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As mayor of Gotham
city, I have many duties.
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But none tastier than judging
our Annual Chili Cook-Off.
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Mm.
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Ahh.
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Ah! Oh! Ohh!
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Hot! Too hot! Too hot!
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Jo.. Joke..
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It's Joker!
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- Let's get out of here!
- Come on!
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Fire alarm, ha-ha!
Jalapeno fire-mouth!
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I'll put it out!
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You really should
know better, Mr. Mayor.
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Chili always gives you gas.
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Beep
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vroom
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boom
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vroom
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clang
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vroom.
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Huh?
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Batsy?
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Punch, Judy.
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Swish swish swish.
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Unh!
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Now open wide and say, "Ha."
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Stop me if you've
heard this one.
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Should've stopped me.
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'Just look at batsy and bitsy.'
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The teamwork.
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The footwork.
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I want my own mini-me.
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Punch, Judy!
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'Eat my dust, Bats!'
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So, what's the plan
to take down Joke..
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Nice to be a part of the team.
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Must be nice to have
someone to watch your back.
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To mold in your own likeness.
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'Well, if you have
a sidekick, batsy'
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I want one, too.
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You two don't count.
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You're not sidekicks.
You're goons!
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I just know somewhere
out there is a Joker Junior
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just waiting for me to
take him under my wing.
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'Which would make
the factored equation'
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two times X minus
eight times X minus five.
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I rock.
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Excellent, Barbara.
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Smack.
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Hilarious.
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Donnie.
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Now, who would
like to solve for X?
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Pff-ff-ff.
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Oh, I-I know! I
know, I know! I know!
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X equals P-U!
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Ahem-ahem.
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No, Donnie. X equals
one week of detention.
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Aw, Mr. Harmes
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isn't that harsh punishment
for the class clown?
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Gee, Donnie, I thought
you had to be funny
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to be the class clown.
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You people don't know funny.
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I'll just go somewhere they do.
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- Gee, that's funny?
- Pathetic.
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And the mathematician
says, "X equals P-U!"
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'You stink!'
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Hey! You're gonna
miss the best part.
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Prop comedy!
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Thank you. I'll
be here all week.
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Kid, you have
some real potential.
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And I know funny.
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Crash.
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You're, you're..
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A comic who only wants
to make people laugh
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just like you.
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I'll bet no one gets
your jokes, either.
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Instead of laughs, I
usually get detention.
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See, you get sent to detention.
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I get sent to the
asylum. And for what?
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Trying to bring a little joy
into this miserable world?
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Donnie, is it?
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How would you like
to learn from the best?
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Be my, uh, apprentice?
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Uh, a-apprentice?
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Oh, I, I don't know, I..
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Chew on it a while.
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You'll see me around.
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Tick tick tick.
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Same time tomorrow, Donnie.
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I'm sure we'll have
another barrel of laughs.
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Shh!
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Uhh! Aa-aah! Aah!
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Let me down! Let me down!
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Aah! Aah! Uhh!
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Get-get me down!
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That was classic!
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See how much fun we could have?
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Join team Joker.
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'It'll be a hoot.'
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Thought I might find you
brooding in this part of town.
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Joker's gonna strike again.
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The question is where.
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Well, two heads
are better than one
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when they're on separate bodies.
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Clank swish.
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And this is where
the magic happens.
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My idea factory!
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Contraptions, concoctions
and comical confections.
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As you can see, I've been toying
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with quite a few whimsies.
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Whoa. I'm in prop comedy heaven.
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"Revenge is a dish
best served... chili."
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Eh, half-baked
but slightly inspired
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circus fire truck homage.
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It lacked that classic Joker
touch, you know what I mean?
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Coming up with comedy
gold week after week is tough.
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Which is why it's good
to get some new blood
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in the old clown house.
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'Look, I know you
never asked for a partner'
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but I don't wanna
be freelance forever.
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What's it gonna take for me
to be your official sidekick?
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I mean, I could be a better
Batgirl if you trained me.
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You must have a secret hideout.
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Why can't we hang out
there once in a while?
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Then it wouldn't be a secret.
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Okay, okay, I got
it, I got it, I got it.
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Then we set off
the giant dominoes..
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And wham!
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The chief gets flicked
into a vat of green jelly!
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Eh, not grabbing me.
What else you got?
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Okay, the police banquet.
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Cover the ballroom
floor with mousetraps.
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Doesn't scream "Joker."
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Seal cops inside
giant playing cards?
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Uh, been there, done that.
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Giant crossword puzzle maze!
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Nah, too riddler.
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Um..
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Oh! Uhh! Great.
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Gum on my shoe.
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Gum? Shoe?
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G-gumshoe! Oh! We hit the
police with a giant gumball!
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That could gum up
the gumshoes for days!
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And with the right touch
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it could have that
crazy crime clown flare!
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I love it!
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Construction! Wardrobe!
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Wardrobe?
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I can't be seen with
you dressed like that.
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Huh?
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Bam
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pow bam bam swish.
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Your joke just fell flat.
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Well, stand by
for another, batsy.
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'Knock, knock.'
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Who's there?
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'Prank.'
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Prank who?
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Prank, your new sidekick.
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Joker has a sidekick?
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Sorry to burst
your bubble, batsy.
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It's your time to
shine, sonny boy.
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Stick around, Batman.
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Boom bam.
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Now, Prank, remember what
I taught you at the hideout.
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He's been to Joker's hideout?
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Why don't we have
that kind of relationship?
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Pow bam
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pow.
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Chew on this.
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Bam.
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Show me what you got, clown boy.
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Ohh, gross.
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That laugh.
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No way.
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Huh?
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Bam.
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The best punchline is the
one you don't see coming.
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Pow
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puff.
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Looksie, Batman!
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My sidekick is about to
make your sidekick go splat!
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Launch away, Prank!
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Whoa, w-wait a minute.
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If I do that, she'll..
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That's right. It'll
be hee-haw-larious!
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Um..
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I-I'm not sure I get it.
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You yank lever, gumball go boom.
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Goo everywhere,
including Batgirl.
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We laugh, they cry,
what's not to get?
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- Uh..
- Comedy is timing, Prank.
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'So let her rip!'
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boom crack crack crack
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I wanted to make people laugh
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not hurt them.
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Sounds like you and I
need to take a little time-out.
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Oops! Almost forgot.
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Pow swish swish
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clank bam whoosh.
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Donnie needs our help.
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Donnie?
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Prank's no criminal.
He's a classmate.
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Long story.
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Hopefully with a happy ending.
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00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:10,987
We'll need to pick
up Joker's trail.
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Covered. Popped a tracer on him.
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Beep beep beep
Property of Gotham PD?
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I borrowed dad's.
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When you don't have access
to the official Bat arsenal
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you improvise.
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We have lots to do if you expect
to graduate from class clown
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'to crime clown.'
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That's the thing, Joker.
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I'm thinking maybe
I'm not cut out for this.
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- I blame myself.
- You do?
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I should've known that a costume
and make-up wouldn't be enough.
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No. To live the part,
you have to be the part.
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Wha.. What does that mean?
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Come on. I'll show you.
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Uh, where are we going?
222
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To a happy place for
only special boys to see.
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A place where crazy
crime clowns are born.
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Have a good look at my past
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and your future.
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No!
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That's right, Pranky.
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It's perma-clown time!
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Blub blub blub.
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It was in this very
chemical concoction
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that I collected my
clowny complexion.
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And now it's your turn.
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Aah!
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Why so nervous?
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I mean, look how I turned out.
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Let the kid go, Joker.
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I'm trying to!
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00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,013
Huh?
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Grab your ducky. It's bath time.
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Pow
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swish swish clank clank clank.
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Can't hang on!
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I got you.
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Ah! Not helping!
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Pow.
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'Batman!'
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Ya-aa-ah!
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Huh?
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You were right, Joker.
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The best punchline is the
one you don't see coming.
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You know... our relationship's
looking better all the time.
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