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Captain's diary. Star date,
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Lrrr and Ndnd's 63rd anniversary.
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Planet Express has been hired to cater
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a vow renewal ceremony
on Omicron Persei 8.
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Not what I thought
I'd be doing at this age.
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Mr. Professor! Fuel status?
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If I'm reading this correctly,
we're underwater.
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You're not reading it correctly.
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Mr. Bender. Wedding cake readout?
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Frosting at maximum cream-cheesiness!
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All systems tasty!
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Medical officer Zoidberg.
Are you reaching for the cake?
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Affirmative, Captain.
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Stick to fish flakes,
you overgrown sea monkey!
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All parameters nominal,
but stay sharp, crew.
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I don't know why, but I have a feeling
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something's not quite right.
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Everything's fine, Leela.
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We're the best delivery/catering service
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in the galaxy. Right, team?
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Damn straight!
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Aw, thanks.
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You always know how
to make me feel better,
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Fry.
- That's what I'm here for, honey.
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Is that Crab Rangoon?
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No, he's Dr. Zoidberg.
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Congratulations, sir.
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May I offer you some
sparkling victim juice?
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Here. Place my lead-lined overcape
in the Closet of Heavy Things.
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I love my job.
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Belligerent reptiles,
we are gathered here
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under the watchful eye of Jvvv,
God of the Omicronians...
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Hey there.
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to bear witness as Lrrr and Ndnd
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renew their wedding vows,
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expressing their most personal feelings.
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Wrong!
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Ndnd got them from
an inspirational placemat.
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It was a quality placemat!
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Ndnd, you look just as you did
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the night I met you on
the hairy hills of B'dnkdnk,
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your dress covered in the blood
of three B'dnkian warriors.
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You took me in your arms
and ate the morsel
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of B'dnkian entrail
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lodged in my cleavage.
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It was delicious.
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Hey, you got any,
B'dnkian entrail on that tray?
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No, but we have
lettuce-wrapped cucumbers,
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which are even grosser.
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Can you stop eating for one second?
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If you want me to not eat,
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then you should have done the cooking!
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Snap!
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Having completed the sacred vows,
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the groom will now crush
the skull of his father-in-law.
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If it please the Lord?
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Yeah, I love that kinda stuff.
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Molotov!
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Now, kiss the bride
and come out fighting.
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Why do I have to use the hook?
I hate the hook.
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You managed to capture me
with it at our first wedding.
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You weren't the intended target.
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I just love it when
they dance the horta.
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Care to join me?
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As best man,
I'd like to say a few words
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about my dear friend Lrrr.
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Keep it clean.
My father's crushed skull is here.
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Intelligent, loyal, brave,
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a great leader!
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But enough about me.
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Stick to the script.
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And now for the tossing of the bouquet.
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Nobody invited the help.
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Nobody invited me
to kick your ass either,
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yet here we are. Hi-ya!
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Flowers in the hole!
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The glory is mine!
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Now, this part I don't like.
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I wonder what I should bake next.
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Hey, Fry, you ever wanted to be in a pie?
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Anything for you, buddy.
Point me to the crust, and I'll be there.
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That takes care of the dishes.
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You want me to get started
on the floors, Hermes?
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Or should I scrub down Dr. Zoidberg?
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Scrub-a-dub-dub!
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How are you so energetic?
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I'll never get tired of this job.
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I have the best life ever.
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That's our Fry.
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It sure is.
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It most definitely is.
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Twenty-three years earlier,
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the crew was recuperating
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from a grueling mission to planet Amazonia
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where Fry had sustained extensive
snu-snu-related injuries.
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What a relief
to be back on Earth,
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where nobody wants
to have snu-snu with me.
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My pelvis and I
could really use a vacation.
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Any chance I can get
some time off, Professor?
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I'm not sure.
How will we stay in business
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without our ace delivery boy?
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Extremely easily.
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See you in two weeks!
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Enjoy Amazonia!
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Come on. Let's get a temp dimwit
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to replace our permanent one.
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- I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
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I don't know what happened
to our office manager Evans.
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Is that him?
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Maybe?
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How can I help you?
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One of our workers is on vacation,
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so we'll need to hire a temp.
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We've got whatever you need.
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Secretary, jockey, lion tamer,
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bowling shoe spray technician.
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What exactly are you looking for?
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Well, let's see.
It's a thankless job.
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He'll never be thanked.
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- Any skills?
- Absolutely not!
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I'll need to berate him
for being incompetent!
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Then, I've got just the schlep for you.
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Frank, you're going to be working
at Planet Express for two weeks.
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Lucky me. Let's just get it over with.
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Perfect! He sounds very berate-able.
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I'll introduce you to the group.
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- What was your name again?
- Frank.
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Everyone, please welcome our new temp.
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- This is...
- Frank.
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Hi, Frank. Tell us about yourself.
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I have no characteristics
and people forget me
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as soon as I leave the room.
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And sometimes before that.
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That's ridiculous! Um...
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Frank. Is this my cubicle?
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No, that's an empty space
between three stacks of boxes.
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Well, I guess I'll stand in there.
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Come out, please.
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You're gonna be traveling around
delivering things.
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- Yeah, right.
- Right.
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Wait, seriously? Traveling?
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I-I've never been anywhere before.
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Why not? There's a tube station
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that'll take you to Paris for five cents.
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I don't have time for that.
Temping is a full-time job.
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Those are beautiful!
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Thanks a lot, I wanna say Dave?
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Frank. I'm the temp.
I've been here two weeks.
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The best two weeks of my life.
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That's the frittata.
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I hope you're all hungry.
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He's so enthusiastic.
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I can't stand his toxic positivity.
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He likes everyone, even me!
It's pathetic.
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Well, he's no Fry,
but at least Fry will be back tomorrow.
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Wow. Fry's not even here
and you remember his name?
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He must be quite a guy.
- Sorry, that was rude.
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You've done a good job, you.
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And since it's your last day,
let's make it a good one. Right, gang?
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- Sure.
- Why not?
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Who the hell is he?
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Hello! Welcome to the liberry.
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You called for a dump job?
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Yes. We had a water main break,
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and it damaged some of the books.
And by some, I mean
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all 2.6 million.
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You're throwing out
all the liberry books?
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Look, nobody's checked
a book out since 2029.
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It was this one.
- A novelization of the TikTok video
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"Peanut Butter Eating Dog
Lip Syncs to Olivia Rodrigo."
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Ooh! I'd watch that.
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It's a book. You'd read it.
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No, I wouldn't.
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Where are we gonna dump
these disgusting books? The ocean?
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Certainly not!
It's been illegal to dump hazardous waste
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in the ocean for over a year now.
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We'll head for that book containment
facility on Dalton-B.
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It's a small planet in
the Barnzan Nobula.
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Watch out for flying
purple paper eaters!
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My travel-sized filing cabinet!
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Ew! I got book on me!
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So weird that reading
used to be a thing.
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Well, that's the last of 'em.
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Let's get outta here before some dork says
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trashing books is a travesty.
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Well, that's the last of 'em.
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Hey, guys? Guys!
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The ship is abandoning us!
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Guys?
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I'm gonna go wash
the book smell out of my hair.
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I'm home from my vacation!
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Did I miss anything?
- Only a delivery to book hell.
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We're just lucky we made it back
without reading anything.
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We did all make it back, right?
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Well, let's see. There's me, Bender,
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and some other people...
We're good.
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Five, 6, 7, 8.
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All eight crew members present
and accounted for.
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Ayup.
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I can get through this.
I'm a temp, dammit.
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I'm sure they'll be back soon.
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Twenty-three years later,
the crew was about to depart
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for the wedding ceremony
on Omicron Persei 8.
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The one you saw earlier. That one.
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Will you quit slacking off, Fry?
I need more whipped frosting!
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Sorry. I'm just kinda worn out.
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I guess work's been catching up to me.
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Sometimes, I wonder if I was
cut out to be a whatever I am.
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You have been burning
the blunt at both ends, mon.
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After this wedding cake delivery,
you should take a vacation.
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When's the last time you took one?
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Twenty-three years ago,
after that horrific snu-snu incident.
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If Fry takes a vacation,
we'll have to get someone to fill in.
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Why? We didn't get anyone last time.
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Or did we?
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Right. The temp!
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What's-his-name!
- He had a name?
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Even I looked down on him.
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He went with us on that trip to dump
those old liberry books,
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and then... and then!
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- What?
- I'm sure he's fine.
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We'll just swing by on the way
to the wedding
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and pick up his corpse.
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Yuck! This place is even
grosser than I remembered.
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I don't see him. Let's just go.
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Y-You came back.
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I...
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I thought you'd forgotten about me.
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No. We could never forget...
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- Frank!
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- Of course!
- Sounds right.
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It was on the tip of my tendrils!
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My heavens. It's been 23 years!
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What did you eat?
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Books! Book sandwiches, book soup,
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scrambled books with fly larvae!
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Ew, books!
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The shower's through there.
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There's plenty of soap
and toothpaste in Fry's cubby.
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He never uses them.
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It's just as itchy as
I dreamed it would be.
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Hey, coworkers!
Shouldn't we be heading off
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to deliver that wedding cake?
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Yeah. We just need to wait for Fry.
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He's not back yet.
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Yes, I am. I'm right here...
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Fry! There you are!
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Let's go already!
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Finally, a use for the Bible.
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Hey, wait.
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Why hast thou forsaken me?!
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- Hey, Leela.
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After work, you wanna binge
some Hungry-Man streaming dinners?
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There's a fresh episode of
Mandarin Orange is the New Chicken.
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00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,584
Thanks, Fry, but,
256
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,462
I'm going over to my parents tonight.
- Again?
257
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,006
Well, my grandma needs
a lot of help these days.
258
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,092
She fell and broke a few of her elbows.
259
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,136
Okay. Well, see you tomorrow.
260
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,681
I could go for a little Hulu and chill.
261
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:32,975
You're on!
262
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,022
This twice-flushed pork is delicious.
263
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,524
Leela, what's going on?
264
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,901
You've been living with us
for six weeks now.
265
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,695
I'm fine. I'm fine.
266
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,281
There's just something that's... off.
267
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,740
I can't quite...
268
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,827
It's not my relationship with Fry,
if that's what you mean.
269
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,997
- I didn't say...
- Maybe it's Bender. It could be Amy!
270
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,876
- Is Fry upset that you've been away?
- No, he's fine with it.
271
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,336
He's fine with everything. He's so great.
272
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,671
I sure love him.
273
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,257
I think I'll stay another week though.
274
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:11,096
I broke another one.
275
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,434
First order of business.
276
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:19,937
Has anybody noticed anything
weird around here lately?
277
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,732
Yes! I was just saying to my parents
278
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,483
that something seems off!
279
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,903
I'm glad it's not just me.
280
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:30,365
Hey! I just picked up some
four-dimensional pretzels. Have some!
281
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:35,828
Tell me, Fry.
282
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,706
Have you noticed anything strange lately?
283
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,374
No. Like what?
284
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,543
Well, for one thing,
these last few weeks,
285
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:46,006
we've had an unexplained uptick
in worker productivity.
286
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,301
While during the same period,
287
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:53,346
we're using twice as much soap
in the men's room.
288
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,473
I have noticed less body odor.
289
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:56,724
- Definitely.
- Way less.
290
00:16:56,725 --> 00:17:00,186
It appears the changes
started six weeks ago,
291
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,106
right after we delivered
that wedding cake.
292
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,776
This is weird.
According to the ship's log,
293
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,613
we made a detour to some
awful planet called Dalton-B.
294
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,240
I don't remember that.
295
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,659
Then, it must not have happened.
Good pretzels, right?
296
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,285
Wait. Dalton-B?
297
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,288
Isn't that where we dumped
those liberry books 23 years ago?
298
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,833
Yeah, and we had that temp with us!
299
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,668
He didn't have a name, poor guy.
300
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,378
Frank. His name was Frank!
301
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,547
Right. Whatever happened to him?
302
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,173
Like I care, I don't.
303
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,593
Something very strange
took place on Dalton-B.
304
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,889
We've gotta get back there
and find out what. Right, Fry?
305
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,518
Um...
306
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:52,363
Yuck! This place is even grosser
than I remembered.
307
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,199
And no sign of Frank.
Let's just go bowling.
308
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,826
Thank God you're here!
309
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,870
You're just in time to see my beard!
310
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,997
Keep away from us, you dirty hippie!
311
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,374
There are no grooves here!
312
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,959
We should leave this stranger alone.
313
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,919
He looks delusional.
314
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,965
But, I'm Fry!
Don't you recognize me?
315
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,261
You're not Fry. That's Fry!
316
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,765
Yes... Fry...
317
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,935
Leela, you know who I am, right?
318
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,480
I do sense a familiar dopiness.
319
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,524
No. No!
320
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:32,695
He... is... Fry...
321
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,364
No, I is Fry! And I can prove it!
322
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,909
Here's a photo of me and Bender.
323
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,869
That could be me with anyone stupid.
324
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,455
I have a picture with everybody!
325
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,291
I could never forget this one.
326
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,713
You... You!
327
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,841
I remember! You are Fry!
328
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,384
Fry!
329
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,014
If he's Fry, then who's the guy
with the spinny eyeballs?
330
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,268
Alright, alright. I'm not Fry.
331
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,394
I'm Frank!
332
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,562
- Who?
- Say what?
333
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,563
The temp!
334
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,608
Who you stranded here
for 23 long years!
335
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,109
Time flies.
336
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,154
Not here.
My only companions were the two books
337
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,989
that weren't too moldy to read.
338
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,700
I even built them a little house.
339
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,495
The Art of Klang Foo.
340
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,414
I must have read this a thousand times.
341
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,916
And The Return of the King?
342
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,210
That one I didn't read.
It's the third book of the trilogy,
343
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,797
and I've never read the first two.
I didn't wanna spoil it, you know?
344
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:33,965
What's Klang Foo?
345
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:36,634
An ancient mind-control technique.
346
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,804
And, did I master it.
347
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,932
- Cut it out.
- It was especially easy
348
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,559
to pass myself off as Fry
349
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,270
because nobody can remember
who I really am anyway.
350
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:49,856
But, why did you wanna take my place?
351
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,275
Because you have such a great life!
352
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,152
I've had so, so many temp jobs,
353
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:58,322
but working at Planet Express
was the one time in my life
354
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,824
I was truly happy.
355
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:01,576
Whoa. Bleak.
356
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:04,370
I loved it there, but my plan failed.
357
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,664
So it's time for my backup plan.
358
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,666
It better not involve the eye thing.
359
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,252
- I'm going to abandon you all here
360
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,172
the way you abandoned me!
361
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,798
We've got to stop him!
362
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,176
And by we, I mean you.
363
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:20,179
I'm already in my pajamas.
364
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,598
No, I'm not.
365
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,310
- Don't leave us!
- Stop!
366
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:34,358
- Aah! I should've paid more attention
367
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,320
that week I was a temp astronaut!
368
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,330
Time for plan C.
369
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,916
Kill everybody!
370
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,336
That's not a plan!
You're just improvising!
371
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,297
Now what?
372
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,758
I have an idea,
but I have to warn you.
373
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,385
It's completely brilliant.
374
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:05,223
As you all know, my spice rack
is located in the ship's galley,
375
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,099
and on that rack is a jar
376
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,394
of flaming hot
million Scoville chili powder.
377
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,979
Ooh, that's the good stuff!
378
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,856
Using a light pastry shell,
379
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,566
I'll bake the powder into a grenade
380
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,319
to blind and disorient the enemy.
381
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,573
Then, we'll launch it using
my party-size soup ladle.
382
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:26,494
Questions?
383
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,579
How are we supposed
to get into the ship?
384
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,456
What's-his-name is guarding the door.
385
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,583
It might be possible to sneak in
386
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,252
through the rear thrusters.
387
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:37,338
Of course,
we'd be exposed to some radiation.
388
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,840
How much radiation?
389
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,049
Not much.
390
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,844
Like having an affair with Marie Curie.
391
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,722
My, yes...
392
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,114
We made it!
393
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:07,118
Aha! My million Scoville chili powder!
394
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,536
What's that for?
395
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:11,330
I... think I was gonna
throw it at somebody.
396
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,499
- Who?
- I can't remember.
397
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,043
Hey, why is the ship sideways?
398
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,089
Who knows?
It just falls over sometimes.
399
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,594
No!
400
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:37,231
Say, Fry, weren't you
about to go on vacation?
401
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,443
I don't need a vacation.
I just had six weeks off.
402
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,571
You did?
I could've sworn you were here,
403
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,866
but I'm happy to dock your pay.
- That sounds fair.
404
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,785
You know, I was kinda worn out before,
405
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:53,080
but now everything feels... just right.
406
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,540
Yes, it does.
407
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,126
You wanna go home and have dinner?
408
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:02,299
I think I'll eat
at my parents tonight.
409
00:23:02,379 --> 00:23:04,379
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