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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:40,620 No, don't say a thing. 2 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:42,500 Let me guess. 3 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,040 You're looking for a swimsuit 4 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,410 that will make you irresistible on the beach. 5 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,660 A tennis outfit? 6 00:02:48,830 --> 00:02:51,120 A sarong? No, I know. 7 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:53,910 Miss is queenly, she must be a horse rider. 8 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,750 Actually we have saddles on sale, 9 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:59,120 made from leather! No, I'm doing it wrong... 10 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,830 First, I need to know where you're going on vacation. 11 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,500 You're going on vacation right? I knew it. 12 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:05,660 I'm never wrong. 13 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:08,200 So... let me guess where. 14 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:12,200 - Cannes? Antibes? Juan-les- - Pins? 15 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:15,580 - No? Saint-Jean-Cap- - Ferrat! 16 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:16,870 - Hey? - Pornichet. 17 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:21,870 My daughter is going to Brittany. We want to see boots and raincoats. 18 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:24,410 Yes... P-Pornichet... You know, 19 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,870 it's a beautiful town. 20 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:29,750 This season we have discounts on winter equipment. 21 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,120 Why not take a look? 22 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,410 This way, please. 23 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,000 There we go, I found my size. 24 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:41,080 Oh, no! I prefer this one. 25 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:51,410 Three weeks of training and you'll be the Rambo of the summer. 26 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,040 Three weeks? Are you sure? 27 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:56,750 Yes I'm telling you. 28 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:59,040 Take it, see for yourself. 29 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:20,950 Have you found what you're looking for? 30 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:23,330 We will call you when we need your help! 31 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,330 Okay, ma'am. 32 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,580 It's not me he was looking at, Mom. It's you he liked. 33 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:35,080 Won't you be too hot with that on? 34 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,750 Come on, Mom! You heard the weather forecast. 35 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,700 Brittany isn't exactly the Seychelles at the moment. 36 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,040 Yes and your grades aren't great. 37 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,200 Please, Mom! 38 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,870 Let Dad do the lecturing. 39 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,000 Oh! You nearly forgot them. 40 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,540 Don't forget you only have two months to revise for your September exams. 41 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,410 I'm aware of that, thank you. 42 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,660 Listen, my darling. If it wasn't for me you know, 43 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,500 you made a moral contract... 44 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,580 Which has not been respected. 45 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:09,910 I'll remind you of the terms. 46 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,040 You must pass, firstly, primary education. 47 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,950 Secondly, secondary education, 48 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:20,080 and finally, university. One of the terms, the third, has not been respected. 49 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,500 - Yes, but-- - No. 50 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,700 I know, you're an adult and you can live freely. 51 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,700 But not while you're in this house. 52 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:29,950 Georges, you're too harsh. The punishment is quite... 53 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,120 Harsh? 54 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:34,790 Me, harsh? Shall we move on? 55 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:37,660 I've brought you the Brittany museum guide, the Dolmens 56 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:41,450 and their origins, and the Carnac stones. You'll see, it's very beautiful. 57 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:42,620 Who is calling? 58 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,950 A Mr. Lassale from Geneva. 59 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,500 Yes, it's about a contract. 60 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:48,910 - I'll take it in my office. - One moment. 61 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,330 See, it always comes back to these contracts. 62 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,830 Go on, work hard. You'll see, 63 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,450 Brittany is good for your health. 64 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,410 So, young lady, are you going on vacation? 65 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:14,370 Yes, that's right. 66 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:17,700 Don't worry, we'll get you to your train. 67 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,500 Montparnasse station, in the West. 68 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,830 Brittany or Normandy? 69 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:27,330 At the next traffic light, turn left. We're going to Lyon train station. 70 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:31,080 But in front of the sad looking lady you said... 71 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,910 Well now I'm saying Lyon station! 72 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:37,500 Oh well, I don't care. You're the one paying. 73 00:06:58,370 --> 00:07:02,200 Lyon station, Montparnasse station, you should know... 74 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,700 You know, I once had a customer... 75 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,700 I'll walk. With your bullshit, I'll miss my train. 76 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,040 You can't slam on the brakes like that! 77 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,160 - It's her! - I don't give a shit! 78 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,700 She told me Lyon station... 79 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,750 I don't care about Lyon station. 80 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,080 - Look at that! Taxi! - Taxi! 81 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:51,120 You'll have the best vacation of your life, 82 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,330 - here, at Saint- - Tropez, with Patrice. 83 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:56,830 Woohoo! 84 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:10,450 J'te raconte pas! It's Patrice who joins you this morning 85 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,370 on St. Tropez radio! 86 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:15,080 A sunny morning as usual, 87 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,950 with Patrice in a great mood, as always! 88 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,540 Oh no! What a great doctor you'd be 89 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:29,120 my back pain has gone as if by magic! 90 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,660 It's the magic wand! 91 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:34,080 Like every morning, a few personal messages 92 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,580 after this first song! 93 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:03,950 Message for Dr. Schweitzer. 94 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:07,540 Attention, Big Teddy Bear is arriving! 95 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,040 Darling! 96 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:18,700 I found it! 97 00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:22,660 The magic cream for your back pain! 98 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:27,370 The song of the summer will be 99 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,870 "Renaud forgot his shorts." 100 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,080 It's still Patrice live on air, it's still J'te raconte pas! 101 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:01,080 So, playboys, was it a good night? 102 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,000 Not too tired? 103 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,290 See? They're talking about me on the radio. 104 00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:09,540 I'm wondering how they could have known? 105 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,330 I'm not one to brag. 106 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:13,580 Hey, girls? 107 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:30,790 We'll announce the high temperatures for this afternoon. 108 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:32,950 I won't tell you about the sunburn! 109 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:36,910 Look, here's SOS womanizer. 110 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:40,290 He makes me weak, this guy. 111 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,830 - Hi girls! - Hi! 112 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,950 Well, my Chouchou. Is that knitting? 113 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,580 Whilst waiting for something better, yes! 114 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:09,000 I hope you haven't come from that horrible woman's house! 115 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,410 No, my Chouchou. You know I only love you! 116 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,200 So you say, so you say... 117 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,120 Another little personal message. 118 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:23,040 My Chouchou, consider putting sun-cream on your fragile skin. 119 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,160 Ouch! 120 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,580 What is this? 121 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,450 He found it! Look, he found it! 122 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,250 It's my favorite. It's the one Boy Georges gave me. 123 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,450 Oh, I love you! 124 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,660 Well! Help yourself why don't you. 125 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,410 It's in our agreement, right? 126 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,910 Ouch! 127 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,370 Look, speaking of our agreement. 128 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,950 No, it can't be! It's an epidemic! 129 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:10,660 Hey! 130 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,120 - Emergency services. - Very good diagnosis. 131 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,160 It is indeed urgent. 132 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:27,870 It's a beautiful day. It's J'te raconte pas with Patrice 133 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:29,950 who is keeping you company all morning. 134 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,750 Woohoo! 135 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:35,120 He's in a great mood, your friend on the radio. 136 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,040 My friend is always in a good mood. 137 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:42,700 You'll have the best vacation of your - life, here at Saint- - Tropez, 138 00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:45,750 with Patrice. Woohoo! 139 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,620 - - - J'te raconte pas! - Turn the radio down. 140 00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:56,160 Chouchou, you overcharge. It's expensive for such a small swimsuit. 141 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:59,790 You don't realize! I lost my job due to these... 142 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,330 these beautiful fruits! I would become vegetarian. 143 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,250 And I would definitely be on a diet. 144 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,830 If Betty looks for me, tell her I'm coming back for lunch with Patrice. 145 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:08,950 Yes, go. 146 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,370 - It's good! - Put it on! 147 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:15,330 So we can see how it looks! She's there, with her swimsuit... 148 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,790 Yes... 149 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,330 - Yes, that's him, I swear! - No, Patrice is taller. 150 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,370 I'll prove it! 151 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:32,040 - Could I have your autograph? - Do you have paper? 152 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,540 No, better than that. 153 00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:42,500 Voilà. 154 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,120 You have no idea, I'm never going to wash again! 155 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,120 - I'm tired... - Don't tell me, I know. 156 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,660 I'm exhausted too. 157 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:10,580 You want to earn in two months what others earn in two years! 158 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,660 - We're not sleeping, or we're screwed. - Come on, hurry up. 159 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,200 Help! I can't swim! 160 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,080 Help! 161 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:42,910 Help! 162 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,830 Another idiot who wanted to show off! 163 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,450 Save me! 164 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,120 - I can't swim! - Go! 165 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,160 Help! 166 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,660 I can't swim! 167 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,950 - Calm down. - I can't swim! 168 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,290 Let me go, I can't swim! 169 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:15,620 Oh... Renaud! Patrice! Don't you remember me? 170 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:19,040 It's me, Norbert, from Club Med in Agadir! 171 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,200 - Oh no, not him! - We're not doing that again, thanks! 172 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,540 Guys, don't be idiots! 173 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,620 I can't swim! 174 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,700 Remember Agadir! 175 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,750 I can't... 176 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,750 Hey! 177 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,450 - I can't swim! - Hey! 178 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,410 - Do you see what I see? - Shut up and rescue him! 179 00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,660 Help! 180 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,500 - I knew you recognized me! - It's okay, I'm here. 181 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,250 Thanks guys. 182 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,750 Agadir... 183 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,290 Hold on. 184 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,250 Come on! 185 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,160 Come on! 186 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:27,330 Come on. 187 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,540 Well, Dr. Schweitzer. Your patient doesn't look well. 188 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,830 Mouth to mouth... 189 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,410 And then what? 190 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,200 - You could give him a little... - Let's calm down and not be crazy. 191 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,580 I was just kidding! 192 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,950 I have just what I need for this on board. 193 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,120 To my right, 194 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:13,450 the ravishing little slut with pear-shaped breasts. 195 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,450 It's Heidi! 196 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,200 Heidi, Renaud, Patrice. 197 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,160 And to my left, 198 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,370 the queen of sluts, 199 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,700 with velvet eyes, it's Ingrid! 200 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:32,910 Don't make that face! 201 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,830 They're Finnish girls. 202 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,830 They don't understand a word of French. Yes! 203 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,410 Hello, miss. 204 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,700 You really don't understand anything? 205 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,500 Tak, tak. 206 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,700 "Tak, tak." 207 00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:49,790 That's all they know how to say. 208 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,910 It's not just that, 209 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,500 but you saved my life. I will never forget it. 210 00:17:56,500 --> 00:18:00,080 We'll start by celebrating that. Right, little sluts? 211 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,040 - Tak tak. - "Tak tak." 212 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,000 Nothing better than a glass of Piper 213 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,000 to celebrate our reunion. 214 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:18,870 I'm happy to see you again! 215 00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:23,580 Don't drown guys! It's me who can't swim. 216 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,160 I'm pleased to see you again. 217 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:29,370 - And me too! - I can't explain how glad... 218 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,370 Yes. 219 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,830 Here you go, two dry martinis and a William Lawson for Mireille. 220 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,830 Go on, take them! 221 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,200 And when I stole the map and the compass! 222 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,120 They had taken a group on an excursion to the desert! 223 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,830 Yes, three days wandering through the desert. 224 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,450 The face you made when you got back to the village! 225 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:58,790 - Do you remember? - You bet we remember it! 226 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,950 That's why we got kicked out of the club. 227 00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:05,000 So you have me to thank boys! It was a prison there for you! 228 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,660 Don't you prefer it here? 229 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:24,080 - Was it you who threw the salad? - Not me, him! 230 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,160 No... 231 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,700 That's made us very angry! 232 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:31,410 We don't snitch on our beach friends! 233 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,080 We clean, we breathe in, we get our breath back. 234 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,750 and buy a pretty swimsuit for our beautiful woman. 235 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,500 Come on, darling. I'll explain. 236 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,370 - Come on Patrice, don't do that! - Idiot! 237 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,580 Well, young beauty. 238 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,120 Are we dreaming? 239 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,290 - Are you talking to me? - Yes. 240 00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:12,540 Where are you going? I can drop you off. 241 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,620 I don't know exactly where I'm going. 242 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,500 That's great! That's on my way. 243 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,830 Please. 244 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,040 Have a seat, princess. It won't be long. 245 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,290 Thank you. 246 00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:34,950 So, my sweetheart. Where do you want to go? 247 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,790 I'm looking for a friend who lives here during vacation. 248 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:43,080 I can perhaps help you there. Here, everyone knows everyone. 249 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,500 What's your friend's name? 250 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,040 - Renaud. - Renaud? 251 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,580 And what's he like? 252 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,950 Renaud Martin, 22, medical student. 253 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,580 here with a friend called Patrice, who's a host on St. Tropez Radio. 254 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,120 I know who that is. 255 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,620 - Do you know where he is? - Of course sweetheart. I'll drive you. 256 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,870 As my boat business is doing well. 257 00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:09,200 I'm not too tired, I take one for a drive from time to time. 258 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,370 - Yeah? - Yeah! 259 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:15,200 That's how I picked up these two! They were on a pedalo! 260 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,160 I took them onboard and they haven't left me since. 261 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,040 - It's funny-- - That's Patrice. 262 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,790 Hello, my name is Juliette. I'm a friend of Renaud's. 263 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,250 I'm Patrice. Renaud has told me about you. 264 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,040 Hello little loves. 265 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,870 I'm Sacha. 266 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:36,870 - Are you on vacation here? - Tak tak. 267 00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:39,870 What's your name? 268 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,290 Let it go. 269 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,120 They don't understand a word. 270 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,450 They're Nordic. They don't understand French. 271 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,450 Even better. 272 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,120 Women bore me with their incessant talking. 273 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,370 It'll be a nice change. 274 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:58,620 Who's the new girl? She's cute, introduce me? 275 00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:02,830 Juliette, this is Chouchou. If you want a swimsuit, he does crochet. 276 00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:05,120 - Hello. - It's a pleasure. 277 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,290 She's Renaud's friend. Have you seen him? 278 00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:11,450 Yes. No... yes, I haven't seen him. 279 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:14,000 He went to do an errand at least 280 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,330 a quarter of an hour ago! 281 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:16,700 - He's gone. - He's far! 282 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:17,910 Come on! 283 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,910 He's over there, in the forest. 284 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:23,870 With the girl with beautiful breasts. What's her name again? 285 00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:25,580 Oh... 286 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,950 Terrible. 287 00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:40,700 Congrats! 288 00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:46,250 - Juliette, what are you doing here? - What about you? 289 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,080 A brief glandular examination, it's purely professional. 290 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,620 Yeah, right. 291 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,620 I'm so happy to see you. 292 00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:58,750 Really. 293 00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:15,290 - Are you ready? You know what to do? - Don't worry, it will be fine. 294 00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:20,290 Hello? Mom? Can you hear me? 295 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,040 Yes, I know, but there's a folk festival! 296 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:33,120 No! Speak louder! I can't hear anything. 297 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,660 Yes, I arrived safely. 298 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,290 Yes, grandma is well, she sends her love. 299 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,200 No, it's quite rainy. 300 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,410 You know Brittany. 301 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,250 No, Mom. It's the wind picking up. 302 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,040 Yes. 303 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,830 I'll start studying tomorrow. 304 00:23:56,370 --> 00:24:01,200 Don't worry, Mom! The storm will calm down tomorrow. 305 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,080 I promise! 306 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,250 I will send you photos and I'll write you. 307 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:10,450 Hey, I'd like to drink a little cup of cider! 308 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,950 Kenavo! 309 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:16,700 - It's nothing, it's sailors! - Yannick! Shall we play a game? 310 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,500 Mom, I need to hang up. 311 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,580 - - - Kenavo! - Yes, I'll call you again. 312 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:26,700 I'm sending my love. Bye. 313 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,950 - - - Kenavo! - Kenavo! 314 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,080 Voilà. 315 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:44,000 - This is our place. - No way! 316 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,870 What have you done to live in a place like this? 317 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,040 I must admit I'm in shock. 318 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,500 Yeah? 319 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,040 Well, the star of St. Tropez Radio is going to take a shower 320 00:24:55,120 --> 00:25:00,250 before going to the nightclub. Yes, mic, work, no sleep. 321 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:28,620 Patrice is with you all night 322 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:31,370 on New Jimmy'z dance floor! 323 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:24,000 Here are the lovebirds! 324 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,160 Well? Are we catching up? 325 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:34,500 Darling! Oh! 326 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,120 And now, a relaxed slow dance 327 00:26:56,120 --> 00:27:00,370 for a couple just as relaxed who know where they are. 328 00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,580 These are also cute! 329 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,290 Moron! 330 00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:49,540 We chill out 331 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:52,410 and we dance in rhythm! 332 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:47,950 Quick, wake up! 333 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,540 Clients are arriving! 334 00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:54,290 What time is it? 335 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,660 What's happening? 336 00:28:56,830 --> 00:28:59,500 - Why are you dressed? - Do I have to reply to everything? 337 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:02,410 What is it? Did someone fart? 338 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:06,410 On my way back from the nightclub, I came across Fanny with two customers. 339 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,410 Oh dear... 340 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,290 Hurry up! They're arriving in two minutes. 341 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:12,540 Shit! 342 00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:19,500 Here you have everything a retired couple could wish for in the area. 343 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:23,870 It's sunny almost all year round. The tranquility, 344 00:29:23,870 --> 00:29:26,870 and the regularly maintained gardens. 345 00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:29,450 Here's the pool. 346 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,580 You even have a lifeguard who comes with the property if you ever need one. 347 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:38,450 You know, at our age we don't do sports much anymore. 348 00:29:39,830 --> 00:29:41,200 Oh! 349 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,040 What we're looking for is comfort, peace. 350 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,330 You'll be delighted with the peace here. 351 00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:50,410 In terms of comfort, you will see the show apartment. 352 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,410 Wonderful! I can't wait to see it. 353 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:59,080 So that you have a better idea of your future apartment, 354 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,000 we have a new way of showing you around. 355 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,660 - Please. - Yes, excuse me. 356 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:12,700 Voilà. This is the classic three-room apartment 357 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,120 that our designers have created for you. 358 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,950 I'm sure 359 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,120 you can already see yourself in that gentleman's place. 360 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,910 I must admit... 361 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,620 You've done things well! 362 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:35,580 Ma'am. 363 00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:39,000 - Sir. - Sir. 364 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,750 And the staff come with the apartment? 365 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:58,290 Oh, no. 366 00:30:58,370 --> 00:31:04,370 Our friends are just here to show you how idyllic life can be here. 367 00:31:04,370 --> 00:31:06,580 Isn't this above our means? 368 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,160 Pff... 369 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:13,950 I have a cheaper two-room apartment. 370 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:17,200 - If you want I can show you it. - If it's not too much to ask. 371 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,370 If you will just follow me, please. 372 00:31:34,910 --> 00:31:35,830 I'll buy it! 373 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,700 Well, beautiful Apollo! 374 00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:40,250 Why is your nose in the sand? 375 00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:42,000 Looking for my knitting needles? 376 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,040 They found them for me darling! 377 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,580 I'm not looking for anything. I'm working out. 378 00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:49,790 Well, you're quite right! 379 00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:52,620 Training your body is good for you my darling. 380 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:55,200 Stop calling me "darling"! 381 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,410 I'm not your darling! 382 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,200 Well what's wrong with you? 383 00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:15,830 Well, children. Did we fall out of bed this morning? 384 00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:19,160 Like you wouldn't believe. It's a nightmare. 385 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:23,250 I didn't know they organized costume mornings here. 386 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:26,830 Tell me about it. Drag queens are my specialty. 387 00:33:27,370 --> 00:33:30,830 Speaking of costumes, you three could help me out. 388 00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:34,250 If it's a clothes problem, you can count on me. I'll help you out. 389 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:36,500 Anyone want a pedalo tour? 390 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:37,830 Pedalo? 391 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:39,660 Yes, pedalo. We peddle. 392 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:41,910 Are you saying that to me? 393 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:43,830 No, Miss France! 394 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,250 Ask Sacha. 395 00:33:45,410 --> 00:33:48,120 It will be good for his body-building. 396 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:52,040 So, what can I do for you honey? 397 00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,580 You're sure we don't look stupid? 398 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,580 No my little darlings, you look great! 399 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:05,500 Hurry up and take the photo, my show starts in 20 minutes. 400 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:09,500 If you weren't moving around I would have already finished, sweetheart! 401 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:12,120 Stop yelling at each other, or we'll never do it. 402 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:16,620 Strike a pose, quickly! I have to return the costumes before noon. 403 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,540 Fantastic! You'd think we were in Pont-l'Abbé! 404 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:23,830 Don't move. 405 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,580 You peddled too strongly, we're already in Brittany. 406 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,290 - Not too tired are you? - You wanted to go on a pedalo, so pedal. 407 00:34:47,870 --> 00:34:50,290 Hello? Oh, it's you my darling. 408 00:34:50,370 --> 00:34:53,370 I just received your letter with the photos. 409 00:34:53,370 --> 00:34:55,700 How's the stay, not too hard? 410 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,950 No, but it's not great. 411 00:34:57,950 --> 00:35:01,330 I'm working so hard I don't have time to think about anything else. 412 00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:04,120 - Is Granny Poulette okay? - - - She's great. 413 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,250 She sends you her love. 414 00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:09,700 With her poor legs, the village phone box is too far away. 415 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:12,870 Don't hang up, I think your father is calling from Geneva. 416 00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:16,080 - - - Oh, is Dad not there? - No, he's away. 417 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,250 He's in Geneva with an important client. He has a big contract to sign. 418 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:23,250 He must be as bored as you are. 419 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,950 - Hello? - - - Hello, Béatrice? 420 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:28,620 Oh it's you, my darling! I have Juliette on the other line. 421 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:33,000 - How's it going? - - - It's awful, as expected. 422 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,120 - Do you at least have good weather? - - - Horrendous. 423 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:41,290 I'm going to leave you, Mom. I'm going to dive back into my geography. 424 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:42,370 Bye, kisses. 425 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,000 Juliette! What are you doing here? 426 00:35:57,620 --> 00:36:00,830 Listen, I'll tell you everything. I'm not in Brittany. 427 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:04,660 My darling! What do you think of my new swimsuit? 428 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:07,000 Alexandra, please note 429 00:36:08,450 --> 00:36:11,370 in response to your letter of the 18th. 430 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:14,330 I point out that our company 431 00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:16,870 due to unforeseen reasons, was unable to 432 00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:21,250 import our products from Italy. It would be very nice for us... 433 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,410 Well, Georges. 434 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:26,200 What's this? Making your lovely lady work on a day like this? 435 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:28,790 And who is this beautiful young girl? 436 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:31,160 Yes, who is she? 437 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 I don't know. 438 00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:35,160 I've never seen her. 439 00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:38,500 Okay, well, let's go to lunch? 440 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,450 So he's modern, your Chouchou. 441 00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:50,040 But my Juju... my poor Juju! 442 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,830 Your father has gone too far. 443 00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:55,700 Showing up with this girl, wearing a horrible swimsuit, 444 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,250 who is from who knows where! 445 00:36:58,830 --> 00:37:01,790 Calm down, Chouchou. It's fine, 446 00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:06,120 now we're on equal footing. And Mom won't know anything, 447 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,080 so there's no uneasiness. 448 00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:11,500 Renaud? Oh, it's you. 449 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,830 What a welcome! How nice. 450 00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:19,870 Sachinou, you're good at scaring people! 451 00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:22,580 I'm always happy to see you my darling. 452 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:24,160 Give me a kiss, a kiss. 453 00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:32,450 Yes, okay girls! There is enough for everyone! 454 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:35,330 Yeah, that's right! There's enough for everyone. 455 00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:38,000 If I need to be like Chouchou to please you, I will. 456 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 So, my dear. What's your size? 457 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,580 Look, does that suit you? 458 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:44,620 And you, the pretty blonde? 459 00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:47,200 That's it! He's cracked! 460 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,660 I was sure he was, the macho man! 461 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:57,160 - You see the Dad was completely trapped. - It's crazy! 462 00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:59,250 What's she like, Juliette's fake mother? 463 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,830 Huh? Uh... ordinary. 464 00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:05,290 - Oh yeah. - According to Juliette. 465 00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:08,040 I couldn't tell you, I haven't seen her yet. 466 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,040 Not seen, not caught. Well, not yet. 467 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,950 I trust you. 468 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,290 J'te raconte pas! It's Patrice here with you 469 00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:25,200 all morning. Patrice in better and better spirits 470 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,370 on the sunniest of radio stations. 471 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,620 Don't mess around, we're on air! 472 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,910 Be careful with the equipment, it's not cheap! 473 00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:01,160 One of summer's slow songs, 474 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:04,660 cuddle up, youngsters, there's no better time! 475 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,040 Hi! Am I disturbing anyone? 476 00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:18,540 What are you doing here? 477 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:24,290 Sandrine! It's really you. You haven't changed. 478 00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:28,370 - Where did you come from? - From Nice, I hitchhiked. 479 00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:30,950 I'd really like a shower, if possible. 480 00:39:30,950 --> 00:39:33,700 No problem, my darling. Do you remember the address? 481 00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,370 What? You still live there? 482 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:38,040 - Yes! - You're annoying! 483 00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:40,500 Stop, Renaud! 484 00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:48,290 - Stop, Norbert! - Have you heard from Renaud? 485 00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:53,660 Yes, he should be at the studio with his... inseparable friend. 486 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,580 - Isn't that right? - Yes. 487 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:57,200 - Do you want a drink? - Yes. 488 00:40:10,290 --> 00:40:12,080 Renaud! 489 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,000 Oh, Renaud! 490 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:32,160 Renaud! Stop, no! 491 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:34,000 Renaud! 492 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,160 Oh the bastard! The disgusting bastard! 493 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:51,040 Um... you've just heard... 494 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,540 One of the slow songs of the summer... 495 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:59,500 "Renaud, oh Renaud!" "Your kisses are so hot!" 496 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,250 "Oh, it's good!" 497 00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:10,500 What's up with her? Is she on her period? 498 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:17,790 The bastard! The vile monster! Does he really think that's gonna happen? 499 00:41:17,870 --> 00:41:21,000 He'll see! He'll get what he deserves! 500 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,410 The bastard! I don't believe it! 501 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:26,370 Who does he think I am? No, I don't believe it. 502 00:41:26,370 --> 00:41:27,790 Well, hi! 503 00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:30,080 I'm Sandrine, Patrice's friend. 504 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:33,290 - He has a show on St. Tropez radio. - Don't tell me. 505 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:37,120 No! The show is J'te raconte pas! 506 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,830 You're leaving? 507 00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:43,620 Yeah. This way you can bang them both. 508 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,080 Oh, I nearly forgot. 509 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,250 I'm generous, but not with personal items. 510 00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:04,870 It's me. 511 00:43:06,580 --> 00:43:09,500 I decided to answer your invitation. 512 00:43:15,910 --> 00:43:17,040 Don't you like me now? 513 00:43:20,950 --> 00:43:22,830 Well? Come and prove it. 514 00:43:26,790 --> 00:43:27,870 Come on! 515 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,040 No that's not okay! 516 00:43:36,370 --> 00:43:38,250 Do you want to straddle young girls? 517 00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:49,950 You arrived a little too late, sweetheart. 518 00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:52,080 He's with me now. 519 00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:55,580 Listen, the bed is big. We could maybe... 520 00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:57,950 - An orgy! How awful! - Not right away! 521 00:43:57,950 --> 00:44:01,370 Who does she think I am? No, listen. 522 00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:06,120 We are going to put Juju in the bedroom... 523 00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:08,620 at the back! 524 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,330 Too straight! Your wrist is too straight! 525 00:44:22,330 --> 00:44:24,040 I've told you all morning! 526 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,290 You'll never do it! You're too tense. 527 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:30,200 What do you expect? You're always behind me. 528 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,700 Always rushing me. 529 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,750 When I think before... 530 00:44:34,330 --> 00:44:35,330 Before? 531 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:38,950 Sachinou, before what? 532 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:41,660 You aren't happy? 533 00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:45,540 Don't you realize that your life has completely changed? 534 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:48,160 Oh yes. Completely. 535 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:52,250 Chouchou! Hurry up! You promised me my swimsuit by this morning. 536 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:55,410 It's terrible! I can't give you it anymore. 537 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:58,290 - Don't feel embarrassed! - They all want Chouchou! 538 00:44:58,370 --> 00:45:00,200 My Sachinou wants Chouchou too! 539 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,870 - Yes. Everyone wants Chouchou! - Yes! 540 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,410 Little darlings! Have a coffee with us? 541 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,540 Tak tak. 542 00:45:13,830 --> 00:45:16,410 Betty, four coffee's please! 543 00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:25,330 The girl from Brittany is having a blast since you broke up. 544 00:45:25,330 --> 00:45:27,910 We were never really together, you know. 545 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,540 - Like you and Sandrine. - It's not the same. 546 00:45:30,620 --> 00:45:33,040 I love Sandrine! I only see her, I only want her. 547 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,200 She's my treasure, my ride or die! 548 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,910 Stop talking as if you're on your show! 549 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,950 That's the business, baby. 550 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:42,500 - Am I right? - Tak tak. 551 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,080 She's not making progress, eh! 552 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,830 So, Renaud. You're not jealous, are you? 553 00:45:57,830 --> 00:46:00,540 Jealous, me? Have you gone mad? 554 00:46:04,450 --> 00:46:06,330 Fanny called. 555 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:08,830 You need to call her back. It sounded urgent. 556 00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:10,370 Okay, I'll go. 557 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:14,120 So, darlings, all good? 558 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,200 - Tak tak. - Yes, tak tak. 559 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,830 I know someone who would like to tak tak with you! 560 00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:21,120 I can't tell you how much. What do you say? 561 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,200 - Tak tak. - Well, let's see. 562 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,080 Listen, it's very simple. If you have two minutes... 563 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,410 Stop your pleasantries, we have a problem. 564 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:32,160 - What is it? - There's an unexpected visit. 565 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,830 We need a girl, we don't have Juliette for the maid. 566 00:46:34,830 --> 00:46:37,410 - Who cares, Sandrine is there! - Really? Come on. 567 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,910 - Patrice? - Yeah, I'm here. 568 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,540 Come and look. 569 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,250 "My adored Patrice, I am going to Ibiza with Michael, 570 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500 the beautiful German that you didn't like." 571 00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:07,000 "I hope you don't mind, I hate goodbyes." "No hard feelings, Sandrine." 572 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,370 There... 573 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:11,580 Well shit! The bitch! 574 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:14,830 - Are you going to tell me you're jealous? - No, it's not that. 575 00:47:14,830 --> 00:47:17,370 The thing is she timed it badly. 576 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:20,500 What are you doing? Why aren't you dressed yet? 577 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,330 We don't have anyone to be the maid. What should we do? 578 00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:28,660 I have clients arriving in 15 minutes! Get on with it, I don't want to know! 579 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:30,620 She can't be serious! 580 00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:37,040 As you can see, the gardens are maintained all year round. 581 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:41,410 You also have a lifeguard who comes with the property. 582 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:45,870 Miss, we don't want to buy a lifeguard. We want an apartment. 583 00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:54,250 - We also have a heliport. - We don't want to buy a helicopter either. 584 00:47:57,910 --> 00:48:00,500 You can visit our show apartment. 585 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,330 Finally! It's about time! 586 00:48:02,330 --> 00:48:05,750 We have a new way of showing you around! 587 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:11,410 What we're interested in, is the apartment. 588 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,250 Please, ma'am. 589 00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:18,000 If you wouldn't mind. Excuse me. 590 00:48:25,830 --> 00:48:30,410 - Is the apartment lived in? - That's what I was trying to explain. 591 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:34,540 We use extras so you can better understand the comfort of the place. 592 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:35,540 It's interesting! 593 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,910 Is that also part of the circus? 594 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,080 Well... 595 00:48:45,450 --> 00:48:49,790 It's just that... ma'am... 596 00:48:49,870 --> 00:48:53,000 It was... it's... oh my. 597 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,160 It's part of the new demo. 598 00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:58,120 How odd! Anyway, let's move on. 599 00:49:01,790 --> 00:49:06,080 - Where is the bedroom? - Please follow me, ma'am. 600 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:16,700 You're ravishing, my girl. You're doing great. 601 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,660 Shut up or I'll make you eat your pipe. 602 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:36,910 These tiles are hideous! You know I'm a stickler for tiles! 603 00:49:53,330 --> 00:49:55,870 I would really like to see the bathroom. 604 00:49:57,450 --> 00:50:00,080 It's at the back, to your right. 605 00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:04,620 Could you accompany me, I don't know the place... 606 00:50:06,950 --> 00:50:12,750 Of course, sir. Patricia would love to show you. 607 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:15,910 - Right, Patricia? - I'll get you! 608 00:50:22,450 --> 00:50:27,000 Oh Patricia, my love! You're the one I've been waiting for! 609 00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:30,950 Let go of me, sir! You're not being reasonable. 610 00:50:30,950 --> 00:50:33,000 We haven't even introduced ourselves. 611 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,330 Call me Charles! Do you feel the desire overwhelming us? 612 00:50:38,330 --> 00:50:40,000 No, not really. 613 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,540 Let's calm down and take our sedative! 614 00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:46,450 Listen. I'll give you everything you want. 615 00:50:46,450 --> 00:50:48,910 This apartment, where we'll house our love! 616 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,160 Just you and me. 617 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:53,620 - I'm not a woman! - I don't care! 618 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:55,950 I'll take you to Brazil, get you an operation! 619 00:50:55,950 --> 00:51:00,200 - That's not possible, I can't fly. - It doesn't matter! We'll go by pedalo. 620 00:51:14,870 --> 00:51:17,080 But... Charles! 621 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:22,500 - What are you doing? - Huh? I was going to tell you angel. 622 00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:24,750 I was checking the tiles. 623 00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:27,950 Because, you know. You're a stickler about 624 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,620 the tiles... I had two minutes, 625 00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:33,200 I thought why not try out... the tiles? 626 00:51:33,870 --> 00:51:36,870 Voilà. 627 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:45,160 You're a bastard. You blew the deal. 628 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:48,750 According to Fanny, the lady was really interested. 629 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,160 I wasn't going to... 630 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,910 Would you have preferred I got laid to please Fanny? 631 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,290 Why not? It seems to be good for the complexion. Look at Chouchou! 632 00:51:58,370 --> 00:52:01,200 I'm not like Sacha. I don't want to swing the other way. 633 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,200 Well listen... 634 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,910 The blonde over there, in the convertible. Is she yours or mine? 635 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,250 I have a feeling she's going to cause trouble. 636 00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:17,410 - Why, do you know her? - It's Mrs. Nadaud, Juliette's mother. 637 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:21,080 - Oh dear, it's going to kick off! - Mrs. Nadaud, what a surprise! 638 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,330 Allow me to introduce you my best friend, Patrice. Mrs. Nadaud. 639 00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:27,580 It's a pleasure, ma'am. 640 00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:31,790 - I know everything Renaud. - I don't know what you mean? 641 00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:34,000 You look quite charming in Bigouden. 642 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:41,290 - How could you have known... - The mood here has made you careless. 643 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:45,870 "Photo Kiss, development - in one hour, Saint- - Tropez." 644 00:52:45,870 --> 00:52:48,830 - Listen, I'm sorry, let me explain-- - No. 645 00:52:48,830 --> 00:52:50,620 Just tell me where Juliette is. 646 00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:58,250 - What's wrong, baby? - Nothing. 647 00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,700 Go to the court, I'll meet you there. 648 00:53:11,450 --> 00:53:13,080 Hello, Mom. 649 00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:16,870 What are you doing here? 650 00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:18,950 You're really asking me that question? 651 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,410 Well I wanted to tell you that-- 652 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:25,750 Listen, stop. I know everything. I just saw Renaud and his friend. 653 00:53:25,910 --> 00:53:28,040 - Oh, I see. - Oh no. 654 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,250 Your accomplice didn't betray you. That's not the point. 655 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:36,120 The point is to help you find a solution to get you out of this mess. 656 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,290 What do you mean? 657 00:53:37,450 --> 00:53:39,750 Imagine your father's reaction! 658 00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:44,370 - If he found out you're in Saint- - Tropez when he thought you were in Brittany! 659 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:48,500 I'm warning you Georges, I'm in great shape. 660 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,500 You know, fitness, you can think you have it... 661 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,540 Mom! I'll explain! 662 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:05,500 Georges, what's up with you? 663 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,620 Nothing. There was a stone in my shoe. 664 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:14,450 Oh. Okay, let's go. 665 00:54:15,410 --> 00:54:16,370 I'm coming. 666 00:54:28,950 --> 00:54:33,120 - Mom, calm down! - I'm very calm, perfectly calm! 667 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:36,000 - What do you want to do? - Divorce, my darling! 668 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,250 Thank god, these days this sort of thing is a mere formality. 669 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:42,620 Listen, Mom, there must be another solution. 670 00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:45,660 - Are you coming back with me or-- - I understand your anger. 671 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,870 But listen to me for one minute! 672 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,790 Surely there is a better way to fix it! 673 00:54:52,870 --> 00:54:56,370 - Better? - Come on, Mom! 674 00:54:56,870 --> 00:54:58,500 It's not the time to break down! 675 00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:01,370 - Okay, Juliette. Listen-- - No, Mom! 676 00:55:01,370 --> 00:55:03,750 It's you who's going to listen. 677 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,750 Love-40. 678 00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:22,200 Come on, my darling. Focus! 679 00:55:22,370 --> 00:55:26,200 Yes, my darling... My dear Georges! Sorry. 680 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,370 Focus! 681 00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:28,750 It's love-40! 682 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,200 Game. 683 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,580 Change of serve. 684 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,040 Come on, Georges! 685 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,410 You're not in the game! 686 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:08,410 Stop jumping around like that. It's annoying, frankly. 687 00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:12,080 My shoe is hurting me. One minute, please. 688 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:33,660 - Is it hurting, my darling? - Yes, it hurts! 689 00:56:35,450 --> 00:56:36,620 It really hurts. 690 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,330 You're in New Jimmy'z 691 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:49,950 where you'll spend all night with Patrice! 692 00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:52,540 I know that's more than one person's dream! 693 00:56:52,620 --> 00:56:53,540 Yeah! 694 00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:55,160 Skål! 695 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:57,370 Tak Tak! 696 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,790 Kisses, kisses. 697 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,330 Oh, darling! 698 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,000 A William Lawson, please. 699 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:32,000 No, don't tell me, let me guess. 700 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,700 Sabine? No. 701 00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,660 Too ordinary for a woman of your class. 702 00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:38,910 Odile, perhaps? 703 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,250 No. Natacha? 704 00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:45,330 I knew a woman called Natacha very well. 705 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,910 And who... 706 00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:50,450 And who? 707 00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:52,450 And who? 708 00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:56,250 And who? I don't know, who? 709 00:58:56,250 --> 00:59:00,660 - But you, us, you. - Oh, champagne! 710 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:03,700 Absolutely charming! Thank you, my little Bruno. 711 00:59:06,870 --> 00:59:09,290 We'll catch up later, as agreed? See you later. 712 00:59:09,370 --> 00:59:11,120 - Okay. - Okay. 713 00:59:11,950 --> 00:59:15,040 - What's that on your lips? - Glittery red. 714 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,870 - And this outfit? You look like a... - A hooker? 715 00:59:17,870 --> 00:59:20,410 Like Natacha? Or like her? 716 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:23,830 What a heartthrob my dear Georges! Oh, yes. 717 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,790 Do you need them all? All the most beautiful ones. 718 00:59:29,370 --> 00:59:31,580 - Are you tired Georges? - No, not at all. 719 00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:33,700 Yes you are, you should go home. 720 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:36,370 Your beautiful wife is falling asleep. 721 00:59:38,370 --> 00:59:39,660 If you don't mind, 722 00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:41,790 I'll replace you with this beautiful stranger. 723 00:59:41,950 --> 00:59:43,370 If she doesn't mind. 724 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:46,000 - She doesn't mind. - Goodnight, Georges. 725 00:59:46,910 --> 00:59:48,500 Goodnight, Richard. 726 00:59:52,410 --> 00:59:53,790 See you tomorrow, Georges. 727 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:56,580 See you tomorrow. 728 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:58,250 For lunch, at the beach. 729 00:59:58,410 --> 01:00:00,870 We'll settle our business. Tonight, I'm having fun. 730 01:00:01,450 --> 01:00:02,540 I'm in a great mood! 731 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,580 Your big sister isn't bad at all. 732 01:00:20,330 --> 01:00:22,410 I hope she's more affectionate than you. 733 01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:25,450 Oh, that depends on the day and my grades. 734 01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:30,040 What's wrong tonight, are you okay? 735 01:00:31,290 --> 01:00:35,290 - Can I do anything for you? - No, it's nothing, Fred. 736 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,700 - Are you sure? - Yes. 737 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:42,370 However... 738 01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:29,450 This is a personal message for Dr. Schweitzer. 739 01:01:29,450 --> 01:01:32,540 A swimmer has been stung by a jellyfish 740 01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:36,120 near Betty's, on Tahiti beach. 741 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,330 Sorry, I'll correct that for the doctor. 742 01:01:39,330 --> 01:01:44,080 A beautiful swimmer was savagely attacked 743 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:48,000 by a creature from the depths of the ocean. 744 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,000 Let's go! 745 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,370 Let's go! 746 01:01:59,410 --> 01:02:05,500 Tak o tak, tak o tak 747 01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:08,620 Tak o tak, tak o tak, tak o tak 748 01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:13,250 Tak o tak, tak o tak 749 01:02:21,330 --> 01:02:25,120 You can't do that! 750 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,500 Excuse me, it's an emergency. 751 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,250 Beware of jellyfish! 752 01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:32,790 - Where is the patient? - There. 753 01:02:32,870 --> 01:02:34,450 - Is it serious? - It could be. 754 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,040 Excuse me. 755 01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:41,500 We don't mess around 756 01:02:41,660 --> 01:02:46,660 when it comes to health. What's more, you pulled me away from... intensive care. 757 01:02:46,830 --> 01:02:48,080 Oh... 758 01:03:14,330 --> 01:03:17,910 - It's not a sure thing yet! - All the better. 759 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,410 Oh! It's sorted! 760 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,330 Never mind! 761 01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:47,040 You have pretty eyes you know, Patrice. 762 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,000 You took your time to notice them! 763 01:03:49,870 --> 01:03:53,000 But... no! Not yet! 764 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,120 Juliette promised me lunch if I managed to get them back together. 765 01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:01,080 Well, okay, but just a minute. 766 01:04:11,870 --> 01:04:16,000 Sorry I'm late, last minute interview. 767 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,580 Radio has many problems! 768 01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:20,750 But, the listener comes first. 769 01:04:22,660 --> 01:04:26,000 Okay. So, what are we eating? 770 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:32,200 Have you seen beside you? It's... 771 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,830 It's complicated. 772 01:04:34,790 --> 01:04:37,250 I think I'm going to give in, darling. 773 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,160 Oh, we forgot you, my dear Béatrice! 774 01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:42,000 No thank you, my dear Richard. 775 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,830 It's not good for my figure. 776 01:04:45,870 --> 01:04:47,620 Her figure, can you hear her! 777 01:04:47,790 --> 01:04:49,950 She's a gazelle! Isn't that right, Georges? 778 01:04:50,450 --> 01:04:53,870 - Yes, a gazelle. - Yes that's right. 779 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,290 - For your age-- - Please, don't interfere. 780 01:04:56,450 --> 01:04:59,410 Oh dear... these newlyweds! Always bickering. 781 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:02,330 What about you Béatrice? 782 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:03,500 You have a husband? 783 01:05:03,660 --> 01:05:06,790 Uh... yes I do. 784 01:05:07,330 --> 01:05:10,500 Undoubtedly, all the beautiful women are married this year. 785 01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:12,830 Don't worry, dear Richard. 786 01:05:12,830 --> 01:05:17,250 - A very modern husband! - Is this circus nearly over? 787 01:05:18,580 --> 01:05:20,040 What's wrong, my darling? 788 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,540 It's nothing, a bit of pain. 789 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,870 Oh! You tried to keep up with me. 790 01:05:24,870 --> 01:05:26,950 Too much sport at your age isn't wise. 791 01:05:26,950 --> 01:05:28,200 Right, old boy? 792 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,120 Tell me, a husband, but no children? 793 01:05:31,290 --> 01:05:32,160 Actually, yes. 794 01:05:32,330 --> 01:05:33,750 A daughter. 795 01:05:33,750 --> 01:05:36,790 She's in Brittany at the moment to revise for her exams. 796 01:05:36,950 --> 01:05:39,080 An adorable child. 797 01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:42,790 Incapable of the smallest lie. 798 01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:44,500 You don't need to exaggerate. 799 01:05:44,660 --> 01:05:47,410 Ah, children. You don't have any, Georges? 800 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,000 No. 801 01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:52,910 Not yet. 802 01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:55,290 Oh, your pain? 803 01:05:55,450 --> 01:05:59,790 No, I was wondering when we would sign these famous contracts. 804 01:05:59,950 --> 01:06:03,790 We must wait 24 hours. I'm missing a document, 805 01:06:03,950 --> 01:06:06,450 the Geneva office is going to send me it by express. 806 01:06:06,450 --> 01:06:10,290 Stylish! We can go to Monte Carlo. I'm dying to play! 807 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,040 You promised me! 808 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,540 Yes maybe, but 809 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:17,290 Monte Carlo, it's not next door. With the traffic... 810 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,580 We'll need at least... 811 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,370 Oh, 20 minutes! 812 01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:23,790 By helicopter, 20 minutes! 813 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,580 Dear old boy! 814 01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:28,950 Yes, old boy! My dear Georges, you can't refuse 815 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,870 to give such a simple pleasure to someone... 816 01:06:32,910 --> 01:06:35,080 so lovely. 817 01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:40,790 As for us, dear Béatrice. 818 01:06:40,870 --> 01:06:44,080 I'll take the chance - to take you to Saint- - Tropez' inland. 819 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:45,540 I know you'll love it. 820 01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:46,870 Do you know Ramatuelle? 821 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,540 - No, but I would love to. - You'll see, it's... 822 01:06:50,620 --> 01:06:54,000 Let's finish, and after we can do a little bit of water skiing. 823 01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:56,870 Yes, it's good! 824 01:06:56,870 --> 01:06:59,370 - Oh okay. - Yes. 825 01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:32,370 - I can't believe it, the show-off! - What's she doing with such a bastard? 826 01:07:33,290 --> 01:07:35,910 It's not her fault, it's mine. 827 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,120 I didn't expect this. 828 01:07:40,950 --> 01:07:44,500 Since you insisted we make up, 829 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:46,540 well, it's all the same. 830 01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:49,370 You'll have to help me fix my mess. 831 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:54,910 I'm sure you know - the Saint- - Tropez inland incredibly well! 832 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,080 Yes! 833 01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:00,830 What's happening? You're conspiring and I'm not in the loop? 834 01:08:00,830 --> 01:08:04,700 You see, Sacha. There is something knit right. 835 01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:06,830 as we knitters would say. 836 01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,330 Didn't I tell you it was magnificent? 837 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,660 You were right, it's beautiful. 838 01:08:18,410 --> 01:08:22,950 - Where are we going exactly? - I made a reservation at an amazing inn. 839 01:08:22,950 --> 01:08:25,540 You have to taste their specialty. 840 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:28,370 To start, we could have... 841 01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:33,200 Quickly! 842 01:08:34,620 --> 01:08:38,200 Quick, it's an emergency! My wife is about to give birth! 843 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,200 What do you want me to do? 844 01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:42,000 What do you mean? 845 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:46,250 My car has broken down, my wife is having contractions, quick! 846 01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:48,660 I don't understand what you want me to do. 847 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,910 I believe this man has 848 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,870 car issues and wants us to take his wife to the clinic. 849 01:08:52,870 --> 01:08:55,330 Exactly, the clinic. Quick! 850 01:08:55,330 --> 01:08:58,000 Oh, but our date, the reservation! 851 01:09:01,790 --> 01:09:03,290 Okay, let's go. 852 01:09:03,450 --> 01:09:05,580 Thank you ma'am, thank you sir. 853 01:09:05,580 --> 01:09:08,080 I'll be right back. I'll go get my wife. 854 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,450 Hey, thank you! 855 01:09:13,370 --> 01:09:15,500 If only we passed five minutes earlier. 856 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:18,870 - Another time! - Yes. 857 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,160 Gently, careful. 858 01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:25,200 - Don't worry, come on. - It hurts! 859 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:27,500 - Come here. - Careful! 860 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,700 Yes, slowly... 861 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,950 - It hurts! - Careful... I'm coming. 862 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,370 - Slowly... - I can't take it anymore! 863 01:09:41,370 --> 01:09:43,660 We're there, my darling. 864 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:46,910 There we go, we're here. 865 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,370 - Wait. - Quick! 866 01:09:49,370 --> 01:09:51,910 - Quick! - There. Go. 867 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,830 Careful. 868 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:59,200 Watch your head, don't lose your hair. 869 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,620 Poor thing! 870 01:10:02,790 --> 01:10:04,580 - Are you okay? - It hurts! 871 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,160 Do you need help? 872 01:10:07,330 --> 01:10:10,040 - No thank you, it'll be okay. - It hurts! 873 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:13,200 Tell me, are you seats washable? 874 01:10:13,370 --> 01:10:16,620 - Are they washable? - Why? 875 01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:19,660 Because of the contractions, I'm worried... 876 01:10:19,830 --> 01:10:22,910 - The leaks... oh no... - Okay... 877 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,830 - My poor thing! - Where are we going? 878 01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:29,330 Drive, there is a clinic a few kilometers away. 879 01:10:29,330 --> 01:10:32,540 - It hurts! - Oh my flower! 880 01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:36,660 My poor flower! My darling. 881 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:39,330 Be careful, for God's sake! 882 01:10:39,330 --> 01:10:42,370 Drive smoothly, but quickly! 883 01:10:42,370 --> 01:10:44,910 Oh dear, my poor darling! 884 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,450 Don't worry! 885 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:52,370 My car! 886 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:57,790 And we dragged them around inland - Saint- - Tropez for two hours! 887 01:10:58,450 --> 01:11:00,500 I had no voice left from yelling! 888 01:11:01,910 --> 01:11:04,330 And the worst thing was we found a clinic! 889 01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:07,160 We had to go in to carry on the game! 890 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:10,790 I had a hard time explaining to them that it was a joke! 891 01:11:10,870 --> 01:11:14,000 They had started filling out the admission form for us! 892 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:18,330 You're lucky that the receptionist at Béatrice's hotel 893 01:11:18,330 --> 01:11:20,160 refused me nothing. 894 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:22,660 I know where to find them this evening. 895 01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,250 - Where? - Ah ha! 896 01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:26,830 - Sacha, can you play the mandolin? - No, why? 897 01:11:26,830 --> 01:11:29,910 - That's good. - He can't even knit! 898 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,540 That's enough. 899 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:35,040 - Oh he's cute. - Let go of my t-shirt! 900 01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:40,160 Don't be impatient, we have plenty of time. 901 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:43,910 We've been here fifteen minutes and we haven't seen a waiter. 902 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,000 Waiter! 903 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:50,080 You're right, we have time. 904 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:03,620 Did you know Italian cuisine has a reputation of being 905 01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:04,660 an aphrodisiac? 906 01:12:05,540 --> 01:12:09,040 No, I didn't, but I want to know. 907 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:14,370 - Waiter! - Yes, yes. 908 01:12:14,370 --> 01:12:16,330 Pronto! I'm coming! 909 01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:19,750 What a misery! 910 01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:21,500 These tourists are always rushed! 911 01:12:21,660 --> 01:12:23,750 Allora, why are you bothering me? 912 01:12:27,370 --> 01:12:29,870 We would like to order please. 913 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:32,500 If it's to order, I will get Mamma for you. 914 01:12:35,950 --> 01:12:36,870 Mamma! 915 01:12:37,450 --> 01:12:40,200 There are people in a rush to order at the back table. 916 01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:53,200 So, the bambino, he's hungry? 917 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:58,000 He wants to try the good pastaciutta alla bellissima donna? 918 01:12:59,790 --> 01:13:01,830 Yes, uh... 919 01:13:03,540 --> 01:13:04,620 The... 920 01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:06,450 Signor Antonio isn't here? 921 01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:09,830 Antonio is on vacation. But la stessa cucina! 922 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,040 Sorry? 923 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,620 - Yes, the food is the same. - Oh. 924 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:16,950 What do you recommend? 925 01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:19,830 Well, you should trust me. 926 01:13:19,830 --> 01:13:25,120 I'm going to serve you spaghetti al pistou! 927 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:26,750 It's my specialità. 928 01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:30,910 And you know... 929 01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:33,250 the pistou... 930 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:37,120 is an aphrodisiac! 931 01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:38,950 Go on! 932 01:13:46,950 --> 01:13:49,660 Oh, the bambino is not well! 933 01:13:49,830 --> 01:13:51,200 He's not well! 934 01:13:51,370 --> 01:13:53,790 It's going to make him feel much better! 935 01:13:53,950 --> 01:13:55,660 And to finish... 936 01:13:55,830 --> 01:13:57,750 Ah yes, to finish! 937 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,830 It's a surprise! 938 01:14:00,830 --> 01:14:05,410 We season everything with Valpolicella! 939 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,870 Buon appetito, lovers! 940 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:13,540 Arrivederci amore mio! 941 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,200 I'm sorry. 942 01:14:19,370 --> 01:14:22,330 I don't understand... The manager is a lovely man. 943 01:14:22,330 --> 01:14:25,910 It doesn't matter, Richard. I'm sure it'll be perfect. 944 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,830 You're right. Besides, let's talk about you. 945 01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:31,620 I would really like to know... 946 01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:34,410 Oh no! 947 01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:38,120 - - - L'amore, l'amore - L'amore, l'amore 948 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:42,120 -È la pui bella cosa del mondo - È la pui bella cosa del mondo 949 01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:45,750 - - - L'amore, l'amore - L'amore, l'amore 950 01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:50,950 L'amore è la più bella cosa Per una ragazza come te 951 01:14:50,950 --> 01:14:53,950 - - - L'amore, l'amore - L'amore, l'amore 952 01:14:53,950 --> 01:14:55,660 - - - L'amore - L'amore 953 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:58,540 L'amore è la più bella cosa del mondo 954 01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:01,330 - - - Per un ragazzo come te - L'amore 955 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:05,540 - - - L'amore - L'amore e la felicità 956 01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:07,200 Thank you. 957 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:10,200 Thank you so much! 958 01:15:14,830 --> 01:15:17,040 Spaghetti al pistou! 959 01:15:17,620 --> 01:15:19,950 È la specialità della house! 960 01:15:20,450 --> 01:15:21,500 Oh! 961 01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,250 Oh dear... 962 01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:29,580 Santa Madonna! I'm so clumsy! Shit! 963 01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:32,000 - Sorry, sorry... - No. 964 01:15:33,620 --> 01:15:34,950 What have I done? 965 01:15:34,950 --> 01:15:37,660 - It's fine, it's fine. - Thank you. 966 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:40,620 Mario! Come and help me! 967 01:15:40,620 --> 01:15:42,790 Un pò di acqua! Water! 968 01:15:45,290 --> 01:15:47,750 After the pasta, what would you like? 969 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,450 What is that? 970 01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:52,750 Do you want to ruin me? To scare people away? 971 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:53,750 Oh dear! 972 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,620 Excuse him, sir. 973 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:57,620 Scusi, ma'am. Here. 974 01:15:57,620 --> 01:16:02,330 I will clean it. He's new you see. 975 01:16:02,330 --> 01:16:04,700 I'm an expert cleaner. 976 01:16:04,700 --> 01:16:07,410 - Here. - No! That's enough! 977 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:10,500 - Already? - That's enough now. No more joking. 978 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:12,160 Sorry, sir. 979 01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:15,290 - Sorry. - That's it. Come on, we're going! 980 01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:17,910 Please. Move, please. 981 01:16:19,410 --> 01:16:21,330 Stay, ladies and gentleman. 982 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,450 Oh dear! 983 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:32,580 Oh no. This is too much. 984 01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:34,950 It's too much, it's... 985 01:16:34,950 --> 01:16:38,120 It's tiring, I'm getting sleepy. 986 01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:41,370 Listen, I'm sorry Béatrice, but really... 987 01:16:42,660 --> 01:16:45,540 We will have to call a tow truck, there's no other way. 988 01:16:49,290 --> 01:16:50,200 Problem? 989 01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:53,000 - Yes, two flat tires. - It must be the heat. 990 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:54,290 It happens! 991 01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:57,950 - -I'm going back to Saint- - Tropez. - Can I? 992 01:16:57,950 --> 01:17:01,910 - Does that bother you? - Not at all Béatrice, honest! 993 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,160 - Listen, I'll call you tomorrow. - Yes, sure. 994 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,910 Allora, shall I take you? 995 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:12,330 Yes, okay! As long as you don't sing in the car! 996 01:17:13,870 --> 01:17:17,450 Right, see you tomorrow. Maybe we'll have more luck. 997 01:17:17,450 --> 01:17:18,700 Yes. 998 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:22,830 Bye bye! 999 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,580 That's right, more luck. 1000 01:17:32,410 --> 01:17:35,410 I talked a lot with your mother while I took her home. 1001 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,080 She is really nice. And not bad looking! 1002 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,160 Not bad at all! 1003 01:17:41,330 --> 01:17:42,500 Very tasty. 1004 01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:47,370 Hey! That gives me an idea. 1005 01:17:47,370 --> 01:17:50,290 I'm better than Lassale, right? 1006 01:17:50,370 --> 01:17:52,910 I could maybe...? 1007 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:56,290 No. I don't think that would be a good idea. 1008 01:17:57,660 --> 01:18:00,750 These good women with their dirty stories! 1009 01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:04,200 - Aren't we better together, Sachinou? - Pass me the crochet. 1010 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,910 There's the crochet! 1011 01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,410 He's ruined our vacation, this Brassale! 1012 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:13,000 - Lassale! - Whatever. 1013 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,250 We're spending our time being stupid! 1014 01:18:16,410 --> 01:18:18,250 Norbert is right, what are we doing? 1015 01:18:20,950 --> 01:18:24,040 Really! You guys are losers! 1016 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,750 I would go further, the lousiest of losers! 1017 01:18:26,910 --> 01:18:30,410 - Do you have a solution? - I don't know what we could do. 1018 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:33,290 Oh, the two bitches! What's it to you? 1019 01:18:33,370 --> 01:18:35,250 What we're seeing. 1020 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:38,290 She's right. We're not taken care of anymore. 1021 01:18:39,330 --> 01:18:41,580 So we have found the solution to your problem! 1022 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:47,580 Should I ask her what the weather is like in winter back home? 1023 01:18:47,580 --> 01:18:49,250 If it's cold. 1024 01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:51,120 Oh dear. 1025 01:18:51,830 --> 01:18:52,750 But... 1026 01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:54,870 They speak! 1027 01:18:55,830 --> 01:18:57,040 Did you hear them? 1028 01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:01,700 They speak like you and me! Oh shit, they speak. 1029 01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:04,000 Now listen up everyone. 1030 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,540 Especially you, Juliette. Come on over. 1031 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,830 - So? - Wait a minute. 1032 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,910 - Say it! - Wait, Juliette is coming. 1033 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,870 Hurry up, Juliette. 1034 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:21,200 Georges, please stop making that face. 1035 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:25,750 - I was a bit lost... - You call that "a bit lost"? 1036 01:19:25,910 --> 01:19:28,580 Jackpot, final six, all on the five! 1037 01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:29,830 Listen, my darling... 1038 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,620 No more darling, do you understand? 1039 01:19:32,620 --> 01:19:36,290 I have a name, it's Georges! No, I've already done this! 1040 01:19:36,370 --> 01:19:40,500 Oh great, you're in a good mood. I was worried you wouldn't be. 1041 01:19:42,870 --> 01:19:47,250 I could have introduced myself saying "darling", but he doesn't like that. 1042 01:19:47,410 --> 01:19:51,700 I'm Juliette, darling's daughter. Oh sorry, George's daughter. 1043 01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:54,910 You look a little pale - for a Saint- - Tropez resident. 1044 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,250 Now we're together. 1045 01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,950 Mrs. Nadaud! It's for you, a Mr. Lassale. 1046 01:20:11,950 --> 01:20:13,950 Thank you very much. 1047 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:19,410 "Sorry about our date tonight, 1048 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:21,620 but I have important business at my villa." 1049 01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:24,290 "Foreign clients passing through." 1050 01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:28,410 "I would love you to join us. Richard." 1051 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,410 "Bon Plaisir Villa." 1052 01:20:30,910 --> 01:20:33,000 "13, Azalées street." 1053 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,000 Richard? 1054 01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,330 Are you there Richard? 1055 01:22:12,450 --> 01:22:14,450 Oh! You scared me. 1056 01:22:22,790 --> 01:22:25,830 Now nothing and no one can bother us. 1057 01:22:28,580 --> 01:22:32,200 Alexandra? What... 1058 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,120 I had a... what are you doing here? 1059 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,910 Georges! No! 1060 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:23,120 - I can't do this anymore! - Béatrice! 1061 01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:26,120 I can't do it, I can't play this game anymore. 1062 01:23:26,290 --> 01:23:28,910 - Béatrice! - It's too complicated for me. 1063 01:23:30,290 --> 01:23:32,540 Too complicated. I've had enough! 1064 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,250 No! 1065 01:23:40,830 --> 01:23:42,000 Béatrice, listen to me. 1066 01:23:45,450 --> 01:23:48,040 How long have we not been speaking for? 1067 01:23:57,790 --> 01:24:01,750 - If I could have imagined that us two... - Likewise. 1068 01:24:01,750 --> 01:24:04,450 Admit it, you aren't worse off. 1069 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,120 You expected a married woman, with a child... 1070 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,410 and you find me, who is free. 1071 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:43,040 I've missed the attention and tender gestures. 1072 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,910 I am going to try to relearn it all. 1073 01:24:59,410 --> 01:25:01,620 So, are you doing the same moves again? 1074 01:25:02,870 --> 01:25:04,200 The moves? 1075 01:25:04,370 --> 01:25:05,250 What moves? 1076 01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:06,950 - The Slow- - Club, 1077 01:25:07,540 --> 01:25:09,200 the pink champagne, 1078 01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:11,250 the student bedroom... 1079 01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:14,580 - Juliette! - You forget the rest. 1080 01:25:15,370 --> 01:25:18,950 Marriage, honeymoon in California. 1081 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:23,540 Yes but because we had Juliette, we didn't really enjoy it. 1082 01:25:28,330 --> 01:25:29,830 What if we went back, just us? 1083 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:33,500 - In love? - Good idea. 1084 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:38,830 Okay California. But there is a little problem. 1085 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,040 Which is? 1086 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:44,000 You need to find the car keys so we can get back to Paris. 1087 01:25:46,910 --> 01:25:49,910 It's Patrice on the mic at St. Tropez radio. 1088 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,250 I can't tell you how beautiful it is! 1089 01:25:52,410 --> 01:25:56,830 A little bird told me that Cupid struck hard last night. 1090 01:25:56,830 --> 01:26:01,660 So for all the lovers listening, here's the song of the summer. 1091 01:26:05,330 --> 01:26:06,620 Kiss! 1092 01:26:20,790 --> 01:26:22,790 Personal message. 1093 01:26:22,870 --> 01:26:26,540 I was told there was a pilgrimage to Disneyland 1094 01:26:26,620 --> 01:26:28,910 in California forecast. 1095 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:32,910 Say hi to Mickey for me! Ciao! 1096 01:26:33,410 --> 01:26:37,120 How many sugars in your coffee, darling? Sorry. 1097 01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:40,250 Richard, please. Richard. 1098 01:26:40,250 --> 01:26:41,500 - How many? - Two. 1099 01:26:59,790 --> 01:27:01,870 What is it? Don't you like my new color? 1100 01:27:01,870 --> 01:27:03,620 - I love it. - So? 1101 01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:05,330 I love your new colors. 1102 01:27:05,330 --> 01:27:09,040 You green hair with a purple djellaba, it's a questionable taste! 1103 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:11,290 You always have something to say. 1104 01:27:11,370 --> 01:27:14,450 The worst thing is you look crazy! 1105 01:27:14,450 --> 01:27:18,000 Have you seen yourself? Old retired tranny! 1106 01:27:18,950 --> 01:27:21,160 Have you looked in the mirror lately? 1107 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:23,580 - Knit and shut up! - Have you seen yourself! 1108 01:27:23,580 --> 01:27:26,750 Really! I'll never introduce you to my parents. 1109 01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:30,080 My father... I'm ashamed! I'm ashamed just at the thought of it. 1110 01:27:30,910 --> 01:27:34,950 Norbert, what did you plan for lunch? Where are we going? How are we dressing? 1111 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:38,120 And is the boat ready? You promised us a trip to Corsica. 1112 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,330 Do you think we can tan naked there? 1113 01:27:40,660 --> 01:27:42,000 Tak tak. 1114 01:27:44,370 --> 01:27:49,950 Message for Dr. Schweitzer. 1115 01:27:50,660 --> 01:27:53,700 A beautiful swimmer has got cramp 1116 01:27:53,700 --> 01:27:56,620 near Tahiti beach. I repeat. 1117 01:27:56,620 --> 01:27:58,830 - Sorry! - Oh no! 1118 01:27:58,830 --> 01:28:00,450 That's not happening again! 1119 01:28:00,450 --> 01:28:04,500 ...near to Tahiti beach. A beautiful swimmer... 1120 01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:11,700 You're crazy! It might be an emergency! 1121 01:29:41,540 --> 01:29:44,540 Subtitle translation by: Alice Dent 83169

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