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{\an8}[♪ "2001: A Space Odyssey"
theme playing]
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[all snoring]
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[all grunting]
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[all grunting curiously]
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[all chittering excitedly]
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{\an8}[♪ theme music playing]
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{\an8}First up on today's agenda...
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{\an8}- [slurps] Ah!
- [doorbell rings]
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{\an8}Singing hologram for Hermes Conrad?
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{\an8}Ooh! Fun!
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{\an8}- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}Oh, rats. I'll just say it.
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{\an8}Your father's on his deathbed
in Jamaica.
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{\an8}- [all gasp]
- Oh, no!
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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{\an8}[mug shatters]
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{\an8}Once more from the top!
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{\an8}I can't believe it.
I didn't even know my father was alive.
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{\an8}But not for much longer.
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{\an8}Sorry about your pops, Pops.
I didn't realize you had a pops.
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{\an8}I never mentioned him
because he was a terrible man.
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{\an8}I haven't seen him since I was four.
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{\an8}A hurricane swept Jamaica
with a pressure drop so low,
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it destroyed my father's
barometer store.
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{\an8}- How low can it go?
- Not this low!
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[glass shattering]
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It was our last night together
as a family.
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We need money to rebuild.
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And they say,
a man can make a good living
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doing weird stuff in the jungle.
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Not the jungle, Daddy!
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There's green snakeses in there!
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There's green snakes in lots of things.
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But I'll be home soon, son.
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But the miserable cruff
never did come back.
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He abandoned us.
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They say he went off into the woods
to grow some exotic crop.
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Exotic Jamaican crop?
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- It could be anything.
- Step on it, Leela!
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We've got to get there fast,
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so I can tell him
I hate him before he dies!
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Sure, I know your daddy.
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He run a growin' operation
up in the Blue Mountains.
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I hope it's pumpkins.
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I'm scorin' a few kilos
from the man today.
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Come now, I'm gonna take you there.
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Coffee? He's growing coffee?
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Best in the Blue Mountains.
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What'ja think he was growin'?
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Uh... Pumpkins. Medicinal pumpkins.
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[coughing]
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The crops are all burnt!
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It's not like Badrick
to let this happen.
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He treats those beans
like they were his own children!
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[scoffs] I'd say much better
than his own children!
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[wheezing]
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There you are,
ya low-down licky-licky harbor shark!
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- Now listen to me...
- Is that you, son?
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Hang on,
I gotta put my hearin' aids in...
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[grunting]
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Now listen to me,
ya low-down licky-licky harbor shark...
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- ...and turn them on.
- [static crackles]
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Okay, ya lowdown licky-licky etcetera,
now see here!
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I need to see something?
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Wait, lemme find my glasses.
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Are you ready?
Can I rip you a new one yet?
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Oops, these my reading glasses.
Is there something I'll have to read?
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Yeah, my lips!
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Mmm. Then I'll need my regular glasses.
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[gasps] I can see ya now, son!
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You look awful!
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Dad, there are things I've needed
to say to you for a long time.
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Ever since that day you walked out on us
all those years ago.
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What kind of man abandons his only son?
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What kind of man leaves his family
to fend for themselves?
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I'll tell you what kind!
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[choking]
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[♪ steel drums playing]
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Though I and I never saw
eye-to-eye with him and him,
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I daren't speak ill of the dead,
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so, that's all I got.
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[♪ steel drums continue]
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[sobs] I always get so sad
when I hear steel drums.
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Forty percent steel, baby!
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Now, to honor Badrick's
last cuckoo banana wishes,
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he gonna be buried
in a burlap coffee sack.
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[grunting]
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Thanks for your help, Professor.
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To be honest, you've been more
of a father to me than he ever was.
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I feel the same way.
You've been a father to me.
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Let's bury him here,
between the outhouse and the pigsty.
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Good thing I always carry
my pocket gravedigger.
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At my age,
you never know when you'll need it.
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[both gasp]
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It's some kind of mysterious
buried hatch.
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Should we go in?
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No, let's wait until I'm older.
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Of course, we should go in!
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Sweet UFO of Tupelo!
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It's a spaceship!
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And not of this Earth.
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It must have come from space.
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Look at the size of that engine!
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And these would be fuel lines.
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Coffee? A ship fueled by coffee?
Amazing!
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More amazing than the fact you licked
the drippings off an alien rocket pipe?
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I think not.
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What are these weird cylinders
and those weird signs?
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Stop calling everything "weird."
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You should get out more.
I'll just use my trusty hand translator.
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"Ethiopia?"
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"Indonesia?"
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"Brazil?"
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All of the world's most important
sandal-wearing cultures!
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Yes, but also the world's most
important coffee producers!
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[gasps] "Jamaica!"
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And somehow,
it's full of fresh-picked beans!
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Not that fresh.
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According to my pocket carbon-dater,
they're five million years old.
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They predate human civilization!
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Five-million-year-old coffee?
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If you come across their half-and-half,
don't open it.
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Ah! Lifeless alien bodies.
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That's probably
an important piece of the puzzle.
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[grunts]
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- Coffee?
- Stop tasting stuff!
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[sniffs] There's coffee
in these mugs, too!
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Mmm! It's actually quite good.
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You drank it? Gross!
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Still rich in flavor after all these...
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[grunting]
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What's going on?
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I'm seeing every color
of the coffee rainbow!
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Me, too! It's a double
mocha hallucaccino!
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Now what's happening?
[gasps] Did they come back to life?
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No way, man.
We're just whacked out of our gourds!
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It's like a vision of what went down
five million years ago.
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Dig?
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Helmsman, set a course
for planet Kl'zank.
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That means Earth.
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The empty glass cylinders!
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They must have come here
to steal our coffee!
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We weren't stealing it!
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We brought it to your planet
as a great gift!
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- Oh. Sorry.
- No need to apologize.
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We've been dead millions of years
and can't hear you.
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We came from Planet Thermos,
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a world of steaming brown beauty,
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where the sacred Java plant
blooms each morning,
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and don't talk to us before then.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Hot rain filters through the blooms
to produce the sacred coffee,
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which flows to the sea,
source of all life.
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The coffee goosed along our development.
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We skipped right past
the age of dinosaurs.
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Didn't need it!
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Blessed by the bean,
we made it our mission
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to spread the sacrament of coffee
throughout the galaxy.
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Look, it's Kl'zank!
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Our first destination
on your planet was Ethiopia,
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where we delivered coffee
to the ancestors of man.
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Fascinating! Do you make decaf, too?
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We're aliens, not perverts!
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Coffee would trigger huge advances
wherever it appeared.
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The Pyramids, the Industrial Revolution,
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the Boston Tea Party...
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The first and only good use of tea.
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[scoffs] Tea!
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Finally, we headed for
the Blue Mountains of Jamaica,
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to plant the most potent beans of all.
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This coffee would inspire
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the final stage
of humanity's development,
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allowing you to reach
undreamt-of heights
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in the arts and sciences.
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- Even choreography?
- Especially choreography!
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But tragedy derailed our mission.
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[screams in pain]
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[alarm blaring]
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Mayday! Mayday! Coffee crotch!
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[all screaming]
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Thus, mankind was deprived
of our final gift,
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and never reached its full potential.
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That was astonishing!
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We've got to tell everyone
the entire story.
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The loose coffee cup lid
and all the other stuff, too!
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No, Professor!
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We can't tell anyone what we saw
or heard or drank here.
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- People will think we're crazy.
- Crazier!
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[laughing maniacally]
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For you, Dad.
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Sorry, it's cold,
but that's how you serve revenge.
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[cackles] Wait.
You liked iced coffee.
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What heights humanity might have reached
with the power of this brew.
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If only those aliens
had lived to plant the beans.
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Maybe we could plant them. We're alive!
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Oh, you flatter me.
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And the beans are still down there.
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It's up to us to complete
their noble mission.
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For humanity!
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Ah! There you are.
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I'm so glad you buried the hatchet
with your daddy.
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That way, if he's still alive,
he can hack his way out.
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Now, let's go home.
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Yes. You should go.
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But I'm staying here
to rebuild the farm.
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[all] What?
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- Dad?
- Husband, what do you know about coffee?
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It takes you an hour to make instant.
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Zing!
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Are you really going to abandon
your boy the way your father did?
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This is more important than you know,
but I'll be home soon, son.
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That's a good, non-crazy idea, Hermes.
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And we're all going to help.
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- We're a coffee company now!
- We are?
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Don't we deliver things, or something?
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Indeed we do.
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We deliver the world's best coffee,
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{\an8}or our name isn't Planet Espresso.
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[dramatic music sting plays]
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Are the beans ready, Bender?
I got a lot of orders here.
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Bite my shiny metal roaster!
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You can't rush Bender's Bendy Blend.
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Light, medium, and, bendissimo!
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{\an8}Excuse me, a little service, please?
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{\an8}Sorry, Mr. MacLachlan.
Here's your usual.
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{\an8}Ah. That's a damn fine bath of coffee.
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{\an8}Outta my ways, Kwisatz Haderachses.
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{\an8}- Whoa!
- Fill'ers up, coffee jerk!
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Hello? Today I'm all about fun.
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Meaning a half-caf,
teeny-weeny-mocha-cheenie
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with a plop-top of froth foam
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and do not even think
of whipping that dollop.
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- I won't.
- Are you sure?
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Because you look like a dollop-whipper.
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Look at me harvest!
I've got the energy of 10 fiddler crabs.
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It's this miracle coffee.
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Ever since I started drinking it,
I haven't had to sleep.
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Which gives me more time
to drink coffee.
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[Zoidberg whooping]
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I asked for lukewarm coffee,
but this is barely room temperature.
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Ow! It's almost boiling.
What room is that temperature?
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This one, sugarpuss.
'Cause you're heating it up right now.
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When do you get off work?
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I don't. I work 24 hours a day.
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Somehow.
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I'm heres for my frees refill?
247
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:33,684
Yeah, well, today's a new day,
so it's a new coffee at full price.
248
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,144
If it's my faults the Earth rotates,
249
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,939
then it's the Earth's faults
I did thises!
250
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,984
Ow! That's it! I've had it!
251
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,444
I'm going on strike
with all the other employees.
252
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,071
Who's with me?
253
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,074
Fry, you dolt!
You're the only employee.
254
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,909
The rest of us are management.
255
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,911
Not me, baby. I'm equipment.
256
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,373
What we really have here
is an employee problem.
257
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,544
I say we managers strike
until Fry learns to work better
258
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,753
- and cheaper.
- Yeah!
259
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,172
- Right on!
- What she said!
260
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,298
A-yup.
261
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:08,093
[all] Hey-hey! Who-who!
Who will tell you what to do?
262
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:12,681
Hey-hey! Who-who!
Who will tell you what to do?
263
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,141
All right, fine!
264
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,185
I'll accept worse working conditions,
265
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:19,771
but in return, I expect lower pay.
Much lower!
266
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,860
[LaBarbara] Poor little Dwight.
267
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,029
He can't understand why you're gone.
268
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,199
Last night,
he asked if you're having an affair.
269
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:33,452
It was the first good laugh
we've had since you left.
270
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,537
[both laugh]
271
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,124
If I told you the details,
you'd call me crazy.
272
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,544
All I can say is
it's about the future of mankind.
273
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:45,714
That was more than enough detail
to call you crazy.
274
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,217
I'm sorry, LaBarbara, but I gotta go.
275
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:51,094
I'm meeting with the shareholders,
and you're not a shareholder.
276
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,596
We share a child.
277
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,598
Yes, yes, but nothing of value.
278
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,853
Business is booming, people.
279
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,523
Our one cafe can't keep up
with the demand.
280
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,983
We'll either have to open
a second location
281
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,402
or start poisoning our customers.
282
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:10,781
Oh, no, I'm not learning
how to make any new drinks.
283
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,870
How can we afford a second location?
284
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:20,207
Irish cream syrup alone
is $400 a barrel.
285
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,710
How about a silent but deadly partner?
286
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:24,920
[all gasp]
287
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,713
You're thinking too small.
288
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:29,925
You don't need a second location.
You need 10,000.
289
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,261
Mother always aims for the sky.
290
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,345
[both] Ow!
291
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:36,682
When I had you,
I should have aimed for the trash!
292
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,433
Explain your plan without hitting me.
293
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,019
We'll put franchises everywhere.
294
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:44,314
They'll spread across the world
like steaming hot acne.
295
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,691
This is it, Hermes!
296
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:50,028
With Mom's help, our coffee will bring
civilization to the next level.
297
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,198
Plus, we can all go back
to our families.
298
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,618
I do miss them.
299
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,745
But why did I frame that photo?
300
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,706
We'll get the whole world addicted.
301
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,250
And that's when we jack up
the profit margin,
302
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,961
by mixing in cheap trash beans.
303
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,631
- [gasps]
- Over my almost dead body.
304
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,675
Who's gonna taste the difference?
305
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,010
You burn the beans enough,
306
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,804
it's like drinking
caffeinated cigar ashes.
307
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,139
Understand this.
308
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,809
We will triple-never
double-ever disrespect this coffee!
309
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,646
Get out! And take your dirty,
sexy money with you!
310
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,733
[groans]
311
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,995
We'll stick with the plan.
No one messes with my shrubs.
312
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,083
Weird. This one looks
almost like my father.
313
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,753
Zoidberg, you're doing topiary?
314
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,296
[Zoidberg] Nopiary!
315
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,049
Quit pluckin' my beans, son.
316
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,383
[gasps]
317
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:58,138
You're scared o'shrubs?
I really was a bad father.
318
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:06,480
Dad? Have you come back to life,
or am I tripping beans?
319
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,941
The coffee done brought me
back to life, son.
320
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,611
That's the kinda stuff coffee do.
But hear me now.
321
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,447
'Cause I don't want you
to end up like me.
322
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:19,201
I'm nothing like you!
I made a success of this place.
323
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,621
- After you let it burn to the ground.
- I didn't let it burn!
324
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,831
I set fire to it myself.
325
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:26,208
Then you're a fool!
326
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,126
You never knew
what you were growing here!
327
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:31,880
Of course I knew, ya dingdong!
I drank the space coffee.
328
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,549
I saw the space vision.
329
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,802
I didn't have a TV,
so I'd watch it over and over.
330
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:40,639
- My favorite part is where they...
- Spilled the coffee?
331
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,182
I mean, get a cup holder!
332
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,309
[both laugh]
333
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,270
They were dingdongs, a'right.
334
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,230
But I was a dingdong too.
335
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,775
Too late, I realized I'd wasted my life.
336
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,652
Wasted? How?
337
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,071
I became obsessed with the farm.
338
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,532
I was working
for the good of all humanity.
339
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,492
Except my own family.
340
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,537
There's only one grow'n season
for a father and son,
341
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,414
and I missed it.
342
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:11,295
Oh, Dad, all this time,
I've been holding on to my hatred,
343
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,715
filing it deep in a mental
filing cabinet marked "revenge."
344
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:18,635
But now,
all I want to say to you is...
345
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,095
[grunts]
346
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,014
I'm good at this!
347
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:29,396
Why won't Pops come home?
Did I do something to disappoint him?
348
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,690
Plenty. But that's not the reason.
349
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:35,652
The reason is, I was a dingdong!
350
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,238
- Pops!
- My dingdong husband!
351
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,160
I am so, so sorry.
352
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,371
You both mean more to me
than all the talking shrubs
353
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:49,208
and prehistoric space aliens in Jamaica.
354
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,084
Can you ever forgive me?
355
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,962
Come on in, I'll make you some coffee.
356
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:55,130
Oh, God, no!
357
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,799
I've had enough coffee
for the rest of my entire
358
00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,218
morning.
359
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,636
I guess I could have a little.
360
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:10,521
Sorry, I ain'ts had
my coffees today. Owses!
361
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,026
Well, that's that.
362
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,529
I sold off the whole coffee estate
to Mom.
363
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,406
I'm sure she's in Jamaica right now,
364
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:25,035
adulterating those beautiful beans
and counting her money.
365
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:30,499
You couldn't be more partially wrong.
366
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,792
[all gasp]
367
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:36,880
I already resold the whole crap load
for a butt-truck of ass-cash!
368
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,674
Re-sold it? To who?
369
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,969
Who knows? A bunch of rich coffee snobs.
370
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,722
I know it was hard
to sell the farm, husband,
371
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,809
but your daddy, he would be proud.
372
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:52,271
I'm sure he's smiling
down on you right now.
373
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,897
I'm sure he is.
374
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,441
Come here, son.
375
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,738
Pops, aren't I a little old
to be sitting on your lap?
376
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:05,450
And heavy, too.
But stay just a little longer.
377
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,834
Harvest, harvest, harvest, coffee break!
378
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,170
Harvest, harvest, harvest, coffee break!
379
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:20,132
[♪ ominous music playing]
380
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,433
It's been five million years.
381
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,102
Has mankind undergone
the great transition?
382
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,147
- Uh, almost.
- Excellent.
383
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,773
Deploy the habitat!
384
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:48,076
Thanks to the holy bean,
humanity will soon be elevated
385
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,621
to its final subjugation.
386
00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:53,707
- Okay.
- Sounds good.
387
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,460
Freed from the shackles of sleep,
388
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,129
they shall serve us nonstop, all...
389
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,006
How many hours are there on this planet?
390
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,132
Twenty-four.
391
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,218
That's all? Fine.
392
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,678
Twenty-four hours a day.
393
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:10,307
Toiling in our fields,
foaming our lattes,
394
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:13,101
and never, ever sleeping
395
00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:15,270
for all eternity!
396
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,481
[all laughing]
397
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,456
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