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{\an8}[♪ theme music playing]
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{\an8}I'm surprised you didn't call in sick
this morning, Fry.
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{\an8}Isn't it a special day?
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{\an8}No, just my birthday.
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{\an8}All I want is to enjoy
the quiet desolation of space
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{\an8}for a few peaceful hours.
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{\an8}[all] Surprise!
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{\an8}Uh... 'Kay. This really wasn't...
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{\an8}Happy whatchacallit!
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{\an8}-Surprise!
-Surprise!
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{\an8}Happy b-day, Fry.
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{\an8}Geez, how many people did you invite?
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{\an8}Only a few. Less than 40.
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{\an8}[all] Surprise!
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{\an8}Surprise, sailor.
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{\an8}[sighs] Thanks, everyone.
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{\an8}What's the matter, Fry?
You look sick and so darn blue.
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Chicken cordon bleu? [yelps]
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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[sniffles]
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{\an8}Attention, party people.
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{\an8}We got a Code 99:
birthday boy unresponsive.
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We need backup.
So I'm gonna turn the music back up.
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-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[crowd chattering]
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Hey, please, just...
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All right!
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-[clanging]
-[alarm blaring]
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Emergency! All butts to battle cushions.
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We're being pulled off course
by some huge gravitational force.
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A black hole!
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Scruffy begs to differ.
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I see it as more of a gray brown,
or perhaps toasted umber.
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Impact in three!
I mean, one!
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Is everybody okay? 'Cause I'm not.
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[wind blowing]
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Coming out.
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Ow! [spitting]
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We heard a girlish scream. Are you okay?
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Did anyone else see that?
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No, I was busy making a tourniquet
out of my tiny, tiny shirt.
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What kind of hellhole
has Leela brought us to this time?
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A barren wasteland devoid of life.
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Like Fire Island after Labor Day.
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There's literally nothing here,
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except that tasteless suburban teardown.
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[gasps] That's the tasteless suburban
teardown I grew up in!
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Whoa.
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Weird. I was just repressing
a memory of this.
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{\an8}It's set up exactly like
my eighth birthday party.
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{\an8}The theme was game night afternoon.
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What's wrong, son?
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Worried about our boys in Grenada?
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No, it's just I'm not
very good at games, Dad.
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I don't wanna lose on my birthday.
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Oh, don't worry.
Not everything in life is about winning,
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but most things are. Almost everything.
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[knocking on door]
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[kids] Happy birthday!
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Here's Josh Gedgie!
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High five, best bud.
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Oh, so close.
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[both chuckle]
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I can't believe it.
Everything is exactly how it was.
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{\an8}Right down to the two-liter bottle
of Dr. Peeper.
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What kind of weirdos would go
to the trouble of recreating
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a low budget store brand birthday party?
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It was we!
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[all gasp]
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He meant us. It was us!
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I don't know,
I thought "we" sounded better.
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Look, never mind the grammar.
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How did you big heads
get my old house here?
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I'ds likes to hears about the grammars.
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Recreating Fry's house
was mere child's play,
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thanks to the power of our machine.
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Behold!
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It scours the minds of visitors
for powerful memories of conflict.
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And recreates those conflicts
in every detail.
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Today we shall reenact
Philip J. Fry's eighth birthday party,
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including all the thrilling
children's games he played.
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I do enjoy Twister.
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No Twister!
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You wouldn't believe
what the mean kids used to twist.
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Then we shall begin with
the classic yet copyright-free game,
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Barrel of Primates!
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Who's ready to link monkey parts?
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-Me!
-I am!
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{\an8}They call me "monkey breath"
for a reason.
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{\an8}Longest chain wins.
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{\an8}Players, start your chains!
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You shall play
as two traditional teams of 17.
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Only instead of boring plastic pieces,
you shall be the primates.
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Kindly enter the barrels when ready.
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[all screaming]
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I'm ready now!
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Let the game begin!
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Uh, okay.
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We should probably obey the heads.
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[chuckles] This is kind of fun.
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Dang, you must work out a lot.
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I'm a leg. Every day is leg day.
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-This is the end!
-[all chattering]
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I don't remember this being so hard
when I was eight.
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[all groaning]
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Did we mention there's a twist?
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I knew you were twist guys.
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Oh, great. A pool of acid?
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No, we are not monsters.
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It's actually a highly alkaline liquid.
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That's the twist.
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It'll dissolve you
twice as fast as acid!
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But I have a fear of dissolving.
How do we get down from here?
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By falling, of course.
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[all gasp]
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For, in another twist,
these party games shall be
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to the death!
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Although, we kinda guessed that
from the bones.
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{\an8}Ooh, and it's a real barn burner.
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{\an8}Phil's the sentimental favorite,
but the smart money's on four-eyes.
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The name's Gedgie, and it may
look close, but I've got the Gedge.
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-[all gasp]
-Fry's still in it.
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[sneezes]
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Look at him hook!
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{\an8}Impressive.
But my superior dexterity will...
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{\an8}[grunts]
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{\an8}I won at something?
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{\an8}I hope my grandma's proud
of me down in Hell.
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Nice job, Phil,
but I'll Gedge you next time.
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-[both chuckle]
-That never gets old.
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[clamoring]
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I say, I say,
I don't know how much longer
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these old hollow bird bones
can hold out.
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Why did you monsters dream this up?
And are the streaming rights available?
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Our motivations are three.
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Mine is to gain knowledge
by making people crash on our planet
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and subjecting them
to bizarre experiments.
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As for me, I don't have any motivations.
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And I have two motivations.
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Gambling and making these cool masks.
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Let the gambling begin!
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50 quids on the red team.
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A hundred quids on blue!
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Listen up, people!
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If we're going to survive,
we all need to work together!
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Or we can shake the other team's bar
and make those losers fall first.
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I vote for the shaking thing.
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[blue team exclaiming]
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Hey, stop it!
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Cut it out, Bender.
Cheating is against the rules.
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There are no rules.
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Oh, wait, here are the rules.
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It just says fun for ages three to 99.
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No wonder I'm not enjoying it!
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Now hold on a minute.
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According to the laws of calculus,
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we might just be able to link chains
to form a stable structure
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known as a catenary. [grunts]
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Damn, my dribbling
and differentiating arm!
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[all screaming]
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Ugh.
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It's okay. It's only water.
Just as I foresaw.
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Oh, wait.
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[red team chattering]
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[sobbing] That game was not fun!
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Congratulations to the red team.
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I'm sure you'll all want to celebrate
with some birthday cake.
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My parents and my grandmother are dead.
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[sobbing]
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I'm so sorry for your loss, Leela.
Can I have their cake?
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{\an8}Where'd you get the snazzy candles?
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Our machine made them.
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Oh, right. Right.
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{\an8}The next game is a simple one.
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Fry must blow out all the candles
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in a single breath.
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I can do that.
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But there's a twist.
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I like a good twist.
That's what keeps the audience watching.
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For each candle Fry doesn't blow out,
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the corresponding player will die.
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Wait, what? What?
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{\an8}Don't worry, guys.
I'm actually really good at this.
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{\an8}[inhales sharply]
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{\an8}That's a lot of candles, old man.
You'll never do it.
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[blowing]
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Ugh.
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You did it!
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Good going, brother!
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Come on, gas bag! Blow your face off!
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No fair. I've got about 12 wicks.
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[scatting]
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Look! He's still blowing somehow.
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It's going out.
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[exclaiming]
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My only regret is not getting any cake!
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[♪ music box playing]
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And the winner of the
Tri-State Musical Chairs championship
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is Philip J. Fry!
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Yay!
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[♪ music box continues playing]
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Ugh, it's been six hours.
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Can't you at least play
something a little catchier?
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No. We have one song
and we really like it.
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Oh, breadcrumbs.
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Nobody panic! Two to a seat!
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You heard her, start panicking!
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[all clamoring, grunting]
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[exclaims]
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[grunting]
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Ow! Mom!
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Wait!
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Is that the end of the game?
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[growling]
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-[growls]
-[players screaming]
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[slurps]
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[burps]
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[all whimpering]
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Who likes piñatas?
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[chuckles]
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Good try, Bartholomew.
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No, it wasn't.
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[grunting]
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That's impossible.
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It'd take all three Hulks to break that.
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Incredible, She, and Hogan.
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That's the first time I ever swung a bat
and hit something!
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Since no one likes candy,
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we have filled our piñata with quids.
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I like candy.
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{\an8}-[grunts]
-Oh!
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{\an8}My husband is dead! I can't go on.
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Okay.
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That wasn't candy.
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I didn't realize you were still alive.
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Less yakking, more whacking!
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[players grunting]
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Guys, I'm good at this.
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-The secret is backswing...
-Ouch!
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...and follow through.
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Wh... Sorry.
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I'm rich!
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Finally, I can give up limbo
and start a professional sex league.
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[screaming]
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Oh, no, my side piece!
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[trumpeting]
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And now for the penultimate game!
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And then it will be over?
This is the last game?
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Penultimate means next to last.
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You lose the vocabulary game!
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Kiffy, no! [sobbing]
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This fiendish game
will be a treasure hunt
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for these orbs of horsehide!
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-Blernsballs?
-No, baseballs.
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My mom had balls signed by her favorite
members of the 1962 Mets.
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She hid them all over the house
and we had to find them.
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00:14:53,647 --> 00:14:58,485
There are seven of you,
but only four hidden baseballs.
257
00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:02,030
That's all we had,
and the machine can't make baseballs.
258
00:15:02,113 --> 00:15:04,157
It's not magic, for God's sake.
259
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:07,077
Let the hunt begin!
260
00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:14,709
I found a baseball
in the moldy tangerines!
261
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:16,253
[sneezes]
262
00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:18,296
One ball left, kids.
263
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:22,384
And it's the grand prize,
signed by Choo-Choo Coleman himself.
264
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:25,387
It's as good as Gedgie's.
265
00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:37,274
Don't bother.
I already checked the fridge.
266
00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:39,067
Yeah, but things get lost in there.
267
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,778
Just last night,
we had bicentennial meatloaf,
268
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,530
red, white, and green.
269
00:15:47,492 --> 00:15:48,535
A-ha!
270
00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:51,454
-Way to go, Phil!
-That's my boy!
271
00:15:51,538 --> 00:15:54,833
But... but... but I searched
every inch of that fridge.
272
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:56,084
Fry must be cheating.
273
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:59,087
That would explain
why he's winning everything.
274
00:15:59,171 --> 00:16:00,714
I am not a cheater!
275
00:16:00,797 --> 00:16:01,798
I'm not.
276
00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:10,473
{\an8}Come on, Fry.
277
00:16:10,557 --> 00:16:12,100
This was your house.
278
00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:15,312
Please tell me where the baseballs are.
279
00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:17,480
You want me to cheat?
280
00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:20,942
I can't do that, Leela.
I am not a cheater.
281
00:16:21,026 --> 00:16:22,152
I'm not.
282
00:16:22,235 --> 00:16:25,238
Oh, look-y,
see what I found in the crawlspace!
283
00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:27,782
Signed by both Bob Millers.
284
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:29,743
There's only one left.
285
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:35,665
Please, Fry.
I know you don't wanna cheat,
286
00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:37,542
but it's me, Leela,
287
00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:40,504
the woman you occasionally say you love.
288
00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:42,214
I always love you, Leela,
289
00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,591
but there are two things
I just can't do.
290
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:47,177
Almost anything, and cheat.
291
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:50,680
You're right.
292
00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:52,891
You're sticking to your principles.
293
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,352
I'm proud of you.
294
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:58,605
[sobbing]
295
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,902
I've never cheated in my life. Never.
296
00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:06,071
But I'll do it this once.
297
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,659
Well, he cheated. You win that bet.
298
00:17:10,742 --> 00:17:12,953
Time to celebrate with a new mask!
299
00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:15,705
[sniffles]
300
00:17:15,789 --> 00:17:19,751
Please remember me as a guy
who never, ever cheated,
301
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,127
until now.
302
00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:26,967
As the last orb has been found,
the hunt is over.
303
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,552
Winners, step forward.
304
00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:32,889
You're not the winners.
Who said you were the winners?
305
00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:37,853
I forgot to mention the winners are
the ones who don't find the baseballs.
306
00:17:37,936 --> 00:17:39,312
That's on me, guys.
307
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,358
[yells, sobs]
308
00:17:45,026 --> 00:17:48,405
Ooh, that was some impressive
reverse cheating, Fry.
309
00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:51,199
For the last time, I'm not a cheater.
310
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:52,659
Just shut up, Gedgie.
311
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:55,120
-I mean, Bendy.
-Oh.
312
00:17:55,203 --> 00:17:58,290
How dare you mangle my blessed name?
313
00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:02,586
Whoa, whoa. Save it for the finale.
A game which will be played
314
00:18:03,378 --> 00:18:04,379
to the death!
315
00:18:05,672 --> 00:18:07,174
They were all to the death!
316
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:14,639
The final game shall be
a test of raw physical prowess.
317
00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:16,474
Prepare yourselves
318
00:18:16,558 --> 00:18:20,312
for a brutal,
no holds barred match of...
319
00:18:21,646 --> 00:18:24,357
Pin the Tail on the Donkey!
320
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:27,819
Aw, he's a cute little whatchacallit.
321
00:18:27,944 --> 00:18:29,154
[growls]
322
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,364
Donkey.
323
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:34,659
The beast is clad in armor,
324
00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:38,413
save for this tiny area on its rear.
325
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:40,624
It is the donkey's Achilles butt.
326
00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:43,501
All its vital organs
are clustered there.
327
00:18:43,585 --> 00:18:45,212
Just like me.
328
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,797
Simply pin the tail on the butt
329
00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:51,176
to slay the donkey and claim victory.
330
00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:52,886
I'm shivering with excitement,
331
00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:56,806
because this game involves masks!
332
00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:06,066
Phil, smelly kid,
it's down to you two.
333
00:19:06,149 --> 00:19:08,068
-Yeah!
-Go, Gedgie!
334
00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:09,236
Whoo-hoo!
335
00:19:09,444 --> 00:19:12,364
Yes. Everything's coming up Gedgie.
336
00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:14,533
Beat that, REO Cheatwagon.
337
00:19:16,785 --> 00:19:19,329
How's this for cheating?
338
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:24,251
-Watch out!
-[kids exclaiming]
339
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,087
Well, I guess you can't win 'em
340
00:19:28,713 --> 00:19:29,756
all?
341
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,132
Look at my boy!
342
00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:34,261
You stabbed that donkey
like a professional donkey stabber.
343
00:19:35,428 --> 00:19:37,389
I'm so proud of you.
344
00:19:37,472 --> 00:19:40,308
We'll go get your presents,
so you can open them.
345
00:19:40,684 --> 00:19:42,769
Aw, this party sucks!
346
00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:44,813
Told you Fry was a cheater.
347
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,439
Happy birthday, Fry.
348
00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:49,484
I hope you had fun cheating,
'cause nobody else did.
349
00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:54,698
[crying]
350
00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:56,783
But I didn't cheat.
351
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:03,623
I lost a best friend a long time ago
'cause he thought I was cheating
352
00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:05,834
and I'm not gonna let it happen again.
353
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:08,253
I don't wanna lose you either, Fry.
354
00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:11,173
So I'm gonna prove I'm not cheating.
355
00:20:11,256 --> 00:20:13,592
-Gouge out my eyes!
-Good idea!
356
00:20:13,675 --> 00:20:16,803
Fry's suggestion is beyond horrific.
357
00:20:16,887 --> 00:20:18,430
Therefore, we shall do it.
358
00:20:18,513 --> 00:20:23,185
But to make the game fair, we shall
remove the eyes of all the players!
359
00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:24,269
Wait, hold on. What?
360
00:20:24,352 --> 00:20:25,562
Fear not.
361
00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:29,149
Our machine can remove eyes painlessly.
362
00:20:30,525 --> 00:20:31,735
[groans]
363
00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:34,112
Oops. Sorry. I stepped on your foot.
364
00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:35,655
It's okay. I'm fine.
365
00:20:37,282 --> 00:20:39,659
Let the animal abuse begin!
366
00:20:39,951 --> 00:20:41,870
[roars]
367
00:20:42,579 --> 00:20:45,123
All right, you monster whosit.
368
00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:48,919
I'm going to stick this doohickey
where the deal-y don't whatsit.
369
00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:52,839
[growls]
370
00:20:53,256 --> 00:20:55,800
I'm sorry I called you a cheater, buddy.
371
00:20:56,801 --> 00:21:00,180
Thanks, Bender. What do you say
we team up and go out fighting?
372
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:04,100
I say, "Yeah, baby! Friends to the end."
373
00:21:04,518 --> 00:21:06,186
[both yelling]
374
00:21:09,064 --> 00:21:11,149
My vital ass organs!
375
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:13,818
You are a cheater.
376
00:21:16,947 --> 00:21:18,698
Bender? Bender?
377
00:21:19,908 --> 00:21:23,161
Congratulations, Philip J. Fry.
378
00:21:23,245 --> 00:21:24,871
You are the winner.
379
00:21:24,955 --> 00:21:26,748
Return his eyes
380
00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:29,960
that he might gaze
upon the horror he has wrought,
381
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:31,586
and the confetti.
382
00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:37,884
[sobbing]
383
00:21:41,513 --> 00:21:43,348
[coughing]
384
00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:46,518
-[grunts]
-[groans]
385
00:21:47,811 --> 00:21:50,605
Well, that's that.
I gotta get to church.
386
00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:53,441
The games are now complete.
387
00:21:53,525 --> 00:21:56,736
The winner is her. Whoever she is.
388
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:59,948
We thank the players for their efforts.
389
00:22:01,324 --> 00:22:03,451
[all chattering]
390
00:22:05,954 --> 00:22:07,831
How the shmeck are we alive?
391
00:22:07,914 --> 00:22:11,877
The machine can easily
bring people back to life.
392
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,670
Did I not mention that either?
393
00:22:13,753 --> 00:22:15,589
Farewell!
394
00:22:20,468 --> 00:22:24,347
Well, that was the second worst
birthday party I ever had.
395
00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:27,976
All I ever wanted was for people
to believe I'm not a cheater.
396
00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:29,644
We believe you, Fry.
397
00:22:29,728 --> 00:22:32,772
Yeah, seeing as how that old lady
killed you so easy.
398
00:22:32,856 --> 00:22:35,358
You went down like a sack of shoes.
399
00:22:35,442 --> 00:22:38,278
I sure did. Thank you, everybody.
400
00:22:38,361 --> 00:22:40,780
Group hug. Come on, group hug!
401
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:54,544
Uh, you really think
a games party is a good idea?
402
00:22:54,628 --> 00:22:57,297
I mean, Phil's not much of a competitor.
403
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,632
Yeah, I know.
404
00:22:58,715 --> 00:23:00,550
He still can't work a zipper,
405
00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:03,845
but he's my son and I love him.
406
00:23:03,929 --> 00:23:05,555
And I wanna give him a birthday
407
00:23:05,639 --> 00:23:08,517
that'll leave him
feeling like a winner for once.
408
00:23:10,101 --> 00:23:12,479
{\an8}[♪ upbeat music playing]
409
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,943
♪ When I think about
what you've become ♪
410
00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:03,822
♪ I feel sorry for your mum ♪
411
00:24:04,114 --> 00:24:07,325
♪ You say we're all having fun ♪
412
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:10,829
{\an8}♪ Do you know you're the only one? ♪
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