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CHARLIE: 'Life in the city
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'which is why a luxury hotel
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Good morning, sir.
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'A place where you're treated
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Very good to see you again.
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Babycham? Certainly, sir.
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'Where your every need is catered
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'How do we manage to make it look
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A caffeine-only-based diet
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It is the end of the month.
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And my third shift
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Tits and teeth.
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'The trick is in the mask.'
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'The great thing about working
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'is that the mask is the work.
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'It comes with the uniform.'
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Showtime.
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GUNSHOT
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'You're out there,
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'and on your game 24/7.'
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'But always remembering
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'And that is to provide a service.'
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'Though some services
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MUSIC: 'Lady Marmalade'
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'Or known to the management.'
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# Hey sister, go sister
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THEY LAUGH
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'The bad thing about working
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'is that you're out there,
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'and on your game 24/7.'
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'And if you don't like
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'you'd better not let it show.'
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You have got to be joking.
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We are so thrilled you've chosen us
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This is my wife's first major event
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and she's terribly nervous,
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Well, we can walk you through
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whenever you're ready.
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This way. Our receptionist, Anna,
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Anna, this is
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Yes, of course it is.
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THEME MUSIC PLAYING
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One month's use of a MiG fighter.
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Excellent. If you sell
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you stand a chance of bidding.
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I need everyone
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If this ball becomes part
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it will mean huge revenue
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Oh, any idea what was going on
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Haven't got a clue.
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The only attitude I need
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professional grovelling.
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James, how's it going?
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Fine. Oh, actually, no.
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The chef they've brought in
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celebrity Italian lunatic
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Seems to have a bit of a history
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Really? Do you think it'll affect
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It could affect them
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Do whatever it takes, James.
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If it means one of them ending up
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then so be it.
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Charlie, this way, please.
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Straighten those, will you?
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Hey, Charlie. Listen to this.
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Julian Henry Cromwell-Carey,
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is the heir to the 12th
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He's 47 years old.
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He's the 457th richest man
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according to The Rich List,
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and he recently married
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These are very important guests
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that I want you all
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over the next 24 hours, and that,
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By rights, I should have had
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but my father blew it
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I came out on Old Compton Street,
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it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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THEY ALL CHUCKLE
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What's this?
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Oh, plans for the ball.
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Seen this? Switchback the rapper
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and he's staying here.
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Switchback?
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Switchback. He's the new Dizzee.
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Good heavens! Listen to this.
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"Yo! The Black man ain't no diptych.
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"No soul in an arsehole, bro.
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"You dip there one time, I bust
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CHUCKLES
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Wait, wait. That homophobic rapper
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To sell more records. Tell him, Ben.
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Why me? Because I'm Black?
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You should go see him.
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What the hell do you know
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Right. OK.
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Anna. The plans?
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I, er, just wanted to help
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by taking these plans up
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I can't have any complaints.
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There won't be any, I promise.
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Very prompt. Thank you, Anna.
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Where is Lord Stanwood?
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Oh, he's through in the shower.
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Oh, anything you can't quite place,
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on the designer's name and price.
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Actually, you're to blame
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Me?
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You don't remember
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I'd just come to work
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and you had had a one-night fling
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with that guy, remember?
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And you said that
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the richest man we could, marry him
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and live like princesses
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Well, I must have been
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I met Julian at the Chesterton
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Six months later,
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Oh, how sweet.
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You see, when I get married,
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it'll for be something
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than money and possessions.
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But the best part is,
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we are absolutely
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and it's all down to you.
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Can't believe
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The way you used to talk, I thought
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or at least be running one.
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Yeah, because actually, I am.
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Oh, really? Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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No-one else knows about it yet,
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but yes, the hotel have asked me
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to take over from Rebecca
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So that's why you've changed
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The name?
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Thornton-Wilton.
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Looks so much more impressive
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Darling, which suitcase
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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This is Anna.
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I told you about her, remember?
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The unpopular receptionist
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Oh, I'm delighted to meet you.
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I'm the manager.
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so I'll be showing you around.
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Well, it seems like
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since the Chesterton,
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CATHERINE SHRIEKS
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That press conference was fast, man.
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You let that guy
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and in letting that guy diss me,
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And if somebody disses me,
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they ain't on my radar no more,
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I got the press conference bit,
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but you lost me somewhere
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Just get me to my room, bro, yeah?
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OK?
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Sir, anything I can help with?
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Let me see. Do you have a gun?
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Unfortunately, we're not licenced
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What a shame.
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You've no idea how many times a day
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We're with the record company.
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Excellent. This way.
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Key cards for Cane Row Records,
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Thank you. All right.
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It's adjoining rooms
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The suite's on the right
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All right.
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LIFT BELL CHIMES
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Anna, the ladies' toilets
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Yes, are strictly
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and their very important guests.
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No, I mean that somebody has been...
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I thought I made myself
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that the other guests can use
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God. Shall we through
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So, this is the ballroom.
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What the hell is she up to?
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Tony, Tony, Tony.
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Can we stop dilly dallying, please?
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Now, what time are the jugglers
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I need them here before five.
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Anna?
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Charlie! Charlie's here, everyone.
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I shall leave you
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and you can continue the grand tour,
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Can I just ask...?
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but later, because
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Does she ever stop?
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Unfortunately not.
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You see?
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About £100.
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Wait here.
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DOOR ENTRY SYSTEM BEEPS
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Housekeeping.
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MUSIC PLAYING
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What are you doing?
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Just seeing if the guests
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And? They haven't,
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You've got 30 seconds.
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It seems somebody's been telling
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How was I supposed to know
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I thought she was still
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and she'd come to spy on us
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So you two are friends?
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Yes, but we fell out when she slept
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and I called her
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Hm. She's obviously shifted up
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OK. You were obviously embarrassed
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when you found out she was here
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so you told her
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Am I right?
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Deputy manager?
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You told her you were
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In waiting.
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SCOFFS
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You've really surpassed yourself
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I'm gobsmacked.
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Well, no, it's just because
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and she was being so bloody smug,
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and you see, because all my life,
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I've dreamt of living
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with money and glamour.
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And then suddenly, she's living
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It's just not fair.
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I'd actually prefer
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How long have we known each other?
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And have I ever asked
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No, not as desperately as this.
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Oh! Don't even start
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I mean, shagging and marrying
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What does that make her?
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And maybe a little bit happy?
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OK, so what if I was, say,
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just for the afternoon?
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That'd mean I could deal with
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and that'll leave you free
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and no-one else need know.
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Just you and I.
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Yes, and Lady Stanwood.
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But that way everybody wins.
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And I promise I'll stop
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And if Rebecca rumbles me,
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then I'm on my own.
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You think being in management
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Well, pretty much. Come on.
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Will you let me?
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You should be careful
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Is that a yes?
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WATER SPLASHING
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Ben! Whoa. I thought it was you
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Benjamin Trueman.
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LAUGHS
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Hey, never better, blud.
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You're looking good.
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Look at you, all slicked up, bro.
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It goes with the job.
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Look, I'd better get back
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Seven years, man.
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This calls for a party.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Hey, we are having a party, bro.
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Get the bredrins rounded up,
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Know what I'm sayin'?
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Hey, this moment needs marking, man.
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Top, top ladies. Pootie time.
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Know what I mean?
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Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good, bro.
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That's the old Benjamin
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SIGHS
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Now, this is Monsieur Matsui.
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He pays double for double.
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DOOR ENTRY SYSTEM BEEPS
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Come on.
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Go ahead.
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MUSIC: 'Lady Marmalade'
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# Hey sister, go sister
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# Go sister, go
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# Mocha chocolata ha
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# Coucher ce soir?
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# Wrong, wrong, that's right
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I'm sorry, I can't.
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# Gotta keep up
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Oh!
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Don't worry, don't worry.
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Gianlucca and Martin
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Gianlucca worked through
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most of the female waiting staff
291
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and then started on Martin's wife.
292
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She left Martin
293
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They're both professionals.
294
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They won't put personal issues
295
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Martin never recovered.
296
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recovered, relapsed
297
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You're worrying too much.
298
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SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY DIN
299
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Ah, madam.
300
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Welcome, welcome, welcome
301
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I hope everything
302
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,000
Very much, very much.
303
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And it's so good to see
304
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CHUCKLES
305
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Universal adulation
306
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He's still the same old Gianni.
307
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Right, well, have a good night
308
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,960
Engine room? You sycophantic idiot.
309
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Just get on with your British slop,
310
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Leave Gianni to take care of
311
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Discerning palate?
312
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You wouldn't know
313
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if it came up and slapped you
314
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Piggy eyes?
315
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You pig-ugly English cretin.
316
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Wop prat!
317
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You want to make something
318
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MUSIC PLAYING
319
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KNOCKS AT DOOR AND MUSIC STOPS
320
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Poon tang?
321
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Skirt, and...
322
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Honeys and snort.
323
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Girls and chang, bro.
324
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Three or four girls
325
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Don't hand over the dosh yet, pal,
326
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,960
Sorry, I don't normally do this.
327
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Look, I'll organise everything.
328
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,640
All right?
329
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Right. Good.
330
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,960
EXHALES
331
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,960
What was all that about?
332
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,800
I said he has to pay the company,
333
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,960
Yeah, good work.
334
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,960
TAPS PHONE KEYPAD
335
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
336
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I've been lucky.
337
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Especially considering
338
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the standard of work recently
339
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,960
What's all this about?
340
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,960
I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
341
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,960
It's not hurting anyone.
342
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960
It's just a few regular guests.
343
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,960
Was it Tanya who told you?
344
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,480
No, actually, it was you. Right now.
345
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,960
Why don't you tell me
346
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,960
for these regular guests?
347
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,960
We just take off our dresses
348
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,960
There's no touching, see?
349
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,960
The harm is that
350
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,960
not some two-star peep show.
351
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
So I'm going to give you
352
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,960
I'm going to give
353
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,960
Either do the job properly
354
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,960
or go find work elsewhere.
355
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,640
You know,
356
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,960
it's not such a bad idea.
357
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HOUSEKEEPING STAFF CHAT
358
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,960
It's not too late
359
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
You're not serious?
360
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,160
Well, a lot of guests come here
361
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,960
You and your cohorts are out.
362
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,480
But you'll have over a hundred rooms
363
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,960
I'll manage.
364
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,960
'Parties in five-star hotels
365
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,960
'You can spend upwards of £500,000
366
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960
'importing the Milan
367
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,800
'and the latest Italian diva
368
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,960
'celebs swanning around.
369
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,960
'Auctions can offer anything
370
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,960
'to a week's well-digging
371
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960
Turn left and head downstairs.
372
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,960
'It's not what you know. It's who.'
373
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,960
Oh! How are you?
374
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,960
'With guests paying
375
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,960
'you can really push the boat out.'
376
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960
'The more money you spend,
377
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,960
'When you're paying £1,000 a night
378
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,960
'whatever your needs are,
379
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,160
'As long as the room
380
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,960
'rules can be bent
381
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,800
'and staff can suffer
382
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,960
'Sometimes we'll even go
383
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,960
'Celebrities and pop stars
384
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,960
'When you live your life in hotels,
385
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,960
'you start to treat them
386
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,800
Well? Well, I think
387
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,960
I think you're absolutely right.
388
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,960
Rebecca? We have a little problem
389
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,960
Well, can't you deal with it, James?
390
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,000
Not this time, no.
391
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,320
Oh!
392
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,960
When do you think I should change?
393
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,960
Into what? A receptionist?
394
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,960
No, I told you. I have
395
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,960
I thought that a simple dress
396
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,960
You're going to the ball?
397
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,960
Yes, of course
398
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,960
One-to-one management, Ben.
399
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,960
Good evening.
400
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:16,960
See you in there.
401
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,960
SHOUTING AND CLAMOURING
402
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,320
What is this, Gangs Of New York?
403
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,960
And what are you doing here?
404
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,960
I come here for ice.
405
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,960
And this English stick-up slob
406
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,000
It is not the country!
407
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,960
It's just the testosterone-fuelled
408
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,960
You limp little pig dog!
409
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,320
I suggest that you get your ice
410
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,480
No, no, no, no.
411
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,960
I don't take this lying down.
412
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,960
This is about everything,
413
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,960
My culture, my national pride.
414
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,960
The very core of Gino.
415
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960
MUTTERS
416
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,960
Hey, where are you going,
417
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,960
And you lot are going
418
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,960
and produce some of the finest food
419
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,960
And we are going to stand here
420
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Hey, I will not be treated like...
421
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,320
OK, everybody. Back to work.
422
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,960
Back to work, boys.
423
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,960
Come on.
424
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,960
ANIMATED CHATTER
425
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960
Hey! Let's get it on!
426
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,960
Benjamin.
427
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:32,960
Got the bredrins in the yard.
428
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,960
SWITCHBACK LAUGHS
429
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,960
Looks like you've got it
430
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,960
Look, get yourself up there pronto
431
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,960
All right? Benjamin.
432
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,960
Mm.
433
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,960
All right.
434
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,960
Well, well, blud.
435
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,960
Oh, we were at school together.
436
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,960
Ah, so you're old friends?
437
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,960
No, we were at school together.
438
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,960
We really need to get the stragglers
439
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,000
Yes, of course, Lord Stanwood.
440
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,960
Julian.
441
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,960
I trust that you're satisfied
442
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,960
Absolutely!
443
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,960
No...
444
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,000
I think one of us should be inside,
445
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,480
Of course.
446
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,960
See you later, Julian.
447
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,960
GIGGLES
448
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,960
Doesn't everyone look amazing?
449
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,960
And just to think,
450
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,960
Yeah, the five-star meal,
451
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,960
might have something
452
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,000
LAUGHS
453
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,960
Do you know what, though?
454
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,960
Imagine how absolutely terrible
455
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,960
if something suddenly went wrong.
456
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,960
Like what?
457
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,160
Well, any number of things, really.
458
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,640
At events such as these,
459
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,000
which is why I believe you should
460
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,640
Someone like you, you mean?
461
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,960
Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
462
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,960
Well, you need to have a costume.
463
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,000
Yeah, I could get a costume.
464
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,160
I'll call the hire store,
465
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,960
LAUGHS
466
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,960
There's no need to put yourself out.
467
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,960
At the Chesterton, you called me
468
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,960
Slag, actually.
469
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,960
Let's drop the act, shall we?
470
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,960
We never really liked each other.
471
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,960
If I need you, I'll find you.
472
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,960
With the rest of the workers. Ciao.
473
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,960
Cirencester.
474
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,960
Is that where you're from?
475
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,960
It's who we are.
476
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,960
Have we got them?
477
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,960
They were to be left at the desk
478
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,960
Cirencester.
479
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Are you staying with us?
480
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,960
Staying at the Ritz.
481
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,960
We always stay at the Ritz.
482
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,960
Are you sure you left proper
483
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,320
Of course I did.
484
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,960
who can't find anything.
485
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,800
We don't appear to have them.
486
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,960
Have you checked with the Ritz?
487
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,960
I'll call you a cab.
488
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,960
Taxi, please.
489
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,960
So, these girls,
490
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,960
Yeah. It's happening
491
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,160
Dave tipped me off.
492
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:23,960
What? I looked into it on one of
493
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,960
Apparently, it started at Babylon.
494
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,640
This chambermaid service thing,
495
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,960
Prices and everything.
496
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,960
I've got a babysitter at home.
497
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,960
I want the names behind this.
498
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,640
Anyway, what's wrong with the buff?
499
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,480
Well, if anybody said to Gino,
500
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,480
"in just a bow tie
501
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:49,320
"no touchy-feely,"
502
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,480
LIFT DOOR CLANGS SHUT
503
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,960
Don't know about you, but I'll never
504
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,960
Hi, Tony.
505
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,960
GASPS
506
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,960
Oh!
507
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,960
GASPS
508
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,960
EXHALES
509
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,960
Oh, yes. You shall go to the ball.
510
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,960
SQUEALS AND GIGGLES
511
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,480
As simple as possible.
512
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,960
Unbelievable.
513
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,960
I'm absolutely mad that you just...
514
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,960
I understand.
515
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,480
First of all,
516
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,960
I truly do. I really do.
517
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,960
I understand.
518
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,960
Hello. Yes. The theme is Venetian.
519
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:04,960
Italy? Romans? Ice cream?
520
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,960
Hello?
521
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,960
Sorry about this. Ben?
522
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,160
Would you mind looking after
523
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,320
Have you organised it or not?
524
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,960
Sir, what we're going to do...
525
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,320
Excuse me, ladies.
526
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:20,960
What the hell is going on?
527
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,960
A guest asked for girls.
528
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960
But these aren't my girls.
529
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,960
Haven't you learnt since last time?
530
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,960
You said, "Whatever a guest needs,
531
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,960
A guest needed girls,
532
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:33,960
I was going to share the...
533
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,960
Last chance. One more strike,
534
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,320
Yeah.
535
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,960
There. Ben?
536
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,800
Ben!
537
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,320
Oh!
538
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,960
Good evening.
539
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,160
STRING MUSIC PLAYING
540
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,640
GIGGLES
541
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,960
LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
542
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,800
ANIMATED CHATTER
543
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,960
Ya reachin' the yard already.
544
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,960
Whatever you want, ladies.
545
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,960
Help yourselves. Drinks, food.
546
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,960
Hey, my man, Benjamin.
547
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,640
LAUGHS
548
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,960
Looks like you've got
549
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,960
CHUCKLES
550
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,960
and all yours, whatever you want.
551
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,960
LAUGHS
552
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,960
Give me a beer, man.
553
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,000
Let's party in the yard now.
554
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,960
You all remember Benjamin?
555
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
Hey!
556
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,960
One more, then we're on the flat.
557
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,960
Take me through which part
558
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,960
It was a bad line with my supplier.
559
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,960
LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
560
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,960
Which one do you want?
561
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,800
Which one? Come on, man. Which one?
562
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,960
Her.
563
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,960
CHUCKLES
564
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,160
Hey, girl.
565
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,960
Hey, girl.
566
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,960
Let's go.
567
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,960
Where to?
568
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,960
What's wrong?
569
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,320
Nothing. It's just been a while
570
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,960
Oh.
571
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,480
Forget about them.
572
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,960
OK.
573
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,960
What is it?
574
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,640
HE SIGHS
575
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,320
You're not really into this,
576
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,960
What do you mean?
577
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960
What do you think?
578
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,960
The only person you're fooling
579
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,960
You're right.
580
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,960
Ben, wait.
581
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,960
What's going on?
582
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,960
Why don't you ask your friend?
583
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,960
What's going on, man?
584
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,800
Look, maybe you should just leave,
585
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,960
Because you ain't the guy I knew.
586
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,960
And you sure as hell
587
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,960
But I suppose you just
588
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,960
Let me tell you all a little bit
589
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,160
Shut up, man. The big macho guy
590
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,480
Don't listen to him.
591
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,960
And the whole star thing going on.
592
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,960
That's OK. I understand.
593
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,960
Am I right?
594
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,000
No. You never could take me,
595
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,960
You want to know
596
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,960
You.
597
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,960
If you hate fags, bro,
598
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,960
And next time
599
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,960
I'll break all your fingers,
600
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,960
SCOFFS
601
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:53,960
Come on. Let's go.
602
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,960
Um, I'd like to introduce
603
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,320
the fabulous Mr Julian Clary.
604
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,960
APPLAUSE
605
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,960
Thank you very much indeed, ladies.
606
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:10,640
I am indeed Julian Clary,
607
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,960
Good evening, Lord Stanwood.
608
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,320
No, no, no.
609
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,960
The whole point of a masked ball
610
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,320
Oh, I see. And you can be
611
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,960
No past, no future,
612
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,800
Is there any other way to live?
613
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,960
Quite.
614
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,960
Thank you.
615
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,960
SIGHS
616
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,640
Our next slot is a luxury holiday
617
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,960
Oh!
618
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,960
APPLAUSE
619
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,960
A paradise island.
620
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,960
Who'd like to start us off?
621
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,320
£5,000.
622
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,480
Thank you.
623
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,960
Oh, gosh, I'd kill
624
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,480
Let's hope it doesn't come to that!
625
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,960
Thank you very much indeed, madam.
626
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,960
APPLAUSE
627
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,960
This is a luxury holiday.
628
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,960
Put your hand up.
629
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,960
Any more for any more?
630
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,960
Yes, madam?
631
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Say £20,000.
632
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,960
£20,000.
633
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
634
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,640
At last. Someone entering into
635
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,960
Thank you, madam.
636
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,000
Going, going...
637
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,960
GAVEL STRIKES
638
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,960
Sold to you, madam.
639
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,800
APPLAUSE
640
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,960
INDISTINCT CHATTER
641
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,960
Threw everybody out.
642
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,000
Still paid for everything, though.
643
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,160
And I got some pictures of party boy
644
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,630
Ladies, if you'd follow me.
645
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,960
What are you doing?
646
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,480
Maybe I didn't make myself clear
647
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,960
No, you were perfectly clear.
648
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,960
You were worried
649
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,960
but do you know something?
650
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,960
I've never felt more at home.
651
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,960
Leave now, Anna.
652
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,630
Relax. Enjoy your evening.
653
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:32,150
Come, my dear.
654
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,960
Ah.
655
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,960
Why don't we go and mingle?
656
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,960
Hey! Get back here!
657
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,630
You beat me, you greaseball!
658
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,960
INDISTINCT BRAWLING
659
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,960
I don't know why they can't treat
660
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,960
without taking them to hospital.
661
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,480
Well, maybe if the level
662
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,960
had been treated
663
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,800
we could have avoided
664
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,960
Smugness really doesn't suit you,
665
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,800
BRAWLING CONTINUES
666
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,480
Ah, Jackie.
667
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,960
SIREN WAILS
668
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,960
What would you give
669
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,960
behind the chambermaid scam?
670
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,640
One of my lads found these
671
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,960
There's loads of them, apparently.
672
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,960
The source of these and the blog
673
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,960
A Mr Matsui.
674
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Been staying every month
675
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:37,640
Room 912.
676
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,960
We have a major problem.
677
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,960
What?
678
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,960
She's gatecrashed my party.
679
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,960
I told her not to come,
680
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,960
the manager in waiting,
681
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,960
The manager in what?
682
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,960
She's taking over from you,
683
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,960
because you're not hacking it.
684
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,960
GROANS
685
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,960
She's in the ballroom. I know what
686
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,960
I want her found
687
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,960
Don't worry, Rebecca.
688
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,480
You'd better get to her before I do.
689
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,960
I do find this endless round
690
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,960
a crashing bore, don't you?
691
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,960
Same old people.
692
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,960
There. There she is.
693
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960
Um, come with me.
694
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,960
Oh!
695
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,960
Don't just stand there.
696
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,960
In here, Lord Stanwood.
697
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,640
Hey!
698
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:36,960
Oh!
699
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,960
What are you doing?
700
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,960
I know you seem
701
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,320
to secure that two weeks
702
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,960
Better get a move on.
703
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,960
Haven't got much time. No, no, no.
704
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,960
Oh, you've been
705
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,960
and now you've dragged me in here.
706
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,160
My dear, I've already had
707
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,960
I'm more than delighted
708
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,000
Nothing like pastures new,
709
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,960
What about Catherine?
710
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,960
She's just grateful for the money
711
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,960
But she's your wife
712
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,960
She's an attractive, feisty girl.
713
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:15,960
She knows her place, and she looks
714
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,800
She says that you love her.
715
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,960
Ha! I adore that working-class view
716
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,960
Quaintly antediluvian.
717
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,960
What makes you think
718
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,960
LAUGHS
719
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,960
Everyone's working class, my dear.
720
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,960
Plus, I've always been
721
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,960
tarty look.
722
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,160
I tried to make Catherine
723
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,960
but you can take the girl
724
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Why don't we forget about Catherine
725
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,960
and concentrate on ourselves?
726
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Just for ten minutes or so, hm?
727
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,960
Shall we?
728
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,960
What are you doing?
729
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,960
Bloody little prick-teasing...
730
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,480
INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
731
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,960
Can I talk to you? Alone?
732
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:21,960
All right.
733
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,960
I just need to know one thing.
734
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,960
Did I make you what you are?
735
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,960
I'm not talking about
736
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,960
I'm talking about
737
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,960
You got me wrong, bro.
738
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:45,960
I'm a lover.
739
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,960
That's not what your lyrics say.
740
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,160
Is that just part of the image, too?
741
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,960
You may have forgotten everything,
742
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,960
I mean, we shared
743
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,640
First drinks, first fights,
744
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,960
first spliffs, the first girls.
745
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,320
Yeah, we did.
746
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,480
And you can say we were drunk,
747
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,960
but it happened, Tel.
748
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,960
I kissed you, and you kissed me.
749
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,960
And in that moment,
750
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,960
You're right, bro.
751
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,960
My life ain't never
752
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,960
CHUCKLES
753
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,960
That's what you wanted me to say,
754
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,480
LAUGHS
755
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,960
You're sick, man.
756
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,960
You've got to be sick, man.
757
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,960
Nothing happened.
758
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,960
And if you start blabbing
759
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,640
I'll sue your arse, you understand?
760
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,960
I feel sorry for you.
761
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,960
Nah. You're the sorry one, bro.
762
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,960
I have it all.
763
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Living the dream, man.
764
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,800
And next time you see me,
765
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,960
I don't know you. You got that, bro?
766
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,960
I never knew you.
767
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,160
No, I haven't seen him in ages.
768
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,800
Catherine.
769
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,960
Your husband
770
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,960
I guessed this was coming.
771
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,960
He just tried to shag me
772
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,960
You are so pathetic.
773
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,960
He also said that he's had most of
774
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,960
Will you shut up?
775
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,960
You are so transparent.
776
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,960
You saw me with all this,
777
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,960
to take whatever you could
778
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,000
Just like you always did.
779
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,960
No, that is not what this is about.
780
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,960
You never give up, do you?
781
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,960
Do you know what he thinks
782
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,000
Have you seen her?
783
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,960
Last seen somewhere
784
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,960
We're not the only ones
785
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,960
Something about a stolen costume.
786
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,960
If she ruins this evening...
787
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,960
If she ruins this evening, it'll be
788
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,960
Trust me on that one.
789
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,160
Caz.
790
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,960
Will you leave the party now,
791
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,960
He thinks that we're just
792
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,960
that he can pick up and use
793
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,000
He is not the man
794
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,960
This may come as a bit of a shock
795
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,960
but your husband
796
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,960
You know nothing about it.
797
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,960
Oh, my God. You know, don't you?
798
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,960
What? You know everything about him,
799
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,960
and yet you're prepared
800
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,640
For what?
801
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,960
But it's a lie!
802
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,960
What about you?
803
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,960
How sad can you get?
804
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,960
I know all about you. I know
805
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,960
Number one being
806
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,960
and your mum a dinner lady.
807
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,960
Your double-barrelled name
808
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,480
Oh, and number two, when you finally
809
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,960
the management had a drinks party
810
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,960
You're a spiteful little cow.
811
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,160
And number three,
812
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,960
and you let it sour the lives
813
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,960
of everyone you ever meet forever.
814
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,960
Charlie, do something.
815
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,960
At least I've stopped lying.
816
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,960
At least I can stand here and say
817
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,960
Yeah, but for how much longer?
818
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,960
SIGHS
819
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Anna, don't.
820
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,960
This is all your fault.
821
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,800
If you hadn't tried to shag me,
822
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,480
But then again, you've shagged
823
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,160
Get your cheap slut of a manager
824
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,640
She isn't the bloody manager.
825
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,800
She's deranged.
826
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,960
Oh! You're the one who's deranged.
827
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,960
Get yourself upstairs.
828
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,960
But this is my ball!
829
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,960
I told you to use the Grosvenor,
830
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,320
I am surrounded by imbeciles.
831
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,960
This hotel is a disgrace.
832
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,960
And you, you'll hear
833
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,960
As will you.
834
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:01,960
What?
835
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,320
You think I can tolerate
836
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,960
You've embarrassed yourself
837
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,960
You are just a common little tart.
838
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,960
GROANS
839
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,960
That was for the common tart,
840
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,960
Um, you can keep the holiday.
841
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,960
I think you might need it
842
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,480
Ha! You idiot.
843
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,960
SNIGGERS
844
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Everyone, there's still time
845
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,960
so music, now!
846
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,800
With your overwhelming talent
847
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,960
you'd better have
848
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:46,960
what happened this evening.
849
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,960
No, Rebecca, this time
850
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,960
Actually, I think the blame
851
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,960
Due to the added pressure
852
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,960
I encouraged Anna to take
853
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,960
with Lady Stanwood.
854
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,960
Given their personal relationship,
855
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,960
prove to be a useful link
856
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,320
You and Ben left reception unmanned
857
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,800
You may go. I'll deal with you both
858
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,960
We've lost a potentially
859
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,960
Actually, Lady Stanwood's
860
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,960
is also probably
861
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Plus, we've taken future bookings
862
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,320
from prominent irate husbands
863
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,000
whose evening
864
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,960
Talk is of a philanderers ball
865
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,960
to celebrate the sending
866
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,480
somewhere very north of Coventry.
867
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,640
Anna could have done everyone
868
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,960
I'm sorry.
869
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:46,960
What for?
870
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,960
Erm, I don't know.
871
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,960
Probably ruining mine.
872
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,960
Well, I'm starting to realise
873
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,960
That girlie agreement,
874
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,960
Total rubbish!
875
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,960
What?
876
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,960
Remember what they used to say
877
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,000
Whenever we got together,
878
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,960
Yeah, I guess some things
879
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,960
BOTH LAUGH
880
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,960
Thank you.
881
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,960
And I'm sorry about what I said
882
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,960
And the Chesterton.
883
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:30,000
Did they really all celebrate
884
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,960
I'm sorry about the guy stuff
885
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,320
A broken heart's a broken heart.
886
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,960
I'm beginning to realise that.
887
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,960
SIGHS AND CLEARS THROAT
888
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,960
You two kissed and made up, then?
889
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,960
Charlie, did you ever work
890
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,960
Yeah, three years ago. Why?
891
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,960
Oh, no reason.
892
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,960
Suppose I'd better go rescue
893
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,960
Looks like Great Granny
894
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,960
CHUCKLES
895
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,960
Just out of interest,
896
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,960
No. OK, I'm going to put you
897
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,960
He's probably the best
898
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,960
He'll make sure you're more than OK.
899
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,800
Thanks.
900
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,960
I always wondered
901
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Now I know.
902
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960
Bye, Charlie.
903
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,960
Was she lying about your parents
904
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,640
My name is Anna Thornton.
905
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:50,960
And what about the guy?
906
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,960
What guy? The guy that she said
907
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,480
I just made him up
908
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,960
Come here.
909
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,800
SHE SIGHS
910
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,960
Do you think I'm an idiot?
911
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,960
I just think that some of the things
912
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,960
that you think are important
913
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,160
Like what?
914
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,960
Like money, status, position.
915
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,960
Would you really want to swap
916
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,960
No, not right now, no.
917
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,960
Well, there you go.
918
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,960
I'll see you later.
919
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,960
It's a shame about that guy thing.
920
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,960
Why?
921
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Well, if he really existed
922
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,960
he'd probably
923
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,960
'A mask helps you
924
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,960
'Sometimes it's all you have.
925
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,480
'And sometimes
926
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,960
May!
927
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,960
Oh, just ignore him, darling.
928
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,960
Ghastly man.
929
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,960
'But we wear them
930
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,000
Hey, Anna. Rebecca's going
931
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,800
Yeah.
932
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,960
You know, most of the time,
933
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,480
And then on a day like this,
934
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,960
I wish the ground
935
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,960
At least it's safe.
936
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,480
At least we can be ourselves.
937
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,160
Come on. Put on a brave face.
938
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,160
'Because without our masks,
939
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,960
'They can also be our best weapon.'
940
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,960
Sure about this?
941
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,960
He also made us work
942
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,960
Housekeeping.
943
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,960
# On your marks, get set
944
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,960
# Voulez, voulez, voulez
945
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,800
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
946
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,960
Enjoy your last show, Mr Matsui.
947
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,480
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
948
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,640
# Voulez, voulez
949
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,320
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
950
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,640
Oh!
951
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,960
WHIMPERS
952
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,480
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
953
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,960
# Voulez-vous coucher. #
954
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,960
'The great thing about working
955
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,480
'is that the mask is always there.
956
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,960
'It comes with the uniform.'
957
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,960
This way, please.
958
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,640
'It's what gets you through the day,
959
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,960
'even when the day
960
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,960
'But always remember,
961
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,960
'Everyone.'
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