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[♪ theme music playing]

[all scream]

We're under attack. Evasive action.

We're not under attack.

I was trying to tilt my seat back,

and instead, the ship
went into catastrophe mode.

Activating sprinklers.

Hellballs! The wires are all crossed!

Uh-oh! Can opener!

[yelps]

♪ Down in the valley ♪

More Hellballs.

♪ The valley so low ♪

♪ Hang your head over ♪

[both grunt]

I'll get you, can opener,
if it's the last thing I ever...

[screams]

[crew screaming in distance]

Do you hear something?

Sounds like a screaming
coming across the sky.

Ah, that explains it.
Should we check for survivors?

After a crash like that?
What's the point?

[all panting]

Thank God the can opener
had the presence of mind

-to cut an escape hole.
-It's a hero.

I coulda bent us an escape hole.

But did anybody ask Bender?

No.

-Are you all right?
-No, I'm not all right.

I was talking to the can opener.

What about you?
Are you all right?

No, I was nearly smushed.

I was talking to the ship.

[sobbing]

Poor Old Bessie!
I'm afraid her time has come.

Why did it have to be her instead of me?

Hello? Gaping head wound.

[clatters]

There it is, the graveyard of ships.

The plasma sea at the bottom
of the multiverse.

Mariners call it the Tropic of Ghosts.

They're pretty stupid, though.

-I'd hate to be here at night.
-It is night.

Then I hate being here.

I built that ship with my own two hands,

as well as several hundred
high-powered hydraulic hands.

Did I ever tell you about all
the different lengths of wire I used?

Yes.

She saw us through
lots of great adventures.

And a few mediocre ones.

Honestly, some of those three-part
adventures were kind of sloppy.

We had a nice run,
but nothing lasts forever.

Except me, apparently.

Hey, what are those shmierd currents
under the surface?

Merely jet streams
of alternate realities.

All that is, was, or might have been,

and a lot of other crap, too.

Alternate realities can
bite my shiny metal ass.

[laughs]

Bender, show some ass respect.

Hi-ya!

Ha-ha! You missed!

Hi-ya!

Not in that reality.

[bagpipes playing]

My heartfelt symphonies.

Oh, Lord.

When a vessel so renowned

as the Planet Express ship
is laid to rest,

it's only fitting
that the DOOP's greatest hero

say a few words in tribute.

Or better yet, sing them.

[groans]

♪ That ship is like a ship
on the ocean ♪

♪ It's been sailing
with a cargo full of ♪

♪ Love and devotion ♪

♪ So rock the boat... ♪

Come on, Kif.

♪ Don't rock the boat, baby ♪

♪ Rock the boat... ♪

♪ Don't tip the boat over... ♪

Thank you. Check out our SoundCloud.

I see by the clockometer,

there's still a few minutes
before the scuttling charges

detonate and sink your ship forever.

So if you'd like to pay
your final respects?

Yes. Let's view its spacely remains.

[sentimental music playing]

This ship was my first home
when I came to the future.

I slept right here
on this stained carpeting.

You're what stained it!

Remember this table?
I had a meal there once.

[sniffs]

How can you meatbags get so weepy
about a ship? It's just a hunk of tin.

You're 40% tin!

And didn't you once have a torrid affair
with this ship?

I have torrid affairs
with lots of things, then I move on.

Bender don't look back,

'cause his neck joint
don't turn that way.

Ooh! Snap.

♪ Do dat doodle-oo deedle-ee boo ♪

So many memories.

[screams] Too many memories.

[groaning]

Eh, whatever. Let's go.

Move it along, Leela.

The explosives are set
to go off in 15 minutes.

Wait, where's Fry?

How should I know? You're his mother.

Whoops, sorry. I meant 15 seconds.

What? Quick! We've got to find Fry.

Oh, no! Fry!

Come back! There's no time.

-Leela!
-Amy!

Dr. Zoidberg.

So, this graveyard need a janitor?

[coughs]

Fry!

Leela? Why is me?

He's okay.
His pulse is steady as an abalone.

What happened?

We were all on the ship when it sank.
We nearly drowned trying to save you.

I swallowed a lot of
quasi-neutral plasma.

[grunts]

Why didn't you come out sooner,
you boob?

I had some kind of attack.

I started seeing flashes of things
that happened.

Also things that didn't happen.
Except it felt like they did happen.

Or will happen.

These things happen.

Or don't. Or will. Or... Let's just go.

Leela, you and I
could have died on that ship.

-True so far.
-But then we'd never have gotten...

Never have gotten what?

Tattoos with each other's names.

I already have one.

I used to date a different guy
named Fry.

Then how come I've never seen it?

It's in a very out-of-the-way spot.

Someone's all duded up.

Bender, life can go
in a lot of directions.

Up, left, community college.

But I know exactly which direction
I want mine to go.

So tonight at sunset, I'm meeting Leela
on top of the Vampire State Building.

I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

When I said "someone's all duded up,"
I meant me.

Check out the Rolex.
I bent it off a guy I know.

By the way, you're late.

-Big night, Mr. Fry?
-The biggest, Janös.

-I'm gonna ask Leela to marry me.
-Leela?

Blergh!

My gosh, this is incredible.

I feel like I died and went to here!

But luckily, you didn't.

A toast.

-I...
-What's the matter?

Nothing, I just felt strange,
like we'd had champagne here before.

Janös has served many before you.

Their souls linger long
after the champagne has been drunk.

Yeah, that's probably it.

Anyhow, Leela, I brought you here
to ask you something.

Looky there.

-[Fry] Uh-oh.
-What is it?

This ring, the table,
the plain white napkins!

I'm sure I've done this before.

Fry, I'd remember a ring like this.

Whoo!

Janös, you remember this happening,
don't you?

It is the curse of my kind
to remember everything.

I forgot your hors d'oeuvres.

It's like I'm having a dream,
except I'm not having a dream.

It's more like watching a movie
when I'm half asleep.

You're having an Avatar?

[groans]

-Fry, what's wrong?
-I don't know.

I'm seeing you,
but I'm seeing other stuff too.

Me, you, plain white napkins!

Look out! The railing!

[screams]

Janös, quick!
Help me get him to a doctor!

He'd be a lot easier to handle
if he had less blood.

Just saying.

Your head seems normal,
aside from that weird face on the front.

So what happened this time?

It was just like on the ship.

I felt like everything's
happened before,

even things that didn't happen yet.

-Does that make sense?
-No, you're a terrible patient.

Could Fry be seeing some kind of
alternate universe?

Or a time loop?

Nonsense!

Those things are completely possible
and happen all the time.

But this sounds like a textbook case
of déjà vu.

Déjà vu? I feel like I've heard
of that before.

No wait, I'm thinking of De La Soul.

You have all the symptoms.

The feeling you're experiencing
something that's already happened?

That's all the symptoms.

It's not déjà vu!

I'm sure the things I'm seeing
are real, somehow.

You don't think I'm crazy,
do you, Leela?

I don't know what to think.

I love you so much.

And all I ever wanted to do
is marry you.

But first, I need to understand
what's happening to me.

I'm not going anywhere.

No one's not going anywhere.
Because everyone's going to the hangar,

to see the new ship I just completed.

[Bender] Okay, already. We see it.

Pretty cool, eh?

It's got cutting-edge
artificial intelligence.

And to provide its speech,

I hired the world's greatest
voice actor, Tress LaMarche.

[computer] Hi, there.

It's even got a new cloaking device
I invented.

Plus, an uncloaking device.
And a cloakroom.

It's like living in the future!

Oh, my, yes.
You should see the wire I used.

All the latest lengths.

Now this is comfy.

-Do I feel an electric seat-warmer?
-You do.

The AI automatically adjusts
to ambient butt temperature.

Hear that, Fry?

Yeah. Sounds great.

I thought you'd be excited.

You're always complaining
about my chronic cold butt.

It's just... I miss the old ship.

I feel like maybe something important
was on it when it sank.

This ship's nice, but it feels wrong.

I'm just happy
it doesn't have a can opener.

That's where you're not happy, Bender.

The one thing I saved from the old ship
was the can opener.

It even has its own sleeping quarters.

[suspenseful music plays]

What? Where's my sleeping quarters?

You don't need any.

This ship is so fast,
you won't have time to rest.

That's just a perk for heroes.

Cheer up, guys.

At least we get to go
to a tropical paradise

for our first delivery.

That was exhausting.

-No, it wasn't.
-Yes, it was.

I need a nap. And for that,
I'll need sleeping quarters.

Get out.

Bender, no! That can opener
is the finest swordsman in all of space!

What?

Oh, yeah?

You shot a guy who only had a sword?

What? I saw it in a movie.
It was hilarious.

You think they'll try me as an adult?

I would.

Wake up, Canny!

Please, wake up.

It's over, buddy.

[sobs]

How can I go on? My nemesis is dead!

I'm like Superman without Lex Luthor.

Aquaman without that big ol' shrimp!

Ow.

You want your hand and your Rolex?

No. I shall go on without them,

in tribute to a worthy foe
who met his match in Bender One-Hand.

That's what you have to call me
from now on.

"Bender One-Hand."

Or "Bender No-Watch."

Nah, I might get a watch
for my other hand.

Anyway, I still need that nap.

[grunts]

Ah.

[computer] Vessel ahead.

Vessel ahead.

That's weird.

Something's showing up on radar,
but I don't see anything.

What? What is it, boy?

The Old Planet Express ship. See it?

I don't see squat.

It's right there,
next to the space stuff.

Fry, a little psychotic break
with reality is perfectly normal.

Sometimes I think I can control
the weather!

It flew away.

[computer] Butt-warmer engaged.

Ah!

I wish we'd never scuttled the old ship.

This new ship just can't replace it.

You know, I can hear everything
you're saying.

And in tonight's
News of the Supernatural,

[echoing] ghost ships.

[laughs]

This whole segment is beneath
Morbo's journalistic dignity!

Captain Brannigan,

what's all this nonsense about
[echoing] "Ghost ships?"

Well, Linda, sensors have detected
a phantom vessel in this quadrant.

But it's invisible to the nude eye.

We suspect pirates have salvaged
an abandoned vessel

and equipped it
with cloaking technology.

But if it is ghosts, rest assured,

Zapp Brannigan will blast them
out of existence.

Or back into it, I guess.

I saw that ghost ship.
It's our old ship.

But nobody besides you is seeing it.

Explain that with your precious science.

I can't.
Look, I don't know how or why...

There's a first.

...but something important went down
with that ship.

Please, can we go back and see
if it's still where we sank it?

Well, I guess it couldn't hurt
to take another look.

Come on, Bender.

Ah, ah, ah.

[sighs] Bender One-Hand.

We're approaching
the Graveyard of Ships.

Ooh!

[gasps]

Attention unknown vessel...
Oh, hello, Leela.

That's a hot new ship you're wearing.

Spare me the whatever that was.
What do you want?

An invisible ship's been reported
in this quadrant,

and my orders are to see
no one goes in or out.

Or not see them, if they're invisible.
Understood?

-Understood.
-[sighs]

And ignored.

Oh, no, you doo-n't.
Kif, set course for follow that ship.

Cloaking device activated!

But the graveyard's locked up.
How are we gonna get in there?

Pure dumb brute force.

Cloaking device, eh?
Kif, activate our cloaking device.

And spare me your "We don't have one."

Sir, the graveyard's locked up.
How are we going to get in there?

Kif, we're invisible now, remember?

We'll simply pass
right through the gate.

Being invisible doesn't... Oh, geez.

It's open. Full speed ahead.

But it's dark in there
and full of dead spaceships.

I said, "Go!"

Okay, that's where our old ship sank.

But I see little, if any, wreckage.

That proves it became a ghost
and started haunting me.

There's no other rational explanation.

There are 38,651
other rational explanations.

Keep your eyes peeled for anything
that looks remotely invisible.

Incoming fire from that empty spot
over there, sir!

Playing hard to see, Leela? Return fire!

Someone's firing at us!
And missing badly.

Sounds like Zapp. Return fire!

-Firing.
-Firing.

-Fire more!
-Fire harder!

Yes! We hit the Nimbus!

Uh-oh. We destroyed the Nimbus.

Look, an escape pod!

Crap, survivors. We are in big trouble.

Here, Bender,
sit in the captain's chair.

[computer] Butt-warmer destroyed.

Attention, Leela.

Wherever you are,
we victoriously surrender

and triumphantly beg to come aboard.

De-cloak the ship.

You win this round, Captain Leela.

But when the DOOP finds out
you destroyed the Nimbus...

It wasn't me. It was Captain Bender.

Nuh-uh! Captain Bender One-Hand!

See? Look-a-that. Nothin'.

Hey, someone's still firing.

Another invisible ship?

[all gasp]

It's the ghost ship.
Let's get out of here.

No, Leela. Running away from ghosts
only encourages them.

It's the classic Jerry Lewis mistake.

I'm taking command.

No, you aren't.
I'm captain of this ship.

Put up your...

Oh. Right. Carry on, Captain.

There's only one way to hit an enemy
you can't see.

Fire an infinite number of missiles
in all possible directions.

But we have less than
an infinite number left.

We have zero.

Then we'll have to improvise.
Fire all the escape pods!

[computer] Hull breach imminent.

-Quick, to the escape pods!
-[sighs]

I guess this is the end again.

I don't mind dying,
as long as it's with you.

I'm just sorry we never got a chance
to be married.

[sniffs] Me, too.

Wait! A ship's captain can marry people.

Please? Captain?

-But, Leela, I always hoped that we...
-"We" what?

[sniffs] Nothing. I shall be happy
to perform the ceremony.

[sobs]

Do you, Fry, a delivery boy,
for God's sake,

take Leela to be your wife?

I do.

And do you, Leela, who deserves better,
take Fry to be...

And I mean a lot better.
To be your husband?

-I do.
-[ship rumbling]

If anyone knows any reason
why these two should not be wedded...

Doesn't have to be a good reason.

-Bender One-Hand?
-Nah.

If two of the three of us
have to get married, I'm glad it's them.

Then I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

May I kiss the bride?

[romantic music playing]

[Zapp sobbing]

[all cheering]

I'm blowing up enemies with friends!

I still don't get who
those weird ghost ships were,

or why they were attacking us.

Who knows?

Ever since we went back for Fry
and sank with Old Bessie,

this voyage has been
an incomprehensible nightmare,

drifting aimlessly in the sea
of all possible timelines...

Ooh, I like this one.

[Farnsworth] But this ship
wasn't ready to go just yet.

She was made of strong stuff,

and her wires
were all the right lengths.

Before long, we had her patched up
and good as old.

[blows]

I want to thank you all.

I would have died if you hadn't risked
your lives and come back for me.

We were lucky.

It could have
all turned out differently.

I was having some crazy visions.

Memories of things
I can't possibly remember.

Like what?

Well, like this.

Whoa. We look awful. But happy.

What does it mean?

I don't know. Let's find out.

♪ I was born to rock the boat ♪

♪ Some may sink but we will float ♪

♪ Grab your coat ♪

♪ Let's get out of here ♪

♪ You're my witness
I'm your mutineer ♪

♪ Long ago, we laughed at shadows ♪

♪ Lightning flashed, thunder followed ♪

♪ They can never find us here ♪

♪ You're my witness
I'm your mutineer ♪