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[ CHEERING ]
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[ SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
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>> HA!
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BACK FROM THE DEAD, ASSHOLES!
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[ EWOKS SCREAMING ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH HO HO!
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BOBA'S GOT HIMSELF A LIGHTSABER
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NOW!
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OH HO HO HO HO!
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MAKE IT TWO!
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OOH, RED AND BLUE.
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WHEN I PUT IT TOGETHER, WHAT
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DOES IT MAKE?
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PURPLE RAIN!
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OH, NO, HE'S GETTIN' AWAY!
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WHAT'S THIS BUTTON HERE?
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SAYS "LONG-RANGE MISSILE."
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COULDN'T POSSIBLY -- COULD IT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST!
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>> OH, BOBA!
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>> HEY, HEY, HE GOT THE GIRL.
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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CLOTHING?
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WHY DON'T YOU -- THERE'S MORE
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COMFORTABLE.
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RIGHT ON.
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OH, CAREFUL OF THE ANTENNA,
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BABY.
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>> AND THAT WOULD BE THE MOST
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AWESOMEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN
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IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!
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>> CAN SOMEBODY GET ME A SOCK?
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ MECHANICAL BREATHING ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> HEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE MAD,
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ALFONSO.
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I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO GET IT
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CUT, AND MY HAIR IS WHAAAH!
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>> DON'T WORRY!
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WE WILL HAVE YOU LOOKING
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PERFECT, SIR!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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UH-OH!
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LOOK AT YOU!
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YOU LOOK CRAZY!
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>> I KNOW.
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I LOOK CRAZY.
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>> WELL, LET'S GET STARTED.
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AND HOW IS THE EMPIRE COMING
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ALONG?
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LAST TIME, YOU WERE VERY EXCITED
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ABOUT YOUR DEATH STAR.
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>> LET'S JUST SAY WE'RE ALREADY
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BUILDING ANOTHER ONE.
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>> UH-OH!
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>> YEAH, I'VE GOT VADER ON IT.
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UGH. JUST SAYING HIS NAME
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STRESSES MY ASS!
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> UH-OH!
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>> YEAH?
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>> TURN YOUR HEAD FOR ME,
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PLEASE.
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>> YOU LOST THEM?
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>> UH-OH!
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>> I-I CAN'T HOLD YOUR HAND
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ANYMORE, VADER.
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A HAND I GAVE YOU, I MIGHT ADD!
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NO! NO! SHUT UP!
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>> UH-OH!
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>> I-I-I GOT TO PUT YOU ON HOLD!
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I JUST WANT TO THROW MYSELF IN A
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HOT BATH AND CRY.
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>> OH, NO!
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YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GUYS?
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WHAT ABOUT A BOUNTY HUNTER?
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>> A WHAT, NOW?
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>> YOU KNOW, A GUY WHO LOOKS FOR
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A GUY FOR MONEY.
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MY SISTER'S DATING ONE.
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>> ALFONSO, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!
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WHAT'S YOUR MIDI-CHLORIAN COUNT?
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SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO WE NEED TO
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DO?
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>> WE PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER.
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BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM EVERYWHERE
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ARE LOOKING, LOOKING, LOOKING,
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AND THEN WE GOT THIS GUY!
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>> I LIKE IT.
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AND I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
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>> WELL, YOU GOT THE FACE FOR
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IT!
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>> FRIGHT FANS!
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IT'S THE GEONOSIAN SEPARATIST
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HOT POD SUMMER CHAMPIONSHIP!
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>> CHAMPIONSHIP!
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>> KICK IT TO THE GEONOSIAN AREA
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THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.
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>> SUNDAY, SUNDAY.
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>> FEATURING THE 50,000 CREDIT
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BATTLE FOR THE "MONSTER BEAST
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CHALLENGE SERIES."
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WITH ACKLAY!
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MONSTER BEAST!
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REEK!
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AND NEXU!
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TAKING ON TWO ROBE-CLAD,
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FORCE-MAD, DEAD-EYE JEDI
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WARRIORS!
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>> FORCE MAD!
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>> TICKETS NOW AT ALL HOLO-TRON
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OUTLETS AND GEONOSIAN ARENA BOX
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OFFICE.
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THIS SATURDAY, 7:30 P.M.!
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SPECIAL SHOW, SUNDAY 1:30!
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>> BRING THE KIDS!
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>> ONLY AT THE GEONOSIAN ARENA.
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IT'S AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME!
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>> LUKE, WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE BEN'S
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GONE.
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>> OH!
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DID THE 80-YEAR-OLD MAN YOU JUST
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MET YESTERDAY DIE?
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I MEAN, SORRY IF I DIDN'T
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NOTICE.
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I WAS A LITTLE BUSY THINKING
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ABOUT MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND THE
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OTHER 2 BILLION PEOPLE FROM
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ALDERAAN WHO WERE JUST VAPORIZED
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INTO DUST 'BOUT THREE HOURS AGO.
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>> [ BEEPING ]
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>> GARY, WHERE IS JESSICA?
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ISN'T TODAY "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER
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TO WORK DAY?"
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>> NO ONE ACTUALLY DOES THAT.
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>> GARY, YOU PROMISED.
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>> KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, JESSICA!
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>> OKAY, DADDY! OH!
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MR. FUZZYBOTTOM!
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>> [ GROANS ]
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OH! UGH!
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AHHH!
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[ PANTING ]
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HERE YOU GO, BABY.
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>> WHO IS THIS LITTLE GIRL?
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>> OH! LORD VADER!
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UH...IT'S "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO
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WORK DAY," AND I KNOW, UH -- YOU
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KNOW, I'M SORRY FOR BRINGING
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HER, BUT MY WIFE SAYS I NEVER
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SEE HER, AND -- AND LET'S BE
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HONEST.
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SHE'S RIGHT.
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OKAY? SHE'S RIGHT.
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DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
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'CAUSE, I MEAN, THEY CHANGE YOUR
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WORLD.
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OH, I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED
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FOR THIS, BUT [BLEEP] IT.
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I LOVE MY DAUGHTER.
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>> THAT REALLY HITS ME WHERE I
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LIVE.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THOSE
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PLANS?
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GARY HERE NEVER SEES HIS
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DAUGHTER BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE
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YOU!
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[ BONES SNAP ]
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I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE
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THAT.
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ARE YOU HAVING FUN, BEING AT
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WORK WITH YOUR FATHER?
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>> MMMM.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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I KNOW, I'M SCARY.
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>> THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS
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YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
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>> THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS WE'RE
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LOOKING FOR.
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>> YES, THEY ARE.
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>> MOVE ALONG.
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>> MOVE ALONG.
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>> DADDY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN
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TRYING!
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>> BABY, IT IS 165 DEGREES ON
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THIS PLANET!
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I CAN'T HEAR IN THIS THING!
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I WAS JUST REPEATING WHAT I
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THOUGHT THE GUY WAS SAYING!
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IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S MY OWN
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MOTHER[BLEEP] THOUGHT ON THE
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MATTER, OKAY?!
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> HON-- OH!
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BABY!
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>> SEE?
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THAT'S WHY I DON'T TAKE MY
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DAUGHTER TO JACK [BLEEP]
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>> MAKE HER TELL US THE LOCATION
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OF THE REBEL BASE.
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>> GOOD GOD, MAN!
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I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A SAVAGE!
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THIS IS A FLU SHOT!
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GOOD DAY, SIR!
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>> YOU WILL MAKE HER --
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>> I SAID, "GOOD DAY, SIR!"
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>> WHAT THE...
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YOU TRYING TO DROWN THAT KID?
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WHAT ARE YOU INJECTING THERE?
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IS THIS THE BLOODY DARK AGES?!
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW SOME
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LEECHES IN THERE!
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OH, NOBODY LISTEN TO DR. BALL.
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HE'S JUST AN OLD FOOL!
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SHE'S LOST THE WILL TO LIVE?!
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WHAT IS YOUR DEGREE IN, POETRY?
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YOU SORRY BUNCH OF HIPPIES.
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FOR GOD'S SAKES, DON'T USE THE
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BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF MEDICAL
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EQUIPMENT AROUND US.
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WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST GET ON OUR
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KNEES AND PRAY?
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WE DON'T HAVE KNEES, YOU
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MOTHER[BLEEP]
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>> OKAY, KID, MR. AKBAR HERE IS
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READY TO TAKE THIS AD CAMPAIGN
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COAST TO COAST.
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WHAT HAVE YOU COME UP WITH?
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[ KNUCKLES CRACK ]
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>> ♪ AKBAR'S FISH STICKS
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FROM THE SEA ♪
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♪ THEY COOK SO TENDER
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AND FLAKY ♪
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♪ WHIP SOME UP FOR YOU AND ME ♪
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♪ TO PASS THEM UP
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IS A BIG MISTAKEY ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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>> "BIG MISTAKEY"?
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>> IT'S A NO, GUYS.
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[ ALL GROAN ]
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>> I THINK IT WORKS BETTER AS AN
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INSTRUMENTAL ANYWAY.
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>> THERE'S ONE.
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SET FOR STUN.
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UGH!
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>> HE SAID STUN.
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[ CRYING ]
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IT WASN'T GONNA HURT YA.
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HE SAID STUN.
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> [ SCREECHES, GASPS ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
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WHOO!
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>> GO TO THE JEDI TEMPLE.
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DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.
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>> MR. SKYWALKER.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> ALL OF YOU LINE UP, OLDEST TO
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YOUNGEST.
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>> WHAT FOR, SIR?
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>> UM...A TREAT.
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[ EXCITED CHATTERING ]
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UM...EVERYONE JUST, UH, CLOSE
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YOUR EYES REAL TIGHT AND PUT
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YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS.
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NO PEEKING.
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>> MR. SKYWALKER, CAN MY TREAT
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JUST BE A HUG?
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>> YOU CAN DO THIS, ANAKIN.
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JUST -- JUST GO TO YOUR HAPPY
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PLACE.
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OH, REMEMBER THE FIELDS OF
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NABOO, WHERE YOU FELL IN LOVE.
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YEAH.
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YEAH!
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OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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OH, YEAH!
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OH, NATURE!
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I FEEL ALIVE!
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OH, YEAH!
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AAH, HYAH!
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OH, I'M SO IN LOVE.
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AAH, HYAH!
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RA-A-A-R!
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[ Laughing ] WHERE YOU GOING?
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COME HERE.
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YEAH!
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OH, YEAH!
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THAT WAS NICE.
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>> ANAKIN, I'M HOME!
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>> OH, GOOD.
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I LEFT YOU SOME FRESH-CUT
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SUNFLOWERS ON THE DINING TABLE.
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>> OH, ANIE, THAT IS SO...
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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>> OUR FORCES ARE ALMOST IN
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PLACE.
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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>> THIS IS GENERAL VEERS.
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BEGIN YOUR ATTACK.
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>> YEEEEE-HAW!
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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
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SLOW DOWN.
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>> OW!
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>> OOH!
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>> HERE THEY COME!
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THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!
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>> YOU JUST PASSED THEM.
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YOU GOT TO TUR-- LOOK OUT!
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[ AT-AT SQUEALING ]
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>> YEAH!
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THAT WAS AWESOME!
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WHOO-HOO!
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>> GENERAL VEERS, REPORT ON THE
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ATTACK.
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>> UH, UH...
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HA HA!
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WHOO!
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I LOVE THIS THING!
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>> THIS IS IT, MOM.
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EVERYONE HAS A DESTINY, AND MINE
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IS JUST OVER THAT HORIZON.
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>> KRAYT, LISTEN TO REASON.
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THE ELDERS ALL SAY IT'S JUST A
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NEVER-ENDING OCEAN OF DESERT OUT
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THERE.
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>> OH, PISHPOSH.
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WHAT KIND OF CRUEL GOD WOULD
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CREATE A WHOLE PLANET DEFINED BY
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JUST ONE TOPOGRAPHICAL FEATURE?
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WHY, THAT'D BE AS RIDICULOUS AS
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A WHOLE WORLD MADE OF NOTHING
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BUT ICE, LAVA, OR FOREST.
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NO, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO
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DIG DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOURSELF
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AND FIND THE COURAGE TO SAY,
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LOOK OUT, WORLD.
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HERE COMES KRAYT DRAGON.
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>> WHAT IS THY BIDDING, MY
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MASTER?
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>> MY BIDDING?
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HOW ABOUT I BID THEE TO STOP
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RAMMING THE SHIP INTO [BLEEP]
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ASTEROID FIELDS?
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CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?
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>> I'M TRYING.
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>> YEAH? WELL, THERE IS NO TRY.
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THERE'S DO AND THERE'S [BLEEP]
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ROYAL.
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AND YOU ARE [BLEEP] ROYAL, SO
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I'M HIRING BOUNTY HUNTERS TO DO
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THE JOB.
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>> BUT I --
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>> NO BUTS.
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IT'S ALREADY RINGING.
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YOU LOOK SO TINY DOWN THERE,
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LIKE A LITTLE MEAN PEPPER
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SHAKER.
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SHEILA, HEY, IT'S PALPATINE.
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LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO PLACE AN
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AD FOR ME, WILL YOU?
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IMPERIAL EMPEROR SEEKING BOUNTY
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HUNTERS TO, UM -- TO FIND AND
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LOCATE -- YEAH, I GUESS THAT IS
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THE SAME THING.
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OKAY, TO LOCATE THE
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MILLENNIUM FALCON.
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SHE'S TYPING.
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SO ALL YOU SEE IS MY HEAD, HUH?
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CAN YOU SEE THIS?
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WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OP! UP!
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>> YES, I C--
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>> NO, I'M HERE.
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RIGHT.
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OH, AND BE SURE TO MENTION SOME
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KIND OF A REWARD.
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WHAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK?
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REALLY?
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THAT SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH TO ME.
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NO, I SEE YOUR POINT.
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I TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T WE
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JUST SAY "SUBSTANTIAL REWARD"
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AND LEAVE IT AT THAT?
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OKAY, THANKS, SHEILA.
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WHAT?
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[ SIGHS ]
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SURE. WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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DENGAR?
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SOUNDS GOOD.
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YEAH, NO, WE'LL BRING HIM IN
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FIRST THING.
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OKAY. OKAY, BYE-BYE.
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SHEILA'S HUSBAND'S A BOUNTY
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HUNTER.
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I TOLD HER WE'D GIVE HIM A
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LOOK-SEE.
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>> [ MECHANICAL BREATHING ]
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>> BET THAT KNEE'S STARTING TO
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HURT.
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PERSON, NOT AN ACTOR, SO TO TELL
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HER STORY, WE HIRED THE STAR OF
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"PHANTOM MENACE."
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>> I WAS DRIVING DOWN MY STREET
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WHEN A TRUCK HIT ME HEAD-ON.
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>> OSA-NOES!
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THERE'S A TRUCK A-COMIN'!
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AAAAH!
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WE'S-A GONNA DIE!
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>> YES.
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I WAS FINE, BUT THE CAR WAS
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TOTALED.
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>> WHOO-EE PATOOTIE!
421
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IT'S A MESS!
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00:12:07,049 --> 00:12:08,269
GOT THE ENGINE OVER HERE, BUT
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THE WHEEL FOR STEERIN' WAY OVER
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THERE!
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AAH!
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00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,169
>> MY AGENT AT GECKO INSURANCE
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SENT ME A CHECK RIGHT AWAY.
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>> YOU-SA NOT EVEN GONNA BELIEVE
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THIS.
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JA WHEH.
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WE WIN DA MONEY.
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WHOOPEE!
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WHA-AAAAH!
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WHOA!
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>> UM, I THINK I WAS EXPLAINING
436
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IT BETTER THAN HE WAS.
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>> GECKO -- REAL HELP.
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REAL MONEY.
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>> ME-SA THINKS ME BROKE ME
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BOMBAD SPINE!
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DID -- DID THEY SAY CUT?
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>> BOUNTY HUNTERS?
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WE DON'T NEED THEIR SCUM.
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>> MY BROTHER'S A BOUNTY HUNTER,
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GARETH.
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>> THERE WILL BE A SUBSTANTIAL
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REWARD FOR WHOEVER CAPTURES THE
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MILLENNIUM FALCON.
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IS HE PAYING ATTENTION?
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[ MECHANICAL BREATHING ]
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[ HORN SOUNDS, CROWD CHEERING ]
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>> CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED,
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RIGHT, FELLAS?
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GOT TO HUNT THAT BOUNTY, BUT THE
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BOUNTY'S IN THE HUNT, I ALWAYS
456
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SAY.
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TRICKS OF THE TRADE, TRADE
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SECRET -- DISINTEGRATION
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DEVICES.
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D-GUNS, D-BOMBS, D-MISSILES.
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I'M THE DISINTEGRATION MACHINE.
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WANT A GUY DISINTEGRATED, GET ME
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INTEGRATED.
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THAT'S DENGAR'S MOTTO.
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>> I WANT THEM ALIVE.
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NO DISINTEGRATIONS.
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>> AS YOU WISH.
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>> AW, SHUCKS.
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SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE,
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A-HOLE.
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>> WHERE MY KEYS?
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BEST BOUNTY HUNTER IN THE
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LEAGUE.
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00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:19,289
>> BETTER STOP SOFT-SHOEING.
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>> WE ARE BOUNTY HUNTERS!
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>> I GOT TO SAY, BOBA, THIS IS
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ONE BEAUTY OF A SHIP.
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I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE NAME,
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THOUGH.
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I'VE MADE A DEAL THAT WILL KEEP
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THE EMPIRE OUT OF OUR AFFAIRS
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FOREVER.
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> WE'D BE HONORED IF YOU COULD
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JOIN US.
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[ GRUMBLING ]
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00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:08,120
[ SLURPING ]
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>> C-CAN I GET A LITTLE MORE
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WATER?
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00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,049
>> WHAT?
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00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,100
>> NOTHING! [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:17,190
I JUST ASKED FOR MORE WATER.
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00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,210
HMM?
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>> KEEK!
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00:14:20,149 --> 00:14:21,200
>> [ GROWLS ]
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00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,059
>> PEOW!
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00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,289
>> [ BLOWING ]
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00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:28,200
>> [ IMITATES CREAKING ]
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00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,279
>> [ GROWLS ]
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00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,149
>> SO, HOW WE DOING?
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00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:33,029
LEIA, HOW'S THE SOUP?
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00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:35,049
YOU EVER HAD SOUP THIS GOOD?
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00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:36,220
>> YES, ON ALDERAAN.
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>> HEY, PRINCESS, LET IT
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G-O-O-O-O-O-O.
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"OH, HELP ME.
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00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:46,029
WE'RE A PEACEFUL PLANET."
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00:14:46,049 --> 00:14:47,250
"YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY."
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00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:51,169
KA-BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OM!
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00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,100
BIG LASER.
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[ IMITATES GUNFIRE ]
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ALDERAAN CHUNKS EVERYWHERE.
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PSHEEEEW!
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00:15:01,289 --> 00:15:04,149
>> ANYONE, UH -- ANYONE GOT A
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JOKE?
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00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:06,000
>> I'VE GOT ONE.
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WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND
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BETRAYED HIS BEST FRIEND?
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00:15:09,269 --> 00:15:11,070
THIS GUY!
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00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:13,120
[ LAUGHS ]
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00:15:13,139 --> 00:15:14,250
UH, TOO SOON?
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00:15:14,269 --> 00:15:17,210
>> WELL, IT'S BEEN A TIME AND A
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HALF.
524
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:20,049
BUT -- [ YAWNS ]
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00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,120
LOT OF TORTURING TO DO.
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00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:24,080
A-BROO-BOO-BOO.
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00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,100
DO-DE-DA-LE-DO-DO.
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00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,080
AROOOO!
529
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,029
>> HI. HAVE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU
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KNOW BEEN PERMANENTLY
531
00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:33,269
HANDICAPPED BY A JEDI?
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IF SO, CALL ME, BOB GOLDSTEIN,
533
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,019
AT NABOO-5-SUE-JEDI.
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00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,210
I'LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU
535
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,029
DESERVE FAST.
536
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:50,179
I HAVE OVER 10 YEARS'
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EXPERIENCE, AND I'M READY TO
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00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:52,250
WORK FOR YOU.
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00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:54,019
>> AT LAST WE WILL HAVE OUR
540
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:54,210
REVENGE.
541
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,019
>> YOU CALL NOW.
542
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,149
>> I LOVE YOU.
543
00:15:57,169 --> 00:15:58,190
>> I KNOW.
544
00:15:58,210 --> 00:15:59,289
>> [ MOANS ]
545
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:02,129
>> THAT I DID NOT KNOW.
546
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:03,230
>> LEIA AND THE WOOKIEE MUST
547
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,029
NEVER AGAIN LEAVE THIS CITY.
548
00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:06,179
>> THAT WAS NEVER A CONDITION OF
549
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,019
OUR ARRANGEMENT, NOR WAS GIVING
550
00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:09,100
HAN TO THIS BOUNTY HUNTER.
551
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,029
>> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL.
552
00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:12,230
PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY
553
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,200
FURTHER.
554
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,039
>> THIS DEAL'S GETTING WORSE ALL
555
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:16,000
THE TIME.
556
00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:17,120
>> FURTHERMORE, I WISH YOU TO
557
00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:18,269
WEAR THIS DRESS AND BONNET.
558
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:20,200
>> THIS WAS NEVER A CONDITION OF
559
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,200
OUR ARRANGEMENT.
560
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,049
>> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL.
561
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,009
PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY
562
00:16:25,029 --> 00:16:25,279
FURTHER.
563
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,100
>> THIS DEAL'S GETTING WORSE ALL
564
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,019
THE TIME.
565
00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:29,070
>> HERE IS A UNICYCLE.
566
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:30,210
YOU WILL RIDE IT WHEREVER YOU
567
00:16:30,269 --> 00:16:31,190
GO.
568
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,190
>> WHAT? I'M NOT RIDING NO
569
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,200
[BLEEP] UNICYCLE!
570
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:35,039
>> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL.
571
00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:36,200
PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY
572
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,159
FURTHER.
573
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:39,029
>> THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE
574
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,000
ALL THE TIME!
575
00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:41,240
>> ALSO, YOU ARE TO WEAR THESE
576
00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:43,100
CLOWN SHOES AND REFER TO
577
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,139
YOURSELF AS MARY.
578
00:16:44,159 --> 00:16:45,269
>> OH [BLEEP] YOU, MAN!
579
00:16:45,289 --> 00:16:47,009
I'M NOT DOING IT!
580
00:16:47,029 --> 00:16:48,240
>> I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL.
581
00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:50,139
PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY
582
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:51,049
FURTHER.
583
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:54,129
>> THIS DEAL...
584
00:16:54,149 --> 00:16:56,100
IS VERY FAIR, AND I'M HAPPY TO
585
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,200
BE A PART OF IT.
586
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:04,029
[ SHOE SQUEAKS ]
587
00:17:04,049 --> 00:17:06,160
>> JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE CAN
588
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,220
RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND
589
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,160
SON.
590
00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,089
>> FATHER AND SON?
591
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,220
HUH.
592
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,039
>> ♪ THINK OF ALL THE TIME
593
00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:16,119
WE WASTED ♪
594
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:20,210
♪ SO MANY PLANS WE NEVER MADE ♪
595
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,130
>> OKAY, DON'T LET GO.
596
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,200
DON'T LET GO, DAD.
597
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:27,029
DON'T -- DON'T LET GO.
598
00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:28,000
I'M DOING IT!
599
00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:28,180
WHOO!
600
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,130
I'M DOING IT!
601
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,059
I'M DOING IT!
602
00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:31,130
DAD!
603
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,200
YEAH!
604
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:36,150
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
605
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:39,220
>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
606
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,240
HEY!
607
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,250
>> ♪ CRACK, JAM, TAKE IT DOWN,
608
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,160
SLAM IT ♪
609
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,130
♪ PICK IT BACK UP,
610
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:45,240
BUT DON'T FORGET TO RAM IT ♪
611
00:17:45,259 --> 00:17:47,130
>> ♪ I MAKE THE ROUNDS,
612
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,210
THEN I DOUBLE BACK ♪
613
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,259
♪ 'CAUSE I'M DOUBLING TWICE
614
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:50,190
AROUND ♪
615
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:51,269
♪ I MAKE THE ROUNDS,
616
00:17:51,289 --> 00:17:52,279
THEN I DOUBLE BACK ♪
617
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,049
♪ 'CAUSE I'M DOUBLING TWICE
618
00:17:54,069 --> 00:17:55,000
AROUND ♪
619
00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:57,289
♪ I MAKE THE ROUNDS ♪
620
00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:00,180
>> FATHER AND SON.
621
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,140
WH-WH-AAAAAH!
622
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,250
>> AAH!
623
00:18:05,269 --> 00:18:06,200
>> WHAT?
624
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,279
>> OH, I SAID, AAH, I CAN'T
625
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,190
BELIEVE THIS APARTMENT'S PRICED
626
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,140
SO LOW.
627
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,289
IT'S GOT A WASHER AND DRYER,
628
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:12,269
CENTRAL AIR.
629
00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:14,089
>> WHAT DOES THIS DO?
630
00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:16,089
>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT QUITE SURE.
631
00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:20,029
UH, GARBAGE DISPOSAL?
632
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:21,099
>> AAAH!
633
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,250
>> WELL, APPARENTLY IT DOES
634
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,210
NOTHING.
635
00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:25,000
HOW'S THE CABLE IN THIS PLACE?
636
00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:27,089
>> CRYSTAL CLEAR SATELLITE TV.
637
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:28,279
>> AAH! UGH!
638
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:29,250
>> [ SCOFFS ]
639
00:18:29,269 --> 00:18:30,200
CLOUD CITY.
640
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,089
MORE LIKE CRAP CITY IF YOU ASK
641
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,200
ME.
642
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,150
>> I'LL HAVE THE CALAMARI.
643
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,039
>> WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE THE
644
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:38,240
INSENSITIVE BITCH, WITH A SIDE
645
00:18:38,259 --> 00:18:40,029
OF [BLEEP] YOU.
646
00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:41,180
>> AAAAAH!
647
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,069
HELLO!
648
00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:43,069
MEANT TO DO IT.
649
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,130
>> THANK GOODNESS.
650
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:46,019
I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THIS
651
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:47,220
THOUSAND YEARS OF DIGESTION
652
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,130
ALONE.
653
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,190
HOW DID YOU FALL IN?
654
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,210
>> WHAT? FELL IN?
655
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,150
HA HA!
656
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:52,220
VOLUNTEERED, MORE LIKE IT.
657
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,009
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT.
658
00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,220
YOU WOULD'VE DUG IT THE MOST.
659
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,000
I WAS FLYING AROUND WITH MY JET
660
00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:58,069
PACK, JUST SMOKIN' REBELS WITH
661
00:18:58,089 --> 00:18:59,000
MY LASER.
662
00:18:59,019 --> 00:18:59,259
BA-BOOM BA-BOOM BA-BOOM.
663
00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,019
HAN SOLO WAS ALL, "HEY, WAIT."
664
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,079
AND I'M LIKE, "OH, I'VE BEEN
665
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,130
WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG
666
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,019
TIME, SOLO."
667
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:04,289
BA-BANG!
668
00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,160
THE BIG, BAD WOOKIEE BE GROWLING
669
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,109
IN HELL NOW.
670
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:08,220
I EVEN PUT ONE BETWEEN
671
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,150
SKYWALKER'S EYES, RIGHT BETWEEN
672
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,279
THOSE PRETTY BABY BLUES.
673
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,279
BUT THEN JABBA THE HUTT WAS ALL,
674
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,259
"OH, NO, THIS GUY'S TOO BADASS,
675
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,200
MAN."
676
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,019
SO THEN 80 JEDI SHOWED UP.
677
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:20,009
I TOOK OUT ABOUT 67 OF THEM, BUT
678
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,220
THEN 20 DUDES FINALLY FLANKED
679
00:19:21,279 --> 00:19:22,230
ME.
680
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,210
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT,
681
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,180
KIDS?
682
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,150
IT'S BEEN REAL, DADDY-O, BUT I'M
683
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,240
NOT GIVING YOU THE PLEASURE."
684
00:19:26,259 --> 00:19:28,119
SO I JUMPED INTO THE PIT MYSELF.
685
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,289
ON THE WAY DOWN, I WAS THINKING,
686
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:31,140
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE LEFT 'EM A
687
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,109
PARTY FAVOR.
688
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,210
OH, I DID -- A THERMO DETONATOR
689
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,220
RIGHT UP THEIR ASS.
690
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,140
BA-BOOM!
691
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,230
>> OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
692
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,180
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GO OUT LIKE
693
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,059
A PUNK.
694
00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:40,000
>> YEAH.
695
00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:41,079
OH, 'CAUSE I LOOKED LIKE A
696
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:41,250
BADASS.
697
00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:42,200
[ SNIFFLES ]
698
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,210
[ SOBBING ]
699
00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:46,059
>> ARE YOU CRYING?
700
00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:46,240
>> NO.
701
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:47,160
HUH?
702
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,210
THAT'S FUNNY.
703
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,279
[ SNIFFLES ]
704
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,200
DA-DA-DA DAAAAA-DA.
705
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,160
DA-DA-DA DAAAAA-DA.
706
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,109
I'M OKAY.
707
00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:56,140
>> WELCOME, MY MASTER.
708
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,269
THE DEATH STAR CONSTRUCTION --
709
00:19:57,289 --> 00:19:59,109
>> YEAH, GREAT. FINE. WHATEVER.
710
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,180
THAT FLIGHT WAS A [BLEEP]
711
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,150
NIGHTMARE, MAN.
712
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,279
MY STUPID TRAY TABLE BROKE, AND
713
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,069
I ENDED UP WITH A GALLON OF
714
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:05,079
COFFEE IN MY CROTCH.
715
00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:06,269
IT'S LIKE DUNKING MY WANG IN HOT
716
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,109
LAVA, SOMETHING YOU HAVE SOME
717
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,269
EXPERIENCE WITH, I GUESS, HUH?
718
00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:10,119
RIGHT?
719
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:10,279
>> YES.
720
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,180
>> HA HA!
721
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,170
>> IS THAT YOURS?
722
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:14,069
>> NO, FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME,
723
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,220
THAT'S THAT SAME STUPID BLACK
724
00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:16,210
BAG.
725
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,240
MINE DOESN'T HAVE A STRIPE.
726
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,109
IT'S LIKE THAT STRIPY BAG IS
727
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,039
MOCKING ME.
728
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:22,019
[BLEEP] YOU, STRIPY BAG.
729
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:24,079
WELL, MY SUITCASE IS GONE.
730
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,230
SACRIFICED TO THE AIRPORT GODS.
731
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,049
NOW I'M HERE FOR TWO [BLEEP]
732
00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:29,019
WEEKS WITH ONE [BLEEP] ROBE.
733
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:30,039
ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S STICKING TO
734
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,089
ME LIKE A WET KLEENEX.
735
00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:34,240
WOW, FOR REAL?
736
00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:37,019
YEAH, GUESS I'LL JUST BE KILLING
737
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,049
MYSELF, THEN.
738
00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:39,210
GOOD CHAIR, GOOD CHAIR.
739
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,019
NICE LUMBAR SUPPORT.
740
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,000
GREAT VIEW OF...UTTER BLACKNESS.
741
00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:46,039
[ AIR-CONDITIONING HUMMING ]
742
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,220
OH, FOR -- I'M RIGHT UNDER THE
743
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,000
AIR-CONDITIONING VENT.
744
00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:50,170
AND THE CHAIR'S BOLTED TO THE
745
00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:51,089
FLOOR?
746
00:20:51,109 --> 00:20:52,079
WHO'S THE BRAINIAC --
747
00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,279
HEY, CRAYOLA, HELP ME SHUT THIS
748
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,240
VENT.
749
00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:55,250
YEAH, REACH UP THERE WITH YOUR
750
00:20:55,269 --> 00:20:57,109
STAFF OF RA AND --
751
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:01,220
[ AIR GUSTING ]
752
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,180
HEY, WANT TO SEE ME TEMPT FATE?
753
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,099
COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?
754
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,059
I DID IT IRONICALLY, SO I THINK
755
00:21:07,079 --> 00:21:08,289
I'M SAFE.
756
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:11,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
757
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:11,170
PUT ME DOWN.
758
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,160
AAAAH!
759
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,009
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING "STAR WARS"
760
00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:17,029
THEME ]
761
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,250
>> CONVENE ALL SHIPS ON ENDOR.
762
00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:47,069
I WANT THE MOON OBLITERATED AND
763
00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:48,190
THE REBELS WIPED FROM THE FACE
764
00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:49,109
OF THE GALAXY.
765
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,079
>> SORRY, SIR.
766
00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:51,109
ACTUALLY, WE CAN'T.
767
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:52,160
THE REBELS HAVE WON.
768
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,049
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY WON?
769
00:21:54,069 --> 00:21:55,220
WE HAVE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF
770
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,160
SHIPS.
771
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,130
WE -- WE CONTROL COUNTLESS
772
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,089
WORLDS.
773
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,069
WE HAVE MILLIONS OF TROOPS AT
774
00:21:59,089 --> 00:22:00,019
OUR DISPOSAL.
775
00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:01,059
>> BUT THEY JUST BLEW UP THE
776
00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:03,099
SECOND DEATH STAR AND KILLED THE
777
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:04,019
EMPEROR.
778
00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:04,269
>> SO?
779
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:05,250
>> SO, THAT MEANS THEY WON.
780
00:22:05,269 --> 00:22:07,089
>> HOW DOES THAT MEAN THEY WON?
781
00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:08,190
THEY BLEW UP THE FIRST DEATH
782
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:10,049
STAR YEARS AGO, AND THE FIGHTING
783
00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:11,019
CONTINUED.
784
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,130
>> YES, BUT THEY DIDN'T KILL THE
785
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:13,039
EMPEROR.
786
00:22:13,059 --> 00:22:14,049
THEY HAD TO DO BOTH.
787
00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:15,140
>> WE CAN'T FIGHT BACK?
788
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,099
>> NO. SORRY.
789
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:17,210
THIS IS THE END OF THE EMPIRE.
790
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:18,119
>> REALLY?
791
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,230
>> YEAH, 'FRAID SO.
792
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,019
THAT'S IT, THEN.
793
00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:23,210
>> WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
794
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:25,200
>> I GUESS WE CAN GO GET A
795
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,140
MASSAGE.
796
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,009
>> LET'S DO THAT.
47653
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