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♪ HE'S >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE

♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH

♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪

♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOHHH ♪

♪ AHHHH ♪

♪ HE'S ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪

♪ DY-NO, ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪

♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH,

♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪

♪ OOOOHHHH ♪

♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

WELCOME >> WELCOME TO

WELCOME TO MASSA'S FRIED CHICKEN. HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

MASSA'S FRIED CHICKEN. HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY.

HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL BLACK DYNAMITE.

Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT THAT SECRET FORMULA IS.

DON'T YOU TELL BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT THAT

SECRET FORMULA IS. YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU

WHAT THAT SECRET FORMULA IS. YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, DADDY.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, DADDY. MR. MASSA WOULD FIRE ME.

THAT, DADDY. MR. MASSA WOULD FIRE ME. Black Dynamite: HMM.

MR. MASSA WOULD FIRE ME. Black Dynamite: HMM. WHOO!

Black Dynamite: HMM. WHOO! SALT, WHITE PEPPER, BLACK.

WHOO! SALT, WHITE PEPPER, BLACK PEPPER, PARSLEY, ROSEMARY,

SALT, WHITE PEPPER, BLACK PEPPER, PARSLEY, ROSEMARY, THYME, SAVORY SAGE, GARLIC

PEPPER, PARSLEY, ROSEMARY, THYME, SAVORY SAGE, GARLIC POWDER!

THYME, SAVORY SAGE, GARLIC POWDER! Black >> Black Dynamite:

Black Dynamite: YEAH, MAMA. JUST ONE MORE. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB AND.

JUST ONE MORE. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB AND SPICE,

BABY. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB AND SPICE, BABY. COME ON.

SPICE, BABY. COME ON. I FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD IS

COME ON. I FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD IS SHAKING! I FEEL

LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD IS SHAKING! [ GLASS SHATTERS ]

SHAKING! [ GLASS SHATTERS ] Black Dynamite: WAIT A.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] Black Dynamite: WAIT A MINUTE, MAMA.

Black Dynamite: WAIT A MINUTE, MAMA. IT AIN'T ME SHAKING YOUR WORLD.

MINUTE, MAMA. IT AIN'T ME SHAKING YOUR WORLD THIS TIME.

IT AIN'T ME SHAKING YOUR WORLD THIS TIME. DAMN IT, I WAS ONE SPICE AWAY.

THIS TIME. DAMN IT, I WAS ONE SPICE AWAY. WHO IS THIS INTERRUPTING MY

DAMN IT, I WAS ONE SPICE AWAY. WHO IS THIS INTERRUPTING MY SEDUCTION?

WHO IS THIS INTERRUPTING MY SEDUCTION? [ GRUNTS ]

SEDUCTION? [ GRUNTS ] AAH!

♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [ GUN COCKS ]

ABOUT! [ GUN COCKS ] BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU HAVEN'T

[ GUN COCKS ] BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, MAN.

BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, MAN. Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN!

CHANGED A BIT, MAN. Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN! THE ONLY COOL CRACKER I EVER MET.

Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN! THE ONLY COOL CRACKER I EVER MET IN THE C.I.A.

THE ONLY COOL CRACKER I EVER MET IN THE C.I.A. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

IN THE C.I.A. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IS THERE SOMEWHERE QUIETER WE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IS THERE SOMEWHERE QUIETER WE CAN TALK?

IS THERE SOMEWHERE QUIETER WE CAN TALK? WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER!

CAN TALK? WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER! AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR

WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER! AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR DICK!

AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR DICK! ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

Black >> Black Dynamite:

Black Dynamite: TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS VISIT, DENNIS FLYNN? AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?

OWE THIS VISIT, DENNIS FLYNN? AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 15 YEARS AGO, THE SCHOOL

AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 15 YEARS AGO, THE SCHOOL SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY WAS

15 YEARS AGO, THE SCHOOL SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY WAS TOTALLY IN THE BOMB DROPPER.

SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY WAS TOTALLY IN THE BOMB DROPPER. Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN THE.

TOTALLY IN THE BOMB DROPPER. Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN

THE [BLEEP] Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN THE [BLEEP] EXACTLY.

[BLEEP] EXACTLY. Black Dynamite: GO ON.

EXACTLY. Black Dynamite: GO ON. PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE, AND.

Black Dynamite: GO ON. PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE, AND FUNDS WERE TIGHT, SO THE C.I.A.

PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE, AND FUNDS WERE TIGHT,

SO THE C.I.A. STARTED A COVERT OP DESIGNED TO

FUNDS WERE TIGHT, SO THE C.I.A. STARTED A COVERT

OP DESIGNED TO EDUCATE KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY

STARTED A COVERT OP DESIGNED TO EDUCATE KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY MONEY OR PEOPLE.

EDUCATE KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY MONEY OR PEOPLE. Black Dynamite: HMM.

MONEY OR PEOPLE. Black Dynamite: HMM. "THE PUPPET SHOW."

Black Dynamite: HMM. "THE PUPPET SHOW." THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

"THE PUPPET SHOW." THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE. THIS IS T.F. KURTIS... A.K.A.

THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE. THIS IS T.F.

KURTIS... A.K.A. THAT FROG KURTIS, ONE OF THE

THIS IS T.F. KURTIS... A.K.A. THAT FROG KURTIS,

ONE OF THE MOST OUTSTANDING EDUCATORS THIS

THAT FROG KURTIS, ONE OF THE MOST OUTSTANDING

EDUCATORS THIS COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED.

MOST OUTSTANDING EDUCATORS THIS COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED. Black Dynamite: THAT FROG.

COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED. Black Dynamite: THAT FROG KURTIS MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN.

Black Dynamite: THAT FROG KURTIS MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN I AM TODAY.

KURTIS MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN I AM TODAY. HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE IMPORTANT

I AM TODAY. HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE IMPORTANT [BLEEP] LIKE, "POLLUTING IS NOT"

HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE IMPORTANT [BLEEP] LIKE,

"POLLUTING IS NOT GIVING A HOOT," AND, "IF ANYONE

[BLEEP] LIKE, "POLLUTING IS NOT GIVING A HOOT,"

AND, "IF ANYONE CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S

GIVING A HOOT," AND, "IF ANYONE CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S ME."

CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S ME." I KNOW THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

ME." I KNOW THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

I KNOW THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS THAT

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS

THAT THAT FROG KURTIS HAS GONE ROGUE.

NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS THAT THAT FROG KURTIS

HAS GONE ROGUE. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT FROG KURTIS HAS GONE ROGUE. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S PLANNING, BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S PLANNING, BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S BIG, AND IT'S SCHEDULED TO GO

PLANNING, BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S BIG, AND IT'S

SCHEDULED TO GO DOWN TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON

BIG, AND IT'S SCHEDULED TO GO DOWN TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON NATIONAL TV.

DOWN TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON NATIONAL TV. WE NEED YOU TO STOP HIM BEFORE

NATIONAL TV. WE NEED YOU TO STOP HIM BEFORE IT'S...

WE NEED YOU TO STOP HIM BEFORE IT'S... Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF.

IT'S... Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF THE PHRASE "BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T."

Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF THE PHRASE "BLACK

DYNAMITE AIN'T [BLEEP] WITH YOU HONKIES FROM."

THE PHRASE "BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T [BLEEP] WITH

YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. NO MORE" IS IT YOU

"[BLEEP] WITH YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. NO

MORE" IS IT YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T

"THE C.I.A. NO MORE" IS IT YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T UNDERSTAND?

HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T UNDERSTAND? THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKIES,

UNDERSTAND? THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKIES, BLACK DYNAMITE!

THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKIES, BLACK DYNAMITE! IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN.

BLACK DYNAMITE! IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN. Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW.

IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN. Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW WHAT, DENNIS FLYNN?

Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW WHAT, DENNIS FLYNN? I NEVER TOLD NOBODY THIS.

WHAT, DENNIS FLYNN? I NEVER TOLD NOBODY THIS. BUT I USED TO BE A CHILDREN.

I NEVER TOLD NOBODY THIS. BUT I USED TO BE A CHILDREN. [ TELEVISION PLAYING ]

BUT I USED TO BE A CHILDREN. [ TELEVISION PLAYING ] [ SOBBING ]

[ TELEVISION PLAYING ] [ SOBBING ] NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU AND

[ SOBBING ] NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU AND SAY I'M JUST GOING OUT FOR A

NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU AND SAY I'M JUST GOING OUT FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES, BUT THE

SAY I'M JUST GOING OUT FOR A PACK OF

CIGARETTES, BUT THE TRUTH IS I'M LEAVING YOU TO

PACK OF CIGARETTES, BUT THE TRUTH IS I'M

LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE

TRUTH IS I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF.

RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF. NOW, DIG IT WHILE YOU CAN,

BY YOURSELF. NOW, DIG IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE THE LIGHT JUST TURNED

NOW, DIG IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE THE LIGHT JUST TURNED MOTHER [BLEEP] GREEN.

BECAUSE THE LIGHT JUST TURNED MOTHER [BLEEP] GREEN. BYE, BITCH.

MOTHER [BLEEP] GREEN. BYE, BITCH. THREE MINUS ONE EQUALS TWO.

BYE, BITCH. THREE MINUS ONE EQUALS TWO. [ DOOR SLAMS ]

THREE MINUS ONE EQUALS TWO. [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ Echoing ] SNAP OUT OF IT,

[ DOOR SLAMS ] [ Echoing ] SNAP OUT OF IT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

[ Echoing ] SNAP OUT OF IT, BLACK DYNAMITE. Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN,

BLACK DYNAMITE. Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN, I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION.

Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN, I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO

I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO PUPPET

CREAM CREAM CORN, CREAM CORN, HONEY

CREAM CORN, HONEY BEE, BULLHORN, I APPRECIATE

Y'ALL MAKING THE TIME TO ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A

I APPRECIATE Y'ALL MAKING THE TIME TO ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A SHORT NOTICE.

TIME TO ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A SHORT NOTICE. Honey Bee: YOU KNOW I'll DO.

SHORT NOTICE. Honey Bee: YOU KNOW I'll DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR SEXY ASS.

Honey Bee: YOU KNOW I'll DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR SEXY ASS. Cream Corn: IT'S COOL, B.D.

ANYTHING FOR YOUR SEXY ASS. Cream Corn: IT'S

COOL, B.D. I NEEDED TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S.

Cream Corn: IT'S COOL, B.D. I NEEDED TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S HOUSE ANYWAY.

I NEEDED TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S HOUSE ANYWAY. SHE WAS COLD TRIPPING.

HOUSE ANYWAY. SHE WAS COLD TRIPPING. SHE TALKING ABOUT SOME,

SHE WAS COLD TRIPPING. SHE TALKING ABOUT SOME, "CREAM CORN, TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

SHE TALKING ABOUT SOME, "CREAM CORN, TAKE OUT THE TRASH. CREAM CORN, CLEAN OUT YOUR

"CREAM CORN, TAKE OUT THE TRASH. CREAM CORN, CLEAN OUT YOUR ROOM."

CREAM CORN, CLEAN OUT YOUR ROOM." I'M LIKE, "MAMA, BITCH, PIMPS

ROOM." I'M LIKE, "MAMA, BITCH, PIMPS DON'T DO CHORES."

I'M LIKE, "MAMA, BITCH, PIMPS DON'T DO CHORES." Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I.

DON'T DO CHORES." Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU GOT THE WARM AND.

Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU GOT

THE WARM AND FUZZIES FOR PUPPET STREET, BUT.

KNOW YOU GOT THE WARM AND FUZZIES FOR PUPPET

STREET, BUT TONIGHT, WE MIGHT BE WEARING

FUZZIES FOR PUPPET STREET, BUT TONIGHT, WE MIGHT BE WEARING THEIR ASSES ON OUR MOTHER

TONIGHT, WE MIGHT BE WEARING THEIR ASSES ON OUR MOTHER [BLEEP] FEET.

THEIR ASSES ON OUR MOTHER [BLEEP] FEET. [ GUNFIRE, INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[BLEEP] FEET. [ GUNFIRE, INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] FUZZY PIMPS, FURRY HUSTLERS, AND

[ GUNFIRE, INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] FUZZY PIMPS, FURRY HUSTLERS, AND HAIRY HOES.

FUZZY PIMPS, FURRY HUSTLERS, AND HAIRY HOES. LOOKS LIKE PUPPET STREET DONE

HAIRY HOES. LOOKS LIKE PUPPET STREET DONE GONE GRIMY GHETTO.

LOOKS LIKE PUPPET STREET DONE GONE GRIMY GHETTO. OH, NO!

GONE GRIMY GHETTO. OH, NO! Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M.

OH, NO! Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT.

Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M STARTING TO GET THE

FEELING THAT THAT PUPPET SHOW WE SEE ON TV IS.

STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT THAT PUPPET SHOW WE SEE ON TV IS JUST A SHOW.

THAT PUPPET SHOW WE SEE ON TV IS JUST A SHOW. THAT'S RIGHT!

JUST A SHOW. THAT'S RIGHT! YOU ON PUPPET TURF NOW, BITCHES!

THAT'S RIGHT! YOU ON PUPPET TURF NOW, BITCHES! Black Dynamite: CRENSHAW THE.

YOU ON PUPPET TURF NOW, BITCHES! Black Dynamite:

CRENSHAW THE SLIME... THE PUPPET THAT LOVES.

Black Dynamite: CRENSHAW THE SLIME... THE PUPPET THAT LOVES TO HATE.

SLIME... THE PUPPET THAT LOVES TO HATE. YEAH, THAT'S ME,

TO HATE. YEAH, THAT'S ME, BLACK-ASS DYNAMITE!

YEAH, THAT'S ME, BLACK-ASS DYNAMITE! AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I

BLACK-ASS DYNAMITE! AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I REALLY HATE, IT'S A BIG-ASS,

AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I REALLY HATE, IT'S A BIG-ASS, SHINY-ASS, GREASY-ASS

REALLY HATE, IT'S A BIG-ASS, SHINY-ASS, GREASY-ASS ACTION-FIGURE NEGRO LIKE...

SHINY-ASS, GREASY-ASS ACTION-FIGURE NEGRO LIKE... Black Dynamite: OH!

ACTION-FIGURE NEGRO LIKE... Black Dynamite: OH! >>

Black >> Black Dynamite:

Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN, LAY A GRENADE ON.

HYAH! >>

HYAH! >> OH HYAH! >> OH [BLEEP]

HYAH! OH [BLEEP] I HATE GRENADES!

OH [BLEEP] I HATE GRENADES! ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

I HATE GRENADES! ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE OHH, BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU

♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE OHH, BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU AIN'T [BLEEP]

OHH, BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU AIN'T [BLEEP] Black Dynamite: NOW, WE NEED.

AIN'T [BLEEP] Black Dynamite: NOW, WE NEED TO SPLIT BEFORE THESE PUPPETS...

Black Dynamite: NOW, WE NEED TO SPLIT BEFORE THESE PUPPETS... [ GUNS COCK

[ THUDDING

THAT THAT FROG THAT FROG KURTIS?

THAT FROG KURTIS? NO, IT'S THAT KING PIMP KURTIS NOW,

NO, IT'S THAT KING PIMP KURTIS NOW, MOTHER [BLEEP]

THAT KING PIMP KURTIS NOW, MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET, MOTHER [BLEEP]

MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET, MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET!

RIBBET, MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET! AND I GUESS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

RIBBET! AND I GUESS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT SUPER [BLEEP]

AND I GUESS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT SUPER [BLEEP] BLACK DYNAMITE.

BE THAT SUPER [BLEEP] BLACK DYNAMITE. SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO,

BLACK DYNAMITE. SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, IT'S NOT TRUE?

SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, IT'S NOT TRUE? Black Dynamite: NO, IT IS.

SO, IT'S NOT TRUE? Black Dynamite: NO, IT IS TRUE.

Black Dynamite: NO, IT IS TRUE. IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET EVER.

TRUE. IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET EVER CALLED ME [BLEEP] BEFORE.

IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET EVER CALLED ME

[BLEEP] BEFORE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF DIABOLICAL

CALLED ME [BLEEP] BEFORE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF

DIABOLICAL DIRT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THESE

NOW, WHAT KIND OF DIABOLICAL DIRT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THESE KIDS?

DIRT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THESE KIDS? OH, I GOT YOUR DIABOLICAL

KIDS? OH, I GOT YOUR DIABOLICAL DIRT RIGHT HERE!

OH, I GOT YOUR DIABOLICAL DIRT RIGHT HERE! DIABOLICAL THESE NUTS!

DIRT RIGHT HERE! DIABOLICAL THESE NUTS! IN YOUR FACE!

DIABOLICAL THESE NUTS! IN YOUR FACE! [ FINGERS SNAP ]

IN YOUR FACE! [ FINGERS SNAP ] I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING.

[ FINGERS SNAP ] I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING. I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING.

I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING. I KNOW YOU HEAR

ME SNAPPING. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE, HO. WHAT'S THIS?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE, HO.

WHAT'S THIS? YOU KNOW MY MONEY SUPPOSED TO BE

WAIT A MINUTE, HO. WHAT'S THIS? YOU KNOW MY MONEY

SUPPOSED TO BE FOLDED, NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH.

YOU KNOW MY MONEY SUPPOSED TO BE FOLDED, NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH. AAH!

FOLDED, NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH. AAH! Cream Corn: MAN, YOU AIN'T.

AAH! Cream Corn: MAN, YOU AIN'T PIMPIN'!

Cream Corn: MAN, YOU AIN'T PIMPIN'! THOSE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY.

PIMPIN'! THOSE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY CHILDREN ARE KIDS.

THOSE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY CHILDREN ARE KIDS. WHERE YOUR BITCHES AT?

CHILDREN ARE KIDS. WHERE YOUR BITCHES AT? THESE KIDS MY [BLEEP] DAMN

WHERE YOUR BITCHES AT? THESE KIDS MY [BLEEP] DAMN BITCHES, HUH!

THESE KIDS MY [BLEEP] DAMN BITCHES, HUH! AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH, TOO,

BITCHES, HUH! AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH, TOO, YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER.

AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH, TOO, YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP] MOUTH.

YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP] MOUTH. YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED ACROSS

[BLEEP] MOUTH. YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED ACROSS YOUR [BLEEP] FACE WITH A FROG

YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED ACROSS YOUR [BLEEP] FACE WITH A FROG DICK, HUH?

YOUR [BLEEP] FACE WITH A FROG DICK, HUH? Cream Corn: OH, HELL NO.

DICK, HUH? Cream Corn: OH, HELL NO. YOU AIN'T GONNA... AAH!

Cream Corn: OH, HELL NO. YOU AIN'T GONNA... AAH! WHAT WAS THAT?

YOU AIN'T GONNA... AAH! WHAT WAS THAT? I-I-I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THAT

WHAT WAS THAT? I-I-I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THAT TIME.

I-I-I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THAT TIME. IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD A FROG

TIME. IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD A FROG DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD A FROG DICK IN YOUR MOUTH. Black Dynamite: WHY,

DICK IN YOUR MOUTH. Black Dynamite: WHY, THAT FROG

KURTIS? Black Dynamite: WHY, THAT FROG KURTIS? WHY?

THAT FROG KURTIS? WHY? WHY? WHY?

WHY? WHY? WHY? [ LAUGHS ]

WHY? WHY? [ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR

[ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BIG BLACK DYNAMITE TO LEARN A

YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BIG BLACK DYNAMITE TO LEARN A LITTLE LESSON.

BIG BLACK DYNAMITE TO LEARN A LITTLE LESSON. LISTEN AND LEARN,

LITTLE LESSON. LISTEN AND LEARN, BLACK DYNAMITE, 'CAUSE

LISTEN AND LEARN, BLACK DYNAMITE, 'CAUSE THAT FROG KURTIS IS A

BLACK DYNAMITE, 'CAUSE THAT FROG KURTIS IS A STRAIGHT-UP PIMP!

THAT FROG KURTIS IS A STRAIGHT-UP PIMP! RIBBET! RIBBET!

STRAIGHT-UP PIMP! RIBBET! RIBBET! [ Rapping ] ♪ 30 YEARS ON PUBLIC

RIBBET! RIBBET! [ Rapping ] ♪ 30 YEARS ON PUBLIC TV ♪

[ Rapping ] ♪ 30 YEARS ON PUBLIC TV ♪ ♪ YEAH

TV ♪ >> ♪ YEAH TV ♪ >> ♪ YEAH >>

TV ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ RAISIN' THESE [BLEEP] DAMN

♪ YEAH ♪ RAISIN' THESE [BLEEP] DAMN KIDS FOR FREE! ♪

♪ RAISIN' THESE [BLEEP] DAMN KIDS FOR FREE! ♪ ♪ THAT [BLEEP] IS OVER NOW

KIDS FOR FREE! ♪ ♪ THAT [BLEEP] IS OVER NOW ♪ THAT'S NOT HAPPENING

♪ THAT [BLEEP] IS OVER NOW ♪ THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ♪ NOW I GETS MY GREEN FROM

♪ THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ♪ NOW I GETS MY GREEN FROM HUSTLIN' ♪

♪ NOW I GETS MY GREEN FROM HUSTLIN' ♪ ♪ KIDS

HUSTLIN' ♪ ♪ KIDS ♪ MY ARM IS SKINNY, BUT I'll

♪ KIDS ♪ MY ARM IS SKINNY, BUT I'll SLAP YOUR FACE! ♪

♪ MY ARM IS SKINNY, BUT I'll SLAP YOUR FACE! ♪ ♪ PIMP HAND STRONG

SLAP YOUR FACE! ♪ ♪ PIMP HAND STRONG ♪ SO DAMN STRONG ♪

PIMP HAND STRONG ♪ SO DAMN STRONG ♪ I HAVE THE POWER OF

♪ SO DAMN STRONG ♪ I HAVE THE POWER OF PERSUASION ♪

♪ I HAVE THE POWER OF PERSUASION ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A KID!

PERSUASION ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A KID! ♪ GIRL, BOY, BLACK, OR

♪ GIVE ME A KID! ♪ GIRL, BOY, BLACK, OR WHITAY ♪

♪ GIRL, BOY, BLACK, OR WHITAY ♪ ♪ COME AND ROB YOUR MAMAS AND

WHITAY ♪ ♪ COME AND ROB YOUR MAMAS AND DADDIES FOR ME ♪

♪ COME AND ROB YOUR MAMAS AND DADDIES FOR ME ♪ ♪ ROB YOUR MAMA, JACK YOUR

DADDIES FOR ME ♪ ♪ ROB YOUR MAMA, JACK YOUR DADDIES ♪

♪ ROB YOUR MAMA, JACK YOUR DADDIES ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER

DADDIES ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP] KIDS TO FROGGY ♪

♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP] KIDS TO FROGGY ♪ ♪ RAISED BY THE TV, HAVEN'T

[BLEEP] KIDS TO FROGGY ♪ ♪ RAISED BY THE TV, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪

♪ RAISED BY THE TV, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪ ♪ THEY'LL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN

YOU HEARD? ♪ ♪ THEY'LL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I GIVE THE WORD! ♪

♪ THEY'LL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I GIVE THE WORD! ♪ ♪ YOU WON'T BELIEVE, THEY'RE

I GIVE THE WORD! ♪ ♪ YOU WON'T BELIEVE, THEY'RE SO NAIVE ♪

♪ YOU WON'T BELIEVE, THEY'RE SO NAIVE ♪ ♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP

SO NAIVE ♪ ♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP ♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB THE NATION

♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP ♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB THE NATION ♪ WHEN THE KIDS TUNE IN TO THE

♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB THE NATION ♪ WHEN THE KIDS TUNE IN TO THE PUBLIC TV STATION ♪

♪ WHEN THE KIDS TUNE IN TO THE PUBLIC TV STATION ♪ I'M ABOUT TO BE ON TOP OF THE

PUBLIC TV STATION ♪ I'M ABOUT TO BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD!

I'M ABOUT TO BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD! GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK, BABY!

WORLD! GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK, BABY! RIBBET!

NOW, NOW, IN NOW, IN FIVE

NOW, IN FIVE MINUTES, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF POWER A FROG REALLY GOT, JACK.

SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF POWER A FROG REALLY GOT, JACK. WHOEVER SAID THE REVOLUTION

FROG REALLY GOT, JACK. WHOEVER SAID THE REVOLUTION WASN'T GONNA BE TELEVISED DIDN'T

WHOEVER SAID THE REVOLUTION WASN'T GONNA BE

TELEVISED DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS

WASN'T GONNA BE TELEVISED DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT, SUCKA!

KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS TALKING

ABOUT, SUCKA! Bullhorn: MAN, BLACK DYNAMITE.

TALKING ABOUT, SUCKA! Bullhorn: MAN, BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NOBODY'S SUCKA, YOU.

Bullhorn: MAN, BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NOBODY'S

SUCKA, YOU FLY-SOUP-EATING MOTHER [BLEEP]

AIN'T NOBODY'S SUCKA, YOU FLY-SOUP-EATING MOTHER [BLEEP] [ LAUGHS ]

FLY-SOUP-EATING MOTHER [BLEEP] [ LAUGHS ] WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

[ LAUGHS ] WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? DR. SEUSS? HUH?

WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? DR. SEUSS? HUH? WE HAVE THE BLACK-ASS DR. SEUSS

DR. SEUSS? HUH? WE HAVE THE BLACK-ASS DR. SEUSS IN HERE.

WE HAVE THE BLACK-ASS DR. SEUSS IN HERE. [ LAUGHS ]

IN HERE. [ LAUGHS ] NOW, QUIET ON THE SET, JACK!

[ LAUGHS ] NOW, QUIET ON THE SET, JACK! I MEAN IT! SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!

NOW, QUIET ON THE SET, JACK! I MEAN IT! SHUT

THE [BLEEP] UP! AFTER THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR

I MEAN IT! SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP! AFTER THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR ASSES, PLEASE.

AFTER THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR ASSES,

PLEASE. PLEASE. ASSES, PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

PLEASE. PLEASE. HEY, KIDS, I WANT TO THANK YOU

PLEASE. HEY, KIDS, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN TO A VERY SPECIAL

HEY, KIDS, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN

TO A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF "THE PUPPET SHOW!"

FOR TUNING IN TO A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF

"THE PUPPET SHOW!" I HOPE YOU ALL REMEMBERED TO

EPISODE OF "THE PUPPET SHOW!" I HOPE YOU ALL REMEMBERED TO BRING ONE OF YOUR MAMA'S

I HOPE YOU ALL REMEMBERED TO BRING ONE OF YOUR MAMA'S STOCKINGS, GUNS, GLOVES, LIKE I

BRING ONE OF YOUR MAMA'S STOCKINGS, GUNS,

GLOVES, LIKE I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S

STOCKINGS, GUNS, GLOVES, LIKE I TOLD YOU LAST

WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN THIS WEEK!

TOLD YOU LAST WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN THIS WEEK! [ CHEERING ]

GONNA GO DOWN THIS WEEK! [ CHEERING ] [ GUN COCKS ]

[ CHEERING ] [ GUN COCKS ] Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ]

[ GUN COCKS ] Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ] SUEY! SUEY!

Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ] SUEY! SUEY! AAH!

SUEY! SUEY! AAH! AAH! OHH!

AAH! AAH! OHH! Black Dynamite: [ SCREAMS ]

AAH! OHH! Black Dynamite: [ SCREAMS ] NOW, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS.

Black Dynamite: [ SCREAMS ] NOW, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS "MONEY."

NOW, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS "MONEY." AS IN "KING PIMP SUPER KURT

"MONEY." AS IN "KING PIMP SUPER KURT NEEDS YOU TO BRING ALL THE

AS IN "KING PIMP SUPER KURT NEEDS YOU TO BRING ALL THE MONEY."

NEEDS YOU TO BRING ALL THE MONEY." SAY IT, KIDS, WITH ME.

MONEY." SAY IT, KIDS, WITH ME. "MONEY."

SAY IT, KIDS, WITH ME. "MONEY." All: MONEY!

"MONEY." All: MONEY! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!

All: MONEY! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! Cream Corn: YEAH, SUCKA.

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! Cream Corn: YEAH, SUCKA. Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS.

Cream Corn: YEAH, SUCKA. Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE HONEY

BEE! Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE HONEY BEE! I WILL STING YOU!

WITH THE HONEY BEE! I WILL STING YOU! I WILL STING YOUR ASS!

I WILL STING YOU! I WILL STING YOUR ASS! Cream Corn: COME ON! I

WILL STING YOUR ASS! Cream Corn: COME ON! LET'S GO, LITTLE JACK.

Cream Corn: COME ON! LET'S GO, LITTLE JACK. OHH!

LET'S GO, LITTLE JACK. OHH! Cream Corn: I GOT YOU,

OHH! Cream Corn: I GOT YOU, SUCKER. Cream Corn: I GOT YOU, SUCKER. DAISY KICK.

SUCKER. DAISY KICK. Bullhorn: HA!

DAISY KICK. Bullhorn: HA! [ SCREAMS ]

Bullhorn: HA! [ SCREAMS ] Bullhorn: TAKE THAT!

[ SCREAMS ] Bullhorn: TAKE THAT! [ SCREAMS

[ CREAK!

Black >> Black Dynamite:

Black Dynamite: OHH! S-S-SUEY! AAH!

S-S-SUEY! AAH! [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

AAH! [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] AAH!

NOW, >> NOW, LISTEN >> NOW, LISTEN TO

NOW, LISTEN TO FROGGY, BABY. [ LAUGHS ] 'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW... YOU KNOW

[ LAUGHS ] 'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW... YOU KNOW AND I KNOW... THAT

'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW... YOU KNOW AND I KNOW... THAT THAT FROG KURTIS IS A...

AND I KNOW... THAT THAT FROG KURTIS IS A... JIVE-ASS MOTHER [BLEEP]

THAT FROG KURTIS IS A... JIVE-ASS MOTHER [BLEEP] [ SCREAMS ]

JIVE-ASS MOTHER [BLEEP] [ SCREAMS ] ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

[ SCREAMS ] ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE WAIT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE WAIT, BLACK DYNAMITE. COME ON, NOW. COME ON.

WAIT, BLACK DYNAMITE. COME ON, NOW. COME ON. I'M PART OF EVERY LESSON YOU

COME ON, NOW. COME ON. I'M PART OF EVERY LESSON YOU EVER LEARNED.

I'M PART OF EVERY LESSON YOU EVER LEARNED. I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU... I GOT

EVER LEARNED. I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU OUT OF PEEING IN THE BED.

I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU OUT OF

PEEING IN THE BED. YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR

YOU OUT OF PEEING IN THE BED. YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE!

YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE! YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR

THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE! YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE!

YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE! [ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU.

THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE! [ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD.

[ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF.

TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF. BYE, BITCH!

BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF. BYE, BITCH! YOU AND ME ARE LIKE ONE.

BYE, BITCH! YOU AND ME ARE LIKE ONE. DON'T LET THE MAN PIT US AGAINST

YOU AND ME ARE LIKE ONE. DON'T LET THE MAN PIT US AGAINST EACH OTHER, OKAY?

DON'T LET THE MAN PIT US AGAINST EACH OTHER, OKAY? [ SHING! ]

EACH OTHER, OKAY? [ SHING! ] Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ]

[ SHING! ] Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ] AAH!

BLACK BLACK DYNAMITE, BLACK DYNAMITE, THANK

BLACK DYNAMITE, THANK YOU FOR COMING ON "THE

PUPPET SHOW," AS MY SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST

COMING ON "THE PUPPET SHOW," AS MY SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST FRIEND.

MY SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST FRIEND. AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET ABOUT

FRIEND. AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT FROG KURTIS WAS

AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT FROG KURTIS WAS SAYING.

EVERYTHING THAT FROG KURTIS WAS SAYING. I WAS IN MAKE-BELIEVE LAND, BUT

SAYING. I WAS IN MAKE-BELIEVE LAND, BUT BLACK DYNAMITE TOOK ME OUT OF

I WAS IN MAKE-BELIEVE LAND, BUT BLACK DYNAMITE TOOK ME OUT OF IT.

BLACK DYNAMITE TOOK ME OUT OF IT. RIGHT, KIDS?

IT. RIGHT, KIDS? [ SCREAMS ]

RIGHT, KIDS? [ SCREAMS ] ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE