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My daughter Danuta...
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is missing!
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Mrs. Tenuta, it's okay.
I'll tell them the story.
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The last time I saw
Danuta was yesterday.
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See, a few months ago,
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Danuta joined the Bazooka
Sharks Babe cheerleading squad.
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I've been driving her to practice
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because her car is
infested with pantry moths.
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But something was eating at her.
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Danuta said the organization
was hiding something.
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She didn't go into details
because, well...
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I said I wasn't interested
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and that cheerleaders were fake as hell.
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Not my most sensitive moment.
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Sorry.
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The Babes do this version of a pyramid
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that they call the Shark Fin.
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So stupid.
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Danuta was always proud to be
at the top, for some dumb reason.
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But at yesterday's practice she
never came out of the locker room.
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They looked everywhere for her
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but the only thing they
found was her scrunchie.
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The official line from the
Babes is that she ran away,
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but there's this thing
that Danuta used to say,
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"The only reason for being
missing is being kidnapped."
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Something about that makes
me think she was kidnapped.
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Don't worry, Mrs. Tenuta,
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these guys'll find your daughter.
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They're professionals!
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Hi.
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We're in a garage.
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I'm sitting on a box of
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"Southwestern table decorations"?
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It doesn't feel like a pro operation.
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Would non-professionals do this?
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Hey, where did Danuta's mom go?
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She thought it'd be more productive
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to stand in front of the
White House with a sign.
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You did the right thing coming
to us instead of the police.
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Oh, we tried them.
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But because of budget cuts,
they won't investigate
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a missing person
until they've been gone six months.
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Three if you buy tickets
to their pancake breakfast.
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Pancakes, that's a clue.
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- I don't think it is.
- Well, I'm glad you have such strong opinions.
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You're gonna need them
as part of the investigation.
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You want me to be part of it?
I'll do anything!
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- We need you to go undercover as a cheerleader.
- Immediately, no.
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The Bazooka Babes are holding
tryouts to replace Danuta.
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She'd said something shady
was going on over there.
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And if you can make the team,
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we'll have someone on the inside.
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Okay, fine! I'll do it.
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I'll try out too,
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just in case they're
looking for somebody sexy.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
To the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Ah!
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Roger, you still have a beard.
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It's Legman who's undercover.
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I don't even know who Roger is.
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While you guys are
looking into the team,
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I'll be investigating the organization,
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as their new junior senior accountant.
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Nice! How'd you get that?
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AI-generated recommendations
and a great attitude.
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Shit, I'd rather do that!
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Do they want someone sexy?
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Hey, so what'd you guys
find out about the squad?
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That's Kashara, Pauline and Carly.
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Motivation: jealousy.
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They all wanted to replace
Danuta at the top of the pyramid.
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Carly got it.
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Over there we got Coach
Tammy and Jill, Carly's mom.
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She's a former Bazooka Babe
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and current president
of the booster club.
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Both suspects.
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Motivation: jealousy.
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Of what? Or who?
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Careful, Hayley.
Now you're sounding jealous.
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We have to keep an eye on you.
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Wheels, get my little gun from the van.
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Up there is Cyrus Mooney Jr,
team owner, suspect.
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Why is he a suspect?
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From the top of the pyramid,
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Danuta could see into the owner's box.
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Perhaps she saw something
she wasn't supposed to.
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Ooh, that's interesting.
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- Yeah, I hope it's that one!
- Me too.
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Let's agree to favor any evidence
that makes it look like that.
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That creepy guy!
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Who is he?
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That's Dominic. Team stalker.
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100-times convicted felon.
Obsessed with Danuta,
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couldn't stop writing her notes.
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Not a suspect.
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- Why?
- Oh, it's too obvious.
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I mean, just the day
before she disappeared,
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he said he was gonna take
her away from all this.
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Tell you what, if it's him
I'll eat my sequined bodysuit,
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like a billy goat on
Liza Minnelli's farm.
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Welcome to tryouts.
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Now let me say right up front,
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we are body positive Babes
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and nobody is gonna
be asked their weight.
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But, if you accidentally step
on one of the many scales
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hidden throughout the field,
that's on you.
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I'll hand it over to Jill,
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president of the Bazooka Babes'
booster club.
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Well hey, girls!!
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I see your shocked faces,
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you can't believe I'm Carly's
mom and not her kid sister.
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Don't make that face, Carly,
you'll get frown lines.
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- Mom!
- Don't call me that!
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Treasure these moments, ladies.
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You never know when you're gonna be 29
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and wake up one day and turn 30,
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kicked off the team because
of an arbitrary age cut-off.
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Even though all my veins
were still non-varicose.
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But now it's my daughter's
time to live my dreams.
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Um, quick question.
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Uh, what's your policy
on disappearances?
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Like, if I went missing, would you
try and find me or just cover it up?
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We have a strong no
cover-up policy here.
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Good question. No more questions.
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Anyone care for a scone?
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That's a trick, the scone might
make you one ounce thicker
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and that won't work for us.
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The girls who asked
for the scone are cut.
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Now let the tryouts begin!
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How am I supposed to compete?
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This clearly isn't anyone else's
first day of cheerleading.
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Don't worry,
I've got a few tricks up my sleeve
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to tip things in your favor.
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♪ She got a body like an hourglass ♪
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♪ But I can give it to you
All the time ♪
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♪ She got a booty like a Cadillac ♪
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♪ But I can send you
Into overdrive, oh ♪
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♪ You've been waiting for that ♪
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♪ Step on up... ♪
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Ooh, damn.
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You're cut!
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You're cut!
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Thank you, NSYNC's absolutely
miserable halftime show.
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The way she's pumping her arms,
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it's unrelenting,
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defiant even.
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There's a little Paula Abdul in it too.
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Diane, you're the sparkle consultant.
What you think?
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I'd like to see more.
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♪ Back seat of my car
I'll let you have it... ♪
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I'm out, Hayley!
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I just had vaginal reconstruction.
I can't blast it like that.
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Farewell, my coochie!
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None of them sparkle!
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Who are you?
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I'm Kitty Kittington,
the new sparkle consultant!
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What happened to Diane?
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Oh, she had to attend
to a personal matter.
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They look great from here.
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But let's see how they
look on the Jumbotron.
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Hmm. I don't love that.
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It's four dollars per day,
but this Donkey Face app was so worth it.
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And to think I almost canceled
it a couple years ago!
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We have chosen the final two.
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It's Hayley and Barbara Ann.
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Wait! One more cut.
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Barbara Ann, you got the weird knees.
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Barbara Ann, please put on
pants and go directly to hell.
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I made it?
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Okay, okay, personal space!
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If you didn't hear your name called,
you didn't make it.
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There's a list in the office if
you want to know how badly you did.
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Christina, I'll save you the walk,
you were dead last.
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To be clear, you're a 10-99
contractor with no benefits.
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Okay, you're in the door.
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Now it's time to start
our investigation proper.
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Start? What have you guys been doing?
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The longer Danuta's missing,
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the higher the odds
we'll never find her.
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I'm hearing, "words, words, words."
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But what I should be hearing is,
"sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!"
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It's important we maintain our covers.
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But even I, Legman,
think Barbara Ann was better than you.
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Come on, Mr. Accountant.
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"Brr, it's cold in here.
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"Stop poking 'round,
or you'll be dead I fear."
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Wait, this is a cheer threat!
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One of the Babes must've written this!
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But which one?
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Bad Dominic! You cannot be in here!
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But he's a suspect too!
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Suspect?
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What I meant to say is he's sus...
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and pectoo...
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which is, of course, a Peruvian bird.
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Quite beautiful.
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Not a lot of meat, though.
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Please don't ask me about the bird in
the future. The bird is quite real.
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Someone in this organization
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is involved with Danuta's disappearance
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and now they're threatening my life!
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And with a glitter pen, no less.
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Yes! Who uses a glitter pen?
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Ugh. Everyone in the organization,
unfortunately.
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They all use glitter pens,
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and they all reek of artificial peaches.
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Let's check it for DNA.
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Hayley, that was a rookie mistake.
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You're the one who sneezed on it.
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And you're the one who made us stop
at Hardee's for French toast sticks
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that I love and am allergic to.
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"Brr, it's cold in here..."
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Its! The author used the wrong "its"!
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Wrong-Its?
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That's the Kroger brand
knockoff of Cheez-Its, right?
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I prefer them.
A stronger cardboard mouthfeel.
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No, whoever wrote this
forgot the apostrophe.
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We just have to find out which one of
these girls doesn't know her grammar.
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Based on these contracts,
that could be hard.
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Kashara spelled her name
with a five and a pentagram.
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Come on, Carly!
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You really got to throw
that kiss to Cyrus!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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He comes out of his luxury box for this!
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He doesn't like to come out!
Make it worth his time!
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Mwah!
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Whoa!
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Let's take a little break.
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You guys can all share that banana
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I left in the locker room.
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- Yay.
- Dibs on the peel!
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Hey girly... goos.
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I wrote a cheer.
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- Can I teach it to y'all?
- Yeah!
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- Let's do it!
- I love cheers!
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What the hell do you think you're doing,
Hayley? I write the cheers!
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Kitty, I'm investigating my creativity.
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Oh, right, right.
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But I'll be watching your every step.
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Hovering over you like an alien.
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I... I mean, I'm not an alien.
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Don't mind me, I had one
too many Celsius Grape Rushes!
252
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:56,531
It's Shark time!
253
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,283
You had to write that down?
254
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,118
Do you all know what this is?
255
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,620
Dry erase marker?
256
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:05,415
Sure. But, um, does anyone
know what an apostrophe is?
257
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,042
I think everybody knows.
258
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,044
That's when something terrible happens.
259
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,004
You mean a catastrophe?
260
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,756
Yeah. Those are bad.
261
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,383
Really, really bad.
262
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,884
We should erase that cheer!
263
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,677
Erase it now!
264
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,764
But initiative like that will put you
at the top of the pyramid one day.
265
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,808
Or take you to the White House.
266
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,559
But not both. Don't be greedy.
267
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,061
I could be a topper?
268
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,688
Praising these girls is not
the way to motivate them!
269
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,650
You're lucky I don't send you
downhill in a grocery cart...
270
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,236
That's just a Southern saying.
Nothing more.
271
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,822
- Good job, babe.
- You're doing great!
272
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,292
Oh, so right after
they're super nice to me,
273
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,378
they sneak off to some mysterious closet
274
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,754
where they probably have Danuta
275
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,632
chained to a water heater,
drinkin' her own piss.
276
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,301
Gotta play this real cool and subtle.
277
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,721
Don't show my hand. Keep it casual.
278
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,766
Closet, closet, closet!
I saw you go in the closet!
279
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,685
What are you even talking about?
280
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,228
Come on everyone but Hayley,
281
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,688
let's go eat boiled chicken breast
282
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,356
and look at pictures of cookies.
283
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,943
They all went into this closet
284
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,112
and when I slyly asked them about it,
285
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,822
they were so weird.
286
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,041
School zone, watch your speed!
287
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,543
Oh, good looking out.
288
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,337
I'll take my foot off the gas,
that should slow us down.
289
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,047
No need to use the brake at this point.
290
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,757
Love that. Save it for when you need it.
291
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,259
When you can rely on it to work.
292
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,178
Ooh, can we drive past the kindergarten
293
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,430
as all the kids are being
walked across the street?
294
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,890
Sounds wonderful.
295
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,725
I'll pull right up close
to them in my two-ton van
296
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,477
so we can see their sweet faces.
297
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,858
The brakes are out!
298
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,111
Jello factory!
299
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,871
I thought the jello
would provide a cushion
300
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,581
but it was just factory equipment
301
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,208
and a bunch of sugary powder.
302
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,836
The people make the jello at home,
you idiots!
303
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,254
Someone tried to kill us!
304
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,923
It's getting too scary, Hayley.
305
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,217
Okay, I think
it's for the good of the case
306
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,303
that we take a nice,
long break, come back fresh.
307
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,804
I like a cold case.
308
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,890
Like cold noodles,
cold pizza, it's better.
309
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,642
No, we can't give up!
310
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,520
And I just can't be swinging
from jello factory to jello factory
311
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,979
looking for your dead friend.
312
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,231
You think she's dead?
313
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,482
That's your question?
314
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,651
Nothing about Steve liking cold noodles?
315
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,611
You gotta focus up, Hayley.
316
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,867
Our brakes were cut right after
I asked about the storage closet.
317
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,787
Wherever Danuta is,
the answer is in there.
318
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,998
Kashara always has the
key to it on her ankle.
319
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,417
She's on the third level of the pyramid.
320
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,546
If I can make my way up to the
second level of the pyramid,
321
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,881
I can grab that sweet ankle.
322
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,634
While you do that,
I'm gonna go over the team's I-9s.
323
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,469
Cool! How is that helping us?
324
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,471
When Danuta's found, it would be nice
325
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,391
if there was a fiscally sound
organization to return to.
326
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,684
If she's found!
327
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,978
- How is that helping us?
- It's not!
328
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,401
Great hold, Smith!
329
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,695
You're moving up to
tier two after lunch!
330
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,280
You'll be right under Kashara.
331
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,408
Oh, yeah! Kashara!
332
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,076
Don't take it weird, Kashara.
333
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,997
I just can't wait to get ahold of
dem sweet, sweet, sweet ankles.
334
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,501
- Whoa!
- Will you sign your pom poms for me?
335
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,878
- What?
- Didn't they tell you?
336
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,630
The team generously donates
337
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,508
their signed pom poms to the kids.
338
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,803
Why do they let you hang around here?
339
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,972
What a rude question.
340
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,892
And I was gonna offer to lick the jello
powder off the bumper of your van.
341
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,731
- Where'd you go?
- Yeah, we're gonna beat your face.
342
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,483
- What?
- With makeup!
343
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,735
Makeover time!
344
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,503
I'm so sorry! That was my fault.
345
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,589
Don't worry, we all make mistakes.
346
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,132
I blew my basket toss today.
347
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,634
I clapped on the seven-count.
348
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,135
I got really high once
349
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,554
when I was babysitting my
kid brother and he drowned.
350
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,059
Wow. This is a really supportive group.
351
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,770
Well, let them support you
at the top of the pyramid
352
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,022
'cause that's where I'm putting you!
353
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,440
Why would you do that?
354
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,775
Oh...
355
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,443
I have my reasons.
356
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,780
As the sparkle coach,
I demand to know your reasons.
357
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,240
My therapist told me I
need to take more risks.
358
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,659
My speech therapist.
359
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,036
She gives me tewible advice.
360
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,913
We're running out of
time to find Danuta,
361
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,373
and I haven't gotten the keys yet!
362
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,749
But you did get topper!
363
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,793
I say we drop the investigation
364
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,836
and see where this
cheerleading thing takes you!
365
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,090
Unhelpful.
Steve, please tell me you have an idea.
366
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,385
What? They keep food concessions
separate from beverages?
367
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,886
I can't reconcile this.
368
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,180
Danuta, you morons! Ugh!
369
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,057
I'll have to get into
that closet myself.
370
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,859
Ha, the jig is up, ladies!
371
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,737
It's Hayley! Run!
372
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,698
It's time to come clean.
373
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,700
Hayley, our secret is,
374
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:36,204
we can't afford to give all our
fans authentic Babes pom poms.
375
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,873
So we buy these knockoffs on Alibaba.com
376
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,583
and give them away instead.
377
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,168
This is your big secret?
378
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,921
You must think we're monsters.
379
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,339
No, you're not.
380
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,758
This whole time,
you were acting so weird
381
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,261
but you're all so innocent.
382
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,847
Wait, who's not here?
383
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,684
- Carly! It was you!
- I don't kn...
384
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,477
The note, my brakes,
385
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,397
it all happened as I
went up the pyramid.
386
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,857
You were trying to scare me off
387
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,400
because you thought I was a threat!
388
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,485
Brakes? What are you talking about?
389
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,280
I just wrote you a note because I
know something weird is going on
390
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,698
and I don't want you to get hurt.
391
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,325
So you don't know where Danuta is?
392
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,911
- No! I have no idea!
- But I know!
393
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,414
Carly, cheerleader to cheerleader,
you gotta tell me.
394
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,583
Do I have time to turn
around and see who this is?
395
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,752
Or is my head about to be
covered with a big sack?
396
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,545
- Sack attack!
- Called it.
397
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,964
- Hayley! Are you okay?
- Danuta?
398
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,967
You're lucky,
I had to eat my way out of my own sack.
399
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,469
Danuta, thank God!
400
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,596
- Who put you here?
- I did.
401
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:36,848
Carly?
402
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,808
I didn't say that, my hands are tied.
403
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,769
Carly's mom?
404
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,145
Why are you doing this?
405
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,938
I was a great cheerleader.
406
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,106
I was a topper!
407
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,442
It was my whole life until that bitch
408
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,153
Cyrus Mooney Jr said
I was too old to cheer.
409
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,530
- But I'm not too old to kill!
- Us?
410
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,074
No, I just needed all potential
toppers out of the way.
411
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,785
Now if you'll excuse me,
412
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,745
I have to go put on
my daughter's uniform,
413
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,455
climb to the top of the pyramid,
414
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,249
and when Cyrus comes out
to catch a kiss, it'll be a kiss...
415
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,417
of death.
416
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,836
Kiss of death, y'all!
417
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,755
This is bad.
418
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,965
Why are you wearing a
cheerleading uniform?
419
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,926
I went undercover looking for you.
420
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,846
And I gotta say, I take back
everything I said about cheerleaders.
421
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,389
To your face and behind your back.
422
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,267
You might not believe this,
but in high school...
423
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,561
- You were bullied by a cheerleader?
- Yeah.
424
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,688
- Can you believe it?
- Yes.
425
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,233
Excuse me, Wheels.
Let me just fart in here real quick
426
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,692
and then we'll resume the search...
427
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,362
Oh, hey, ladies! You're rescued!
428
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,731
Thank God! How did you find us...
429
00:18:34,785 --> 00:18:35,815
Oh, no!
430
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,910
Jill was trying to get reimbursed
431
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,204
for an unbelievable amount of mileage,
432
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,706
so in my capacity as team accountant,
433
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,250
I put a tracker on her car.
434
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,585
While I ate four dozen deviled eggs!
435
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,254
Now let's go, girls.
436
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,883
Which one of you prisoners
has the key to this door?
437
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,761
- Damn it!
- Did someone say "Dominic"?
438
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,346
No, get out of here, ya creep!
439
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,056
No, wait, help us, you creep!
440
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,808
We gotta get out of here and stop Jill!
441
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,976
Did you bring your rope?
442
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,728
Why do people always
think I have a rope?
443
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,484
Ew. Your hands are so clammy!
444
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,196
And now, our halftime performers,
445
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,282
the Bazooka Shark Babes!
446
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,285
Due to an uptick in
uninvestigated disappearances,
447
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,830
today's topper will be... Carly!
448
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,582
Jill, what are you doing?
449
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,292
No, it's me, Carly.
450
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,128
You're confused because I
look just like my young mom.
451
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,469
You want your kiss don't ya, Cyrus?
452
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,768
Pucker up and eat this!
453
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,232
Old face, meet young foot!
454
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,902
So close.
455
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,616
Gorilla Stars rule, Sharks drool...
456
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,787
'Zooka Sharks.
457
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,625
Well, we did it again, Wheels.
458
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,209
Case closed, Legman.
459
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,003
Couldn't have done it without you.
460
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,589
What exactly did you guys do?
461
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,841
Well, maybe this wasn't our best work.
462
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,843
Maybe we've lost a step, Wheels.
463
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,803
I don't like that expression.
464
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,388
How insensitive of me.
465
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,561
Jill's going away for a long time.
466
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,521
And Danuta'll be back
on top of the pyramid!
467
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,941
You know, I think
I'm hanging up my pom poms.
468
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,901
The abduction was really traumatic
469
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,029
and I feel I need to be in
therapy for a good long time.
470
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,447
You don't need therapy!
471
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,950
Therapy is for people who
couldn't be cheerleaders.
472
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,242
Thanks, Hayley.
473
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,953
I can't believe you did
this all by yourself.
474
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,037
I had a little help.
475
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,957
Very little.
476
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,626
- Is she still looking?
- I don't care anymore.
477
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,961
As far as I'm concerned,
478
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,296
we're the only two people in the world.
479
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,079
Bye! Have a great time!
480
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:02,142
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