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♪ Music
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High school, some
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say, is the most important
time in a young person's life.
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This story is about the last
weekend before my friends
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and I started our
senior year. It all started
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with my dream about Brittany.
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[whispers] Oh yeah, baby
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um, yeah.
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Umm, yeah, baby.
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Hi, Domino.
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What's with the cap and
gown? Graduation's like 9
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months away. I wanna be
prepared. Are you prepared?
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Always.
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You're gonna need a bigger size.
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You know this will never happen,
right?
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I know, I know.
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Do you want this, baby?
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Come and get it.
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[kissing]
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Domino
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uh... [alarm rings]
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♪ music
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[sigh]
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Domino...
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What the...
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[laughs] Eh, it was worth it.
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[birds singing]
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[waves crashing]
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So tell me again why we
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had to get here so early?
To get a good spot. I see.
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Do you have the thing, then?
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What's wrong with
you? Nothing. Kevin.
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Misha, honey,
he's so last season's
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catalogue. You need to get yourself out of that
clarence rack and kick his ass to the curb.
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I have dildo that's
more exciting than he is.
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[laughing] I hate the beach.
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Yeah
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[knocking] What? Already?
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[sigh]
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Here they come.
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These are my boys.
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Jackson. Best
thing about him is he
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thinks he's a ladies man.
Worst thing about him is
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he thinks he's a ladies man. Kevin,
the
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brainiac of the group. Best
thing about him is his love for
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Misha. The worst thing
about him is his love for
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Misha.
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There we go.
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Burrito and milk?
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Breakfast of champions,
right? That's nasty. This is the way
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to start the day, man.
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Alright. Jacko,
who's it going to be this year?
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It's not that simple,
man. Sure it is. Just look at it from all
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angles. And curves. Um-hum.
[laughing] Let's compare
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In this corner,
you have Jen: brunette,
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athletic,
a real jumping bean with a madona
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- like inner sex child. A
hyper girl is a horny girl
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However, it's bone dry in the
bank of common sense. Right.
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Right, right, right. But in this corner,
you have Tracy, the
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magnificently, bootylicious,
Tracy. Whooh.
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She's sweet,
sexy as hell, and she's
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daddy giving her whatever she wants.
Although, I see that as a bad thing.
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Yeah, I'm with you on that, because a
high class piece of ass requires a lot of
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of cash. So... Aye,
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What about Nadine? The foreign
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exchange student? [grunts]
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I mean, but hey,
I'm no expert at
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contingencies of the heart. I mean, all my
knowledge comes from Fifth Wheel and Elemidate.
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And, this poor bastard over here
has been stuck in a rut for two years.
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And, this poor bastard over here has been stuck in
a rut the last two years with girl he thinks he's in
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love with. Whoa. Um-hum. Enough about him,
man. What up with you and Brittany?
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Awe, what, you've been jockin' that southrn
pony since she came here, man. [laughing]
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What are you enthusiast for sex
with animals? Huh, gitty up, cowboy!
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[Laughing] Jesus Christ, man. How many times
do I have to go over this with you two?
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Until you convince me,
there's nothing there.
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She's the standard. I mean, men line up
at the bathroom door to flush her toilet.
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She's out of our legue.
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Alright man. Let me
tell you something.
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Either you hurry up and
tap that country ass or I will.
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[laughing]
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He's full of shit,
man I don't know.
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[dog barking]
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Eh, you wouldn't... you
wouldn't really..pEh, man
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if I don't, somebody else will.
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Yo, yo,
yo! What's crakalackin' my
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peoples. PJ. Let's just say,
neither
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Eminem nor Vanilla Ice would be
caught dead hanging out with him.
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[sniff] What's the matter,
PJ? Start spreading?
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Yeah, tell your mom's I want my money back,
yo! [laughing]
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The realist, yea! Yo,
for reals, 'tho...
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I just a little sinus infection and
shit. Yeah, what do you want?
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Awe, can of whip cream
and some chocolate pudding.
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You know what I mean? Where's
Picaso when you need him, huh?
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Yo, screw that yo,
give me Betty Crocka. Yo, check it. 1-2...
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Yum, yum,
yu. I'mma show how fun this desert can be.
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Watch it,
man. Watch me spit game like a AK.
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Awe, man. That PJ's messed up. Yeah,
let's go.
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He's no shame. He
has no brain cells.
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He lives in a world filled with
marijuana smoke and visions of the Paris
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Hilton sex video.
What a beautiful pace.
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Yo, open the door,
yo. Hurry up! What the hell?
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Okay. [yelling]
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What the hell? Get your white ass from me. PWhy
you gotta call me white andpshit? You know I be
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tannin'. Go hurry up! You dumb,
fucking Beastie Boy reject
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I know you didn't just jump in my car,
man. Where'd whitie go?
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Oh, damn.
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You in it now man. What they say
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they looking angry. Lookin' at you. Oh,
man, I fuck up this time, yo.
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He's cool,
man. Misunderstanding.
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Yo, he's looking at me.
He's kinda off kilter, man.
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He's just a little..you know?
You got my back on this one?
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There's something wrong with him.
We'll get him later. Just chill out man.
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He's gay. He's just
goofin' off. He's ay? Yeah.
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He's gay, man. Little fag.
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Yo,
stay up. Get with ya'll later.
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Oh man. Thank you, guys.
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I owe you man. Just 'cause I
start nibblin' on that shortie's ear.
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Nigga, start vexin' and shit Yo, he
said niggas?! Yo, you... Hey, it's cool...
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One love, one love, man. What'd you
say to them? pl told 'em you were gay.
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Oh hell know, man,
why you gotta go and do that? You know I
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gotta represent. Nah, really, really,
I just gave them your address. They can
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just can have their night by themselves
and beat you up later. pAh, now I
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gots to move out my house. My
mom's gonna be happy as shit.
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Alright, that's enough. Get
the hell out of my car. Now!
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My pleasure,
you frosted chereo eatin' mamas boys.
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Yo, we bashin' esta noche,
right? Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe I'll check you
later 'round the LBC, chillin' with
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CC puffin' some love. But, hey,
keep it on the DL 'cause the
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5-0 be all up in my biz and shit. Yo,
word?
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Right, yo.
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See that smoke?
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♪ Music [birds chirping]
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[sigh]
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Man, how can you hate the beach?
Cause it's empty. Kinda like your sex life.
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Ha ha. At least I'm not pussy
whipped. pWait, you think I'm
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pussy whipped? Whapish!
[laughing] Oh don't you say a word.
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Man, you whipped by a female
that ain't even your girlfriend.
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Besides, I don't know what kind of nasty
shit you got, Mr. I screw anyone anywhere
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no matter how fat or
how how dirty. [laughing]
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Oh wait,
there they are. Let's go.
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♪ Music
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When the lights are off
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they're whoever you what them to
be. I'm not judging but I'm just not
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interested in it. I'm
saving myself. For who?
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Me. In your dreams.
What up ladies?
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Uh, see ladies,
this is why my weekend are
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for meeting new guys. So that I
won't have to keep fucking the old ones.
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Hey, well thanks for sparing us the
sequel. No one want to see another bad
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variation of a good
movie. Whatever Jackson
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[gurgling] Urg. Maybe a burrito for
breakfast wasn't such a good idea.
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[farts] [laughing]
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Out of the way man.
Emergency. [farting sounds]
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[caughing]
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[grunting]
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Hey, man. How 'bout a curtesy
flush?! How 'bout leaving me alone, huh?
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You see, girls
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there are two lessons to be
learned here. Number one, never
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long term. And, second,
learn how to make
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yourself cum,
cause 9 times out of 10, he won't.
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Thought you said there'd only be cute guys here.
PI thought you were going topshave your mustache.
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Is a little maturity too
much to ask? I'm sorry.
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Truth is
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I've been wanting to tell
you something for a long time.
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Your breath smells like cow s-
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[laughing] As I was saying
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Men are like babies. They just
want be told what to do and and
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Men are like babies. They just want
be told what to do and and when to do it.
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You are so full
of shit. Oh really?
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Kevin, Well Misha tell me you
only lasted a minute and 32 seconds
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last Friday. [laughing]
What? Can I talk to you?
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Right now. Right.
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Was that necessary? The point I was
trying to make is that men just want to be
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dominated. Isn't
that right Jackson?
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[spanking sounds]
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[yelling]
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Oh Lord, Lord, Lord!
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[laughing] Pussy.
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Jackson? Jackson?
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Jackson?
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Oh, hey Trac
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Yeah, let's go over here
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What Kevin? What?!
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I can't believe you forced me
out here on such a shitty day.
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I'd rather be inside,
painting my nails and watching Grease.
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[laughing] You tell that
walking STD what we do in bed?
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It's the last day of summer and I have
to deal with this? No technically it's not
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the end of summer. 'Cuase
summer never ends. It takes a recess.
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Next year will be another
summer and so on and so on.
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Why are you being like this?
I'm just saying it the way it is.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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Think about it.
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Your saying, drinking non-alcoholic beer
and having an unlit cigaret in your lips
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are the same? Zero
stimulation. All you get is a
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bad taste in your mouth. It's kinda
like watching a John Travolta movie.
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I don't know about that. You
ever see Battlefield Earth?
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Good point.
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Look at these studs.
Hi guys. [groans]
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You here by yourself? As
always. Mind if I park here?
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Join the party. I'm going
to check out the party.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh it's probably freezing.
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[claping] Here we go.
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Will you marry me?
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[laughing] What's in it for
me? Uhh... these shades.
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They're yours. Can I wear
these on the honeymoon?
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You can wear whatever
you want. Or nothing at all.
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It's your call. Oh yea,
back to school bash at my house, remember?
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Are we done here or
what? There no guys here?
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It's hot. The waves suck
and theres sand in my
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- never mind. I'm
going to the bathroom.
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Tisk. That girl is
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never getting laid. Come on,
be nice. She's got
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something. She's as far away
from the game as possible.
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What do you mean she's as far
aways from the game as possible.
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The relationship game. You see I put
down this little theory on relationships.
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Aristotle in swim trunks.
Take love at first sight.
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It's based on looks and looks
alone. You know, one dimensional.
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One dimensional attraction. One dimensional
relationship. Love at first sight
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is a cliche,
nothing more. Love is a
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emotion. I'm with you aon that,
but - So, you're saying it's
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all on the surface attraction. Right,
I mean most relationships are
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based on the end looks not the
income. pThe opposite of a friend zone.
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Exactly. Now see, you take tow good looking
people show are physically attracted to
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each other, but not any good at
communicating with each other, you won't have
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any kind of relationship.
They'll just be fuck buddies
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And, two people who like each other for
who they are inside, who'll be friends but
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due to them have so much in
common they could develop a link
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leading into lovers.
Because the attraction
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personality is often overlooked in
this superficial society we live in.
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You see, the woman will always want
the man. And, the man will definitely
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always want the woman. Either way,
friend or fuck
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buddy,
if you follow me. Every word
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You amaze me,
man. Said the amazing person, woman.
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[laughing]
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♪ music
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Oh shit.
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Hay, Jackson.
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Hey, what's up? How you doing?
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Umm...
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I was just trying
to be nice... umm...
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I was just trying
to be nice... umm...
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...foreign exchange...and
lonely...uh...uh...
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Okay, why you making this
such a big deal? Okay? I'm sorry?
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I've got something to do tonight.
Tell them I'll make it up to them.
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It's there anniversary. And,
they see you as a member of the family.
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It would be extremely
fucked up of you to blow it off.
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You know what?
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Fine. Forget it. Wait... wait,
don't get all
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indifferent on my okay? You told
me this like what, five minutes ago?
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Just tell them I said congratulations.
PStop being so dam hard headed
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You're coming. And for the record,
I told you 3 weeks
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ago. Girl, I can't remember
what you said 3 minutes ago.
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Well, remember this, FUCK YOU!
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What's wrong with
her? Take a wild guess.
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We're out of here.
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Beep beep beep beep
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What are you doing? Tryin' to
see the junk in that trunk. Damn!
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Whew! Hey Vernie
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You girls coming to the party?
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Will bring our drinking shoes.
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Great. I think it's time for me to go,
too. What time you going home?
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As soon as this sun goes down. Well, I'll
see you at the party. i'll be there early.
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Why? Jungle Juice. Somebody's
gotta make the jungle juice.
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Later guys. Thanks
for the shades.
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Hey, Brittany!
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Yes,
Domino? Is your dad a mechanic?
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Why, Domino? Well,
I was just wondering how you got such a
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finely tuned body.
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On that heartfelt note by Dom,
allow me to rap.
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Aspirations and inner fears are
what separates us the animals.
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My advice to you two,
don't be chicken-hearted vagabonds.
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This party is a time for conception,
alright?
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Relationships will be inaugurated. And,
a relationship will be...
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Aye, to be concluded. You
guys still think I'm pussy whipped?
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Hell yes. Awe! Let's go man.
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♪ Music
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/sigh/ Can I help you?
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Look, there's some things I
want to get out in the open.
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Figured it'd be best if
we did this face to face.
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You wearing that to
the party? Absolutely.
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Only problem is that I can't find the sequence to complement the
bathrobe. Wait till you see the hair colors I've got picked out.
283
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:59,383
Always pegged you as a trended setter.
Always looking to make a statement.
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Make yourself at
home. I'll be right back.
285
00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:07,816
Now, to what do I
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owe the auspicious visit?
287
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:15,483
Um, I've been meaning to talk to
you about something for a while now...
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I think I know what it is. Really,
really? You do?
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I guess i don't need to bother you,
then. No, no, please, continue.
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Alright, over there.
291
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You know how like you when you trying to
fall asleep but you really can't fall asleep
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because you don't really
don't know what keep you
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awake at night. And, there's thousands
of images passing by second after
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second after second, confusing your thoughts,
messing with your mind, you know, and every time
295
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you think you got the answer, the
question changes, you know what I'm saying?
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The other night, right, finally, images
stopped and it landed on one picture.
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And, that picture was...
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That picture was you.
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I wanna know you
on a higher level.
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I wanna be the one you bitch
to about your mom, your dad
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school,
whatever. Just tell me everything
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and I'll be everything,
with you.
303
00:25:12,366 --> 00:25:15,916
Are you asking me
out? I'm asking you to
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feed my dog when I go on vacation. Yeah,
I want you to be my girl.
305
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,316
What you took you so long?
Of course I'll be your girl.
306
00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:28,183
Yeah. Now,
I think this is the part where
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you kiss me and we begin
our on the surface relationship.
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♪ Music
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Hey, guys! What's up?
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'Bout time!
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00:25:52,600 --> 00:26:00,600
We ready to tap that bitch? Yeah,
tap that bitch, tap that bitch...
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00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:05,550
Hey sweetheart,
how you doin? Hi Brit Hey honey giggling
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00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,083
Hey Brittany, what's up?
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Hey girls and beautiful
Thank you Here you go.
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00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,583
Ok, ok. Now, Gordon,
you know the rules, what are the rules?
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No girls, no sex, no drugs No girls, no
drugs, ok. If you see a girl, what do you do?
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00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,350
Run away. You run away, oh okay!
318
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,183
Yeah, go get some. Hey beautiful,
how you doing?
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00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:33,816
Alright, sweetheart,
ya'll have fun. Hey guys, how's it going?
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00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:37,350
Oh, leis. Let the games begin.
321
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,383
You kidding me? I gotta go. No,
why, you just got here.
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00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,050
We're fucking somebody tonigh. You do that,
I'm going home.
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00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:49,116
No, you're staying, youre staying and
you're going to ignore him, and you and I
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00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:53,716
are going to sta- I'm going to get
beer -we're going to start the new year
325
00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:58,483
with some delicious
new dick. I don't think so.
326
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:05,850
Just stay.
327
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,950
/sigh/ Let me check you have smudge. Ok,
come here.
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00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,816
Hair. Ok, 15 minutes,
you're home. 15 minutes. p20?
329
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:18,183
Ok 20, no, 15, 15. Alright,
ok. Turn around, let me look at you.
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00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:21,950
Ok. Is your fly out here? Ok,
now, sex. No, no
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00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,083
no sex. Ok? what do you do if a
girl wants to have sex with you?
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Run away. You run run. Oh! You're an angel,
you run. Ok.
333
00:27:29,366 --> 00:27:33,350
No cleavage. Don't look at cleavage, please. Ok? You
know what that is? Oh, no, you know what that is.
334
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,983
Oh dear, you know what that is. Ok, my little
angel. You have school tomorrow. Please be home, ok.
335
00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:42,816
15 minutes. Ok?
336
00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:47,016
/whispers/ Come back, come back.
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00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:55,066
/music/ /shouting/
338
00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:15,483
Hey, check this out. Good Have fun. Hey, yo. I'm
'bout to go play some strip pocker with Brittany
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00:28:15,533 --> 00:28:18,583
Domino!
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00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:23,316
My main man, hook me up with
a glass of sweet goodness, huh?
341
00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:27,016
Yeah, man, yeah. I got you.
342
00:28:27,066 --> 00:28:30,783
So,
what do you put in this stuff anyway?
343
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:35,183
Well, we got some cough syrup,
milk of magnesia, everclear,
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00:28:35,233 --> 00:28:38,883
and a little bit of
liquid estrogen.
345
00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:42,516
Check it out man,
it's all part of my secret mission to
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to turn all the guys in our high school
into healthy fertile women, so that I
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will ultimately become the manliest
man in all the land. You like that, huh?
348
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:55,316
That's dastardly. Uh,
it won't make me
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00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:59,016
grow tits,
will it? Maybe. Ah man!
350
00:28:59,066 --> 00:29:03,083
That's fucked up. Awe,
you know Imma finish up beating Kevin
351
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:07,283
in some chess here. But,
I need to have this at my party.
352
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:10,950
My graduation party,
hook it up. /giggling/ Domino
353
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,883
Oh my God! this stuff is so good!
It kinda tastes like Hawaian punch
354
00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:18,050
but like just after you licked a stamp.
Do you know what I mean? Oh my God!
355
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:23,150
Can you believe you're a senior. I mean you should be so excited,
probably like looking ahead to like college and everything
356
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,583
Hey, have you seen Jackson? Uge,
I thought he'd be here by now!
357
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:31,183
But, he's not here yet,
so what's up with you?
358
00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:34,583
Jackson will be here soon. Don't
worry about it. Hey besides, I'm here.
359
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:39,150
Oh my God, did you heard that Jen broke up with Gary?
Yeah, he was like totally cheating on here with Mary
360
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,783
who was like totally dating Bradley for
the last four weeks /laughing/ you know
361
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:47,416
You know that new freshman girl, she just punched
Marco in the face for feeling her up. It was so funny!
362
00:29:47,466 --> 00:29:51,450
Oh, anyways, Jills's really broken
up about it. So, I'm gonna go talk
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00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:55,883
to her, but I will definitely see you
later, okay? pOkay, hey wait a second.
364
00:29:55,933 --> 00:30:00,816
Give this to Jill and tell
her I said I'm sorry.pOkay.
365
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:04,516
Bye.
366
00:30:04,566 --> 00:30:08,683
Hey, jungle juice man!
367
00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:12,716
Here. Have fun.
368
00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:15,916
Ohh, watch it man!
369
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:19,850
You just spilled jungle juice
sweet goodness all over my leg.
370
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,416
And ruined my jeans. Hey, shit,
I'm sorry, man. Don't worry about.
371
00:30:24,466 --> 00:30:28,983
Okay,
well why not? This is why not.
372
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:36,850
Alright.
373
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:41,216
Not too shabby. Thanks.
374
00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:45,116
Hey.
375
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:48,816
Check. Mate.
376
00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:52,650
Awe, damn! Hey, pay up, man.
377
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:57,250
I'll pay up. Nice game,
Bobby Fisher.
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00:30:57,300 --> 00:31:00,983
I'm out.
379
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:05,016
'Cuse, 'cuse me, sorry man.
380
00:31:05,066 --> 00:31:09,216
You cheatin' bum. I saw that.
381
00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:12,683
/music/ /shouting/
382
00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:16,383
There's still no sign of
Jackson or the buxom Tracy.
383
00:31:16,433 --> 00:31:20,750
Oh, Misha. Hey, man, Jen's over
there and that whole valley girl vibe
384
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,950
she's throwing, man, it's,
it's kinda inspiring, man
385
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,816
Yeah, it's a party,
man. Mingle, get drunk.
386
00:31:28,866 --> 00:31:32,783
And, who's plays chess in this
kind of environment, anyway?
387
00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:37,050
Hey, I made five bucks. Oh,
great! Now you can buy yourself a
388
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:41,283
sympathy card. come on.
She'll be here and you guys
389
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:45,250
can make amends or
break up or whatever.
390
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:49,450
Just do it right and try
not to make a scene.
391
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:54,150
Let's go. Hey, wait,
where's Brittany?
392
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,550
Oh!
393
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,450
Ante's gonna be
two pieces of clothing
394
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:05,983
Raise, unlimited. I'm
tired of waisting all my time
395
00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:09,983
I've gotta party to host
396
00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:14,350
I'm gonna raise 5 pieces.
397
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,083
I'm out.
398
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:25,916
And, I need another drink.
399
00:32:25,966 --> 00:32:29,950
Well, I'm all in. Buck ass naked,
baby.
400
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,950
I'm down. Hey,
wanna dance. Sure.
401
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,250
Whoa,
wait! No! I've waited my entire life
402
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:42,150
to see that ass. What you go?
403
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,850
Two pair,
baby. Let me see it. Damn it!
404
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:50,116
Full house. Sorry,
Junior. Leave your clothes on the table
405
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:54,883
and join the rest of the
party. Get drunk guys.
406
00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:58,916
/crying/
407
00:32:58,966 --> 00:33:02,450
/burp/
408
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,716
I guess it's just
me and you buddy.
409
00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:14,766
/music/ /shouting/
410
00:33:26,466 --> 00:33:30,250
There's no doubt about it,
the only true form of
411
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:34,616
atmosphere is what you feel,
you know, not what you're told.
412
00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:38,550
You can't even pretend
to see what I see.
413
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,316
You can't even see me,
you know what I'm sayin'?
414
00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:47,016
I'm sayin', listen to what I'm sayin',
okay, you with me, right?
415
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,016
When you look at me, you see a
416
00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:54,750
conglomeration, everything that's happened to
you in your life, you know what I'm saying?
417
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,850
And, so,
so you dig in your brain and you pull out
418
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:02,850
labels to put on me so
suddenly I'm just a cliche.
419
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:06,850
You know what I'm saying.
Man I love talking to you.
420
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:10,550
You know. Thanks for the
heart to heart and everything
421
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:15,416
I appreciate it. I thought I was
just asking about your trip to Auburn.
422
00:34:15,466 --> 00:34:19,183
I was talking about Auburn.
423
00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:23,816
Hey,
you owe me 5 bucks for this joint.
424
00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:27,883
/music/
425
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:31,250
/shouting/
426
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:35,683
Do it! Do it! This
is still funny! Yeah!
427
00:34:35,733 --> 00:34:40,050
He's gonna do it again!
428
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:46,550
All day!
429
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:52,250
We still on for next Thursday night, right? Yes,
ma'am Don't forget my nipple clamps, this time.
430
00:34:52,300 --> 00:35:00,250
Damn!
431
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:04,283
/gurgling/
432
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:07,983
Oh, uh...
433
00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:11,983
Damn, what the hell is this?
434
00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:14,983
Where's mama's little angel? Ok.
435
00:35:15,033 --> 00:35:19,250
Oh, there's loud music. Ok, it's so loud,. Oh,
God! Short skirts. I'm seeing short skirts.
436
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:23,350
Oh, years of therapy, down the drain,
years of therapy, ha ha come to mommie.
437
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,916
Where's my baby. I have a pen.
Mommie has a pen for you. I think I smell
438
00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:31,983
drugs. Ok. Maybe I can get in here. Gordon,
where
439
00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:36,150
are you? Mommie's here.
Mommie has a pen for you.
440
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:40,650
Okay. Oh, I smell drugs. Oh,
Oh, Oh dear
441
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:44,316
Okay. /music/
442
00:35:44,366 --> 00:35:48,383
Hey everybody. Hello,
hello! Listen up!
443
00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:51,850
I just wanna say,
Thank you. Thanks for
444
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,083
comming out. My girl Brittany's
got all your keys so don't you worry
445
00:35:56,133 --> 00:36:00,350
about driving home. If you're too drunk,
she'll let you know.
446
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,383
Anyways, what time is it,
uh 6 o'clock? 6 o'clock!
447
00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:08,016
Many wonderful hours to
party and get crazy, okay?
448
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:12,716
We got jungle juice, complements
of myself - secret recipe - don't ask.
449
00:36:12,766 --> 00:36:16,050
I won't tell. So,
one other thing,
450
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:20,883
The toilet is your friend. You gotta
do your thing, there's three bathrooms
451
00:36:20,933 --> 00:36:24,416
out there to do your thing. So,
452
00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:29,083
let get the party going again.
We're gonna slow it down.
453
00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:33,516
K, and now some slow music.
454
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,716
/music/
455
00:36:37,766 --> 00:36:41,883
Hey, Jackson.
456
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:46,150
No, bitch, he hasn't.
457
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:53,450
/music/
458
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,750
So, who's it gonna be?
459
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,650
Hmm...
460
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:05,883
Him. Gordon?
461
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:09,316
Oh, why?
462
00:37:09,366 --> 00:37:12,916
There's nothing like
a deflowering process.
463
00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:17,183
There's nothing like making him
pop that first cherry. pCome on, Chris
464
00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:21,283
Domino's here, Jackson's here,
the football teams's here
465
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:25,416
Domino and Jackson? Hello? Been there,
done that.
466
00:37:25,466 --> 00:37:29,416
Those two couldn't find a clit if
MapQuest gave their own address for it.
467
00:37:29,466 --> 00:37:34,716
When I'm through with this one, he won't
be needing those glasses anymore.pNasty.
468
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:37,650
Thank you.
469
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:41,083
So, that really happened? It was
the most intense moment of my life.
470
00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:45,983
It was like, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm headed
towards the ground at like a hundred miles an hour
471
00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:50,250
and then wham, I shoot back
up and just hang there in limbo.
472
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:54,550
You gotta try it. Boy,
it's a rush in itself.
473
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,250
Totally orgasmic. I don't know.
474
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:02,183
Babysitting isn't for me.
That's really interesting
475
00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:05,750
That's enough OJ. But,
I was talking about bungee jumping?
476
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,416
And the adrenaline rush it gives you.
POh? PAnd, if you want thisprelationship
477
00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:15,250
live past the day,
you better start listening to me.
478
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:23,300
My bad.
479
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:35,400
Thanks.
480
00:38:35,466 --> 00:38:43,466
/music/
481
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:55,383
Aye, take your ass to the back
482
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:59,416
man /gumbling/
483
00:38:59,466 --> 00:39:07,466
You heard the man.
484
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:15,616
/farts sounds/
485
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:19,950
/gurgling/ /farts/
486
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,983
/farts/
487
00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:32,033
/groans/
488
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:55,916
/music/
489
00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:59,816
Man,
they ain't got nuthin' to eat!
490
00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:04,183
Everything's frozen
in this motherfucker.
491
00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:08,116
Awe, yeah,
they got chilli in this
492
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:16,166
piece, yo,
that's what I'm talking about!
493
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,616
I never had chilli with corn in it,
yo.
494
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:24,650
/slurping/ I can't smell nuthin'
495
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:28,716
But, I know this shit look good.
496
00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:32,750
Awe, this shit is spicy, yo.
497
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,150
Why you gotta hate on a player?
498
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,016
It's chilli.
499
00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:49,066
/music/ /yelling/
500
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:53,383
So, what they say
501
00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:58,083
about men is true, huh? Damn!
502
00:40:58,133 --> 00:41:01,683
Don't turn, it's nice.
503
00:41:01,733 --> 00:41:06,350
Um... I should... I
should probably get going.
504
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:13,950
Come here.
505
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,216
Oh, oh! You wanna do my back?
506
00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:21,983
Oh, shit [laughing]
507
00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:25,416
Oh man /knocking/ Oh, shi... um!
508
00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:30,516
Come here Give me a favor..oh...
give me a second... Wum, who is it?
509
00:41:30,566 --> 00:41:33,883
/mumbling/
510
00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:38,450
Oh I'm in the bathroom,
I gotta, um, oh, um...
511
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:42,650
I'm oh the toilet.
512
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,850
/knocking/
513
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:50,983
Awe, Willi, um, I-I'm taking a shit,
it really stinks in here okay?
514
00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:55,050
/mumbling/
515
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,450
/knocking/
516
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:02,616
Jackson? Oh, Shit! Um,
hey, how you doing?
517
00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:06,083
Um, you know wha? Uh,
I just took a mean
518
00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:10,150
shit, and, uh, it, really stinks,
so I think it's best that you don't
519
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,950
come in here for a while. Okay? I
gotta do the Lysol and spray and shit
520
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,216
but, um, do me a favor, 2... 15
521
00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:23,150
give me about a half hour, alright?
A half hour and I'll be done, okay?
522
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,450
Oh, I love you baby girl.
523
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,550
What's up?
524
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:39,600
/music/
525
00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:46,350
Hey. Hey. I saw you
dancing over there.
526
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,850
You look like you work out. You're ripping
right through that shirt. pYou're talking to me?
527
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:55,050
Yeah, I'm talking to you. i don't
see any other cute guys around here.
528
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:59,150
I'm Gordon. Uh, niced to meet you,
Gordon. Do you play golf?
529
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:04,050
No. 'Cause you totally have
that Tiger Woods thing going on.
530
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:08,450
I hope you brought
your club. /laughing/
531
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:12,683
Do you wanna dance?
532
00:43:12,733 --> 00:43:16,150
Sure.
533
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,350
Oooh. Wow,
you really know how to dance.
534
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,516
Ooh, watch those hips. Hey,
so um
535
00:43:24,566 --> 00:43:28,616
Is that legal? Probably not.
536
00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:32,650
/giggling/ I don't know?
537
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:40,700
Don't wory, I'll be gentle.
538
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,683
You like that? Uh-hun.
539
00:43:45,733 --> 00:43:49,750
/growns and giggles/
540
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,883
Right here, Jackson.
541
00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:57,050
Like that, yeah.
542
00:43:57,100 --> 00:44:01,583
Jackson, what the fuck are you
doing? I was just helping her out.
543
00:44:01,633 --> 00:44:05,583
Her back was hurting Fuck you,
Jackson.
544
00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:10,216
You couldn't do nothing
with this anyway. I-
545
00:44:10,266 --> 00:44:13,983
I just was...
546
00:44:14,033 --> 00:44:18,650
So, you wanna do my front now?
547
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:21,883
Yeah.
548
00:44:21,933 --> 00:44:26,216
/music/ The party was happening,
the music was bumping,
549
00:44:26,266 --> 00:44:34,266
and my jungle juice
was in full effect.
550
00:44:39,133 --> 00:44:42,316
Okay, thank you. Thank you.
551
00:44:42,366 --> 00:44:46,883
And, remember the 1 o'clock is
nothing like the 11 o'clock, so come and
552
00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:51,116
get it. And, please,
no change. It's cold.
553
00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:54,883
They do some damage to my boys.
554
00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:58,950
You know,
I never knew you were so talented.
555
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,183
I mean you were like
really good. /giggling/
556
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:07,050
Hey, um,
can I have my dollar back?
557
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:10,750
I'm broke. [giggling]
You don't tip a waitress
558
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,316
and then ask for it back the next
time you see her, do you? Please?
559
00:45:15,366 --> 00:45:19,950
My dollar? /giggles/ /hiccups/
560
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,916
Oh!
561
00:45:23,966 --> 00:45:27,350
You owe me.
562
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,250
So like,
where'd you learn to move like that?
563
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:35,783
You know that I could
probably show you a few things
564
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:39,916
I love to dance /laughing/
565
00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:44,083
Well, it's in my blood.
566
00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:47,116
It's in your blood?
567
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:51,783
When my grandfather left my grandmother,
he left her in kind of a bind
568
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:55,883
She had to support a family,
and she
569
00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:59,550
danced topless
in a gogo bar. No!
570
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,916
For like ten years. And
because she had no other skills
571
00:46:03,966 --> 00:46:07,550
except for shaking her ass,
you know
572
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,616
it just came naturally to her. And,
it comes naturally to me.
573
00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:16,416
So are so full of it. There
were not strip clubs back then.
574
00:46:16,466 --> 00:46:20,616
Wait, were there?
575
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:28,666
/music/
576
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,850
All guys are assholes. They use you for sex.
And, once they cum, they don't wanna know you.
577
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:40,016
If you wanna relationship, honey,
wake up. 'Cause odds are
578
00:46:40,066 --> 00:46:43,816
you're not the only girl
spreading your legs for him.
579
00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:48,550
Many all girls are bitches. They
want attention, wanna be pampered
580
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,316
Me, me, me! It's all about them!
581
00:46:52,366 --> 00:46:55,983
They are lying,
manipulating cheating bastards.
582
00:46:56,033 --> 00:47:00,416
I just can't take this, man. Matter fact,
I'm seriously considering
583
00:47:00,466 --> 00:47:03,650
just having some male,
plutonic relationships.
584
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:08,483
I'm seriously considering spending my life
with just a close female I can call a friend.
585
00:47:08,533 --> 00:47:12,183
Someone who understands
the meaning of meaning.
586
00:47:12,233 --> 00:47:17,316
All I need is some male conversation
and some skinemax! p/laughing/
587
00:47:17,366 --> 00:47:20,516
Yeah!
588
00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:24,616
Gordon!? Where's mommie's,
little angle? Come to mommie.
589
00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:28,916
Gordon? Where are you? I'm so,
uh, I'm so worried.
590
00:47:28,966 --> 00:47:32,350
Ok. i hear loud
music. Ok. Gordon?
591
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:37,516
Those evil women. Those little bitches,
trying to get my son! Oh, God.
592
00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:40,816
Gordon?
593
00:47:40,866 --> 00:47:44,450
/groans/ She's gonna
screw him to death man!
594
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:49,583
Hey, I smell something burning. Hey
maybe someone should go in there?
595
00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:57,633
/music/
596
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:08,083
Holy shit What happened?
597
00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:16,133
/music/
598
00:48:19,533 --> 00:48:27,533
You ever have a taste
of Chid nuts before? pUh!
599
00:48:49,133 --> 00:48:51,850
/laughing/
600
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:57,116
Something was happing tonight. Yeah,
but I'm just not really sure what it was.
601
00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,283
'Cuse me?
602
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:04,983
We've been friends for a long time. Ok,
you know what, then?
603
00:49:05,033 --> 00:49:09,316
I'm gonna go back inside.
604
00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:13,116
Okay.
605
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:16,383
Oh, where do you think
606
00:49:16,433 --> 00:49:19,983
you're going so early. Oh,
well Lisa hasn't shown up yet, so uh
607
00:49:20,033 --> 00:49:25,316
I was just gonna go over to her house. PAre you
okay to drive 'causpyou're not going anywhere
608
00:49:25,366 --> 00:49:26,883
if you been drinking.
609
00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:28,809
If you been drinking. No, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna walk it, you know
610
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:33,083
Gives me a little more time to
think. You two are breaking up
611
00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:37,016
are you? Yeah,
that's just it. I don't know.
612
00:49:37,066 --> 00:49:40,350
I'll have see when I get there. Hey,
so what's up with
613
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,683
you and Domino? I mean, I got time. I really
don't revisit that conversation anytime soon
614
00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:49,850
And, more importantly, I've got a
party I've been neglecting to host. But,
615
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:53,850
good luck okay?
616
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:57,483
Gordon? Wheres my
617
00:49:57,533 --> 00:50:01,316
angel? Come to
mommie. I hear loud music.
618
00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:05,783
Oh dear, ok. Sinners,
they're sinning. Oh dear, oh God!
619
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:09,850
Gordon! Gordon! Come to mommie!
620
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:13,450
Alright, where's my sweet angel?
621
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:17,950
Oh hey,
I was just going to go over to your house.
622
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,450
Well I guess I saved you a trip
623
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:25,850
Um, I thought you said you
weren't going to go to the party.
624
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:30,283
Don't I have the right
to change my mind?
625
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:33,916
Why you so nervouse?
626
00:50:33,966 --> 00:50:37,383
I'm not nervous. You're lying. No,
no.
627
00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:41,250
I'm just, you know... Just playing
with your ring? And, I know you always
628
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:46,416
do that when you're nervous. so, don't stangd
here and fucking lie to my face! pAlright.
629
00:50:46,466 --> 00:50:50,350
I think we should break up.
630
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,983
Why? Well, just thing's really
631
00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:57,716
twisted right now. And,
we're gonna start a new year of
632
00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:02,950
high school. It's last summer here... No,
will you make some damn sense,
633
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,550
please?
634
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,183
Please? What was that?
Hold on. I was just saying
635
00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:14,233
I didn't know. and,
then you do that thing, you yell at me
636
00:51:14,633 --> 00:51:18,883
I'm scared of losing
you as a friend.
637
00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:23,216
You're more than a girlfriend.
638
00:51:23,266 --> 00:51:27,383
More thn just...
639
00:51:27,433 --> 00:51:30,316
Well...
640
00:51:30,366 --> 00:51:34,916
I can honestly stand here and
say I wouldn't know where to start
641
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:39,483
if we wanted to
work things out. So,
642
00:51:39,533 --> 00:51:43,250
I agree.
643
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:47,483
I think we should break up.
644
00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:51,650
There's no more it.
645
00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:55,683
Wait, wait.
646
00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:59,616
Don't. Stop. Stop.
647
00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:03,816
I don't know how long
648
00:52:03,866 --> 00:52:07,283
it take you to
649
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:11,050
Open, your eyes,
Kev. I want to break up.
650
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:14,750
I don't love you. I'm tired of
the same boring routine every
651
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:20,050
fucking weekend. I'm tired of knowing
you. I'm tired of putting up the same
652
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:24,050
crap! God!
653
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:27,683
I want more.
654
00:52:27,733 --> 00:52:32,283
I'll welcome
civility when I'm 30.
655
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:35,950
Not 16.
656
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,150
How long did you feel this way?
657
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,950
Did you ever love me?
658
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,316
Does it matter? Hell yeah,
it matters!
659
00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:51,683
I mean, if you just
660
00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:55,650
learned you felt this way,
like yesterday at the beach?
661
00:52:55,700 --> 00:53:00,250
Or, uh, two week ago. That'd
be fine. I could deal with that.
662
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:04,583
But, if you're telling me you
felt like this the whole two
663
00:53:04,633 --> 00:53:09,283
years? Just toying with me,
wasting my time?
664
00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:13,250
Fuck you!
665
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,283
So, how long?
666
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:25,333
I don't know.
667
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:37,083
Yo, is it just me or is the stars
breath takin' and shit tonight?
668
00:53:37,133 --> 00:53:41,050
What's got you,
yo? Problems with the shortie?
669
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:49,100
Yo, I call sloppy seconds.
She's fair game now, yo!
670
00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:52,750
Oh my God,
Brittany! I'm having so
671
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:56,383
much fun. Your house totally rules!
It's like so much nicer than my house.
672
00:53:56,433 --> 00:54:00,750
And, you know what else, I really like the floor
in here. It's real wood, isn't it? It's all shiny.
673
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,550
Hey, you guys, um, what's up with Jackson?
He like got here with Tracy and now he's
674
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,783
up there with Nadine like sitting there and
talking and... Oh, my god, He just kissed her!
675
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:14,083
Hey, why would you have beer?
676
00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:18,116
What happened?
677
00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:22,016
Son of a bitch!
678
00:54:22,066 --> 00:54:25,916
Have you no respect for
679
00:54:25,966 --> 00:54:30,050
divine substance? I told you.
680
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,116
Animals! You want a tissue?
681
00:54:33,166 --> 00:54:38,283
I gotta clean this shit before it settles.
I'll go upstairs and get something
682
00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:42,083
won't you come with me. No,
I'll stay.
683
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,516
Why don't you mingle or
something? It's your party.
684
00:54:45,566 --> 00:54:50,983
It's our senior year with these people and
you don't even know who they are. Socialize.
685
00:54:51,033 --> 00:54:55,116
Okay.
686
00:54:55,166 --> 00:55:02,116
What did you just say?
687
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:07,083
/music/ Hey, baby, won't you come
down here and bring me some of that sugar.
688
00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:11,416
That's what I'm talking about.
689
00:55:11,466 --> 00:55:15,416
What did she
690
00:55:15,466 --> 00:55:19,250
have to drink?
691
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:22,716
Yo girl. Let's make like a
692
00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:27,250
Klondike bar and get you
some vanilla up in the middle.
693
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:35,300
Ho, ho, you can't stop the pa-
694
00:55:47,433 --> 00:55:55,433
How you doing? Where you been?
695
00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:03,616
Please don't tell me that
felt like kissing your brother.
696
00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:07,950
I needed that. Brittany.
697
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,783
I love you.
698
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:15,616
I love you, too. But,
699
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:19,350
Shit. Don't. Just let me say
700
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,650
what I have to say.
Fine. Fine? Fine.
701
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:27,316
Fine. Look, Domino. I wanna feel
702
00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:31,650
the same way for you
that you do for me. I really
703
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:35,616
do. But,
the past year and a half, I've
704
00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:39,950
had to come to terms with some things,
these
705
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,750
strange feelings and peculiar
706
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,350
instincts that I didn't know were there,
they
707
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,583
just were. Finally, after all
708
00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:56,583
this time, whe was gonna give into
her inner passions and tell me that she
709
00:56:56,633 --> 00:57:00,650
loved me. But,
I decided to play dumb.
710
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:04,883
Hand me a map 'cause
I'm not following you.
711
00:57:04,933 --> 00:57:09,183
Okay. Here it is. What I want is
712
00:57:09,233 --> 00:57:12,250
someone more like me.
713
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:17,316
Are you kidding me? we are great
together. We're like peanut butter and
714
00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:25,366
Shhh...[w \hispers]
715
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:29,283
You're a...
716
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:33,183
Yoou're a lesbian? Please, don't
717
00:57:33,233 --> 00:57:36,916
freek out. You're the
only one who knows.
718
00:57:36,966 --> 00:57:40,950
How do you nkow? How do
you know how you feel about me?
719
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,016
Because I look at you and
I feel something... electric?
720
00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:49,316
I guess you can call it that,
yeah. Domino, you are my
721
00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:53,583
best friend. I trust
you more than anyone.
722
00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:56,816
Fantastic. Now we
can watch football
723
00:57:56,866 --> 00:58:02,016
half naked together, while chatting about
the girls you wanna screw while drinking
724
00:58:02,066 --> 00:58:05,483
light beer. Exactly.
725
00:58:05,533 --> 00:58:09,516
Brittany, telling you I love
you was the hardest thing
726
00:58:09,566 --> 00:58:13,950
I've ever had to do in my
life. I honestly didn't expect
727
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,783
it either. But,
I'm so glad you did it and so are you.
728
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:22,050
What's next?
729
00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:26,783
I can tell you what I think
is next. Please do. because
730
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:30,350
this is sounding
really... sorry.
731
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,516
This isn't the easiest thing
in the world to comprehend.
732
00:58:34,566 --> 00:58:38,683
I know. Just do me a favor,
and one for yourself.
733
00:58:38,733 --> 00:58:42,350
Think about our
friendship. Think of every
734
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:46,816
thing that we have been through.
Think about what you just told me.
735
00:58:46,866 --> 00:58:51,183
And,
think about trying to redirect that and
736
00:58:51,233 --> 00:58:54,983
and see what door you end up at.
737
00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:58,850
So,
what are you gonna be doing until school
738
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:03,016
starts? Actually,
I'm trying to set up a sleep over
739
00:59:03,066 --> 00:59:07,783
so I can get to know
the girls a little better.
740
00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:15,833
/music/
741
00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:40,166
/laughing/
742
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,650
You know what? What?
743
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:52,050
You're so full of life. You know,
you got, you got
744
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:56,483
grat rhythm and a great body and
745
00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:59,850
/laughing/
746
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:07,900
You know, I'd pay to see you
dance. [laughing] Are you kidding?
747
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:13,016
/kissing/ giggling/
748
01:00:13,066 --> 01:00:20,616
/laughing/
749
01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:24,416
Wait, wait,
wait! What are we doing?
750
01:00:24,466 --> 01:00:28,516
I think we're kissing. But,
then again, I'm no expert.
751
01:00:28,566 --> 01:00:33,083
Why you know something I
don't? No. Hey guess what?
752
01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:36,716
Listen, I already know.
753
01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:40,483
No, no,
no. I can contort my body into like
754
01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:45,283
12 unnatural position. Oh really. Yeah,
I can. It's the most of my gymnastics
755
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:49,283
Yeah? Uh-huh Really? Um-huh.
756
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:52,983
Well,
I can perform every step of the
757
01:00:53,033 --> 01:00:57,316
Whoops I Did It Again dance routine. No,
way! That's so cool!
758
01:00:57,366 --> 01:01:01,483
You know what elese is
really cool? Did you know
759
01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:05,616
that Oreos are like the
only O-named shape
760
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:09,650
[laughing] Oh,
my God! I'm totally drunk!
761
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,816
[kissing] Your jungle
juice was so good.
762
01:01:12,866 --> 01:01:17,716
Awe you drank some juice? You liked it?
Um-hum. Oh my God, it was so good, it so good.
763
01:01:17,766 --> 01:01:22,083
I made it. You did?
Yeah Oh my God
764
01:01:22,133 --> 01:01:25,850
You're a really good cook
765
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:30,416
A cook? Uh-huh,
you're a good barrista.
766
01:01:30,466 --> 01:01:34,050
/kissing/
767
01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:38,550
[laughing] I am
like totally drunk.
768
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,250
Come here.
769
01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:46,050
[panting] come here, baby.
770
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:50,383
Wroof Come here girl,
you can do it! Come on!
771
01:01:50,433 --> 01:01:54,650
Good Now, speak! Ruff, Ruff!
772
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:58,850
Ruff! Good, girl!
773
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:03,483
You promise you'll
remember this tomorrow?
774
01:02:03,533 --> 01:02:06,850
Yes /kissing/
775
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:11,550
Hey, watch this are some of
the new moves I'm working on my
776
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,316
gymnastics thing, okay?
777
01:02:15,366 --> 01:02:18,950
[humming] and,
you pop it like that.
778
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,416
I know, you were right,
you could probably show me some moves.
779
01:02:23,466 --> 01:02:27,716
Aren't I good? I've
been practicing.
780
01:02:27,766 --> 01:02:35,766
/kissing/ /giggling/
781
01:02:39,566 --> 01:02:47,566
Are you sure about this? Absolutely,
Jackson!
782
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,983
Hey, listen,
I'm really sorry I called you Jackson.
783
01:02:55,033 --> 01:02:59,750
I thought he was really cute, but I think
you're way cuter. Thank you. You are!
784
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,083
And, like,
I really wanted to see Jackson
785
01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:08,016
at the party, but he came with like Tracy and
then we was with Nadine, what's up with that?
786
01:03:08,066 --> 01:03:12,116
Like why was he
with Nadine and stuff?
787
01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:15,850
/giggling and kissing/ They
make a good couple, right?
788
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:20,050
Yeah, they totally do. And, you know what,
I think you are probably like a
789
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:28,100
way better kisser than Jackson.
Just like I think so. You know.
790
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:45,250
/snoring/
791
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:53,300
/snoring/
792
01:04:17,033 --> 01:04:21,850
I just wanna thank you for last
night. pl should be thanking you.
793
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,916
I really had fun.
794
01:04:25,966 --> 01:04:29,383
So, did I. [laughing]
795
01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:34,183
You know that - Nothing happened. And,
like I said,
796
01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:38,083
thanks. Roof!
797
01:04:38,133 --> 01:04:46,133
/laughing/ Bye, Domino.
798
01:04:50,566 --> 01:04:58,566
/music/
799
01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:06,216
You broke up?
800
01:05:06,266 --> 01:05:10,216
More more like she,
she took her hand,
801
01:05:10,266 --> 01:05:14,450
stuck it in my check,
took out my heart,
802
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:18,150
threw it on the ground, poured
803
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,650
gasoline all over it,
lit a match and walked away.
804
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:27,150
Do you wanna know what she said?
805
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,450
No.
806
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:35,050
There was a beautiful
rainbow out yesterday,
807
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:38,116
it was awesome.
808
01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:40,542
That's what she said? And, you
interpreted that as a thrash to the heart?
809
01:05:40,566 --> 01:05:43,009
That's what she said? And, you
interpreted that as a thrash to the heart?
810
01:05:43,033 --> 01:05:47,416
It was establishing the mood.
811
01:05:47,466 --> 01:05:51,050
Oh.
812
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:54,883
I was inside all night, man.
813
01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:57,983
How did she never
really love me?
814
01:05:58,033 --> 01:06:03,350
I mean, the last two years, and all the emotions
we shared? And, not one of them was real.
815
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,816
Man, we're young.
816
01:06:06,866 --> 01:06:10,816
No, no,
don't give me your shit about being young.
817
01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:14,850
It's so easy for you to say,
if you haven't been there.
818
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:19,250
I mean, you're just scared
to devote your love to anyone.
819
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:23,550
Who gives a damn
if we're seventeen?
820
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,383
We're alive. You're alive.
821
01:06:27,433 --> 01:06:31,716
And, if you're alive,
you can feel.
822
01:06:31,766 --> 01:06:35,350
Right now, I feel like shit.
823
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,183
Wait a minute. So this
girl tells you she used
824
01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:43,650
you, and you tell me that I
don't have the capacity to love?
825
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,183
No, you're avoiding life,
Domino!
826
01:06:47,233 --> 01:06:55,233
You know exactly what I mean.
It makes life easier to deal with.
827
01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:59,983
When did you become
my guidance councelor?
828
01:07:00,033 --> 01:07:04,350
You're finally gonna own up
829
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:07,750
to it?
830
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,450
Okay, as of this moment,
I am a new man.
831
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:15,916
Although, you're a much bigger
man than I am because you had the
832
01:07:15,966 --> 01:07:20,716
capability and the balls to
love that girl without delay.
833
01:07:20,766 --> 01:07:24,183
And, I respect that.
834
01:07:24,233 --> 01:07:28,850
I have a strange feeling
like my ass is being kissed.
835
01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:36,883
I need gas money.
836
01:07:36,933 --> 01:07:44,933
I got you. But, it's a loan.
837
01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:53,183
Hey,
Thanks man. Don't let her get away.
838
01:07:53,233 --> 01:08:01,233
See what happens.
839
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,350
I had so much fun at the party.
840
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,216
It was fun It was freaking crazy. Yeah,
there were a lot of people there.
841
01:08:12,266 --> 01:08:16,316
I just wanna thank ya'll so much for coming
and hanging with me again. I just really want
842
01:08:16,366 --> 01:08:20,516
to get close to you. Ya'll seem so awesome
and we're about to start school together.
843
01:08:20,566 --> 01:08:24,683
It's gonna be great. But, enough about
me. I wanna hear some juicy stories
844
01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:29,183
that happened at my party. We'll I
wanna hear about her. How did you get up
845
01:08:29,233 --> 01:08:32,783
on the bar with Chad? /giggling/ So,
you guys know
846
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:36,983
we hooked up for a minute, and um. So,
we come to your party and everything's all
847
01:08:37,033 --> 01:08:41,250
good. And, I go to the bathroom
and I catch him with the German hoe
848
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:45,583
No way What?! She can
like barely speak English
849
01:08:45,633 --> 01:08:49,350
She speaks like
Germlish. /laughing/
850
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:53,316
And, you really can't hear,
and it's like really soft.
851
01:08:53,366 --> 01:08:57,550
/laughing/ So, anyways,
so i thew my drink in his face and
852
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:01,416
and it was really funny
actually. /laughing/
853
01:09:01,466 --> 01:09:05,650
So, then, I go down stairs
and you know I get a little tipsy.
854
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:09,483
And, I'm dancing on the bar. And,
this like cute
855
01:09:09,533 --> 01:09:13,750
sexy, thug comes. I don't know
where the hell he came from, but.
856
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,916
Anyway, so we went to my car. Uh-oh and,
you know
857
01:09:17,966 --> 01:09:21,683
We got a little freaky. But,
he was cute, though.
858
01:09:21,733 --> 01:09:26,683
Oh, yes, girl, at least,
he know what he was doing. Oh! [laughing]
859
01:09:26,733 --> 01:09:29,650
/laughing/
860
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:34,016
I was totally in Jackson, at first. Like,
no offence, or anything, Tracy.
861
01:09:34,066 --> 01:09:37,983
But, then um,
I kind of hooked up with Domino [giggles]
862
01:09:38,033 --> 01:09:41,916
You don't understand how
happy I am for ya'll. He is like
863
01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:46,216
a brother to me. I love him.
Are you serious, 'cause like, I
864
01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:49,750
always felt us as
like sisters. [giggles]
865
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:54,250
That's so great. And, he's just like
a really good kisser, and he's like
866
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:57,616
he's really sweet and
stuff. That's so great, Jen.
867
01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:02,883
I really think you guys are gonna like really
work out. I can just see it happening for you to.
868
01:10:02,933 --> 01:10:06,716
Christie? What you mean?
869
01:10:06,766 --> 01:10:10,816
She hooked up with
Gordon. Shut up! Yep.
870
01:10:10,866 --> 01:10:14,916
Yeah. Gordon?
Gordon from our school?
871
01:10:14,966 --> 01:10:18,350
What for real?
He's not geeky guys.
872
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:22,750
What? He is a total geek. And you
know that. pNo, he's not a geek anymore.
873
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,216
Shit, what did you do to him? You,
guys, he was like
874
01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:30,550
a caged tiger. I swear to God
875
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,616
And, as soon as I opened that door,
he pounced like I've never been
876
01:10:34,666 --> 01:10:38,816
ravaged before. It was crazy. I mean,
I have no idea where it came
877
01:10:38,866 --> 01:10:42,916
from. But, he just brought
this energy out of me. I just
878
01:10:42,966 --> 01:10:46,816
I don't even know how to
explain it. He's amazing.
879
01:10:46,866 --> 01:10:51,683
Christie and relationships do not
relationship do not work together.
880
01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:55,650
I'm a changed
woman because of him.
881
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:59,650
I think I'm in love. Oh,
now! [lughing]
882
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:03,183
I'm serious. No,
do not fall in love, okay!
883
01:11:03,233 --> 01:11:07,383
No, it's different this time. That's
not you. You like play the field...
884
01:11:07,433 --> 01:11:11,283
You and me. We're gonna go and
you're gonna show me the ways.
885
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:15,683
Now that I'm finally free. Wait
you're free?, Yeah? What happened?
886
01:11:15,733 --> 01:11:20,083
Kevin and I broke up. What?
When? What happened?
887
01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:23,916
It was just time, you know.
888
01:11:23,966 --> 01:11:27,850
He's boring. He's
boring. I felt so
889
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:31,983
bad. He was like crying,
guys. He had tears
890
01:11:32,033 --> 01:11:35,916
in his eyes. Kevin's
a baby. Yeah.
891
01:11:35,966 --> 01:11:39,783
But,
I thought you two would really work out.
892
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:44,683
You were the one telling me
to break up with him. Yeah.
893
01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:47,016
She's so..
894
01:11:47,066 --> 01:11:51,483
You guys, I'm gonna go. No.. Where you going? yeah
you guys have fun. It's okay. I just have to go.
895
01:11:51,533 --> 01:11:56,850
You guys have fun. i know, I know. But, you
guys have fun. Okay? I'll see you at school.
896
01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:00,150
Um, um, okay, bye.
897
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:04,050
You guys, I really think she feels
bad because like she never has
898
01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:07,750
a guys to talk about. You know she's
like never really been with anybody.
899
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,350
She totally needs to get laid. And, like, we're
all talking about boys and stuff. pl feel bad.
900
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:17,050
She probably felt uncomfortable.
I hope she gets like some day.
901
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:20,650
You guys,
I have bad news. My parents
902
01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:25,016
are getting divorced and I have
to go move with my mom. So...
903
01:12:25,066 --> 01:12:28,750
You're transferring
schools? Yeah. No!
904
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:33,016
Senior year? No way! We
definitely have to stay in touch.
905
01:12:33,066 --> 01:12:36,383
I'm gonna miss you guys.
We're gonna miss you, too!
906
01:12:36,433 --> 01:12:41,216
You're the life of the party. I know, we'll
definitely have to have girls night more often.
907
01:12:41,266 --> 01:12:45,850
Yeah, we know,
we can get drunk together.
908
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:49,550
/laughing/
909
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,983
No more jungle juice for you.
910
01:12:54,033 --> 01:13:02,033
/music/
911
01:13:10,133 --> 01:13:12,750
Hey man. Alight.
912
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:18,150
Please tell me right now what went down between
you and what's-her-name and I'll never ask again.
913
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:21,650
It's over. That's so?
914
01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:25,383
I heard you and Tracy broke up? Ah,
yeah, well you know.
915
01:13:25,433 --> 01:13:30,583
I just wasn't the right time to be tying
myself down, you know what I'm saying?
916
01:13:30,633 --> 01:13:34,016
Whatever. Um,
917
01:13:34,066 --> 01:13:38,383
You heard she transferred to Pacific,
right?
918
01:13:38,433 --> 01:13:42,683
She did? Tracy? For real?
919
01:13:42,733 --> 01:13:45,916
Damn. Look,
920
01:13:45,966 --> 01:13:50,350
Damn, man. Yo, I didn't mean
for it to go down like that, I mean.
921
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,316
Hold on to 'em while
you got 'em It's just
922
01:13:54,366 --> 01:13:58,416
you know,
I was trying... Never mind, man. I'm,
923
01:13:58,466 --> 01:14:06,466
I'm cool. You know. I
just wanna..um. Damn!
924
01:14:06,866 --> 01:14:10,716
Hey, guys. Have you seen Gordie?
925
01:14:10,766 --> 01:14:15,050
Who's Gordie? Well,
you know Gordon.
926
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,883
Uh, I haven't seen him.
927
01:14:17,933 --> 01:14:23,050
I guess he's not here yet. Well, if you see him,
can you tell him that I'm looking for him? I'll be
928
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:27,283
waiting for him
right over there.
929
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:31,283
Yeah. How? I heard
930
01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:35,883
Gordie's packing
some serious heat.
931
01:14:35,933 --> 01:14:43,416
Crazy man.
932
01:14:43,466 --> 01:14:47,216
Good morning. It's
a lovely day for some
933
01:14:47,266 --> 01:14:51,116
high impact intense education.
Wouldn't you agree No.
934
01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:55,016
No, not really. What's with the
sudden interest in higher education?
935
01:14:55,066 --> 01:14:59,816
I was wrong about something. Awe, finally
admitting hip hop is taking over, huh?
936
01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:03,416
No. See,
there's so many different
937
01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:07,950
types of people in high school,
each with a different agenda,
938
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,483
and motive,
and different emotions.
939
01:15:11,533 --> 01:15:15,583
And, those agendas change each year. but,
all of them have a goal,
940
01:15:15,633 --> 01:15:19,750
a purpose. Okay, you know you
talking from your ass again, right?
941
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:24,250
I'm talking about taking what
comes to you and being ready.
942
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:28,116
Right? so, basically,
you now plan beyond
943
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:32,283
just tomorrow? I've always
had plans beyond tomorrow.
944
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:36,916
Now they have direction.
Cause you got Brittany?
945
01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:40,416
[laughs] Not quite.
946
01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:44,816
Yeah, I still don't get it. Hey,
guys! [giggles]
947
01:15:44,866 --> 01:15:48,383
Muwah! Hi, Jackson! What's up?
948
01:15:48,433 --> 01:15:52,616
You look so hot. Why, thank you. Oh My,
God aren't you guys so excited
949
01:15:52,666 --> 01:16:00,666
It's the first day of school?
Can't wait 'til the bell rings!
950
01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:05,650
Did you see Gordie outside? No.
951
01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:09,250
Did you see that?
952
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:13,250
How akward. I kind
of feel bad for him.
953
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:16,950
Kevin He said he was
gonna be here by now.
954
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:25,000
Know what I'm talking about?
That's you? What the hell?
955
01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:33,966
Oh, my God.
956
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:41,750
You know,
man cannot live on love alone.pCouples.
957
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,350
Is she still drunk or
something? Apparently?
958
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:50,216
Wow. Okay?
959
01:16:50,266 --> 01:16:54,183
Oh, hey, hey! What's up?
960
01:16:54,233 --> 01:16:57,616
Jackson, we need to talk.
961
01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:01,583
Awe, it's cool. Uh, what you want
another back rub or something?
962
01:17:01,633 --> 01:17:05,916
You, know I can do that. Back
rub was very nice. And, the sex too.
963
01:17:05,966 --> 01:17:10,283
Thank you very much. Hey,
wait, that's it? Uh-huh.
964
01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:14,016
Was it something
I did? I mean...
965
01:17:14,066 --> 01:17:18,883
wasn't it fun? It was very much fun,
for two minutes.
966
01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:22,350
/laughing/
967
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:26,150
I was kind of... it
was the first time...
968
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:31,083
When Jackson is no more challenge,
it's over. Good-bye.
969
01:17:31,133 --> 01:17:35,183
Hold up! Wait!
970
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:38,850
/laughing/
971
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:42,483
Wait, that my ride. Hi Brittany!
972
01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,850
Hi. Okay, so Domino,
I wrote something on your notebook.
973
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:49,276
Just in case we're not in case together so you
won't forget about us. Oh thanks, honey Okay.
974
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:55,316
I'm gonna go, 'cause my homeroom's like totally on the other side
of school and I don't want to be late for the first day of school.
975
01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:59,116
Muwah! Bye, Brittany Bye
976
01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:03,616
So,
what'd Jen write on your notebook?
977
01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:07,783
[sigh] Check it out.
978
01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:12,016
You are a lucky man.
979
01:18:12,066 --> 01:18:14,750
I am.
980
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:19,916
Hey, how 'bout I get to be the one tells
everyone about your same-sex preference.
981
01:18:19,966 --> 01:18:24,250
I don't think so.
982
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:27,516
Come on.
983
01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:31,816
/music/ School's been in
session for about a week now.
984
01:18:31,866 --> 01:18:35,750
No one seems to
remember that last summer
985
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:40,516
before we started our senior year. But,
I always will.
986
01:18:40,566 --> 01:18:44,416
And, so will you.
987
01:18:44,466 --> 01:18:48,466
Hey, wonder what happens next?
988
01:18:48,490 --> 01:18:51,490
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