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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:40,584 - Hello. - Good morning. 4 00:01:54,084 --> 00:01:56,126 - ...do some walking. - Walking? 5 00:01:56,209 --> 00:01:57,751 - Yes. - Gosh. 6 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,376 Not much good at walking. 7 00:02:02,376 --> 00:02:04,542 - Well... - Well. See you tomorrow. 8 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,667 - Yes. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 9 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:26,501 Would you like a Malteser, Sylvia? 10 00:02:26,584 --> 00:02:28,167 I won't, thank you. 11 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,251 Sure? 12 00:02:41,334 --> 00:02:42,876 How's Hilda today? 13 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:46,042 Super. 14 00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:51,251 Have you seen what film they've got on this week? 15 00:03:03,001 --> 00:03:04,126 Um... 16 00:03:05,959 --> 00:03:08,751 Can you do, uh... two million copies of that? 17 00:03:09,751 --> 00:03:10,792 Two million? 18 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,792 Yeah. 19 00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:15,751 I'll have to do several stencils. 20 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:19,084 No, just one. 21 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:20,751 One top and two bottoms. 22 00:03:21,209 --> 00:03:24,042 Like a beauty queen at a freakshow. 23 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:25,917 Yes. 24 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:28,292 Right. 25 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,251 Two fifty-nine and a half. 26 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:33,292 Two-sixty... 27 00:03:33,376 --> 00:03:35,792 seventy... eighty... ninety... 28 00:03:36,084 --> 00:03:37,334 Three pound. Right. 29 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,584 - Thank you. - Thanking you very much. Thank you. 30 00:03:41,126 --> 00:03:42,251 Good evening, madam. 31 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:44,417 There we are, sir. Thank you. 32 00:03:44,501 --> 00:03:45,876 - Bye-bye now. - Bye-bye. 33 00:03:46,751 --> 00:03:47,751 Now. 34 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:51,751 Fifty-nine please. 35 00:03:55,126 --> 00:03:56,292 Sixty, thank you. 36 00:03:57,959 --> 00:03:58,959 Fifty-nine. 37 00:04:04,251 --> 00:04:05,542 And one is sixty, thank you. 38 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:15,209 There we are, dear. Enjoy yourself. 39 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:12,751 Hello. 40 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,751 Thought I heard running feet. 41 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,459 Yes, I'm a bit late this morning. 42 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,376 Uh, I was... 43 00:05:19,459 --> 00:05:21,084 wondering if, uh... 44 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:24,751 if the weather stays nice, if, uh... 45 00:05:25,376 --> 00:05:28,459 your sister might like to go for a walk on Sunday? 46 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:32,834 If you like. 47 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,542 Um... 48 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,084 I-I thought we could... 49 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:39,751 either take the Green Line out to the country, or... 50 00:05:40,501 --> 00:05:43,001 just maybe go to the park. 51 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,876 You should like Peter. 52 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:51,042 He's a teacher. 53 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:00,917 Come in. 54 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,292 - Hello. - Hello. 55 00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:10,667 Had a good lunch? 56 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:13,667 Yes, thank you. 57 00:07:16,126 --> 00:07:18,251 Where's Hilda? 58 00:07:18,626 --> 00:07:19,876 Upstairs. 59 00:07:20,876 --> 00:07:22,417 Good. Good. 60 00:07:25,584 --> 00:07:27,001 A little present. 61 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,042 Pontefract cakes. 62 00:07:44,334 --> 00:07:48,709 I'll put them on the arm. Maybe she'd like them later. 63 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:49,917 Yes. 64 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:21,209 Hm. I'm really very sorry we didn't... 65 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,001 go for a walk. 66 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:26,834 - Hm. Yes. - The three of us. 67 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:30,292 Yes. 68 00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:34,667 How old is Hilda? 69 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,042 Twenty-nine. 70 00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:29,292 Did you have a good weekend? 71 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:30,792 Yes, thank you. 72 00:09:32,501 --> 00:09:33,459 Good. 73 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:36,126 I went to the... I went to the cinema on Saturday. 74 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:38,001 On my own. 75 00:09:38,084 --> 00:09:40,959 And, um, on Sunday, I went to a meeting again. 76 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:48,584 It was in the room downstairs this time. It wasn't in the large room. 77 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:51,209 There weren't so many people this week. 78 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,584 I'm a member now. 79 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:04,542 Oh. 80 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:08,251 I spoke to the lady and she thought it would be a good thing. 81 00:10:09,626 --> 00:10:11,542 The meetings don't cost so much, you see. 82 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:12,792 That'll be good. 83 00:10:12,876 --> 00:10:15,667 And you can also go to the group sessions. 84 00:10:17,042 --> 00:10:19,501 I'd like to go to one of those sometime. 85 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:24,376 It was a very good medium. She came from Belfast. 86 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,709 She was... funny. 87 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:28,792 She sort of... 88 00:10:30,626 --> 00:10:31,709 Well... 89 00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:37,584 She sort of... When the people wanted to contact people, 90 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:41,167 when their spirits wanted to contact someone in the audience, 91 00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:44,126 she got involved with it, and she was... 92 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,001 She spoke to them, you know they speak...? 93 00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:49,292 She'd say to them, "Be quiet." 94 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,917 And she made us all laugh. 95 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,167 Would you like a Malteser? 96 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:04,292 Actually, I won't have one just now. 97 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:06,792 - Are you sure? - Yes. Thank you. 98 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,001 Hello. 99 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,251 Um... We've come, like, to put the stuff in t'garage, like. 100 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,417 Oh. You want the key. 101 00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:57,376 Uh, yeah. 102 00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:10,126 There you are. 103 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:12,917 Norman's told you, has he, what we're using the garage for? 104 00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:15,126 I mean, you know it's not for a car? 105 00:12:15,209 --> 00:12:16,126 Yes. 106 00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:18,334 We'll be sort of duplicating and printing in there. 107 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,542 Norman will be around most of the day. 108 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:23,417 - That's OK, is it? - Yes. 109 00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:24,501 Alright. 110 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:27,917 Um, the other thing, while I remember, is the money. 111 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:29,792 When would you like it? 112 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,626 I haven't really thought about it. 113 00:12:35,751 --> 00:12:37,751 Oh, well, I'll give you the money. 114 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,667 Norman will give it to you later on if that's OK. 115 00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:41,792 Fine. 116 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,417 Can you get the duplicator? 117 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:48,251 Does your daddy wear glasses? 118 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:35,917 Alan? 119 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,042 Yeah? 120 00:15:39,251 --> 00:15:43,334 Does your daddy wear glasses? 121 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:44,292 Yes. 122 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,834 No, they don't go there, that's the ones that have been done. 123 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,376 What are they like? 124 00:15:58,459 --> 00:15:59,584 Round? 125 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,751 They're black. 126 00:16:03,251 --> 00:16:04,626 Is that all you've done? 127 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:13,876 Alright, Alan? 128 00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:16,042 - Yeah, thanks. - How many have you done? 129 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,209 I've forgotten. 130 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,542 - You'll forget your cat next. - Yeah. 131 00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:20,834 Alright, pack up now. 132 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,834 Hilda, will you get the brush? 133 00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:25,501 Pack up now, Mary. 134 00:16:27,084 --> 00:16:28,459 Now, how many have you done? 135 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,292 Fifteen, eh? 136 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,542 Alright, let's pack up. 137 00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,542 Is it time to go home yet? 138 00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,251 Yes, it's quarter to four. 139 00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:07,959 Do you have sunglasses, Alan? 140 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,084 Yeah. 141 00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:13,417 You don't wear them. 142 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:15,834 No. 143 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,626 Don't be late in the morning, will you? 144 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:21,751 No. 145 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,751 - Good night. - Good night. 146 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:28,626 We nearly missed the bus 147 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,459 yesterday, Linda. 148 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,584 ♪ Freight train ♪ 149 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,042 ♪ Freight train going so fast ♪ 150 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,584 ♪ Freight train ♪ 151 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:33,834 ♪ Freight train going so fast ♪ 152 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:41,376 ♪ I don't know what train I'm on ♪ 153 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:44,959 ♪ Won't you tell me ♪ 154 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,876 ♪ Where he's gone? ♪ 155 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:31,001 ♪ When I die please bury me deep ♪ 156 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:39,709 ♪ Down at the end of Beeker Street ♪ 157 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:49,751 ♪ Then I can see old number nine ♪ 158 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:57,542 ♪ When she comes rolling by ♪ 159 00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,709 ♪ Freight train ♪ 160 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,001 ♪ Train ♪ 161 00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:04,084 On August 1st, 1939... 162 00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:07,042 ... a V1 flying bomb. 163 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:11,709 This fighter could attain a speed of 410 miles per hour. 164 00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:13,876 This... 165 00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:24,959 ♪ Cocaine's for horses and it ain't for men ♪ 166 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:29,792 ♪ I know it'll get me but they don't say when ♪ 167 00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:31,584 ♪ Cocaine ♪ 168 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,792 ♪ It's all around my brain ♪ 169 00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:07,209 Keep still, come on, keep still. 170 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:16,376 ♪ Hey baby, won't you please come quick ♪ 171 00:22:17,751 --> 00:22:21,209 ♪ This old cocaine is making me sick ♪ 172 00:22:21,459 --> 00:22:22,542 ♪ Cocaine ♪ 173 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,667 ♪ It's all around my brain ♪ 174 00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:34,959 ♪ Cocaine's for horses and it ain't for men ♪ 175 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:39,167 ♪ I know it'll get me but they don't say when ♪ 176 00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:40,834 ♪ Cocaine ♪ 177 00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:45,834 ♪ It's all around my brain ♪ 178 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:50,042 ♪ Yonder comes a policeman ♪ 179 00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:53,001 ♪ Dressed in blue ♪ 180 00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:55,292 ♪ Don't worry, baby ♪ 181 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,751 ♪ Pushin' ain't cool ♪ 182 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:58,834 ♪ Cocaine ♪ 183 00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:03,584 ♪ It's all around my brain ♪ 184 00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:11,126 ♪ Yonder comes my baby dressed in white ♪ 185 00:23:12,084 --> 00:23:15,584 ♪ Hey, baby, won't you stay all night? ♪ 186 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:16,917 ♪ Cocaine ♪ 187 00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:21,792 ♪ It's all around my brain ♪ 188 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:27,542 ♪ Hey baby, take a whiff, it's free ♪ 189 00:23:45,876 --> 00:23:47,209 - Alright? - Yeah. 190 00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:51,334 I heard you playing. 191 00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:54,001 Oh. 192 00:23:57,209 --> 00:23:59,001 I wondered if you would, uh... 193 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:02,376 like to come in and have a cup of coffee. 194 00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:10,209 Right. Please. 195 00:24:11,542 --> 00:24:12,709 Right. 196 00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:16,917 I'll put light out. 197 00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:27,501 Sit down. 198 00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:37,501 Would you like something to eat with it? 199 00:24:38,584 --> 00:24:40,042 No, it's alright, thanks. 200 00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:42,542 I've got... 201 00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:44,709 five nuts here. 202 00:24:52,417 --> 00:24:54,584 Four nuts... now. 203 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:57,001 Would you like four nuts? 204 00:24:58,834 --> 00:24:59,959 Biscuits? 205 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,709 Well, I'll put them here. 206 00:25:13,251 --> 00:25:14,334 Do you take sugar? 207 00:25:15,334 --> 00:25:17,084 Aye. Two, please. 208 00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:32,126 Down to three. 209 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:36,584 Two. 210 00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:37,959 Ta. 211 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,292 - I've left you the biggest one though. - Oh, ta. 212 00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:53,542 Thanks. 213 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:07,792 Do you smoke? 214 00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:09,626 Please. 215 00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:29,751 Ta. 216 00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:35,334 Got ink on me hands. 217 00:26:35,626 --> 00:26:37,001 You're a bit grubby. 218 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,751 I'm a duplicator. 219 00:26:41,584 --> 00:26:42,584 Oh. 220 00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:52,251 Who's actually doing the writing for this magazine? 221 00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:54,459 Well... 222 00:26:55,251 --> 00:26:58,292 Well, idea, like, you know, is that, um, 223 00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:01,334 anyone can write for it, you know. 224 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:02,751 But, um... 225 00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:04,959 for this one, like, um... 226 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,459 well, Malc, he's... 227 00:27:08,334 --> 00:27:10,167 he's editing it, like, and, um... 228 00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:14,459 other people in t'house are, you know, writing other stuff, but, uh... 229 00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:19,042 Well, for t'next one, like, anyone can write what they want. 230 00:27:22,876 --> 00:27:23,917 What about you? 231 00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:27,167 No. I'm just duplicating, like. 232 00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:42,834 Talcum powder. 233 00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:46,917 I've just been bathing my sister. 234 00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:53,042 Would you... 235 00:27:54,001 --> 00:27:58,834 would you like to earn your living by playing your guitar and singing? 236 00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:01,167 Well... 237 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:02,417 I don't know. 238 00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:08,667 Last... last job I had, like, were... 239 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:10,917 were in this toy factory. 240 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:14,376 But it wasn't much good. 241 00:28:16,084 --> 00:28:17,084 We had... 242 00:28:17,876 --> 00:28:19,292 we had, like, to put... 243 00:28:19,709 --> 00:28:22,167 put all this doll's house furniture in boxes. 244 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:25,667 A bit of a waste of time. 245 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,751 I jacked it in. 246 00:28:32,376 --> 00:28:33,459 Where was that? 247 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:36,876 That were in, uh... in Doncaster. 248 00:28:44,126 --> 00:28:45,334 The thing is that... 249 00:28:47,084 --> 00:28:48,084 it's... 250 00:28:48,792 --> 00:28:50,834 it's easy enough, like, you know, to... 251 00:28:52,334 --> 00:28:55,834 Well, to... to know what it is you... you don't want to do. 252 00:28:57,709 --> 00:28:59,084 I mean, you know, if you've... 253 00:28:59,709 --> 00:29:01,542 if you've got a job, like, and... 254 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,792 Well, it's... it's no good. 255 00:29:05,501 --> 00:29:08,542 You know it's... you know it's no good, so you... 256 00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:11,834 You-you... you know, you don't do it, but... 257 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,084 It's... Well, it's not... 258 00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:21,542 You know, it's not so easy to know what it is you... you really do want to do. 259 00:29:26,209 --> 00:29:27,626 Well, what do you do, like? 260 00:29:29,459 --> 00:29:31,584 I'm the President of Venezuela. 261 00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:37,542 Well, what does your husband do then? 262 00:29:40,042 --> 00:29:41,751 I'm not married, actually. 263 00:29:43,751 --> 00:29:45,001 Oh. 264 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:52,292 You know before, 265 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:56,126 when I said, like, um, I come from Doncaster? 266 00:29:57,292 --> 00:29:59,417 Well, I don't really, I... 267 00:30:00,459 --> 00:30:02,417 I-I come from Scunthorpe, like. 268 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:06,917 Only, like, when... when people say, "Where do you come from?" and... 269 00:30:07,251 --> 00:30:08,626 and you say, "Scunthorpe," 270 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:10,459 they laugh, like. 271 00:30:11,001 --> 00:30:13,376 So I always say I come from Doncaster instead. 272 00:30:20,126 --> 00:30:22,751 I'm not actually the President of Venezuela. 273 00:30:28,084 --> 00:30:31,626 I gave it up to be a secretary, for my sins. 274 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,626 What would you like to do? 275 00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:39,334 You know, if you could do what you wanted, like? 276 00:30:39,709 --> 00:30:40,917 I don't know. 277 00:30:42,376 --> 00:30:44,251 I don't know at all, really. 278 00:30:48,042 --> 00:30:50,751 Sometimes I have a little sort of fantasy about... 279 00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:52,917 writing. 280 00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:55,876 But... 281 00:30:58,542 --> 00:30:59,709 I don't know. 282 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:02,709 Do you have, um... 283 00:31:03,917 --> 00:31:05,542 far to go when you finish? 284 00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:08,751 Well, no, I'm... 285 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,459 um, living in Brixton, like, you know. 286 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:14,376 In... uh... People who do t'magazine, you know, 287 00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:17,459 it's like a... a commune, like, you know. 288 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,876 - Oh. - Living there. 289 00:31:21,542 --> 00:31:26,292 If you finish late one evening, we've got a spare room. 290 00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:30,584 Oh. It's not very far, like, I can... 291 00:31:31,584 --> 00:31:32,792 you know, I can walk it. 292 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:35,584 Yes, of course. 293 00:31:47,126 --> 00:31:51,751 Well, I'll have to be, like, um, going back to t'duplicator, like. 294 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:53,876 Yes, of course. 295 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:07,042 Well, thanks for t'uh... for t'coffee, like, you know. 296 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:08,876 It's alright. 297 00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:10,667 Peace. 298 00:32:12,709 --> 00:32:13,709 Cheerio. 299 00:32:14,251 --> 00:32:15,251 Cheerio. 300 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,792 Sylvia? 301 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,417 Yes? 302 00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:11,751 What time would you like me to come round tomorrow? 303 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,501 About 5 o'clock. 304 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:20,501 Hilda will be pleased. 305 00:33:30,334 --> 00:33:31,584 What's his name? 306 00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:34,751 Peter. 307 00:34:01,001 --> 00:34:02,751 Hello. 308 00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:03,917 Hello. 309 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,209 Uh... 310 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:10,376 My sister wanted to come and... 311 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:13,376 see you play the guitar. Um... 312 00:34:14,459 --> 00:34:15,584 She's being silly. 313 00:34:16,209 --> 00:34:18,084 Would you come in? 314 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:19,709 Oh, right. Um... 315 00:34:33,834 --> 00:34:34,834 Come on. 316 00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:40,334 This is Hilda. 317 00:34:42,626 --> 00:34:44,834 She's a bit dopey, aren't you? 318 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:49,001 Here's the music. 319 00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:52,292 Would you like some tea? 320 00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:53,667 Oh, aye, please. 321 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,001 Right. 322 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,501 'Ey up. 323 00:35:04,709 --> 00:35:07,042 ♪ Candyman ♪ 324 00:35:08,292 --> 00:35:10,209 ♪ Candyman ♪ 325 00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:14,042 ♪ Candyman ♪ 326 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:16,751 ♪ He's been and gone ♪ 327 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:20,167 ♪ Candyman ♪ 328 00:35:21,376 --> 00:35:23,167 ♪ He makes me high ♪ 329 00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:28,959 ♪ And I wish I was down in New Orleans ♪ 330 00:35:29,417 --> 00:35:32,251 ♪ Sitting on a candyman stand ♪ 331 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:37,876 ♪ Run and fetch a pitcher, get the baby some beer ♪ 332 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:41,209 ♪ Run and fetch a pitcher, get the baby some beer ♪ 333 00:35:41,751 --> 00:35:44,417 ♪ Run and fetch a pitcher, get the baby some beer ♪ 334 00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:47,626 ♪ Run and fetch a pitcher, get the baby some beer ♪ 335 00:35:48,709 --> 00:35:51,459 ♪ Run and fetch a pitcher, get the baby some beer ♪ 336 00:35:52,001 --> 00:35:54,626 ♪ Run and fetch a pitcher, get the baby some beer ♪ 337 00:35:55,126 --> 00:35:59,917 ♪ And I wish I was down in New Orleans ♪ 338 00:36:00,334 --> 00:36:02,167 ♪ Sitting on a candyman... ♪ 339 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:10,501 You've got a fan. 340 00:36:17,334 --> 00:36:22,751 ♪ Slowly light the evening candle ♪ 341 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:29,626 ♪ Softly smile the evening smile ♪ 342 00:36:33,876 --> 00:36:37,626 ♪ All the things that you can't handle ♪ 343 00:36:37,959 --> 00:36:39,876 ♪ Disappearing soon ♪ 344 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:44,959 ♪ Forgotten for a while ♪ 345 00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:54,251 ♪ Pulling faces in her looking glass ♪ 346 00:36:56,209 --> 00:37:00,959 ♪ There's no one there to see ♪ 347 00:37:03,709 --> 00:37:09,626 ♪ You should have seen us on the skyline ♪ 348 00:37:10,709 --> 00:37:14,209 ♪ When we both were free ♪ 349 00:37:16,917 --> 00:37:21,792 ♪ Softly, softly falling down ♪ 350 00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:24,542 ♪ Seems like movement... ♪ 351 00:37:25,251 --> 00:37:28,084 Oh. That woman back? 352 00:37:29,042 --> 00:37:30,126 Oh... 353 00:37:39,542 --> 00:37:42,126 Hello, Hilda! 354 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:44,001 What a shame. 355 00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:46,667 What a shame. 356 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,959 - I'm sorry. - No. 357 00:37:57,542 --> 00:37:58,751 Hello, Sylvia. 358 00:37:59,834 --> 00:38:01,084 Hello, Pat. 359 00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:09,709 This your young man? 360 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:13,709 No. 361 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:20,501 This is Norman, Norman's renting the garage. 362 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,584 Very pleased to meet you. 363 00:38:23,667 --> 00:38:25,167 Hello. 364 00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:27,584 I'll just go and take off my coat. 365 00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:34,126 Shall I, uh... like, split, you know? 366 00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:35,876 No. 367 00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:38,292 Please. 368 00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:39,376 Oh! 369 00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:51,292 It's a lovely cup of tea, Sylvia. 370 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:59,042 ♪ All alone ♪ 371 00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:01,709 ♪ Another afternoon ♪ 372 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:03,667 He's very good, isn't he? 373 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:08,292 ♪ Evening shadows falling soon ♪ 374 00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:14,167 ♪ No one left for you to guide ♪ 375 00:39:15,334 --> 00:39:18,084 ♪ Running down the stream ♪ 376 00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,917 ♪ Chase a... ♪ 377 00:39:26,001 --> 00:39:27,292 Here they are! 378 00:39:27,501 --> 00:39:29,167 ♪ ... through the underground ♪ 379 00:39:29,251 --> 00:39:30,209 Hild. 380 00:39:31,626 --> 00:39:33,084 I thought I couldn't find them. 381 00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:35,626 ♪ ... for a place to hide ♪ 382 00:39:35,751 --> 00:39:36,792 Present. 383 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:41,334 ♪ Maybe you should come inside ♪ 384 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:45,459 ♪ Shelter for a dream ♪ 385 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:50,792 ♪ Running down the stream ♪ 386 00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:56,667 Sylvia. 387 00:39:56,792 --> 00:40:01,834 ♪ Took a walk down by the universe ♪ 388 00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:03,167 Sylvia! 389 00:40:04,126 --> 00:40:07,209 ♪ Everyone was looking ♪ 390 00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:11,417 Eileen's birthday card. 391 00:40:15,667 --> 00:40:16,792 Oh. 392 00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:23,667 Eileen's birthday card. 393 00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:27,209 Nice. 394 00:40:31,251 --> 00:40:32,334 Thank you. 395 00:40:36,751 --> 00:40:38,292 She likes animals. 396 00:40:46,834 --> 00:40:48,459 Don't stop because of me. 397 00:40:49,709 --> 00:40:51,001 I was enjoying it. 398 00:40:52,501 --> 00:40:55,084 Why don't you play something we can all join in? 399 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:57,584 Something happy. 400 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:18,584 No, that... That... No. 401 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,042 - That one. - Yes. 402 00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:21,584 That one. 403 00:41:22,251 --> 00:41:23,751 - And... - Oh, my gosh. 404 00:41:25,709 --> 00:41:27,792 It won't stretch. 405 00:41:31,042 --> 00:41:32,334 Hilda! 406 00:41:35,376 --> 00:41:36,501 It's alright. 407 00:41:37,001 --> 00:41:39,376 Sylvia, she could easily break it. 408 00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:42,792 It's very delicate. 409 00:41:45,001 --> 00:41:47,001 - Well, where were we? - Well... 410 00:41:47,792 --> 00:41:49,334 - Um... - I was getting it, nearly. 411 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:52,084 No, not that one. 412 00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:54,459 - Pardon? - No, on that one. 413 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:55,959 - There. - Is that right? 414 00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:57,084 Right. 415 00:41:57,417 --> 00:41:58,334 Is that it? 416 00:42:03,001 --> 00:42:04,584 Oh. Um... 417 00:42:06,084 --> 00:42:07,209 Excuse me. 418 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:33,667 Um... 419 00:42:36,001 --> 00:42:37,042 Pat. 420 00:42:37,959 --> 00:42:39,042 This is Peter. 421 00:42:40,584 --> 00:42:42,917 - Very pleased to meet you. - How do you do? 422 00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:48,292 And, um... 423 00:42:49,501 --> 00:42:50,459 This is Norman. 424 00:42:52,209 --> 00:42:53,501 Hello. 425 00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:55,709 Hello. 426 00:42:57,626 --> 00:42:59,376 Norman's renting the garage. 427 00:43:00,751 --> 00:43:02,542 Ah. Yes. 428 00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:05,667 Hilda? 429 00:43:08,417 --> 00:43:09,542 Say hello. 430 00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:11,334 Hello, Hilda. 431 00:43:15,667 --> 00:43:16,917 Hilda. 432 00:43:18,834 --> 00:43:20,167 Say hello. 433 00:43:23,792 --> 00:43:25,251 Hello, Hilda. 434 00:43:25,334 --> 00:43:26,376 How are we? 435 00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:36,667 Shall we have a brew-up? 436 00:43:44,751 --> 00:43:45,834 Right. 437 00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:05,876 I shouldn't really. 438 00:44:24,751 --> 00:44:26,001 Oh dear. 439 00:45:25,626 --> 00:45:27,834 Thank you very much for the tea, Sylvia. 440 00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:31,709 Hilda and I will be back at ten. Right? 441 00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:32,834 Right. 442 00:45:32,917 --> 00:45:35,292 Bye-bye. Have a nice time. 443 00:45:36,042 --> 00:45:38,792 Say "bye-bye," Hilda. Say "have a nice time." 444 00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:41,584 Bye. 445 00:45:50,292 --> 00:45:51,667 Do you, uh... 446 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:53,709 read much? 447 00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,167 Wh... 448 00:45:59,501 --> 00:46:02,667 I read, you know... I suppose so. 449 00:46:04,251 --> 00:46:05,834 What kind of thing do you like? 450 00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:08,626 Well... 451 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:11,417 Well, I'll read owt, you know. 452 00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:17,251 - Anything that comes along. - Aye, yeah. 453 00:46:25,667 --> 00:46:27,084 Where did you go to school? 454 00:46:27,834 --> 00:46:30,042 I went to t'grammar school, like. 455 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,209 Ah. 456 00:46:33,876 --> 00:46:35,209 How did you get on there? 457 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:38,417 I were... I were going to take my A-levels. 458 00:46:41,167 --> 00:46:42,376 But you didn't. 459 00:46:43,376 --> 00:46:44,501 No. 460 00:46:46,959 --> 00:46:47,959 No. 461 00:46:48,834 --> 00:46:50,042 I see. Why not? 462 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:52,501 Well... 463 00:46:52,584 --> 00:46:54,292 They threw me out! 464 00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:07,834 Do you read the things that you mimeograph in the garage? 465 00:47:10,084 --> 00:47:11,126 Aye, yeah. 466 00:47:13,709 --> 00:47:14,876 What are they like? 467 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,001 Well... 468 00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:20,167 Well, you know, I've only, like... Well... 469 00:47:21,876 --> 00:47:25,126 I mean, you know, we've only just, like, started, so I haven't read much. 470 00:47:32,001 --> 00:47:34,209 What's it called, this magazine? 471 00:47:34,584 --> 00:47:35,959 It's "Open Family." 472 00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:39,584 Cheers. 473 00:47:45,334 --> 00:47:48,001 I came to go to this folk club. 474 00:47:53,501 --> 00:47:55,417 I mean I hitched down, like. 475 00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,959 And you didn't go back. 476 00:48:04,209 --> 00:48:05,417 No, I didn't. 477 00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:12,417 What made you stay? 478 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:14,542 Well... 479 00:48:15,209 --> 00:48:17,542 I-I ran into this bird, like, you know, and... 480 00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:26,334 How long ago was that? 481 00:48:27,292 --> 00:48:30,251 It were, um, week before last, like. 482 00:48:45,084 --> 00:48:46,376 I'm, uh... Like... 483 00:48:46,834 --> 00:48:47,917 going back out. 484 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:49,542 Yes. 485 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:52,334 Yes. Cheerio. 486 00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:53,584 Nice to have met you. 487 00:49:08,584 --> 00:49:10,376 Thanks for t'tea and that. 488 00:49:11,042 --> 00:49:13,042 It's alright. Um... 489 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:15,792 Sorry about the other half. 490 00:49:15,876 --> 00:49:17,334 Cheerio. 491 00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:18,667 Cheerio. 492 00:49:20,001 --> 00:49:22,167 See you. 493 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:40,751 Are you ready to go? 494 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:44,417 Yes. 495 00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:47,667 I thought we might, uh... 496 00:49:48,334 --> 00:49:51,334 drop in for a drink somewhere before dinner, 497 00:49:51,876 --> 00:49:52,959 if you like. 498 00:49:54,751 --> 00:49:56,251 Yes, that would be lovely. 499 00:49:59,334 --> 00:50:00,417 Well... 500 00:50:00,959 --> 00:50:03,084 I've been looking forward to this evening. 501 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:05,667 So have I. 502 00:50:10,667 --> 00:50:12,876 You alright, love? Hm? 503 00:50:15,376 --> 00:50:17,084 What you got there then, eh? 504 00:50:23,376 --> 00:50:25,917 Got a sweetie, have you? What you got then? 505 00:50:26,542 --> 00:50:27,584 Minty? 506 00:50:28,376 --> 00:50:31,292 Minty? You like minties, don't you, eh? 507 00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:33,667 Them is your favourite ones, aren't they, eh? 508 00:50:36,042 --> 00:50:37,626 I like minties. 509 00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,126 Don't like Maltesers though. 510 00:50:52,376 --> 00:50:54,501 Fella used to come into the shop. 511 00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:58,751 Always used to bring me minties of a Saturday, he did. 512 00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:02,209 He was a widower, you see. 513 00:51:03,084 --> 00:51:04,417 Hilda! 514 00:51:05,084 --> 00:51:06,709 Are you alright? 515 00:51:06,917 --> 00:51:08,376 Course she's alright. 516 00:51:08,751 --> 00:51:10,626 We're having a nice little chat. 517 00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:16,376 Come to tea once, he did. 518 00:51:19,292 --> 00:51:22,084 Got a ginger cake, I did, cos I knew he liked them, you see, 519 00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:23,626 cos he told me that. 520 00:51:28,501 --> 00:51:30,001 Pat didn't half play up. 521 00:51:33,376 --> 00:51:35,876 First of all, she wouldn't speak to him. 522 00:51:38,042 --> 00:51:40,709 Face white, lips tight. 523 00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,209 I'll be in in a minute! 524 00:51:45,459 --> 00:51:48,584 She don't half... she don't half get on my wick, she do. 525 00:52:02,792 --> 00:52:03,917 For two? 526 00:52:07,292 --> 00:52:08,417 Yes, please. 527 00:52:22,834 --> 00:52:23,917 Coat? 528 00:52:24,001 --> 00:52:25,126 Yes. 529 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,001 Thank you. 530 00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:25,459 What would you like? 531 00:53:27,751 --> 00:53:29,042 Vegetable curry. 532 00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:34,251 Um... 533 00:53:35,084 --> 00:53:37,042 Would you... Rice? 534 00:53:37,959 --> 00:53:38,959 Yes. 535 00:53:39,376 --> 00:53:40,501 Um... 536 00:53:40,751 --> 00:53:42,042 Boiled rice or...? 537 00:53:42,126 --> 00:53:43,167 Boiled. 538 00:53:44,126 --> 00:53:45,334 Right. Um... 539 00:53:46,876 --> 00:53:49,501 That's, um, a vegetable curry... 540 00:53:52,417 --> 00:53:54,459 and boiled rice. 541 00:53:58,876 --> 00:53:59,917 Um... 542 00:54:00,501 --> 00:54:02,042 Would you like, um... 543 00:54:03,126 --> 00:54:04,626 - To share... - I'll come back. 544 00:54:15,917 --> 00:54:18,542 In a minute, we'll have a nice cup of tea. 545 00:54:23,334 --> 00:54:25,251 You'd like that, wouldn't you, Hilda? 546 00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:35,376 Here, what's going on? 547 00:54:35,501 --> 00:54:37,334 I'll put them in the box over there. 548 00:54:37,626 --> 00:54:39,792 I don't want 'em in the box over there. 549 00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:41,917 I want 'em there where I can get 'em, when I want 'em. 550 00:54:42,001 --> 00:54:44,959 Mum, you can't have them there when Hilda comes round to tea. 551 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:47,542 Hilda don't mind, do you, love? 552 00:54:48,001 --> 00:54:49,001 Mum. 553 00:54:49,876 --> 00:54:51,376 You can't have them on show. 554 00:54:51,459 --> 00:54:53,626 - They're not an ornament. - Why not? 555 00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:57,001 You have yours on show, don't you? 556 00:55:01,376 --> 00:55:02,459 Um... 557 00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:05,167 One, uh, vegetable curry. 558 00:55:06,501 --> 00:55:07,501 Nine. 559 00:55:08,376 --> 00:55:09,417 Number nine. 560 00:55:16,084 --> 00:55:17,876 Ah. Yes. 561 00:55:19,876 --> 00:55:21,959 And boiled rice. 562 00:55:23,251 --> 00:55:24,334 Fifty-four. 563 00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:26,626 - Yes. - Two? 564 00:55:27,542 --> 00:55:29,959 No, uh, for one. 565 00:55:32,626 --> 00:55:34,709 One sweet and sour pork... 566 00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:39,501 with fried rice. 567 00:55:42,584 --> 00:55:43,667 Um... 568 00:55:45,709 --> 00:55:47,459 One, uh... Chop suey. 569 00:55:49,376 --> 00:55:50,876 Four. Number four. 570 00:55:50,959 --> 00:55:53,167 Yes. For two. 571 00:55:54,501 --> 00:55:56,334 And plain noodles, 572 00:55:57,209 --> 00:55:58,626 number 13, 573 00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:01,167 for two. 574 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:07,334 Excuse me. 575 00:56:10,042 --> 00:56:10,917 Yes. 576 00:56:11,501 --> 00:56:13,167 This not enough for two people. 577 00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:14,917 It's a one, one, one, one! 578 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:21,084 No, there's... 579 00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:24,334 You'd just like a vegetable curry. 580 00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:35,001 Boo! 581 00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:36,751 Hilda! 582 00:56:41,376 --> 00:56:42,459 Alright? 583 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:46,126 What you been doing since you was here then, Hilda, eh? 584 00:56:46,209 --> 00:56:47,751 What you been up to, love? 585 00:56:47,876 --> 00:56:51,084 I thought I said you were not to leave those teeth out here again. 586 00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:55,376 - Hey, don't you... What you up to? - You don't understand. They're teeth! 587 00:56:55,459 --> 00:56:57,959 Don't you move my teeth. You leave 'em there. 588 00:56:58,167 --> 00:57:00,417 You put 'em on the dressing table, I can't get 'em, can I? 589 00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:02,167 You've never done this before. 590 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:04,584 - You must be going mad. - You leave my teeth alone. 591 00:57:04,667 --> 00:57:06,626 Why don't you listen to what I'm saying? 592 00:57:07,834 --> 00:57:09,792 You leave my teeth alone! Do you hear me? 593 00:57:09,876 --> 00:57:11,501 - Oi! - Stop shouting! 594 00:57:11,584 --> 00:57:13,209 You leave my teeth alone! 595 00:57:13,292 --> 00:57:15,251 Stop shouting! What will the neighbours think? 596 00:57:25,751 --> 00:57:26,751 Hilda. 597 00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:32,834 Plain noodle. 598 00:57:33,834 --> 00:57:34,834 Oi! 599 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:40,917 Give us some peaches and cream, will you? 600 00:57:53,626 --> 00:57:57,667 Do you... have any close friends? 601 00:58:00,709 --> 00:58:01,876 In... in London? 602 00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:05,251 Yes. 603 00:58:06,709 --> 00:58:08,126 No. 604 00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:10,459 No, not really in London. 605 00:58:11,709 --> 00:58:12,834 Um... 606 00:58:16,334 --> 00:58:20,126 Most of my friends are scattered all over the country now. 607 00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:24,084 Hm. For example, this... 608 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:29,626 fellow I knew quite well in Cambridge is working in Leicester now. 609 00:58:35,167 --> 00:58:36,292 What's he like? 610 00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:37,834 Oh, he's... 611 00:58:38,667 --> 00:58:40,001 materialistic. 612 00:58:43,751 --> 00:58:47,501 That's a very strange way to describe a friend. 613 00:58:55,917 --> 00:58:59,126 Have you got any school friends? 614 00:58:59,542 --> 00:59:01,751 I didn't go to school in England. 615 00:59:02,959 --> 00:59:05,209 Well, where did you go to school? 616 00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:06,334 Scotland. 617 00:59:08,417 --> 00:59:09,834 Did you know that, um... 618 00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:15,959 the haggis in Scotland 619 00:59:17,209 --> 00:59:18,376 tend to... 620 00:59:21,042 --> 00:59:24,876 run about on the Highlands as opposed to the plains 621 00:59:25,626 --> 00:59:30,292 and that they developed two little... 622 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:34,709 short legs on one side? 623 00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:57,251 Did, uh... Hilda go to school in Scotland as well? 624 00:59:57,334 --> 00:59:58,334 No. 625 00:59:59,792 --> 01:00:00,834 Um... 626 01:00:02,042 --> 01:00:03,459 She stayed at home. 627 01:00:05,376 --> 01:00:08,084 You waiting for your slave to bring you your tea, are you? 628 01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:11,417 I'm waiting for you to bring me my tea, cos you said you would. 629 01:00:11,501 --> 01:00:13,834 Yes. Well, I'm just about getting fed up! 630 01:00:13,917 --> 01:00:16,376 I'm just about getting fed up with bringing your tea all the time 631 01:00:16,459 --> 01:00:18,001 and doing everything for you. 632 01:00:18,084 --> 01:00:20,501 I-I just don't know what you expect from me. 633 01:00:20,584 --> 01:00:21,667 You never give me a hand. 634 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:24,834 - You can make me a cup of tea, can't you? - I made you a cup of tea, didn't I? 635 01:00:24,917 --> 01:00:26,834 - I don't... - Well, let me have it then! 636 01:00:26,917 --> 01:00:29,792 I...! Why don't you get up and make it yourself for once? 637 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,542 Why don't you get up out of that bed and make it yourself for once? 638 01:00:32,626 --> 01:00:35,126 Don't take her home! 639 01:00:35,209 --> 01:00:36,626 I've got to! 640 01:00:37,042 --> 01:00:39,834 Come here, come back in here! 641 01:00:40,167 --> 01:00:41,876 Bring her back in here! 642 01:00:41,959 --> 01:00:44,084 Bring Hilda back in here, Pat! 643 01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:46,251 Pat! 644 01:00:46,334 --> 01:00:48,292 Please come back. 645 01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:53,292 Please. I'm sorry. 646 01:00:53,376 --> 01:00:55,417 Shall I take you home or something? 647 01:00:56,834 --> 01:00:58,459 I'm sorry, Hilda. 648 01:00:59,501 --> 01:01:01,209 Shall I take you home? 649 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:03,459 Hilda? 650 01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:05,084 You old witch! 651 01:02:04,334 --> 01:02:05,334 Coffee? 652 01:02:08,584 --> 01:02:09,667 No. 653 01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:12,001 I don't think so. 654 01:02:19,209 --> 01:02:20,751 Would you like some? 655 01:02:20,834 --> 01:02:22,667 No, I'm fine, thanks. 656 01:02:54,876 --> 01:02:56,001 Right. 657 01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:01,417 Right. 658 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:17,042 Did I tell you? 659 01:03:18,376 --> 01:03:20,459 Eileen might be getting married next year. 660 01:03:21,751 --> 01:03:22,792 About January. 661 01:03:28,167 --> 01:03:30,001 I wonder when Sylvia will get married. 662 01:03:35,834 --> 01:03:37,542 Wonder when we'll get married. 663 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:45,626 Cheer up. 664 01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:48,834 Little piggy. Hm? Shall we do "This Little Piggy"? 665 01:03:49,501 --> 01:03:52,751 This little piggy went to market and... 666 01:03:53,501 --> 01:03:56,126 went wee, wee, wee... 667 01:03:56,209 --> 01:03:58,584 Wee, all the way! 668 01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:00,959 Hilda, be careful. No, be careful! 669 01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:02,792 Now, lie down. 670 01:04:05,417 --> 01:04:06,542 Lie down. 671 01:04:08,167 --> 01:04:09,167 Alright? 672 01:04:10,876 --> 01:04:11,917 Alright? 673 01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,084 Good girl. 674 01:04:33,501 --> 01:04:35,084 They've come back together. 675 01:04:37,459 --> 01:04:39,917 "'He's not as timid as a mouse,' said his wife." 676 01:04:41,709 --> 01:04:43,959 Just go through, I won't be a minute. 677 01:04:48,292 --> 01:04:52,167 "He just doesn't like thunder. He never did." 678 01:04:53,251 --> 01:04:55,292 "He can sleep with us in our room tonight..." 679 01:04:58,042 --> 01:04:58,917 Hello. 680 01:04:59,001 --> 01:05:00,251 Hello, Sylvia. 681 01:05:02,167 --> 01:05:03,376 Did you have a nice time? 682 01:05:03,459 --> 01:05:04,584 Yes, lovely. 683 01:05:06,084 --> 01:05:07,334 Did you have a nice time? 684 01:05:08,584 --> 01:05:09,917 Yes. Thank you. 685 01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:17,334 I'm just going to make some coffee for Peter and I, would you like some? 686 01:05:18,209 --> 01:05:19,292 No, thank you. 687 01:05:19,876 --> 01:05:20,917 We've had our cocoa. 688 01:05:22,959 --> 01:05:24,042 Right. 689 01:05:31,251 --> 01:05:34,209 Come on now, let's tuck you up and I'm going to say good night. 690 01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:38,751 There we are. Warm? That's warm? Alright? 691 01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:41,042 Smile? 692 01:05:46,459 --> 01:05:47,626 Kiss. 693 01:05:48,626 --> 01:05:50,126 See you next Saturday, alright? 694 01:05:50,501 --> 01:05:52,584 Perhaps we'll go to the pictures. 695 01:05:54,459 --> 01:05:55,584 Good night. 696 01:06:19,709 --> 01:06:20,959 Only me. 697 01:06:24,501 --> 01:06:25,542 Ah. 698 01:06:33,626 --> 01:06:34,709 Hello. 699 01:06:37,376 --> 01:06:38,459 Where's Sylvia? 700 01:06:39,959 --> 01:06:43,251 Uh... She's upstairs. 701 01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:48,001 Um... 702 01:06:49,626 --> 01:06:51,042 I've come for my bag. 703 01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:53,876 Ah. 704 01:06:55,876 --> 01:06:57,209 It's just by the chair. 705 01:06:59,292 --> 01:07:00,626 Oh, yes. 706 01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:22,417 I like Chinese food. 707 01:07:24,001 --> 01:07:25,084 Ah. 708 01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:28,459 Yes, it's, uh... 709 01:07:30,084 --> 01:07:32,667 Ah. Yes. 710 01:07:52,126 --> 01:07:53,959 I'll just get my bag. 711 01:07:56,834 --> 01:07:58,084 Do you walk? 712 01:08:01,251 --> 01:08:02,251 Pardon? 713 01:08:03,459 --> 01:08:07,292 Do you walk? Home? 714 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,501 Oh. No, thank you, it's not far. 715 01:08:16,209 --> 01:08:17,292 Good. 716 01:08:24,251 --> 01:08:25,334 There's Sylvia. 717 01:08:38,917 --> 01:08:41,209 Well, two's company, 718 01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:43,084 three's a crowd. 719 01:08:46,501 --> 01:08:47,751 Goodbye, Sylvia. 720 01:08:48,584 --> 01:08:49,751 Goodbye. 721 01:08:50,542 --> 01:08:53,084 Um, don't bother to see me out. 722 01:08:54,126 --> 01:08:55,501 I'll see you on Monday. 723 01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:01,542 Funny woman. 724 01:09:04,459 --> 01:09:05,751 I'll see her out. 725 01:09:24,667 --> 01:09:26,709 Not much fun in the restaurant, was it? 726 01:09:35,501 --> 01:09:36,542 I'm sorry. 727 01:09:37,292 --> 01:09:38,334 It's alright. 728 01:09:39,001 --> 01:09:40,042 It's alright. 729 01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:44,251 It's just that I... 730 01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:46,959 get very angry with... 731 01:09:51,626 --> 01:09:53,126 waiters who... 732 01:09:54,209 --> 01:09:56,459 well, don't do their job. 733 01:10:06,042 --> 01:10:07,501 Shall we sit down? 734 01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:11,542 Yes. 735 01:10:56,376 --> 01:10:57,334 Mm. 736 01:10:58,876 --> 01:11:00,126 Good coffee. 737 01:11:09,626 --> 01:11:10,751 Ah. 738 01:11:11,126 --> 01:11:12,126 Hilda. 739 01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,542 Hilda, Hilda, Hilda, Hilda. 740 01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:39,126 Would you like some sherry? 741 01:11:42,334 --> 01:11:43,417 No, I'm... 742 01:11:44,584 --> 01:11:46,251 fine with coffee, thank you. 743 01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:56,751 I'm going to have some. 744 01:12:00,167 --> 01:12:01,751 So, you'll have to join me. 745 01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:42,376 Here we are. 746 01:12:51,334 --> 01:12:52,834 Enjoy yourself. 747 01:13:03,959 --> 01:13:05,001 Cheerio. 748 01:13:05,084 --> 01:13:06,292 Oh, cheers. 749 01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:21,084 Do you, uh, listen to the radio much? 750 01:13:23,376 --> 01:13:24,417 I do. 751 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:26,876 Quite a lot. 752 01:13:28,876 --> 01:13:30,959 Which do you find easier... 753 01:13:31,501 --> 01:13:33,376 uh, watching television 754 01:13:33,792 --> 01:13:35,542 or radio? 755 01:13:35,626 --> 01:13:38,501 I find it easier watching the radio. 756 01:13:44,167 --> 01:13:46,084 Words, words, words... 757 01:13:55,334 --> 01:13:58,792 Let me rephrase my question. 758 01:14:03,376 --> 01:14:04,959 Which activity... 759 01:14:06,917 --> 01:14:08,167 do you find... 760 01:14:09,917 --> 01:14:11,584 uh, more satisfying? 761 01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:14,834 Watching the television, which... 762 01:14:16,709 --> 01:14:19,376 involves audio and visual signals 763 01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:21,709 or... 764 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:23,626 uh... 765 01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:27,876 listening to the radio, which is merely audial signals. 766 01:14:30,751 --> 01:14:33,084 The latter one perhaps involves a little more activity 767 01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:35,792 and consequently is a more satisfying... 768 01:14:39,084 --> 01:14:40,626 form of communication. 769 01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:45,626 You've read McLuhan? 770 01:14:45,834 --> 01:14:46,959 Yes, actually, I... 771 01:14:49,459 --> 01:14:53,084 I never actually got to the end of it though. 772 01:14:54,167 --> 01:14:57,417 Yes, they're difficult concepts. 773 01:14:58,959 --> 01:15:01,917 Drawing a distinction between... 774 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:07,042 the content of a communication and... 775 01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:11,292 the particular medium employed. 776 01:15:14,584 --> 01:15:17,501 And understanding the... 777 01:15:19,751 --> 01:15:21,542 relationship between them and... 778 01:15:23,959 --> 01:15:26,959 how they interact to produce the... 779 01:15:29,334 --> 01:15:31,209 well, the end product, meaning. 780 01:15:33,626 --> 01:15:38,709 And how, very frequently, a medium is the more important... 781 01:15:39,876 --> 01:15:43,084 in the transference of information. 782 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,792 Um, and... 783 01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:52,001 For example, um... 784 01:15:53,251 --> 01:15:58,626 this evening, I said to Hilda, "How are we?" 785 01:15:59,876 --> 01:16:00,917 "We." 786 01:16:01,709 --> 01:16:02,959 "How are we?" 787 01:16:05,084 --> 01:16:06,084 Um... 788 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:07,959 Which... 789 01:16:08,751 --> 01:16:11,001 well, she didn't understand. 790 01:16:12,626 --> 01:16:13,792 And... 791 01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:18,584 Well, one has to learn a language 792 01:16:19,334 --> 01:16:21,417 for communication. 793 01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:27,126 Like... like learning any foreign language. 794 01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:29,917 Yes. 795 01:16:30,834 --> 01:16:33,417 Do you speak any languages? 796 01:16:38,209 --> 01:16:39,709 I speak a little French. 797 01:16:42,709 --> 01:16:44,209 You're not drinking your sherry. 798 01:16:45,501 --> 01:16:48,667 No, I'm just finishing off my coffee. 799 01:17:04,126 --> 01:17:05,251 I... 800 01:17:06,042 --> 01:17:08,084 never know quite know what to say to her. 801 01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:11,334 Just say whatever you want to say. 802 01:17:12,167 --> 01:17:13,167 Well... 803 01:17:14,376 --> 01:17:15,959 Yes, but it's, uh... 804 01:17:16,459 --> 01:17:18,167 not just a question of... 805 01:17:19,584 --> 01:17:23,709 what to say, but in what terms to couch it. 806 01:17:24,667 --> 01:17:25,834 I mean, the... 807 01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:30,292 Well, the usual conversational gambits 808 01:17:31,459 --> 01:17:33,917 don't seem to be any use. 809 01:17:34,167 --> 01:17:35,292 I don't think... 810 01:17:37,292 --> 01:17:39,501 conversational gambits 811 01:17:40,876 --> 01:17:42,917 are ever of much use. 812 01:17:43,709 --> 01:17:45,001 They seem to me 813 01:17:46,126 --> 01:17:48,542 to be an evasion 814 01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:50,709 of what's going on. 815 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:52,084 Ah, well... 816 01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:55,501 depends how you define conversational gambit. 817 01:17:56,792 --> 01:17:57,959 It's just a... 818 01:17:58,834 --> 01:18:01,542 um... mechanical tool. 819 01:18:09,542 --> 01:18:10,917 I'm having more sherry. 820 01:18:14,209 --> 01:18:16,626 - Would you like some more? - No. No, I'm fine with this, thank you. 821 01:18:17,417 --> 01:18:18,501 Too late. 822 01:18:22,876 --> 01:18:23,917 Ah. 823 01:18:29,584 --> 01:18:31,042 What are you going to do? 824 01:18:32,626 --> 01:18:34,459 Hold it very steadily. 825 01:19:32,376 --> 01:19:33,542 I was, uh... 826 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:36,959 noticing the... 827 01:19:38,917 --> 01:19:40,959 design on the... 828 01:19:42,334 --> 01:19:43,376 couch. 829 01:19:44,167 --> 01:19:46,917 It's very unusual. 830 01:20:11,542 --> 01:20:13,709 I was thinking that... 831 01:20:15,251 --> 01:20:18,376 design is a kind of language... 832 01:20:22,834 --> 01:20:24,792 which convey... 833 01:20:27,709 --> 01:20:28,751 anything. 834 01:20:31,334 --> 01:20:34,292 A language in the sense that somebody... 835 01:20:36,001 --> 01:20:38,709 makes it in a certain way. Uh... 836 01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:40,959 Um... 837 01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,084 Even lampshades or... 838 01:20:44,626 --> 01:20:47,209 tables, furniture... 839 01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:50,417 houses. 840 01:20:54,001 --> 01:20:55,042 Cars. 841 01:20:56,626 --> 01:20:59,292 Ships, aeroplanes. 842 01:21:03,376 --> 01:21:04,626 Pottery. 843 01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:09,792 Plates and... cutlery. 844 01:21:11,917 --> 01:21:12,959 Jewellery. 845 01:21:17,251 --> 01:21:20,167 Clothes, shoes, carpets. 846 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,209 Glasses. 847 01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:27,459 Bulldozers and... 848 01:22:21,751 --> 01:22:23,334 You're not having any more, hm? 849 01:22:23,459 --> 01:22:26,751 Ah, no. I was fine with that, thank you. 850 01:22:33,376 --> 01:22:34,584 Are you sure? 851 01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:38,001 Yes. Oh, yes, yes. 852 01:22:38,084 --> 01:22:39,251 Really, thank you. 853 01:22:40,042 --> 01:22:41,209 Yes, that was fine. 854 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:43,792 Yes. 855 01:22:46,459 --> 01:22:47,792 I'm having some more. 856 01:22:54,334 --> 01:22:56,376 Would you like some nuts? 857 01:23:00,751 --> 01:23:03,334 No. No. Thank you. 858 01:23:07,126 --> 01:23:10,334 I haven't got any nuts, anyway. 859 01:23:23,084 --> 01:23:24,542 What's the matter? 860 01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:33,167 I was busy saying something to you in my head. 861 01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:35,792 It was quite amusing. 862 01:23:38,751 --> 01:23:39,626 What? 863 01:23:41,459 --> 01:23:42,709 I was saying to you... 864 01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:48,584 "take your trousers off." 865 01:23:56,001 --> 01:23:57,042 Mm... 866 01:23:57,209 --> 01:23:58,542 It was a sort of, um... 867 01:23:59,584 --> 01:24:00,667 joke. 868 01:24:14,376 --> 01:24:16,126 Actually, it wasn't a joke. 869 01:24:17,751 --> 01:24:18,917 It wasn't a joke. 870 01:24:19,709 --> 01:24:20,792 Really. 871 01:24:23,167 --> 01:24:24,501 I mean... 872 01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:27,126 Well... in the sense that... 873 01:24:29,876 --> 01:24:31,126 if we could... 874 01:24:33,501 --> 01:24:35,126 if we get around to... 875 01:24:40,376 --> 01:24:43,167 touching one another, it wouldn't be a bad thing. 876 01:25:26,876 --> 01:25:27,876 I'm, uh... 877 01:25:28,542 --> 01:25:29,751 sorry, I, uh... 878 01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:36,709 didn't know what to... say. 879 01:27:14,792 --> 01:27:15,792 Mm... 880 01:27:16,501 --> 01:27:17,709 Really... 881 01:27:18,459 --> 01:27:21,876 didn't know what to say. 882 01:27:29,417 --> 01:27:30,459 Oh. 883 01:27:58,334 --> 01:27:59,334 W... 884 01:28:02,542 --> 01:28:04,959 Would you like a cup of coffee or something? 885 01:28:05,917 --> 01:28:06,959 Yes. 886 01:28:08,542 --> 01:28:10,917 Yes, that would be very nice. 887 01:28:11,959 --> 01:28:13,376 - Thank you. - Right. 888 01:29:34,584 --> 01:29:37,126 Would you mind if I... 889 01:29:38,126 --> 01:29:39,126 uh... 890 01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:45,001 changed my mind about the coffee? 891 01:29:48,626 --> 01:29:49,792 I... 892 01:29:51,001 --> 01:29:54,209 think I should be getting along. 893 01:29:54,292 --> 01:29:55,376 Fine. 894 01:30:05,001 --> 01:30:06,417 I'll, uh... 895 01:30:07,126 --> 01:30:09,834 just, uh... I'll get my coat. 896 01:30:19,001 --> 01:30:20,126 Uh... 897 01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:22,626 Are you alright? 898 01:30:23,834 --> 01:30:24,917 Yes. 899 01:30:25,959 --> 01:30:28,334 Yes, oh, yes. 900 01:30:28,417 --> 01:30:29,626 Fine, thank you. 901 01:30:33,959 --> 01:30:35,167 Um... 902 01:30:37,042 --> 01:30:39,084 Sorry about the coffee. 903 01:30:41,001 --> 01:30:42,292 That's alright. 904 01:30:54,626 --> 01:30:55,834 Good night... 905 01:30:58,334 --> 01:30:59,417 Good night. 906 01:31:23,417 --> 01:31:26,417 ♪ Mama don't allow no marijuana here ♪ 907 01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:31,834 ♪ Mama don't allow no marijuana here ♪ 908 01:31:33,584 --> 01:31:36,417 ♪ Well, we don't care what mama don't allow ♪ 909 01:31:36,501 --> 01:31:38,626 ♪ Gonna smoke marijuana any... ♪ 910 01:31:38,876 --> 01:31:40,126 ♪ Anyhow ♪ 911 01:31:40,209 --> 01:31:43,251 ♪ Mama don't allow no marijuana here ♪ 912 01:31:59,209 --> 01:32:00,209 Hello. 913 01:32:00,459 --> 01:32:01,417 Hello. 914 01:32:03,334 --> 01:32:06,417 I wondered if you'd like to come in for a binge. 915 01:32:09,042 --> 01:32:11,001 Well, I were just off up West End. 916 01:32:13,376 --> 01:32:14,459 Oh? 917 01:32:14,542 --> 01:32:16,292 I'm... I'm going to Cousins. 918 01:32:18,751 --> 01:32:19,709 Oh. 919 01:32:21,542 --> 01:32:23,709 I didn't know you had relatives in London. 920 01:32:24,709 --> 01:32:26,251 No, um... 921 01:32:26,501 --> 01:32:28,917 Les Cousins, um, a folk club. 922 01:32:30,417 --> 01:32:31,834 - Oh. - Got to get the bus. 923 01:32:32,292 --> 01:32:33,292 Oh. 924 01:32:35,084 --> 01:32:36,042 Well... 925 01:32:37,126 --> 01:32:38,917 - Have a nice time. - Aye. 926 01:32:39,667 --> 01:32:41,042 - See ya. - See you. 927 01:32:41,126 --> 01:32:42,876 - Cheerio. - Bye. 928 01:33:36,459 --> 01:33:38,334 Look at all these cars piled up. 929 01:33:41,626 --> 01:33:43,917 I wonder what all the people do for a living. 930 01:33:46,792 --> 01:33:47,917 In the cars. 931 01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:52,417 Eh? 932 01:34:55,167 --> 01:34:57,501 Had to go and discuss it with, uh... 933 01:35:03,084 --> 01:35:04,792 Peter, do you like Peanuts? 934 01:35:06,792 --> 01:35:09,501 The humour project, next term, for the Thirds. 935 01:35:09,584 --> 01:35:12,667 I've decided, in fact, that the... Just to confine it to literature 936 01:35:12,751 --> 01:35:14,084 is somewhat irrelevant. 937 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:18,292 That, really, they should understand why they laugh. 938 01:35:18,959 --> 01:35:23,459 Like, Tom and Jerry, what are the elements in the humour that they see on television, 939 01:35:24,001 --> 01:35:28,167 and films, and graphic humour, cartoons. 940 01:35:29,167 --> 01:35:30,834 Who's your favourite cartoonist? 941 01:35:33,709 --> 01:35:34,709 Um... 942 01:35:37,126 --> 01:35:38,709 Jokes, of course. 943 01:35:39,167 --> 01:35:40,876 Collate them, categorise them, 944 01:35:41,376 --> 01:35:42,709 so that they begin to understand 945 01:35:42,792 --> 01:35:46,042 that, really, there are only about four or five 946 01:35:47,251 --> 01:35:49,584 classifiable sorts of joke. 947 01:35:49,667 --> 01:35:52,001 There's, you know, the shaggy dog, the pun and so on. 948 01:35:52,084 --> 01:35:53,251 Good jokes and bad jokes. 949 01:35:53,334 --> 01:35:56,417 Why are jokes good, why are jokes bad sometimes? 950 01:35:58,376 --> 01:35:59,584 What do you think about all that? 951 01:36:00,167 --> 01:36:02,626 Well, the Thirds... 952 01:36:03,417 --> 01:36:06,042 I don't think they've got much sense of humour at that age. 953 01:36:06,126 --> 01:36:07,876 Well, I think you underestimate them. 954 01:36:10,292 --> 01:36:11,626 Right, coffee's over. 955 01:36:17,001 --> 01:36:18,626 Back... back to the summit. 956 01:36:33,376 --> 01:36:34,501 OK? 957 01:36:45,334 --> 01:36:46,542 Perhaps if you... 958 01:36:46,751 --> 01:36:49,292 if you read this book, you'd be able to understand. 959 01:36:53,792 --> 01:36:56,001 You don't realise that there are a lot of people... 960 01:36:56,084 --> 01:36:58,626 Jesus Christ! 961 01:37:01,001 --> 01:37:02,417 Jesus Christ? 962 01:37:03,876 --> 01:37:07,417 There you see, that's... that's proof that you don't understand. 963 01:37:08,001 --> 01:37:11,001 Because Jesus was a faith healer. 964 01:37:17,417 --> 01:37:18,959 Didn't you know that, Sylvia? 965 01:37:20,626 --> 01:37:22,542 You've got to let me take her. 966 01:37:25,667 --> 01:37:26,709 Please. 967 01:37:27,042 --> 01:37:29,334 Please, please, Sylvia! 968 01:37:34,126 --> 01:37:35,834 Hey! 969 01:37:41,459 --> 01:37:43,251 I don't want Hilda to go. 970 01:37:44,459 --> 01:37:45,917 Well, I want to take her. 971 01:37:47,376 --> 01:37:48,792 Well, I'm sorry, you can't. 972 01:37:48,876 --> 01:37:52,709 Yes, I can, if I want to take her and once I've made up my mind about something, 973 01:37:53,334 --> 01:37:55,834 I'm going to do it, and I will take her. 974 01:37:56,542 --> 01:37:58,876 I shall go and take her from the centre one day. 975 01:37:59,626 --> 01:38:01,251 You can't do that. 976 01:38:02,709 --> 01:38:03,792 Don't be silly. 977 01:38:03,876 --> 01:38:05,626 Yes, I can, if I want to. 978 01:38:06,667 --> 01:38:08,376 How would you like it? 979 01:38:09,084 --> 01:38:11,292 If you were in the same position as her 980 01:38:13,084 --> 01:38:15,001 and somebody said that you couldn't go? 981 01:38:15,417 --> 01:38:16,834 How would you like it? 982 01:38:18,334 --> 01:38:19,459 Hm? 983 01:38:19,834 --> 01:38:21,334 Can't answer that, can you? 984 01:38:22,084 --> 01:38:23,834 Pat, I don't want her to go. 985 01:38:30,001 --> 01:38:33,001 It's only because you don't understand about it, Sylvia. 986 01:38:43,667 --> 01:38:48,209 Look, I'm sorry, Pat, but she's... she's just not going, OK. 987 01:38:54,626 --> 01:39:00,209 ♪ What more perversion could a man desire ♪ 988 01:39:00,667 --> 01:39:05,376 ♪ Than to beat his wife with a rubber tyre ♪ 989 01:39:06,376 --> 01:39:10,459 ♪ Just lay me down in me native peat ♪ 990 01:39:10,834 --> 01:39:15,084 ♪ With a jug of punch at me head and feet ♪ 991 01:39:16,209 --> 01:39:18,751 ♪ Toora-loora-loo ♪ 992 01:39:18,834 --> 01:39:20,834 ♪ Toora-loora-loo ♪ 993 01:39:21,167 --> 01:39:23,834 ♪ Toora-loora-loo ♪ 994 01:39:23,917 --> 01:39:26,251 ♪ Toora-loora-loo ♪ 995 01:39:26,501 --> 01:39:30,459 ♪ The bird he sang on a lilac bunch ♪ 996 01:39:30,584 --> 01:39:34,834 ♪ And the song he sang was a jug of punch ♪ 997 01:39:39,209 --> 01:39:40,584 Did you like that, then? 998 01:39:52,251 --> 01:39:53,376 How are you? 999 01:39:54,584 --> 01:39:55,626 Fine. 1000 01:39:56,417 --> 01:39:57,417 Fine. 1001 01:39:58,501 --> 01:39:59,584 How are you? 1002 01:40:02,126 --> 01:40:04,584 Alright. I suppose. 1003 01:40:18,251 --> 01:40:19,834 How are the mornings? 1004 01:40:25,042 --> 01:40:26,626 Ah... Fine. 1005 01:40:27,251 --> 01:40:28,292 Fine. 1006 01:40:36,001 --> 01:40:39,834 It's just like Romeo and Juliet all over again, isn't it, Hilda? 1007 01:40:57,167 --> 01:40:58,292 Well... 1008 01:41:00,126 --> 01:41:01,292 I better go. 1009 01:41:01,751 --> 01:41:02,792 Yes. 1010 01:41:07,876 --> 01:41:09,042 I'll see you again. 1011 01:41:10,542 --> 01:41:11,584 Yes. 1012 01:41:18,501 --> 01:41:19,542 Hilda. 1013 01:42:05,626 --> 01:42:08,001 I'll have to, like, give you t'key. 1014 01:42:10,834 --> 01:42:11,792 There. 1015 01:42:13,542 --> 01:42:14,542 But why? 1016 01:42:14,626 --> 01:42:16,376 We're, like, moving out, like. 1017 01:42:21,459 --> 01:42:22,584 You didn't tell me. 1018 01:42:23,542 --> 01:42:25,751 I-I didn't, like, know till Thursday. 1019 01:42:26,209 --> 01:42:28,167 Afraid one of our star turns has dropped out, 1020 01:42:28,251 --> 01:42:31,251 so we have to lay old Norman off for a bit, I think. 1021 01:42:55,626 --> 01:42:56,667 Go on! 1022 01:42:57,626 --> 01:42:59,251 Look out, I'll run your feet over! 1023 01:43:00,834 --> 01:43:01,917 Shit. 1024 01:43:17,626 --> 01:43:18,709 Hilda! 1025 01:44:08,459 --> 01:44:13,209 ♪ Two old ladies locked in the lavatory ♪ 1026 01:44:14,167 --> 01:44:19,126 ♪ They've been there from Monday to Saturday ♪ 1027 01:44:45,584 --> 01:44:47,501 Come and lean on my piano. 1028 01:45:09,292 --> 01:45:12,834 We must buy you a new cardigan, sometime. 1029 01:45:23,501 --> 01:45:26,042 Come on, come and tell me all about it. 1030 01:45:44,667 --> 01:45:46,167 Isn't she sweet? 1031 01:45:55,501 --> 01:45:58,126 I really came round to... to get out of the house. 1032 01:46:01,584 --> 01:46:02,667 How's your mum? 1033 01:46:05,167 --> 01:46:08,126 She's not really getting any... any better. 1034 01:46:11,251 --> 01:46:13,376 This week, she's really been much worse. 1035 01:46:15,959 --> 01:46:17,876 I don't think we should talk about it. 1036 01:46:36,292 --> 01:46:38,209 Can't you help me? 1037 01:46:40,459 --> 01:46:42,542 Can't you help me! 1038 01:47:22,834 --> 01:47:25,209 I'm sorry, Sylvia. I didn't mean... 1039 01:47:25,792 --> 01:47:27,459 mean to get in such a state. 1040 01:47:30,251 --> 01:47:31,334 I better be going. 1041 01:47:34,751 --> 01:47:36,542 Thank you very much for the coffee. 1042 01:47:40,542 --> 01:47:44,084 I don't suppose Hilda would like to come to the pictures, would she? 1043 01:47:45,251 --> 01:47:46,251 Oh. 1044 01:47:47,209 --> 01:47:48,251 Oh, yes. 1045 01:47:50,126 --> 01:47:53,417 Yes, that would be a very good idea, actually. 1046 01:47:54,542 --> 01:47:55,584 Thank you. 1047 01:48:01,959 --> 01:48:04,251 It's a shame you won't be coming with us, Sylvia. 1048 01:48:14,501 --> 01:48:15,834 Have a nice time. 1049 01:48:16,626 --> 01:48:17,751 Bye-bye. 63678

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