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MAN ON TV: We now return
to Aaron Sorkin's new show,
The Kitchen.
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Where's the miIk? No miIk?
We're out. No.
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WaIk with me.
l want you to
get some milk.
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Where? Now?
At the store. Right now.
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Any store? Bloomie's?
Any store. ls that a joke?
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What do you think?
I think we need miIk.
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I think
you're right.
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You know, I never
get tired
of hearing that.
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Should l go get the milk?
Go get the milk.
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(ALL GROANlNG)
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Looks like the power's
out again.
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What, are we in lraq?
This happens
entirely too often.
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Can we tell stories
till it comes back on?
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Yeah, Dad. Remember
the last time you told us
the story of Star Wars?
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Maybe you could
tell us another one.
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Well, all right.
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This is the story
of BIack Snake Moan.
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Once upon a time,
Christina Ricci was all
tied up for some reason. . .
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l'm already bored
and confused.
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Yeah, Dad. lsn't there
another story like Star Wars
you could tell us?
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There just might be, Chris.
There just might be.
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(STARS WARS THEME PLAYlNG)
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CHORUS: (SlNGlNG)
His boy Elroy
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(MlMlCKlNG PROBE DROlD)
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Echo 3 to Echo 7.
Han, old buddy,
you read me?
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Luke, l thought
we taIked about this.
l changed my code name.
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Right. Sorry.
Echo 3 to
Carlos Spicy Wiener.
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Carlos Spicy Wiener here.
Go ahead.
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There's a meteorite
that hit the ground
near here.
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l'm gonna go check it out.
Won't take long.
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Okay, but be careful.
There's some
snow monsters out there.
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Relax, Han, l'll be careful. . .
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(SCREAMlNG)
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Cookie!
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Hey, you guys, l hate
to do this to you,
but l gotta get out of here.
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Hey, what's that
on your jacket?
ls that the Purina logo?
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No, it's just a patch.
l like it.
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Thank you.
l lied. lt's lame.
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l won't miss you.
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Han, wait.
l thought you said
you were gonna stay.
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Sorry, l can't.
But l'll give you
my email address.
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lt's HanSolo64@CompuServe.com.
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Comp. . .
Yes, CompuServe.
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But you can't
leave now.
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You're a natural
leader and we. . .
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Hey. Did you guys
order some ice?
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'Cause l got
a bag of ice here.
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Thought you might
need some ice.
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Yes, there is a lot
of ice around here.
We get it.
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We're having
a conversation here.
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Hey. l thought
you guys
might need some ice.
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SOLDlER: What?
Why would l need ice?
We're surrounded by. . .
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(LAUGHlNG) Oh !
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What a day brightener.
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Han, we need you.
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Oh, really?
"We" or "l"?
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What do you mean?
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You don't want me to leave
because of the way
you feel about me.
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l bet you're afraid l'm gonna
leave without giving you
a goodbye kiss.
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Ugh ! l'd rather
kiss George Takei.
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Hello.
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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Man, it's cold in here.
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Beep-boop-beep.
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l like all these
electrical wires
just nailed to the ice.
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That's probably
pretty safe, right?
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Captain Solo,
have you seen
Master Luke?
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'Cause no one knows
where he is.
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What? Well, that
doesn't sound good.
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All right, l'm gonna go out
and look for him.
l'll take my Don Don.
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Well, l can't go outside.
lt's cold out there.
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You can't go out there
in this weather.
Your Don Don will freeze.
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Then l'll see you
in hell !
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SOLDlER: Wait, Han.
You'll need this.
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What?
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(SNlCKERlNG)
Bag of ice.
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You knucklehead.
Get out of here,
but know l love you.
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(GRUNTS)
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Damn these stubby arms!
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Well, this is no better.
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(SCREAMlNG)
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(GASPS)
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Me was going to ask you
to snow monster ball,
but now forget it!
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(SOBBlNG)
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OBI-WAN: Luke. Luke,
pull your pants down.
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Ben?
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You Iook awfuI coId.
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Why don't l get you
a nice hot bowI
of Zima soup?
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Ben.
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Luke.
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You will go to
the Dagobah system and learn
the ways of the Force from Yoda.
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Ben.
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Luke!
Ben !
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Hang on, kid.
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Yoda. Dagobah system.
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Zima soup.
Yoda. Dagobah.
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Last time l was in a dago bar
l was drinking
a beer in Little ltaly.
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Go on,
get out of here!
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Well, l can't stand
this cold anymore.
l'm gonna die.
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Oh !
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Well, it's probably
for the best.
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There are way too many
elderly comedians
out here in the snow.
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This may smell bad, kid,
but it'll keep you warm.
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(SlGHS)
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l thought they smelled bad
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(GASPlNG)
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on the outside.
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Captain Solo, do you copy?
This is Overweight Pilot
Number One.
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Commander Skywalker,
do you copy?
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HAN: Who are you
looking for?
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Captain Solo,
there you are!
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l'm sorry,
l didn't copy that.
Who are you looking for?
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Carlos Spicy Wiener,
do you copy?
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Carlos Spicy Wiener here,
go ahead.
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They found us, kid.
We're going back to base.
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Just as soon as l grab
some powder with these
skiing young people.
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(JUlCY FRUlT THEME PLAYING)
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MAN: (SlNGlNG)
Get your skis shined up
Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit
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The taste is gonna move ya
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Take a sniff
PuII it out
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The taste is gonna move ya
when you pop it in your mouth
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Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya
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It chews so soft,
it gets right to ya
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Juicy Fruit
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The taste, the taste,
the taste is gonna move ya
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How you doing, kid?
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You look strong enough
to pull the ears
off Jennifer Garner.
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Thanks to you.
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Well, your managed-
to-keep-me-around-
a-little-longerness,
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it looks like
you managed to keep me
around a little longer.
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l assure you,
l had nothing
to do with it.
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Yeah, right.
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l think you just can't stand
to let a fat guy
like me out of your sight.
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Why, you stuck up,
half-witted,
scruffy-looking nerf herder!
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You can't use that word !
Only we can use that word !
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(GASPS) The boss
is coming.
Look busy.
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Lot of Empire stuff to do.
Empire stuff.
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Getting Empire stuff done.
Busy with Empire stuff.
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Yes, this is good
Empire stuff.
This Empire stuff looks good.
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Yes, l think we're done
with this Empire stuff.
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Hey, dudes,
what you looking at?
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00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,552
We think
we found something.
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(PROBE DROlD CHATTERlNG)
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That's it.
The Rebels are there.
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My lord, there are so many
uncharted settlements.
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lt could be a phony!
A big, fat phony!
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What'd them Rebels
do anyways?
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You know
your friend Alan?
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Yeah, l like Alan.
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They took his dog.
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(GASPS) They took
Zeus? Oh, no!
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Central Command
to Jeffrey.
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Jeffrey here.
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Jeffrey, them Rebels
took Zeus.
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That's Alan's dog.
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l know.
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00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,496
Oh, no!
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00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,789
l know.
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00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,583
Set your course
for the Hoth system.
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00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,422
Hey, take care
of yourself, Chewie.
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00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:15,590
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,384
What's this handshake
business, huh?
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Come here. Come on.
Come on, bring it in.
Come on. Come on.
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l'm not really
a hug person.
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Knock it off. Come here.
Come on, bring it.
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Yeah, yeah.
Hug it out, bitch.
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Hug it out, yeah.
Spray that hug
all over me.
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00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,022
What's wrong
with you?
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What? l just wanna share
my throbbing emotions
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and shoot hot hug
all over you.
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l don't get why
that's a problem.
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Hey, Luke.
Take care
of yourself, okay?
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You, too.
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Hey, what'd you end up doing
with that dog we kidnapped?
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l killed it and ate it!
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Yeah ! Yeah !
Yeah !
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Rebels! Rebels!
Rebels!
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Empire sucks!
Rebels!
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00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,417
Rebels! Yeah !
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00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,419
Yeah, Rebels! Yeah.
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Lord Vader,
we've entered
the Hoth system,
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but the Rebels have put up
an energy shield
blocking our entry.
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00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,021
What are we
gonna do now, buddy?
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00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,482
Admiral Ozzel came out
of light speed too quickly.
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(CHUCKLlNG) Yeah.
l had that problem with
a chick the other night.
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Okay, gross. l'm gonna
turn around and take care
of this other guy.
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00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,368
Lord Vader, we're out
of light speed and...
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00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,536
(CHOKlNG)
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You have failed me
for the last time, Admiral.
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Didn't know l could choke you
through the TV, did you?
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00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:35,545
Well, l can.
Captain Piett,
you're in charge now.
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00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,548
Don't fail me,
Admiral Piett.
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00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,967
A promotion? Really?
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00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,428
Can l get business cards
that say "Admiral"?
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00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,181
That's not in the budget.
You know, we're trying
to catch Rebels here.
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00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,558
l don't even have
business cards.
None of us do.
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00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,143
Do you have business cards?
Yeah.
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00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,437
You have business cards?
You're a stormtrooper.
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00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,106
There's like a million of you.
What do you need
business cards for?
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00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,483
Well, they're for
my cookie business.
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l don't want. . .
Oh, my God.
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00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,489
(CHUCKLlNG)
That chocolate chip cookie
looks like the Death Star.
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00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,619
May l have everyone's
attention please?
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00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,662
We're evacuating
into outer space,
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00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,457
with literally
infinite directions
in which to flee.
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00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,918
However, we have decided
that our transports
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00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,837
will travel directly toward
the fleet of Star Destroyers.
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00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,963
Any questions?
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00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,089
Yeah.
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00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:24,052
ls there someone from
the military we can
talk to? A man, perhaps?
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00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,852
Sir, Rebel ships
are coming
into our sector.
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Good. Our first
catch of the day.
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00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,856
(SCOFFS)
Like you know
how to fish.
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00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,567
Prepare to fire
giant boob-nipple gun.
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00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,030
(CHUCKLlNG)
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Feeling okay, sir?
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00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,008
Just like new.
How about you, Dack?
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00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,970
l feel like l could take on
the whole Empire myself.
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00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,722
Really? 'Cause that
would be awesome.
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00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,517
Hey, everyone,
Dack says
he's got this one.
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00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,102
(ALL CHEERlNG)
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00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,145
You know it, bitches!
225
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:26,823
Hey, lmperial fleet,
get ready
to suck some Dack!
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00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,000
l think we're doomed.
Nah.
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00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,545
Unless they've got any
big, giant robot camels,
l think we're okay.
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00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,009
Jim, robot camels.
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00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,892
Check it out,
that one's wearing Crocs.
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00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,607
(MEN SCREAMlNG)
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00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,985
Echo Station 5-7,
we are on our way.
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00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,236
REBEL LEADER: Great.
We'll see you in...
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00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,322
(GUN FlRlNG)
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00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,949
Echo Station 5-8,
we are on our way.
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00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,159
Hurry!
236
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,177
Yes, Lord Vader,
their shield
will be down in moments.
237
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,470
You may start
your landing.
238
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,764
ExceIIent.
We'll prepare
for our descent.
239
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,807
Hey. Hey, Consuela,
no cleaning.
240
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,186
No cleaning while
l'm doing the hologram...
Shut that off!
241
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:43,358
Mr. Darth, you no have
no more Windex
on Star Destroyer.
242
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,442
Well, that's not
my problem.
243
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,777
Why don't you go
out and buy some?
244
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,196
No. No, you buy.
245
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,740
What if l give you
the money, then you
can go out and buy it?
246
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,033
No.
247
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,095
(EXCLAlMlNG)
248
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,638
(GROANlNG)
249
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,462
Crap! l'm hit!
250
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,804
(GASPS)
251
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,725
FEMALE VOICE: OnStar.
What is the nature
of your emergency?
252
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,061
Yeah, l just got
laser torpedoed
by an lmperial walker
253
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,855
and l need
roadside assistance.
254
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,022
Of course, sir.
255
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,025
Am l speaking with
AdmiraI Ackbar?
256
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:10,361
Yeah. Yes.
Yes, l'm Admiral Ackbar.
257
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:11,570
(HOARSELY)
lt's a trap.
258
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,953
(SLURRlNG)
l love you guys.
We had a great summer.
259
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,958
Han ! What are you
still doing here?
260
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:28,128
Well, l just realized that
my spaceship works better
when l have the keys.
261
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,297
Duh !
262
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,551
MAN ON PA: lmperial troops
have entered the base.
lmperial troops have...
263
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,969
(FEEDBACK)
264
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,473
Sorry, l dropped the thing.
lmperial troops
have entered the base.
265
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:01,204
(GASPS) Oh, my God,
it's pregnant. We're in a war.
We're in a war.
266
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,765
l want the princess
captured immediately.
267
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:24,644
Geez, Gordon, maybe today
wasn't the day to wear
your mesh stormtrooper shirt.
268
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:28,314
Sorry, it's just. . .
l'm going out dancing
after work tonight.
269
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:32,193
Oh, my God, l can't
remember the last time
l went out dancing.
270
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,113
l think it was
Memorial Day,
like, two years ago.
271
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,781
No, you know what?
lt was four years ago.
272
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,324
You know
how long it was?
273
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,536
lt was on Alderaan.
That's how
long ago it was.
274
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,414
Are those guys getting away?
We should probably
get those guys.
275
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,709
Those other guys
will get them.
So, what else?
276
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,842
This bucket of bolts
is never gonna get us
past that blockade.
277
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,969
This bucket's
got a few surprises
left in her.
278
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,346
Plus, me and Chewie
are on it.
Ain't that right, Chewie?
279
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,973
Hell, yeah.
You my nerf herder.
280
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,808
You my nerf herder.
281
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,351
All right, Chewie,
punch it.
282
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,111
Thank God
that hot chick is gone.
283
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,155
Now l can let loose
my Darth farts.
284
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,281
(FARTS)
285
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,323
(AlR HlSSlNG)
286
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,408
(FARTS)
287
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,826
(AlR HlSSlNG)
288
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,329
Artoo, get her
ready for takeoff.
289
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,166
You may not
remember, but
l told you last week
290
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,668
l got my niece's
recital today.
291
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,296
(VlOLlN PLAYlNG OFF-KEY)
292
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,594
We gotta sit through
this whole thing?
293
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,637
lt's not that
much longer.
294
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,932
She's number seven
and there's,
like, 1 8 people.
295
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,392
Relax, man.
296
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,352
l mean,
as long as she knows
you were here. . .
297
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,230
Look, this is happening,
so just come
to peace with it.
298
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,115
Hey, this ain't the way
to the rendezvous point.
299
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,700
We're not meeting up
with the others.
300
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,202
We're going to
the Dagobah system.
301
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,874
Hi. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
302
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,210
Hi, yeah, do you know
how to get to
the Dagobah system?
303
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,046
Yeah, actually
we're headed there now.
You can follow us.
304
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,799
Okay, great.
Annoying question.
We have to get gas,
305
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,427
would you mind pulling off
and waiting for us
while we do that?
306
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,553
(GROANS)
307
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,305
Thank you so much.
308
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,015
(SlGHlNG)
309
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,656
Han, look!
310
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,574
Crap, there's
two more of them
dead ahead.
311
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,577
lt's all right,
l think l can
outmaneuver them.
312
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:59,090
JOHN BUNNELL: This RebeI
Iawbreaker thinks
he can outrun the Empire.
313
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:02,760
The pursuing officers
reaIize he's entered
a residentiaI area.
314
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:06,472
They give him a wide berth,
but they don't let him
out of their sight.
315
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:11,102
Astonishingly,
the driver makes a left,
right into an asteroid field.
316
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,814
What are you doing?
You're not actually going
into an asteroid field.
317
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,191
Well, it's either that
or go into
the strawberry fields.
318
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,278
Hey, you know what
l'm getting into?
ls one-legged chicks.
319
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,780
Yeah, Paul,
what's your new
wife's name? Peg?
320
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,198
That'll be enough
of that, lad.
321
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,283
How about Eileen?
322
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,701
Ringo got it.
323
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,876
Sir, the odds of
successfully navigating
an asteroid field are two to one.
324
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,505
Never tell me the. . .
Actually,
that's not bad.
325
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,382
Yeah. No,
let's keep going.
326
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,490
Look at that one!
Look at that one there!
Look at that other one!
327
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,908
(SCREAMlNG)
328
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,785
We're gonna get
pulverized out here!
329
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,079
Look, we got four or five
of the main characters
on this ship.
330
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,331
l think we'll be fine.
331
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,436
There,
that looks good.
332
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,732
Doesn't that pie look good?
Too bad we can't get at it.
333
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,692
lt's in space,
and we're in here.
334
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,111
Otherwise, l'd be
eating it right now.
335
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,738
All right, let's park
right there
in that cave.
336
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,159
What are you doing?
You can't park there.
337
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,370
You're not
handicapped.
338
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,454
l have vertigo.
339
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,331
lt's a real
medical condition.
340
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:58,459
l'm just going on record
as saying l'm not
comfortable with this.
341
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,929
l hope you know
what you're doing.
342
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,432
l've just found
that Leia's constant
questioning of me
343
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,644
has not been productive
to the atmosphere of the ship.
344
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:20,272
And l think that she just
needs to get some
respect for herself.
345
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:29,740
Artoo, wake up, we're here.
Put your shoes on.
346
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,492
You better
hurry up and land.
347
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,870
The last half hour,
l've been having
all pee dreams.
348
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,960
All the scopes are dead !
l can't see a thing !
349
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:45,297
Sorry, that's me.
l was still using
an electronic device.
350
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,343
Okay, that's much better.
Now l can see the swamp. . .
The swamp!
351
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,980
Swamp crashes.
They can land you
knee-deep in trouble.
352
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:05,067
But the "good hands" people
at Allstate will make sure
you have a soft landing.
353
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,446
Professional service.
Non-threatening
black spokesperson.
354
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,030
That's Allstate's stand.
355
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,162
Thank God for these airbags.
You okay back there?
356
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:20,040
l'm okay, but the midget
inside me's
got a head concussion.
357
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:28,215
No, no, no,
no, no, no!
358
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,676
Artoo?
359
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,771
Artoo!
360
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,608
(R2-D2 SCREAMlNG)
361
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,446
Artoo, are you okay?
362
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:54,241
l think so. Boy, who knows
what else is in this swamp?
363
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,786
SUPER FRIENDS ANNOUNCER:
Meanwhile,
at the Legion of Doom!
364
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,330
Not now!
Okay.
365
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,499
(EERlE SlLENCE)
366
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,833
(CAWlNG)
367
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,047
Hey, who the hell
are you?
368
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,591
What the hell is that
creepy little thing?
369
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,343
Well, l'm not Yoda.
370
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,761
Okay, l'm Yoda.
371
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,221
You're Yoda?
372
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:18,182
You're the one
that Obi-Wan
sent me here to find.
373
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,267
Will you teach me
the ways of the Force?
374
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,437
No, l will not teach you
the ways of the Force.
375
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,856
Okay, l'll teach you
the ways of the Force.
376
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:29,360
But if you want to become
a Jedi, first l gotta
ask you something.
377
00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:30,694
Did you see
Van WiIder?
378
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,196
Yeah, l saw it
on Comedy Central.
379
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,867
No! No, no, no,
no, no! We got a lot
of training to do.
380
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,203
l'm asking, did you see
the DVD frat house edition
381
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,122
with all the uncensored
footage and the interview
with Ryan Reynolds?
382
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,249
No.
383
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,960
Well, that's all part
of mastering
the Force, man.
384
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,963
lt starts with
checking out
sweet-ass DVD releases,
385
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,882
like Iron Man,
directed by
Jon Favreau.
386
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,718
Yeah, he puts himself
in his own movies,
but you don't mind
387
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,972
'cause he seems like
the kind of guy who'd help
you move if you asked him.
388
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,899
l'm glad you're here.
Look, l pulled
this all apart,
389
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,901
and it looks like
you're gonna need
a new condenser.
390
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,236
Really?
A new condenser?
391
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,612
Yeah, and l would
also highly recommend
392
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,156
a complete flush
of your photon
conversion system.
393
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,616
l swear
l just did that.
394
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,743
Okay, well, how about this?
Do you want me
to just go ahead
395
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,371
and do that
while l'm replacing
the new condenser?
396
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:25,291
l think l'd like to
call my husband.
397
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,500
Look, how about this?
398
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,669
You buy the condenser,
and l'll make out with you.
399
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:29,920
(EXCLAlMS)
400
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,589
l'm gonna
kiss you so hard,
401
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,800
the picture's gonna change
into something else.
402
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,977
Look, this isn't Windex
but it's just as good.
lt's the store brand.
403
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:47,521
No. No.
lt leave a film.
404
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,273
l'm okay with the film.
Just use it.
405
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,443
No. No.
l no can clean.
406
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:53,611
Shit.
407
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:54,945
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
408
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,697
Hello?
Mr. Darth Vader. . .
409
00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:00,075
Yes, sir.
Quiet, quiet.
lt's the Emperor.
410
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,160
lt's the Emperor.
411
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,828
Tell him
l no can do
Friday.
412
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:03,954
Okay. Okay, okay.
Sir. . . Yeah.
413
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,122
My apartment
need water.
414
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,332
No, no. No.
He need to get it fixed.
415
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,418
(STUTTERlNG) Hello?
l can't hear you.
416
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:12,838
l'm going to the knee pad.
l'm gonna call you
from the knee pad.
417
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,850
What is thy bidding,
my master?
418
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:27,227
Hey, l'm downloading
all my music
to my iPod
419
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,687
'cause l'm getting rid
of my CDs.
420
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,813
Do you have
any desire for
421
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,106
NataIie Merchant's
Tigerlily?
422
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,232
No.
423
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,734
AIanis Morissette's
Jagged Little Pill?
424
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:34,902
No.
425
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,987
You sure?
This thing
was unstoppable.
426
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,615
This was the soundtrack
to my '95.
427
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,742
To my '95
and my '96,
actually.
428
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:42,826
No, thank you.
429
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:43,994
Richard Marx,
Hold On
To The Night?
430
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,037
(EXClTEDLY) Yes!
431
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:46,830
(STUTTERlNG)
l mean. . . Yeah, no. . .
432
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,874
l mean, if you're
giving stuff away,
yeah, sure.
433
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,000
All right, listen.
434
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,212
It turns out
Anakin Skywalker's
son is stiII aIive.
435
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,673
l'm gonna need you
to find him
and turn him.
436
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,676
Really? Maybe l can make him
go bi, but all the way
is gonna be tough.
437
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,511
No, I mean, turn him
to the dark side.
438
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:01,595
Well, yeah, l thought
that's what you. . .
439
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,055
Oh, of the Force.
Yes.
440
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,349
l'll get him over
to the dark side.
441
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,267
l'll just show him
our recruiting video.
442
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,478
(CHEERFUL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
443
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,402
Thanks to the training
l received in the Empire,
444
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,196
l have all the skills l need
to make it in the real world.
445
00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:24,284
The Empire Gl Bill
helped me finish school.
Hey, wait up!
446
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,620
And l met my wife
in the service.
447
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,455
We had our honeymoon
on Alderaan.
448
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:30,249
Good thing we took
pictures, huh?
449
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,667
(LAUGHlNG)
450
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,503
RECRUITMENT ANNOUNCER:
The Empire,
chasing Rebel scum,
451
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,630
killing Luke's
aunt and uncle,
452
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,966
telling people
to move along.
453
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,636
The Empire,
our ships are big triangles.
454
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,055
(BlRDS CAWlNG)
455
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,143
That's good.
Stretch it out,
456
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,729
stretch it out because
we're gonna
start the training.
457
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:55,649
l'm ready, Master Yoda.
l'm ready
to become a Jedi.
458
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,068
All right, kid,
let's do it.
459
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,404
(ROCKY IV THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG)
460
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,502
(lNAUDlBLE)
461
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,642
You know,
l'm up for this,
462
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:15,604
but it kind of feels
like the dark side
has a better gym than us.
463
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,119
(DlSTANT EXPLOSlONS)
464
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,758
(SCREAMS)
465
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,427
There's something
out there.
466
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,515
Hmm?
467
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:53,517
There's something out there.
Where?
468
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,143
Out there,
in the cave!
469
00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,688
(LAUGHS) Crazy women,
always hearing things.
470
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:58,856
There's something
out there.
471
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,148
Let's go
check it out.
472
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,071
What's all this slime
on the floor?
473
00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:08,615
Yeah. lt feels like
we're in
Rod Stewart's stomach.
474
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,037
Wait a minute.
475
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,540
Hang on a second.
476
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,501
What's going on
here?
477
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:22,546
Something
doesn't add up.
478
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,424
Just a minute.
479
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,801
Time out.
480
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:30,971
This ain't
quite right.
481
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,932
Now l get it.
We should go.
482
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,105
Hang on, sweetheart.
We're taking off.
483
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,112
The cave
is collapsing !
484
00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:48,822
This is no cave.
What?
485
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,962
How come l never get
any lines in these things?
486
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,839
PETER: Shut up, Meg.
487
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,383
(CAWlNG)
488
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:16,600
All right.
Let's take a break.
489
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:17,976
Your back's getting
all sweaty.
490
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,686
Sorry. Does that.
491
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,022
All right.
Now, let's go over
what we've learned.
492
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,231
Naked chicks.
Best?
493
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,108
Rebecca De Mornay
in Risky Business.
494
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,193
Good. Worst?
495
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,319
Kathy Bates
in About Schmidt.
496
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:31,114
Correct. l also would've
accepted the rotting
old woman in The Shining,
497
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:34,117
but Kathy Bates is
probably worse.
Best scene in Teen WoIf?
498
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,702
When Michael J. Fox
is in the bathroom,
499
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,287
turning into
a werewolf
for the first time
500
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,539
and his dad's
knocking on the door
and he is freaking out
501
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,209
and he opens the door
and his dad's
a werewolf, too.
502
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,293
Gold star.
503
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,837
l would've also accepted
the scene at the end,
at the basketball game,
504
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,048
where the guy
in the crowd
has his dick out.
505
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,758
What?
Yeah, there's
a guy at the end.
506
00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:52,552
Go online. Look it up.
He's in the stands,
way in the background,
507
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,055
and he's totally
got his dick out.
508
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:58,809
What's in there?
lt feels cold.
509
00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:01,937
That place is strong
with the dark side.
510
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:05,691
But it's very confusing
and it stops the movie dead.
511
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,818
l'm going in there anyway.
512
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,903
(EERlE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
513
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,618
(GASPS)
514
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:36,805
You know, l guess we should
take advantage of
this very rare opportunity.
515
00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,224
(CHEERFUL MUSlC
PLAYlNG ON PlANO)
516
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:42,602
BOTH: (SlNGlNG)
You and I wiII settIe down
517
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:47,899
ln a cottage built for two
518
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,609
Dear little buttercup
519
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,695
Sweet little buttercup
520
00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,780
(SlNGlNG)
My little buttercup
521
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:58,368
BOTH: (SlNGlNG)
l love you
522
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,084
l hate these hats.
523
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,461
Yes, sir.
524
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:10,172
Okay, nice bounty
hunter turnout today.
525
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:14,551
Let's see, we got Robot Guy,
Old Timey Deep
Sea Diver Looking Guy,
526
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:18,221
Lizard Guy, who l think
l saw get in a fight
with Captain Kirk,
527
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,766
Boba Fett, of course,
thanks for coming, and. . .
528
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,225
What are you
supposed to be?
529
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,018
Raggedy Andy.
530
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:27,147
Get the fuck out
of my bounty hunter
meeting.
531
00:34:32,527 --> 00:34:36,322
Okay, get ready
to go to light speed.
One, two, three.
532
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,746
Whanh ! Whanh !
Whanh ! Whanh !
533
00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:43,830
Crap.
534
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:44,956
No light speed?
535
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,373
No light speed.
536
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,172
l got an idea.
Chewie,
turn us around.
537
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:54,549
You're gonna
attack them?
538
00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,426
(MlMlCKlNG)
"You're gonna
attack them?"
539
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:57,594
That's how
you sound.
540
00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,346
(SQUEAKlLY)
"You're gonna
attack them?"
541
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,722
lmagine listening
to that all day.
542
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:07,771
They're moving into
attack position.
543
00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:08,980
Good.
Put the shields up.
544
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:11,316
Oh, my God ! You have cake?
Where'd you get cake?
545
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,652
lt was Jim's birthday,
but l think
it's all gone.
546
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,620
Track them.
They may come around
for another attack.
547
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:26,289
Captain, the ship
no longer appears
on our scopes.
548
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,501
They can't have disappeared.
No ship that small
has a cloaking device.
549
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:33,046
Captain, Lord Vader demands
an update on the pursuit
of the Millennium Falcon.
550
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,258
(STUTTERlNG) Tell him. . .
Tell him
we blew it up.
551
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:39,302
He's not on hold
and he just heard you.
552
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,554
DARTH VADER:
Yeah, l just heard you.
553
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:41,847
(CHOKlNG)
554
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:54,151
This is insane, Han !
They're gonna
find us here.
555
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:55,235
Yeah, and even
if they don't,
556
00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:56,987
where are we gonna
hide out after this?
557
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:58,530
Hey, what about
Lando?
558
00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:00,198
The Lando system?
559
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,576
Lando's not a system.
He's a black guy.
560
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,162
ln fact, l think
he might be the only
black guy in the galaxy.
561
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,746
(CHUCKLES)
Let's hope, right?
562
00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:08,331
Whoa!
563
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,749
(CLANKlNG)
564
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,251
All right,
the fleet's
breaking up.
565
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,003
Chewie, get ready
to release
the landing claw
566
00:36:13,087 --> 00:36:15,672
and we'll float away
with their garbage.
Release!
567
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,805
Look at that.
Space bums.
568
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:31,438
Let's be thankful
for what
we have, everyone.
569
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,064
Be thankful
for what we have.
570
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,191
(THUD)
571
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,943
Oh, my God,
l hit a space bum !
Chewie, go, go, go, go!
572
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,162
All right,
concentrate.
573
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,372
What do you see?
574
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:52,542
l see a woman
draining your bank account
575
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,378
and running off
with a real estate agent.
576
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,422
That is a bitch you see.
577
00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:01,635
And l see my friends.
They're in trouble!
l gotta save them !
578
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:04,930
Wait, wait, wait.
Luke, that's a stupid idea.
579
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,598
You're not done
with all your Force stuff.
580
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:08,558
And besides,
you can't fight Vader.
581
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,186
Only an experienced Jedi
could fight Vader.
582
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,146
Well, why don't you go?
583
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:16,024
Yeah, you're probably
ready to fight Vader.
584
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,200
That boy
was our last hope.
585
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,994
No, there is another.
586
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,289
I know. I have the Force,
too, you know.
587
00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:45,512
l don't have a landing permit.
l'm trying to reach
Lando Calrissian.
588
00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,555
What the hell's
he firing at me for?
589
00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:48,932
l told you
not to shoot.
590
00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,016
Well, you're not
in charge. l am.
591
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,184
Well, l'm steering.
No, l'm steering.
592
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,352
No, l am.
l have a steering wheel.
593
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,728
So do l. There's two.
Well, that's stupid.
594
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,105
l know.
l know, too.
That's why l said it.
595
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,606
Oh ! We lost them.
This is going in my report.
596
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:57,691
No, it's going
in my report.
597
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,131
(LAUGHlNG)
598
00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:22,299
Lando!
599
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,634
Hey, Han,
you crazy
old bastard.
600
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,304
Hey, let me introduce
everybody.
You remember Chewbacca.
601
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:32,267
And this is my
special friend, Leia.
And that's Sarge over there.
602
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:33,685
You don't know
my name, do you?
603
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:34,936
You never bothered
to learn it.
604
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,313
What are you
talking about?
605
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:39,149
We've been through
all kinds of space
adventures together.
606
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:40,692
Of course
l know you, slugger.
607
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,652
Yeah, sure.
Nice to meet you.
l'm C-3PO.
608
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:43,778
C-3PO, yeah.
609
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,238
l was just gonna
introduce you, C-3PO.
610
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,656
Why didn't
you let me, C-3PO?
611
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,658
Maybe we should
go inside.
612
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,118
Yeah, let's get
inside, C-3PO.
613
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,245
You ever been to
Cloud City, C-3PO?
614
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:14,309
J.Crew outlet store.
Oh, my God ! Awesome!
615
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,686
Space summer
is right around the corner.
616
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,569
Oh, my God.
What happened?
617
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:28,865
l got into a slap fight
with a prep droid
over a pair of cargo shorts.
618
00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:30,533
Are you guys
all ready
for dinner?
619
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,078
l don't know,
the time change
is really hitting me.
620
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:35,413
l might just
stay in the room
and watch bad TV.
621
00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:38,500
Geez, it's only like
two hours earlier on Hoth.
What's the big deal?
622
00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:40,710
l'm having
my period, okay?
623
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:44,214
Please come in.
l have nothing
to say to Lando.
624
00:39:47,968 --> 00:39:50,512
Okay, the door's gonna open
and you guys say, "Freeze,"
625
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,721
and point your guns
at them.
626
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,598
Or, you know. . .
Or should it
just be me?
627
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:55,266
Yeah, you know what?
l think that'll be better.
628
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,811
Get out.
Go, go, go.
lt's just me.
629
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,146
l wasn't ready. Hi !
630
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,564
(EXCLAlMS)
631
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,318
(SlNGlNG) Wonder Woman
632
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,074
(JEERlNG ) Look,
the Giant Chicken's
Boba Fett.
633
00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,080
Very well, Solo,
if you won't talk,
634
00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:19,916
we have very effective
means of torture.
635
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,502
Whoa! Well, l don't
want to be tortured.
636
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,088
All right, Luke's on Dagobah,
there's a Rebel base
on Kashyyyk,
637
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,590
and l'm the one
who clogged the toilet
on the 1 6th floor.
638
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,300
That was disgusting !
639
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:32,512
You know, because of that,
l had to use the little pig
people's bathroom.
640
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:34,013
All right,
start the torture.
641
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,600
(WHERE HAVE ALL
THE COWBOYS GONE PLAYlNG)
642
00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:41,563
WOMAN: (SlNGlNG)
Where have
all the cowboys gone?
643
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:44,190
(SHOUTlNG lN DlSGUST)
Shut it off.
Shut it off!
644
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,193
(HAN SCREAMlNG)
645
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,280
HAN: Ow!
646
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:53,283
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
647
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,826
Ow! Ow!
648
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,579
Ow!
649
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:06,296
This facility should be
adequate to freeze Skywalker
for his trip to the Emperor.
650
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,423
We'll test it
on Captain Solo.
651
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,799
And as long as
we're freezing things,
652
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,802
why don't you toss this
ice cube tray full of
orange juice in there?
653
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,554
And be careful
with the toothpicks.
654
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,975
Lando, Lando. Lando!
Be careful
with the toothpicks.
655
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,443
Chewie, you have to
take care of the princess
while l'm gone.
656
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:29,819
Take care of her?
657
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,029
You mean like. . .
658
00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:32,238
No. What?
659
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,823
No. Just make sure
she stays safe.
660
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,075
Okay.
That'll be fun
for me.
661
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,919
l love you.
662
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:47,754
Fuck off.
663
00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:42,016
(AMERlCAN lDOL THEME PLAYING)
664
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,810
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
665
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:48,064
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your
lightsaber battle.
666
00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:53,903
The Force is with you,
young Skywalker.
667
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:56,197
But you are not a Jedi yet.
668
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,366
You're getting there.
You're getting there, though.
669
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:01,327
l can defeat you,
Vader. You'll see.
670
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:08,001
Okay, so, no cutting
off body parts.
Let's make that a rule.
671
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:10,336
No below the belt,
if you know
what l'm saying.
672
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,547
And you know what?
How about
no name calling?
673
00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:16,092
You know, let's not have
one of those kinds
of lightsaber battles.
674
00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,148
Car. Car coming !
675
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,234
We're clear.
676
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,121
(BEEPlNG)
677
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,626
Nice work,
fellas!
678
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,629
And, David, you sold
the most magazine
subscriptions,
679
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:56,007
so you get to invite
four of your friends
to a pizza party.
680
00:43:56,091 --> 00:43:57,258
Hurray!
681
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,888
Put Captain Solo
in the cargo hold.
682
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,097
Duh !
683
00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:22,450
Oh, no. We've lost Han.
They're taking him
to Jabba's palace.
684
00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:24,619
Well, even though
we know exactly
where he's going,
685
00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:26,412
we should
rescue him
in three years.
686
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,525
(GASPlNG)
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
687
00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:59,612
l would give my right hand
for this day to just end.
688
00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:06,703
Oh, no. Damn it.
They changed
the security code.
689
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,747
Let me see
if l can do something
about that.
690
00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:13,835
Hey, baby.
You're gonna
let us through, ain't you?
691
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:17,255
Yeah, that's right.
You know that feels good.
692
00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:21,384
FEMALE VOICE: Oh, God!
Nobody's touched me
like that for so long.
693
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:22,927
(MOANlNG EXClTEDLY)
694
00:45:23,011 --> 00:45:25,012
Oh, no! I think
l hear my husband.
695
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,890
Honey, l'm home.
What the heII is this?
696
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,225
(SHOUTlNG)
Who's he?
697
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,852
Thank God
you're home, honey.
698
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,395
He tried to rape me.
699
00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:33,563
Oh, that's bullshit.
700
00:45:33,647 --> 00:45:34,981
You get out
of our home!
701
00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,364
Oh, man.
How am l supposed
to run with this?
702
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,758
Have we ever
hit anybody
with these guns?
703
00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,009
l hit a bird once.
704
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,052
(LlGHTSABERS HUMMlNG)
705
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:10,016
(GRUNTlNG)
706
00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:15,605
Come on, Luke,
join the dark side.
lt's really cool.
707
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:17,023
Well, who's in it?
708
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:21,861
Me, the Emperor,
this guy Scott.
You'll meet him, he's awesome.
709
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:23,488
And James Caan.
710
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,656
l'll be your friend
if you let me
kick your ass.
711
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:28,951
l'll never join
the dark side.
Never!
712
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:32,038
(GRUNTlNG)
713
00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:36,626
(GROANlNG)
714
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:40,213
MAN: Hey, a hand.
715
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,633
There is no escape.
716
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:47,136
Don't make me destroy you.
Join me, Luke.
717
00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,263
l'll never join you.
718
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:52,725
Obi-Wan never told you
what happened to your father.
719
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,602
He told me you killed him.
720
00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:56,479
No, l. . . Hang on.
721
00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:57,730
Spoiler alert.
722
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:01,317
Okay.
No, l am your father.
723
00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:05,613
Well, that's fine,
but l don't see
how that affects. . . What?
724
00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:10,743
Join me and
we can rule the galaxy
as father and son ! You know?
725
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,496
l mean, it doesn't have
to be as father and son,
it can just be as,
726
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:16,541
you know, as two really
close guys who just happen
to be men, you know?
727
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,836
Just two good-looking guys
sharing a cramped office,
728
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,171
running the galaxy
together, you know?
729
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:24,924
Just getting
the job done, you know?
Maybe we. . .
730
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:27,176
Maybe we'd do it occasionally,
but it's not weird, you know,
731
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,763
'cause we're just two guys
with raging goals, you know?
732
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,390
l mean, it's not even
about the doing it part,
733
00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:34,725
but that's a part of it,
but it's not
the whole thing.
734
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,367
(SCREAMlNG)
735
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:02,044
Hey, did you see a hand
come down here?
736
00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:03,129
No.
737
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:06,883
(LUKE SCREAMlNG)
738
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,097
(GRUNTlNG)
739
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:18,269
Ben. Ben.
740
00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:21,480
Leia. Leia.
741
00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:23,816
Tom Selleck.
742
00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:33,701
Leia.
743
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:41,709
Luke. Turn the ship around.
l know where Luke is.
744
00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:43,586
What, are you
out of your mind?
What about those fighters?
745
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,171
l said
turn us around !
746
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:48,799
WOMAN: (SlNGlNG)
Turn the ship around
747
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:52,428
Leia knows where Luke is
748
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:56,265
Turn it upside down
749
00:48:56,350 --> 00:49:00,478
Take it back to Bespin
750
00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:02,313
ls that him?
751
00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:03,856
l don't know.
752
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:07,985
Luke, if that's you,
wave your right hand !
753
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:10,154
No, your right hand.
754
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:12,031
LUKE: lt's me,
you fuckers!
755
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:47,900
Luke.
756
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,151
Yeah.
757
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,528
Luke?
Yeah?
758
00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:51,612
Wait. Luke Skywalker?
759
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:52,697
Yeah.
760
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,616
Oh, my God ! This is so stupid,
l was trying
to call Luke Adams.
761
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:58,744
His number is right next to
yours in my helmet.
762
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:02,081
So, how's everything
been going since our fight?
763
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,125
lt's good.
764
00:50:04,209 --> 00:50:06,627
And, you know,
the offer's still open
for the whoIe
765
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:08,671
"two dudes
running the galaxy" plan.
766
00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:10,464
Yeah, listen,
l gotta go.
767
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,299
Sure, sure,
you're busy. lt's okay.
768
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:16,012
All right.
Well, l'll talk to you later,
Luke Skywalker, right?
769
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,513
Yeah.
Okay.
770
00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,026
Prepare to lock
the tractor beam onto
the Millennium Falcon.
771
00:50:30,485 --> 00:50:32,528
All right, Chewie,
punch it!
772
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,619
Oh, man. All right,
someone's getting
choked over this.
773
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,204
Who was in charge
of the tractor beam?
774
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:43,330
That was me.
775
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:44,540
Oh, yeah? Well. . .
776
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:47,460
You have failed me
for the last time.
777
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:51,297
l can still breathe
just fine.
778
00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:52,381
l know.
779
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:53,758
You're choking my. . .
Yup.
780
00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:57,344
'Cause l'm upset with you.
For the tractor beam thing.
781
00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:12,943
Don't worry,
we'll find Jabba the Hutt
and that bounty hunter,
782
00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:14,987
and we'll get
Han back.
783
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,740
Why are you wearing
Han's clothes?
784
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,325
Seriously, watch
the actual movie.
785
00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:22,620
Lando is wearing
Han's clothes in this scene.
lt's really weird.
786
00:51:23,705 --> 00:51:25,581
Take care,
you two.
787
00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:27,333
May the Force be with you.
788
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:31,128
CHEWBACCA: There he goes
with that crap again.
Keep it in church, man.
789
00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:34,381
All right.
ls this thing
good to go?
790
00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:36,258
Yeah, but practice
on a hot dog first.
791
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,344
Otherwise you might
rip your dick off.
792
00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:45,684
Someday, l'm gonna
buy my moms a place
with a view like this.
793
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,771
(lNSTRUMENTAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
794
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,341
(MUSlC STOPS)
795
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:19,802
Wait a minute.
This is how it ends?
796
00:52:19,886 --> 00:52:22,388
There's so many questions
left unanswered.
797
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:23,806
Are you
Luke Skywalker?
798
00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:24,932
Yeah.
799
00:52:25,016 --> 00:52:26,892
l've got
something for you.
800
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,227
A letter.
801
00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:32,690
"Dear Luke,
if my calculations
are correct,
802
00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:36,318
"you should receive this
letter at the exact moment
the DeLorean vanished.
803
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:40,823
"l have been living happily
for the past six months
in the year 1 885.
804
00:52:40,907 --> 00:52:41,991
"The lightning bolt
that. . ."
805
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:43,033
(GASPS)
806
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:45,161
1 885! The doc's alive!
807
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:48,038
l mean, he's in the Old West,
but he's alive!
808
00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:01,093
The end.
809
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:03,095
(ALL CHEERlNG)
810
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,890
Well, let's see
Robot Chicken
top this one.
811
00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:09,018
Actually, l think
they did a pretty good job
of that already, Dad.
812
00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:10,394
Well, l'll have to
take your word for it.
813
00:53:10,478 --> 00:53:12,062
l don't watch
Comedy Central.
814
00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:14,398
lt's on
Cartoon Network's
Adult Swim, Dad.
815
00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:15,691
l'm pretty sure
you know that.
816
00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:16,817
l don't know that.
817
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:19,695
l haven't seen that show
in a while and l don't know
that anyone else has.
818
00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:21,322
l think plenty
of people have.
819
00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:22,865
Their fans are
pretty loyal to them.
820
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:24,700
Oh, yeah?
All 42 of them?
821
00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:27,203
(SlGHS) l'm not gonna
let you get to me
this time, Dad.
822
00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:28,662
l'm not gonna
let you get to me.
823
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,706
Well, maybe l got time
for another story then.
824
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,041
lt's called
Without A PaddIe.
825
00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,876
Fuck you, Dad !
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