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Billie Holiday or Ella Fitzgerald.

Um, in what sense?

It's an either or.

I don't know who either or is.

I don't...

Oh!

Who are these people?

Blind Date from Balesa Plus.

Unscripted moments, sex the way they want it,

and performers as their most real selves.

Hey, guys!

Welcome to Balesa Blind Date.

You guys can talk now.

Okay.

Okay.

Thank you for trusting me to set you guys up

Have you ever been on a blind date in real life?

No, can't say I have

I once went on an OkCupid date

Does that count?

What's an OkCupid date?

It was the dating app before Tinder

Oh, okay

Are you aging yourself here?

No

How did it go? Did it go well?

We dated for three and a half years.

Oh wow.

Yeah.

You found some love on that, huh?

It was the only internet app date I ever went on.

What was on his profile that you were attracted to?

Tall, dark, uneducated.

That's all it took, huh? Tall, dark, uneducated?

I mean, I like tallall and i like smart i hope you're smart i'm very smart

oh very smart this this head is a1 trust me what would be if you went on a date something that you

would like a red flag that you would not go on a second date if this person did something, said something, whatever. Me, personally, if she ate food in front of me

and didn't clean, like, little,

clean out her corner of her mouth.

That's a no for you.

That's a no for me.

I just can't, if you can't, like,

wipe your mouth as you eat, I'm good.

I like that you've taken it beyond

chewing with your mouth closed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pretty much.

What other etiquette kinks do you have?

Talking over people while they talk.

It kind of irks my nerves.

That's just one of them.

Yeah, I do hate it when people talk without listening.

I'm listening.

I'm listening.

Billie Holiday or Ella Fitzgerald?

In what sense?

It's an either or.

I don't know who either or is.

I don't...

Oh!

Who are these people?

Did I just, like, get a red flag over there?

Was that what that was?

That was...

That was a red flag huffing puff?

I'm gonna say Ella for me.

They're singers from the 40s?

Oh, that's why I don't know who they are.

I am very simple.

I'm a homebody. I stay home, I work, I go to the gym.

Simple guy.

I also like to stay at home.

What do you guys do when you're at home?

Stress clean?

I'm normally cooking.

I'm milk prepping and trying things new

for the first time, you know.

What do you like to cook?

Everything.

I'm more of like a pastry guy.

I'm a fat ass.

Oh.

Yeah. I'm a fat ass yeah I'm a fat ass at heart if you were going to make something

for her for a date what would you make oh if I wanted to oh I would do a raspberry cheesecake

raspberry cheesecake but the one that you bake the no bake ones are like kind of like trash

yeah they're like trash it's it's a cheat it's cheat. Is there anything that you guys want each other to know about you sexually?

I am all ears.

I don't know if you guys have worked together, to be honest.

I'm not sure if you know each other.

You might.

I feel like we might have.

Do you have a feeling of who this is?

I feel like we might have because of the way that she's going about conversation.

Who do you think it is?

Wait, now, wait.

Don't.

Are you going to be offended if he's wrong?

No.

Okay, if he is right, do not say he's right.

Okay?

Okay.

Who do you think it is?

Oh, you want me to name drop?

Yeah.

I feel like it might be Demi Sutra.

Oh, interesting.

No?

I can't tell you.

Okay.

I tried.

Wow, okay.

Do you have any idea who it is?

No.

Do you guys want to know who it is?

Not yet.

I'm eager right now. I'm very eager. Oh, okay. Share what sexually you

want out of this experience. I want it slow. I want it slow but hard, if that makes sense.

Yeah, because I was getting ready to ask you to explain for me. It's slow but hard. someone's like full length, you know?

It's always just in out.

Ah, okay, I understand.

Yeah.

Yeah, you wanna fill every inch, pretty much.

Not slow strokes, but like slow enough strokes.

I like that, I like kissing, I like missionary,

I'm kind of basic.

Actually, I'm not kind of, I'm extremely basic.

But I love to suck cock.

That's always a plus in my book.

Always.

I like kissing too though.

I'm definitely into like the intimate way of sex is done.

You know, we do porn a lot.

So it is a lot of just like, you know.

There's a lot of no.

Yeah, just right into it, head, dick in the mouth.

And that's weird.

I'm actually so nervous about this.

My mouth is dry right now.

To be honest with you.

You're nervous?

You?

Yes!

Interesting.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Are you nervous?

Um, a little bit.

I've never come on to like, you know,

come to work and not know who I'm working with.

Yeah.

So this is a first for sure.

And I, yeah, I'm not having any firsts in porn, so.

What kind of movies do you enjoy?

I like a little bit of everything.

I'm definitely more on the action side,

but I can watch a real man,

so I could watch a like, know something passionate what's your favorite

action film bad boys 2 haven't seen that one yeah bad boys 2 with Mara Lawrence and um so you like

uh like a funny action film as opposed to like a serious thriller well no I've actually sat and

watched um all the Jason Bourne's after each other it took me all night to do it but it was it was

it was a fun night oh dang how many are? I think it's like five right now.

Five Jason Bournes.

Yeah, they're pretty intense.

Yeah.

What is this reaction?

She's making this face.

Do you hate Jason Bourne?

Do you love Jason Bourne?

I, okay.

So the first one, I understand that it was important

because of the use of a handheld camera

and the shooting style and the frenetic editing um i wonder if it got less nausea inducing as this uh series continued not

really not really it's kind of that same maybe like four and five like the last two was like

more you know modern style the way of recording but yeah all right are you guys ready to meet

each other yes take off your headset no more talking no more talking no more talking, no more talking, no more talking.

Be careful with your step forward.

All right, hold on.

Watch your step there on the, yeah, hold on real quick.

Yep, okay, make sure you can get around.

And meet your blind date.

Hey.

Hey, how are you?

I know you.

Ryan Mays, Mays Ryan.

You guys know each other?

Yeah.

Okay.

Any, did you guys expect?

No, I did not.

I had a vague suspicion. No, I did not I had a vague suspicion no I did not this bed is

yours guys to do whatever you want oh nice okay I like that on your name I

sent her a list of names okay there was a splash of cum what looked like a splash The Pump and some parts. That's what it was, a Splash The Pump.

We had a really fun scene together with Chanel Camry?

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, for Jim, that one was fun.

Yeah.

That one was real fun.

I need some more fun today.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Not liking me taking control.

You're not like me taking control Oh Oh Oh Oh my god, yes! Oh my god! Fuck! Oh yeah! Mmm, turn around.

Oh my god!

Yeah.

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Oh my god.

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Oh fuck.

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That's not fair.

Shit.

Oh!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Mmm.

Oh!

Oh!

So you don't know the answer to that dick, mate.

Mmm.

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Oh!

Oh!

Oh my god! Yes. Ah! Oh Oh Oh my god

Holy shit

Fuck my face, come sit up here That's not good

That's not good. That's not good.

Oh fuck.

Ah.

Yes. Yes.

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God, I'm taking a shoulder right there.

Ah.

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Ooh.

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Mm-hmm.

It's all right, though.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Whoa.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Shh.

I'm fucking shaking.

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Oh, God. Yes, there you go Oh, baby. Oh.

Oh.

Slow it.

Tease me.

Tease me.

Tease my forehead.

Slow me.

Tease.

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It's here.

Holy shit.

Here, here.

Oh my god.

Oh my fucking god.

Slower, slower, slower.

Right fucking there.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

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I can do it.

I have to.

Shh.

Oh.

That's perfect.

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That feels fucking amazing.

Shit.

Fuck.

I'm coming.

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It's so shaky.

Shit. Ooh.

I'm spinning.

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Fucking good.

Mm-hmm.

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Ah!

I need a...

I need a...

I need water.

Water?

Water?

No!

Just...

Oh my God.

Do you need another one?

Okay.

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It does.

Shit.

Oh shit.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Tell me where you want.

Everywhere.

Face, belly, chin, everywhere just make me messy.

Yeah.

Yeah, there it is. Right there.

No! Fuck!

Oh fuck.

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Hmm oh my god

Yeah, that was a good Monday

Chats but I guess I was smart enough.

I knew it from afar.

I was good.

Did you have fun, Keely?