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[HORN HONKS]

[SIREN WAILING]

'VOICE OF AHMEDABAD'

- Hey, look. - Look at what he is doing.

He is very bold.

I am going to stream it live.

It seems, uncle is suffering from loose motion.

Loose motion can never be captured in slow motion.

Hey, look at Potty Master!

'What is this? Such a big crowd?'

Looks like he has gone crazy.

Looks like uncle is sitting on Hot Seat.

'What is he doing?'

Papa!

Uncle is very bold.

Papa?

Oh, you are here.

I am not alone. Two dozen other people are also here.

- Very good. - Very good?

Papa, what are you doing?

Son, a new product has been delivered.

So I am having its feel.

Look at the feel the people outside are having.

Damn it.

Mobiles have been fitted with camera...

...so the potato-heads are clicking photos.

Get lost! Get lost! Go!

Potato-heads?

You see, our vegetables can be used as swear words.

You just need to find them.

- Pota... - I got it. I understood the swear word.

Where are the manager and the sales staff?

Manager Joshi has organized veneration at his house.

So everybody has gone there.

That is why I have called you.

Start taking an interest in our business.

Papa, I told you thousands of times that I'm not interested...

...in your boring business of sanitary ware.

Why boring?

This is an evergreen business.

As long as a person eats, he will keep using toilets.

And...

- Excuse me? - Yes?

Well, we are looking for some designer sanitary ware.

Oh, you are at the right place.

- Please, this way. - Thank you.

Yeah.

Let me show you how to turn a boring business into interesting one.

- What about this one. - Yeah.

I really like this.

Can you tell me what is so special about this one?

Well, madam, this is the latest innovation.

You know, you when you sit on this, drums will play...

...from slow to fast rhythm.

Drums? But why?

Oh, just to cover the other sound.

Yeah.

You know what other sound?

Dear, this is the perfect product for you.

- Oh, really. - Yes.

Want to try?

"Dancing like a peacock. My mind is dancing like a peacock."

Just wait, son. I will do tempering with mustard...

...and the aroma will spread everywhere in the house.

[COUGHS]

Papa, the oil you used for seasoning is castor oil.

Castor oil.

- It can't be. - It can't be?

- Taste it. - Why taste it?

Yesterday you fed me cluster beans and pasta curry...

...saying it is continental dish.

Oh, I mistook cluster beans for French beans.

Why did you fire aunt Madhu, the cook?

Son...

...you know that.

I have brought you up single-handedly after your mother's demise.

I have given you the love of both mother and father.

Have you ever felt the absence of mother?

I didn't even thing of marrying...

...so that a third person would not come between us.

But how does aunt Madhu come between us?

Madhu was behaving as if she is my wife instead of a cook.

[COUGHS]

Slow down. Slow down, Lala. You will choke.

Stop patting me. It causes me to choke.

Madhu, stop patting my back as if you are patting dough.

Lala, open your mouth.

I will feed a morsel to dear Lala.

What are you doing?

- Here. Keys. - Okay.

- Handkerchief. - Okay.

- And the wallet. - Okay.

Why do you need so much cash?

Give it to me.

- Have you ties the belt tightly? - Yes.

Let me check.

- No need to check. - Let me check.

It tickles me.

Let me help you wear the shoes properly.

- No. - Why?

I have taken a vow to walk carrying the shoes in hand.

Oh.

[LAUGHING]

Aunt Madhu cared so much for you, right, Lala?

Not caring. Madhu was harassing me.

And stop laughing.

Forget about me. Talk about yourself.

What do you want to do in your life?

The same thing I am doing.

What?

What exactly are you doing?

Stand-up comedy.

- Do you know its meaning? - Yes.

Acting like a joker.

Come on, dad. Stand-up is the in thing.

But how much is the income from the in thing?

Per show 7k. 7,000 rupees.

7,000 rupees.

Instead of that participate in community gathering ('Dayro').

People will spend millions.

Dad, stand-up is my passion.

[EXHALES]

But the passion should ensure pension.

Passion.

You may not know.

In my college days I loved to write stories.

Really?

I may have the appearance of a businessman...

...but there is an author inside me.

- It can't be. - It is the fact.

Let me tell you about today.

Today I got a terrific idea about a suspense film while bathing.

Film?

We should think big.

You see, in the very first scene, the hero is murdered.

Murder in the very first scene?

- That is the suspense. - Okay.

His girlfriend, his partner, and his father are the accused.

But in the end when the audience finds out...

...who committed the murder, people will be shocked.

Who committed the murder?

[CHUCKLES]

The milkman.

Why?

Something must have happened between them.

Like he adds too much water or something like that.

We don't show that.

[CHUCKLES]

How do you like the story?

Like potato-head.

You don't have the caliber to understand such stories, okay?

You will understand it when you watch it on the big screen.

- You will be stunned. - He got annoyed. Lala got annoyed.

[CLATTER]

Again you broke a plate?

Get married.

You will be free of utensil cleaning job.

How can you link everything with marriage?

I will get married immediately when I find the right girl.

You won't find one.

And I am making a suggestion not as a son but as a friend.

What?

Papa, you can marry again if you wish.

I have no objection.

I can understand that you too need a companion.

[GASPS]

So say that you want a new mummy.

You are using me as an excuse.

No. At least I will be free of the dialogue...

...that you did not marry again for my sake.

- [CLATTER] - Hey, boy!

I think one of us must get married.

Bringing home a wife will be cheaper than the crockery.

[HUMMING]

Hey, what is this?

I told you to get married and you are leaving home?

- I am going to Diu. - Diu?

Yes. Tomorrow a new cafe is opening there...

...and I have to perform there, you know?

Don't try to fool your father.

I know what events take place in Diu.

I too used to go there.

[CHUCKLES]

- Hey. - Yes?

Are you going on bike?

Papa, I have gone to Ladakh on bike.

That is true.

Here.

Sweeten your mouth with ice cream.

Have you found a new mummy? Wow.

Grandpa's banana.

What's that?

Just like you have 'Old man's joystick'...

...this morning I thought of this while doing something specific.

Grandpa's banana.

How is it?

Rubbish.

[GASPS]

You don't have any kind of creativity.

[ENGINE IGNITION]

Come on, guys. Let us go.

Why are you always late?

Because his papa has the business of toilets.

Stop telling PJ's. Start the bike.

Here. I have brought fried bread for you.

Oh, thank you, aunt Madhu. Thank you.

Aunt, how do you know that I am going out of town?

I keep a close watch over you and your papa.

- But your papa will feel lonely. - That's true.

Tell him to keep me.

- Aunt, I do tell him. - Tejas...

...ride carefully, okay?

Lala, did you bathe or shall I come to give you a bath?

I am done with you. Get lost!

He is like that only. Don't feel offended. Do not take it seriously.

- Hey, Tejas. - Bye, dad.

[ENGINE IGNITION]

[APPLAUSE]

Bro, watching YouTube has brought a big change in my life.

I have learnt so many new things which I didn't know.

We weren't taught them in school also.

Learn the correct way to brush and live long.

[LAUGHS]

I saw the full video of a stranger brushing teeth.

Then my papa said that my grandfather lived for 100 years...

...by using teeth-cleaning twigs.

100 years.

Really.

- So guys, that's my time. - 'Yeah.'

Nice.

Well, I hope you too must have stopped using tooth brush.

- Yes, yes, yes. - [PHONE VIBRATE]

'And now, our last performer for the evening.'

'All the way from Ahmadabad, it's Tejas Ganatra!'

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.

Before I proceed, I have a very important question for you.

What is impossible in the world?

Anybody?

Nothing is impossible if you have guts.

You see madam, nothing is impossible for beautiful girls like you.

But look at my friends' faces.

Then you will know how many things are impossible.

[LAUGHING]

And another thing.

The most difficult or impossible thing is when the wife asks you...

...especially when your wife asks you...

...what to cook for dinner this evening.

[LAUGHING]

Till date no husband has found the answer to that.

That gentleman said it is his personal experience.

[LAUGHING]

Self-realization?

No, ma'am. But I get your point.

You want to propose to me. Please come on stage.

- What?! - Yes.

- No, I get it. - No, no, no, no. No ways.

No, no, I insist. You must come on stage.

Please. Please. Please. Come.

Oh, no. Please.

'Seriously?'

One.

'Yes'

Thank you.

Today your show was very good.

Thank you so much. I found less spontaneity than last time.

No, I don't think so. Crowd was having a good time.

One beer.

Thank you.

You have nice sense of humor.

Thank you.

My name is Tejas.

Reva.

- Nice to meet you. - Same here.

- Tejas! - Yeah, coming.

Excuse me.

♪ You are Mir's poetry. ♪

♪ You are the mermaid in the story. ♪

♪ I recite you all night ♪

♪ I write you on air. ♪

♪ You are the moonlight in the night. ♪

♪ You are the goddess of love. ♪

♪ I don't know whether you are ♪ ♪ the destination or the journey. ♪

♪ If you are not there even ♪ ♪ the moon becomes sleepless. ♪

♪ Waiting for you. ♪

♪ It seems the garden ♪ ♪ blooms when you meet me. ♪

♪ Yearning for you ♪

♪ I search for your beautiful ♪ ♪ eyes in the crowds ♪

♪ I keep searching for your sweet words ♪

♪ I keep searching in your beautiful eyes ♪

♪ I search for your beautiful ♪ ♪ eyes in the crowds. ♪

♪ O darling. ♪

♪ O darling. ♪

♪ O darling. ♪

♪ O darling. O darling. ♪

♪ O darling. ♪

♪ I ask for your name in the moon's court. ♪

♪ I wander among the clouds. ♪

♪ I write about my love in birds' language. ♪

♪ I paint your beauty on ♪ ♪ the canvass of the sky. ♪

♪ Just like golden sunshine. ♪ ♪ Just like memories. ♪

♪ Tell me if there is someone like that. ♪

♪ Sometimes like dream ♪ ♪ and sometimes like rumor. ♪

♪ Tell me if there is someone like that ♪

♪ I search for your beautiful ♪ ♪ eyes in the crowds ♪

♪ I keep searching in your beautiful eyes ♪

♪ I search for your beautiful ♪ ♪ eyes in the crowds ♪

♪ I keep searching in your beautiful eyes. ♪

♪ O darling. ♪

♪ O darling. ♪

[PHONE BUZZING]

Yes, uncle Damu, tell me.

'There is sad news.'

What happened?

Uncle Bhaskar of your wife Indu...

Bhaskar is a liar.

He was against my and Indu's marriage.

I don't want to have any relation with him.

But son, now you will have to.

Uncle Bhaskar has expired.

Indu may not be alive...

...but you must maintain social customs.

'You should go to offer condolences.'

Half the village will gather to offer condolences.

He has borrowed money from everybody.

Whatever it may be, but you must go to show your face.

'Okay.'

I will send you the address through message.

Don't forget to go there.

- 'Don't forget to offer condolences. - Yes, yes. Yes.

I won't offer condolences. I will expose him.

Bhaskar the rascal.

Which of these is uncle Bhaskar's building?

The herons are waiting there.

Yes, sir?

- Has an elderly man died here? - Yes.

Was Arvind that old to die?

He was two years younger than me.

He was a decent man.

It is God's will.

But dear, your father lived a pious life.

He was so loving and affectionate.

He often addressed me as mummy.

But it is said that the one who is needed here...

...is needed by God as well.

Say that the police needed him, not God.

He was a pervert.

Every Saturday he used to go to Mumbai to visit dance bars.

And this flat?

He bought it by selling spurious liquor.

My dad. What are you saying about my dad?

Don't say dad. Say wicked.

Once the police had paraded him in the area in shorts and vest.

You might have seen it.

He became old but didn't forget to indulge in vices.

Calm down. Calm down.

Why this man became breathless?

He is Chandan, his son.

Yes, yes. See, the son is still in shock because of his father's deeds.

Mister, my father was a decent man.

Since past 10 years he hadn't stepped out of the house.

It was because of fear of the police.

Not because of the police. He was paralyzed.

What? And still you were born?

What?

Uncle Bhaskar was crafty.

Who is uncle Bhaskar?

The one who expired.

Stupid, he was my father. His name is Arvind Vyas.

What?

Goof up.

Is that so?

Are you organizing this for Arvind?

Forgive me. I dialed the wrong number.

It is like this. I got confused.

I arrived at the wrong address.

[LAUGHING]

Hail Swaminarayan. Hail Lord Krishna.

Hail Bahubali. Hail Lord Hanuman.

May Arvind's soul rest in peace!

Good luck.

Ketaki.

In Ahmadabad?

[ENGINE IGNITION]

[PHONE RINGING]

Tell me, Umesh.

Hasmukh, where are you?

I am having sweets and snacks.

What is it?

- You won't believe it. - What?

Ketaki is in Ahmadabad.

- Ketaki from college? - Yes.

Our Ketaki?

Yes.

Why ours? Mine.

Ketaki, who didn't chose me and chose someone else.

Did you meet her?

- Does she still look the same? - Yes.

- Curtly hair. - 'The same.'

- A mole on the right cheek. - Yes.

- And... - Rascal...

...you remember more details than I do.

Did you meet her?

Did you talk to her?

The situation did not allow me to talk to her.

Hasmukh, what if she doesn't recognise me?

Why won't she recognize?

- Listen. - Yes.

I will call you after reaching the cremation ground.

I mean I will give you a call when I am at the cremation ground.

He didn't say much about Ketaki.

[SANSKRIT CHANT]

[SANSKRIT CHANT]

Ketaki.

Nothing.

[SANSKRIT CHANT]

- No... - Give it to me.

Listen.

What is he doing?

Hey mister. He mister, who are you?

Why are you after my dead father?

You lit the funeral pyre instead of me.

Brother, I repented for the mistake I made at the building.

And isn't it a deed of merit to light someone's funeral pyre?

Oh, she is gone?

I... will come back when you die.

Hey.

Wait.

[ENGINE REVVING]

- Hey! - Hey, who are you?

Since morning you have been harassing me.

You have been playing Kabaddi (Indian sport) with me!

Do you know the origin of the word 'Kabaddi'? - No!

A father used to question his daughter every morning.

Kab badi hogi tu? (When will you grow up?)

Speak something I can understand.

Mister, if you cannot understand...

...think how difficult it would have been for me to compose it.

- Get off, I say. - I won't!

- I won't get off! - Get off!

[ENGINE REVVING]

Hey listen.

Your drink.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I forgot to ask where you live.

First you asked for my phone number.

And now my address?

Ahmadabad.

Don't tell me.

You live in Ahmadabad so why haven't we bumped into each other?

Why? Do all the residents of Ahmadabad bump into you?

No, I don't mean that.

But why didn't I spot a beautiful girl like you?

I see.

I'm from Delhi.

I have been living in Ahmadabad since two years...

...and I study at NID.

And now no more questions, please.

No, this information is enough for me.

I'm damn sure that you take after your mummy.

No. I take after my papa.

Your mummy and papa must be fighting daily on this topic, right?

My mummy is not there.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

I don't want any discussion on this topic.

Done. Sorry.

Do you bully your father just like this?

No, I mean...

Sorry, I am stand-up so comedy comes naturally to me.

- Hasmukh. - Yes?

- Shall I tell you one thing? - Sure.

I and Ketaki used to run away from college...

- ...and used so sit here for hours together. - Really?

We have thrown so many pebbles in this step well.

That is why the water level has risen.

Tell me, did you use to bring the pebbles from home...

...or used to pick from this area?

You know Ketaki loved poems.

Yes.

I used to write poems of Gulzar in my right hand...

...and of Ghalib in my left hand.

And then I used to secretly read them out to her.

[LAUGHS]

Look, things are different in college.

A girl doesn't think about rich or poor when falling in love at that time.

But Ketaki's father objected to you because you were broke.

That is why he sent her to Mumbai to study.

Ketaki disappeared from my life forever.

And after so many years you saw her again.

But what is Ketaki's current status?

What does her husband do?

How many children she has? You have to find out about it, right?

- I have got some information. - What?

I talked to her building's watchman.

Really?

He said Ketaki has been living in Ahmadabad since past six months...

...and that she is alone.

So what have you decided?

Let us see. I will start with friendship.

Let us see how far my stars support me.

Yes. Look, you were broke in college but now you are rich.

We will have to increase your market value.

What do you mean?

So that Ketaki will be impressed on seeing you.

- It is a good idea. - Yes.

But what shall we do which will burn up Ketaki?

Hey, idiot, impressed, not burn up.

My mind has stopped working.

- Hasmukh. - Yes?

Are you sure it will be as you have planned?

Let us go in.

Come.

Come.

- Welcome. - Hello.

Why hello?

Good bye.

- Sit. - Yes, yes.

Yes, sir, tell me. How can we serve you?

You have set up a very nice office.

Thank you.

And it is good that being a woman you protect men.

Congratulations.

In the movie 'Pathan' Shah Rukh Khan also works for you.

- Come to the point. - Yes, yes.

We need some information, Mhatre's mom.

- What? - 'Mohtarma' (lady).

Yes, yes, the same.

- So the thing is, Bibi. - Sister.

Sister, I need a bodyguard.

Not one, we need four bodyguards.

Why four? Out budget will shoot up.

Have patience.

- Which one of you? - Him.

Him?

Don't go by his appearance.

- He looks very ordinary. - Yes.

But he is a multi-millionaire dude.

Yes. I have won 11 crore in 'Kaun Banega Karodpati'.

They haven't telecast that episode as yet.

But ever since I became 'Karodpati' (multi-millionaire)

I have been unable to walk on the road.

I am living in fear.

I am scared of the underworld.

Yes, that is why he needs protection.

Okay. With gun or without gun?

- Are there extra charges for guns? - Yes.

Suppose we ask for guns without bullets, will we get discount?

Hey, have patience.

- No, we don't need guns. - Yes.

Okay.

- We need machine guns. - Okay.

Why do you need machine guns?

- One more thing. - Yes, tell me.

The four bodyguards should not look more handsome than him.

They should look very dangerous.

Not to worry. Now it is our responsibility to protect his life.

She speaks Urdu so fluently.

Will Ketaki be impressed by this drama?

Ketaki will be very impressed on seeing you with four bodyguards.

And just imagine.

When people get selfie clicked with you in front of Ketaki...

...your image will get a boost.

Do we have to hire people for selfie?

I will supply them.

[EXHALES]

I have got a line.

- To seduce me? - No.

To say 'I love you' to you in a different way.

Oh, really?

Are you ready to have hot coffee with me every morning?

I hate coffee.

Will you become the password of my email ID? Yeah?

It is so outdated.

You are my favourite distraction, Reva. Really.

So-so.

Hey, relent.

Will you offer me lift till Ahmadabad?

Yes.

Hundred per cent.

Do not get overexcited.

I just want to check how many options you have.

I have a treasure. The road will end but options won't.

Please hold me very tight. I drive very fast so please.

Fine.

Is she also coming with us?

We are going. You can follow, okay?

He is lucky. Come.

Hey, slow down.

Hey, don't squeeze me in.

I find it difficult to breathe.

My new clothes also got crumpled.

Look, I am the boss.

Don't treat me like a sling bag, okay?

Move!

[ENGINE REVVING]

'Please do not take a selfie with this photograph.'

You are right, Chandan. But fully express your grief today.

You haven't wept since your father expired.

Aunt, I did want to cry...

...but I could not cry due to the kind of hurdles...

...that came up at the cremation ground.

Today I will cry freely.

Hey, move. Move. Let the boss sit.

Move aside.

Sir, is here. Sir is here.

- Hey. Move aside. - Sir, sir.

- Sit down. - Sir...

Put the phone down.

- Just one. - Move aside.

What is he doing here?

He came here also?

Aunt, look.

Calm down. Calm down.

Uncle, get up. Let the boss sit.

Who is the man with whom you clicked a selfie?

I too don't know who he is...

...but you get 500 rupees to get selfie clicked with him.

Sir, wait.

Check if there is a bomb.

- Hey these are flowers! - Why are you taking the flowers?

- Double check it. - Move back.

- Move back. - My father!

- He has picked up the photo. - Shut up.

- Oh, God! - Get up.

Get back. Hey.

Umesh.

Sir, it is dangerous over here.

- Move back. - You people are very dangerous.

Wait. Move. Move.

Hey, don't stop her. Let her come.

I spent a lot for her sake.

Listen to me. I want to talk to her.

Ketaki.

You will go to hell!

You will never be happy!

My late father will curse you!

Hi, Mitali, how are you?

'I am fine.'

Do you remember Umesh from our college?

The idiot?

Wasn't he in love with you?

Please don't say that.

I used to like him. Cute.

- He was broke. - [DOORBELL CHIMES]

Just a second. Someone is at the door.

[FOOTSTEPS]

Hello.

Umesh?

What time is it?

Have you come here to ask the time?

I mean I didn't know how to start talking so I asked the time.

You are still the same. Confused and absurd.

Absent from your life.

Why are you standing outside? Come in.

Umesh, I am inside my house. You are standing outside.

Oh, yes.

Isn't your husband there?

You haven't entered.

How can you see my husband while you are standing outside?

Right? He must be in the bedroom.

First come in.

Come.

Nice.

Thank you.

[FOOTSTEPS]

I'm sorry. How did it happen?

Heart failure? Accident?

You are lonely, aren't you?

You must have made a nice couple.

His face does look like yours.

He looks like me because it is my papa's photo.

- What? - Yes.

Did you forget this face?

He had told you never to meet his daughter.

- Yes, yes. - Remember?

I couldn't recognise because it is a smiling face.

Good, he did smile in the end.

Have a seat. I will bring water.

Has your husband gone out?

I don't see your children also.

Did I say I have children?

Did I say so?

Talk about yourself.

Why do you need to hire bodyguards?

I had hired them for one day only.

What?

To impress you.

I can't see your toys.

What toys?

Mother-in-law and father-in-law.

Just a minute. Just a minute.

Ever since you came you are talking about my husband...

...my children, my in-laws.

You want to know that...

Listen, I am divorced.

I live alone.

And I don't want to recall any of the old memories.

Is that clear?

Sorry.

Shall I talk about me?

I have one son. Tejas.

He does stand-up comedy.

My wife Indu passed away 12 years ago.

I'm sorry.

I have a nice showroom of sanitary ware.

It is doing well.

Would you like to have coffee?

- Yes. Sugar... - Three spoons.

I remember.

Wow.

Do you like sunset or sunrise?

Nothing specific, but...

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

I would like both if you are with me.

- Ketaki. - Yes?

I recall a couplet on seeing this setting sun.

- Shall I recite it? - Sure. Go ahead.

You are smiling so much.

What is lost which...

...which...

What is lost...

What sadness you are masking?

Yes, the same.

It got erased.

Umesh, you wrote this famous poem on your palm?

Watch the sunset.

It irritates me.

What? The sunset?

No seeing that people hang petticoats and briefs on clothesline in the balcony.

Stupid, what are you looking at instead of what I am showing you?

[ENGINE IGNITION]

Stop.

Nice.

Do you live here?

No. My relative lives here.

Shall I give it a last try, please?

Do it.

Can I give you a good bye kiss?

No.

Look, I am very modern...

...but inside me there is a traditional girl also.

So this is the first and last kiss.

Nothing at all before marriage.

It means you like me?

Almost.

Reva! Come in dear.

What a pleasant surprise!

Why do you keep giving me calls?

To ask about your well-being. What else?

There is no need.

Dear, the misunderstanding between us...

I don't want to listen to you.

And I don't want any other explanations also.

- But dear, let me... - Enough.

I don't want to maintain any relation with you.

When you had divorced my papa I had decided...

...that I will never see your face in my life.

Did you hear? Never.

So please, just delete my number.

I could have told you this on phone also.

But it wouldn't have felt insulting to you.

And I wanted to insult you in front of all.

So I came here personally.

Hasmukh, my dear friend, where are you?

I am eating tasty snack.

Hey, where did you disappear after the condolence meet?

You won't believe it.

I straightaway landed at Ketaki's home.

Well done!

Is she married or widowed?

She is a divorcee.

And she doesn't want to talk about her past.

So talk to her about her future.

How can I do that in haste?

Brother, this is no time for net practice.

You have done enough fielding in college.

Now in the second inning you have to hit a direct sixer.

You are right.

I too got the same idea.

What will you say to your son Tejas?

- Tejas is not my son. - What?

I mean he is more of a friend to me than a son.

I am sure, Hasmukh.

If I tell Tejas that his papa wants to remarry...

...he will never stop me.

Let me talk to him. Then I will call you again.

Hey, listen...

Wow. You look handsome in Mermuda.

- Bermuda, papa. - I said the same thing.

Well, how was your trip to Diu?

Nice.

And your stand-up performance?

- Superb. - Good, good. Good.

- I say... - Yes?

Let us organize your wedding at Diu.

- Why? - Why?

Destination wedding.

- Wow. - Son, you won't believe it.

My friends and some of the relatives taunt me on phone.

That I have attended two marriages in their families.

When am I inviting them for the same?

I told them I will invite them.

The feast at wedding is a unique fun, isn't it?

So let us fix everything as soon as possible.

Have you accepted aunt Madhu's proposal?

Stupid, would I accept Madhu's proposal?

So who is it?

Three?

Stupid, the name is made up of three letters...

...and the first letter is K.

Who is she, papa? Who is she?

Ketaki.

Ketaki.

Why do you say Ketaki? You should say mummy.

Mummy? Ketaki mummy.

Wow, papa, congratulations. Wow.

But I will permit you to marry on one condition only.

What?

You should permit me to marry a girl of my choice.

Yes...

Oh my God.

Have you also found one?

Wow. This shows father and son's stars are similar.

Now the house will be full of people, right?

Two women will bump into each other.

And I will get freedom from eating your dishes.

I remember very well.

Once a pounded rice dry snack had become damp...

...and you had fed it to me calling is potato and rice snack.

Let it be. Forget it.

What is your girl's name?

Reva.

Reva. Nice.

- Shall I show you her photo? - Yes, sure.

How does she look?

She is sweet.

In photo. In actual life she is crazy.

That's why she accepted you, right?

[LAUGHING]

- Reva. - Ketaki.

I and Ketaki were studying in the same college.

I liked her. She too liked me.

So what was the problem?

My financial situation.

So our love story didn't move ahead.

Dad, in love you need to fight against the situation instead of accepting defeat.

If I can win back my love from 25 years ago

I wouldn't wait for even 25 minutes.

Do not miss the chance if she has come back into your life.

Dad, life never gives second chance.

You have got it so just grab it and celebrate it.

I am with you.

My son.

Our words have made me very happy. Really.

Grab it and celebrate it. Yeah.

Now I will fight if anyone comes between me and Ketaki.

Yes.

Son, we will have a grand wedding.

Listen. You and Reva should dance at our musical evening.

Yes.

And I and Ketaki will dance at your musical evening.

Papa, you are enthusiastic.

There will be breaking news on TV.

Father and son's joint wedding procession in Ahmadabad.

Yes. But we will rent only one horse, okay?

- What? - Double seat.

And it is okay, isn't it?

You see, we have to go to the same party venue.

What we will do? One priest only.

One wedding pavilion only.

The guest list will also be the same.

And the expenses for the feast will be halved.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Yes.

[PHONE RINGING]

Her call...

Ketaki?

- You should say mummy. - Mummy. Mummy.

Pick up the phone.

Put it on speaker.

Yes, Ketaki, did I forget something?

'Do you have the goods at home?'

Goods?

'Whiskey or wine?'

Is mummy a drunkard?

I mean wine is there.

'Okay. We will meet at River Front in half hour.'

You should have asked if you should bring along cigarettes.

Mummy drinks alcohol so she must be smoking as well.

Shut up. Don't spoil my mood.

She has called me for a date.

Did you have love marriage or arranged marriage?

What do you think on looking at my face?

- Arranged. - Yeah.

And, your married life?

The same as that of a normal middle class man.

My wife Indu was a nice person.

Yours was love marriage, right?

Neither love nor marriage lasted.

After marriage we had shifted to Delhi.

I was ready to take all the responsibilities of the house.

But I wanted to work as an interior designer also.

I wanted to have my own identity.

But my husband wanted me just to look after the house.

I went against his decision and...

Divorce.

Divorce.

After divorce a person was removed from my life...

...whom I loved more than my life.

Who?

My daughter.

My husband got her custody.

He proved in court that

I am incapable of shouldering my daughter's responsibility.

A very big vacuum was created in my life.

And today...

Today what?

My daughter came and told me to delete her number.

Delete.

My daughter hates me...

...without even knowing the truth.

I am very lonely.

I have nobody to even talk to.

The whole day I keep myself busy to pass the day.

I want to cry but tears don't flow.

Umesh, I am not tired, but I feel defeated.

A lot is going on in my mind but I am unable to share with anybody.

What do I do with myself?

Sometimes I feel as if I will go crazy.

I will just go mad.

How can someone live like this?

You tell me.

Come.

- Open it. - Where?

Come.

Two raspberry dollies.

I know you like it.

This seems weird to me.

What do you intend to do?

Chat.

You are sad because you have nobody to talk to.

I have a question about it.

How available you are to talk to yourself?

You know, there is a very big difference...

...between being unable to sleep at night and staying awake.

What would you have done in my place?

I am a weird person.

If I am angry I can even stand in the middle of the road and scream.

And if you are sad?

You should cry.

A few people will gather on seeing you cry...

...and ask you the reason.

Tell them the reason and feel free.

Remember one thing.

The day people ask you how you are...

...and as response instead of saying you are fine...

...you say that you are not fine...

...that day you will find lots of people to talk to.

Just like there is the custom of...

...getting rid of quarrels form the house on one day before to Diwali...

...in the same way...

...get rid of the miseries in the heart.

Look...

...your ice cream has melted.

That's the point.

We have to decide in life whether we want to eat the ice cream...

...or waste time in useless chitchat.

Give it to me.

I will bring another one.

Love is very insolent.

It doesn't respect age.

Hello, Ketaki, there is an emergency.

Umesh had been admitted to hospital.

- What? - He is talking about you only.

Come fast. I am sending you the location.

Okay.

Umesh.

Umesh.

Dear.

Look who is here to meet you.

Ketaki, you came.

Yes. What happened? Are you okay?

Ketaki, I want to...

Say what you want to say!

Please, speak softly.

Look at his condition.

Tell me, Umesh. Speak.

I don't know what your reaction will be.

But I will accept whatever your answer will be.

I, Umesh Balwant Ganatra, with fully conscious mind...

Hey, speak up!

Please.

I am proposing marriage to Ketaki Divecha.

Umesh!

Do not slap me.

Let it be.

Why let it be?

I accept.

Did you choose this place to propose? Really?

So that your treatment can be started if you refuse.

[LAUGHING]

- Papa! - Yes?

What are you doing?

You are the father and you are stealing from your son's purse?

O student who graduated by reading graffiti's on public toilets...

This is too long expletive, isn't it?

Yes, but it is very creative expletive.

It is almost suitable to be included in Guinness Book.

Shut up. Idiot, I was checking the cash in your wallet.

Son, today is the new year day...

...and I want to gift you 5001 rupees before you touch my feet.

I have kept one rupee.

The remaining 5000 I will send you through Gpay.

But why the sudden promotion?

Till date you were giving me just 101.

But today I am very happy. That's why.

Quickly take bath and get ready.

Papa, should I get ready at midnight? Let me sleep.

It is not midnight. It is five o'clock in the morning.

In our times we used to get ready at four o'clock to go out.

But now everybody does it through Whats-app.

- Let me sleep. - No, no, don't sleep.

- Let me sleep. - Don't sleep, I say.

Get up or I will slap you.

Why?

Today your new mummy is coming here.

Papa, is this time to invite somebody to our home?

It is my wish to welcome her during auspicious time.

Hear that.

Today Ketaki will enter our house for the first time.

Get ready quickly and come down.

Hey...

How do I look?

Enthusiastic.

Come on, get up, get ready and come down.

Just a minute, papa, give me my wallet!

Papa, have you gone crazy?

So many crackers?

Ketaki should feel special.

But this will be a bit too much.

- Keep quiet. - Hey.

As soon as Ketaki arrives, I will ignite it from here...

...and you will ignite it from there, okay?

[ENGINE REVVING]

She is here.

Ketaki, wait there.

Hello, police?

[SIREN WAILING]

Police?

- Papa. - Yes?

Ask them why they have arrested us.

They will tell us the reason. What's your hurry?

Ketaki, happy new year.

The police made me sit in the front seat of the jeep...

...so I could not introduce you.

- She is Ketaki. - How are you?

What's this? Touch her feet.

- Umesh, please. It's okay. - No. Why okay?

- But not here. - Why not here?

Ketaki, he is my baby. I mean Tejas.

He does stand-up, okay?

I suggest, tell us a joke since we are sitting here.

What are you saying?

Papa, look at the situation.

So what?

A person's brain should be active in any situation.

In this situation I am getting the idea for a story.

Raichand Sheth is murdered...

...and the suspects are his wife Nirmaladevi...

...his brother-in-law Ranjit and servant Ramu.

But when people find who committed the murder...

...they will be stunned.

Tell me, who could have committed the murder.

Think about it.

No?

Shall I tell you?

The milkman.

Why milkmen are the murderers in all your stories?

Because nobody would suspect them.

His character is virtuous, right?

Just search on Google.

Any murder by milkman?

You won't find even one link.

Uncle, are you all here for a family gathering?

Sit quietly.

And who is Raichand Sheth?

See, he got interested.

I will tell you.

You see, one day Raichand Sheth is selling...

...teeth cleaning twigs at a signal.

His name is Raichand Sheth and he sells teeth cleaning twigs at a signal?

Nonsense.

- Sir... - Let it be.

- Makwana. - Inspector is here. - Yes, sir.

Sir.

Who are they?

Sir, they burst crackers in early morning and burnt somebody's petticoat.

Call them in.

Uncle, come in. The officer is calling you.

Let us go.

- Not me, papa, he is calling you. - Come on.

And I suggest that you ask the officer about visa also.

Sir, please tell us now what our offense is.

You have committed a very big offense.

You burst crackers and burnt your neighbor’s wife's petticoat.

- But sir, the petticoat was on the clothesline. - Yes.

- She was not wearing it. - No.

Umesh, please.

And the other offense.

Crackers at 5 o'clock in the morning?

You have broken the law.

Time for bursting crackers is only till 10 o'clock in the night.

Haven't you read the government notification?

Shouldn't we celebrate our festivals?

Not by breaking laws.

What laws? This is the limit, sir.

In our times we used to dance during Navratri...

...till 5 o'clock in the morning.

And now? Three days a week till 12 in the night and after that, wind up.

- At Holi celebration we shouldn't waste water. - Yes.

So what is the fun in Holi?

We should forget Dussera...

...because people say that we should not burn Ravan.

So would Ram kill Ravan by squeezing his neck?

Makwana, throw these two in the lock up.

And sister, go and sit there. We don't have a female cell.

- Are cells also male and female? - Shut up!

Come on. Come. Come.

- Stay calm. Sir is getting angry. - Of course he would. Let us go.

In there.

Get in.

You first.

- What nonsense? Get in. - Sorry.

The police make arrests during festival days.

They don't think that we celebrate festivals.

Where is he? I say where is he?

Who? Who is where?

The person you have arrested. Umesh Ganatra.

What is their relation to you?

Sir, he is everything to me.

I plead to you. I will fall at your feet.

I will beg to you. Sir, please release my future husband.

I will release them only if you are ready to vouch for them.

Sir, I vouch for lifetime.

If you wish you can throw me in jail but please release him.

Inspector, I am not at fault in this.

Can I leave, please?

You can go.

Disgusting.

Why was this angry with me while leaving?

How would I know?

- Makwana, open the lockup. - Yes, sir.

My poor Lala is thrown in jail.

God knows whether Lala is comfortable or not.

Papa.

- Yes, yes. - Let us go.

Bye, mister.

Come.

Leave.

Look, your future wife is a decent person.

Wow, sir.

Listen, the police are praising your new mummy.

She is a decent person.

Sir, tell me honestly. What do you think of my choice?

- You are lucky. - Yes.

Your future wife pleaded and begged to me...

...that is why I am releasing you.

She supports me so much.

Tejas, a wife should be like her.

Enough. Enough. Leave now.

- Yes, yes, we have to... - Thank God, Lala.

Madhu, what are you doing here?

- Madhubala will be where my Lala is. - Oh.

You see, someone who helps you in difficult times is your kin.

What?

You would still be in jail if your future wife had not come here.

- What are you saying? Future wife? - Yes.

Where is the lady who was with me?

She left.

- She was very angry. - What?

Papa, you are in great trouble.

- Ketaki! - But papa...

Ketaki!

Look at your father. He left without thanking me.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Ketaki!

Why have you come here?

Please listen to me.

I am not interested.

Till date I have not come across a flirt like you.

You have some misunderstanding.

Madhu is my cook.

Ugh! You seduced a cook?

It is not so. Madhu-di wants to snare me.

That is why I have fired her.

Madhu-di?

Sorry, If you want to check you can ask Tejas also.

I don't trust you and I don't want any clarification also.

Just go away.

Ketaki. Listen.

Do you have some cold drink?

[PHONE RINGING]

Happy New Year, my dear!

There is nothing to be happy.

Where are you?

I am having snacks.

Every time I call you I find that you are eating.

Were you born in a snacks shop?

No, no. In a hospital next to it.

- Hasmukh, listen. - Yes.

I am sending you an address.

Come there with fresh snacks.

Why?

I will explain after you are here.

Okay, okay, I am coming.

[ENGINE IGNITION]

[PHONE BUZZING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello.

Hello, Tejas, I am Ketaki speaking.

- It is a call from my papa's girlfriend. - Nice.

Yes, aunt, tell me.

I want to know who the lady was...

...who had come to the police station this morning?

Aunt Madhu. She used to come and cook at our home.

Aunt, actually she has a soft corner for my papa.

'I see. Okay.'

But my papa doesn't like it at all.

That is why he fired her as cook.

I see. Is your papa at home?

No, he has gone to meet you.

No, no, he left.

Well, when he comes home tell him that I had called up.

- 'Okay, aunt.' - Okay. Bye, dear.

Bye.

What! Is your papa having an affair with the cook?

Get down Get down.

You are talking nonsense.

- Umesh! - Oh!

What is this?

Are you on hunger strike outside Ketaki's house?

Forget it. First give me food.

- Yes, yes. - I am feeling weak.

Oh, my God! Are you still here?

We have ordered mattresses and blankets as well.

Ketaki, if you wish I will ask Madhu to come here.

No. I have already talked to Tejas.

Thank God.

She talked to me.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

- [PHONE BUZZING] - Excuse me.

Yes, dear.

Dad, are you coming?

I want you to meet Tejas and his dad.

Yes, yes, I will have to come to meet my son-in-law.

And I have already booked ticket for my flight.

Really? Thank you so much, dad.

See you soon.

'Bye.'

- Happy? My papa will be coming. - Great.

Listen. Will your dad have any problem?

No. He is a happy-go-lucky person.

But let me give you shocking news.

He is going to marry again.

- What?! - Yes.

Will a situation like 'Badhai Ho' be created in the house?

It may so happen that both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are in maternity home.

Yes, my father is naughty so it's possible.

[CHUCKLES]

Listen. Do you have any problem...

...regarding your father's second marriage?

Of course not.

Wouldn't he too need a companion?

Let us go, dad. Come on. What's taking so long?

Yes, yes. You are in great hurry.

- Come on. Hurry up. - What's the hurry?

You know I had arrived two hours late in my marriage.

The horse has taken a wrong turn.

- There was panic. - Let us go.

How do I look?

Whose father-in-law are you going to meet, yours or mine?

I have to look impressive.

We are going to meet the girl's father.

- Come. - Shall I tell you something?

Your father-in-law seems to be orthodox to me.

Why?

Who would ask to bring along horoscopes in current times?

They might believe in it. Why should we bother?

- Let us go. - Give me the keys.

No, no, I am going to drive. Let us go.

Whenever you drive I am forced to pay the fine.

- Okay, get in. Come on. - Okay, let us go.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Please come in, please come in.

Do they have security inside the house?

He is Reva's papa, so be careful.

Hello, sir, I am Tejas, and he is my father Mr. Umesh Ganatra.

I am Reva's father. Ranjit Singh Saini.

You are Sikh, right?

How do I know? Tell me.

Turban!

Yes, I am Sikh but my wife was Gujarati.

Oh, wow.

We Gujarati people are like potatoes...

...readily getting mixed with any of the vegetables.

Okay, sir. Come in, come in. Come.

If it was not so, you wouldn't be able to cook potatoes and green peas curry.

Please sit.

Wow, you have done excellent decoration.

Thank you.

- Reva. - Yes.

The guests are here. Please come!

I am coming, papa.

Good.

Hello, uncle.

- Hello, uncle. - Halo. Halo.

Not halo. It is hello.

- And Reva understands as well as speaks Gujarati. - Yes.

A question comes to my mind.

You belong to Punjab, so why did you name her Reva?

Shouldn't it be Sutlej?

[LAUGHING]

Papa.

What is wrong in it?

You won't believe it. We have a relative.

Bhavinbhai Mankad.

All the ladies in his family are named after rivers.

Mummy is Godavari. Sister is Kaveri.

Aunt is Narmada.

Grandmother is Bhagirathi, and 'Bhabhu' is Gomti.

'Bhabhu'?

You don't have 'Bhabhu' (elder uncle's wife)?

Lucky.

Gujarati people have 'Bhabhu'...

...and ninety per cent 'Bhabhu' is constantly sulking.

During any event, like someone's engagement...

...or baby shower stuff, Bhabhu's face would be like this.

- Baby shower stuff? - Baby shower stuff...

[CHUCKLES]

When it comes to stuffing, we Gujarati people can stuff anything.

Stuffed brinjals, stuffed potatoes...

...and these days we stuff spicy peanuts in hotdogs.

[CHUCKLES]

You see, we Gujarati people...

...are like potatoes.

Readily getting mixed with any of the vegetables.

- Did I say it correctly? - By God.

Who told you?

- Papa, control. - Yes, yes.

Beautiful. I like your daughter.

And these days who consults parents?

That is why it is said, when the boy and the girl are happy...

...what will papa do?

[CHUCKLES]

You see how I twisted the phrase.

Where is the washroom?

I know why you want to go to the washroom.

Do not promote your business over here. Sit quietly.

Stupid, you can judge people's character by looking at the bathroom.

Come. Come with me.

- You carry on. - Yes.

Dear, the priest must have arrived.

- Shall I open it? - This way. This way.

- Hello. - Hello, dear.

Sorry, I am a bit late.

No, no. No problem. Come.

Yes, yes. Come.

Sit.

Yes, yes.

Uncle Chandan, he is Tejas.

- Hello. - So he is the boy, right?

- Yes. - Very good.

He is a good as his name.

Look at his face. So bright.

Wow.

After her mummy and papa give consent our purpose will be served.

There is no need to seek mummy's permission.

You know that.

Yes, that is true.

Oh, priest Chandan. Hello.

Hello.

You have come.

I have come and I have to leave early.

If possible, first give me the horoscopes.

I have kept it here. Check it.

- This is mine. - Yes.

Wow.

32 traits are matching.

The horoscopes are matching.

Sir, you were supplied very inferior materials for bathroom.

How can you use such a small WC?

What is this man doing over here?

Do you know my papa?

- Is he your papa? - Yes.

- This marriage can never take place. - What?

This marriage cannot take place.

Mister Chandan, what are you saying?

- You only said that everything is fine. - Yes.

Everything was fine till now but now Rahu and Ketu are unfavorable.

The father's unfavorable Saturn is affecting the son.

If this marriage takes place the boy's father's death...

...is certain within one month.

Rubbish. There is no problem in the stars.

There is a problem with the priest.

What is the problem with me?

There will be ruination! There will be calamity!

Uncle?

Let me see how this wedding takes.

What is this?

Do you believe in all this?

Yes, sir.

Because all that is happens in this house...

...is done as per his advice only.

But... there are remedies also against unfavorable stars.

Dear, I don't know what to do.

It is natural. But don't worry.

I will find some way, okay?

Come on, let us leave.

And bless you, Brahmputra.

Reva. Papa, her name is Reva.

You remember it, right? That's enough.

What happened to the priest suddenly when he saw you?

I don't know.

My Jupiter is so powerful and scholar priests get scared.

Papa, you have troubled him in some way, right?

How would I trouble him?

Don't worry.

- I am going to do something. - What are you going to do now?

I will change the priest's stars.

You will surely get married.

Free! Free! Free!

Piping hot meal free from 10 o'clock in the night...

...till 6 o'clock in the morning!

The needy will be provided place to stay as well!

Go and meet kind and generous Chandan Vyas!

Note down the address!

504, Anjani, Shivnagar Society, H.G. Highway!

Rush! Rush! Rush!

- Give it to me. - Give it to me also.

- Give it to me also. - Give it to me also.

- Hey, give it to me. - It fell down.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Yes? Whom do you want?

- Chandan Vyas. - I am Chandan Vyas.

Quickly give me hot meal.

And where should I sleep?

Hurry. I am feeling sleepy.

Hey, is this your daddy's inn?

You have distributed these pamphlets. Look.

What pamphlets?

Who did this? Hey!

- Come on. Give me dinner. - Hey, get lost.

Is this a charitable shelter?

Are you too a beggar? Go away!

"Wake up, Wake up. Wake up O generous man."

Get lost!

My daughter 'kab badi hogi'... (when my daughter will grow up)

...kab badi, kab badi... Kabbadi, Kabbadi, Kabbadi.

Forgive me, priest. I disturbed you past midnight.

But you see, I have got 1000 similar ideas to harass you.

- The planning for tomorrow is... - Enough, enough.

No, brother. Nothing in the morning.

I have had enough.

Good night.

[CHUCKLES]

[SOBBING]

Papa.

Papa.

Papa.

- Papa. - I am alive, you rascal!

Sorry.

Is this the way to wake up a person?

He would go to sleep forever.

What is it?

- Reva called up. - Okay.

The priest went to their house.

He said that he had done appeasement ritual for stars...

...so there is no problem in marriage.

I knew this would happen.

Son, a person calms down if you rob him of his peace.

What next?

Next get ready for wedding.

♪ It sways, it is happy for no reason. ♪

♪ The youthful joy overflows today. ♪

♪ It gets tangles in sweet nothings. ♪

♪ No one can understand this youthfulness. ♪

♪ There is no sleep and dreams ♪ ♪ are seen in wakefulness ♪

♪ I request the calendar ♪ ♪ to pass the days quickly. ♪

♪ Whole night her eyes. ♪

♪ Wait for me. ♪

♪ Darling, if I am with you. ♪

♪ It becomes a joyous occasion. ♪

♪ Whole night her eyes. ♪

♪ Wait for me. ♪

♪ Darling, if I am with you. ♪

♪ It becomes a joyous occasion. ♪

♪ O darling... ♪

♪ O darling... ♪

♪ O darling... ♪

♪ O darling... ♪

♪ I have told my eyes. ♪

♪ Not to go crazy on seeing you. ♪

♪ Let there be drizzle of love. ♪

♪ But don't let it be a heavy shower. ♪

♪ She daily makes light showers of love. ♪

♪ She suddenly gives a big gift of love. ♪

♪ Whole night her eyes. ♪

♪ Wait for me. ♪

♪ Darling, if I am with you. ♪

♪ It becomes a joyous occasion. ♪

♪ O darling... ♪

♪ O darling... ♪

Tea time.

Come. Come.

- Papa, shall I tell you something? - Tell me.

I have no issue with you getting married.

But if the marriage...

I got it.

I am your father.

I can understand even if you don't speak.

I don't care about what the society will say.

But I won't like it if someone criticizes you.

So I have decided to conduct your and Reva's wedding with pomp.

Okay?

And the same morning I and Ketaki will marry in a court.

Done?

Love you, papa!

You are so sensible.

But I don't know why you didn't inherit the same sensibility.

- Ketaki. - Yes?

Only four days remain.

On the fourth day we will marry and you will enter my house.

[CHUCKLES]

Something which should have happened years ago...

...is going to happen now.

You are so excited that we are getting married.

- Aren't you? - What do you think?

- I recall a couplet. - Shall I recite it? -Go ahead.

- I haven't written in my hand, okay? - Yes.

I like you very much.

I like you very much.

Okay.

Don't ask the reason, I don't know the reason.

You have read it on Whats App.

- Yes. - I thought so.

There was a joke as well.

- Leave! Leave! - Look at this. Hold this.

Uncle, what is going on?

ILU, ILU (I love U).

Whose car is this?

The car is mine, and the lady is also mine.

Give straight answers.

Show me. Show me the car's documents.

I have just brought the car from servicing...

...so the documents are at home.

Makwana, there is a liquor bottle on the back seat.

Liquor bottle?

- It belongs to her. - What? Umesh?

I mean she has come from Delhi.

- She has got permit. - Shut up.

Hello, Hasmukh, where are you?

I am eating piping hot snacks.

Come immediately to Paladi police station.

Why? Do we need permission from the police to eat snacks?

[CHUCKLES]

Stupid, there are no documents in the car.

So talk to Tejas and get there with the documents.

Okay, okay, I will come there with him.

- Don't worry. - Listen...

Let us go.

Seat belt is compulsory.

Otherwise I will have to fine you.

Well, mister, were you caught in drunken state?

How do you know?

I know face reading.

Sir, I have arrested the drunkard.

Makwana...

Isn't he the one who had burnt a petticoat?

Was he caught again for drinking?

Yes. There is a lady with him and an empty bottle also.

Really?

Take into custody.

- The lady? - The bottle!

He seems to be a seasoned criminal.

Call him. Ask him to come in.

Uncle, come in. The officer wants you.

Yes, yes.

Wait here.

Amazing. We meet again.

But honestly sir, this time I am not at fault.

We were just sitting and talking in the car at the riverfront.

Sir, he doesn't have documents for the car.

The car is there, I mean the papers of the car are there.

My friend is bringing them.

- Sister, come here. - Yes.

What were you doing with this drunkard?

Sir, don't call me a drunkard.

That man sitting outside is a drunkard.

Sir, she is my future wife.

How many wives are there?

Hadn't your wife begged to me to release you?

- Sir... - Still you are indulging in such things?

There is a mix-up. That woman is not my wife.

Actually she wants to become my wife.

But in fact I want this one to become my wife.

Hey, how many women will you deceive?

Ketaki, please say something.

Sister. Sister, please don't cry. Sit.

Sit.

Water.

'I am here, my dear!'

-Look. Look. He has brought them. -I am here.

Here, have 'Dabeli' (snack).

- Get up. - What?

- Get up! - Oh.

Get up.

You are talking about 'Dabeli'.

Have you brought the documents of the car?

- They are in Tejas's mobile. - He must be on his way. -Okay.

Hasmukh, explain to him that my first wife has passed away.

Yes, it is true. I am witness to that.

Who are you?

I? I am Hasmukh Hingol. His best friend.

- Do you know this lady? - Yes.

We are long-time friends.

Yeah, right.

I was worried.

Sorry sir.

- Show them to the officer. - Sir, the documents.

- Sir, please take a look at the documents. - Give them to me.

Sir, they are in order.

Tejas.

Hi!

You are here?

Dear, you too accompanied him?

Umesh, do you know her?

Of course. She is Reva.

Tejas's girlfriend.

But how do you know her?

She is my daughter.

- What? - What?

What?

Just a minute.

I am confused.

The two of you brother and sister...

...and your mummy and papa don't know?

She is not my mummy.

- And this one is her boyfriend. - Hey!

- What? - What?

No, no.

Just a minute.

Who are all of you?

Just a minute. Just a minute.

Reva, she is your mummy?

Right?

Yes.

So my father is going to marry your mummy?

Ketaki...

...is Reva your daughter?

Are you Reva's mummy?

So you don't know who the mummy is?

Sir, it is not so.

She is the mummy but this one is not my daughter.

She is my son's future wife.

Oh. You all decide how you are related to each other.

I mean are you their mummy-papa...

...or the daughter's father-in-law and the son's mother-in-law?

What is the connection between all of you?

Sir, right now we know that...

...there is a very big cross-connection.

Sir, I understood everything. Shall I explain?

Keep quiet!

Reva. Reva, listen. Reva.

Let him go.

Release him, sir. Release him.

Release my husband.

I beg to you.

Has she come back to life?

Hey.

'Never forget your parents'

Stop pacing. I am tired.

Don't you feel shame?

Did you have to fall in love with Reva's mother?

And did you have to fall in love with Reva only?

Papa, what do you want?

Should I check a girl's mother before falling in love?

Don't you have any brains?

Our wedding cards have already been sent, and you...

I don't know in what condition Reva will be.

'Reva, what is wrong?'

'Did you have a quarrel with someone?'

Mummy is remarrying.

Dear, what difference it makes to us...

...whether she does or does not marry?

Mummy is marrying Tejas's papa.

What?

This big twist in the tale?

I didn't know that this kind of mess will be created in my marriage.

I am worried about Ketaki.

I worry about Reva.

Why should you worry?

I mean...

...you are still young.

You have got the whole life ahead.

You have got option.

You can find another girl also.

Wow, dad...

...you have thought up such a nice selfish idea.

Reva is best for me.

Sorry, but you will have to forget aunt Ketaki.

Why should I forget?

Our love is not same as that of current generation lovebirds, okay?

Our love is from 25 years ago.

We have sat together...

...and thrown so many pebbles in the step well of Adalaj.

I will marry Reva only.

And I will marry Ketaki only.

Really?

Let me see how you will get married.

You will get to see it.

Everything is fair in love and war.

[LAUGHING]

Look at his face.

[LAUGHING]

His father has hit the boundary.

And the son is out.

Rascals, you find it funny?

The situation is like that.

Wife became sister.

[LAUGHING]

Just a minute. Just a minute.

Tejas, I have a gift for you.

Sing it.

"My brother, please uphold the bond of Rakhi."

Stop rubbing salt into my wound.

I am miserable and you two are making fun of me.

Tell me if you have a solution otherwise I am leaving.

Look, we will help you.

You have conflict of interest with your respected father, right?

- There is only one solution for this. - So tell me.

Either change your father, or change your girlfriend.

You...

Just a minute. Just a minute. Listen to me.

I have got a brilliant idea...

...that will allow you as well as your papa to get married.

What are you saying? How is it possible?

It is. We will send a notice to your papa.

What notice?

I will prepare it. First find a lawyer.

We found a lawyer.

Hello, Mr. Bhadresh.

Hello.

What's new?

I can't find a new one and the old one is not leaving.

Him?

Yes. Trust me, he will agree.

[ENGINE IGNITION]

Okay, go. Go.

Sorry.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Yes?

Cook, please call Mr. Ganatra.

Cook?

I am Umesh Ganatra in person.

- Can't be. - Why not? Who are you?

Are you asking despite seeing the black coat?

Myself advocate Adatiya.

Sorry, Unadkat

I can't find a new one and the old one is not leaving.

How can I help?

You have to give me a notice.

I?

Sorry, I have to give you a notice.

- About what? - Divorce.

Divorce?

Sorry, about separation.

Till date you have acted the way you wanted to...

...so now I will act to teach you a lesson.

Don't tax my brain, you fatso.

Listen, if you address me as fatso, I will sue you for defamation...

...on behalf of all the fat people in the world.

Get out. Get out.

Please listen to me.

I just want to say that henceforth,

I won't be adding your name after my first name.

Who have you hired?

Rascal, why are you adding my name after your name?

Not I...

...my client, Tejaschandra Umeshchandra Ganatra says so.

He says that he dismisses you as his father...

...so that you can marry whoever you want...

...and he can marry whoever he wants.

So Mr. Umesh Ganatra sans Tejas...

...please sign this so that I will be free...

...because I can't find a new one and the old one is not leaving.

You rascal...

Look, you cannot catch the collar of the law.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, my God.

Now go and slap Tejas on my behalf.

Why don't you slap him? He is waiting outside.

Wait.

Rascal, you are black ailing your father?

Do you want to change your father?

Speak up. I will escort you to an orphanage, you fatherless idiot.

Listen carefully.

My wedding procession will surely proceed.

And that too in a carriage pulled by seven horses.

With pomp.

Because I can't find a new one and the old one is not leaving.

Untadiya made me also repeat the phrase.

Unadkat, not Untadiya.

Get lost!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

What is it?

Sir, there will be no water supply after 4 o'clock in the evening.

- Have you seen my papa? - He left early in the morning.

Looked like he was going to attend someone's wedding.

Wedding?

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Umesh, how the children will feel?

What will people say?

I don't care about people.

Let people say whatever they want. I don't care.

And what about children? They have grown up.

They will accept.

And we will convince them if they don't accept.

I and you.

[ENGINE REVVING]

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Thank God, it was a dream.

You?

Yes, sir. Is everything fine?

What do you want?

Nothing. I came to say that...

...there will be no water supply after four o'clock in the evening.

Have you seen my papa?

He left early in the morning.

What was he wearing?

Looked like he was going to attend someone's wedding.

- Not someone's, his own. - What did you say?

What are you saying?

♪ Forget everything but don't forget them. ♪

♪ Do not compare parents to anybody? ♪

♪ We learnt this at every ♪ ♪ step in the society. ♪

♪ But all that was proved ♪ ♪ wrong due to my father. ♪

♪ Till date I demanded everything from him ♪

♪ I thought he will pamper ♪ ♪ me as I am his darling son. ♪

♪ Now I realise I am not important. ♪

♪ He will abandon me on a whim. ♪

♪ He may be your father, but know this. ♪

♪ If you are not alert he ♪ ♪ is going to defeat you. ♪

♪ He may be your father, but know this. ♪

♪ If you are not alert he ♪ ♪ is going to defeat you. ♪

♪ He is neither straightforward nor simple. ♪

♪ He has bad intentions. ♪

♪ He wants to marry when it is his age... ♪

♪ ...to become a grandfather. ♪

♪ He is neither a groom nor a king. ♪

♪ Still he has big ambitions. ♪

♪ He gave me false hopes and ♪ ♪ wants to fulfill own desires. ♪

Shut up!

♪ He may be your father, but know this. ♪

♪ If you are not alert he ♪ ♪ is going to defeat you. ♪

♪ He may be your father, but know this. ♪

♪ If you are not alert he ♪ ♪ is going to defeat you. ♪

♪ He will defeat you. ♪

Hi, Reva, where is your mummy?

I had gone to her house, but it is locked.

I asked the watchman and he said that she went out with a bag.

I even tried calling her up but she is not picking up the phone.

My papa is also not picking up the phone.

Tejas...

...will they get married?

Speak positively.

Don't worry, I will go and look for them.

Umesh, we have been roaming since past four hours.

You are not allowing me to say anything, and are not saying anything.

We have met to discuss a topic, right?

We will talk later.

Let it be.

Come.

What happened?

Mummy, come on!

Must I also like 'pani-puri' (snack item) because you like it?

No, we want to eat pizza. I want pizza.

Brother, don't make 'pani-puri'.

Come, you want to eat pizza? You have become so stubborn.

What happened?

It is so strange, isn't it?

We have to live as per parents' wish when we are small.

And after we grow up it is as per our children's wish.

Do you want to have 'pani-puri'?

No. Let it be.

Umesh...

...you know, we have been wandering since long to postpone this conversation.

We are either wandering...

...or trying to find a way.

Tell me something.

How much did you miss me when I had left you for the first time?

I don't have words for that.

I have to prepare...

...myself again for the same thing.

No.

You have to prepare yourself...

...so that your son won't have to face the same situation.

Reva may hate me...

...but the one I love the most in the world...

...is my daughter Reva.

I won't be able to become an obstacle in her love.

I can't.

What about me?

I'll be okay.

[SOBBING]

Ketaki.

'Dear Ketaki,' 'Tejas Ganatra weds Reva Saini'

♪ Dreams are angry. ♪

♪ Dreams are lost. ♪

♪ Just now they were in the eyes. ♪

♪ Now the dreams are gone. ♪

♪ Dreams are angry. ♪

♪ Dreams are lost. ♪

♪ Someone has stolen the eyes. ♪

♪ Which had dreamt of life. ♪

♪ I Did not realize that ♪ ♪ on unfamiliar paths ♪

♪ I had met my life. ♪

♪ Someone, please find for me once. ♪

♪ The emotion which I do not have. ♪

♪ Someone, please take me once. ♪

♪ To the point from where ♪ ♪ I had started the tale. ♪

♪ Dreams are angry. ♪

♪ Dreams are lost. ♪

♪ Just now they were in the eyes. ♪

♪ Now the dreams are gone. ♪

♪ Dreams are angry. ♪

♪ Dreams are lost. ♪

♪ Don't ignore my heart. ♪

♪ Nothing is right sometimes. ♪

♪ Coincidence has created a barrier. ♪

♪ These two cannot unite. ♪

♪ These two cannot unite. ♪

♪ These two cannot unite. ♪

Why did you invite aunt Ketaki?

Don't you know that Reva doesn't like her?

What?

Son, everything is happening as per your wish, right?

Let something happen as per our wish also.

And Ketaki hasn't come here as Reva's mummy.

She has come as my friend.

Listen dad, I don't...

Don't worry.

I will explain to Reva.

Love you.

Reva, I can understand your anger.

Ketaki had refused to come.

She has come on my insistence.

She has come to maintain our nameless relation.

Dear...

...keep your disgust at bay for today.

This is the best day of your life.

You are going to make a new start.

Forgive her.

I am sure you will forgive her.

But...

...you will be forgiving her for a mistake she had never committed.

Your mummy's only fault was that after marriage...

...she refused to erase her individuality.

And your papa's mistake was that he forced Ketaki...

...to stay confined within the four walls of home.

He did not support his wife's dreams.

It created disagreement.

And your mummy...

...was betrayed as well.

Your mummy decided to get divorce...

...to avoid her four years old daughter getting adversely affected.

But due to lawyers' tricks your father won your custody in court.

Ever since you grew up you were told that your mummy left you.

And this ides took root in your mind.

What was fated to happen did happen.

She has undergone a very big punishment for a crime she didn't commit.

Still, I am apologizing...

...to you on her behalf.

I just wish that your mummy should get a chance...

...to live a good life.

We have memories of the past.

You have dreams of the future.

Memories cannot be fulfilled.

Dreams must be fulfilled.

Stay happy.

Live long.

♪ Give me a try once. ♪

♪ The attachment I had. ♪

♪ Just for once someone take me. ♪

♪ From where we started ♪ ♪ we are going to end it there. ♪

- I am telling you honestly... - Umesh. Umesh.

Yes?

Reva has refused to get married.

Mummy.

I'm sorry.

For what, dear?

For my behaviour.

Please forgive me.

Do I have that right?

Reva...

...forgiveness should be asked for a mistake.

You haven't committed any mistake.

Your resentment was because of your misunderstanding.

And circumstances are at fault.

No, papa.

It is the fault of parents who create circumstances for children.

Son, our chapter has ended.

No.

Why do you parents fulfill all of our wishes?

Why?

Because it is our duty.

No papa, it is love.

When we are small our wishes are small.

And then the same wish turns into demand.

Papa, still you make so many sacrifices to fulfill them.

Without expecting any rewards.

As if it makes no difference to you.

But it makes a difference to us.

Mummy...

...today I want to ask you for something.

Will you give it?

Dear, a mother gives without asking.

So Umeshchandra Ganatra...

...today I am making a demand.

Will you fulfill it?

Of course.

Son, everything I own is yours.

No, no, please.

Papa, your life belongs to you only and not to me.

Will you please marry my mummy?

And become my weird father's wife and make him behave.

Please.

You...

Exactly what we have to do?

Papa, you have to take nuptial rounds in this very wedding pavilion...

...and become husband and wife.

Yes.

Got it?

Forget about them, Lala. I understood everything.

♪ The wedding guests are sitting ♪ ♪ in the wedding pavilion. ♪

Both look so happy with each other, don't they?

Yes.

- The best feeling in the world. - Yeah.

But are you happy?

Yes, I am happy.

But I won't let you tie 'rakhi' to me, okay?

I will tie...

...friendship band.

Now.

♪ Let's do some sweet ♪ ♪ talks with the moonshine. ♪

♪ We might keep dancing the entire night. ♪

♪ Let's do some sweet ♪ ♪ conversations with the moonshine. ♪

♪ We might keep dancing the entire night. ♪

♪ Keep going, take care of some thought. ♪

♪ Today we may become one. ♪

♪ This might be close ♪ ♪ to war, that's my color. ♪

♪ Whoever see, stops right there. ♪

♪ We may keep dancing all night long. ♪

♪ We may not stop dancing all night long. ♪

♪ We may keep dancing all night long. ♪

♪ We may not stop dancing all night long. ♪

♪ I have spread your color all over me. ♪

♪ And I don't know how to get rid of it now. ♪

♪ There is no way you are ♪ ♪ such a gem of a person. ♪

♪ But I am also no less. ♪

♪ You be with always lover, ♪ ♪ I can never let you go. ♪

♪ I can see the love in your eyes. ♪

♪ How will you even hide it? ♪

♪ We are one soul two ♪ ♪ bodies, bond to each other. ♪

♪ We may keep dancing all night long. ♪

♪ We may not stop dancing all night long. ♪

♪ We may keep dancing all night long. ♪

♪ We may not stop dancing all night long. ♪

♪ Hey! Ras-Raman, Pher-Varan,... ♪

♪ We are grateful to all of them. ♪

♪ All of us need to say aloud. ♪

♪ Praise them, for ♪ ♪ everything in the universe. ♪

♪ Whenever you need something form the lord. ♪

♪ Don't fight for it. ♪

♪ As it will always be yours. ♪

♪ So remember the lord with ♪ ♪ your happy mind and heart. ♪