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[rain falling]

[suspenseful music playing]

[upbeat English song playing]

-[horn honking] -[brakes screeching]

[man 1] Out! Everyone!

[men shouting commands indistinctly]

[man 2] Out! Get out!

Get out!

[man 3] Put it in here. Come on, quick! Move, move, move!

-[man 3] Hey, let go! -[man 4] Hey! Hey!

-Move! -[bullet ricochets]

[groans]

[speaks indistinctly]

There is blood in my mouth.

[man 3] Come on, hurry up!

We're going.

-[man 2] Quickly. -[man 3] Come on. Let's go.

[man 1] Get in fast!

[groans, retches]

[man 3] Fast! Fast! Fast! Fast! Let's go! Hurry up!

-Hurry up! Get in! -[man 4] Hey! What are you doing? Get in!

Come on, get in fast.

[English song ends]

[music fades]

[ethereal music playing]

[man 1] Values. We have instilled great values in our daughters.

You know, my father was in the army.

So my daughters have been raised in a very disciplined way.

Eating on time, sleeping on time.

Waking up early,

followed by prayers and yoga,

alternate days anulom vilom,

and back home before the clock strikes 7:00.

[chuckles] And of course, all-girls school and all-girls college.

You know, the less girls interact with boys, the safer they will be.

and that keeps their health also pink, right?

Correct, Mrs. Chadda. Safety is very important.

Just a few months back, Veer beat up two goons in Ahmedabad.

They were bothering some poor girl.

He dragged them all the way to the police station.

-Oh God, really? -Injured his knees in the process.

And this, look at this.

He got a V-shaped scar.

-Near his eye. -Please, Mama!

It's okay. They need to know. Brave boy.

-V for Veer. -Yes!

-And V for veternatarie, uh… -[Veer's Mom] Veten--

-Venetirarian! -[Mr. Chadda] No, no, no.

-Vet… veteni… veteni… -[Veer's dad] Vetrenirari…

-Vetrenirari… -Vegetarian?

[all] No, No!

Vet!

-[Mrs. Chadda] That's best! -[Mr. Chadda] Right.

-Right? Vet. Vet. -Vet. [chuckles]

We really wanted him to join the family business.

-But no means no. -[Veer's dad chuckles]

He refused to be anything else, but an animal doctor.

Wow, Veer! Then you're going to just fall in love with our little doggie.

-Yeah. -[chuckles]

Peehu, where is our little boy?

[Peehu] He's just come back from the spa. He's hydrating.

-[dog yelps] -There you go. He's here.

Come here, my darling. You little bully.

This is my little Tushie.

Please, Mama, his name is Touche, not Tushie.

Tushie means bum.

For me, my little baby will always be Tushie.

Come on, Mama's soft-soft Tushie. Come to Daddy. Come to Daddy.

-Go to Daddy. Uh! [chuckles] -[Mr. Chadda] Oh! Shy boy. [chuckles]

Usually Tushie jumps into my lap.

-[laughs] Naughty boy. -[Mrs. Chadda chuckles]

[quirky music playing]

-[Mr. Chadda] Uh… -[Mrs. Chadda] Oh!

[Mrs. Chadda chuckles awkwardly]

First time he's doing this.

He never does it with outsiders.

-This is his first time. Really. -[chuckles] Only with family members.

-Yeah. -[Mr. Chadda] He only does it with family.

Looks like this little boy really likes you.

-[man] This way, Pandit ji. -[Mrs. Chadda] Finally.

[Peehu] Hello, Mama ji.

-Hi, kiddo. -[Mrs. Chadda] Namaste, Pandit ji.

-Welcome. -[all greeting]

-Khushwant, we've been waiting. -[Khushwant] Sorry, Didi.

-[Veer's dad] How are you? -Doing well.

-[Veer's dad] Good. Good. -Bhabhi, look at you, slim and trim.

Thank you.

-[quirky music plays] -So, Veer, my niece is cute, right?

[Khushwant chuckles]

-Pandit ji. -[Pandit] Yes.

-Let's hear the good news. -Yeah, yeah.

To be honest, it's a perfect match.

[Mrs. Chadda] Huh?

So just like Ram-Sita and Mukesh-Nita, they are also a perfect match.

-How amazing! -That's amazing.

[Pandit] But there is one thing.

They have to be married within the next two weeks.

Otherwise, according to the boy's chart,

Saturn and Moon will soon be transiting Mars.

Then they can't get married for the next two and a half years.

-Two and a half years? -Two weeks?

Okay, this might be shocking, but other things are rocking, huh?

Now, we just need to figure out

whether they can be married in two weeks or not.

What do you say, beta?

[upbeat music playing]

["How Are You" playing in Hindi]

[in English] I was thinking, could we meet alone tomorrow?

I was thinking the same thing. Definitely.

["How are you" continues playing in Hindi]

-[song continues] -[dialog muted]

-[song continues] -[dialog muted]

-[in English] Hey! Oh, Mama ji. -[Khushwant] Huh!

[nervously] Veer, how are you? All set for the wedding?

Koyal had asked me to pick up these goodie bags for her.

-So I came for that. -Okay, I'm getting late.

But I'll see u in the evening, huh?

-[Veer] All right. Sure. -See you.

Jalebi, gulab jamun, ice cream… What else can we serve?

-We need two more. -Mummy ji. Hello.

-Veer? Join us, beta. -No, no, no. You please carry on.

I just came to drop off the goodie bags for Koyal.

Kanika. Veer has got the goodie bags.

-Oh, hi, Veer. -Hi.

And listen, your Maata Ki Chowki, prayer meeting is confirmed, right?

Yeah, Aunty. But we'll be late.

We'll be back by 8:00 a.m. tomorrow.

Don't worry.

It's bad luck to see your wife in her wedding dress.

I brought Koyal some lilies.

But Koyal doesn't like lilies at all.

Don't you know?

How would I know? We hardly get to talk to each other.

Hey! Tushie, no! Tushie, stop!

-[Veer] That's okay. -Tushie, stop!

-Let it be. -[Mrs. Chadda] No!

-No, Tushie! Stop him! -I think, uh, he likes lilies.

[upbeat music playing]

["How Are You" playing in Hindi and Punjabi]

-[song continues] -[dialog muted]

[song ends]

[slow, instrumental music playing]

["Chanchal" playing in Hindi]

[cell phone ringing]

-[in English] Yeah, Peehu. All okay? -[Peehu] No, not okay.

Vinod bhaiya had called us.

He was saying that Touché hasn't pooped at all in two days.

Can you ask your new husband to prescribe some meds for Touché?

You idiot.

It's my wedding night and you want me to ask my husband,

"My dog hasn't pooped for the last two days. What should we do?"

Hang up! Idiot!

["Chanchal" playing in Hindi]

Chai?

[Veer] Hmm?

[in English] Chai. I love chai. [chuckles nervously]

Good idea. Chai.

[thuds]

[chuckles]

[song continues softly in the background]

No… no sugar. [chuckles nervously]

[doorbell rings]

-Yes? -Veer Poddar?

Yeah, tell me.

Where is Charlie?

Who's Charlie?

[tense music playing]

-Hmm, come. -Excuse me!

-Hey you! What… what's going on? -Come

I am asking you politely. Where is Charlie?

Ah!

-Satish uncle's put you up to this, right? -Which uncle?

It's this uncle of mine who's famous for his pranks.

Satish uncle, give it up. I know you're out there.

-Hey, shut up! -[Veer] Come on--

-Hey… hey, but-- -[goon] Enough!

[tense music playing]

What are you saying?

I asked you about Charlie.

Where is Charlie?

I think you've got the wrong room number.

-[Koyal] Yeah. Right. -There's some confusion.

Take your bloody confusion and… [sucks lips lewdly] shove it, okay?

Uh, why are you speaking like this to me?

This is no way to talk in front of a lady. Be respectful.

-Hey! Hang on! Wait, wait, wait. -[Koyal] Hey!

How can you just…

[goon inhales and exhales deeply]

Okay. Hang on. Let me sort this out.

Koyal, can you call the front desk, please?

Yes, yes, right.

-Now you'll… Hey! -[Koyal] Hello?

-This is 1-- -Where are you going?

-[goon] Stop! -Hey!

Who are you?

-This is nonsense! -I said no!

-How can you… -[Koyal] What do you want?

-Listen! Uh… -[gun cocks]

-[gasps] -[splutters] Listen…

Why do you want to make her a widow on her wedding night?

[Veer] I don't know who this Charlie is you're talking about.

-Hmm. Think hard. -[kettle whistling]

-What? -Charlie?

-[Veer] Arey? -Where is Charlie?

-[loudly] Where is Charlie? -[Veer gasps]

-Where is Charlie? -I don't know any Charlie. Believe me.

That's it then. Happy new year!

-[diabolic music playing] -[Koyal screaming]

-[Koyal continues screaming] -[goon screams]

-[gun clatters] -[wincing]

[dramatic music playing]

-Step back or I'll shoot. -No, don't shoot.

-[goon] It will go off. -Back off.

-I'm telling you, back off! -Give it to me.

-I'll sort this out. -Get out!

-[goon] Calm down. -[all gasping]

-What the hell are you doing? -What are you doing?

-I'll shoot again! -[goon] No!

-[Koyal] Out! Out! -Be careful.

-Out! Out! -Listen, guys. Leave.

-Why aren't you leaving? -[Koyal] Out!

-We're going. -[Veer] Just go!

-[Koyal] I'll fire the gun! -[Veer gasps]

How… how could you just shoot at them?

Had the bullet hit them, they would've died. Drop it now!

-[Koyal gasps] -[knocking on door]

[tense music playing]

Open the door! Hey! My gun!

[goon grunts]

-Okay, don't panic. Let me think. -[goon] Open the door.

Open the bloody door!

[Veer] Hey, where are you going?

-What? -We'll have to jump.

-[goons clamoring]. -[car honking]

What! Have you seen the floor we're on?

[goon] What the hell are you doing? Hey, hey, hey! Stop!

-[knocks on door] -Don't you dare!

Bhide, break it!

[grunts]

-[Veer] This guy is mad. -Hey! Hey!

[goon] Veer Poddar!

-Bloody Veer Poddar! -[Veer gasps]

[tense music playing]

Koyal! [breathing heavily]

How did she jump from this height?

[goon] Hey! Open the door!

-Veer! -[Veer gasps]

-Veer, I'm over here. -[Veer gasps]

-I'm fine. -[Veer] Okay.

-You come. -[Veer] But how?

Put one leg over there. Then lift the other leg and then you--

Hey, no! I can't look down, Koyal.

-I have vertigo. I can't look down. -Huh?

[goon grunting]

Hey! Hey, Bhide! Damn this door!

[Koyal] Now listen, you have to keep your eyes both open and shut.

-Okay? -[Veer] Come on.

-[Koyal] Look at me. -[Veer] You shouldn't have done this.

-I would've come up with a better idea. -[Koyal] Of course.

-I've got you. I've grabbed your hand. -[Veer whimpers]

[Koyal] And I've got you.

-Got you! -[Veer whimpers] I know.

-I know. I've got it. -[Koyal] Now, come slowly come forward.

Your foot is here. Your foot has reached.

-Yeah, I'll also be there soon. -Yeah.

You just… you don't you don't look down.

-Almost there! -[Veer] No! No, no, no, no!

-Don't pull! Don't pull! [screams] -[sleeve rips]

[continues whimpering]

[Koyal] Sorry! Sorry!

[grunts]

-[Koyal] Let's try again. -I'm coming.

-[Koyal] Give me your hand. -No, don't. No helping.

-[tense music playing] -[goon grunts]

Come on!

Bhide, come!

They've escaped. Let's go. Let's go!

[English music playing on computer]

[quirky music playing]

Don't worry. We'll… we'll sort this out.

[Veer grunts]

-Get your phone out. -[Veer] Yeah, let's call the cops.

-Head to the elevator. -[Koyal] Know where it is?

Ahead.

Thanks, I can see that. Left or right?

-[goon] Bhide, there. -It's them, Veer. Hurry!

Hey stop!

-[Koyal] Go, go, go, go, go! -[goon] Stop!

-Shit! -Hey!

Shit!

Up or down? [panting]

[elevator music playing]

[Veer breathing heavily]

[whimpering]

You’re okay?

-Are you okay? -[squeakily] Yeah! I'm good.

Claus… claustrophobia.

[Koyal] Huh?

-Get your car keys out. -[Veer yelps] Yeah.

[groaning softly]

[grunts]

[gasps]

-Sorry, sorry. I didn't want to. -Huh?

I wanted to.

But only if you wanted to.

[quirky music playing]

[Veer] Shit!

I think I parked the car somewhere that side.

Let me see.

[beeps]

-Let me get the door. -[Koyal] What?

-[Veer] Come. -[Koyal] What are you doing?

Don't be chivalrous. Open your door.

[quirky music playing]

-[engine starts] -Wear your seat belt.

-Shall we? -Yeah.

Yeah.

[engine revving]

Oh sorry, handbrake, Sorry.

[goon] That's them.

You go that way.

[car brakes squealing]

[goon grunts]

Are these guys mad?

-Come out! Come out! -[Koyal] Reverse!

[Veer] How did the door open?

-[grunting] -Let go! Let go!

Let's go!

Bhide! Pull her out! Get out!

[Koyal] Veer, go back. Reverse!

[goon] Hey!

[whimpering]

Hey stop the car! I said stop!

Hey. Watch out!

Hey! Hey!

[screams] Hey!

Let's go.

Hurry up, Bhide.

[cars honking]

[tires squealing]

[engine roaring]

-[Koyal] Could you drive a little faster? -How much faster can I go?

The speed limit is 40, I'm driving at 60 already.

That's great for normal situations. But this isn't normal, right?

We have bad guys behind us.

-[tires squealing] -[engine accelerating]

Look. There they are.

-Where are we going? -From here you--

Call the police.

Bhide, shoot the tires.

Blast them.

-Face… face recognition. Password. -Yes.

What're you… Look at your phone!

You don't have to smile. It'll unlock anyway.

-[Koyal gasps] -[Veer screams]

I've been telling you. Drive faster.

[car honking loudly]

[tires screeching]

-[goon] The tires! -[Koyal yelps]

[Veer whimpers]

-Veer, drive faster! Faster! -How can I drive faster?

You have a pedal under your right foot, don't you?

-Yeah. -Press it all the way down.

[Veer] But we'll get a ticket.

-[tires screeching] -[gunshot]

[goon] Aim at the bloody tires!

They're getting close. Veer!

[metallic clank]

Bhide!

[tires screeching]

-Shit! -Bloody…

[goon] Hey! Stop!

Stop the car!

[tense music playing]

[tires squealing]

[both grunting]

[tires screeching]

-Good, good, good, good, good. -[chuckles nervously]

-Did you… because… -[hesitates] S… sorry…

I saw the red light, and instinctively I stopped.

-I'm really sorry. -What are you?

-[engine accelerating] -[Koyal] Oh, shit!

Turn! Turn the car around!

-How? The traffic will-- -Make a U-turn!

-[engine accelerating] -[tires screeching]

[Koyal] Oh no, Veer!

[man 1] Who gave you a bloody license?

[cars honking incessantly]

[Veer] Driving on the wrong side is wrong. See they're stuck now.

-Push your seat back. -[Veer] Huh?

-Push your seat back. -What are you doing?

-What… what are you doing? -[man 2] You shouldn't drink and drive!

How can you…

[quirky music playing softly]

[music intensifies]

[engine revving]

[upbeat song playing in Hindi]

-[tires squealing] -[engine accelerating]

Hey stop!

Look how she's driving.

[Veer] Koyal, take it easy.

Shit, I can't… I can't see anything. Seat belt, seat belt!

[tires squealing]

[engine accelerating]

[Veer] Ow! Ow!

[screaming]

-[tires squealing] -[engine accelerating]

-[tires squealing] -[brakes screeching]

[people clamoring]

[Veer] Move! Move!

-[tires squealing] -[people screaming]

Move! Save your lives…

-[tires squealing] -[man 1] Hey! Get out! Get out of the car!

[man 2] Get out of the car!

-Hey! Move aside! -[man 2] Get out of the car!

[tires squealing]

[Veer squealing]

[song continues]

[Veer yelping]

[song ends]

-[brakes squealing] -[engine running]

[engine stops]

[dogs barking in the distance]

Lost them?

[Veer breathing heavily]

Every Saturday night, there's a drag race held on Palm Beach Road.

No one's defeated me in one and a half years.

But your father had said that you have a 7:30 curfew,

and you don't leave the house after that.

That was a lie?

[scoffs]

Did you tell us that you are claustrophobic?

That's not a hobby. It's a serious medical condition.

So, did you tell us about your medical condition? No, right?

You should actually be thanking me.

If I hadn't lied and sneaked out all those nights, by now we'd be….

[cell phone ringing]

[mutters] Calling me a liar.

Hello, Mama. I'm glad you called, uh--

[man] Shut up and tell me, where's Charlie.

-Who's speaking? -What difference does it make?

-Huh? You stop worrying about my-- -You got through to Veer?

-Yeah. [chuckles] -[chuckles]

-Hi, Veer! -Mama--

Your friend, Pradeep, he's so funny!

He couldn't make it to the wedding,

but he's made up for it by making us laugh so much.

Mama… Mama, where are you?

We're at Koyal's farmhouse.

-We came here straight from the wedding. -Uh.

We have a poker night going on.

[Pradeep] Aunty, they're calling you.

-You should go. -Okay. Listen, you talk to Pradeep, huh?

Coming, coming. Here, here.

Talk, talk. Talk to him.

So Veer, my boy, having fun on your wedding night, huh?

I guess it's going to be a late night.

[chuckles]

But tomorrow morning by 8:00 you better be at

Tadpatri compound, Vitthalwadi with Charlie.

Otherwise, I'll meet you at your parents' and your in laws' funeral.

Aunty, is it my turn?

-Yeah. We're waiting for you. -You bet for me. Raise 200 from my side.

-[chuckles] -Raise.

Hello, hello. Okay, okay, listen. Listen to me.

Whatever you're doing, is very wrong.

This won't end well for you.

And you, uh… you don't know who we are.

We are very well connected.

It's not just the cops. We have connections in the Home Ministry.

And if we really need it, we can go up till the Defense ministry as well.

So you need to let--

Listen to me, you bloody bastard!

You have no idea what I'll do to you

if you even think of touching our families.

You bloody mother…

[loud opera song drowning her words]

[opera song continues]

[song intensifies]

[song ends]

Tadpatri Compound, Vitthalwadi. 8:00 a.m., sharp.

[ominous music playing]

[quirky music playing]

I think it's time for us to go to the police.

-Hmm… -What do you think?

Yes, yes, we… we should go to the police.

[seat belt clicking]

[quirky music playing]

-[engine starts] -Wear your seat belt, please.

-[engine roaring] -[tires screeching]

[alarm beeping]

[ominous music playing]

[Veer] Are you okay?

Yeah. Are you okay?

[loud knocking on window]

-[knocks again] -[Veer gasps]

[ominous music playing]

Window down!

Please believe me. She just abused by mistake.

-Don't lock us. -There was no mistake.

-I meant every word. -Please. Don't.

I can't breathe. He'll lock us in here.

-Don't you dare. -I have claustrophobia.

-[Koyal] Don't-- -[Veer] Listen--

[wheezing]

Are you okay?

-[squeaks] I'm fine. -Huh?

[squeaks] I'm fine.

-[wheezes] -Okay.

[tense music playing]

[handbrake creaks]

-[music stops] -I need to pee.

Can you not breathe so much?

-I am trying to listen. -How can I…

[goon] Get cigarettes.

[Hindi song playing on radio]

[unzips]

[Hindi song continues on radio]

[gasps]

Hey! Hey, Bhide, Bhide! Hey, stop!

Hey, stop!

Hey, stop! Hey!

Holy shit!

What are you doing? Move back!

I can't help it. It's not me. It's the Mumbai roads.

[Koyal] Ah, of course.

Mumbai's roads, Mumbai's bloody traffic.

Everyone just sees what's wrong with it.

It's the financial capital of our country.

And you're talking as if the roads of Ahmedabad are made of butter.

-Just shut up please. -What?

On the very first night of our married life, you're asking me to shut up?

Yeah, so? You're talking nonsense so I told you to please shut up.

And if you don't stop irritating me,

shut up could become shut the fuck up very soon.

What?

-[phone vibrating] -Phone.

-Phone. Help me get my phone. -What?

-Why do I have to? -I'm not able to reach it.

It's in my pocket.

Easy, easy, easy. Yeah.

-Answer it, answer it. Speaker. -Yeah. Doing it.

-[man] Veer Poddar? -Yes, please?

Sanjay Ribeiro. Officer-in-charge, CID. Is Charlie with you?

Who is this Charlie?

We… we don't know anything about any Charlie.

This is a case of mistaken identity.

Our families and we are getting dragged into this for no reason.

Listen, Mr. Poddar, do you know a Khushwant Kapoor?

Yeah. He's my uncle, sir.

Do you know where he is right now?

Yeah, he had to go to Hyderabad for some urgent business.

He's in the ICU.

What? But how? What happ… Is… is he okay?

Listen to me carefully.

On the evening of 28th December,

Shanti Nagar police station received a tip,

that ten crores' worth of black money belonging to a cricket bookie

will be moving from Kala Ghoda to Mahalaxmi.

Now, instead of taking action based on this tip,

these policemen had an altogether different plan in mind.

[quirky music playing]

There's blood in my mouth. [groans]

[Sanjay] This whole incident took place right outside

your uncle Khushwant Kapoor's electronic store.

And this incident was captured on the store's CCTV camera,

which he copied on to a pen drive.

And then he took this pen drive to the police station.

Now unknowingly, Khushwant Kapoor landed at the same Shanti Nagar police station.

[dramatic music playing]

-[music continues] -[dialog muted]

[dramatic music continues]

[dialog muted]

There.

In a bid to escape from there, he ran into a nearby shopping mall,

thinking that he'd be safe in the crowd.

-Oh! Mama ji? -Veer?

How are you? All set for the wedding?

Yeah. Koyal had asked me to pick up these goodie bags for her.

So I came for that.

Okay I… I'm getting late. But I'll see you in the evening.

-Huh? -[Veer] Yeah, all right.

[dramatic music continues]

[music fades]

[Sanjay] But unfortunately, the cops caught up with him.

-[machine whirs] -[Khushwant screams]

[Sanjay] He was tortured and information was extracted from him.

The cops thought that torture done to your uncle had killed him.

But he was alive.

Some good people rushed him to the hospital.

As soon as the information reached us, at the CID,

I went to meet him at the hospital.

He informed us that he dropped the pen drive in one of your bags.

Yeah, I'd gone to the mall to pick up goodie bags.

He must have dropped it into one of them when I bumped into him.

Where are those bags now?

How would I know where they are? I mean, I left the bags in their house.

Mr. Poddar, it is imperative that we find that pen drive.

It has very important evidence on it.

Okay. Okay, fine. But listen…

We received a call from a man sometime back.

He told us… He told us that our parents are with him.

And if we don't hand over the pen drive, he'll kill them.

-Who was he? -Uh, I think Pradeep.

-I think his name was Pradeep. -Yeah.

Don't worry. Uh…

I will send one of our trusted officers to make sure your parents are all right.

And one more thing, don't share this information with anyone.

Especially the police.

These people are very well-connected.

-Good luck. -[squeaks] Good luck.

Shit, shit, shit! God, why me?

Terrible city, terrible place, terrible people!

-[wheezing] -[quirky music playing]

[Veer] Wait, wait, one minute.

-[Veer moaning, straining] -What?

-[Koyal] I hope you're not going to die. -[Veer] There's something here.

-[Koyal] Breathe or speak. What is it? -[Veer] I found something.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Veer wheezing]

-You okay? -[Veer continues wheezing]

You have to pay the fine there.

-[Veer] Huh? -Yeah.

Okay, just one second.

We should go to your place now. The goodie bags are there, right?

Goodies bags are meant to be gifted to people.

So whom did you gift them to?

-I don't remember. -Why? Didn't you give them?

-Yeah, I did. -And you don't remember?

-No. -[Veer] What?

[breathing heavily]

How… maybe… maybe your mom knows?

Uh… Kanika.

I think Kanika might know.

[people chatting indistinctly]

-[Veer] What are we doing here? -[Koyal] Kanika is the DJ at this club.

-[Veer] She's a DJ? -Yeah

But didn't you tell me she works for some NGO?

It's on her Instagram bio.

Precisely why I have gave her double the money during the shoe-stealing custom,

thinking the money will go to "Annapurna Welfare Trust" she works for.

Yeah, she works at an NGO for her parents' sake,

but in reality she's a DJ.

So one more lie? [scoffs]

So lying about DJing, lying about drag racing.

You guys enjoy lying, or is it fashionable and trendy these days?

No, we don't enjoy it, and it's not fashionable.

But sometimes, we have to lie.

You think it's easy to be a girl in this world?

We're not even allowed to breathe. And you think you're claustrophobic.

Before marriage, follow your parents' rules.

After marriage, follow your husband's parents' rules.

Then make babies.

If it's a girl, then go and make more babies.

How does it matter? It's just nine months per child.

Your dreams, your aspirations can go to hell.

And on top of that, park, cab, gym, mall no matter where you go,

men constantly stare at you like wild animals eyeing their prey.

And the ones who don't stare,

put their hands to good use in crowded places.

Item, cutie-pie, sweety, bunny.

[lewd kissing sounds] Are we animals?

We have to hear all this. Why are you looking away? Look at me.

Even in 45 degrees heat, your parents say, "Beta, you're going out?

Wear full sleeves and long pants,

otherwise boys will harass you."

So what are we supposed to do? Pop like popcorn in the meanwhile?

And now there's a new trend. Out of the blue, nude pics.

Public service announcement,

"Dear men, we girls have no interest in seeing pics of your so-called manhood.

So just zip it up."

They'll troll you on social media, call you a slut, issue rape threats

and then ask, "Why did you block me sister?"

So, who's causing the trouble? Men are.

Who's doing the bullying? Men are.

Who's doing the harassing? Men are.

But who loses their freedom? Us women.

So lying is not something we enjoy doing.

Yes, we do sneak out of our homes at night.

But that in no way means we are loose women.

We've been given one life, and we have the right to live it.

-[quirky music playing] -[man] Excuse me.

Is he botherings you? This guy?

Get lost! Did I ask you? Bloody zero trying to be a hero.

[in Hindi] Get lost!

-[in English] "Botherings you." -[chuckles awkwardly]

[people talking indistinctly]

All of this wasn't aimed at you.

Um, it all just came out.

I'm sorry.

It's okay. Let's go.

-[loud, disco music playing] -[patrons cheering]

[woman] Nice costume, guys.

Thank you.

[loud, dance music playing]

Move!

Just move, man.

-[Veer gasps] -So sorry!

It's white wine. it won't stain. Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Can't you freaking see?

Stupid. Move, idiot!

[people cheering]

[Koyal] Hey, stop dancing.

Excuse me! Kanika!

[people whooping]

Kannu! Kannu, over here!

Come on.

Kanika! Kannu! Kan…

[music ends]

[Kanika] Handcuffs and all, huh?

What's this kinky 50 Shades of Gray going on between you two?

Where are the bags, Kannu?

-What bags? -The goodie bags. Where are they?

Those?

-Yeah. -Didn't you give all those bags away?

-Bachelorette night, babe. -[woman screams]

Chug, chug, chug! Chug! [screams]

[Kanika chuckles] Oh, right!

How would you remember? You were piss drunk?

There were five bags, right? Where are they?

Five bags, uh, I don't remember.

-[woman 1 retches] -[woman 2] Ridhi! Excuse me.

-Sorry. -[woman 2] Be careful.

-[Ridhi retches] -[woman 2] Oh my God! Just get it out.

You focus here, Kannu. Where are they?

Hold on a sec. Even I was pissed drunk that night.

Remember, you didn't want anyone to stay sober?

My best friend. I can trust her blindly.

-I've got gifts for you, my love. -[friends whooping]

You can keep two bags!

So you should have two bags.

-Yeah, yeah. -So two. So where are those two bags?

Umm… At… at… at home maybe.

At home, right? Aunty's there? In the study?

-Tell aunty I'm coming home right now. -No, no, no! Koko, I just remembered.

My bags are, uh, could be at a friend's house.

[clicks tongue] Kannu, our lives are in danger.

We're being shot at. We're being chased by bad guys.

One second. One second. One… Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Just tell me where the bags are.

I just told you, uh, uh, maybe with a friend.

Which friend? Is it Riya, Saloni?

-Or the one with-- -[Kanika] No, Koko.

-Somebody else. -Which friend is this that I don't know?

[Kanika] Some other friend. You don't know them.

Where you got these new friends from? Tell me who it is!

-[Ridhi retches] -Why are you being so possessive, ya?

You think you're the only friend I have in the world?

-I can't have any other friends? Huh? -Which friend?

-There is someone. -Who is it?

-I'll get you the bags, relax. -Who is it, Kannu?

-Kannu, tell me who is it? -Arya!

[Ridhi retches]

[dramatic music playing]

[music intensifies]

-Oooh! What happened? -[Kanika] What are you doing?

-You ruined my life! -[Veer] What're you doing?

Bitch! You bloody bitch!

-[Kanika] Koko! -What're you doing? So… sorry.

-[Veer yelps] -[Kanika and Koyal squabble indistinctly]

-[Veer] No! Take it easy. -[Koyal] How dare you hurt me!

-[Kanika and Koyal squabble] -Listen, calm down.

Calm down. Koyal!

-Listen! -[Kanika grunts]

-[Koyal and Kanika screaming] -No, no, no, no, no!

-[Kanika screams] -[Veer] Take it easy.

[Koyal and Kanika squabbling indistinctly]

-[Koyal speaking indistinctly] -[screaming]

[commode flushing]

-You! Get up! -[Veer speaks indistinctly]

No, no, no!

-[Kanika screams] -[Veer] Koyal, she will die.

-Stop it! -[Kanika screams]

[Koyal] You've ruined my life!

Let her go!

-Come out! -[Koyal screams]

[Veer groans]

[Kanika screams]

[yelps, sobs]

[grunting]

[screams]

[screams] Aaah!

[Veer] Stop it.

[Kanika yelping]

-No! Koyal enough! Enough, enough, enough. -[Kanika screaming]

She'll die!

[silence]

-Come on. Let's go now. -[panting]

[Kanika groans] Koko!

[panting]

Sorry, babe.

I didn't wanna tell you about it because… because I knew it would hurt you, Koko.

After all, we're… we're best friends.

-Best friends? -[Veer] Koyal! Just…

[dance music playing]

Don't say a word.

[music intensifies]

Uh… who's Arya?

I overheard something.

Uh, about the bags being at Arya's place

after, uh… after some bachelorette party?

When did you have a bachelorette party?

Your Mata Ki Chowki prayer meeting is confirmed, right?

Yes, aunty. 6:00 p.m., sharp.

Who disguises a bachelorette party as a prayer meeting?

Now, why did you need to lie about this?

[quirky music playing]

You explained to me why a girl lies, and I got that.

But you could've told me at least.

What kind of a man do you think I am?

I'm a very open-minded guy. Let me tell you.

[man 1] Koyal ma'am, shots for you.

[quirky music playing]

I drink, and I like it.

[grunts]

[man 1] On the house, ma'am. Happy new year.

[man 2] Hello madam, where's Charlie?

[Veer whimpers] Ooh noo!

Madam, first Charlie then drink.

Please take your hand off.

First drink then Charlie.

[man 2 grunts]

[yelps, grunts]

[man 3] Ah! [grunts]

No! Is she crazy?

What is she doing?

[Veer] Have you lost your mind? You'll hurt yourself.

Stop it. I… I… [splutters]

I… I'll handle it, Koyal. Don't worry.

[grunts, groans]

-[Veer] Koyal. I'll handle it. -[bottle crashes]

Cool. Easy…

[patrons gasp]

-[bottle thunks] -[grunts]

-[Veer grunts] Hey! What're you doing? -Hey! Hey! Let him go.

Let him go! Let go! Let go! -[Veer] No, don't pull.

-I'm getting choked. -You leave me no choice.

I'll have to do something, asshole.

-Veer, right! I'll hit him from the left! -Koyal, no! No! Don't!

Move back, you… you! Bloody bastard!

-You bloody bastard! -[man 2 gasps]

-[bottle clanks] -[man 2 groans]

[patrons murmuring indistinctly]

[bottle shatters]

[patrons continue speaking indistinctly]

Hey, Mr. Tortoise, stop wasting my time. Release the car. Quickly.

[Koyal] Hello, taxi!

That's not a taxi. It's not a taxi.

-Then what is that? -Just wait a minute. Where are we going?

To Arya's house.

-Oh, yeah. For the bags. -Yes.

-Taxi! -T…Taxi! Taxi!

-Uh, we… We need this. We need this! -Hey!

Taxi! Tax…

-[ethereal music playing] -Wow!

[slow, romantic music playing]

[Koyal] A horseless chariot!

Attack!

-It's that way! That way. -Attack!

-[Veer] Sit down. -[Koyal] Where's the poor horse?

[Veer] Sit down peacefully.

[burps loudly]

[chuckles]

You wanted a simple, sweet, lovey-dovey, wife for yourself, right?

Don't taunt me.

I am a simple, straightforward guy. So only a girl like that can live with me.

-Any other girl would get bored. -So don't be boring then.

Kiss me.

-What? -Kiss me.

Listen, don't you ever think before saying anything?

Even at the club, you started attacking those guys.

I could have handled it.

Ask anyone on Ahimsa Road in Ahmedabad, they'll tell you.

When the need arises, Veer Poddar can tackle two men at the same time.

[engine whirring]

[snorting, laughing]

Veer means warrior, right?

Your name and your personality are 1 km apart.

Huh? And you gave me a Ted Talk for my lying.

Let's do some "bed" talk instead.

Kiss me, brother.

I… I am not your brother. What are you saying?

-So you won't kiss me? -What?

[Koyal] If you won't give me a kiss, then at least give me your shoulder.

-[Veer] What are you saying? Sit properly. -[Koyal] I'm sleepy. Come on.

-Sleepy. -[romantic music playing]

[Koyal sighs]

Here?

[doorbell rings]

[chill, upbeat music playing]

I knew it.

So you ran away from your boring, banal, bland husband, didn't you?

[quirky music playing]

Are those handcuffs?

Where are you going?

-[Koyal] Mind that lamp. -[Veer] What lamp?

-[glass shatters] -[Koyal] That one.

[Koyal] By the way, how serious was this relationship?

-On a scale of one to ten. -[Koyal] System, turn on the lights.

[gadget beeps]

[quirky music playing]

[Koyal] Hmm.

[Arya] Koko.

Baby…

Come. We'll go to the studio and talk.

Hey, what're you looking for?

Sweetheart!

I'm not your bloody sweetheart.

-Koko… Koko. -[slow, quirky music playing]

Listen to me, I know you found out about

what's going on between Kanika and me but…

That's good. It's good.

I'm glad you know.

But with Kanika, it was just physical.

Our connection is not physical.

It's metaphysical.

And we're above these rules of cheating, loyalty etc.

Society forces them upon us.

In fact, I haven't cheated you. Society has.

What did I always teach you, baby?

Break free. Baby, just break free.

One look at you and I can make out that all your chakras are blocked.

So, forgive me.

Actually, don't forgive me.

Forgive yourself.

Spit the anger out.

[snorts] Koko, you can't…

He's too normal.

You won't be able to spend your life with him.

You'll get bored in ten days.

Koko, you and I… we're… we're different.

You inspire me.

It's not here. Let's go.

Koko, baby, baby…

Just tell him the truth.

Brother, brother. I say this for your own good.

Just move on.

Anyway, you're just a rebound, man. Do you know what a "rebound" is?

She married you so she could take revenge on me.

Which means, if I didn't exist, even you wouldn't exist.

This is your identity!

You walk around the fire, sign a piece of paper,

and you all are life partners?

So old-fashioned.

Let's go to Paris, baby.

Let's grow old together.

Or die young together.

Koko, you want to have kids, right? I am ready.

Koko, I'm ready to impregnate you!

[tense music swells]

-Fucker, you're going to impregnate me? -[Arya groans]

[Koyal] Have babies now.

-[Koyal sniffles] -[pensive music playing]

[sobbing]

What was I thinking?

I'm so stupid.

What… what was I expecting?

Some dreams…

are best left unfulfilled.

And we only realize this as we move on.

[Veer] Hmm.

Hmm.

A relationship that we always need to take care of is probably not the right one.

Because the right relationship takes care of us.

[pensive music continues]

I don't want to be your rebound.

It's not even good for you.

Just give yourself some time.

For now, let's just look for the pen drive and give to the CID.

Then we can all sit together.

You, me, and our families.

We'll decide what to do with this marriage.

Should we carry on or get a divorce?

What is marriage anyway?

A set of rules forced upon us by society.

We walk around fire, sign some papers, and we are life partners?

So old-fashioned. [chuckles]

S… sorry.

[tender music playing]

Shall we go?

[tense music playing]

[goon whistles]

[gun cocks]

Where is Charlie?

[tense music intensifies]

[music fades]

Why have you been calling it Charlie? Just say you're looking for a pen drive!

Bloody hell!

He has all the information, man!

-So stop trying to fool us! -No, no, no!

-Tel me, where it is. Tell me! -I've told you, I don't know.

Bhide, just do one thing.

Shoot him in his Gluteus Maximus.

-What? -Maxim… What Maximus?

When you'll have to stand and shit, then you'll remember everything.

-What? -[goon] Shoot! Shoot!

-[Veer] What? -How gross!

-What the hell! -Madam likes to shoot, right?

Blow her hand off.

You can beg outside any temple and make a few bucks easily, right, madam?

If you lower your gun, I'll show you how I shrink

your maximus to a minimus.

[chuckles] Look at her! Okay, enough chitchat.

-[loud bang] -[goon] What the fuck is that!

-[wedding band music playing loudly] -[goon] Hey, Bhide, hide the gun.

[wedding guests cheering]

[goon] Let them pass. Let them pass.

-[wedding band playing] -[guests cheering]

Oh, come on, everyone, lets…

Fine. Fine. Keep moving. Keep moving.

Come on, let's go!

Oh, no! Hey! Hey!

-Bhide, let's go! -Uncle, what are you doing?

The groom's on the horse. Don't waste money on this guy.

Come on, come on.

-[man] Bhaiya, dance. -Yeah, yeah. I'm dancing.

[woman] Where are you running off to?

Aunty, uncle's calling you. You dropped off some cash there.

[goon] Bhide!

[Veer] Come on, hurry up!

[metal clanking]

[suspenseful music playing]

[hisses] Bro.

-Bro, bro, bro… -[Veer] Hey! Wait!

Please. We understand, you must have your reasons for doing this.

-But could you please cut this? -Yeah, yeah, please.

[Koyal] We won't tell anyone.

[tense music playing]

-Carry on, bro. -[tires screeching in the distance]

-Shit! Let's go. I think it's them. -Let's go.

On the left. On the left.

Where have they disappeared? Huh?

[grunts]

-Where are you? Where-- -[Veer] Get in. Uh…

[Koyal yelps]

-[guard] Hmm! -[Veer gasps]

-Where are you going? Hmm? -[Veer splutters]

Looking for a cozy spot?

-No… -The moment you youngsters nowadays

see an empty building, you turn it into a Yoyo room.

-Huh? -Just when my wife was to serve dinner,

and we were going to eat, you both show up.

I mean, you won't even let us eat peacefully.

-Now leave. Out. Get out! -No, no, no, no, no.

-Let me explain. -Uncle…

our lives are in danger.

We are being shot at and being chased by bad guys.

-Yeah. -Please help us.

-Please. -Have the two of you eloped?

Uncle should know.

Uncle, it's an inter-caste marriage.

On our wedding day, our families are trying

to separate two lovers from each other.

Yeah, inter-caste. I'm a Saraswat Brahmin, she's a born-again Christian, so…

That's right.

My wife has made chicken today. She makes it only once a week. [chuckles]

-Go on, eat, eat -You eat.

-I'm a vegetarian. -What? But why?

I'm an animal doctor. I can't eat my patients.

Of course.

-[woman] Come, sit. Here you go. -[Koyal] Vegetarian, only dal for him.

Umm.

-Wow! Aunty, you're a MasterChef. -[chuckles]

-[Koyal] Too good. -That's what got me.

Back in the day, my mother tasted her cooking once, and that's it,

she got us married.

[all chuckling]

Okay, so you also had an arranged marriage?

[quirky music playing]

I mean, just like others, you also had an arranged marriage.

Ours is of course a love marriage. We just eloped.

-[laughs] -[Koyal] Yeah…

Young man, in those days, we didn't really know much about love.

But, let me tell you one thing.

Before we got married, we didn't even know each other.

But we got married,

started a life together, fell in love.

[dreamily] Then the love grew.

-Then the love faded. -[Koyal chuckles]

Yeah, yeah, but then it grew again. Didn't it?

-[chuckles] -Right?

-Yeah. It happens sometimes. -[quirky music playing]

[guard] So, what do we say in a marriage? What are the vows?

What do we say when we get married?

[whispers] "Qubool hai"

Yeah!

-"Qubool hai," "I accept" -You're right.

-Correct. I accept. I know. -[guard] Yes. All the faults you may have.

Your flaws, I accept.

How is it fair, Uncle?

One person keeps accepting the other one's flaws.

[guard] My dear, your not accepting is also accepted.

In fact, in a marriage, even in a love marriage,

the journey of discovering and getting to know each other

goes on forever.

[guard] Hmm. And that's what makes it fun.

[pensive music playing]

[knocking at the gate]

[goon] Open the gate.

[knocking continues]

[goon] Hello, is anyone there?

[ominous music playing]

-[Koyal] Uncle, from here? -[guard] No, no! That way!

Yeah? What is it? What happened?

-Uncle… -Yes.

Did you see a young couple around here?

-Young couple? -[goon] Hmm.

-A newly married couple? -Yes, yes.

-Inter-caste marriage right? -What?

They went that way. That way.

-Come on. -That way.

[footsteps receding]

No, it's okay. Take your time. Take it easy. What's the rush?

I've been running in these bunny slippers for four hours now.

-I'm doing my best. -Not like my outfit is made of flowers.

The designer used cement to make it. But I'm still running, right?

Let's go. Come on.

[whimpers] Whoa! Oh!

-[Koyal] I think they've gone. Yeah. -[Veer groans]

-Why did we come up so high? -What?

I mean… [breathing heavily]

I have acrophobia. I can't look down.

-What phobia? -Acrophobia.

Okay, just tell me one thing.

How did you manage paragliding?

I saw the picture you posted on social media.

Yeah, I went, but I didn't go up in the air.

I was on the ground, protecting the bags from getting stolen.

Just, please. Come inside. [groans]

Come. Come. [whimpers]

Are… you… kidding me?

No I'm not. Please just come in. You don't understand.

-[fireworks bursting] -You see, I can't look that side.

You please come inside, I'll explain everything. Just come in.

[man] Happy new year!

-[ethereal music playing] -[fireworks bursting]

-Veer! -[Veer] Yeah.

-Come here. -[voice trembling] No!

-Hold my hand. Come on. -[Veer] No. no.

[Koyal] Hurry up, you'll miss it. Come on!

-Believe me-- -Trust me. Nothing will happen.

-Just hold my hand, here. -[Veer] No, I can't.

[Koyal] Just trust me.

[fireworks continue bursting]

[lively, upbeat music playing]

[crackling, bursting]

["Silsila" playing in Hindi]

[song fades]

-Happy new year! -Happy new year!

[crackers continue bursting]

You know, dogs are really scared of these fireworks.

Your Tushie must be scared of them too.

I kind of understand now why you chose to become an animal doctor.

[chuckles]

Animals never judge anyone.

They don't really care if you are black or white,

good or bad, rich or poor. It doesn't matter to them.

All they really want is your love.

And in return they give you selfless love.

To tell you the truth, I find animals more humane than humans.

-[pensive music playing] -[fireworks continue]

I like you.

You're a nice guy.

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad guy.

So have you ever had a girlfriend?

No.

Because I never had the guts to confess my feelings.

If there was a pretty girl, I would reject myself

before she would reject me.

Because I'm not the cool party guy, right?

Yeah, yeah, of course. And I'm the cool party girl, right?

I get it.

Hey, one minute.

Someone at your bachelorette party must've been sober enough

to remember who you gave the bags to, right?

Sunny might know I think. Yeah Sunny.

Who's Sunny?

At the bachelorette party, there was only one guy among all the girls.

Do the math.

Ah, waiter.

[quirky music playing]

Right?

[ominous music playing]

[goon] They're definitely here, Bhide.

That old man was lying for sure.

-[Koyal] Shit! -[Veer] What's wrong?

They're back again.

[Veer] Let's go! Let's go!

[ominous music playing]

[whispers] No, don't go up. Hide here.

Wait here. Don't say anything.

Check over there.

[tense music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[goon sighs] Let's go.

[clanks]

[tense music playing]

Nice, huh?

-[goon] Go, go, go. Bloody. -[tense music playing]

Oh, shit!

-[Koyal shrieks and grunts] Yah! -[goon yelps] Hey!

[dramatic music playing]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

Hey, Bhide. [grunts]

Come, come!

-You're okay? You're fine? -[Bhide pants]

[Veer] Oh no! Where are we? Why did you get me to the roof?

-Oh, no! -Stand up.

-Stand up. Stand up. Pick up something. -[Veer] No, no! I can't stand up.

[Koyal] Are they here?

-[metal rattling] -Where are they?

Let's go. There's an elevator.

-[Veer] Where? -[Koyal] There's an elevator.

-[Koyal] What are you doing? -[Veer] No elevator!

-[Koyal] Run! -[Veer] I'm going to die

before they kill me.

-I'm not coming there. No, no, no, no. -Listen to me. They'll find us. Come on!

-I can't see. -What are you doing?

Why are you sitting? Come inside and open your eyes.

[Veer shrieks]

-We shouldn't have come up to the roof. -[metal clanking]

[Koyal grunts]

-Oh fuck this damn thing. -What are you doing? What happened?

-Stupid lift! -[goon] Hey!

Hey!

[goon panting]

That's it. Enough cardio.

Hey, what's going on there? What are you doing?

-So, bride and groom? -[guard] That elevator is not working.

Let's wish them happy new year.

Hey, don't come any closer, or I'll… Hey!

-[Koyal and Veer screaming] -[goon] Hey!

Careful.

[both screaming]

[screaming stops]

[breathing shakily] We're safe. Open your eyes. We're alive.

-[lift rattles] -[both shrieking]

[goon] Down, Bhide. Let's go!

Get out of here. Quick. Go that way! That way!

-Okay. Okay! -Allah Haafiz.

Jai Shri Krishna!

Now we go to Sunny's.

Let's catch a train.

-[man 1] There they are! -[man 2] Hey, smart-ass.

[Veer] Almost like they're tracking my phone.

Hey, aunty! Excuse me. Move your ass.

[man 1] Hey, move, move. Hey, move! Out of the way!

[Koyal] Run, run, run!

-[man 1] Get out of the way. -[man 2] Move, move!

-On the right. -[vendor] Come sir, have a look.

What the hell! We're in the middle of a chase and you're stopping to shop.

Hey, don't run. Wait!

[train whistle blowing]

Why are you looking back? Just run! He's got a gun on him.

They won't do anything in a public place.

-[gunshot] -[Veer] See? They have no ethics.

-[woman] Oh my God! -[Koyal grunting, panting]

-[Koyal] Let's go! What the-- -[Veer] Go, go!

Oh my God! Move, move! Move out of the way!

-Why are you shooting? -Hey, stop running!

[Koyal] Move! Move!

-[Koyal] Move, move, move, move. -Stop them! Stop them!

-Move, move, move. -Wait, wait, wait!

-Everyone, down! -[man 1] Out! Out!

Let's go out! Out! Out!

-Where did they go? -They're inside. Inside.

-Run! -[Koyal] I am running fast.

-[Veer] Wait, wait! -[man 1] Let's go! Let's go!

Out! Out! Out!

-There! -Catch them!

-[Veer] In! In! -Hey!

What the hell!

-[Veer] Go! -[man 1] What is this in and out?

Is this a bloody game?

-Go in! -[man 2] I'm gonna kill you.

-[beeping] -[man 2] You don't know who you're…

[man 1] Wait! Hey! What the hell! They're gone!

[gunshot]

-[Koyal yelps] -Oh shit!

[Veer] Get in, get in, get in.

Come in. We are okay.

-[Veer exhales] -Did we lose them?

[both panting]

-[Koyal exhales deeply] -[dramatic music playing]

[Veer] Shit!

-What's wrong? -What is this?

-Have you hurt your leg? Huh? -I think it's yours.

Me?

-Oh! Shit! -Oh my God!

-Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit! -It is me.

-[Koyal whimpers] Don't touch! -Don't worry. It's nothing.

Looks like some shards of glass are stuck.

-I need to clean the wound. -My heart is going to stop.

-[Koyal] I think I'm fainting. -Nothing is happening.

The glass has to be taken out, or it can cause gangrene.

-Worst case scenario, an amputation. -What? My…

-You wanna chop off my leg? -I'm a doctor. I can handle this.

Veer, please. You're an animal doctor.

-Doggie doctor, please! -[Veer] What?

-Now let me do this. Please. -[Koyal] Veer, please.

-No! Don't touch! -Does anyone have scissors? Forceps?

-Forceps? Scissors? -[Veer] Nail cutter? A plucker?

-Anything? -[woman] Tweezers?

-Are you cutting my leg off? -Thank you. I'll return it to you.

-I need a disinfectant. -[Koyal] No.

-Don't touch. -Does anyone have an antiseptic?

-A disinfectant? -[breathes shakily]

Oh God!

Is this ok?

[Koyal] Vodka? Sure works for me.

-Thank you. -[woman 2] No problem.

-This is for drinking. What are you doing? -This is gonna burn a little.

-So just be brave. -No, no little burn! No brave.

-Don't touch me. I'll punch you. -Don't worry. Look away.

-Maybe sing a song. Any song you like. -Huh?

[singers singing devotional song]

No, no, not you.

You please sing a song.

-Sing a song? -Yeah, yeah. Any song that you remember.

-Old? -Yeah, anything will do.

[tunelessly sings patriotic Hindi song]

Very nice. Very nice.

-[continues singing] -[musicians beating drums]

Very nice.

[screams]

-[loudly] You mother fuc… -[train horn blowing]

[Koyal] You know, I was thinking,

if I had died today, I'd never get to eat Lotus Biscoff cheesecake again.

[Veer] Cheesecake?

1BHK's Lotus Biscoff cheesecake…

That cheesecake is amazeballs.

Amazeballs!

Sorry, but looking at a daredevil like you,

it's hard to believe that back there, a little bit of blood scared you. [scoffs]

That's because of that gangrene shit of yours. Otherwise, nothing scares me.

And look who's talking. Claustrophobia, acrophobia, hydrophobia.

Who told you about the hydrophobia? I have it, but it's mild.

-I knew it! I knew-- -You think all this is funny? Huh?

Half my life has passed. But because of these phobias,

I haven't been able to live my life yet.

I haven't experienced new things, gone on any adventures, nothing.

So as I understand, you still have half a life left, right?

The more you face all your phobias, the less fear you'll have.

I know this. It's called exposure therapy.

-You know this? -Yeah.

So then, do it!

[guests chatting indistinctly]

So, how can I help you, Ms. Chadda?

I don't have the time to explain, Sunny.

You remember my bachelorette party?

-[loud cheering] -[upbeat music playing]

-Ouch! -[music stops]

You remember any goodie bags that I may have given to my friends?

Uh… yes ma'am, you gave one goodie bag to me as well.

-Yeah. That's the one. -Yeah, very good. We need that bag back.

It's urgent please.

Actually in our line, we have a no-return policy on tips.

I'm not asking for the bag, dude.

But we dropped something important in that bag.

And we need it back. Please.

Our lives are in danger.

We are being shot at, we are being chased by bad guys.

Look, I'm not kidding.

-Not that leg. This one. -Oh, sorry, sorry!

Here. I'm not kidding, man. Honestly. See how much blood I've lost.

-Help us, Sunny. -[Veer] Please.

Uh… the bag would be at my place.

How far is your place?

-Is it somewhere close by? -Yeah…

-It's about 5-10 minutes away from here. -[woman 1] Sunny, come on out! Sunny boy!

I'm the only performer today.

The other guy didn't turn up. Plus, it's new year's,

and the ladies are getting restless because of the delay.

How long will it take you? 15 minutes?

Till then, I'll handle the crowd.

In college I've handled many such gatherings as a host.

Yeah, yeah, I can… I can do this. Please go.

Listen to me, Sunny. You know I'm your most loyal customer.

I've made sure you perform at every friend's bachelorette,

and I still have three single friends. Think about it.

-[woman 2] Come on, man, start the show! -Are you sure, sir, you can handle this?

Of course. [chuckles]

[quirky music playing]

[ladies whooping and cheering]

[woman 3] The groom's here. He's dressed liked a groom.

[woman 4] He is worth the wait.

-Oh-ho, where have you been, lover boy? -[woman 5] Cutie pie!

-Good evening, ladies! -[woman 6] Good evening!

Happy new year!

Or should I say, "Happy ending" to the last year?

[laughing]

[awkwardly stops laughing]

So, um, the show will start in ten minutes.

[woman 6] Start the goddamn show!

Yes! [chuckles]

There was this girl, and her name was Joy.

She was crying.

Such big tears, mind you.

Big, fat tears.

And no one was consoling her.

Why? Anyone?

Any answer, guys?

Because everyone thought they were tears of Joy!

[laughing]

Hey, less talking, more stripping.

Hey handsome, at least take your jacket off.

[woman 7] Whoo!

This is my niece's bachelorette party!

I'm telling you, I'll get this club shut down.

-Wait, I'm calling my husband now. -Wait! No, ma'am.

Don't, don't worry.

[women jeering]

-What happened? -I don't think they're getting my jokes.

Do you have some good ones?

You said you can handle such parties. So do it.

I am. I'm trying.

So, forget the jokes. Dance for them a little.

If I start dancing, they'll tear my clothes off.

Just unbutton the top few buttons.

Then open-close, open-close. That's all. Nothing else. He'll be back by then.

-No-- -Those aunties are going to eat us alive.

-You have to do something! -Drinks cancelled. Start the damn show!

Listen! This is your exposure therapy.

Don't think. Just go for it.

-[woman 8] Send Sunny. -[grunts] Go for it.

-[woman 8] Hey, he's back. -[women jeering angrily]

[slow music playing]

[woman 9] Come on, take it off.

[woman 10 whooping]

[women talking indistinctly]

[slow, upbeat music playing]

Whoo!

[women whooping and shrieking]

[woman 11] Yeah!

[whooping]

["Haseeno" playing in Hindi]

[song and music intensifies]

[women cheering and whooping]

Whoo!

-[dialog muted] -[song continues]

[chanting in English] Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!

[music and song intensifies]

[fabric rips]

-[song ends] -[women whooping hysterically]

-[woman 12] Hey, will you marry me? -[woman 13] Come to me.

-It's not here either. -Ma'am, I didn't take anything.

Relax, I know you haven't.

Sunny, uh, my kurta pajama are with an aunty. Could you just please…

[Sunny] Yes, sir. I've already called for them.

-[Koyal] Now what? -There were five bags, right?

-Yeah. -So where are the other two?

Ma'am, you gave me one bag, and you gave two of them to your best friend.

And when you were leaving, uh…

Sunny, I only give these bags to special people.

-Okay? -Yes, ma'am.

[Sunny] There was someone with you.

Uh, the girl with the glasses.

Very plain, very simple.

She kept her eyes closed throughout the performance.

Suhana!

Easy, Di! Di, take it easy. You've had a lot today.

Suhana will know everything!

-Thank you. -Who's Suhana?

You were good, huh?

-[motorbike thudding] -[upbeat music playing]

-Where did this bike come from? -Sunny lent it to me.

Where's my helmet? The pillion needs to wear one.

So let's do this.

You look for the helmet. I'll find the pen drive.

It's not like that, but rules are rules.

[Koyal] Naughty boy!

On the outside, you're a kitten, inside, you're a bloody tiger, man!

-What a motherfucking body! -[Veer] Thank you.

But what kind of language is this?

The amount of expletives I've heard from you in the last couple of hours,

if real life had a censor, you'd be beeped out.

Okay, fine, then.

I'll just stop breathing. Huh?

And after the divorce, you can call me every week and ask

if I'm following the list or not. Okay?

I'll be happy to do that. In fact, we should be friends after the divorce.

Sorry, sorry, really sorry for disturbing you at this hour.

[chuckles] Don't apologize, Di.

-I was up anyway, preparing for my exam. -Okay.

But, how come you're here?

-Is everything okay? -Yeah, everything's fine. All okay.

-So-- -Uh, hi, I'm Veer.

-I know. I attended your wedding. -[Veer] Is it?

-Yeah. -I didn't see you.

Yeah, she likes it like that.

[chuckles] Yeah, I'm a little antisocial. I don't like noisy places.

-Uh-- -Even I don't like it.

Oh, okay.

Uh, do you remember the bachelorette party?

Yeah, but you don't have to be sorry about that night.

-Sorry? -Uh… that night, did she give you a bag?

Yes, uh, a goodie bag?

-[Veer] Exactly. -[Koyal] Yes!

Tell me, how are you such a good girl?

-Give me a kiss. -Huh?

-One for the road. -Didi! What are you doing?

-One gift for you, one gift for… for me. -[Suhana clicks tongue]

-That means the last bag is at my house. -Yeah?

Yeah, probably.

-You go and get your bag. -Please.

-Okay, give me a minute. -Yeah, go.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello? Yes, Sanjay ji?

-Found it? -No, we haven't. But we're looking for it.

Is this some kind of joke?

Hmm? You're taking this very lightly. Aren't you worried… about your parents?

Why're you talking like this?

Do you have any idea what we are going through?

Where are you right now?

At Suhana's place.

-I mean… what's the address of this place? -Here…

-Bungalow no. 14-- -Uh, Bungalow number 14,

-Model Town. Powai. -Thank you.

Bungalow number 14, Model Town, Powai.

So we found one bag here.

The other bag is probably at Koyal's place.

After checking the bag here, we'll go there!

Hello, uh hello, Sanjay Ji?

Hello? Can you… hello? Ah… [sighs]

-Are you a medical student? -Yes.

-Oh, nice. Even I'm a doctor. -Oh, really?

A doggie doctor.

[chuckles] Didi, you know that's actually harder.

Humans can easily explain their problems,

but with animals, you have to feel their pain, right?

Absolutely right.

At least someone gets me.

Thanks, Suhana.

-Which university? -Manipal.

-[chuckles] Oh, really? -[Suhana] Yeah.

-Me too. -Really?

-Yeah. [chuckles] -Oh, wow! [chuckles]

So, is Aashirwad Cinema still around or has it shut down?

Please, don't even say that.

-That's the only decent movie theatre. -[Veer] I know. I know. I know.

Dollops' amazing paneer manchurian.

Come on, Dollops' momos?

Chili maggi.

Oreo cheese balls.

-Gross but great. -[Veer chuckles]

Ice cream fritters.

Chocolate cheese naan.

-Ah! Wow! -[Suhana] Yum!

-I so miss these things, ya! -[Suhana chuckles]

[Koyal] Wow!

Feels like I'm listening to a sex chat between a bowl of oats and rotten eggs.

When I take you there, you'll understand how amazing it is.

Hmm. [chuckles]

It's not in this either! Bloody hell, this is so fucked up!

-Koyal, language! -Language, Didi!

[quirky music playing]

Shall we?

-Yeah, sure. -Thank you.

Welcome, Didi.

-Bye. -Nice meeting you, Suhana--

Helmet, helmet, helmet. Hand it to me.

Bye, Di.

No, no, don't sit here! Go and sit in Suhana's lap.

-I'll look for the pen drive alone. -Why?

I noticed the heavy tingling during the mingling.

-I don't know what you mean by that. -But I know. Connection.

[laughs exaggeratedly]

Huh? You were having a ball. Stars were twinkling in your eyes.

So cute.

When you find someone who feels like home in a strange city--

Feels like home?

Okay. So you can take Ms. Feels-like-home to 1BHK for cheesecake. Okay?

Take her on a date, man.

-Really? -[Koyal] Yeah.

Suhana's single?

She's single, she's pretty, she's sweet.

No bad habits at all.

She doesn't drink, and she doesn't even know how to lie.

She's perfect for you.

-Want me to fix you up? -Not yet.

Let's find the pen drive first, maybe after that.

Actually, it's just been a few hours since we got married.

If I suddenly go on a date the next day, it'd look really weird, right?

Romeo, I'll show you what would be weird.

After today, forget looking at another girl,

if you even glance at another girl's picture's thumbnail online,

I'll skin you alive.

[soft, romantic music playing]

Get the helmet I threw.

Hmm?

-Helmet. -Hmm.

[music fades]

[man 1] Get her!

-[man 2] Grab her! -[Koyal] Let go.

-Veer! -Hey stop!

[brakes screeching]

-[Veer] Let her go… -[Koyal] Veer!

-Stop the car! -Veer! Let go!

-[man 1] Hey smart-ass! -[Koyal] Veer!

-[man 1] Listen to me. -Stop the car!

Get the pen drive and come Tadpatri Compound, Vithalwadi.

-Be on time or say bye-bye to her. -[Koyal] Veer!

Veer!

[dramatic music playing]

[tense music playing]

Found Charlie?

[tense music intensifies]

[goon] Hey! Hey! [grunts]

[groans]

First, you guys kidnapped my parents,

and now your men picked up my wife.

Enough is enough. There's a limit to a man's patience.

What? Are you out of your mind?

Just call your guys right now and ask them to bring my wife back immediately.

I'd finally started liking her!

-I said call them. Call them right now. -[goon] Hey! Hold it!

What guys? Call which guys? It's just the two of us on this case.

Fine then.

Now, no one can stop me from handing over the pen drive to CID.

Not even your army!

Bloody hell!

We are from the CID.

Oh, really?

If you're the CID, I am the prime minister.

Bloody corrupt cops from Shanti Nagar police station.

You stole 10 crores, injured that poor driver,

-kidnapped our parents and my wife-- -Hey, wait!

Bhide!

Hey!

[suspenseful music playing]

Inspector Sachin Bhide and Inspector Harshwardhan Sathe.

Mumbai, CID.

What…

CID guys don't look like this!

-Then what do they look like? -They wear…

shirts, ties, coats. Look at what you're wearing.

-You're a doctor, right? -[Veer] Yeah, so?

Do you always carry a stethoscope or wear a white coat everywhere?

-But that Sanjay Ribeiro told me that-- -Hey! Sanjay Ribeiro.

You listen to me very carefully.

Sanjay Ribeiro is in charge of Shanti Nagar Police Station, okay?

He planned the entire robbery.

We are the real CID who are out to catch Sanjay Ribeiro.

Got it?

[pensive music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[Sathe] Inspector Sanjay Ribeiro…

every single person in that police station…

each and every soul is bloody corrupt to the core.

We've already tried to nab him in two cases before this.

But due to lack of evidence, we couldn't.

This time around, we planted a mole there.

Sir, Sanjay Ribeiro is behind the robbery.

There is some Khushwant Kapoor of Kapoor Electronics.

[Sathe] But yet again Sanjay Ribeiro's fortune turned out to be better than ours.

He got hold of Khushwant Kapoor.

Thrashed him, got the information out of him,

and then his men rushed to his store.

They took the hard drive from his computer and destroyed all the evidence.

But the problem wasn't solved yet.

Because the evidence was still out there.

The Charlie pen drive.

But how did you know that the pen drive was with me?

[static noise]

Are you nuts? Why call on this line?

[static continues]

[distorted] Listen to me. I'm telling you for the last time.

[normal] Don't call on this line, or we'll get caught.

Khushwant Kapoor.

Yes. He owns a store named Kapoor Electronics.

[over phone] He has… He has evidence about the robbery.

Which he has handed over to his nephew.

Veer… Veer Poddar.

Bloody hell, there's so much static on this line!

Veer is going to be at Hotel Grand Marina for his wedding night.

[Sathe] There was a lot of disturbance on that line.

But based on whatever we heard we had to act fast and investigate.

So basically you have been chasing us for the last eight hours

just because the phone line has some disturbance?

Why didn't you tell us at the hotel itself that you're the CID?

I told you we heard your name on the tapped phone call,

so we obviously thought you were also involved in it.

And there was no way for us to really know

whether you were with Ribeiro or with Kapoor?

So you mean those men were Sanjay Ribeiro's men?

They are also looking for the Charlie pen drive.

What kind of CID officers are you?

The police is five steps ahead of you.

Your bosses are going to skin you alive.

Now that pen drive has to be in the goodie bag that is in Koyal's room.

-Which bag? -You guys are clueless. Just come with me!

[dramatic music playing]

[muffled screams]

[muffled moan]

[muffled moan]

-[Sathe] Hey, who's this guy? -Just relax, guys. He works here.

-Okay, untie him. -[Vinod sobbing]

[Tushie barking]

-[Vinod] Veer bhaiya! -[Tushie barking]

Veer bhaiya, two men had come.

They ransacked Koyal didi's room,

her parents' room.

They… they ransacked the whole house.

I don't know, bhaiya, but they were talking about some Charlie.

And they were searching for a goodie bag.

-Did they find the bag? -Yes, it's there.

[Vinod] But I think, they didn't find what they were looking for.

That's why they trashed me,

and they wrote something here before leaving. [grunts]

[Veer] "8… 8 a.m., Tadpatri Compound."

-8 a.m.? -Bloody hell!

-We've got only an hour. -What do we do now?

Bhide, do one thing. Immediately, send a backup team to the farmhouse.

Secure his family.

And, Mr. Groom, now please think, where is Charlie?

If Mama ji had dropped it in a goodie bag, it should've been in one of the bags.

-But it's not there. -[Tushie whines]

-[Veer] What? -[Tushie moans]

[Sathe] I think Sanjay Ribeiro will get away with it again.

[suspenseful music playing]

-[Kanika] Tushie, no. Tushie, stop. -[Veer] That's okay, let it be.

I think, uh, he likes lilies.

[suspenseful music continues]

It's my wedding night and you want me to ask my husband,

"My dog hasn't pooped for the last two days. What should we do?"

Hang up!

[dramatic music intensifies and fades]

-I found Charlie. -What?

I know where Charlie is.

The day I brought the goodie bags, there was a bouquet in one of the bags.

-So? -Tushie ended up eating that bouquet.

-Uh, okay. -And the pen drive was in the same bag.

[suspenseful music intensifies and fades]

And you know, the boy hasn't pooped in two days.

[dramatic music playing]

The boy hasn't pooped in two days?

Yes, this boy hasn't pooped in two days.

[laughs maniacally]

The boy hasn't pooped in two days?

[Veer] This boy hasn't pooped in two days.

[squeakily] The boy hasn't pooped in two days?

The boy hasn't pooped in two days.

[all three] The boy hasn't pooped in two days.

Veer bhaiya.

Koyal didi.

-Yeah. Of course. -Yeah, yeah.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[dramatic music playing]

-Come on, last round. -No, beta.

-Enough. -No, no, no, no, no.

Beta, everyone has left.

Beta, you also must be tired. Go and sleep.

-[Veer's dad] Yeah. -Aunty, one round for Veer. Please.

When Veer and Koyal come, then we'll play. I promise.

[Pradeep] One last round.

[Pradeep] When I say last round, listen to me.

Yeah, but--

-Didn't I say, last round? So last round. -[ominous music playing]

-Please sit, Aunty. -[Peehu] Papa…

Don't cry, Peehu.

When you're told something, you should shut up and do it.

I haven't slept all night and you guys go on and on and on and on. Huh?

[man 1] Pradeep Tawde, Mumbai CID. Let's go!

[man 2] Come on, get up.

Mr. Groom, you are absolutely right. Charlie is inside the dog. See this.

I'm a doctor, I know that.

I've given him three laxatives. Charlie will be out any moment.

[man] Sir, farmhouse is clear.

Farmhouse is clear.

We know how to do our jobs. We can handle everything.

-We will go in and-- -No, no, no.

No Rambo operation.

My wife is inside. I'm going in, that's it.

-Just think about it. We're ready-- -There should be nothing risky.

We'll go according to what we've planned. I go in first.

[Sathe] Give me the camera.

This is a camera pen.

It has a mic and video camera too.

Once you go in, we'll be able to see everything on the screen.

What's the situation, how many people there are…

Yeah, I'll relay everything to you.

-If you want, I'll gather extra evidence. -That's good.

But in case you sense any kind of danger, just say a code word.

-What code word? -Make up something.

[squeakily] "Don't teach your father how to make babies."

Yeah, that's good. I loved this one. [chuckles]

As soon as you say this, we'll rush in. Okay?

Now come on, anything else?

[quirky music playing]

Do you have size 10 shoes?

Take them off.

[Veer] Come, Tushie, come. Come.

[low, tense music playing]

Who's this?

It's…

I'll explain it to you.

[man 1] He's here. Let the boss know.

[Koyal] Veer!

[man 2] Hey!

-[Koyal] Veer! -Koyal.

-Hey! Stand here! -Hey! Give me a minute.

-[barks] -Why have you got Tushie with you?

I'll explain everything. Please don't worry. Mama ji?

[whimpering] Veer!

Veer, look. Look what they've done to me.

-Is this any way to hang someone? -[man 1] Hey!

[Veer] Bring him down!

Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll talk to them.

-[Koyal] Any news about Mom and Dad? -[Veer] Let go of her!

-I'll explain everything. -[man 2] Move!

-But you don't worry. Hey, let her go! -Oi!

-You got Charlie? -Yeah, yeah. It's right here.

Come on!

[Koyal] Veer, don't give them Charlie!

I'll make sure these bastards rot in jail.

And this guy in the brown jacket, I'll personally knock his teeth out.

-Veer, they're fake. They're fake CID. -All okay?

-Someone shut her up! -[Koyal] You shut up!

-[man 3] Hey! Get in! -[man 4] Tell her to shut up, man!

-Hey! Careful! -Yeah.

-Relax, relax. -Please tell them not to push her.

-This is not how you treat a woman. -[man 3] Get inside.

Veer! Veer!

Ko… Koyal… wait a minute. I'm talking to them. Let me explain.

[tense music playing]

So you know that Charlie, I… I mean that pen drive

which has all the evidence against you about the robbery that you carried out…

That, I told you over the phone that it's in a bag.

That bag had a bouquet.

And when I got it home, this boy ripped the bag and ate the bouquet.

So the pen drive is in his tummy.

You get what I'm saying?

Bloody hell!

Hey, jackass, don't hit him! If you have the balls, try that on me.

No, no, no. One minute. Please wait one minute.

I'm not joking. I knew you wouldn't believe me, so I took a picture.

This is his sonography report.

Please believe me. The pen drive is stuck in his--

[grunts] Believe me.

Bloody bastard! Let me loose, and I'll slap the shit out of you.

-Hey! -No sweetie. They'll hurt him more.

-Zip it! -[in Hindi] Shoo!

[in English] Please don't mind her. She talks like this with everyone.

Don't… Don't worry.

[Veer grunts]

[Koyal] Veer! Keep your core tight. Core, core. It won't hurt.

-[Veer groans and grunts] -[grunts]

[grunts]

Did I ask you to interfere?

[groans] Don't teach your father how to make babies.

You were shooting bullets all over the city.

-Don't teach your father how to… -No self-control.

[Veer] …make babies.

-No one will touch him! No one. -Don't teach

your father how to make babies.

What?

[loud banging]

Bloody assholes!

I'm going to kill each and every one of you!

All of you are watching the screen! Couldn't one of you stand guard outside?

What did you say?

[groans]

I have given him three laxatives.

Your Charlie will come out anytime now.

Go and get the dog.

-Ah… yes sir, yes sir. -Give me a knife.

Let's open up the dog and check.

Bloody bastard!

If you even touch Tushie, I'll chop your balls off and feed them to Tushie!

…how to make babies. Don't teach your father how to make…

[dramatic music playing]

Come here, fucker. Come here.

-I'm gonna tear you-- -[man 3] Shut up!

Don't teach your…

What were you saying? Please repeat.

-Untie my hands. -[Sanjay] Hmm?

I'll give you a live demo.

We all don't scare her. Hmm?

[Koyal grunts]

[dramatic music playing]

[whispers] Shit!

No one interferes.

[Sanjay] Did that knock some sense into you? No?

Will you shut up now? Or you want more?

Come on.

Back on your feet?

Tell me,

where's the pen drive?

-I am a very patient man. -Oh really?

I've been through a lot last night.

You shouldn't have done that.

[Sanjay grunts]

[muffled chuckle]

[Sanjay grunting]

-[groans] -[thuds]

[man 4] He knocked out the boss, guys. -[gasps]

[romantic music playing]

Are you okay? Did they hurt you?

Guys, go!

Let's go, guys.

Veer, behind you!

Don't teach your father how to make babies.

[dramatic music playing]

Come on. Back in the van.

[exhales slowly]

What? Come on, get in.

Don't teach your father how to make babies.

Acting smart. Back!

Don't teach your father…

-how to make babies -He's like Bruce Lee!

-[Veer grunts] -[dramatic music playing]

Don't teach your father how to make babies.

[chuckles]

Hmm.

[exhales deeply]

[grunts]

[music fades]

[inhales deeply]

[suspenseful music playing]

[both grunting]

[grunting]

[both groaning and grunting]

Don't teach your father how to make babies, damn it!

Hey, where are you going?

Stop! Hey!

[man 4] Where the hell is Mr. Bow Wow.

There you are! Hey! Come here, my boy. [clicks tongue]

Come here! Hey! Hey!

[all grunting]

Aah! [screams]

[Veer groans] Sorry.

[fast, upbeat music playing]

Wait.

[grunts]

[groans]

Shoo! Shoo! All of you are going to get screwed today.

Aah! [winces]

[groans]

[grunts] Aah!

Ow!

[dramatic music playing]

[music swells and fades]

[Koyal grunts]

[Veer groans]

[Koyal grunts]

-[man 1 grunts] -[Veer grunts]

[grunts] Aah! Ow-aah!

[Koyal screams]

-[man 2] Leave the pipe. I said leave. -[Koyal] Idiot! He gets claustrophobic.

-[pipe clanks] -Aah!

-[Tushie barking] -[man 1] Bad boy!

Stay there, stay there!

You bloody hippo! Come here!

Veer, come out. I've caught him.

-I've caught him. -[man 2 groans]

Stay there. I've got him, Veer. I've got him!

You go and hump someone else, bloody horn dog!

Veer, come on. Come on!

[man 2] I can't see! Let me go!

[Koyal] Hit him, Veer. Hit him. Again! One more!

One more, one more!

-[Veer grunts] -[man 2 grunts, winces]

[Koyal panting] Are you okay?

[ominous music playing]

-[Veer grunts] -Veer, what the…

[man thuds]

[music stops]

[Koyal] Dude, you scared me.

-Those CID guys just… -What CID guys?

-[gunshot] -[Veer grunts]

[gunshot]

[Sathe] Hands up! Hands up! Hey, stop!

[Koyal] Veer, get up! Why aren't you moving?

Bloody! Down!

[man 4] Hold him.

Veer, you can't die like this. Listen to me! Get up, Veer!

-Please! [grunts] -[man 6] Clear the area, Patil.

Veer, wake up!

-Veer, get up! Where are you hurt? -[tense music swells]

-[music stops] -Blood. There's no blood.

-Veer! Veer! -[Veer gasps, exhales deeply]

[wheezing]

-Veer! Veer! Are you okay, Veer? -[Sathe] Where's Veer?

-[moans] -Huh? Are you okay?

-I'm fine. [gasps] -I'm gonna kill you for scaring me.

Sorry, sorry. Are you okay?

Mr. Groom. Are you okay?

-This guy. I'll just-- -No!

-Veer, don't-- -[Veer] The real CID.

-[Sathe] Yeah, yeah. -Real CID?

"Don't teach your father how to make babies?"

I'm sorry brother. We…

Actually, it's a long story. I'll tell you.

You gave me a fake jacket!

But you're safe right? Huh?

I'm sorry, ma'am. Sorry, I scared you.

No sir, I'm sorry.

I used your gun to shoot you, threw bricks,

abused you, kicked you, punched you.

-I also hit him with a stick later. -That's okay. Thank you.

-I'll get back to work now. -Yeah.

-You're okay brother? -Yeah.

-Very good, very good. Babies, babies. -Yes…

-Now let's go. Come on! -[Koyal] Are you okay, huh?

You were making us dance, huh?

Now it's your turn to dance all the way to Tihar Jail.

-Come on! Where is it? -[Sanjay groans]

-I caught him, sir! I cau-- -[Sathe] Hey! Catch him!

-[funky music playing] -[Sathe] Move!

By the way, I noticed.

There was a look of love and care in your eyes.

Yeah, because you did something that made me feel all lovey-dovey and caring.

Also you can ask me to shut up but not shut the beep up. [chuckles]

So then try and not be a fuckup, hmm?

[both chuckle]

So that Ahimsa Road story is true after all, huh?

Of course, I told you, I don't lie.

Hey? Hello?

Oh my God! Mama ji!

-I'm still hanging! -[Veer] What is this nonsense?

-This is very careless of you. -[Khushwant] Hanging since yesterday.

[Koyal] Mama ji, We're coming to catch you, Mama ji.

[Khushwant] My blood supply has stopped.

[Veer] This would never happen in Ahmedabad.

[Koyal] Core tight, Mama ji!

[upbeat music playing]

And?

Balls!

Amazeballs!

So now… come on.

-Hey, is it coming out? -[Bhide squeaks] Yeah.

Ah!

Pick it up, pick it up. It's evidence.

-[Bhide groans] -Bhide, please. It's evidence.

[funky music swells and fades]

[slow, instrumental music playing]

["Chanchal" playing in Hindi]

-[doorbell rings] -[song stops]

["How Are You" playing]

[song ends]