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[♪ theme music playing]
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Hi, kids. I'm an unlicensed hologram
of LeVar Burton.
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{\an8}I didn't see you beam in
because I had my sleep mask on.
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{\an8}Today, we're going to learn
about the wonders of books,
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{\an8}and all the fun adventures you can have
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{\an8}watching TV shows based on them.
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{\an8}So, throw another book on the fire
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and settle in
for the Mystery of the Missing Mass.
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[clock bell ringing]
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{\an8}[curses in other language]
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{\an8}I lost my thimble!
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{\an8}This sounds like a job for Lancy Trew,
girl detective!
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{\an8}I'll look for clues.
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{\an8}Don't look for clues!
Look for the damn thimble!
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{\an8}No clue can hide
from my trusty flashlight!
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{\an8}It's daytime, you big stupid.
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[yells]
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Lancy, leave Granny alone.
You know she's got severe dementia!
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Now my chair's gone!
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[grunts]
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You never had a chair.
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What's up, Dad?
Trouble with one of your legal cases?
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I'm afraid so.
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The bank is going to foreclose on
poor Farmer Pete's luxury office tower
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if he can't produce
the property deed by 5:00 p.m.
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And you lost the deed
because you were drunk?
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I didn't lose it.
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I carefully hid it
along with my emergency vodka
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in the old grandfather clock.
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[gasps] The clock's gone!
Someone stole it!
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This sounds like a job for Lancy Trew,
girl detective.
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I'm countin' on ya, Lancy.
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You've got to find that clock
by 5:00 p.m.
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What time is it now?
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I don't know! The clock was stolen!
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It's my most difficult case ever.
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How can I look for clues
before 5:00 p.m.?
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What's up, Lancy? Wanna play catch?
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Hi, Andi.
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Guys, have you met
my tomboyish friend Andi?
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Why can't ya just call me
your friend Andi?
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Andi's on the boys' baseball team.
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It's just called "the baseball team."
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Because you're on it.
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Before that, it was called
"the boys' baseball team."
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So she's the boy who took my spot.
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[grunts]
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Jeepers.
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Whoa, you've got
a great curveball, Andi.
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I mean for a girl... I mean tomboy.
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Why don't you just say
I've got a great curveball?
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Why do you have to qualify it like that?
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I don't know. 'Cause I'm insecure?
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{\an8}Yo, where'd the ball go?
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[gasps] It's gone! Someone stole it!
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This sounds like a job for Lancy Trew.
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And her tomboyish sidekick.
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We better split up.
I'll go search the old abandoned cave.
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I'll just... I'll handle
this immediate area right around here.
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Nothing but clues
from my last three cases,
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and no sign of the clock.
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[screams]
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Man, Lancy's been gone a long... [burps]
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...time.
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This sounds like a job for...
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- [burps]
- [both] The Smardy Boys!
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We'll start by searching everywhere,
in every imaginable place.
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- Right. But we'll need an automo-car.
- [car honks]
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Howdy, friends.
Need a lift in my jalopy?
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Hey, it's our portly pal, Chud.
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Why can't you just call me
your pal Chud?
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You somehow feel obligated
to comment on my weight?
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[chuckles] I call him Chubbo.
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Chud, this is
Lancy's tomboyish friend, Andi.
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Why?
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- Mind if I change the station?
- Yes.
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I wasn't talkin' to you.
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[man on radio] This just in.
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A wave of robberies
has struck Outskirt Village.
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Police are advising
local teenagers to solve the crime
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as quickly as possible.
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[gasps] Step on it, Chubbo!
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I mean, if your jalopy
can even go uphill with you in it.
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[chuckles]
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Ugh! That's it. I can't go on living.
I'm driving off the cliff!
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- [Fry and Andi scream]
- [Bender laughs]
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And here we are at Lancy's house.
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I must have made a wrong turn
at the cliff.
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This whole crime wave
started with that missing clock.
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That's the key to solving
this mystery book.
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It is? Why would you think that?
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It's called a "hunch," Chud.
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You sidekicks wouldn't understand.
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- [scoffs]
- The clock was over here,
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between these Ming vases.
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[gasps] The vases are gone!
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- And my gun is missing.
- My baseball mitt's gone, too.
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Chud, did you eat Andi's mitt?
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Yes, but not the other stuff.
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Shploikees, the whole house is gone!
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The entire town of Outskirt Village
has been stolen.
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[clock chimes]
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Wait, I found the clock.
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Then the criminal
has only one place left to hide:
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inside that clock.
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Let's see who the real culprit is.
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[all gasp]
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What the hell is that?
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Allow me to explain.
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It's Tom Snift, the boy inventor.
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Why can't you just call me the inventor?
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This object is known
as a gravitational black hole.
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Anything that falls in can never escape,
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not even light itself.
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[screams] Help!
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I hear Lancy!
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A little sound can get out,
but that's it.
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Hurry, we can still save
my emergency vodka!
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And my daughter.
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As the heroes, Biff and I will jump in
and rescue those things.
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You don't understand,
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the gravitational forces
will shred you like...
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[screams]
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There goes young Tom Snift.
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Off on another adventure.
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Chud, Andi,
you pull us out with the jalopy,
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so we can get all the credit.
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You got it, Smardy Boys.
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You can count on your bitter,
degraded sidekicks.
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[both scream]
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Enjoy the hole!
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[gasps]
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Well, kids, I hope you enjoyed
watching that book as much as I did.
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Here's another one I've been looking
forward to because it's so short.
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[accordion music playing]
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[barks]
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Bonjour, mes amis.
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I convey the morning deliveries.
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Bonjour, young FryFry.
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I hope today is the day.
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Ah, something for Captain de L'eela.
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It's my medicine for my ailment.
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Ah, oui, alcoholism.
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Is there nothing for me?
I've been waiting so many years.
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Alas, perhaps tomorrow.
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No wait!
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I overlooked this letter
for Professor Algebra,
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from Argentina.
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L'Argentine?
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Oh, and it's perfumed.
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[chuckles]
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Who is sended it?
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The most beautiful songbird
I ever laid eyes on.
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Love was in the air,
but so was war and bridges.
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[grunts]
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She fled to South America,
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the victim of unspeakable war crimes.
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Or perhaps perpetrator,
I could never get a straight answer.
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[singing operatically]
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She became the most famous
opera singer in Argentina.
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"The Warbler of Buenos Aires,"
they called her.
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We carried on
a transatlantic romance for decades,
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or at least I did.
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And finally,
I asked for her hand in matrimony.
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What she saided?
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Good news, tout le monde!
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[all cheer]
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Captain de L'eela, prepare the aeroship!
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[L'eela chuckles] Whoa!
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[Professor Algebra]
We'll refuel in Zurich,
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Zaragoza, and Zanzibar.
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Then take on provisions in Zaire.
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Monsieur, must you deface
my finest globe?
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One baobab fruit, please.
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Do you accept Belgian waffles?
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Huh?
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- [whooping]
- Qu'est-ce que c'est, Zoidy?
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That is the golden crank of Khartoum.
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Yes, most powerful it is.
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They say it can crank anything.
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I'll take it!
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Is all my money enough,
or do you want this thing too?
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[barks]
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{\an8}There's nowhere to land
during the long ocean crossing.
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I just pray my magic marker holds out.
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Also, how's our fuel supply?
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Delicious.
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[all scream]
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Great work, Captain de L'eela,
you stuck the landing.
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Presenting the Gray Warbler
of Buenos Aires.
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[singing operatically]
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My love,
you're even more gray and warbly
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than I remember.
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Who the hell are you?
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Your fiancé, Professor Algebra.
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Algebra?
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Oh, for the sake of Pete,
I addressed it to the wrong professor.
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I'm engaged to Dr. Geology now.
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Tough break, old man.
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Geology!
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Sorry for the confusion.
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You may stay for my concert
and a light meat supper.
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Then, scramolio!
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I love it when you speak European.
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[both moaning]
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He will feel the wrath of Algebra.
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[singing operatically]
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Strange.
Both professors missed the opera.
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[whoops]
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Zoidy, no! You stupid lemming!
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[barks]
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You found a bone? But where?
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Professor Geology! Are you okay?
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Where in butt's ass is my fiancé?
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[pants] I'm afraid he is dead.
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- [gasps]
- I find that rather hard to believe.
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I can prove it, smarty pants.
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My heavens!
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It's a priceless fossil
dating to geologic antiquity.
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You're a priceless fossil
dating to geologic antiquity!
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My hat must have
blown onto it by chance,
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making me its official discoverer.
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He doesn't love you like me.
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He's just here
because some valuable specimen
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happens to be on your property.
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And he's already sold off half of it.
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You fiancée-stealing bone thief!
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I'm calling the authorities!
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[siren wailing]
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Hola, carnitasbags.
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We are the Gemelos twins,
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chief detectives
of the Argentinian National Police!
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I'm seeing double!
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[bottle shatters]
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This man is a thief, Officers.
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That's enough evidence
for the Argentinian National Police.
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Lock him up, boys.
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Now, hold on!
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I may have stolen the warbler's heart,
but not the missing bones.
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Either way, you'll die in prison.
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Wait, I have an idea.
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Mon Dieu, la golden crank of Khartoum.
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Mais oui.
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I shall rewind
the Earth backwards in time.
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Then we shall see who came here
to steal the bones.
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That'll never work.
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[gasps] It's working!
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One hour ago, two hours ago,
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12, 36...
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How strange.
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No one's been here
for days, weeks, millennia.
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Ten million years,
one hundred million...
254
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,463
[barking]
255
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,261
What the fromage is that?
256
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,012
Africa, of course.
257
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,389
[all gasping] What?
258
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,809
Must I explain everything?
Give me that globe!
259
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,813
You see,
hundreds of millions of years ago,
260
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:42,317
there was only a single land mass
known as Pangaea.
261
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,820
But when the continents drifted apart,
262
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,948
Africa separated from South America.
263
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:51,785
I shall call it
the Theory of Plate Tectonics!
264
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,371
Wind the continents
a smidge closer, FryFry.
265
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,924
Behold, the missing half skeleton!
266
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,010
My word, you're right.
267
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,971
The fossil and the fiancée are yours.
268
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,056
You may rewind now, FryFry.
269
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,895
Ahhh! Other way! Other way!
270
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,313
D'oops, hang on!
271
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,951
Well, that solves the mystery
of the missing bones!
272
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:37,539
What do you say, my petite warbler?
Shall we give it another go?
273
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,082
Which one are you again?
274
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,335
I don't remember.
275
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,920
Whatever. Who cares?
276
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,632
Let's go home.
277
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,176
[opera music plays]
278
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,476
[wedding music playing]
279
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:01,396
[barks and howls]
280
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,859
And they all lived happily ever after,
281
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,402
except that guy who died.
282
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,948
All right, kids,
I saved the best for last.
283
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,033
Wait, I read them out of order.
284
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,117
Anyway...
285
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,377
I do believe someone stole my bike.
286
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,671
- [bell rings]
- Here's your bike back.
287
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,298
[groans]
288
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,260
That solves the mystery
of the missing bike.
289
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,429
I've got another mystery
that needs solving.
290
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:38,100
Which one of you is Wikipedia Brown,
the boy detective?
291
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,394
That's me, lady. Gimme 25 cents!
292
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,313
And I'm his bodyguard, Lolly.
I like to punch people.
293
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,481
[groans]
294
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:50,362
I had just cooked up
a fresh batch of salt water taffy,
295
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,490
so I put it on the whatchacallit sill
to cool.
296
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,034
Next thing I knew, half of it was gone!
297
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,788
Hmm. This is a serious crime.
298
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,832
It is? [groans]
299
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,418
I've got a pretty good idea who did it.
300
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:07,171
{\an8}Claws Pinchy
and his gang of mischief-makers
301
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:11,675
{\an8}have been hangin' around my window sill
lookin' whatchacallit, hungry.
302
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,011
And now they're at your house. Look!
303
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,846
Don't tell me how to do my job.
304
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,182
- Hey.
- Yo.
305
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,266
- Ya, 'mon.
- Yup.
306
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,395
[gasps] I have solved the mystery
of the missing taffy,
307
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:26,398
and it's not who you think!
308
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,654
At first, I suspected Claws Pinchy
309
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:36,158
'cause of his leather jacket
and poor academic performance.
310
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,577
But then, I found this clue!
311
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,456
And that's when my prejudices
were confirmed.
312
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,124
That could be anyone's claw.
313
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,335
- Show me your claw.
- You mean this claw?
314
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,586
No, the other claw.
315
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:48,712
Drat!
316
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,465
But, boss, ain't you got an alibi?
317
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:55,052
[hesitates] Uh, yeah,
I was building a snowman
318
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,304
on the surface of the Sun
319
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,931
with my girlfriend.
320
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:02,226
The girlfriend part doesn't ring true!
Arrest him, Lolly!
321
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:06,647
I can't arrest him. I'm just a kid.
The best I can do is punch him.
322
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,190
Now hold on, little lady.
323
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,775
Let me arrest him.
324
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:13,904
I'm Wikipedia's father,
and also the Chief of Police.
325
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,116
Can I still punch him?
326
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,369
If you don't, I will.
327
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,458
What's for dinner, Mom?
328
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,836
Boiled TV dinner.
329
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:30,796
Yum.
330
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,589
How was work today, Copper?
331
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,091
I mean, dear?
332
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,509
Smooth, baby.
333
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,095
I sent three perps
to the electric chair.
334
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:41,390
Two murderers
and one unlicensed hotdog vendor.
335
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,558
Neat!
336
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,726
But there was one crime
I just couldn't solve.
337
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,853
Why not?
338
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:48,313
'Cause I just didn't give a damn.
339
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,524
Maybe I could solve it and save the day.
340
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,776
Tell me about the clues.
341
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,194
Here's what we know.
342
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:58,282
We've had a series of complaints
from unsuspecting townspeople.
343
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,826
I'll be complaining about this.
344
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:05,914
They open their doors, only to observe
the most shocking sight imaginable.
345
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,875
[gasps]
346
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,544
A flaming bag of dog doo.
347
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,795
[screams]
348
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,967
It's like these bags
are appearin' out of nowhere, ya dig?
349
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,845
I'm gonna figure out
where the flaming poo came from.
350
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:23,056
Anything can be solved
if ya find the clues.
351
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,267
- [doorbell rings]
- I'll get it!
352
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,604
[Wikipedia grunting]
353
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:30,606
Found one!
354
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,360
Where were you Friday at 2:00 p.m.?
355
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,780
In your garage talkin' to you,
you idiot.
356
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:39,865
That checks out.
357
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:44,494
Alls I know is, I was loiterin'
in an alley with the other local toughs,
358
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,455
smokin' a lollipop.
359
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,792
I'm a kid with a magnifying glass.
360
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,587
- Got any clues I can magnify?
- Indeed.
361
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:57,090
I saved the slipper
I used to stomp the doo.
362
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,676
Ugh! What else you got?
363
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,181
Case closed, folks!
364
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,016
I pretended to look for clues,
365
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:09,269
but we all know it was Claws Pinchy!
366
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:14,024
I'm afraid he's got
the ultimate alibi, son.
367
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:17,110
He went to the chair
for that taffy caper.
368
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:21,323
That's the way to go, sittin' down.
369
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,033
What a strange case.
370
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,369
I've never found so many clues before.
371
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:35,337
Ah, yeah. That's some
mass-murderer level stuff.
372
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,881
So, did you solve the mystery?
373
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,384
I... No!
374
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,679
It all adds up to nothing!
375
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,597
I thought I could solve anything,
376
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:50,102
but we will never, ever know
where the flaming doo-doo came from!
377
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,271
I know where it came from.
378
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:54,940
Neil deGrasse Tyson?
379
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,775
May I borrow your magnifying glass?
380
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:57,860
Hell no!
381
00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:01,113
I don't know you! I'm not
lendin' you my magnifying glass!
382
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:03,740
That's okay.
I brought an electron microscope.
383
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:11,081
Take a closer look at this soiled bag
from your wall of clues.
384
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,165
No, thanks.
385
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,376
I said, "look." What's it made of?
386
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,170
- Paper?
- Poop?
387
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,130
A combination thereof?
388
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:21,216
[Neil deGrasse Tyson]
It's made entirely of matter,
389
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:24,511
and that's the clue I needed
to solve the mystery.
390
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,973
But how did it end up on my doorstep?
391
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,766
Yeah, where'd it come from?
392
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:34,813
You see,
approximately 13.8 billion years ago,
393
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:38,275
all matter was created in the Big Bang.
394
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,403
So that's where it came from.
395
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,946
The Big Bang.
396
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,782
Of course! It was so obvious!
397
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,160
[all] Oh!
398
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,870
But wait a minute.
399
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:52,539
Where were you
when the Big Bang happened?
400
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,125
Me? I...
401
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,086
It was the Big Bang guy! Get him!
402
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,379
Gotta go!
403
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,718
- [doorbell rings]
- Hang on, let me get the door.
404
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,264
Neil deGrasse Tyson?
405
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:13,143
Yeah. Listen, you got a place I can hide
where no one ever goes?
406
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,895
Sure, right over here.
407
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,775
Well, that's all for today, kids.
408
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:24,696
And remember, in space,
no one can hear you read.
409
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:28,867
[grunts]
410
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,207
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