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Well, Robin, here we are,

in our new home.

Oh, Alan, I love it.

It's the most beautiful new apartment in the whole world,

because it's ours.

Are you sure you don't have any regrets

about not having a real honeymoon?

I mean, I know we agreed to put our money into the apartment,

but...

No, sweetheart, I could never have any regrets.

We're starting our new life together in our new apartment.

The first day we were married,

it couldn't be more perfect.

That's nice.

Mm.

Yeah.

Well,

what shall we do now, hmm?

I don't know.

Vacuum the rug?

Uh,

watch TV?

Hmm?

Oh,

silly boy.

You know what I want to do now.

Well, no, not really.

I don't really have any idea.

Well,

why don't I give you a little hint,

and maybe he'll come to you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby, it's coming to me all right.

Why don't we, uh...

Why don't we just move on into the bedroom?

Okay.

Wait.

Don't come any closer.

I want you to look at me first.

Look at my body, Alan.

Isn't it beautiful?

Soft and smooth.

Look at my breasts.

Oh,

my nipples are so hard and stiff.

They ache for you to kiss them.

Do you love them, darling?

Oh,

Alan,

I'm so hot.

Come and look.

See how much I need you.

I want you to touch me.

I want you to kiss me.

I need your mouth on me.

I want you to suck me and lick me all over.

But not yet.

Don't come any closer yet.

I'm not ready yet.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

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I loved it, Alan.

And I love you.

And I love you, Robin.

And I always will.

Till death do us part.

Till death do us part.

Son

of a bitch.

I must have been out of my mind to marry you.

Look, just get the fuck out of here.

You're packed, aren't you?

You ready to leave?

So leave.

You're goddamn right I'm ready to leave.

I've had it.

I'm leaving.

This time I'm really leaving.

So stop talking about it and get the fuck out of here, you little bitch.

Leonard, darling,

why don't you come and see me anymore?

You've been neglecting my pussy for over a week now.

Come to see me today,

please.

Darling, I'd love to.

Really, I would.

But I can't.

Not today.

I'm expecting someone soon.

Robin.

Who?

Robin Webber.

Told you about Robin, didn't I?

No.

Who is she?

Once upon a time,

Robin and I were very close.

A close friend?

We lost touch with each other since she got married.

Now she's separating from her husband.

Are you sure you didn't do a number on them?

It wouldn't be the first time.

Of course I didn't have anything to do with it.

You know I wouldn't fuck around with anything as sacred as marriage.

So what happened?

I don't know.

They just haven't been getting along.

Who is these days?

I'm going to handle this little

pot of honey all to myself.

All I can think about are those creamy white thighs grabbing my face.

And I'll get all that good pussy juice all from me.

And while her creamy thighs are wrapped around your face,

my creamy thighs will be wrapped around her face.

It must be her now, darling.

See you later, sweetheart.

But don't make it too soon, OK?

Don't worry, Glenna.

I'll be coming over very soon.

Sooner than you think.

So

how are you feeling now?

I don't know.

I'm relieved that the separation's over.

But I'm frightened.

I don't know.

Well, where do you think the fault lies?

You,

marriage, or Alan?

Probably all three.

No,

probably me mostly.

Maybe I blame Alan personally for not living up

to my idea of the ideal man.

I don't know.

Don't you know that that's

the way most marriages break up,

where people become disillusioned in their expectations?

He might be doing the same to you.

It could be.

But I haven't given up on the marriage completely.

It's just a separation, not a divorce.

We love each other very much still.

And if only we could just work it out somehow.

Who knows?

Sure.

Maybe if I'd gone through a trial separation instead of a divorce,

things would be different.

Do you have any regrets?

No.

No fucking way do I have any regrets.

Eh,

some peas.

Shit.

Is this a dream?

Yes.

Is this a dream where I make love to you?

I give everything to you.

Is this a dream?

Yes.

Is this a dream where I make love to you?

I give everything to you.

Does the dream come true?

Let it come true.

Yes.

Is this a dream?

Yes.

Oh, Robin, I can't stand it any longer.

I have to get on top of you and work it out.

I feel a building in my cunt.

Do it, Glenna.

Do whatever you want to me.

Ah,

there she is.

Okay, now, honey, this is your...

That's right.

That's right.

Now, look.

Look natural.

Smile for the camera.

Got it!

Again, again.

See the tongue.

Come on, come on! Let's see the tongue.

It's nice.

Now, lick.

That's nice.

Okay, now we need one more.

A little more.

Let's see the tongue.

Come on, come on!

Now, hold it.

Got it! Got it!

Oh, Mrs.

G, I'm so glad you could make it.

Are you the man who called me?

What's this all about?

What do you want from me?

Relax, Mrs.

G.

Nothing bad is going to happen to you.

Come with me.

I'll explain everything.

Do you always have breakfast in the bar?

Oh, yes.

It's very cozy.

Well, can I make you a martini to go with your scrambled eggs?

Take a look at one of these.

Look!

Don't touch.

It's an amazing likeness, isn't it?

Each picture is worth a thousand words, Mrs.

G.

Not one of them in your defense.

Oh, I know what you must be thinking.

Why pick on me to blackmail?

Well, I can hardly make ends meet.

Mrs.

G, you've got it all wrong.

I don't want your money.

I just want you to relax.

Relax and realize that you are in a very unusual situation.

Not harmful,

no.

Just

unusual.

And while you're relaxing,

put your arms around me.

Please.

I'm frightened.

I don't understand.

Your lack of imagination is very disappointing.

Now, look!

When you leave here today,

you can have everything.

The pictures, the negatives, everything.

You can sell them,

you can trade them,

you can burn them.

Anything you like.

But while you're here today,

you must do what I like.

Oh, I'm so happy you came to visit me.

I can't tell you.

Really, I just...

I can't tell you.

Well,

you don't mind what I'm doing to you,

do you?

I'm going to tell you if my hands are too rough,

anything.

Just tell me.

You're so charming.

You are so beautiful.

I don't know where to begin with you, my God.

Any suggestions you have,

anything, just tell me anything you want.

Well, never mind.

I'll do it myself.

Oh, that was good.

I feel much better now.

Good.

But there's just one thing missing.

Yeah?

What's that?

Champagne.

I love champagne after breakfast.

Would you open it for me?

A big, strong boy like you should be able to pop my cock.

Honey,

I'd pull it out

for you anytime.

I'll get it, yeah.

Seems to be stuck.

I've got an opener that never fails.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Paul, go ahead, Paul.

I'm going to hurt you.

Oh, don't worry.

I've got the tightest pussy in town.

All right.

Oh, it's coming, I think.

Come on, then.

Well?

It's what I call real pussy power.

It does hurt a little bit.

Why don't you kiss it and make it feel better?

Wow.

With pleasure.

However, I think it's customary to sniff the cork first.

Here it is.

Yes.

No.

Oh, no.

It's OK.

It's OK.

Oh,

you fuck.

You fuck.

Don't stop.

This is so good.

Oh, it's so good.

That's it.

That's it.

Hold it nice and tight.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

That was some number you did to me with your mouth.

Now let's see how you stand up to the same treatment.

Well, that's only fair.

Can I have the pictures now, please?

Can I go home now?

Take it easy.

Take it easy.

The show's not over yet.

I'll get to you later.

You'll get them.

Oh, my God.

Where's my pants?

Oh, Lorraine.

You're back.

Relax.

I'm Lorraine.

Hello, honey.

I see you made a new friend while I was away.

Hi.

I'm...

We were just...

We were just about to get it on.

Oh, that's nice.

But why not in the bedroom?

Your husband's in there.

Larry's here?

What's Larry doing here?

Something weird, I think.

Oh, I remember.

He told me about that.

I know this.

What did I do,

baby pie?

What did I do?

What did you do?

I come home and I find you in bed with another woman.

Oh, Larry, how could you?

In our own house.

In my own bed.

You got it all wrong, honey.

This is Mrs.

G.

She's a neighbor.

No, I...

Shut up.

I'll handle this.

This place is crazy.

I know it looks bad, but

nothing happened, honest.

We got a little bit high.

We smoked some pot.

We fell asleep.

But we didn't do a thing.

Oh, Larry, I want to believe you.

Really, I do.

Are you sure you weren't doing anything dirty?

Honey,

I swear.

Scouts honor.

All right, then.

I believe you.

Unzip me, darling.

I'm just so exhausted and dying to relax.

He blackmailed me.

He forced me to have sex with him.

Oh, you poor dear.

I believe you.

Now,

tell me what he did to you.

Tell me everything he did to you.

Oh, no.

Oh,

yes.

That was a wild and crazy fuck.

I'm tingling all over.

My cunt feels like a hummingbird.

Perhaps you'd like to come over tonight.

I'm having a few friends visit,

and I think you'd fit in quite nicely.

No.

No, I would not like that.

I think you and your perverted husband are sick.

This is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

You're both, you're crazy.

You're sick.

You should be locked up for life.

Oh, my God.

What kind of place is this?

Did they take pictures of you,

too? Oh, no.

Let me out of here.

It's a crazy house.

ah

There's nobody here.

Oh,

I'll bet they're all in the fuck room.

Fuck room?

You have a fuck room?

You don't have a fuck room?

I thought everybody had a fuck room.

Come,

I'll show you.

Oh Roman,

Roman, Roman...

Roman, Roman,

Roman...

Oh, God...

Roman,

Roman, Roman...

My God!

I've just fucked my wife!