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Original subtitles

It was weird.

What did you find?

Look, I called you, right?

As soon as I couldn't pull it out myself, I called you, John.

This is Constant D.

John Constant D.

Asshole.

Look at that.

He's not here.

Now,

at least three feet high.

This is Kramer.

Chaz Kramer, asshole.

What?

Oh, this is Kramer.

Chaz Kramer, asshole.

Chaz!

What?

Move the car.

Why?

Move the damn car!

Hey, our cars moved.

Lift it up over the bed.

Tie that end up.

Hands over the top.

Close your eyes.

And whatever happens, don't look.

Smile pretty, you big prick.

Three bars.

Pull it!

Like I said, I found you something, didn't I, John?

Didn't I?

What happened in there?

Going to a lot of meetings, I see.

Keeps the voices out so I can sleep.

Go to sleep, John.

I need some help, father.

You do?

For me?

What kind of...

Hey, listen, I... That exorcism wasn't right.

Listen to the ether.

Anything unusual, let me know.

Come on, you don't need its protection.

It'll be like back in the day.

A few days.

Okay.

Okay.

For you, John.

John, why would you do that if you know it's not my car?

I told you to move it.

You're right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me

that it was a 300-pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon,

I would have moved it further, John.

Take care of it.

Yes, John, thank you.

I know what to take.

You ever think if you told me more now, maybe I could help out?

Huh?

Nope.

Nope?

Of course it's a no.

It's been... two weeks since my last confession.

Another one.

I didn't even

see his face, I just

pulled the trigger and he went away.

Most cops go many years

without firing their guns.

Why do I always know where these guys are?

Where to aim?

When to fire?

I'm wondering, is there something wrong with me, Father?

Something damned?

God has a plan for you.

He has a plan for us all.

You mustn't let your faith be overshadowed by guilt.

Yeah, I'm trying.

I'm trying real hard.

Isabel...

Isabel...

Things I've beaten

things most people never even heard of... are redone by this.

It wouldn't be the first time.

Come on, Mez.

You saved me before you can do it again, right?

This is aggressive.

Twenty years ago you didn't want to be here.

Now you don't want to leave.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Don, you really need to prepare.

Make arrangements.

No need.

I already know exactly where I'm going.

Good morning.

Detective.

Angel, wait.

You don't need to see this, okay?

No.

Give us the room, please.

She fell from the roof.

She jumped.

No.

Look, I know it's hard to accept.

She is sick.

The Val

wouldn't kill herself.

Angie.

She wouldn't kill herself.

Detective.

Period.

Detective.

Period.

Angie, there are security cameras.

Hold the door.

You're going down.

Not if I can help it.

A new case?

The big score?

The motherlode?

The one you've been waiting for?

Humor me.

Don't I always.

This is much obliged.

Thank you.

How are you feeling, John?

So what's new?

Bullet shavings from the assassination attempt on the Pope.

Holy water ampules from the river Jordan.

And, oh, you'll love this, screech beetle from Amityville.

Yes, it's funny to you, but to the fallen, that's like nails on a chalkboard.

What is it exactly that you had bugs?

I just like them.

Yeah, who doesn't?

Yeah, easy there, hero.

It's dragon's breath.

Thought you couldn't get it anymore.

Yeah, well, I, uh, I know a guy who knows a guy.

So, uh, what's the action?

I just pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl.

Looked like he was trying to come through.

Yeah, I know how it sounds.

No, we're finger puppets to them, John, not doorways.

They can work us, but they can't come through onto our plane.

Check the scrolls anyway, see if there's any prisoners.

Sure thing, John.

Uh, anything else?

Wouldn't happen to have any in the boyar.

On the house.

All right, question.

How much longer do I have to be your slave, John?

You're not my slave, Chas.

You're my very appreciated apprentice.

Like Tonto or Robin.

Or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.

Right, so, then why don't I apprentice something besides driving then, John?

John?

John?

John?

I love our little talk, John.

May I take your coat, Mr. Constantine?

No, thanks.

I'm not going to be staying long.

How about you, ma'am?

Oh, no, I'm not staying long either.

I really need to speak with him.

It's very important.

First come, first served.

Oh, so you're rude no matter where you are.

Father.

Hi.

You have news.

Yes, I spoke with Bishop.

Yes.

I know what you want, son.

Still keeping your all-seeing eye on me, Gabriel.

I'm flattered.

Well, I could offer something about how a

shepherd leads even the most wayward of his flock.

But it might sound disingenuous.

She has to have a Catholic funeral, Father.

She has to.

Angela, it's still considered a mortal sin.

She didn't commit suicide.

The Bishop believes otherwise.

You know the rules, Angela.

Oh, rules.

Father.

David.

This is Isabel.

God was the only one she'd ever believe loved her.

Please.

I'm sorry.

I've been seeing some unusual soul traffic lately.

You might consider giving me an extension.

I could do your side some good these days.

You still trying to buy your way into heaven?

What about the minions I've sent back?

That alone should guarantee my entry.

How many times have I told you?

That's not the way this works.

Haven't I served him enough?

What does he want from me?

Only the usual.

Self-sacrifice.

Belief.

I believe, for Christ's sake.

No, you know.

And there's a difference.

You've seen.

I never asked to see.

I was born with this curse.

A gift, John.

One that you've squandered on selfish endeavors.

I've pulled demons out of little girls.

Who's that for?

Everything you've ever done, you've only ever done for yourself.

To earn your way back into his good graces.

Impossible rules.

Endless regulations.

Who goes up?

Who goes down?

And why?

I don't even understand this.

You're the one who should go to hell, half-breed.

Why me, Gabriel?

It's personal, isn't it?

I didn't go to church enough.

I didn't pray enough.

I was five bucks short on a collection plane.

Why?

You are going to die young because

you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15.

And you're going to go to hell because of the life you took.

You're fucked.

Fucked?

At least it's nice out.

You always had a rotten sense of humor.

And these punchlines are killing us.

Constantine, it's raining!

God!

Hey!

Buried in the Satan's backyard.

So much damage has been done to the bodies... and he's had death.

We report you have been physically penetrated over 100 times,

and you're very hot.

And you've been found locked in a storeroom,

and sent to the jailhouse.

As you know, we stopped Holly's talking... as a result of the body's damage,

and we've just hand-sucked an old officer... and you have been humiliated

even as one of your teachers.

Yes, I'm back.

I'm so sorry, Aziz.

Come.

Aziz.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hey buddy, you got a light?

Business exercises!

I know where you're going, John.

I know where you're going.

You're going to Midnight's.

Was I supposed to be waiting in the cab?

It's a haven for those who rise and those who fall.

I remember reading about this, John.

You read too much, kid.

It's a bar.

It's a bar?

It's a bar.

Papa Midnight is a crusader for good... he swore the oath of neutrality.

John, the man's a legend.

Yeah.

Can you please get me into this bar, John?

Please?

I'm begging you, John.

Please?

Please?

Please?

Sure, you can get in.

I can get in?

If you can get in.

What?

If I can get in?

It's a bar though, right?

Or two ducks in a... two ducks in a cloud?

Two frogs on the bench.

Two frogs on the bench.

No, no, no.

I'm with the guy you just... John!

John!

I'm with him, though.

You're at an address.

Of course.

I'm just... I'm just testing.

I'm just testing.

Don't get up.

You've been absent some time.

Have you come here with relics to sell?

No, I'm out of that now.

I've been too busy.

Perhaps battling forgeries has ended up in bad for your health.

Me?

Midnight, Jesus.

I thought the thing was authentic.

I see now.

Your health is bad for other reasons.

How long?

A few months, maybe a year.

I thought I heard thunder last night.

Must have been sitting, stomach growling.

You're the one soul he'd come up here himself to collect.

So I've heard.

Well, I am most certain you did not come here for a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.

A demon just attacked me right out in the open on Figueroa.

They don't like you, John.

How many have you deported back to Hell?

Not some angry half-breed, Midnight.

A full-fledged demon here on our plane.

Clearly, I don't know how to remind you that is impossible.

And yesterday, I saw a soldier demon try to chew it.

Do its way out to a little girl.

Listen, John.

Demons stay in Hell.

Angels in Heaven.

The great detente of the original superpowers.

Thanks for the history lesson, Midnight.

You've been a tremendous help.

Now.

I need to use the chair.

John...

Forgetting the fact that it would almost certainly kill you.

You know I am neutral.

And as long as the balance is maintained, I take no sides.

Before you were a bartender, you were one witch doctor against one.

30 Ashgar.

And I... You were... Constantine.

The John Constantine.

Once.

This isn't the usual game.

I can feel it.

Something's coming.

Ooh, spooky.

Balthazar.

That expression alone has...

Made my entire night.

I'll make your night.

I'll deport you, sorry.

That's right when you stand.

You know the rules of my house.

While here, you will abide by them.

Johnny boy.

Finger-licking good.

We have a meeting now, John.

What?

I didn't catch that.

Mr.

Constantine.

I saw you... I remember.

And then I saw you at the... Regular kismet.

I'd like to ask you a few questions, if that'll be okay?

I'm not really in the talking mood right now.

Well, maybe you could just listen then.

Please.

Always a catch.

My sister was murdered yesterday.

Sorry to hear.

Thanks.

She was a patient at Raven's Scar.

She

jumped off the roof.

I thought you said she was murdered.

Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.

Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills herself?

That's just crazy.

Look, I've heard your name around the precinct.

I know the circles you travel in.

The occult, demonology, exorcisms.

Just before my sister was committed, she became deeply paranoid.

She started talking about demons, angels.

Now, I think someone got to her.

Mr. Constantine, I think they brainwashed her into stepping off that roof.

Some kind of legion or cult.

Sounds like a theory, Detective.

Good luck.

Well, I thought that with your background, you

could at least point me in the right direction.

Yeah, okay, sure.

It wasn't a suicide.

My sister was a devout Catholic.

Do you understand what that means?

That means if she'd taken her own life... Her soul would go straight to hell.

Where she'd be ripped apart over and over

in screaming, brutal agony for all eternity.

Got it?

That about right?

Goddamn you.

Detective.

What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager?

A kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind.

I'd tell you to stay in your meds.

Humor me.

No direct contact with humans.

That would be the rule.

Just influence.

See who would win.

Okay, I'm humoring you.

Why?

Who knows?

Maybe just for the fun of it.

No telling.

Oh, so it's fun.

It's fun when a man beats his wife to death.

It's fun when a mother drowns her own baby.

And you think the devil is responsible.

People are evil, Mr. Constantine.

People.

You're right.

We're born capable of terrible things.

But then sometimes something else comes along and this is just the right nudge.

Well, this has been real educational, but.

I don't believe in the devil.

You should.

He believes in you, huh?

It's a power outage.

Not likely.

What?

We should go.

Now.

What is that?

Waves.

Navy towns.

You're kidding.

Of what?

Something that's not supposed to be here.

That's really not going to help.

Close your eyes.

Why?

Suit yourself.

You

mean stay in hell, huh?

Tell them that.

Don't worry.

It happens to everyone the first time.

It's the sulfur.

Sulfur.

What were those things?

Demons.

Scavengers of the damned.

It's impossible.

Yeah.

And I don't think they were after me.

I really believe she wouldn't commit suicide.

Isabel.

Never in a million years.

Well, let's be sure.

Let's see if she's in hell.

Oh, is it supposed to be hot or cold?

In front of the chair.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Is this all of Isabel's things?

Yeah.

How about the cat?

Duck?

Yeah, why?

Duck.

Oh, you think that's strange?

Cats are good.

Half in, half out anyway.

If this is some kind of spell or something, don't

you need candles and a pentagram for it to work?

Why, do you have any?

Do you?

Yes.

I need you to leave.

I'm sorry.

Angela, please.

The apartment.

Okay.

Be careful with that cat.

God,

I hate this part.

Jesus.

Constantine, what?

Twins.

Jesus.

What?

They were twins.

What did you say?

She killed herself.

How is this possible?

I need to eat.

I need to eat.

Slow down.

My assistance.

When.

I was a kid, I could see things.

Things humans aren't supposed to see.

Things you shouldn't have to see.

My parents were normal.

They did what most parents would do.

They made it worse.

You think you're crazy long enough.

You find a way out.

You tried to kill yourself.

I didn't try anything.

Officially, I was dead for two minutes.

But when you cross over, time stops.

Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime.

When I came back, I knew all the things I could see were real.

Heaven and hell were right here.

Behind every wall, every window.

The world behind the world.

And we're smashed to pieces.

Back in the middle.

Angels and demons can't cross over onto our plane.

So instead, we get what I call half-breeds.

The influence peddlers.

They can only whisper in our ears.

But a single word could give you courage.

Or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare.

Those with the demon's touch.

Like those part angel.

Living alongside us.

They call it the balance.

I call it hypocritical bullshit.

So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I

deport their sorry ass straight back to hell.

I don't get them all, but.

I've been hoping to get enough to insure my

retirement.

I don't understand.

I'm a suicide, Angela.

When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go.

You're trying to buy your way into heaven.

What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison

where half the inmates were put there by you?

I guess God has a plan for all of us.

God's a kid with an end for all of us.

He's not planning anything.

When we were little, Isabel saw things too.

Dodson.

The guard spotted him, drove him to the body, then he ran across the street.

Came in here and he had to go at the entire stock.

He'd drown himself in alcohol in under a minute.

Could have been a member of my fraternity.

Hey, what the hell is he doing here?

He's okay.

Why didn't you call me, you son of a bitch?

Yes?

What do you mean?

How?

Got it.

I need to see where it's about died.

Seances, Ouija boards, channeling.

Our father thought she was just trying to get attention.

She certainly did that.

She'd tell everyone about the things she said she saw.

She'd scare my mother half to death.

And then she stopped talking for almost a year.

So you had her committed?

Yeah.

How long?

Two weeks.

This time.

She'd get better and then she'd get worse.

Recently a lot worse.

That symbol that was cut in the dead guy's hand.

Does it have something to do with this?

I'm a cop, John.

Remember?

You don't walk off the roof of a building without leaving something behind.

And I showed you everything she left behind in that box.

But feel free.

She left something else.

Not something a cop would find.

Something just for you.

You were her twin, Angela.

Twins tend to think alike.

I'm not like my sister.

But you were once.

When you were kids.

When you'd spend every second with each other.

You'd start a sentence, she'd finish it.

You'd get hurt, she'd cry.

That was a long time ago.

That kind of bond doesn't just disappear.

There is nothing here.

Hey.

She planned her death in this room.

She thought it up right here.

I knew your step.

She knew you'd come, she counted on you to see what she saw.

Feel what she felt, know what she knew.

What did she do, Angela?

How should I know?

What did she do, Angela?

I don't know.

What would you do?

I don't know.

What would you do?

I don't know.

What did she do, Angela?

I don't remember.

Do you know what she did?

I don't know.

What did she do, Angela?

I don't know.

Do you know what she did?

What are you afraid of?

What did she do, Angela?

What did she do?

I don't know!

When we were girls.

We would leave each other messages.

And light.

And breath.

John, there is no 17th act in Corinthians.

Corinthians goes to 21, exit Bible and hell.

They have Bibles and hell.

Paints a different view of revelations.

Says the world will not end by God's hand, but be reborn in the embrace of the dead.

Though if you ask me, fire is fire.

16, 29, 16, 30.

This is certainly not good.

The sins of the father would only be exceeded by the sins of the son.

Whose son?

But he can't cross over, be he?

Impossible to cross over.

Whose son?

God's son?

No, the other one.

The devil had a son too.

There it is.

This is the sign of Mammon.

The son of the devil.

It says here...

Even.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Right here.

It says, Mammon has no patience for his father's rule

and yearns to forge his own kingdom of fire and blood.

Mammon would be the last demon with everyone crossing over to our plane.

Wait, wait, wait, I'm reading.

Seems to be a loophole.

Always a catch.

It says first, Mammon would have to possess a very, very powerful psychic.

Isabel.

But that wouldn't be enough.

To cross over, Mammon would need divine assistance.

To cross over, Mammon would need the help of God.

The help of God?

Because...

Even.

John, look, I know you've never had much faith, you've never had much reason to,

but that doesn't mean that we don't have faith

in you.

Even.

Even.

Drive.

Fast.

Suffer.

Even!

Even!

It wasn't just Isabel.

I used to see things too.

You already knew that, didn't you?

Go home, Angela.

I need to understand.

You don't want to know what's out there, trust me on this.

I'm stronger than Isabel.

Your sister embraced her gift, you denied yours.

Denial is a better idea, it's why you're still alive.

Stick with me, that'll change.

You'll need another ghost following me around.

John, they killed my sister.

I'd trade places with her if I could.

I used to pretend that I didn't

that I didn't see things.

And

by the time we were ten, they started forcing her to take

anti-psychotics and

have treatments and they would come for her and

she'd look at me and she'd say to me, tell them.

Why don't you tell them, Angie, that you can see them too?

But I lied.

I said.

I don't see anything.

Until one day.

I finally stopped seeing.

I abandoned her, John.

I left her all alone.

I need to see what she saw.

Please.

You do this, there's no turning back.

You see them.

They see you.

Understand?

Sure.

So do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?

John?

I'm thinking

on the spot.

So why water?

It's a universal conduit.

It lubricates a transition from one body to another.

Now ask me if there's water in hell.

Is there water in hell?

So.

Normally only a portion of the body has to be suspended, but

you wanted the crash course.

Yeah, I wanted the crash course.

So, um...

So what's gonna happen?

Lie down.

What do you mean, lie down?

You have to be fully submerged.

For how long?

As long as it takes.

Take a deep one.

I have always known.

I have always known where they are, I have always known where to find them,

where to aim, where to I have always known that it wasn't luck Thanks.

Someone was here.

It was his... rolling... not a ball... something smaller... shiny...

Balthazar.

Can you just kill him?

Bones.

Half-breed tipped the scales when he started killing my friends.

I'm just adding some countenance.

John, I really want...

Think

of it as a bulletproof vest.

Uh-uh.

I'm coming with you.

You're staying in the car.

Fire!

I was born of this!

How's my mind crossing over, you half-breed piece of shit?

That's better.

Au naturel.

Wait here.

Here.

Enjoy it.

We'll see you in the barracks.

Not really, no.

You can't cheat at this time, Bellow.

True.

But you're not.

What are you doing?

I'm reading you your last rites.

Spare me your remedial incantations.

You do know what it is to truly be forgiven.

To be welcomed into the kingdom of God.

Demon in heaven.

Love to be a fly on that wall.

Just

tell me how my mind is crossing over... and you can go back to your shithole.

May God have mercy on you,

and grant you the pardon of all your sins.

Whosoever sins you remit on earth... they are remitted unto them in heaven.

How?

How's he doing?

Grant your child entry into thy kingdom... in the name of the Father,

and the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Amen.

The blood of God.

You found it.

You have to ask for a solution to be forgiven.

My work here is done.

What do you love?

She was my only mission.

And you brought her right.

So does this walking fast mean you found something?

Jesus didn't die from being nailed to a cross.

He was killed by the soldiers' spear.

The spear of destiny.

I'm a Catholic, John.

I know the crucifixion story.

Threw

out the sister as you asked.

She's been made

flesh... and ready.

So much... power.

Now

if you brought me my resurrection... I shall serve.

Wait.

But I did as we agreed.

No.

Wait.

No!

You said Man-Mon needed fine assistance to cross over.

How's the blood of God's only son?

Stains on the spear.

Yeah.

So he gets the spear.

He still has to locate a powerful psychic.

Not really.

Twins.

Where's the amulet?

I don't know.

I must have left it in the...

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I just feel...

Bird on a ladder.

Sorry.

Wait here.

Yeah.

Who's the rat in the dress now, huh, bitch?

What a

little mind you have.

Don't.

I need to use the chair.

I offer no aid to one side or the other.

The balance.

Screw the balance.

You dare in my house?

Is this neutral?

Bullshit.

You're the only one still playing by the rules, Midnight.

And while you're imitating the Switzerland people are dying.

Hennessy.

Beeman.

Beeman.

You're your friend's one, remember?

I need your help.

Consider it a last request.

Please, don't you scam.

$200 shirt, by the way.

That little shit has been trying to climb out of his father's shadow for eons.

I'd hate to think what he would do to this world if he ever broke through.

Forgot how big it was.

Two hundred souls passed through this wooden steel at Sing Sing.

Yeah.

Which way is east?

How many years since you surfed?

Like riding a bike.

No, not really.

Tell me, this isn't about the girl.

Definitely, mostly not about the girl.

A little flavor?

You

sure about this?

No.

That's a word for it.

Holy shit.

You're Papa Midnight, aren't you?

And how exactly do you intend on getting close enough to use these?

Well, they did not live around Kari.

Half-breeds are most vulnerable when their outer skin is breached by holy water.

Certain objects, most notably either of the two crosses of stairs, have been used

by even the unordained to bless and sanctify all commonly occurring waters.

Even rain.

You know you sit on the bench if you're not ready to play, right?

So you wouldn't happen to have one of those enchanted crosses sitting around

here in a cabinet or something maybe we could take with us?

Look, John, no offense, I just don't think that it's a great idea.

You know, you're going on a solo mission to save the world.

That's my vote.

I don't know what Pops thinks, but that's...

Take him, John.

Kill him after.

If you get back, see me over on my mission.

Maybe.

Okay.

Well...

He said I didn't know peace.

What are you doing?

Praying.

Praying?

Okay.

Come on.

Half-breeds, right?

A birth like this, they're definitely going to be guarding it.

Right?

Definitely.

Yeah.

We can get through them.

I mean, that cross has got to work, right?

Right?

It's not always like it is in the books.

What is it?

Now we'll speak.

Stop it.

You know what to do.

Sure.

One last shower.

Hi.

My name's John.

You are in violation of the balance.

And immediately,

or I will deport you.

All of you.

All of you?

John?

John!

Shit.

You really, really, really, really, really, really expert at this.

Angela, what is it?

Get out!

Get in the relay pouches and fill it!

It's salty!

It's too good for her!

Get out!

Get in the relay

pouches and fill it!

It's too good for her!

Get in the relay pouches and fill it!

It's too good for her!

Get in the relay pouches and fill it!

Get in the relay pouches and fill it!

It's salty!

Not bad, kid.

Not bad, you hear that?

And why that is, it's because this is Kramer.

Chaz Kramer.

Chaz.

It isn't.

Into the light, I command thee.

Into the light.

Into the light.

Your

ego is astounding.

Gabriel figures.

And the wicked shall inherit the earth.

You judging me now, John?

Betrayal, murder, genocide.

Call me provincial.

I am simply seeking to inspire mankind to all that was invented.

By handing earth over to the son of the devil?

Help me here.

You handed this precious gift, right?

Each one of you granted redemption from the creator.

Murderers, rapists and molesters.

All of you, you just have to repent.

And God takes you into his bosom.

In all the worlds, in all the universe, no other creature could make such a boast,

save man.

It's not fair.

If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I'll make you worthy of his love.

I've been watching you for a long time.

It's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler self.

And you can be so noble.

So, I'll bring you pain.

I'll bring you horror.

So that you may rise above it.

So that those of you who survive this reign

of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love.

Gabriel, you're insane.

The road to salvation begins tonight.

Right now.

I'm

one of your favorites.

I know you're welcome in your house.

But I could use a little attention.

Please.

Come forth.

Son of Satan.

Satan, I unleash you unto this world.

You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.

So I've heard.

You mind?

Oh, go right ahead.

I've got stock.

Carfinelle.

Very fitting, John.

You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons.

Finger movement goes out the window.

Let me help you.

See?

Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.

Aren't you a peach?

I didn't think you would make the same mistake twice.

And you didn't.

Did you?

So is the family.

Family's doing just fine.

Busy, busy, busy, busy.

Need a vacation.

Or does that kid of yours is a chip off the old block?

Well, one does what one can.

He's in the other room.

Boys will be boys.

With Gabriel.

No accounting for taste, really.

They have the spear of destiny.

They have the spear of destiny.

Or is it another one of your kinds?

Look for yourself.

You've waited 20 years for me, Bill.

What's another 20 seconds?

Listen.

Lucifer.

This world is mine.

In time.

You best of all of us, Gabriel, should understand.

Ambition.

Son of perdition.

Little horn.

Most unclean.

I do miss the old name.

Son,

I will smite thee.

In his honor.

Looks like somebody doesn't have your back anymore.

So, Gabriel, what do you want?

An extension?

My sister.

Isabel.

What about her?

Will her go home?

You're willing to give up your life so she can go to heaven?

Fine.

It's done.

The sacrifice.

This one belongs to me.

Me.

Just ask me.

The chance to prove.

...

that your soul truly belongs in hell.

No problem.

Human.

Deserve to be human.

Do you want revenge?

Is that what you're thinking right now?

Do it.

Seek revenge.

End my life.

Be the hand of God.

It's your choice.

It's always been your choice.

Yeah.

Get used to it.

You could have shot me, John.

You chose a higher path.

Look how well you're doing.

Nice spot.

I have something for you.

Something tells me you're not a flowers kind of guy.

Oh, how thoughtful.

John.

Why are you giving me this?

Rules.

Hide it.

Somewhere no one will ever be able to find it.

Not even me.

Always a catch.

Yeah.

So?

I've got some cleaning up to do.

I'll

see you around.

I'd like that.

I guess there's a plan for all of us.

I had to die.

Twice.

Just to figure that out.

Like the book says.

It works its work in mysterious ways.

Some people like it.

Some people don't.

You did good, kid.

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