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Praise the Lord Cleonis. I knew it too.

I knew they'd find my Sonny Boy someday.

And now he's coming home. Praise the Lord.

I'm gonna miss my man.

Oh, easy.

Do you think he'll remember us I

Doubt it. I was eight and you were nine we've both grown since then

Well, at least one of us has

There's more important things in life than tits

You can say that I don't have any tits

What do you call those? Not much?

There

Now let me go not until you paid a tall no, I won't do it

I won't sit yourself. I got all day

Bitch you let go no

All right, I'll do it

I thought you'd see it my way

I don't know why they have these

They never found out. Sonny boy didn't crack.

And I know that for a fact. He's a Richardson through and through.

And now he's coming home.

Praise the Lord, Cleonis. Praise the Lord Almighty.

Praise the Lord.

Oh, oh, praise the Lord.

Mmm. You like those big things, huh?

Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Mmm.

Oh yes, work that tongue

Oh my gosh.

Damn it, Veranda, I'm so happy I could just bust.

Sonny boy is a comin' home.

He's a comin' home.

Pray so hard, Cleo.

Pray so hard.

10 years.

10 long years.

I ain't seen my boy.

What do I say to him, Veranda?

I ain't seen him in 10 years.

What do we talk about?

I don't give a flying fuck what you say to him.

You better shut your mouth before I rip your tongue out.

Sorry.

But what do I say to him?

I ain't seen him in 10 years.

I don't know him no more.

Suppose we don't get along no more.

He's your son, Cleotus, your son.

You'll be just fine.

Praise the Lord.

Praise the Lord.

Oh, praise the Lord.

Oh yeah, oh yes.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh, oh yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Yeah, oh.

Oh yeah, oh.

Yeah, oh.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh.

Oh, praise the Lord.

Oh yeah, oh yes.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Praise the Lord.

Oh, praise the Lord.

Oh yeah, oh yes.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Elston and Samantha will be meeting him at the airport.

Ugh, I hate Samantha. She's so stuck up, it's nauseating.

You don't talk about your cousin like that.

Besides, she's a saint compared to Elston.

I know you don't like my brother, Veranda,

but he and Sunny Boy used to be real close.

He got a right to see him.

I like Uncle Elston. He brings me Tootsie Rolls.

No wonder you're so fat. You two behave.

She started it.

I did not.

I did too.

There he is. I can't believe it.

Sunny boy!

Welcome home, Sunny boy.

We've gone for so long.

Welcome home.

Hi, Pop.

You're looking good.

You told me about your family at home and it

takes nothing but a little to get in here.

That's good army eating.

I want to come up and see my cheerleading trophy.

Ease up on the boys, ladies.

Sunny boy!

Oh, Mom.

Happy to see your son.

Thanks again, Dad.

I appreciate all the attention, but I guess I'm still on last time.

I'd like to just go take a nap.

I don't blame you.

We've got lots of time to make up for.

But we've got all the time in the world to do it now.

You're home, Sunny boy.

That was count.

Good seeing you, Sunny.

Come on, Sunny boy, let's go.

Sal, why don't you and Theodore take Samantha up to her room?

Okay.

Thanks, but I can do it myself.

Well.

Well, I guess it's good to have Sunny boy home again, huh, Miranda?

Well, it's been so long I hardly recognize him.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Well, listen.

I guess...

I guess we've got a lot of celebrating to do tonight,

so I think I'm going to take a little nap, too.

I take it I have my usual room?

Yeah.

Do you remember him as looking that good?

What?

Do you remember him as looking that good?

I don't remember him looking that good, do you?

No.

You said he was going to be all cratered and ugly.

That man is a fuck.

I'm talking U.S. grade A hunk.

Oh, he's not bad.

Not bad? He's gorgeous.

All right.

Hi, baby.

It's been too long.

So long I don't even remember these people.

They're like strangers.

But it doesn't matter.

We're home. This is my room. At least I think it is.

And everyone is here.

And there's no place like home, Jodi.

There's no place like it.

Oh, come in.

Hi.

Sorry to bother you.

You know how tired you must be, but I just couldn't wait.

Welcome home, sonny boy.

Thank you.

Valdesta.

Right. I'm sorry.

I guess I'm still kind of getting used to being back.

That's okay.

Would you like to see a chair?

Sure. You know, Melissa,

I can't think of anything I would rather see right now.

Well, here goes.

Ready? Okay.

Eat them, lion pack.

Chill them up and spit them up.

Eat them, lion pack.

Everybody give a shout.

Eat them, lion pack.

Drive their faces through the mud.

Eat them, lion pack.

Make them holler. We want blood.

Eat them, lion pack.

Yay!

Wow.

Very good.

How'd you do that?

Do what?

The chair.

How could you remember all those words?

Practice, I guess.

Wow.

Do you want me to show you how?

Sure. Why not?

And you know what?

I bet you can't do a split.

Can you do a split?

Are you kidding?

Of course I can do a split.

Well, let's see.

Well, I'll just have to show you now, won't I?

That's right.

Like that?

Now, let's see.

Let's see a split.

My split?

There's my split.

Wow.

All right.

So what do you think?

You can do it, right?

Yes, you sure can.

So what can you do?

Split you.

So split me.

Wow.

It's like they are.

It's wonderful.

As long as you don't stop.

It's a little bit loose and all.

Do I get to show you too?

I'm gonna suck it better. It's hard from this side.

Okay?

Right here.

It's so big.

Oh, nice big one.

So much trouble to go through just for what we want.

Oh, it's so little, yeah.

Oh, God.

Give it.

Oh, my chest.

Oh, that is so good.

Give it.

Oh, my chest.

Oh, I'm tired.

Here it comes.

Oh, so can I split?

Let's split.

You stop that you, you. Low life, sponger,

bum. Come on say it, let it out, I know you

don't like me. Go ahead and say it. Go on, call

me something. I won't say it, I'm a Christian

woman, I won't say it. Yeah, well that's too

bad you didn't. I bet you could think of some

way to get me to stop. You do that one more

time I'll cut it off. I love it when you get

mad. Oh, stop that. What if Cleola should come

in right now? What would he say? Something

like, I'm hungry, where's lunch? Men's got

to do what a man's got to do, you know what

he'd say. You do know your brother don't you?

Oh yeah, I know him so well that I gave up

the prettiest girl in the world to him, because

I knew she'd be better off with him than with

me. But you know something, those two weeks

he was my girlfriend, Veranda, was two of the

happiest weeks of my life. Makes me almost wish

I wasn't a bum. You're not a bum. Thank you for

saying so Veranda, but a man knows when he ain't

nothing. Don't say you ain't nothing, you got a

fine car and a fine house and a fine daughter and

you're a successful... Um, let's face it Veranda, I

made a lot of money on insurance scams, I'm just

a bum. Well, maybe so, but you're a fine looking

bum. You think so? Thank you Veranda. Thank you very

much Veranda. You're welcome. What you got there

Veranda? Oh, we shouldn't, we shouldn't be doing this. What if, what if Cleotis comes

in? I just tell him um, you spilled some icing on yourself and I was cleaning it up.

Oh, where's the icing? So I didn't spill any icing on

myself. Good point. How's that? Hold on, watch this.

That's what I call cleaning off icing. Can you get that

down some? Look, it's all over you. It's all over me too.

You got this, god damn, in woman shit. Look out, be quiet, be quiet now Cleotis. Let me

help you. Don't get that damn icing on my shirt, okay? We don't want to know what happened.

What are you doing?

Experimentation is the foundation of scientific method.

Experiment.

Conclusion.

Theory.

Experiment.

Conclusion.

More experimentation, more conclusion, until we reach a law.

Aren't you getting hard yet?

No, not really.

Well, maybe we need more...

visual stimulation.

Well, I'm still not getting hard.

This is very strange.

Visual stimulation isn't working.

Could it be that I'm not stimulating enough?

No, no. You're just fine.

Well, let's try physical stimulation.

Okay.

Well done.

Well?

Not yet.

We have to work a little harder.

Simulation is the best way to go.

Are you feeling anything?

Yes.

Anyway, I'm going to teach you a few new things about power.

In all those years you had that doll,

how could you stand it?

Without Jodi I never would have made it.

You see Jodi's been, can't be going for ten years.

Ten whole years.

That's a long time.

Yeah, a long time.

It's definitely working.

Yes it is.

Did I do that?

Your biology teacher is going to be proud of you

Oh, well my biology teacher hasn't seen this

Do you need more stimulation?

Uh-huh

Sometimes you just have some of that good old home cooking, huh, Sonny?

Tell you nothing beats that good old American home cooking.

Don't tell them what them gooks put in that food.

Or who.

Just a little joke there.

Very little.

I knew a man once who worked in one of them gook restaurants.

Seems that a man died in the restaurant from a heart attack one time.

Dropped dead right there in the egg drop soup.

Now, did them gooks call a coroner?

They call an ambulance?

They call the cops?

No, they just took him right back in the

kitchen and made him into Moo Goo Guy pants.

I'm going to the bathroom.

You okay, darling?

I don't blame you. That's the most disgusting story I ever heard.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Alston.

You thought it was funny, didn't you, Sonny boy?

What?

Sure, yeah.

Say, can you pass me the vegetables?

Yeah, go ahead.

Thanks.

Where are you going, dear?

Um, I gotta go pee.

But Samantha's in the bathroom.

A man gotta do what a man gotta do.

I guess I gotta go pee.

I'll tell you one about the three old ladies that keeled

over in the Polish sausage factory I used to work at.

Oh, God.

A gentleman would have not.

I ain't got no time for that.

Yeah baby, I want you.

I want you.

I'm gonna take my shirt off first.

Oh yeah, like this, you know that?

To bend it a little bit.

Hey, how about getting a zipper, huh?

Take it.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, like...

Oh yeah.

Oh, I'm gonna take this off, huh, Zomet?

Nobody must see us.

You know that?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, those little titties.

Nice little titties.

Oh, how about rubbing me down there a little bit?

Oh, let me, uh...

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna rub you down some more.

I got a little time to do that.

Oh, just a little bit, yeah.

How about down here?

Just a little bit right here, huh?

How about that? Yeah.

I'm done.

Yeah, just a little more.

Awesome.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna take my time.

Yeah.

I'm just getting this on.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're coming.

Oh, let me put it back in.

Oh, Samantha, you're delicious.

Good evening, girls. Are you busy?

Yes.

Good, I'm glad I'm not interrupting anything.

Valdest, I'd like to talk to you for a moment, if you don't mind.

Sure.

Listen, excuse me.

Yeah, you're all ready for that big game next weekend, aren't you?

Ready? Watch this.

That's wonderful. That's wonderful.

Thank you. Now, what do you want?

Good, I like a girl who gets right to the point, you know?

It's good, it pays to get right to the point, you know?

Just, no beating around the bush, just come on right out, say what you got.

What's the scam?

Well, the Lions are favored by seven points this weekend,

and I'd like you to cut those odds down for me,

because I have a big bet against the Lion pack.

You would actually ask her to do something against her own team?

You can't be serious.

You're gonna betray her school, her friends, and her morals?

Shut up, asshole. What do I do?

Well, I want you to fuck the quarterback to exhaustion,

the night before the game.

Hey, no prob.

Wait a minute.

Will you get off my back with all this moral shit?

We already won the championship.

One loss isn't gonna hurt us in the standings.

I wasn't gonna say anything like that.

What I wanna know is why you pick her instead of me.

Well, because she's a cheerleader.

So? That doesn't make her fuck the quarterback better than me.

You, Theodore, don't make me laugh.

Well, now, she does have a point, dear darling.

Her a better fuck than me?

Well, it is possible.

This is ridiculous.

What are you doing?

We're gonna have a fuck off.

Oh, we are.

I assume that I'm gonna be the judge here, right?

You got it, Uncle.

You ain't winning, honey. You better get in there and do something.

I'll rub. She won't give me a chance.

Now, Dusty, now, slow down. Let Theodore have a chance.

Come here, darling. Take some of this.

There you go. That's the deal, honey.

Come on, Dusty, take that.

Now we're talking.

I wanna win.

I wanna get talking inside you.

You're gonna look all right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Keep going, Dr. Dusty.

Look at this girl.

Come here, Theodore. Let me see what you got here.

Oh, my goodness.

You're after your mama, you know that, don't you?

Give me a little nibble on one, okay? I always want that.

Now, Dusty, don't stop. There you go.

Oops, yes.

That poor fucking quarterback.

Oh, yeah. He's missing all this.

Yeah, are you sucking her tits, Valdestan?

Oh, my goodness.

You feel good, Theodore?

Oh, goddammit, Dust.

Oh, baby, your pussy got wet.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

Come here, Valdestan, you get on.

Don't do this to me.

Yeah, we'll be back, honey. Come here. You get on this way.

No, I'm trying a different way.

I ain't turning around. Why don't you come on this way?

See that pretty buddy of yours here?

Theodore, why don't you just grab that and put it right in there for her?

Oh, you're a tight one, aren't you, girl?

A real one.

Oh, god.

So big.

Yeah, when did it get hard?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, god.

You're cheating now.

Who's cheating? Who's cheating? I'm cheating?

I ain't in the contest. You two are in the contest.

I ain't cheating. Shut up.

I like to talk to the front. This is Uncle Elton.

Oh, yeah.

How do you like me? You like this, okay?

You wiggle your ass? Let me see you wiggle your ass.

Come on. You're like me.

There you go. You're the one competing.

Oh, god. Look at that shit.

Come on. There you go.

Don't break Uncle Elton's dick now, okay?

You got a good little pussy.

When I come out, I want you to jack me off on your tits, okay?

Can you do that? Can you do that for Uncle Elton?

Oh, god.

Okay, now I'll take you to grab, but you grab me, okay?

Okay, grab me.

Keep going. You're a good buddy.

Keep going. Jerk it hard.

Jerk it hard.

Okay, run.

Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Right there, too. Look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Well?

Yeah, well.

Oh, I'm judging this.

I can't decide. You both do it.

Because what you two are going to do to that poor quarterback,

that line pass is going to lose so many points,

I'm tripling my bet against him tomorrow.

Jody, it's so nice to finally be alone with you.

I thought it was hard hiding you from us guards at the prison.

But this family is...

Ten times as noisy, and I still can't remember.

Sonny boy, are you awake?

Yes, ma'am.

Good, I brought you milk and cookies.

You always did love them so.

I did?

Yes, you did.

Oh, gee, there's so many things I don't remember.

I know, dear, but you will.

Praise the Lord.

Fantastic.

These are pretty good.

That's enough.

Thanks, Mom.

Do you remember the back roast I used to give to you

when you were little?

Oh, sure.

Well, not really.

Do you like them?

Very much. Would you like one now?

Sure, why not?

Let's sit this up here.

Okay.

Now, we're going to take this off.

Take this off.

Okay.

This is gonna be a fine looking young man.

They must have worked you like a demon to have muscles so hard.

Why you...

You always do like that, but then...

Do you remember now?

Oh yeah.

Oh wow.

Yes, don't he?

He's grown a lot, huh?

Woo.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, hi.

Hi, Mommy.

You miss your mother?

Oh, I miss her very much.

I miss you too, my boy.

It's been a long time.

Two or three.

And all your muscles look strong.

True.

All of them.

Take this off.

Oh yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, honey.

Yeah.

Oh, honey.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Oh wow.

Wow.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Hey.

Yeah.

This is wonderful.

I'm so happy for you.

You're so beautiful.

Yeah.

There.

You really like it.

So let me feel real good.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, you guys are so cute.

Remember how you used to sleep in the bathroom?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Here, let me put a pillow under your head.

Yeah.

You like that, don't you?

Oh, yes, I do.

Now you remember me?

Yeah, as a kid.

Remember how you used to sleep in the bathroom?

Yeah.

And from then?

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Here, let me put a pillow under your head.

You like that, don't you?

Oh, yes, I do.

Now you remember me?

Yeah.

Just vaguely, though.

Oh, this is so new, baby.

You like that?

That's right, you like that.

Oh, yeah.

That's nice, honey boy.

Oh, it's turning, yeah.

Oh, all right.

Yeah.

It's getting nice and sunny.

Oh, all right.

It's nice and hot.

Yeah.

Ten years.

Ten long years.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Between your legs again.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm going to try all kinds of kinky things now, huh?

T.V. is kinky, it's an experience.

That's another one, scary.

Let's go back.

I have to go back.

I'm just dreaming.

I play with Jody every night.

Oh, Jody.

Yeah, she had small tits.

Mommy, your tits are bigger.

I'm going to go to bed.

Your tits are bigger.

You're ending?

I'm going to go to bed.

Let me pull them back.

I guess so, baby. I guess so.

Let it hang.

Oh, look.

Oh yeah, oh yes.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, what?

Yeah.

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