZED.

YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE HE MAKES MISTAKES.

WATCH.

[ chuckles ]

THIS IS MY ROBOT!

[ heavy footsteps approaching ]

AAH!

I HAVE A COMPANY WILLING TO MAKE

THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF THESE MACHINES.

ALL I NEED FROM YOU

IS THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.

OF COURSE, I WILL BE WILLING TO TAKE CASH.

I DON'’T KNOW.

YOU THINK THESE HIGH-TECH GIZMOS WILL REALLY WORK?

OF COURSE!

YOU CAN TRICK A POLICEMAN,

BUT YOU CAN'’T TRICK TECHNOLOGY.

ALL SET!

[ singing Hawaiian sounding song ]

CHA CHA CHA!

[ grunts ]

[ continues singing ]

OH!

[ gasps ]

[ roaring ]

OH.

[ roaring ]

[ grunting ]

[ cats cheering ]

HA HA! WELCOME HOME, BOYS.

YOU DID IT AGAIN, TC!

[ all chanting ] TOP CAT, TOP CAT, TOP CAT!

TOP CAT, TOP CAT, TOP CAT!

PAY THE TALENT, TOO, WILL YA, BRAIN?

BUT WE'’RE OUT OF BANANAS, TC.

[ gorilla roaring ]

[ stammering ]

WE GOTTA FEED HIM SOMETHING, SO, UH...

[ all yelling ]

[ all gasp ]

[ grumbling ]

[ roars ][ yelling ]

Benny: WHOA! OH!

I SUFFER. I SUFFER. I SUFFER.

[ grunts ]

[ screaming, thuds ]

HI, GUYS!

OH! HI, CHOO-CHOO.

[ all screaming ]

WELL, IF IT ISN'’T FANCY FANCY.

YOU WON'’T ESCAPE FROM ME THIS TIME.

UH, IT'’S NOT A GOOD TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.

I'’LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, OK, DONNA?

WHO'’S DONNA?

EH... DIANA? DAISY?

[ screaming, gorilla hooting ]

DEE DEE?

YOU COME BACK HERE, FANCY FANCY!

[ gorilla hooting ]AAH!

[ Top Cat screaming ]

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS, MR. MAYOR.

NOW, YOU CAN PLEASE FILL OUT THE CHECK TO LOU STRICKLAND.

AND NO NEED TO FILL IN THE AMOUNT.

I'’LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

[ gasps ]

[ roaring ]

AAH!

[ snarling, horns honking ]

[ screaming ]

[ gasping ]

NO! NO!

[ roaring ]

HEY! THAT'’S MY HOUSE!

ONE DOLLAR TO SEE THE GORILLA!

TOP CAT! OH!

LOOKS LIKE TOP CAT FOUND A WAY AROUND YOUR TECHNOLOGY.

[ gasps ]

NO, WAIT! NOT THE CHECK!

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR TECHNOLOGY

IS CAPABLE OF CATCHING CRIMINALS

LIKE TOP CAT.

AND YOU'’LL HAVE YOUR MONEY THEN.

NO, DON'’T LEAVE. MR. MAYOR, PLEASE!

COME BACK WITH MY MONEY!

[ screaming ]

THIS IS TERRIBLE, SIR.

OUR DREAM OF MAKING NEW YORK CITY

A BETTER AND SAFER PLACE IS GONE.

CALM DOWN, TRIXIE.

I'’LL JUST SHOW THE MAYOR WHAT MY TECHNOLOGY CAN DO.

[ chuckling ]

I HAPPEN TO KNOW THIS... TOP CAT GUY.

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?

OF COURSE. OF COURSE THERE IS.

I GOTTA ADMIT, YOUR ASKING ME OUT

SO SUDDENLY WAS QUITE A SURPRISE.

HOW'’D YOU EVEN FIND ME?

I LOOKED UP HANDSOME IN THE PHONE BOOK

AND THEN I CALLED THEM UP AND ASKED FOR YOUR ADDRESS.

HUH? HA, HA, HA.

OH, I NEVER DID LIKE THAT GUY!

I'’M SORRY I WAS IN SUCH A RUSH WHEN WE FIRST MET.

TONIGHT IS MY TREAT.

WAITER, I'’LL HAVE FIVE ORDERS OF LOBSTER.

I THINK I'’LL ORDER THE SMALL SALAD.

OH, THAT'’S SO CONSIDERATE THAT YOU'’RE ORDERING FOOD

TO BRING BACK TO YOUR GANG.

HEY, THAT'’S A GREAT IDEA!

MAKE THAT 25 ORDERS OF LOBSTER!

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

WELL... I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT MYSELF.

I LIVED IN AN ORPHANAGE,

GREW UP, WENT TO COLLEGE, STUDIED HARD,

GOT A JOB TO PAY FOR COLLEGE,

AND NOW, I HAVE A VERY PRESTIGIOUS CAREER.

WELL, YOU KNOW, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

IS NO WAY TO LIVE.

IT BEATS LIVING IN AN ALLEY.

OH, THE ALLEY'’S NOT SO BAD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'’VE GOT

SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SHARE IT WITH.

YOU AND THE OTHER RIFF-RAFF?

OH, YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG.

WE ONLY STEAL FROM THOSE SLIMY SELF-IMPORTANT RICH PEOPLE

TO GIVE THE MONEY TO OURSELVES...

UH...AND ORPHANS.

DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE ORPHANS?

[ gasps, sighs ]

[ sighs ]

[ phone rings ]

EXCUSE ME, I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE THIS CALL.

HURRY BACK.

I MIGHT GET BACK FASTER

IF I LEAVE MY PURSE JUST LAYING HERE.

IT'’S SO HEAVY WITH REVEALING STUFF ABOUT ME

THAT IT WOULD SLOW ME DOWN.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A WOMAN FROM HER PURSE.

OH, SURE.

[ groans ]

[ yelling ]

YOU WERE RIGHT, HE COULDN'’T RESIST SNOOPING!

[ laughing ]

PERFECT!

GOT IT! GREAT WORK, TRIXIE.

AND GREAT WORK TO YOU, BEAUTIFUL.

HUH?

Strickland: NOTHING! NOW, GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

I'’M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO RUN.

IT WAS REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU TONIGHT.

OH, WHAT A SHAME.

WE WERE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTH--

OHH!

[ sighs ]

BOYS, YOU'’RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THE NIGHT I HAD.

I AM IN LOVE!

AND TO CELEBRATE,

I GOT GOURMET LOBSTER DINNERS FOR ALL OF YOU!

HOW COULD YOU, TC?

HUH? WELL, IF I'’D KNOWN YOU FELT THAT WAY,

I WOULD'’VE BROUGHT BACK STEAK.

UH, FISH?

PORK CHOPS?

MY, MY, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF PICKY EATERS.

WE'’RE NOT ANGRY ABOUT THAT, TC,

WE'’RE ANGRY ABOUT THIS!

"TERRIBLE TOP CAT ROBS CITY ORPHANAGE."

WHAT?

I'’LL GRANT YOU THE CAT IN THE PICTURE

IS VERY GOOD-LOOKING, BUT IT AIN'’T ME.

WELL, IF YOU, LIKE, DIDN'’T STEAL, LIKE, THE MONEY,

HOW DID YOU GET ALL THOSE LOBSTER DINNERS?

UH, WELL...

YOU TOLD ME WE ONLY ROBBED PEOPLE

THAT DESERVED IT, THAT WE LIVE BY A CODE.

BOYS, BOYS, CALM DOWN A MINUTE.

I'’M INNOCENT.

[ helicopter, sirens ]

ARREST THAT CAT!

STRICKLAND, I KNOW WE'’VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES,

BUT I AM INNOCENT.

I'’D LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT, TC.

HONESTLY, I WOULD.

BUT I'’VE GOT SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE

OF YOU THAT SAYS OTHERWISE.

HA, HA, HA! [ kids screaming ]

THERE'’S NOTHING I LIKE BETTER

THAN STEALING FROM ORPHANS.

IT'’S A GREAT EXCUSE TO GET AWAY FROM MY GANG, TOO.

TALK ABOUT A PACK OF LOSERS!

[ all gasp ]

ALSO, STRICKLAND IS THE MOST HANDSOME MAN

I'’VE EVER SEEN!

WHILE I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT, TOP CAT,

IT DOESN'’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A CRIMINAL.

AND THE WORST PART IS,

YOU WEREN'’T EVEN GONNA SHARE THE MONEY YOU STOLE

WITH YOUR OWN GANG.

HUH?

IS THAT TRUE, TC?

OF COURSE I WASN'’T GONNA SHARE THE MONEY,

'’CAUSE I DIDN'’T TAKE IT!

OH, WHERE'’S DIBBLE?

HE KNOWS I WOULDN'’T DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

DIBBLE'’S A CLOWN.

CERTAINLY, HE CAN BE FOOLISH.

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT I DO IS

I RENT HIM OUT FOR ALL KINDS OF CHILDREN'’S PARTIES.

AAH! YOU KILLED IT!

COME WITH ME.WAIT! I'’M INNOCENT.

I CAN PROVE IT! THERE'’S THIS GIRL, TRIXIE...

OH, TRIXIE! YOU'’RE HERE!

TELL THEM I WAS WITH YOU.

UH...

Top Cat: TRIXIE?

OH, YOU WORK FOR STRICKLAND?

I'’M SORRY, TC, THIS...

THIS IS JUST WHAT'’S BEST FOR THE CITY.

THIS WAS A SET-UP!

GET IN THE CAT CARRIER.

BOYS, YOU GOT TO HELP ME!

[ gasping ]

I HEREBY CONDEMN YOU TO LIFE IN PRISON!

Man: NEXT UP, TOP CAT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'’S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

MM-HMM, YEP, YEP.

MM-HMM, MM-HMM, YEP.

MM-HMM.

THIS DOESN'’T MAKE ANY SENSE.

NO, NO, NO!

YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'’T COMMIT THIS CRIME.

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

RIGHT. I MEAN, YOU'’RE NOT ON TRIAL HERE.

WELL... YOU ARE,

BUT YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY.

AND YOU DESERVE A FAIR AND IMPARTIAL TRIAL.

COULDN'’T AGREE MORE.

[ chuckling ]

BAILIFF, LET'’S BRING IN THE JURY.

BUT, SIR, THIS ISN'’T A FAIR AND IMPARTIAL JURY.

I WANT TO TALK TO MY LAWYER.

PRESENT!

I PROMISE TO DO MY BEST, TOP CAT.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

BEFORE BECOMING CHIEF OF POLICE,

STRICKLAND WAS THE BEST LAWYER IN TOWN.

AND DON'’T FORGET HANDSOME, YOUR HONOR.

BUT I DON'’T WANT HIM TO REPRESENT ME.

NOTED, THE ACCUSED RENOUNCES HIS DEFENSE .

JURORS?

HAVE YOU REACHED A VERDICT

IN THE CASE OF SWEET ADORABLE ORPHANS

VERSUS TOP CAT WHO IS OBVIOUSLY GUILTY?

A VERDICT? BUT WHAT ABOUT A TRIAL?

IT DOESN'’T MATTER!

WE ALL SAW THE VIDEO OF YOU EARLIER.

WHAT'’S TO SAY? YOU OBVIOUSLY DID IT.

WE, ALL OF US ON THE JURY,

FIND TOP CAT GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES.

FAREWELL.

I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO CAT JAIL.

OH...[ indistinct whispering ]

OH, NO, LOOKS LIKE I CAN'’T SEND YOU THERE.

IT'’S ALL FILLED UP.

HA, HA, HA... YES!

SO...

I'’LL HAVE TO SEND YOU

TO DOG JAIL INSTEAD!

BUT I'’M INNOCENT!

MR. MAYOR, I TRUST NOW THAT YOU CAN SEE

HOW TECHNOLOGY CAN HELP KEEP OUR CITY SAFE.

HERE'’S YOUR MONEY, STRICKLAND.

USE IT WISELY.

OH, DON'’T WORRY.

[ chuckling ]

SPEED BOAT FOR THE BATHTUB.

[ knocking ]

ONE SIDE, MAKE WAY! TOP CAT WALKING!

[ barking ]

[ barking continues ]

HERE COMES MY NEW CHEW TOY.

UH-OH.

YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE

TO A COUPLE OF THOSE NINE LIVES, TOP CAT.

HEY, MY OLD PAL, GRISWALD.

WHAT'’D THEY GET YOU FOR?

OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK.

OH, WELL, THAT DOESN'’T SOUND SO BAD.

THE BOOK WAS CALLED HOW TO EAT CATS IN PRISON!

[ laughing ]

[ barking and laughing ]

YOU'’RE DEAD!

HEY, BUDDY, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'’S HERE TO SEE YOU.

SHE'’S GOT A TAIL, COLLAR, AND SAYS "BARK."

WOO-HOO! THAT'’S MY GIRLFRIEND!

I'’VE BEEN WAITING 20 YEARS TO SEE HER.

THANKS A LOT, BUDDY!

I'’M COMING, BABY!

[ whimpering ]

Choo-Choo: I KNOW WE ALL FEEL VERY SAD,

BUT WITH TC IN JAIL,

WE'’LL NEED A NEW LEADER.

I THINK THE ONLY WAY

IS FOR EVERYONE TO THINK OF A NUMBER FROM ONE TO FIVE.

BENNY?

TWO.Choo-Choo: SPOOK?

LIKE, ONE?

Choo-Choo: FANCY FANCY?HMM, THREE.

BRAIN?

BRAIN?

BRAIN!

I'’M THINKING. I'’M THINKING.

HMM... HMM.

TOO LATE. YOU'’RE ALL WRONG!

IT'’S FOUR.

BUT YOU SAID IT HAD TO BE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO FIVE.

FORGET IT, BRAIN. DON'’T WORRY, GUYS.

WE'’LL JUST DO WHAT TC USED TO

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT!

[ Top Cat theme song plays ]

AAH!

[ grunting ]

[ screaming ]

WAIT FOR ME!

[ screams ]

[ clears throat ]OH...

HMM? WHA--

[ grunting ]

HEY!

[ breaking dishes, yelling ]

[ all screaming ]

♪ TOP CAT

HUH?

ATTENTION, NEW YORK SHOPPERS.

IT WAS MY BRILLIANT TECHNOLOGY

THAT ALLOWED ME TO CATCH

A VICIOUS CRIMINAL LIKE TOP CAT.

[ cheering ]

AND I WILL CONTINUE TO USE THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY

TO MAKE YOUR LIVES SAFER

BY PUTTING SECURITY CAMERAS

ON EVERY STREET CORNER!

[ applause ]

AND IN YOUR HOUSE,

AND IN YOUR CARS.

[ cheering ends ]

AND IN YOUR BEDROOMS,

AND IN YOUR BATHROOM.

AND I GET TO KEEP THE LIGHT ON!

[ indistinct murmuring ]

AND I PROMISE YOU

NOT TO PUT ANYTHING ON YOUTUBE

THAT ISN'’T REALLY FUNNY AND INTERESTING

AND GETS A LOT OF HITS.

NOW, GET BACK TO YOUR HOUSE!

ONE OF YOUR DOGS JUST DID NUMBER TWO!

[ gasping ]

[ rumbling ]

[ screaming ]

[ laughing ]

OH, WELL, THAT'’S IT THEN.

HMM... HEY!

YOU'’RE EVEN MORE HANDSOME WHEN WE PUT YOU ON THE BIG JUMBOTRON.

SIR, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

ELIMINATED CRIME COMPLETELY.

NO-ONE CAN DO ANYTHING WRONG IF THEY'’RE BEING WATCHED 24/7.

24/7?

ISN'’T THAT A BIT--

INSPIRED? IT IS!

IT'’S THE ONLY WAY TO STOP CRIME.

PEOPLE'’S RIGHTS ARE OVERRATED.

THE IMPORTANT THING TO FOCUS ON IS SECURITY CONTRACTS.

[ sighs ]

[ indistinct chattering ]

GOING SOMEWHERE?

I JUST THOUGHT I'’D DO SOME LIGHT GARDENING,

TRY TO PRETTY UP THE JOINT, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

YOUR GARDENING IS GONNA HAVE TO WAIT,

'’CAUSE YOUS AND MES GOTS A SCORE TO SETTLE, CAT!

[ grunting ]

CAT? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CAT?

I'’M CALLING YOUS A CAT!

WELL, YOU ARE CLEARLY MISTAKEN.

I'’M NOT A CAT.HUH?

I'’M IN DOG JAIL, AREN'’T I?

I GUESS.

WELL, HOW CAN I BE A CAT IF I'’M IN DOG JAIL?

BUT HOW COME YOU LOOK DIFFERENT FROM ME?

I DIDN'’T WANT TO MENTION THIS IN FRONT OF THE OTHER FELLAS.

BUT IF I'’M A DOG,

AND I THINK WE JUST AGREED THAT I AM,

AND YOU LOOK DIFFERENT FROM ME, WHICH YOU DO...

I'’M AFRAID THAT MAKES YOU...

A CAT!

NO! IT CAN'’T BE!

ALL THE TAIL CHASING, AND HYDRANT PEEING,

THE MAILMEN BITING IT WAS ALL A LIE?

IT'’S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE.

YOU KNOW...

I-I THINK MAYBE I ALWAYS SUSPECTED IT...

ON SOME LEVEL.

OHH, MY POOR WIFE, WHEN SHE FINDS OUT!

[ groaning ]

YOU CAN'’T TELL ANYONE!

GRIZ, MY PAL,

I WOULDN'’T DREAM OF LETTING YOUR LITTLE SECRET OUT.

OF COURSE...

I MIGHT NEED A FEW FAVORS FROM YOU IN RETURN.

OHH!THIS SHOULD GET YOU STARTED.

[ Griswald growling ]

YOU CHECKED OUT THE NEW A15 ROBOT VACUUM

ON CELL BLOCK C?

OH, YEAH. SHE'’S GOT ALL THE ATTACHMENTS.

WHOA! WHOA!

LOOK AT THE LID ON THAT!

THAT'’S ONE FINE-LOOKING GARBAGE CAN.

[ sighs ]

Benny: TC!HUH?

OH, TOP CAT, WHERE ARE YOU?

BENNY?

Choo-Choo: FORGET ABOUT HIM, BENNY.

Fancy: YEAH, THAT NO GOOD TWO FACE LIED TO US.

HE EVEN STOLE SOME DOLPHINS.

MAYBE THEY WERE ORPHANS. I FORGOT.

THE SOONER WE ALL, LIKE, FORGET ABOUT TOP CAT,

YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE BETTER. OK?

MM-HMM. I GUESS YOU'’RE RIGHT.

IT'’S TIME TO FORGET ABOUT TC AND MOVE ON.

OH.

[ sighs ]

Strickland: HMM... OK, LET'’S SEE HERE...

"TO SPY ON YOUR OWN CITIZENS, BEGIN SIMPLY BY PUSHING

"THE '’SPY ON YOUR OWN CITIZENS'’ BUTTON.

PUSH BUTTON."

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING PEELING THAT BANANA?!

UNEVEN BANANA PEELING, $100 FINE!

NOW, THROW IT OUT NOW!

WASTING FOOD, ANOTHER $50 FINE

AND 20 MORE FOR TRASH CAN RENTAL.

OFFICER!

PAY THE OFFICER!

HEY, YOU THERE!

HAT WEARING ON A TUESDAY...

20 DOLLAR FINE!

HIDING A CONCEALED HAT?

THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE

AND THREE DAYS IN THE SLAMMER!

OFFICER, TAKE HER AWAY!

[ screaming ]

HEY, YOU THERE!

NO PARKING IF YOU DON'’T HAVE A NECK.

BUT THERE ISN'’T ANY SIGN.

WAIT! THERE'’S YOUR SIGN.

[ gasps ]

[ laughing ]

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY...

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY...

[ laughing ]

HUH?

CHECK IT OUT, TRIXIE!

I'’VE GOT MY OWN MOUNTAIN-OF-MONEY SLIDE!

AND THE BEST PART IS, I CAN TAKE ALL THE MONEY

TO USE TO MAKE MYSELF EVEN MORE HANDSOME.

LOOK, I'’VE GOT MY TEETH LESS YELLOW!

[ chuckles ]

BUT THE PEOPLE ARE SO TERRIFIED!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, STRICKLAND?

OH, IT WAS EASY.

ALL WITH THE HELP OF MY LITTLE BOOK HERE.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS MONEY?

DON'’T WORRY, TRIXIE,

I'’LL GIVE YOU A WHOLE ROLL OF NICKELS.

THAT'’S NOT WHAT I WANT.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS CITY SAFER,

BUT INSTEAD, NO ONE IS SAFE FROM YOU!

MAYBE IT'’S TIME TO ASK YOURSELF WHICH SIDE YOU'’RE ON.

YEAH. MAYBE.

CONSIDER THIS MY RESIGNATION, SIR!

WELL, YOU CAN'’T QUIT,

'’CAUSE I'’M HAVING YOU REPLACED WITH A COMPUTER!

A COMPUTER!

THERE'’S NOT ONE HONEST PERSON IN THIS PLACE!

HUH?

[ Dibble muttering ]

HMM...

[ thunder rumbling ]

HEY! HOW DID WE END UP BROKE?

I THINK WE FORGOT HOW TO MAKE MONEY,

BUT REMEMBERED HOW TO SPEND IT.

I GUESS THE GOOD NEWS IS, THINGS CAN'’T GET ANY WORSE.

[ thunder ]

OK, NOW THINGS DEFINITELY CAN'’T GET ANY...

[ screaming ]

AT LEAST LIGHTNING NEVER STRIKES THE SAME PLACE TWICE.

[ screaming ]

COME ON!

I CAN'’T BELIEVE TC WOULD ABANDON US LIKE THIS.

HE KNOWS WE CAN'’T TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES.

I'’M SURE THAT, LIKE,

TC IS DOING AS BAD AS WE'’RE DOING,

PROBABLY WORSE!

HMM.

[ indistinct chatter ]

WHAT IS THAT?

HMM. [ sniffing ]

HMM. ALL RIGHT, MOVE ON.

ERROR--

CAN WE GET SOME BETTER CHOW HERE?

HEY, YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?

[ gobbling ]

HEY! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GRISWALD DO THAT?

NOPE. AND THE NEW GUY LOOKS WEIRD.

WELL, IF HE'’S GOT GRISWALD TO SERVE HIM,

MAN, HE MUST BE A TOUGH DOG. MM-HMM!

UGH!

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

IT'’S SLOPS, SIR.

ALL THE DOGS EAT IT.

I'’VE MADE BETTER MEALS OUT OF TRASH I FOUND IN THE ALLEY.

JUST BECAUSE WE'’RE DOGS,

DOESN'’T MEAN THEY SHOULD TREAT US LIKE DOGS!

YEAH!

WE'’RE NOT DOGS! OOPS.

[ chuckles ]

[ yelling ]

Top Cat: A LITTLE BIT OF PEPPER,

SOME OREGANO...

[ screaming, glass breaking ]

Dog: OH, BOY!

[ cheering ]

[ chuckles ] OH, BOY! YIPPEE!

FINALLY SOME GOOD GRUB!

WHOO-HOO!

YEAH!

[ sniffs ]

OH! I'’LL HAVE WHAT HE'’S HAVING.

[ chanting ] TOP DOG, TOP DOG, TOP DOG!

[ chanting continues ]

[ chanting ] TOP CAT, TOP CAT, TOP CAT!

LET ME DOWN, BOYS.

I NEED SOME TIME ALONE.

WHAT GOT INTO HIM?

BEATS ME!

ALSO... I'’M NOT A CAT.

All: HUH?

YOU AIN'’T GOING TO BELIEVE ME, GERRY.

STRICKLAND MADE ME CLEAN HIS TOILET AGAIN.

GERRY?

[ knocking ]

I'’M COMING.

YOU?

LET ME IN, THERE'’S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE.

TOP CAT SECRET FILE?

HUH?

THAT ROBOT ROBBED THE ORPHANAGE!

THAT MEANS--

TOP CAT IS INNOCENT.

Strickland: WRONG, TRIXIE,

IF THAT'’S YOUR REAL NAME.

TOP CAT'’S GUILTY...

OF STANDING IN MY WAY.

BUT, THE OLD POLICE CHIEF, YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW...

HE BELIEVED IN YOU!

FATHER-IN-LAW? HAH!

HE DOESN'’T EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER,

THAT'’S HOW GOOD A CON MAN I AM.

I'’LL GO TO THE POLICE WITH THIS!

YOU FORGET, DIBBLE. I AM THE POLICE.

AND YOU'’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

GUARDS! WHERE'’S THE REST OF MY FACE?

Robots: DOORWAY RIDICULOUSLY SMALL.

MOVEMENT IMPOSSIBLE.

Trixie: WHOA!

WE'’VE BEEN FRAMED.

Strickland: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, DIBBLE!

[ Strickland laughing ]

I'’M ON EVERY TV CHANNEL IN TOWN!

YOU CAN'’T ESCAPE ME!

Robot: WAIT, THAT'’S THE LADIES'’ ROOM.

Strickland: I DON'’T CARE IF IT'’S THE LADIES ROOM!

JUST LEAVE THE SEAT DOWN AND GET IN THERE!

[ knocking ]

OCCUPIED! HURRY, OFFICER DIBBLE!

FOOLS! BREAK DOWN THAT DOOR AND ARREST THEM TRAITORS!

[ screaming ]

RUN, DIBBLE, RUN!

TELL TOP CAT I'’M SORRY!

STRICKLAND IS GONNA KILL US.

IT'’S OKAY, WE'’LL JUST SAY A GIANT BIRD GOT HIM.

YEAH, YEAH, THAT'’S GOOD.

I READ SOMETHING ABOUT ONE OF THOSE.

WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO READ?

I WONDER WHAT TOP CAT IS DOING.

I BET I KNOW WHO'’D KNOW.

WHO?TOP CAT.

HE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT EVERYONE WAS UP TO.

ANY FOOD LEFT?

NO, THAT WAS ALWAYS TC'’S JOB,

ALONG WITH SCHEDULING, PLANNING, BOSSING,

AND KEEPING THE LIZARDS AWAY!

[ frogs croaking ]

SHOO, SHOO! GET OFF! AAH! GET OFF!

Dibble: AAH!

[ croaking ]

[ grunts ]

OH, OFFICER DIBBLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

IT'’S NOT "OFFICER" ANY MORE.

THESE DAYS IT'’S ACTUALLY

VALET-MANSERVANT- HELPER-MONKEY DIBBLE.

MUST BE NICE.

I'’M HERE BECAUSE TOP CAT IS INNOCENT.

HE DIDN'’T ROB THE ORPHANS AT ALL.

[ all gasps ]

YOU MEAN, LIKE, HE DIDN'’T BREAK

THE CODE OR HOLD OUT ON US?

NOPE. HE WAS FRAMED.

IT'’S ALL RIGHT HERE!

THAT THING FRAMED MY FRIEND TOP CAT?

NO!

I GOT, I GOT IT!

WHOA!

THAT WAS REALLY AWESOME, DUDE!

THAT'’S THE WAY TO DO IT.

THAT WAS THE ONLY EVIDENCE I HAD.

NOW WE'’LL NEVER GET HIM OUT OF JAIL.

HA, YES, WE WILL.

WE'’LL, LIKE, BREAK HIM OUT.

YOU SEE, I, LIKE, USED TO PLAY POOL

WITH A FELLOW NAMED GUS,

WHO BUSTED OUT OF JAIL, LIKE,

MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT.

HE CAN COUNT PRETTY HIGH, TOO.

GUS EVEN, LIKE, BROKE OUT OF DOG JAIL ONCE!

HE WAS SENT THERE FOR, LIKE, PEEING ON A FIRE HYDRANT.

HE SOUNDS GROSS. AND PERFECT!

YEAH! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, HE, LIKE,

LIVES WAY OUT IN THE BOONIES.

CAN WE TAKE YOUR POLICE CRUISER?

NO GOOD.

STRICKLAND HAS THEM ALL ON A GPS TRACKING DEVICE.

HE'’LL CATCH US IN NO TIME.

I THINK I HAVE THE ANSWER.

HEY! THERE'’S THAT ECLIPSE THEY MENTIONED ON THE NEWS!

Choo-Choo: WOW! IT'’S SO DARK!

Spook: LIKE HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO LAST?

Benny: SHOULD BE JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS.

THERE. IT'’S OVER.

NOW THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

UH...

AH!

[ neighing ]

NOT TO BE UNGRATEFUL BUT, UH...

DOES THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?

SECOND GEAR COMING UP!

[ neighs ]

[ yelling ]

YIPPEE, YEAH!

RING THE BELL! MAKE HIM STOP!

HE LOVES GETTING HIS PICTURE TAKEN!

IT'’S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE HIM...

[ all yelling ]

STOP.

FORMER POLICEMAN! OPEN UP!

JUST A--JUST A MINUTE.

[ mooing ]

[ squawking ]

WELL, WELL, WELL.

IT LOOKS LIKE BIG GUS AND HIS GANG ARE ALL HERE.

SMALL LOUIE.EVENING.

THEN THERE'’S SKINNY MOE, FATTY STAN...

...AND OF COURSE, ONE-EYED BILL.

WHY DO YOU CALL HIM ONE-EYED BILL

WHEN HE HAS ALL THAT OTHER STUFF GOING ON?

WHAT?

YOU THINK WE GIVE HIM A NEW NICKNAME

EVERY TIME HE HAS AN ACCIDENT?

SO, WHAT CAN ME AND MY

"LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN" PALS

DO FOR YOUS GUYS?

OUR PAL TOP CAT HAS BEEN SENT TO JAIL

FOR A CRIME HE DIDN'’T COMMIT.

WE NEED YOU TO HELP US GET HIM OUT.

WHY SHOULD I HELP TOP CAT?

BECAUSE YOU OWE HIM.

STICK '’EM UP!

I SAID, STICK '’EM UP!

THANKS, GUS. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT,

YOU'’RE THE BEST TAILOR IN THE BIZ.

SORRY, TC, I DON'’T HAVE CHANGE RIGHT NOW.

AH, YOU CAN OWE ME.

HEY, GUS, WE'’RE GONNA GO ROB THE BANK.

WANNA COME?

WELL, SURE BEATS BEING A TAILOR.

I GUESS I DO OWE TC.

ALL RIGHT, I'’LL HELP YOUS GUYS.

BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST...

DINNER!

[ neighing ]

AAH!

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HIM...

WINDOW BILL.

HE DOES SEEM TO FALL THROUGH THEM A LOT.

WHY ARE WE GOING BACKWARDS?

BECAUSE, I'’VE ONLY BROKEN OUT OF JAIL.

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO GET BACK IN.

BOY, EVEN I THINK THAT'’S A STUPID REASON.

GENTLEMEN, BEFORE WE GO FURTHER,

I MUST WARN YOU THE SIGHT THAT AWAITS YOU

ON THE OTHER SIDE MAY BE HARD TO TAKE.

THIS AIN'’T KINDERGARTEN, THIS IS A VIOLENT, SCARY PLACE,

FILLED WITH BEINGS OF PURE EVIL.

HUH?[ all gasp ]

[ indistinct chatter ]

HEY!

HEY! HEY!

CHEER UP, TC.

YOU TRANSFORMED THIS PLACE INTO A PARADISE.

YEAH, WELL...

TC, IT'’S US!

OH.

YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WE'’RE HERE TO, LIKE, RESCUE YOU!

AND I'’M HERE TO GIVE YOU THIS.

ONE DOLLAR AND 49 CENTS.

I DON'’T OWE YOU ANYTHING ANY MORE.

BEST OF LUCK, FELLAS!

QUICK, TC,

LET'’S GO BEFORE THE GUARDS CATCH US.

AND WHY SHOULD I GO WITH YOU?

YOU THINK I'’M NOTHING BUT A COMMON CRIMINAL.

NO OFFENCE.

All: NONE TAKEN, TOP DOG!

BUT WE KNOW THE TRUTH NOW,

THAT STRICKLAND SET YOU UP.

MM-HMM.

I SEEM TO REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE SAYING THAT

EXACT THING A LONG TIME AGO.

UH, IT WAS YOU, TC!

THAT IT WAS, BRAIN.

WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS PLACE?

I'’VE GOT EVERYTHING I COULD EVER ASK FOR.

MEET MY NEW BEST PALS:

VINNY, EINSTEIN, DANDY DANDY,

SPECTRUM, AND CHATTANOOGA.

HI, THERE.[ grunts ]

HEY, WHAT UP, DOG?

WHOA, DUDE, LIKE, THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD.

LEPLEASURE IS MOI.

BUT YOU DON'’T HAVE US.

PLEASE, TC, YOU GOTTA COME BACK.

WE CAN'’T FUNCTION WITHOUT YOU.

BUT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT...

WE MISS YOU.

WE'’RE SORRY WE EVER DOUBTED YOU.

IT'’LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

HEY!

MM-HMM.

OH, I MISSED YOU, TOO.

NOT EVEN ALL THIS FANCY STUFF COULD CHEER ME UP.

ACTUALLY, THOSE CANDIES KIND OF TOOK THE EDGE OFF.

YOU REALLY GOTTA TRY ONE.

MMM.

MAYBE A LITTLE LESS CHEWING

AND A LITTLE MORE GETTING OUT OF HERE?

OH, NO, LOOK!

LIKE, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO, LIKE, LEAVE NOW?

WE'’LL GO OUT THE FRONT DOOR.

RUPERT, MY GOOD MAN.

DID YOU HEAR THE GREAT NEWS?

I SERVED MY FULL SENTENCE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, TC?

YOU JUST GOT HERE.

INDEED I DID.

BUT YOU HEARD ABOUT HOW I'’M A DOG, RIGHT?

YUP. I HAD A HUNCH THE WHOLE TIME, TOO.

I REALLY DID.

WELL, THEN, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,

IF A DAY IS EQUAL TO SEVEN DOG DAYS

AND I'’M A DOG...

ADD THIS AND THIS TIMES THE SQUARE ROOT OF FOUR,

MINUS THE BOILING POINT OF TUNGSTEN,

CARRY THE THREE AND, UH...

THAT MEANS I GET OUT OF JAIL TODAY!

HUH, HOW ABOUT THAT?

THIS WAY.SEE YA, DOGS!

SURE WAS NICE OF YOU TO SHOW US CATS SUCH HOSPITALITY.

AND FOR TAKING CARE OF OUR NUMERO UNOCAT PAL, TC.

[ growling ]

YOU'’RE TELLING ME...

I WAS SERVING A CAT?

GET '’EM!

AAH!

[ all screaming ]

AAH! IF THOSE DOGS FIND OUT I'’M A CAT,

I'’LL BE DEAD MEAT!

STOP RUNNING AWAY, TUBBY!

HUH? WHO ARE YOU CALLING TUBBY, TUBBY?

OOH! YOU REALLY THINK I'’M TUBBY?

ORANGE MAKES ME LOOK CHUBBY.

[ barking ]

HUH?

AAH!

HEY, LIKE, NICE TIE! IS THAT SILK?

MINE'’S, LIKE, PRISON-ISSUE DENIM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CAVORTING WITH THE ENEMY?

THIS IS A RIOT!

STOP COPYCATTING ME!

[ yelling ]

[ growling ]

[ squeak ]WHAT THE...

[ squeaks ]

[ squeaking ]

[ growling ]

Choo-Choo: HEY, GUYS, COME HERE!

[ barking, banging ]

LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT, BOYS.

MY ONE REGRET IS I WON'’T BE ABLE

TO PULL OFF ANY MORE CONS WITH MY OLD GANG.

I'’LL NEVER WOO ANOTHER LADY.

I'’LL NEVER BE CHIEF OF POLICE.

I'’LL NEVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THIS SUNBURN WEAR OFF.

UH... AND I'’LL NEVER KNOW IF THIS SECRET EXIT DOOR

TO THE SEWER EVER OPENS.

[ cheering ]

WELL, I GUESS THAT'’S THAT.

GENTLEMEN, LET'’S GET READY.

THIS GANG IS MOVING TO DETROIT.

DETROIT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WE GOT TO RECUE TRIXIE.

SHE'’S BEEN HELD PRISONER BY STRICKLAND.

WELL, SERVES HER GOOD.

NO, TC. IF IT WEREN'’T FOR HER

WE NEVER COULD HAVE RESCUED YOU.

SHE'’S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME YOU WERE INNOCENT.

I THINK YOU OWE TRIXIE NOW.

HMM.

[ chuckles ]

LET'’S GO, FELLAS!

WAIT, LOOK!

WE'’LL NEVER SNEAK PAST ALL OF THEM.

Robot: HALT! VIOLATION IN PROGRESS!

YOU ARE GUILTY OF BREAKING HANDSOME STRICKLAND'’S CURFEW.

AND LOITERING.

EXTEND HANDS SO YOU MAY BE APPREHENDED.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

HOW COME YOU'’RE NOT ARRESTING YOURSELVES?

DOES NOT COMPUTE. PLEASE ELABORATE.

HE IS A LITTLE SLOW.

BUT I, TOO, AM NOT FOLLOWING.

YOU'’RE LOITERING AND OUT PAST CURFEW TOO!

WOW. IT IS PAST CURFEW.

WE COULD BE IN TROUBLE.

NO, WE UPHOLD THE LAW.

BUT WE'’RE BREAKING THE LAW.

WE UPHOLD THE LAW. BUT WE BREAK THE LAW.

WE UPHOLD... BREAKING, BREAKING...

Top Cat: HMM.

WE'’VE GOT A CHANGE OF PLANS.

[ Strickland humming ]

[ robotic barking ]

HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY SPLIT PEA SOUP BATH!

HUH?

[ grunting ]

WE CAPTURED OFFICER DIBBLE.

LET ME GO!

[ laughing ]

LET ME GO!

AAH!

[ Strickland laughing ]

Strickland: DON'’T WORRY, DIBBLE,

IT'’S EASY TO ESCAPE FROM HERE,

ALL YOU NEED IS MAGIC.

AAH!

Dibble: MR. MAYOR? MRS. RICH LADY?

OH, NO, GERRY!

NOT YOU, TOO?

CANDY BAR?

100 DOLLARS!

IS THERE ANYONE EVEN LEFT IN THE CITY?

NO. AND LET ME TELL YOU, DIBBLE,

IT MAKES POLICING SO MUCH EASIER

WITHOUT ALL THESE PEOPLE.

AND SOON EVERY CITY'’S GONNA LOOK LIKE THIS.

AAH!

AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU CAN THANK FOR THIS?

TECHNOLOGY. TECHNOLOGY!

NOW, IF YOU'’LL EXCUSE ME,

MY SOUP'’S GETTING COLD, SO LATER!

HMM.

WHY DON'’T YOU TELL ME MORE

ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LIKE TECHNOLOGY, SIR?

DON'’T MIND IF I DO.

I LIKE TECHNOLOGY BETTER THAN I LIKE ICE CREAM,

BETTER THAN I LIKE MONEY.

BETTER THAN MONEY MADE OUT OF ICE CREAM.

[ stomping ]

NOW WHAT?

TOP CAT? YOU'’RE FREE!

THANKS TO YOUR HELP, I'’VE BEEN TOLD.

NOW LET'’S GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

OH, TOP CAT, WHAT I DID WAS INEXCUSABLE.

WELL, WE'’LL TALK LATER.

DIBBLE IS KEEPING STRICKLAND DISTRACTED,

BUT IT WON'’T LAST LONG.

I LIKE TECHNOLOGY BETTER THAN

THIS MOLE I HAVE ON MY BUTT

THAT'’S SHAPED LIKE A COW.

LET ME SHOW YOU.[ Dibble snoring ]

HURRY UP!

IF ONLY I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW THIS THING OPENS.

ANY IDEAS?

AH, THE USER MANUAL!

IT HOLDS THE KEY CODES FOR ALL OF STRICKLAND'’S SYSTEMS.

UNFORTUNATELY, HE KEEPS IT INSIDE A VAULT

IN THE COMMAND CENTER

AND GETTING IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.

I DON'’T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD IMPOSSIBLE.

ME NEITHER.

SURE, BRAIN.

LET'’S GO, FELLAS.

Top Cat: THE USER'’S MANUAL IS IN THAT COMMAND CENTER

AND WE'’VE GOT TO GO IN!

LIKE, THOSE FELLAS LOOK PRETTY TOUGH.

HOW ARE WE, LIKE, GONNA GET PAST THEM?

HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'’S TOO BAD THEY AIN'’T LADY ROBOTS.

I COULD CHARM THE PANTS OFF ALL THEM WHILE YOU GUYS SNUCK PAST.

Disguised voice: OH, BOYS?Robots: WHAT IS THAT?

OVER HERE. HELLO.

HI!

WOW!

HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR SERIAL NUMBER?

HEY, I SAW HER FIRST!

Top Cat: EVERYBODY STAY CLOSE!

BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR?

IF ONLY WE HAD SOMETHING REALLY THICK,

WE COULD BRING DOWN THAT DOOR.

MM-HMM.

[ grunting ]

Brain: OH, OH, OOH!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, BOYS.

AND HURRY IT UP, WILL YA, FELLAS?

Robot: HEY, BABY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OH, YEAH!

[ rattling ]

HA, HA!

ANOTHER DOOR?

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Automated voice: TO ACCESS CONTENTS,

PLEASE VERIFY IDENTITY

BY ANSWERING THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

KEYPAD, KEYPAD ON THE WALL,

WHO IS THE HANDSOMEST OF THEM ALL?

HA HA! THE PASSWORD IS STRICKLAND.

ACCESS GRANTED.

Strickland: I EVEN HAVE A TECHNOLOGY TATTOO.

LET ME SHOW YOU.[ alarm rings ]

INTRUDERS IN THE COMMAND CENTER'’S HALL.

[ gasps ]

WHAT? I THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS LOCKED UP.

NEVER MIND, I'’LL SEE TO THIS MYSELF.

HEY, TC, I FOUND IT!

GREAT JOB, BENNY.

NOW, HOW DO WE OPEN UP THE CELLS?

WAIT, THIS THING IS WRITTEN IN PORTUGUESE.

HUH?

HMM!

HOLD IT!

I FOUND THE ENGLISH SECTION.

"CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK YOU

FOR CHOOSING EVIL VILLAIN COMMAND CENTER."

[ chuckling ]

"PLEASE DO NOT EXPOSE TO EXTREME TEMPERATURES

"AND KEEP COMMAND CENTER ALWAYS AWAY FROM

THE REACH OF CHILDREN."

GIVE ME THAT! THERE'’S AN INDEX HERE.

WELL, LOOK UP UNLOCKING THE CELLS.

LET'’S SEE: "RAIDING CITIZENS, SELF-DESTRUCTION,

SETTING DATE AND TIME--

WHAT WAS THAT LAST ONE?

SETTING DATE AND TIME?

NO, THE SELF-DESTRUCTION.

LOOK UP THAT ONE.

WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT?

HEY, TC, I FOUND IT!

[ gasps ]

Strickland: YOU THINK YOU'’RE A REAL SMARTY CAT,

DON'’T YOU, TC? HA HA!

WELL, YOU MIGHT BE A CAT, BUT YOU'’RE NOT SO SMART.

NOBODY BEATS ME!

I'’VE GOT TECHNOLOGY ON MY SIDE.

Top Cat:YEAH, I GOT THAT.

AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE,

BESIDES FRIENDS, A DECENT PERSONALITY,

AND ALL YOUR TEETH? NOT ENOUGH!

IT'’S A NEW ERA, TOP CAT,

AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR YOU IN IT.

ROBOTS, REPORT TO THE VAULT IMMEDIATELY,

TO ANNIHILATE TOP CAT AND ANY OTHER CAT.

[ gasps, heavy footsteps approaching ]

[ laughing ]

SAY, STRICKLAND,

DID YOU BUILD THESE ROBOTS YOURSELF?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

I'’M NOT GONNA RISK RUINING MY PERFECT NAILS

WITH MANUAL LABOR .

I HIRED SOME JERK FROM PEEKAJOO TO DO THE JOB.

I THOUGHT THAT LOGO LOOKED FAMILIAR.

I KNOW THE MAHARAJA.

LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE GAVE ME THIS DOOHICKEY,

THE MAHARAJATON 5000.

WOW! I'’M SO IMPRESSED!

YEAH, IT'’S A PHONE, AN MP3 PLAYER, HAIRDRYER,

AND IT ALSO JUST SO HAPPENS TO...

CONTROL YOUR ROBOTS!

[ music plays ]

UH...

POLICE BOT, YOU STOP DOING THE SPRINKLER DANCE!

STOP IT RIGHT-- STOP DOING THE SPRINKLER DANCE!

STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

LOOKS LIKE I HAVE CONTROL OF THE CITY NOW, STRICKLAND.

I DEMAND YOU FREE THE CITIZENS FROM JAIL

AND TELL THE PEOPLE I'’M INNOCENT!

NEVER!

WELL, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

ROBOT, ARREST STRICKLAND.

HUH? AAH!

Robots: ARREST HIM. ARREST HIM.

ARREST HIM. ARREST HIM.

LOOKS LIKE THEY'’RE COMING FOR YOU!

YOU THINK YOU'’RE SO CLEVER.

BUT WHAT YOU FAIL TO REALIZE

IS I HAVE THE SYSTEM SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON...

PUSH BUTTON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER WORK?

HUH?

OH, HERE IT IS:

"JUST PUSH THE SELF-DESTRUCTION BUTTON

LOCATED ON THE CONTROL PANEL."

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DIDN'’T HAVE TO DO THAT.

HUH? BUT I DESTROYED THE ROBOTS!

LIKE I SAID, THE MAHARAJATON 5000

DOES A LOT OF THINGS,

BUT IT CAN'’T CONTROL YOUR ROBOTS.

I MEAN, COME ON!

BUT THEN HOW...

OH, THAT? THAT'’S JUST FANCY FANCY.

HI, THERE!

Dibble: MR. STRICKLAND,

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HONEST AND LAW-ABIDING,

YOU'’RE UNDER ARREST.

NO, PLEASE! I'’M TOO HANDSOME TO GO TO JAIL!

NO! PLEASE!

[ crying ]

DON'’T WORRY, STRICKLAND.

I HEAR THERE'’S NO MORE ROOM IN THE HUMAN JAIL.

WHEW!

HUH?

[ indistinct jeering ]

WHOO-HOO!AAH!

BABY, I'’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO VISIT,

IT'’S BEEN SO LONG!

NO, PLEASE! BAD DOG!Dog: I HARDLY RECOGNIZED YOU!

NO! NO! NO!COME HERE!

BAD DOG! VERY BAD DOG!

[ indistinct chatter, light bulbs flashing ]

Mayor: WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

I'’D LIKE TO THANK THE HERO WHO ACTED QUICKLY

TO TURN THE TABLES ON A CORRUPT CHIEF.

I PRESENT THE NEW POLICE CHIEF,

CHIEF DIBBLE!

[ cheering ]

UH, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

I'’M GONNA MISS OFFICER DIBBLE

NOW THAT HE HAS A FANCY NEW PROMOTION.

YEAH, I'’M GONNA MISS HIM, TOO.

[ crying ]

Dibble: OH, I'’LL MISS YOU TOO, GUYS.

OFFICER DIBBLE!

DON'’T THINK YOU'’LL GET RID OF ME SO EASILY.

I PLAN TO KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON HOAGIE'’S ALLEY.

[ chuckles ]

WE'’LL BE MORE THAN DELIGHTED IF YOU DO SO,

MORE THAN DELIGHTED.

SAY, TRIXIE, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT,

I BELIEVE I OWE YOU A LOBSTER DINNER.

NOW THAT I THINK OF IT...

YOU OWE ME 25 LOBSTER DINNERS, SILLY!

OOH!

[ sighs ]

I'’LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY DINNER?

I'’M STARVING!

I KNOW JUST THE THING TO CHEER YOU UP,

MY FAMOUS FISH HEAD, BOTTLE CAP, BOOT STEW!

YIPPEE! IT'’S ABOUT TIME.

I'’M HUNGRY.

YOUS GUYS GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE CAT IN THAT ALLEY?

SURE WE DO, PAL.

THERE'’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE CAT IN THE GANG.

AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A DARN GOOD CAT...

FOR A DOG, THAT IS.

A ONE, A TWO...

A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

[ "New York Groove" by Ace Frehley plays ]

♪ MANY YEARS SINCE I WAS HERE

♪ ON THE STREET I WAS PASSIN'’ MY TIME AWAY ♪

♪ TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT

♪ BUILDINGS TOWERING TO THE SKY ♪

♪ IT'’S OUTTA SIGHT ♪

♪ IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

♪ OOH

♪ HERE I AM, AND IN THIS CITY

♪ OOH ♪ WITH A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS

♪ AND BABY, YOU'’D BETTER BELIEVE ♪

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ OOH

♪ HERE I AM, AND IN THIS CITY

♪ OOH ♪ WITH A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS

♪ AND BABY, YOU'’D BETTER BELIEVE ♪

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ IN THE BACK OF MY CADILLAC

♪ A WICKED LADY, SITTIN'’ BY MY SIDE,

♪ SAYIN'’ "WHERE ARE WE?" ♪

♪ STOP AT THIRD AND FORTY-THREE ♪

♪ EXIT TO THE NIGHT

♪ IT'’S GONNA BE ECSTASY ♪

♪ THIS PLACE WAS MEANT FOR ME

♪ OOH

♪ I FEEL SO GOOD TONIGHT

♪ OOH ♪ WHO CARES ABOUT TOMORROW?

♪ SO BABY, YOU BETTER BELIEVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

♪ BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

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♪ BACK

♪ IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE

♪ I'’M BACK ♪

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