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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
- Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
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I'll change Stinky.
You serve breakfast to Picky.
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I'm not picky!
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Ew, gross! You got egg white in my egg!
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- Ugh! Just get dressed, Mandy!
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These are kids' clothes, Mom!
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I'm not wearing these!
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Me neither!
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Ew, gross!
You got egg white on his diaper.
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- I don't get why my kids are so spoiled.
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We have tons of money,
we give them everything they want,
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and still totally spoiled!
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Your kids should see how
I grew up in the Orphanarium.
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Ugh. We could only dream
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of being spoiled and obnoxious.
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Oh yeah?
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Hey, does the Orphanarium
allow visitors?
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You know,
so people can feel good about themselves,
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and also frighten their own children?
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Sure! It's called volunteering.
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Ew! This place smells worse than Mandy!
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- Does not!
- Well, I, for one,
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think volunteering is a fantastic idea.
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I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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Lieutenant Kroker!
Report for emergency briefing.
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Oh, thank God. I'll be back in a month!
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Warden Vogel!
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Leela! It seems like only yesterday
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you were this tall
and riddled with scurvy.
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Lot of bad memories.
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Is this gonna be my new family?
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No, Albert.
These folks are here to provide
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useless, unskilled labor,
not adopt you.
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Oh, thank God.
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Get ready for some super fun
hands-on volunteer work.
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But don't touch anything.
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It's snack time, so you can start
by cutting these grapes in half.
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Ah, so the little ones don't choke.
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No, so there's enough to go around.
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Next, cut the blankets.
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This soup smells delicious!
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Can I help serve and eat it, yum-yum?
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You've gotta make it first.
That's just tap water.
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Mm, chunky.
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Shall I take this putrid trash out?
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That isn't trash. It's the donation bin.
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Donors put their trash in it.
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Okay, kids, line up.
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Each child will receive
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precisely 0.6 kilograms of toy.
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Two-thirds of a basketball for you,
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a clump of melted army men for you,
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three stuffed animals
with tomato sauce for you,
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and a tricy-- uh, bicycle for you.
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Albert, you get a cookie.
- Yum!
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This used to be my room.
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It's the only one with a window.
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That's Bandit.
He gave me my first rabies.
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This is way nicer than my room at home!
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Mine has too much furnitures.
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And it's all so matchy-matchy.
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And her toys have lots of sauce on them!
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Mine don't have any!
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You want me to kick her?
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Here you go.
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And one for you.
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And one for you.
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Ah. It just feels so good to help.
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Can you fix our table, Mr. Shiny Pants?
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I thought you'd never ask!
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Can you bend my spoon straight?
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No problem, kid.
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How'd that happen anyway?
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Damien did it. With his brain.
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My man, Damien!
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I apologize, kids.
That was just horrible!
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I'll buy you all ponies to make up for it.
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Mine better be a big one!
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Hey, where's Mandy?
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I love it here! Whee!
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Wanna play toys?
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The raccoon lick'ded
some of the p'sghetti sauce off.
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Aw, so cute!
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Hi! My name is Bearinara!
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I like your ear!
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- I like your big empty forehead.
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You're a little green froggy
just like my daddy!
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Mandy! Stop kissing garbage!
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But, we're having fun!
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Come on. It's time to go.
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Can I at least give her a hug goodbye?
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I said not to touch anything dirty.
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Reporting for briefing, sir!
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You know, Kif, among certain females,
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I'm better known for my de-briefing.
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At ease, gentlemen.
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Admirella? And in combat uniform?
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This must be important.
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Very important, Lieutenant.
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What I'm about to show you is top secret.
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That's why I've been keeping it
close to my chest.
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- Uh...
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I-I should get a map like that for Amy.
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Unidentified hostile aliens
have wiped out
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several of our remote bases
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here, here, and here.
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I've been to two of those bases.
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And they're on a direct course for...
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well, I'm not at liberty to say,
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but one of the DOOP's
most important planets.
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Not Amphibios 9, my home world?!
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Important means Earth, Lieutenant.
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The very survival of Earth is at stake.
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Pfft. Amphibios 9.
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- Oh, ho, ho.
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Those orphans sure taught us a lot
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about not being spoiled.
Right, kids?
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Are these domestic bath salts?
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What are we, bankrupt?
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I miss Sally. And her fuzzly toys.
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I'll get you a clean new fuzzly toy.
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I'm sure you can find them anywhere.
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Sold out?
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Sold out?!
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Ah. There they are.
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Hey!
- Grab. Hands off my kajigger!
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It's a present for my whatsit!
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Your whatsit's too old
to play with kajiggers.
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Ooh! Looks like we've got
a little Fuzzy Funbag collector!
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- People collect these things?
- Oh God, yes.
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From the moment I nabbed
my first one, I was like...
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♪ Gotta collect 'em all! ♪
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Now that I know they're hard to get,
I want them!
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- Ow!
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There! I collected 'em all.
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Oh, honey,
that's not even close to 'em all.
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You've got, like, 195 to go.
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Shman. Then, I better get started.
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- Hey!
- Oh, grow up.
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A Bitey Bedbug came up on bBay!
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- In business news...
- Turn that off!
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...the Fuzzy Funbag index
hit an all-time high today--
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- Turn that on!
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Experts agree,
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the mass-produced bags
can only go up in value,
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much like Bitcoin or tulips.
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Gotta collect 'em all.
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Hm...
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One to go.
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Cashew CuddleFish,
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I'm gonna collect you so hard!
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Business is booming!
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We're delivering whatever
these things are by the millions!
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This one! The CuddleFish!
Has anyone seen it?!
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You seem kinda worked up, Amy.
Though it is awful cute.
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Gimme that drawing!
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You know, there's actually
quite a bit of science
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behind the concept of cuteness.
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Ooh! Lecture, lecture!
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Since baby mammals
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have relatively large eyes at birth,
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we evolved to find that cute,
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so we'd care for our offspring
instead of strangling them.
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Clever little bastards.
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- Let's run an experiment.
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I'm going to show a series of images,
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and my cu-trometer will measure
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how loud you say "aww."
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Aww.
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Aww!
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Aww!
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- Ew!
- Yuck!
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Correct! This face has
zero cuteness coefficient.
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The pinprick pupils
are ugly and off-putting.
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Turn it off! Turn it off!
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But these Funbags,
why, they take it to the next level!
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Aww!
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Our desire to obtain them
is beyond our control.
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I don't know
if it's literally beyond our--
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A CuddleFish is up for auction!
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Just sneak in and pretend
to be orphans till I get back!
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Go, go, go!
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Wow. You own your own bidding paddle?
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I own my own number.
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We now start the bidding for the rarest
and cutest of all Funbags.
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Cashew the CuddleFish.
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All the money in
my children's college funds!
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Madam, that bid is more
than makes any sense.
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We have More Than Makes Any Sense,
More Than Makes Any Sense.
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Do I hear More Than Makes
Any Sense and a Half?
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We have More Than Makes
Any Sense and a Half.
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Do I hear Girl, Are You
Kidding Me Right Now?
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You only live once, Mother.
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Although it's been a very long once.
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Girl, are you kidding me right now?
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Ow!
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Objection! Stop the bidding!
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This Funbag is a fake!
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What?!
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Note how the fabric on the underseam
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is a slightly lighter shade
than it should be.
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And instead of reading
"Cashew CuddleFish,"
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the tag reads,
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"Knockoff Phonyfish."
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You're a professional Funbag appraiser!
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How did you not notice that before?
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Honestly, I was just too
distracted by its cuteness.
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Ugh!
Has anyone even seen a real CuddleFish?
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Maybe they don't exist!
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Maybe it's all just some kinda
sick, fuzzy-wuzzy game!
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Now, now, calm down.
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Remember, Miss Wong,
you have actual kids to hug.
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Who? Oh, right!
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That stain looks
like a moldy bunny.
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That one looks
like a cockaroach!
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Oh, it ran away.
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Let's play Funbags!
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Come on, Mandy,
let's go home and take a bath
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and incinerate those clothes.
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Wow.
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What an interesting little toy.
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It is? What's interesting about it?
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I mean, nothing really.
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They're just... so fun to trade, right?
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Why do you sound weird, Mom?
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I don't sound weird.
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Go wait in the car!
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That one is so dirty.
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Wouldn't you rather have
some nice clean ones?
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No, I like my dirty one better.
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It matches me.
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Oh, b-but this purple lion
is slightly rare!
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And I'll throw in a whole bag
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of gold variant hugger whales.
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You can just have it if you want.
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Take the deal!
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Approaching Outpost Merveena 6,
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the latest base to fall silent.
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I have a weird feeling about this, Kif.
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Set tension level to maximum.
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Holy fri-jo-les!
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It's horrifying!
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After you, Kif.
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Their windpipes and rib cages
have been crushed.
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It's as if they had their very lives
cuddled out of them!
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Let's check the
security footage.
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Whoever arrived here last
must be the massacre-er.
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That's Amy's boss' delivery crew's ship!
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They just made a harmless delivery
and stole some stuff.
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Nothing illegal about that.
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Some monster must've
stowed aboard that ship,
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then murdered everything here...
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To the death.
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Do you think it's still around?
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Or maybe already headed to Earth?
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I don't think.
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I run away!
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Oh, I hope Amy and the kids are alright.
260
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,535
Can't go on a work trip and not
bring back a cute present.
261
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,583
So, after long
and careless consideration,
262
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,668
your pension is now fully invested
263
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,378
in Fuzzy Funbags.
264
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,881
It's just prudent.
265
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,550
Any alien invaders around here?
266
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,843
Uh-oh. The fuzz!
267
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:48,055
Something wiped out
the outpost at Merveena 6.
268
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,806
But, we were just there!
269
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:53,185
Uh, they had a precious vase!
Much like this one!
270
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,939
Some unthinkable horror
may have stowed away in your cargo hold.
271
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,190
What were you delivering?
272
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,526
The only thing
we deliver anywhere anymore.
273
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:02,569
Fuzzy Funbags. Like that.
274
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,572
Exactly like this?
275
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,200
Let me see that Funbag.
276
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,704
Scalpel.
277
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,377
My God!
278
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,628
What? What's in there?
279
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,006
Little plastic beads! Or beans!
280
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,676
What did you expect?
It's a beanbag.
281
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,389
Whoa, this is no bean.
282
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,766
It's alive!
- Aren't beans alive?
283
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,142
Cork it, nerd!
284
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,148
Yum.
285
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,986
The entire organism
is filled with spores!
286
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:47,489
It's essentially just
one big reproductive organ.
287
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,409
Much like certain humans,
eh, Leela?
288
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,619
Is it possible these little fun bags
289
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,663
could've caused such devastation?
290
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,707
Not on their own, no.
291
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,375
They have no brain!
292
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,794
Much like certain humans, eh, Leela?
293
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,337
Eh-- No, uh, wait.
294
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,966
There would have to be some
malicious variant to command them.
295
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,718
A highly unusual one
296
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,596
with diabolical intelligence.
297
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,806
"The Alpha Funbag."
298
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,183
♪ dramatic sting ♪
299
00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,310
♪ I got it, I got it! ♪
300
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,437
♪ The rarest in the world! ♪
301
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:22,733
♪ By ripping off a little orphan girl! ♪
302
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,945
I'm a terrible person.
303
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,456
So these Funbags are invading Earth?
How is that possible?
304
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,918
Cuteness is a brilliant
evolutionary strategy.
305
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,669
They can't build spaceships,
306
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,963
or even their own shelves to sit on.
307
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,381
Heh-heh, losers.
308
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,841
But they don't have to.
309
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,844
They evolved to be irresistibly cute,
310
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:54,389
so fools like everyone but me
would collect them.
311
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,768
This is an invasion where
we're buying the invaders
312
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,062
and bringing them into our homes!
313
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,732
Like my black mold Chia Pet?
314
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,776
What would their leader look like?
315
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,194
The Alpha Funbag?
316
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,530
Well, it wouldn't be a common one,
317
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,739
like Chutney the Chipmunk
318
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,367
or Extincty the Black Rhino.
319
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,662
No, it would be rare and expensive.
320
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,581
One only within
the purview of a top collector,
321
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,584
such as myself, or Amy.
Mm-hmm.
322
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,545
Or Amy?
323
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,546
Mm-hmm.
324
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,051
Mandy, Mommy did something wrong,
325
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,053
and it's time to make it right.
326
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,265
You mean abandoning us for weeks
to go toy shopping?
327
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,851
No, but that was also an oopsie.
328
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,103
Here you go, Albert.
329
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,480
And this one's for you, Nina.
330
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,274
Got one to spare for a warden
331
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,819
with an empty space on his shelf?
And in his heart?
332
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,362
Of course!
333
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,030
Enjoy, kids.
334
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,993
I'm donating my whole collection
to the Orphanarium!
335
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,125
I'm back!
336
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,835
Mandy!
337
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,796
I was scareded I'd never see you again.
338
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,215
Sally, I did a bad thing.
339
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,509
Taking away your special toy.
340
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,636
It's rare and valuable,
341
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,638
and it belongs to you.
342
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,307
It's okay, you can keep it.
343
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,642
I like the one you gave me more.
344
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,854
That cheap common one
that anybody can get?
345
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,355
Are you crazy?!
346
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,523
It's special to me,
347
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,985
'cause it's the first time a mommy
ever gived me a present.
348
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,114
Please, please take it back.
349
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,534
Mm-mmm. It's important to you
in some grown-up way,
350
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,661
but to me, it's just a toy.
351
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,289
But that's the most
important thing it can be.
352
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,917
Just take it and have fun.
353
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:48,337
No! It's only fun to play with someone,
354
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,297
especially Mandy.
355
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,549
Is she allowed to play with me again?
356
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:57,262
You and Mandy can play together
as much as you want.
357
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,764
Then, okay.
358
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,228
Mommy, you're not letting go of it.
359
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,441
You'll be okay. It's just a toy.
360
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,069
- Let's cuddle!
361
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,168
Ow.
362
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,881
Help!
363
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:36,134
It's... hugging my... neck!
364
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,013
Fear not!
365
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,057
Kif, put him out of his misery.
366
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,523
Ah!
367
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:51,900
Dear lord!
368
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,777
When the Funbags explode,
369
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,071
it triggers the beans to hatch!
370
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,990
So how are we supposed to kill them?
371
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,617
With my monkey-killing barrel,
of course.
372
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,995
Just place the fun bags in and...
373
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,915
You've met your match,
374
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,626
tiny motionless cuddly animal.
375
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,048
I can't do it. It's too adorable!
376
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,093
Don't be ridiculous. Give it to me.
377
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,847
Oh! Dammit!
378
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,391
The cuteness is too much, even for me!
379
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,643
And I believe Bambi's mother deserved it!
380
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,938
It's no use. We're totally outgunned.
381
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,691
- Kif! Help!
- Amy!
382
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,782
Cuddle formation!
383
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,369
Forward, hug!
384
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:48,498
I'm scared, Mama! I need a hug!
385
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:51,793
No, Mandy! Whatever you do, no hugging!
386
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,842
We mustn't release the spores,
387
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,802
so don't shoot anything.
388
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:04,598
How could I?
Their eyes are just so big and cute.
389
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:09,394
Ah! Those tiny pinprick pupils!
390
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,662
- Amy, I may not make it!
391
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,414
You've got to kill the Alpha Funbag!
392
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,083
The Alpha Who-bag?
393
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,336
The leader! The leader!
394
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,713
That's it!
395
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,842
Nobody gets to hug Kif to death but me!
396
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,553
Prepare to die!
397
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:44,179
You can't kill me!
398
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,807
I'm the cutest thing in the universe!
399
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,101
Wrong! Because to a mother,
400
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:52,479
the cutest thing in the universe
is her own child.
401
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,443
Mom! Stop it!
402
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,653
Oops!
403
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,447
Goodbye...
404
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,828
I know you said not to hug,
but we're gonna!
405
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:10,038
Yeah, let's do.
406
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,208
Yes. Come give me a nice hug.
407
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,918
You're making this too easy!
408
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,591
Hey!
409
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,552
You're hugging too hard!
410
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,229
Am I too late?
411
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:38,192
No, but I may be a little
snuggle-shy for a while.
412
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:41,695
That's okay.
Although, I did just get you a map suit.
413
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,324
The Alpha Funbag is dead?
414
00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,367
How on earth did you do it?!
415
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,370
Cute recognize cute.
416
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:01,715
Hm. It seems the CuddleFish
has been reduced
417
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,342
to a common variant,
418
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:05,427
with no special powers.
419
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,095
That's a convenient relief.
420
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:10,015
And look how many
rare ones there are now.
421
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,433
We're all rich!
422
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:17,606
They may be lousy toys,
but they're a great investment.
423
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,900
And I collected 'em all!
424
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,664
♪ Gotta collect 'em, gotta collect 'em ♪
425
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:36,041
♪ Gotta collect 'em all! ♪
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