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Original subtitles

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- So, this camera could change her life's forever. - Oh, sure.

- Did you want me to attach it to my Euphomia?

- Do you know what just figured it out?

- Girl's nine minutes and I want information.

- No, I'm minutes.

- What a good-looking the one.

- Change her life's forever.

- Cool.

- Dean Handling, look in-- sharp.

Do I know you?

- Well, are little Alice's going to read?

- Oh, yes, Alice.

- Alice.

So, Dean Handling, um, do you think she'll show me

boys which will explore her voice?

- What? - I don't get--

- Wait, it's spring break.

I mean, she's gonna meet like super-fought guys,

like abs and muscles, like--

- Alice, so-- - Alice.

- Alice.

- She'll be fine.

You're such a cool friend.

- Girlfriend?

- Mm-hmm.

- Well, I'll be safe, okay?

- Okay.

- All right.

- I'm gonna go sit down now.

- Yeah, yeah, I'll be great.

- All right, okay.

- Okay, well, let's see it now.

(laughs) I doubt it. (upbeat music)

- Wee, guys, do you hear that?

(upbeat music)

- Oh, no.

- Oh, the girl can't wait.

They love us.

- I don't know what we do.

- Joy!

- Alice, Alice.

- You're cool. Hello.

- My name's Danger.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Can you check my--

- Okay.

- I don't think so.

- I'm a love. (cheering)

- Oh, guys, she will get dressed.

Now let's get to the close-on.

Not that one.

(cheering)

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I hate their, quickly, their, kind of,

swam in the day before I go out there

and be happy to be able to do that.

If we win, then I win that game.

It's someone who is happy to put it on.

I know.

In Natural.

I know what it is.

What is it?

I know what it is.

We'll be hugged, then.

Take it off.

We're going to put it on.

[CHEERING]

Oh no, that's not a lesson.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

All right, I got it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Get the hell dressed.

OK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I am so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I just know we're going to win.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

And my mom did too.

And now we're going to win.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, hippie chicks.

I'm not going to say it again.

Get dressed like now.

[CHEERING]

Girls.

Hey.

Why aren't you dressed?

I said for me, she won.

Come on.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Shit.

I'm trying to get big off.

This, you, the crowd double-trong boots in my office.

Girls, I think the thing we can take away from this is it's runs.

You're good.

Formation 1 for the last time.

You got one minute.

Get dressed.

Coach Gil.

You and this band, the band.

And that recording video.

The video.

Look.

So we made a stupid mistake.

It was, you know, everyone had a cheap thrill.

Oh, my God.

No one was harmed.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Legionals.

Oh, my God.

I think what you and I ought to do is head over to Reggie's and grab a fucking drink.

Sit.

No.

I'm going to go get a drink and pretend my life means something.

Gil.

I can't believe I'm saying this.

You're going to the nationals.

I'm getting drunk.

You're going.

We fucking suck.

Oh, yeah.

But it's not the issue.

Sit down.

What do you say in the...

God's everything this for me.

Me?

I'm all the scholarship.

Me too?

Scholarships?

You can get those here?

Oh, yeah.

Whoo.

We're on an ashron.

[SCREAMS]

How time?

Coach, go where the house of us.

Slate.

Here are buses.

They're always late.

You okay, Skuggle buddy?

Oh, who bear?

I know we talked about this.

And I'll be okay in Florida.

Even if it is free break.

That's not me.

You know that.

Besides, I get you looking forward to spending time with your special friends.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Anyway, um, look, I just, I think that if you want me to sex shape.

What?

I mean, that's cool.

Did I just...

I don't want to make a sex shape to you.

No.

I mean, you know I'm kind of...

Mom.

I don't know.

Very small.

What's the difference?

Oh, it's okay.

You have the trumps deck.

You know what?

You saw yours.

Yeah, that's all.

Besides, two Megan.

Hey, I, I compensate, right?

Not really, but that's okay.

I promise to only make sex shapes with you.

Let me please your mom.

You okay, right?

And no one will see your crank here.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

I'll miss you.

Hey, Michelle, what happened to you?

I miss my fucking brain.

What?

My bitch asked mother wouldn't stop talking.

It's not my fault.

Your house sounds like a lovely place.

What's that supposed to mean?

Hey, girls just chill.

All right.

Get your stuff ready to pack up here.

Careful.

It's just a youth pony.

Well, no, this is Charlie.

Okay.

He was like, "Ramma's.

The only thing I've left from her."

Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, maybe you shouldn't play it.

Maybe you should just hang in on your own.

Plus yourself while you think about your granny.

Well, maybe I'll think about you.

Ew.

I'm a little bit nervous because I've actually never driven

a bus this big.

I mean, I'm sure I can do it.

I can do anything.

Yeah, it's just like driving a car.

You know, you put it in D through going.

Are for back.

But it's cool.

It's cool.

This is really important.

I don't want to like complete faith in you sweetheart.

No sweat.

Yeah.

That's good idea.

So we're ready to be packed, right?

Under the bus.

Yeah.

It looks like all the instruments are accounted for.

You know, I really think that Zoe should just take the plane with the other girls.

I mean, we're kind of full as it is, and she's really annoying.

Oh, no, no, no.

I can't leave Charlie.

You know, Zoe, you really do have an unnatural relationship with your instrument.

You realize that, right?

No, he was my grandma's.

Well, the statement still stands.

Look.

Two days.

See you guys in Miami, Florida.

All right.

Anything goes wrong.

Just figure it out.

Is there any reason why it smells like ass?

You could have taken the plane with the other girls.

Are you kidding me?

And breathe recycled air.

Do you have any idea how bad that is for you?

Fine.

Whitney, you're in charge.

Of course I am.

Hey, Alex.

Do you think we have a chance of winning the national?

No.

But you know what?

You guys are going to do fine.

I'll see you in Florida.

Drive careful.

It'll be fine.

Really?

A short bus.

Let's go, retard.

[music playing]

Why did you go to the toilet and take it down?

No.

He's on medication.

No.

He's trying to motivate us.

That's the opposite of motivating us.

I'm motivated.

No.

I read about it.

It's called reverse motion and repeat.

He wants us to succeed by putting this down.

It's brilliant, actually.

It's called psychological abuse.

Believe me.

I know all about it.

What are coaches and drum?

Okay, but we're going to win in spite of him.

Right?

Sure.

We are.

Yeah.

[music playing]

♪ And you know ♪

♪ Keep on rising ♪

♪ Keep on flying ♪

♪ The time is down ♪

♪ Take me, I'm just on ♪

♪ Take a soloy ♪

♪ Whoa, see that shine ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm like God's time and it may be there ♪

♪ Give these lilies ♪

♪ It's a false undone ♪

♪ Do it the stars above ♪

♪ Try you all down ♪

(crowd mumbling)

♪ Traceship, it's red, I'll finish it ♪

♪ It's your best Lord, as a Lord ♪

♪ You gotta keep on keeping ♪

♪ Keep on standing ♪

♪ Don't let the times get you down ♪

♪ Keep on rising ♪

♪ Keep on coming ♪

♪ The time is down ♪

♪ Keep on keeping ♪

(guitar music)

- So easy, really?

Really, really, really quick right now.

'Cause we're just fucking be away.

We're trying to sleep.

Stop fucking playing, don't be.

I'm gonna shut up, wrap.

You need to be.

- Oh, I'm trying to practice, okay,

I have to be perfect.

(guitar music)

- Bye.

(guitar music)

- Nice, we're in stop, five minute break.

Hey, go, skill, it's up.

Oh, yeah, we're just stopping for gas, tiny note.

Use clarinet, care, and that dumb ass.

Okay, let's play.

When you fill up the tank,

you'll be real quick, I'm gonna go look for something.

Okay.

- Hey, you ain't down to spring break.

- Spring, what?

- Maybe I'll see you down there, you know?

You should enter one of those, what,

T-shirt content.

I love to see what you got going on under there.

- Oh, no.

- Okay, it's too bad.

We feel lighter.

(guitar music)

, (crowd cheering)

♪♪

[ Ringing ]

[ K -" Who are you? Whoo!" ]

[ Cheering, cheers ]

♪♪

- March the man! - March, the man! - Whoo!

- March the man! - March, the man! - Where's the man?

- Where's the nationals? - Where's the nationals?

- Where? - The nationals! - Girls!

Girls! You two realize we have over 200 miles to go.

200 long miles.

[indistinct chatter]

[birds chirping]

[ ( voor gibberish)

Oh, what a lie.

What a lie.

What the hell did you do? Did you hit somebody?

My uncle did that one.

And now we have body in the back garden.

Didn't hit anyone, okay? That's something drawn with the bus.

Uh... you guys. Charlie's okay. Oh, everything's gonna be okay.

Would you shut the fuck up with your stupid euphony? Okay?

We have to figure out how to get to Miami.

I don't know.

I know, you're just gonna be okay.

I'm gonna be fine.

I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be fine.

Charlie's okay. Oh, everything's gonna be okay. Would you shut the fuck up with your stupid euphony? Okay?

We have to figure out how to get to Miami.

We can take a bus?

Someone call a tow truck.

Right.

What's everyone looking at? What do you think?

About what?

I have no idea.

He's been up in the hood for 15 minutes. What do you want me to do?

You know what, fuck it. We can call it.

What? No. Okay. We're close.

All right. We'll be building like 500 miles away.

I don't see it. I think it's impossible, sweetie.

Oh, okay. All right. We'll make it.

All right. We'll be there in like a day or a set of.

Yep.

Okay. Hold on. I think I can keep that.

I got it back.

We're looking. I know mechanic. It's pretty obvious what your problem is.

What?

We're still in put gasoline in this thing.

Zoe, what?

Diesel. A bus takes diesel.

But you never say no. Everyone knows that buses take diesel.

Come on. We're in community college.

Not kindergarten. You put gasoline.

And it's diesel tank.

And Elton, you know what? I'm sorry. I don't.

Drive.

What?

I don't feel so good guys.

I don't really mind. I don't want to feel good.

Is that alphate?

You look kind of weird.

Anyway, you probably got to need yourselves a new motor.

How much is that going to cost?

I don't know.

Three, four, maybe.

Hundreds?

Thousands.

Three, four, hundreds.

Thousands?

Yeah.

Anyway, good luck finding yourselves in the mechanic this weekend.

You know, spring break and all.

No, no. See, we have to get to Miami because our whole band and our future is depending on us.

Sorry, ladies. We should have better news for you.

You do realize you're the reason we're not going to national's, right?

Oh, hey.

So, so we're going to deal.

Fine, Anton. Get your national seat.

From solve. And where are we going to get the money, brain trust?

Ask coach Gil.

Oh, stop.

You know what? You killed our bus.

You killed our chances of going to nationals.

You killed my future.

You killed my unborn children.

Because I'm probably going to grow less.

It's no no her town but some loser husband.

So I might as well just kill myself.

Thank you so much.

Guys, I'm sorry.

I...

Hi, I'm constant.

Don't care.

Okay.

Would you all sign my band the break petition?

Of course.

Do you have $4,000 to buy us a new engine?

No.

Then get out of my fucking base.

What's band the break?

Band the break.

Spring break.

They're having fun.

Why would you want to band that?

Are you possible?

Yes.

It is.

And FYI, I had my favorite.

FYI, what's that?

Guys.

I got you.

I got you now.

Please.

Come on.

One down.

Come on.

Oh, man.

Oh, I think I'm getting hot.

Oh, man.

Get me in.

Somebody catch you.

Okay.

Guys.

Let's get her up and get her out of the sun.

Okay.

Let's take her over there.

All right.

We got her.

Here I got you.

Easy.

Come on.

I'll be right.

Oh.

I'm a idiot.

Fucking red neck.

Way to be a gentleman.

Go.

With this with the bus and stopping.

Being taken for Earth.

Nationals.

Hey, man.

You need to chill out.

You need to get those girls to Florida to make the nationals.

Do you understand me?

Look, I think you're working way too hard.

Look.

I don't care if you're married to my sister.

I will fire you if you're not getting those girls to Florida.

You may be that shit I gave you, Dan.

You should take some more of that, man.

[music playing]

Oh, man.

Oh, this is good.

I got a good touch of heat.

You're a man.

You get some more.

Is he dead?

He's not dead, and he has no one died.

But she's not moving.

She's just sitting down to the side.

Oh, shit.

You're a man right now.

No, listen to me.

It's just a bitch.

Look at this.

You take care.

Just take care of this.

Oh.

It's good.

So?

What?

It works on TV.

Fucking God.

Stop breathing.

You're our own.

You saved that.

I'll save her.

I'll be a doctor.

You can have an outing of your prison.

This place is giving me a complex.

I should be in some nice asshole town.

What the dirty, thinny bar, no one will be full fuck.

Your hands are dirty.

Oh, don't touch me.

Oh, brother.

Oh, yeah.

Sounds pretty good.

But why?

Should I go over there?

Oh, okay.

Well, I'm going to get you drove to the toph for your bus.

It's good.

Oh, what are you going to say?

Guess what?

You're going to have to perform without the instruments and the doubts.

Hello.

Is that possible?

Ladies.

Looks like you can use a refresh.

Mm.

Yummy.

What that shit.

Mm.

A real sudden way.

So the drive you're being looking good.

Wow.

That wind is above all of your hair kind of suit.

You look familiar.

Do you do porn?

Look at me.

But as soon as our buses, they're out of the swine.

They're going to be found.

Got it.

Clim.

And is it hot in here?

It's just me.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

I just got wet.

There's such a sludge.

Focus. Focus.

Focus on this.

Okay.

You know, I couldn't help it over here.

Predicting.

There are ways of making money in this town.

Fucking like.

Whoa.

I think you guys have some serious potential.

[Music]

But even if we had the engine, it would take them a week to fix it.

Maybe you're just seven or nine hours away.

We can get a bus and get over to Miami, me thrust the man.

What?

Leave the instruments?

They probably make you sound better.

We can ship them.

Yeah, and afford it.

This isn't a state college.

Don't you have insurance?

Maybe, but there's not really any insurance

and getting you to national support for eight hours.

So what are we going to do?

I don't know.

You really want to do this?

I mean.

Nothing.

All right, look, I'll drive up there.

Fine.

[Music]

Wow!

[Music]

I love Google.

I'm 24 years old.

I'm no territory, I like you.

No.

I thought you'd find me as fast.

So what do you coach, Gilson?

He's coming over.

He's driving.

We won't make it into her.

Probably not.

Get the fuck out of here.

Stand my foot.

Thanks, but no things.

Actually just know minus the things.

But I'm so, how are we going to make it?

It's not supposed to be a saturday.

We could time travel.

Okay, you're going to get off the line.

Or we could pick up, planar, or a bus, or a train.

Yeah, time travel is a better idea.

Yeah, that would be cool.

Whatever we decide, we have to take all the instruments.

Let's just rent another bus.

A big one.

I bet you boys have a big plan.

I'll show you.

Peel bus.

How big?

Heave.

Oh, wow.

Why?

Push him cool doors and emergency exit.

No.

Really went on your way to be cliche there.

Didn't shoot.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm just, are you ready to?

No.

I mean, I'm here.

What's the wait for Coach Gil?

I mean, we can make it to Nationals.

And he's smart enough.

He can find his there.

That bus has 69 instruments in it.

And six of them are supposed to be.

We need another bus.

We're not going to make it.

We've let the whole band down.

By we, I mean, you, Zoe.

We'll charter another bus.

What?

We have no money.

Coach Gil has money?

Not how kind of money.

Well, how much?

It's charter bus, like a couple thousand.

Well, that's better than 4,000.

And that's way better than 400,000.

That's shut the hell up.

You blithering idiots.

He's not an idiot.

Okay.

I just want all of you guys to stop talking.

Okay.

All right.

I'll hold on just just from now on.

You're not allowed to talk.

I hate you mom.

Are you talking?

Just shut up.

Follow me.

Okay.

I'm just talking.

All right.

Here's what we're going to do.

Here's the plan.

I'm going to go locate a mechanic.

Franny.

Yeah.

I want you to go find a bus to charter.

Okay.

And you guys just hang out and try not to mess with me.

Think else up.

Okay.

I sit.

Sit.

Huh?

Well, how can we make the 2000?

I don't know.

Just whatever you do, just make sure you only use the body parts.

Okay.

Like your organs.

All right.

Are we clear?

All right.

Come on.

You guys.

I really think we should just let the whole.

Okay.

I mean, we're not getting any younger.

Do I have to show my cupcakes?

That's what great calls.

Really?

Hi girls.

Are you finally ready to sign my e-and-dice ring break decision?

No.

Okay.

I was just saying anything.

Oh.

What is this?

See that over there?

This town is full of bloody sludgerments and there's muddy slugglements.

Okay.

Can you see that?

Every year for one weekend, one entire weekend.

This town lunges into a well-evented battery.

The property and the damn nation.

They call it "spray break."

I call it "spray break" me down.

I'm working on it.

It's not a finish title.

The point is for 48 hours.

This town changes into someplace like New Orleans.

Southern Florida, even Mexico.

With Latinos and Phoenix.

But right though, it's making them.

Whatever.

So please sign this.

Okay.

Great.

Oh, if I sign this, you watch me dancing in the $1.

Huh?

No.

Oh, are you cold as you do?

No.

I don't.

Are you sure?

No.

I just...

Why?

You really create threats and you should totally do.

Yeah, really nice.

I just find a damn condition.

I wonder why she hates spring breaks so much.

Maybe she's more men.

How do the life shep it down?

It's the tone.

It's green.

Take your face, take your shoes.

Bring the face, here the spring.

In the light, step the door, take your own, here the spring.

Take your face, take your shoes.

Bring the face, here the spring.

Jump up down.

Jump up.

Swar.

Jump up.

Jump up down.

Jump up.

Just for this fall

[outing]

♪ We have no faith at once ♪

♪ We have no faith ♪

♪ The love is for your mama ♪

♪ Like I like now ♪

♪ We're at em' heaven, always, always ♪

♪ No one really can't make a baby ♪

♪ Just a boy ♪

♪ You can't see her up ♪

♪ 'Cause we won't stop ♪

♪ And we'll feel love 'Cause we won't stop ♪

♪ And we can just stop ♪

♪ 'Cause we can just stop ♪

♪ And we can just stop ♪

♪ And we can just raise our hands ♪

♪ Break it up ♪

♪ We'll praise you all ♪

♪ We can just shout ♪

♪ We can just make you dance ♪

[dramatic music]

- Ladies.

- Boy.

- You're back.

- This is stupid, that's the way.

- Uh, what if you wouldn't happen to be a mechanic, would you?

- Are there playing rural fantasies?

- Uh, no.

- Really?

- Then no.

Maybe I can help you.

What do you mean fix the way?

- Well, we really need $3,000 to fix our bus,

so we can put the self-floor that--

- Babe, you don't need to go down there.

The most outrageous, tenacious,

hellacious, spring breakish party of the century starts writing.

- Uh, those aren't real words.

- Yeah.

- It doesn't matter.

The point is, you're not going anywhere to get nasty with the natives.

[laughing]

- Oh.

- That's right.

[screaming]

- Oh, my God.

[screaming]

That was still not cool.

I think she's one of the band's great girls.

Only she's mass free as a spring breaker.

[screaming]

I can just hear what you did.

[screaming]

I can't believe it.

I'm getting stopped.

What did I do? I'm not speeding.

[screaming]

Oh, man.

[screaming]

You guys look. You're the jelly-weeding contest.

Hey! How old is jelly-comics about?

Well, look, the winner gets 800 bucks.

Nobody is going to pay you $800 to eat jelly.

And 800 bucks don't buy us a new bus.

Yeah, but it's enough that we could rent one.

Ah, so it's so smart.

And for any, we all know how much you love jelly.

I do love jelly.

[laughing]

I love this place.

It pays you to do things you would normally do for free.

That's true. I could eat jelly well day and on.

I've seen her do it. It's gross.

Will you do it?

If it gets us to national, then I'm it.

Awesome.

Okay. I think you're doing it in the back.

That's what she said. Wait. What she said?

[music]

No.

Alice.

Ladies.

Welcome to the Jelly-Congle.

Are you here to beg for forgiveness?

Are you going to try to shut the stand here?

Forgive me.

And you're going to watch?

We're here to win.

Yeah.

And we happen to have a ringer of love.

Jelly loves it.

Well, we happen to have the jelly.

[music]

This is the ringer.

Oh, sure it is.

Yeah.

I'm not eating it.

You know what?

It's a child.

Who dares try to respond lady to the child pit?

Any tickers?

Anyone at all?

I am.

Damn.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

You're not going to want me to do this?

[Clapping]

Hatie, you can't see him?

And the boys use that one?

Why?

Oh, pussy.

pussy.

I'm not a pussy.

You're a pussy.

Hey, I'm a pussy.

Let's hear what you're doing for the show ladies.

Are you ready?

It's over.

Do you have a story?

Wait, I don't think this is the show any time now.

[Clapping]

[Cheering]

We're ready for us.

We're going to go to the crowd.

[Cheering]

That's a great honor.

We're ready for the victory.

Let's get started.

[Cheering]

We're going to take it.

Let's get it.

[Cheering]

She sounds more f*cking good.

♪ ♪

[cheering]

♪ ♪

[cheering]

♪ ♪

- What a choreo, where you going?

Stand up?

(cheering and applause)

What a stand for.

- Let me get one thing straight.

There ain't nothing wrong with that.

(cheering and applause)

(upbeat music)

(cheering and applause)

- I just got it!

(cheering and applause)

- Come on, come on, come on!

(cheering and applause)

- Okay, come on, come on, come on!

(cheering and applause)

- Okay, okay, okay, where the show is?

- Boy, please, no.

They need a proper shot.

- Good shot.

(cheering and applause)

(upbeat music)

(cheering and applause)

(upbeat music)

(cheering and applause)

(upbeat music)

(cheering and applause)

(upbeat music)

(cheering and applause)

(upbeat music)

(cheering and applause)

(upbeat music)

(cheering and applause)

- Okay, okay, I think we're clean now.

- No, no, no.

(cheering and applause)

- All right.

- You want to stop our pride, please?

- Yeah, Christ, please.

- You're pride.

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

(cheering and applause)

- Ladies, there's plenty more of that game from today.

- Okay, but what about the money?

When do we get the 800 bucks?

- Dollars?

- Yeah.

- You're joking, right?

- No.

You're joking, right?

- This is a beer promotion.

You get 4,000 bucks beers.

That's 800 ounces.

20 of these four-yalleth bottles.

- The fuck?

- The good?

- Oh, MFG, I fucking hate you so much right now.

- I hate you.

(laughing)

- Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh more for us.

- I hate you.

- And it's not bad.

- I know, right?

- You should.

- Don't worry, good.

- You should hear the dollars.

(upbeat music)

- Honey, you don't need to remind me.

You know, look, I'm fully aware of the deans you're brother.

What?

Why would the plumber need to spend the night?

No, no, no, no.

I'm not buying that.

- They're ain't no league big enough where he has to be there all night long.

- Yeah?

- Well, okay.

That's the way you want to play this.

Bye.

- Yeah.

- Shit, what's going on here?

- Yeah.

- This is a flat tire, what?

- Oh, man.

- And I'm so close.

- Shoot.

- Hey.

- What is your problem with spring break?

Let it go already.

- I'm not some Bible thumb being crazy.

This is about the town.

- Oh, please.

This is about you.

- This is about injustice.

- This is about getting laid, which you clearly need.

- Ew.

I would never help you with some beer-guzzling spring breakers.

- It was to say they want to hook up with you.

- Hey, the fucking everything about it.

- I like real, not foolish boys.

- You know what?

You just need some LD all up in there.

- LD?

- Long.

- For good.

- You don't know me, you don't know this town.

- They, you guidance.

- Oh, and you're going to show them.

- I don't want to, but yes.

- What's the end game?

- What do you mean?

- I hope to accomplish.

Just take away everyone's fun.

- No.

We can still have fun.

Like board games, twister, crazy gates.

- Good.

- Clean.

- Fine.

- Bullshit.

- Pooh, every fucking year with this.

- What?

- Let's get out of here, dude.

- Fucking bankies.

- Oh, shit.

- Nice, look, wait.

- Hey.

- You messed up my hair.

- I'm not for any practically catatonic.

- I'm a bear.

- I said I was sorry.

- I didn't know it was wrestling.

- You do think I would let Penny do jealous wrestling?

- No, I wouldn't do that.

- I don't think you should say "doll" things.

- Oh, sorry.

- Jellow.

- Go ahead.

- Well, it was an honest mistake.

- I said it was sorry.

- You didn't know it was a lie.

- You didn't.

- These things are tough.

- Oh, look.

- Guys, this is it.

- We can still make national.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

- For me?

- That is.

- No, guys, this is it.

- We're not showing our tips again in one year.

- Okay, let's just go to the hotel.

- I'm taking that.

- There's no money.

- Just, yeah.

- Well, but look at the prize.

- A trip to Miami for Turkey and a party bus.

- It's a party bus.

- It's a big ass bus to compare all of us and the bands and our instrument.

- Oh, no way.

- I'm out.

- All right, so I'm done with your advice.

- I'm not very my breast too much of her words.

- You just do it.

- Yeah.

- Well, right.

- But I'm not doing it again.

- Oh, but we.

- Look, I'm not doing it.

Okay, so just get over it.

So we.

- Oh.

- Okay, okay, in reality, I wasn't actually thinking of you doing it.

- Then who?

- Well, in reality, you know, objectively,

there's only one of us here with the perfectly shaped breast.

- Me, it's with the competition.

- Oh, yeah, there's that.

- You know, not me.

- Alice.

- Me, no.

- They are perfectly shaped.

- It's my fault.

- It's true.

- You could be in playboy.

- You really think so?

- Yeah.

- Wow, Craig has never seen anything.

- Oh, honey.

- Craig's gay.

- He's not pulse-mocking, but pirate.

- No, we can't pee.

- He's just got a tiny penis.

- No, I'm better guys.

- It's kind of cute.

- Hello, Alice.

This is Little Craig.

- What do you want to do?

- It's not cute, but I mean, what do you want to do?

- What do you want to do?

- But Alice, in reality, you wouldn't actually be getting naked.

- I wouldn't?

- No, it's a wet t-shirt contest.

- You keep your shirt on.

- Yeah, that's true.

- She's just Christ.

- Your flaster tips in front of an entire community college.

- That is true.

- Take over the team.

- Okay.

- Well, we have to hurry.

It's starting five minutes.

- Okay.

- Well, this is the way.

- Do we have to walk across this thing?

- Well, too.

- Want to go to national garnaks?

- There you go.

[music playing]

- What is this?

- We're to Everglades.

- What's that?

- It's out for alligator.

- Oh, you're here.

- Everglades.

- And snakes.

- Snakes are here too.

- She's a tiny shit looks cute too.

- No, well, cry makes you pull out.

- No, no, no, no.

- No, no.

- You're there.

[screaming]

[laughing]

- Okay, you ready?

- I'm ready.

- Okay, you ready?

- I'm ready.

- You're ready.

[music playing]

[beeping]

- Hey.

Come on.

- What's going on with you guys?

- It's a slanted pedal on the right.

[music playing]

- Here you go, sand right there.

Excellent.

Number one.

Next.

- Welcome.

- All right, here, please.

- Does I really really rate?

- Yes.

- You guys run everything here.

- Everything's spring, right, related?

Why are you gonna try to shut this down, too?

- I don't know.

Not this time.

I'm here to show you my friend's talk house.

- Ah, you see that?

- Well, I can add my dad.

[laughing]

- You'll be the number three as in one, two, three.

Here you go.

- You can cop dude over there.

- Ah, yeah.

What about him?

- He's just a tie to this.

No dude.

The spring break band started sucks in acts.

- Well, thank you, but I did not start it.

I just finished it.

And trust me, there'll be no need.

Next.

[music playing]

Here you go.

[music playing]

- Oh, let's just take off your hat.

- Yeah, if you want to change it, what do you mean?

[music playing]

- Remember, you got this.

- Okay.

- All right.

[music playing]

- Okay.

- Welcome.

- Spring break.

- Number one.

- What?

- T's your contest.

- Let's give them a go.

[cheering]

[music playing]

[cheering]

- Oh, yeah.

- We've got to take number one.

- Get them work.

[music playing]

[cheering]

[music playing]

[cheering]

[music playing]

[cheering]

[music playing]

- Thank you.

(cheering)

[Cheering]

Wait, just a second, looks like we have a late minute entry.

When you say a guy, if you're ready to be...

[Cheering]

I said they're ready!

[Cheering]

Come on, I'm not skill.

[Cheering]

No, I didn't know she was going to take over her.

Again, she flashed an entire regional finals.

Not intentionally.

High girls.

Well, well, looks like you won your day, didn't you?

Yep.

You hear the glow?

Yep.

Can I hit her now?

No.

She's pretty, and her hair smells nice.

Really?

It's all.

[Cheering]

Oh, yeah.

Thanks.

Are you happy now?

That's gone.

He's gone.

What am I supposed to do now?

Come on, day, I'm going back to being an accountant.

Yeah, that's right.

I turned to a punk.

This was supposed to be my weekend.

My until you came on, messed it up.

I can't do anything right.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Um, girl.

Hello?

What did you do to her?

Me?

I didn't.

She did this.

Zoe?

Is this smartest, nice, most beautiful person in the world?

She's cute.

And she does me copy her homework.

So me?

Her?

Alone.

I didn't do anything.

She was fine until your show-up.

You're a bunch of freaks.

Get up, freaks.

Bring the marching band.

Would you national champions have gotten hate as so much?

[Laughter]

Me?

Freaks?

I kind of like that.

[Music]

Oh, man.

First of flat, now no gas.

Hey, how you doing? Hey guys.

Hi. Hello.

[Music]

You ask halls.

[Music]

Sorry, here's fine gentlemen.

It's cool.

You want to get back to the desk?

No, that's not.

Actually you're just fine young gentlemen.

Yeah, you're.

It's cool.

Is it?

Yeah.

[Music]

Me?

I'm going to go to the massage.

Oh, hey.

Oh, what is it?

Shit.

[Music]

What's all that you're doing?

What is it?

Looks like I'm doing.

Primming up.

But spring break isn't over.

Yes, it is.

The mega's office just got my petition and she is very close to signing the band.

We won.

Thanks girls.

You're welcome.

We don't want spring break back.

We just wanted to go to Miami.

Oh, well.

There's more work to be done.

See ya.

[Music]

Good morning.

He's here.

Beautiful blonde hair.

Just forget her, okay?

Just go find Coach Gilling at the hell out of here.

I'm really good.

How many times are you going to apologize?

I'm not even mad at you anymore.

I know you're not intentionally trying to screw us.

It's just a, always 10 to find a way the mess things up.

It's just you.

Save it.

Okay.

My life has around.

So good.

I just want to accept it.

I need a drink.

[Music]

Hi.

It's going to take a minute.

Here.

Stop following us.

Hi back.

My band's our Jesus.

Have you been jailed?

Long as a share.

So I loved these bags.

All right.

We're just here to send the corner.

Drink away our sorrows while we win for our ride.

You don't need to sexually apologize.

Where's the fun in that?

Besides, so are you, we're under a spring break.

You might as well stick around and we're in the rest of our lives.

Excuse me.

Where are you?

Shots.

Can't much of it.

Are you okay?

Well, not really.

I'm having a really bad day.

Can I?

Yeah, would you?

You could have tied that.

That would be really great.

[Music]

What happened?

It's a damn spring breakers.

What is it about this time that brings out the animal or not?

Well, I tell you.

This is lack of moral guidance, bad parenting, little warming, pop culture.

[Music]

Whoa.

What are you doing?

What?

I mean, you know, I'm married and everything.

And what the thing is, is that my wife had the plumbers spend the night.

So what the fuck?

[Music]

Zoe, wait.

What are you doing?

I can get us the money.

What?

No.

No, you can't sell Charlie.

You love that thing.

But you said, look, I know I give you a hard time, but it's just because I, you know,

I loved to win more than anything and you always tend to mess things up.

But you don't have to do this.

[Music]

I'm just so tired and this trip is a disaster.

I'm so tired.

If I can get us the money to get to my end, if I sell Charlie, then.

I kind of thought you loved this, you phoned me more than anything.

We have the chance to be the best in the world.

The best in the whole world.

Well, technically just a country, but okay.

Look, I've been kind of a bitch to you on the strip, no doubt.

I probably are your unparalleled.

It's okay.

It's just the way you are.

And the way I am.

You sure about this?

It's nationals.

Yeah.

She's all right.

Just put what you do when you're not like drunk, crazy, crazy, crazy.

I'm a lonely, pathetic accountant.

I teach such a led kid.

You teach a read-dard, but read-dard are cute.

What is that a liner or something?

No.

I love my heart.

We give you a short bus.

[Laughter]

I'm not doing that.

Why would we do that?

When that was good to see real walk and try to get you to nationals,

how do you do that?

What's going on?

Let's have the next kick in the burger.

One person will cry.

So far, someone's only been able to hold on for 20 seconds.

30s a goal.

And get that and you make $100.

$100 is going to cut it.

You have to remember the epic what teacher failure?

You guys are quitters.

Now what you're saying?

Quitters and go.

Okay.

That's fine.

Just sit here, drink your life's way.

Cheers.

We're there.

You are her.

I watched the video 10 times today.

Yeah.

What video?

You take a picture.

What video?

What?

What video?

What teacher?

Number one video.

What 5 million views?

Stop.

We're building.

I was in the bad.

This is very, very fucking bad.

But we're making so much.

Everyone.

So I...

But I said, I...

The colors.

You're pretty.

I'm pretty.

You're very pretty too.

You...

You're too tall.

Where did you go?

So we made a sacrifice for the man.

Let's eat.

Let's try.

Oh.

I represent so much.

Fucking fucking.

Am I right?

Oh.

Aino.

What?

So what?

How did you get that?

Look, it's not a big deal.

Not a big deal.

She's still pretty phony.

For us.

Well, I've done enough damage.

But that was your grandmother's.

That was.

Harley.

What did you do?

We come to the end.

But, all right.

We're all on the same team here.

We've got the same goals.

We're in this together.

Well, look, it's still not enough money.

Okay.

We need at least a couple hundred more before we can rent the laws.

We can do that.

If you still dream of phony, how are you going to play in the nationals?

Why are you so unopened?

My children are all over the internet.

Is that good?

It's good.

For a while.

Other people.

Oh.

Why are you doing this?

I'm right.

I'm not following all the tits internet.

But before it doesn't pay out, I'm wrong.

Wait, what if we all ride the bull on the internet?

And we only hundred bucks.

I'll do it.

Oh, great.

But I'm not getting all that thing.

It's fucking dirty.

All right.

But if I ride this thing, you're all right.

Deal?

Deal.

Yeah.

You're so.

That was good.

Okay.

Just.

Yeah.

Okay.

You're so good.

I got this.

I need step aside.

I'm going to clean this up.

Oh.

All right.

We got somebody with a bull.

Three.

And that.

Yeah.

We're totally stopped.

Hey, we're kids.

Zheng, you know what I mean?

Oh!

She's gonna fight off herself.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, you know what I mean?

He's going to run away!

Oh, oh!

Look at her!

Wow!

[ Cheering and Applause ]

Yay!

Hold on, hold on.

Come on!

[ Cheering ]

I want something.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[ Cheering ]

That's how she's gonna make them get to the end!

[ Cheering ]

Come here, it's over here.

You really like it, too, man.

Oh, it was rude.

No, I can't see this.

Look at this walking up, falling down.

No, I got this.

Okay.

[ Cheering ]

Okay.

Oh, yeah!

[ Cheering ]

Well, that was quite a ride, little miss.

[ Cheering ]

Never seen it like that before.

[ Cheering ]

Hey, I'm almost met both for 10 years,

and I've never seen anything like that before.

Well, as long as it counts.

[ Cheering ]

Well, now that's another issue.

You see, the rules clearly state.

That you cannot ride the bull.

[ Cheering ]

Oh, that was in my hall.

Yeah, man, that ain't right.

Those are the rules.

[ Cheering ]

Oh, and that's another issue.

Did you notice that good looking young man ride over there?

Well, that's probably the best we got.

What did he hear?

That you were serving under age kid, like us?

-Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're under age?

No.

[ Cheering ]

Look, we've been trying to raise money all day.

Okay, we have to get to our national competition.

We really need this.

Well, I think you got bigger problems in that, but we may have to.

I wish you a lot of luck.

Man.

Officer.

You're all you.

No.

Um.

Officer early, I feel a pity.

I'd like to have a word with you, young lady.

Okay, that was not my fault.

It was totally an accident.

You think exposing yourself in public is okay?

But it wasn't her fault.

Did you see what fucking happened?

How'd you check in statement later, thank you?

Well, you're like, even when you went, you still listen.

You were under arrest, Wendy is in public exposure.

-Oh, you're right. -You're not.

No, I'm not.

You can't.

And we'll be seeing you again soon.

Oh, you're right behind you, okay?

No, with me, please.

Have a good evening.

-Fuckin' asshole. -Fuckin' asshole.

-Okay, Joey. -Okay, Joey.

Oh.

Every year's the same thing.

Drinking, nudity, sex.

Oh, I didn't have sex.

-Cover you. -No.

Hey, look at me, fellas.

What are you doing here?

-He's saved me. -It's true.

What are you doing here to become the flavor?

15 years to life.

-It's keep bucks. -That's it?

-Do you want to pay more? -No, I'm good.

Listen, have a nice day.

I've got more crime stuff to do.

So he's so, he's so, he's so, he has shit in on it.

Oh, my shirt got caught on the ball.

-So, what you get's your calling it now? -Shrook.

It was pretty fucking crazy, actually.

Could it scale up to me when the national's--

What?

-No. -No.

That's right.

Why do you look like a--

-Like what? -We're you, right?

-Right. -My mouth, right?

All day with this shit.

Yeah.

Hey, look, here's what we're going to do.

We're going to get ourselves a rented bus.

We're going to take it to Florida.

And if we're lucky, we'll make it there on time.

And what if we're not lucky?

You should leave our town as soon as possible.

Oh, we would like that wouldn't you aid all of--

Yes, I would.

Except I'm coming with you.

-Hey. -Spring brings over.

There's nothing left for me here, except Walmart.

-Crap. -Sovers, isn't it?

I don't have to fight it for another year.

Oh, baby.

Out.

-Fu-- -Fu--

Here we come, Florida.

It's the Florida way worse than here.

Not it goes there.

Why don't we find out?

Let's go to Florida.

[music playing]

Is there a problem officer?

License and registration.

I'm not.

Actually, I don't have my wallet.

I'm sorry, officer.

I-- I ran out of--

I'm sorry.

It does not give you rights to break the law.

No, no.

It's just okay.

My girlfriend is--

I'm bringing a motor vehicle without a license.

It's a serious crime in the state of Florida.

Especially about estate plates.

You get any idea on it?

I don't have my wallet, so I don't have anything.

I got nothing.

My name is Craig Wasserman.

I live in the--

It's on-- I really do not care what name you claim to have.

Officer, this isn't emergency.

No, no, you're registration expired yesterday.

I need you to get out of the vehicle.

What?

I can't-- I know.

This is not a request.

I need you to come down to the station.

Let's go.

I don't want to go.

Greg, it's not a money.

Who's here?

What happened?

I did nothing wrong.

Well, you know this guy?

Yes.

All right, listen.

Just snug a bunny.

You're free to go.

I don't want to see you behind any wheel

until you get your license back.

You got that?

Yes.

All right, get the hell out of here.

Ow.

What are you doing down here?

You can't go to Florida.

Of course we can.

No, you're not going because you won regionals.

No kidding.

Do you know why you're going to be here?

They like our personalities.

Tell him coach.

You go in because of the video.

And the jumbo tron?

What?

I knew it.

Yeah, hey.

You go on as a halftime joke.

They want you to play so they can make fun of you.

Sorry.

Why?

Well, it didn't got to call it from national.

And you know, seems like you guys spike the ratings.

So they offered him $10,000 if you attend.

What can I tell you?

Are popular.

Well, $10,000 is enough to get us to national.

Forget it, Zoe.

It's over.

What?

Why can't we play?

It's what we look to do.

It's what we wanted you.

Who cares if we suck you?

Here's if we're a joke who cares?

I care.

Me too.

No, no.

You guys don't care.

OK?

Or you shouldn't care.

Look, let's just go and give them some entertainment.

Let's give them some fun.

Coach, will you still drive us to Miami?

We should still go.

All right, even if we suck.

Even if we suck.

I know I suck.

We all suck.

OK.

Coach.

How are we made it this far?

I have to pull on shot now.

Yeah, it is.

I need my fucking money.

Yes, all of it.

Let's go.

Get in.

[ Sighs ]

[ Screams ]

Great! Who's that sound?

[ Screams ]

How was that?

What was that?

I was so scared.

That's not something you're so much as I wanted to make it.

I can't do fucking things.

I can't even drive this in.

I'm running out of the air.

What?

What are you doing?

[ Screams ]

There's another button.

What is that?

Hey, oh!

Did you hear the sound?

I'm not going down!

I'm going down!

It's a pressure station there.

You guys are even cutting for Christmas!

Why?

You're getting the light?

No! I can't!

Go!

You're a libertarian!

What are you doing?

I'm counting on you!

Now being called for mandatory evacuey.

With me now, the representative from the Beer Store for cash center.

Down on it, you're taking on this free store.

It's a beer to be the largest F6 store in the Asia-Pacific.

How do you know? It's a Canadian!

There's a huge crack in our store.

A few miles.

What do you mean?

We're having a get there!

Maybe they're going to postpone the national.

No, no, no, don't talk me for a minute.

Let's go, Rula.

Well, you know what? Let me drive and win the national.

Oh, my!

We're not a win the national!

Yeah!

We're going to be okay.

Go!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Where are you?

- Go!

- John, Ryan's right here!

[HORKING]

- Everything disappeared.

- This had to be a hurricane category five.

Took everything out.

- So what?

No nationals?

- No.

[HORKING]

- Oh, of course.

- We're in a no way.

We just--

- Yeah, I mean, we're from Woodville, man.

We just drove a gazillion miles

for this competition.

- Did you not just see that massive stone?

- So?

So there's nobody else showed up.

You can't have a competition with nobody to compete with.

- But we came all this way.

Well, wait, if there's no competition

that means we're the winners, because no one else showed up, right?

- Well, win, what?

Look, there are no other bands here.

You would only want crazy enough to come out in this mess.

- Well, technically, everyone else forfeited

since they didn't show up.

Therefore, we win.

- She might be right.

You know what?

Whatever. Here you go. Be my guest.

Congratulations.

[HORKING]

, we got shit there, huh?

- I don't know how.

- You made it put a drink in there.

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- You know, it didn't even--

- I know.

But apparently, this victory was a big one.

The chairman called me personally to tell me

we have a whole new support team, boosters, investors,

you name it.

They just came out of the woodwork.

[LAUGHTER]

You know, you really all did a very good job for our school.

And I owe you one, really.

So if you need or want anything, say the word.

Anything?

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

, what back? Oh, yeah.

[INAUDIBLE]

[CHEERING]

Go.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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