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Good.

Mr Duan, quite a good show!

The show I've organized is not bad.

Mistress, this monkey's kung fu is pretty good.

Especially that actress, so beautiful.

Look at you! Of all the days she performed

...you have always showed up.

You have been mesmerized.

Remember, you promised me.

Yes, but you also promised to give me something.

Sure, after you complete this task

I will give it to you.

And do whatever you say.

Secretary.

Master Chan, Mr Duan invites you to a meal.

Him again?

Great efforts, everyone!

Sister.

Sister.

That Duan Shiangyuan has invited me again.

Look at you.

Always needing help to take off your make-up.

Sister, I suggest you don't go tonight.

As we finish tomorrow we should go as a courtesy.

And express our gratitude...

for their daily support.

All right then.

But you must not drink that much.

All right.

A Toast to you both.

Good.

Mr Duan, you're too kind.

Our performance in your vicinity

...has enjoyed your total support.

We're really grateful.

You're too kind!

I have no other interests.

My wife really enjoys...

watching you two perform.

As far as I'm concerned

I love watching your kung fu.

Mr Duan is too kind.

A toast to you again.

Please.

Brother, don't drink that much!

You bother me again?

No, we still have to pack up.

Precisely for that. Because you're packing up.

And we don't know when you'll come again.

So please drink up, bring the wine!

Yes.

Sister, Mr Duan is right.

Master Chan, some say the somersault on stage.

Bei Pai kung fu

...is only for show.

And not practical as a matter of fact.

What do you say?

Brother.

Sister, he's criticizing our kung fu.

Saying it's quite useless

I believe Mr Duan's kung fu

...must have reached the pinnacle.

No, not really.

Li Hang.

Yes.

Invite Master Chan to instruct the men.

Master Chan, please prove your skills to us.

Stop! Master Chan, this is real kung fu.

Their backhand technique is entangling.

Yes, how different is what they do...

from what you do on stage?

Slightly different.

Brother!

Sister, it's a rare opportunity. Let me show them.

Don't be like this!

Sit down.

Please.

They circle their arms too wide.

Lacking agility in the hip region.

Also, you're too slow.

Look sharp! Stand here.

Come on.

Put your palm here.

His counter strike will be ineffective.

Am I right? Mr Duan.

Also, your rebound kick.

Look.

Your stance should not be like that.

It should be lower.

Right again, Mr Duan?

Right, a toast to Master.

Yes.

Brother.

Studying martial arts with wine is life's great joy.

Mr Duan is right.

Mr Duan, since you appreciate so much

...my kung fu on stage;

And it so happens I'm in the mood.

Good. I'll demonstrate some more.

Don't move.

Just stand still.

Hold your breath. Did I scare you?

But doing this alone is no fun.

Good. Get someone to join in with Master Chan.

If two aren't enough, get four.

If that's not enough, get ten.

Master Chan, I believe this will do?

Oh, whatever.

The more the merrier.

Brother, you...

I'm not drunk, just an exchange of techniques.

Yes, it's all right. Just for fun.

Well, make a move.

Young man, more power from the hips!

Grab the fan!

For you.

This is my hand.

Why did you hit like that?

Who taught you this?

Good. More wine.

Yes!

Another toast.

You're a great drinker!

Sister.

Brother, drink no more. Let's go.

Miss Chan.

This fellow's talk about martial arts

...must have bored you.

Right? Master Chan?

Brother.

Mistress!

Master.

Please accompany Miss Chan to the back hall.

And engage in ladies' chit chat.

All right.

Mr Duan, we really must go.

Wait, Miss Chan.

Let's have a chat.

Brother, don't. You're drunk!

What? Me, drunk?

Right, he's not drunk at all.

Sister, they're so sincere in entertaining us.

And besides,

I haven't seen Mr Duan's kung fu.

Brother, you're once again ignoring me.

Sister... I um...

Miss Chan, leave them to their man-talk.

We'll talk about ladies' matters.

Come, let's go inside and chat.

Brother.

That's right.

Sister, I'm fine. Go.

That's it. Come with me.

Master Chan, please demonstrate.

Please!

Please!

It's just for fun. Come on.

Not bad, you're quite good.

You're too kind.

Now it's my turn to demonstrate...

some real kung fu

...for you to see.

It's not fair fighting with the fan.

You...

Mr Duan, where are you going?

Oh... to fetch you wine.

Bring the wine.

Wine...

Master Chan is very good.

Your kung fu is really great!

It has speed, power and agility.

Just like a monkey.

What did you say?

Monkey Fist.

Here's a toast to you.

Mr Duan, your hip technique is too stiff.

Mine is more nimble.

But our kung fu is unlike yours.

We use power, not soft like yours.

Master Chan, another toast.

Power is forceful, but what about softness?

It's called Power and soft skills combined.

Cheers!

Attack on the groin!

This is called Monkey Grabbing the Peach. Cheers!

Mrs. Duan, it's late.

Isn't my brother's drinking...

bothering Mr Duan?

No, it won't.

Let me go and see.

Miss Chan, relax.

Master Chan and Mr Duan

...are more like brothers.

It's all right even if they're drunk.

Mrs Duan, you don't know.

When my brother is drunk...

He knows not what's happening

I'll talk to Mr Duan and ask him...

not to let Master Chan drink anymore.

Good.

Miss Chan, I've prepared some ginseng soup...

for easing Master Chan's hang-over.

Take care of Miss Chan

I'll demonstrate more Monkey Fist for you.

Please go ahead.

Good...

That isn't all.

There's more.

The four styles of the palm are most important.

And most difficult to practice.

Totally drunk! Good.

You know what to do.

Miss Chan, sorry.

Your brother is drunk...

and has beaten up people.

He ran around like a monkey.

And I don't know where he has gone.

Brother is a nuisance. It's so late.

God knows where he'd have gone!

Don't worry

I've sent many men to find him.

What about Mrs Duan?

I was busy looking after your brother

I don't know where she is.

Let me find my brother.

That's not necessary.

Once my men have found him.

They'll alert me.

What did you say?

Really!

Impossible!

I saw it with my own eyes...

My brother, he...?

Let's go and see.

Yes.

Master Chan.

Master Chan, you...

Mrs Duan.

Mistress, you...

Master.

Brother!

Sister, I...

Brother, you...

You filth... to have done such a thing

...to ruin my family name.

It's not my fault

I was preparing the ginseng soup in the kitchen

I didn't expect Master Chan to come in and...

I didn't do that, Mr Duan...

Shut up. I thought you were a man of honor.

But you have done such an immoral act.

Brother.

Grab him.

Brother.

You slime!

You still want to struggle in the face of evidence!

Mr Duan, my brother acted foolishly

...as he was under the influence of drink.

Sister, I was...

Brother, such shameful act.

You still want to argue!

Miss Chan, according to our rules...

such act is punishable by drowning.

My brother has done wrong, please forgive him.

Can such an act be forgiven?

Mr Duan, what remedy is there?

Drown him!

What are you doing?

Quiet.

Miss Chan, we have our rules.

There's nothing I can do.

Quiet.

Mr Duan, then do what you must.

Brother.

You'll have to forget you had such a brother

I'll stand in his place.

How?

I'll be your mistress, maid... anything.

Only if you would spare my brother.

Sister.

Brother, I've decided.

Mr Duan, please grant me my wish.

How can this be?

Please grant me my wish.

All right, I grant it.

But only if your brother's hands were crippled.

Why?

Because he has such good skills.

And he could use the excuse of wine...

and seek revenge from me.

No!

Duan Shiangyuan!

Brother, don't.

Stop.

He can act and do somersaults.

One, two, three, four.

Great...

Now you've all seen the monkey do somersaults.

Please, everyone.

Buy some candy from us.

Candy...

There'll be more shows!

Please, help us and buy...

Please buy some candy.

Please give your support.

Get some, it's very soothing.

Buy? Why don't you buy?

Don't you have any money?

No, do you?

No!

Here's a free one for each.

Get the money...

One for each, free for all.

One for each, very sweet.

Not even a dollar

I just opened for business.

Can you come around later?

Collect the money

I just opened for business.

And you want to collect money now.

That isn't very fair, is it?

Damn you, let's return later

I'll pick them up for you.

Thank you.

Go.

Done. Let's go.

This is a nice restaurant.

Boss... have you collected everything?

Everyone has collected his share...

Have some tea first.

Waiter, a bowls of sweet lotus soup.

Ah Tien, let's return with the money first.

Our collection went smoothly today.

The boss will be pleased with us.

Quickly!

Help...

Help...

Help...

Get that kid.

What are you doing?

Old sir, may I ask...

where is the Master doing the monkey show?

Monkey show?

On the boat.

Thank you.

Uncle Chan.

Hello, Uncle Chan.

Good!

What, want to watch the monkey show again?

I don't do it in the evening.

No

I bought you some food.

And good wine. Try it.

Uncle Chan, what are you doing?

This is quality wine.

Be gone!

I didn't know you don't drink.

How about some food.

Using your hands, it's not hygienic.

Put it in the bowl.

Little fellow, what's your name?

Little Monkey.

Little Monkey?

My parents died when I was young.

So I just let people call me Little Monkey.

No wonder you're as naughty as a monkey. Sit.

Little Monkey, forgive me for just now.

Whenever I see wine...

You don't drink, is that it?

Yes, the food is good.

But of course, it's from Fok Kee.

Prepared especially for you.

You must have spent a lot of money.

The money is taking advantage of you

I got it from those other people.

Then that's stealing.

But I can't beat them.

Truthfully.

If you can't beat them, steal from them.

In this world.

There are so many vices.

Uncle Chan, eat while it's hot.

Right, join me.

Uncle Chan, most performing artistes...

usually drink some wine.

Why don't you drink?

Uncle Chan, what's the matter?

Nothing. Just a little indigestion

...causing gas. Make yourself comfortable.

Sit...

Eat up!

Uncle Chan, here's a chicken leg.

Thank you.

Why do you hold chopsticks like this?

Oh, my fingers are clumsy.

Bitten by a monkey?

No.

By a rat?

By a snake?

By a woman?

Uncle Chan!

Uncle Chan, what are you doing?

Do you have a seizure?

No.

You must have done too many monkey shows.

That's what monkeys do when they're in heat.

Uncle Chan, do I look the part?

Don't you know monkeys won't do that?

Remember, don't mention wine and women anymore.

Eat up!

You're good.

You too, the bill is paid.

Baldy, this lily is most cooling.

You can use it as a fan...

Also, for your hair.

It can act as a hat.

Come, put it on.

Don't you know my fist can strike at the chest

...and the back?

Five? It's more like ten.

Nothing. Open up

I said you didn't open as yet.

Five again.

Scoundrel, want to pull one on me?

Little Monkey, take a beating.

That's nothing, that's life.

You're making a mockery of yourself.

Sorry, we haven't brought you any food.

Sorry.

It's OK, but if you continue to steal...

sooner or later you'll be beaten to death.

If I don't steal, I will starve to death sooner or later

I don't steal, do you see me starving?

But you can put on the monkey show to earn money

...whereas I don't have the skill.

So I have to steal.

But what you have stolen is dirty money.

It's late, you can sleep here!

Sleep with Ah Mo.

Your bird sings a lovely tune.

It's really nice.

The bird I had did not sing like this.

Good morning, boss.

Little Monkey, what are you doing here?

Nothing, I have stopped stealing

...and would like a job from you.

You want a job from me?

You are not used to a regular job.

What can you do?

I can pick up these bowls and dishes for you.

You haven't paid money in two days.

As soon as I have enough money I will pay you.

Give me back the monkey.

If everybody is like you...

how can we earn a living?

You dare to strike back? Attack!

Beat him...

You're bullying him...

What's wrong...?

Ah Fok, they are quite angry.

Let us hide for a moment.

Go.

Are you okay?...

Waiter, the bill please.

The bill.

When traveling, this is the best place to eat.

It doesn't matter even if we had more dishes.

Hey, it ain't hygienic to wash dishes in the river.

Aren't you afraid of contagious diseases?

Diseases are scary, but you are even worse.

The bill for eighteen cents.

Two forty six.

Table Three, twenty-one cents more.

Thirty-nine cents in total.

Little Monkey, very good.

Yeah.

Sir, where is Uncle Chan?

It is sad, these rascals...

have beaten his monkey to death.

Isn't it tragic?

So immoral.

Uncle Chan...

Uncle Chan.

Uncle Chan, you have failed.

Ah Mo, you have died today.

One day those scoundrels will meet the same fate.

Uncle Chan, don't feel too sad about Ah Mo

I'll catch you another monkey tomorrow.

Even if I don't, I can act as a monkey.

Little Monkey, did you hurt yourself?

No.

Oh, I am used to it.

Uncle Chan, these people have bullied you

I will avenge you.

Little Monkey, don't be a hero.

Looking for trouble

...means getting killed sooner.

Don't worry

I can't beat them openly.

But I have my plan.

Plan? I don't think you have any.

Why not?

They won't be able to catch me

I'll be a wolf in sheep's clothing.

And fool them.

Like a rock in a shit hole.

To teach them a lesson.

Hard and stinking, so they can't stand it.

What an idea!

Uncle Chan, I've earned two dollars.

Is it stolen again?

Of course not

I have sweated for it.

How so?

I have sweated in return for wagers from a proper job.

That is the right way to earn money.

Let's eat first

I almost forgot to bury Ah Mo.

Ah Mo, God speed you.

Go to a better world.

But don't play jokes on the pig god again.

Do you want to perform the last rites?

Ah Mo.

Uncle Chan.

Little Monkey, it's you.

I must be blind.

For a moment I thought you were Ah Mo.

Don't I look like a monkey.

You even mistook me for Ah Mo

I've learned to mimic his movements. Watch.

Ah Mo doing the somersault.

Ah Mo pissing in the wind.

Ah Mo scratching.

Also.

Ah Mo walking.

Something is still lacking.

What is it?

A monkey has hair.

Hair? No problem.

This is not a great big monster.

Neither is it the legendary Monkey King.

What do you say he looks like?

Like a monkey...

You are right.

He is a man disguised as a monkey.

Doesn't he look like a monkey, he scratches.

And says hello to everyone.

He jumps too.

Skilled in stick kung fu.

And, gentlemen, he also sells candies.

Thank you, thanks for your help.

It's good business over there.

Looks like he just started.

Let's go.

It's you again?

Please everyone.

Not bad business.

Halt, I'll kill anyone who moves.

So it's you, you little bastard.

Disguising as a monkey?

We were only trying to earn a living.

Okay, as before.

A dollar a day.

No way, there are now two of you.

So there should be one dollar more.

Everyone is paying one dollar.

Why do we have to pay two dollars?

I don't care, with you it's one dollar more.

Two dollars in total.

Stop fighting ...!

Don't cause trouble.

He can fight. Hit him with some weapon.

Please, I don't know how to fight

I'll pay you two dollars a day.

Uncle Chan.

That's more like it, pay up quickly.

Collect the money.

There's only a dollar.

What are you going to do about it?

Stop pretending, you have so much money.

Pick up the money. Let's go!

I've run my business for five years

I'm used to seeing money collectors.

So they've taken a lot of advantage from you.

Whaddya know!

Some people are born to pay.

They pay when they study.

They pay when they work.

Why is it like this?

These hoodlums!

We sweat night and day and they take from us.

No way, I'll get the money back.

Don't go.

Why?

What you get may not be good.

If you don't get it, you get beaten up

I'll fight them to death.

If you cause more trouble.

Sooner or later you'll be beaten to death.

Who cares!

Such stubbornness.

So it's true.

What is true?

You know kung fu.

Says who?

Those scoundrels say you know kung fu.

Rubbish.

It's not rubbish.

In fact, having followed you this long...

I ought to have picked up some Kung Fu.

But I've learnt nothing.

Except putting on a monkey show.

Little Monkey, putting on a monkey show

...is to entertain others to earn a living.

That's right, otherwise...

why the hell would we get beaten up?

I only know how to put on a monkey show

I don't know Monkey Fist.

If you want to learn, seek elsewhere

I'll go then.

Boss, the bill.

Boss...

Coming, coming.

Wait!

This is robbery in broad daylight.

You little bastard again.

What's your disguise this time?

Damn it!

He who is famous as the Monkey King

...is precisely me.

Haven't you heard?

I haven't, have you?

I have heard a lot of other things.

But haven't heard this.

Sorry...

Little Monkey, don't cause trouble here.

Boss, his kind should be eliminated

such that there will be peace around here.

Wait! You are not my match.

Ask your boss to come out.

Looking for our boss?

Correct.

It depends on how good your kung fu is.

Cross roads technique.

Four speeding stallions.

Breaking horse power.

Attack from beneath.

Besiege and destroy.

Beat him up!

Pepper!

The Monkey King Storms the Heavens.

It's me!

Little Monkey, don't fight!

Who'd be responsible for the damages?

Don't fight...!

Let me beat him to death!

Please stop.

Or you'll kill him.

Please have mercy.

He's just a kid.

Five more dollars.

Just let him go.

Release him!

I'm not scared of being out-numbered.

Little Monkey, you're awake.

Better being unconscious, I'll die easier.

To die sooner is better than later.

It's not that I don't want to teach you

I'm just afraid... that you'll become like me.

Learning kung fu will be like you.

Bullied, insulted and beaten.

Learning kung fu means a lot of pain

I accept pain and hard work

I'm afraid you'll drop out in the middle

I won't quit even if it kills me.

What should you do if you want to be my student?

Please accept my respects, Teacher!

This is not the place for learning kung fu.

Where should we go then?

Follow me to the hills!

A monkey's fingers are all different.

Every finger has power.

Therefore to learn Monkey Fist, you must have...

Strong fingers!

Strong wrists!

Teacher, to learn like that

...is tiring and inconvenient.

If you want to grab something.

You can do it like this.

If you want to eat food...

you can do it like this. What's so difficult?

From tomorrow onwards...

You must tie your hands on waking.

And release only when you sleep.

Teacher.

The rock must not touch the ground!

Raise your hands! Turn!

Jump like a monkey.

Jump!

Teacher, potato!

Put it down.

Sit down.

Grab with your hands.

A monkey's hands are much faster.

My hands are tied

and with the rock I'm naturally slow.

Then you eat less.

Again!

Little Monkey.

The roast chicken smells especially good today.

Yes.

Do you want to taste it?

No.

No appetite?

No, my hands are slower than yours.

So I'll settle for the potato.

Why are you so modest tonight?

Of course I have to be modest.

Normally I eat one or two servings.

I wouldn't think of having a third.

Then you eat this.

Teacher, you're right. It tastes real good.

This is called, "whoever is fast, gets it."

Not bad.

Little sly fox!

It's late. You're hanging out clothes to dry?

No, it's you... not the clothes.

Me?

What for?

Your monkey hands are quick enough.

But your arms are still lacking power.

Arms' power?

What has the rope to do with it?

When a monkey sleeps in a tree...

he supports his body with arms.

Right.

So starting tonight you'll sleep on a rope.

Sleep on a rope?

That's right.

But that means falling off easily.

Look at me.

This can be done!

If you're afraid of falling...

grasp here.

You'll get used to it.

Go on.

All right then.

Why did you release your grip?

You grasped my arm pit

I was itchy so I fell.

When a monkey climbs branches...

frequently tickle his arm pit.

Why doesn't he fall?

That's...

Go!

Don't be lazy, practice hard!

Fingers, wrists, arms; the whole body must have power.

Teacher, I'm not bad.

Still far from it.

What!

Not really so? No way.

Well, Teacher, you see?

Still far from it, right?

But of course I'll fall because you pushed me.

How can you be like a monkey falling that badly.

So how does a monkey fall?

He will do a somersault and land there.

Get up!

Teacher, I've learnt for a long time.

My progress could be regarded as speedy.

Speedy?

My finger, wrist, arm and hip power;

Somersaults and leaping techniques...

have all been drilled... am I yet not ready?

Still far from it.

What?

If you don't believe it, I can test your skills.

What's the point?

After all you are not those bastards.

So you think you can be a match

...for those bastards?

Of course.

Then according to you...

you want to graduate from your training?

That's what I want.

When do you intend to leave then?

The sooner the better, the more delay...

the more dirty money they'll collect.

I want to leave tonight.

Okay.

My pupil!

Yes, Teacher.

As you are determined to leave.

...I cannot retain you.

But you must remember.

There'll be the best among the best.

Teacher, please accept my respects.

First bow.

Second bow.

Third bow.

Take care of yourself.

Wait.

Teacher, you're changing your mind again.

For your trip this time...

I don't have anything special to give you.

Teacher, are you giving me this hat?

Don't underestimate this hat.

Once you've worn it, you wouldn't want to take it off.

That's great. Thank you, Teacher.

Ah Tien, this kid has survived a few beatings.

And has become a kindergarten teacher.

You bunch of bastards...

Bastards.

You teach those kids to scold us.

Aren't you afraid to die?

Well, I do wish to die.

But the Yama doesn't want me.

That's easy. We'll make sure you go to him.

Wait!

Are you both gutless?

Letting useless hoodlums to attack first?

But of course, if not...

how else will they earn their keep?

That's a point.

Say no more. Eat it.

Wait, so much confusion!

The spectators can't see clearly.

Let's fight one on one.

Okay, Ah De, you go.

Also, this is not suitable for children.

Kids should not watch.

Don't watch, go on...

Not bad.

It's hard to win with a single tile.

A pair is better.

Bump... Bump again.

Very itchy.

Which side is it?

This side is real.

I'll give you something good.

Very juicy.

So sour.

A pair of two bamboos.

Not a bad set of tiles.

A small hand again.

Better. Ask for three tiles.

Red, Green and White Dragon, you all go!

Red, Green and White Dragon, One bamboo.

East, south.

One circle, One and Nine Wan.

You're so aggressive.

Wanna go for a Full House, huh?

Nine bamboos.

Wait, once Nine circles appears

...you will have Full House, right?

Too much mahjong strains the mind.

Practice Monkey Fist.

Practice finger power.

Also...

It's your turn.

It's our turn.

Who goes first?

You, of course

I have to watch the money.

I...

Anyone will do.

That's outdated. Audience doesn't like it.

You see, now the audience likes it.

Where's my hat?

Are you stealing my smoke?

His cough is alienating everybody.

It's me.

A kick here, a kick there.

Be considerate, don't smoke.

Jumping on top!

This is your filter.

Not a bad taste.

Where's my hat?

Here.

Don't touch it.

Drunken snake!

Of course, Drunken Snake from the Cave.

Lazy Monkey Stretch.

What's up?

Don't fool around!

My shoulder is dislocated.

How much money have you collected today?

It's not my fault, it's him...

It's him.

Not much.

Return all the money that you've collected.

Will you do it?

Yes, yes, quickly...

Bring me to your boss.

Do we have to?

Are you going or not?

Yes, going...

Go then!

See you... thank you for coming.

What are you all doing, standing here?

Help pack up.

We have a business to run tonight.

Mr Duan, our business has been quite good.

Not bad.

Certainly, Mr Duan.

You've let me handle the business.

I will definitely bring in much profit for you.

Brother Choi, you're bluffing again.

It is in fact due to the good fortune of both ladies.

Yes, yes.

You really have a sense of humor.

They're always joking.

Mr Duan, I have prepared a meal in the VIP room.

Please go there.

Good.

Beat him...

Split up... come together.

Who is this?

This is...

You scoundrels are known for your immoral deeds.

Extortion, gambling dens, prostitution... what not!

I'm here to set you right today.

Damn yourself!

Ah Choi, this kid is really smart.

What's his background?

He is...

I don't need your introduction.

I'm Little Monkey from the school of Monkey Fist.

You know Monkey Fist?

What rubbish! This little bastard claims...

he's like a monkey and runs around all day.

I reckon, he merely has someone

...to teach him monkey acts.

No wonder he's mischievous like a monkey.

Ain't fooling. I'm here to teach you a lesson.

Ah Choi.

Play with that monkey and entertain me.

Right. Let me be that fellow.

One accident is good enough to kill.

No jumping!

Charge...

I'm here.

Thank you.

Smells horrible!

Wait... your poultice is not in the right place.

No, right here.

A bit higher. That's it.

Feels great!

Bastard!

Over there!

Watch me!

Lead the cow!

Get up.

Now you're really like a tortoise.

Help quickly!

It's me.

Turn again!

Not bad. Stand back.

So you have some real kung fu.

Choi, he really knows my stuff.

You say I am putting on a monkey show?

This is real Monkey Fist.

It is not real Monkey Fist.

You merely act like a monkey, that's all.

What?

Who is he?

My big brother.

So you're not the big boss

I'm the second in charge.

So that makes him the boss.

So you've just been pretending

I'm temporarily the boss when big brother is absent.

For all the time you've been around...

You don't even know such kung fu.

The Monkey Fist... I know that.

Then who is your teacher?

Are you interrogating me?

A man possessing kung fu skills will not tell.

Yes...!

Bring two ladies to the VIP room.

Yes...

Ah Choi, prepare to serve the meal!

Right away, boss.

Serve the meal?

Do you know what pleases my palate?

I know.

A feast of highest quality, right?

You know Monkey Fist too.

We can have a fight.

Sister, let's go down.

Ladies.

Mr Duan's kung fu is still powerful.

Sister, does his somersault remind you of...

My brother? No.

Ah Choi, bring out all the food

I want a feast here.

Yes, yes, coming...!

No need, I'm not hungry

I'll want to eat even if you don't.

Wait! Go away!

Let me serve a treasured dish.

You're too kind. Let me sit down first.

Brother, I see.

This must be monkey's brain tar tar.

Prepare the condiments.

Condiments.

Isn't it too cruel?

What too cruel?

This is a timely tonic and nourishment.

Everyone sit.

Please sit.

Little Monkey.

You always cause us trouble.

Your so-called teacher.

What's his name?

Sorry. Though I'm a loser,

I won't disgrace my teacher.

Bastard!

To eat the brain monkey's head must be washed.

Then sterilized with spirits.

Then the head should be shaved.

And finally the skull will be cracked open.

Who is your teacher?

Speak up...

I don't know.

Right, Ah Choi.

Crack his skull slowly, blow by blow.

Yes.

Oh, no...

Grab him, don't let him get away!

Are you blind?

The hat given by Teacher is still in the brothel.

Must be Uncle Chan's student.

You! Horny and coward.

Me, afraid?

If it wasn't for you, could he have escaped?

Do you think I pulled my skirts deliberately

...for others to see?

You like anyone who is versed in Monkey Fist.

What?

It was you who asked me to arrange the trap.

Now you...

So you are accusing me now.

Don't forget you were rewarded handsomely.

Yes, you gave me this brothel.

But you also promised me.

Once you've got what you wanted...

You'll give me Tsuei Hung as the top prostitute.

However you've procrastinated many years.

Now what is happening?

Why are you coming back?

To get back the hat Teacher gave me.

What's his name?

Uncle Chan.

He's really my brother.

My Teacher is your brother?

Yes, I just heard.

Some years ago.

My brother fell into Duan's trap.

To save my brother...

I became Duan's mistress.

Duan Shiangyuan!

You...

You filthy slime!

So you helped him deliberately.

You pulled off her skirt and are siding with him.

You beast!

You tricked me and my brother years ago.

Now I want you dead!

Go quickly!

I will not budge!

Madam.

Make up and stop fighting.

Madam, what's all this for?

Tsuei Hung is helping that fellow to fight Mr Duan.

Like that, huh! Pool up and hit him.

You're still here?

Don't let him get away.

Don't let him get away. Grab him...

Don't let him get away.

You...

Little Monkey.

Teacher.

You've returned so quickly.

Did you miss me?

Yes, Teacher. I um...

When you left you were full of pride.

Why pull a long face now?

Yes...

Headache?

No.

Mourning on someone's behalf?

No.

Then someone must have hit you on the head.

Yes, Teacher.

You must have thought your kung fu was good.

How would you have a swollen head?

No, Teacher. I started off smoothly.

And used finger, wrist and hip power.

And drove them from the main street to the brothel.

Beating those scoundrels such that...

they were all over the place.

But unexpectedly there came a big boss

...who said mine was not the Monkey Fist.

But a mere semblance of monkey movements.

Shouldn't I be angry?

I used my somersault skills.

But little realizing...

Lost the fight.

Yes.

Your head has been injured.

Why haven't you used the hat I gave you...

to cover your shameful wound?

Hat? Teacher, I saw your sister.

My sister?

Yes.

Where?

In the brothel.

How come she's in...

Teacher, she's not a prostitute.

She's that boss's...

Is the boss's surname Duan?

That's the bastard.

Teacher, your sister said...

What did she say?

That you fell into the bastard's trap.

How could I...

In order to save me...

Your sister helped me fight those crooks.

But we couldn't beat him...

Teacher, where are you going?

To find my sister.

You can't go.

Why?

That Duan fellow is conniving.

And besides, your hands...

My hands are like this because of him.

Teacher, don't worry.

All things considered, she's his wife.

I don't think he'll do her harm. Besides...

you can't use the Monkey Fist effectively on him;

Which renders it totally useless.

Little Monkey, you should know that your Kung Fu...

...is still a long way off.

So what's to be done?

Continue to practice diligently!

You must attain the skill to pursue and attack.

Four styles of the palm.

Attack!

Again!

Teacher!

Teacher.

Business has been good recently.

Miss, you are really... beautiful!

Young Master, any lady in mind?

Yes.

Who?

Your mother.

Your mother?

Please.

We have Siu Hung, Siu Man, Siu Fa.

Siu Ying, Siu Tseui, Sui Lien, Siu Juan.

Fat, tall or short.

They come in all shapes and sizes.

Which style would you prefer?

Don't be shy, tell us

I want you.

Me.

How come you have such perverted taste.

Don't be so horny.

You really want a man?

Sure! All the men here.

Can you take it?

Of course, including your boss.

Our boss is not interested in this.

Besides, we don't do this sort of business here.

But since you are here.

We won't spoil your fun.

Good, let me give you a good one.

Ah Biao.

What's the matter?

One is not enough, get a few more.

Fix him up.

I will.

Done so soon!

I told you one is not enough.

Here's a pair, Ah Sang, Ah Hoi.

What's up?

What's the matter?

You used to bluff, look...

Finished before it's begun.

Are you really that good?

Of course.

Get four more.

What's the matter?

This client likes men. Fix him!

Same price for men and women!

Don't be so nervous, what's the matter?

How come it looks so familiar?

What's the game here?

What are these words?

Monkey...

Little Monkey, follow the plan.

Guarded by four posts, take down by four strings.

The net seals the heaven, alert the boss.

You two protect me.

Such a good plan, to avoid killing the innocent.

All by-standees, please leave.

To avoid being hurt, go quickly...

Don't go...

Brother, you haven't paid yet.

You'll die surely.

This is to let you develop some good karma.

All martial art heroes should...

...focus on their moral discipline.

We can't use our martial arts skill...

to do something bad.

These are the scum of our martial arts world.

It's finished.

Who taught you that?

From teacher?

Yes.

So your Teacher has sent you to lecture us.

Are our men all here?

I am getting impatient.

Come, men!

It's not necessary to encircle in a fight.

What's important is position.

Position?

We know that. Use the 4-2-4 strategy to attack.

Testing the strength of my arms?

How long have you trained in that?

Five months?

No, looks like three months at the most.

Right... the Four Knives! Kill him!

I'm a friend.

Kill him...

Everyone stop!

You're all confused.

Ah Choi, where's that little monkey?

Brother, Little Monkey has been caught.

Get away.

Where is he?

Here!

Here comes the star!

Little Monkey, long time no see.

Your technique has improved.

You're too kind. That's Monkey Fist.

I knew that after perfecting Monkey Fist...

you'll indeed come and look for me.

You're right, I've come this time...

for three things.

Firstly, to rid this place of evil.

Secondly, to avenge for Teacher.

Thirdly to look for Tsuei Hung.

Tsuei Hung?

Last time in order to save you...

she was wounded and died.

Little Monkey.

Even if you were the Monkey King himself...

you can't escape. Skin him alive!

You see, he's caught ...!

Even your Teacher cannot escape from me;

Not to mention the puny you!

You think you've caught me?

My Teacher will come and save me.

Drag him out and don't dirty this place.

Teacher has arrived.

Teacher!

Master Chan.

How have you been doing, Mr Chan?

Very well... Mrs. Duan.

Didn't ever imagine that with your cripple hand...

you could develop such a good student.

Nonsense! Send for my sister.

Your sister has been killed by them.

Don't be afraid!

Why be afraid of this crippled monkey.

Teacher, why have you come so late?

Had you come sooner, we'd have caught them all.

Who will come to save us!

Right.

As good as the old days.

Why haven't you remembered

...your hands are crippled.

I am not crippled!

All of you attack!

Attack ...!

Stay calm... don't be afraid...

Don't be afraid... attack...

My hands...

We better leave!

Let's go!

Old Duan, has my Monkey Fist improved?

It's he who has regressed.

Come.

Don't be mad. The moral of the story is:

That as a martial arts practitioner...

you shouldn't be attracted by sex.

Neither should indulge in immoral things.

Practice more Kung Fu, and keep good health.

Understand?

Is it painful?

This is called do unto others what they do unto you.

Teacher, isn't that correct?

Also, I so wish to avenge your sister!

Little Monkey!