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♪ Why you gon' do that? ♪
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♪ I got a sweet tooth... ♪
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Hey, why'd you turn that off?
I was groovin'.
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I think you just answered
your own question, Dave.
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Oh, hey, honey.
How was your run?
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Oh, awesome.
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So much better than
paying for an expensive gym.
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I got clipped by
a skateboarder
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and stepped on...
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what I hope was burrito, but...
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but still,
we're saving a fortune.
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Yeah, and it's
for a good cause.Yeah.
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Well, you know,
you could just send Grover
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to a free public school
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and not step on burritos.
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No sacrifice is too great
for my baby boy.
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Oh, this is
not burrito.
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Hey, uh,
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did you happen to
run down Cresthaven?
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Dave, I did not pick any figs
off that guy's tree.
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Dave, are you stealing figs?
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It's not stealing.
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The figs are hanging
over a public sidewalk.
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Therefore, per
municipal code,
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these are the people's figs.
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Well, I'm with the fig guy.
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Who is this, anyway?
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I don't know, really.
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I've only ever interacted
with him on SidewalkTalk.
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On Side what now?
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It's a neighborhood app.
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Tina knows
what I'm talking about.
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I've seen her on there.
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Ugh, barely.
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I hate that app.
All people do is talk trash.
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Yeah, but it's also a great way
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to keep up with
what's going on around here
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and communicate
with our neighbors.
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Why do you
need an app?
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You got a mouth.
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Yes, but by using the app,
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I can avoid
awkward confrontations.
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And this whole fig thing
could resolve itself peacefully.
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Also,
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this app is handy
for all kinds of stuff.
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Look at this.
Recommendations for gardeners,
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finding a lost pet.
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I mean, look at this
cute little girl on Marengo.
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"Please help me find
Yertle the Turtle." Aw.
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That's actually a tortoise,
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so his name should be Yortoise.
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Well, the only reason
I even have the app
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is for the section where people
give away stuff they don't want.
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Give away? Like free?
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Ooh, I like free.Okay.
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Wow. Humidifier,
Ping-Pong table.
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Hey, a treadmill.
I could use that.Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know, I'll grab
my keys, I'll drive you over.
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Okay.Ooh, and, uh, get
me some more figs.
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Steal your own
damn fruit.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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There are so many
cute babies here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Daphne's the cutest.
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Agreed, agreed.
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I'm not judging, but
that baby over there?
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He can't sit up yet.
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Wow.
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Daphne's been able to
sit up for a month now.
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Uh-huh.I mean, not judging. I'm sure
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that baby's
good at other things.
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Oh, damn.
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That baby's
holding her own bottle.
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Daphne's so behind.
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Hello, friends.
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My name is Teacher Hannah,
and I'm so happy
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to see some new faces today.
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Let's start off
with five minutes of free play.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Uh, I-I know
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Teacher Hannah from high school.
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Oh.
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Hi, welcome.
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Who is this cutie?
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Uh, well, this is
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my daughter, Daphne.
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And, of course,
I need no introduction.
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Have you been here before?
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No, no. Uh, Hannah...
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It's me, Marty Butler.
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Uh-huh.
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We went to high school together.
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Oh! Um...
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Were you in
Ms. Kittay's English class?
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No. No, I was in honors English.
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We went to junior prom together.
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Oh, my God!Yeah.
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Marty.
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Oh, of course.Ah... Oh.
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You look exactly the same.
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I know, which is why
this is so hurtful.
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I used to have the cutest
nickname for him.
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Oh, I wish I could remember.
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Oh, what-what was it?
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Uh, I doubt any
of us remember it.
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Farty Marty.
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God.
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Is that really
the cutest nickname?
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Well, you turned out great.
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And your wife is beautiful.
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Oh, no, she's not. She...
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I... I mean... No...
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Y-Yes. Yes, she
is beautiful, but
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we are not a couple.
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We're just friends
and co-parents.
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Well, welcome.
And don't worry,
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your little cutie
is gonna be holding
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her own bottle any day now.
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She's just a little behind.
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G...
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Gemma, look.
The treadmill, I get,
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but do we really
need a surfboard?
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It was free.
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Uh...
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That wasn't my question.
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Honey... we don't even surf.
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Because we didn't
have a surfboard.
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Duh.Oh, my...
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There you go, Camille.
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Fresh new spark plugs.
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You deserve them.
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Yes, you do.
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Calvin.
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Camille.
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Dave, this is
a private conversation.
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Don't feel bad, Dave.
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He kicked me out of it, too.
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Why don't you just talk
to your bike, Pee-wee Herman?
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We're car people over here.
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I am not taking that personally.
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You always get grumpy
when it's time
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for the Great Pasadena
Bike Takeover.
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Look, I don't mind the bikes.
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It's the riders
ringing those stupid bells.
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Th-There's 400 of 'em.
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I see you.
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You know what, Malcolm?
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Your father's grumpy energy
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has reminded me of something
that I saw on the Sidewalk app.
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Oh, yeah, I saw that.
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Yeah, a certain
pickup truck owner
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has been generating
a lot of complaints.
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What are you talking about?
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Uh, people are complaining
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that you are driving
up and down the street
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in your rust bucket
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blasting rap music.
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Rust bucket?Mm-hmm.
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They-they couldn't be
talking about my truck.
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Camille is in our family photo.
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Look.
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Oh, okay.
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So this how it is?
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People talking all this trash,
hiding behind they screens?
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This is not how neighbors
treat each other.
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One of 'em gonna call me
Fred Sanford.
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What you laughing at?
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'Cause if I'm Fred,
you Lamont, you big dummy.
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You know what?
I'm downloading that app.
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Uh, no, please don't...
Just ignore it, Pop.
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You can only make it worse.
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I know, and that's
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna make it worse.
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Ooh, uh, Calvin,
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make yourself a cool avatar.
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I'm a coconut with a mustache.
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See, they don't know
who they messing with.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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N... No. No, no, no, no.
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I didn't say "duck."
Don't autocorrect me.
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I said what I said.
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Hey, hey.
What's up?Hi.
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Oh, how was your baby class?
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Oh, it was good.
And Marty knew the teacher.
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Hannah.
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Hannah from high school?
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Oh, snap.
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She had Farty Marty wrapped
around her little finger.
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Oh, I-I barely remember her.
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Oh. I do.
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Marty was so excited
that she agreed
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to go to the prom with him,
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he sold his most valuable
action figure
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to pay for a limo.
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Darth Vader with
the purple lightsaber?
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It was in the box
and everything.
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But you took Hannah to the prom.
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But not from the prom.
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No, she went home
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with the star running back.
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In Marty's limo.
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Oh, Marty.
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You know, I knew
I didn't like that woman.
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Let's find another baby class.
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No, no, hey, hey, wait,
don't be silly.
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Okay?
T-That was a long time ago.
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People change.
I know I have.
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Look, I am
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a grown, successful
businessman.
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And thanks to the invention
of almond milk,
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that nickname is behind me.
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It was behind you then, too.
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Um...
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...is that a rowing machine?
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Yes, it is,
and the price was right: zero.
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Ooh, check this out: a
solar-powered pizza oven.
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And if you have any
good pizza recipes
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you want to give me,
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you can fax them.
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Well,
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getting things
you were never gonna buy
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is not exactly saving money.
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True, but
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as soon as I make a sun pizza,
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I'm in the black.
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Dave, what are you doing?
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Picking up rotten figs, Calvin.
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The fig guy has brought the war
to my home.
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Where my bedroom is.
Where my wife sleeps.
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Where my child
plays with his toys.
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Okay, Michael Corleone,
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i-it's like five figs
on the ground.
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Well, Pop, if you wanted to get
a reaction out of your haters,
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it worked.
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Well, good.
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And guess what,
after five tries,
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autocorrect finally
gave up on "duck."
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Yes, I noticed.
You didn't pull any punches.
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You told Randy B.,
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"I'm gonna slap you
into next week,
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"and then follow you
into that week
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and kick your ass to April."
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Hold on, you told Arthur P.
that you were going to, quote,
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"moonwalk with my foot
in yo' ass"?
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Now, he insulted my truck.
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Calvin, I don't know
that I can "like" this.
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Well, guess what?
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Yo' ass just did.
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Hello, friends.
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I'm so happy to see
all of you today.
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Uh, what? My shirt?
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I'm sorry?No, I just...
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I didn't even realize
I was wearing it.
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It's just a business I own.
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Yeah, I know it might look like
I just work there, but, no.
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I buy these shirts for
the large staff that I hire,
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and sometimes fire.
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Wait. The Fusebox?
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Yeah.I've seen that place.
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Mm-hmm.It's huge.
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You're the owner?
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Wow.Yeah.
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I know.
I know. See,
264
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:03,700
it's how I can be here
in the middle of the day.
265
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,660
You know, I don't have
to ask anybody.
266
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,970
It'd just be like, "Hey, Marty,
can I have the morning off?"
267
00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:10,930
It'd be like, "Sure, Marty!
Take all the time you need."
268
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,630
It's a... That-That's
a boss joke.
269
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,850
Yeah, I know.
270
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,240
You're hysterical!
271
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:21,630
It wasn't that funny.
272
00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:23,770
Even in high school,
273
00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,980
I always knew he'd go far.
274
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,160
We should catch up.
275
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,810
We should.
276
00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:29,950
That'd be nice,
you know?
277
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,900
Take a stroll down memory lane,
278
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,430
reminisce about the time
that you stole his limo.
279
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,600
Oh.
280
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,260
He told you
about that little prank?
281
00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:40,700
I used to be so crazy.
282
00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:41,780
Well, yeah, yeah.
283
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:45,180
She did the craziest stuff.Mm-hmm.
284
00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:49,570
Well, it doesn't sound crazy,
it sounds mean.
285
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,490
Okay, well, we were just kids.
286
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,140
Yeah, and you were a decent kid.
287
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,190
And you were a mean girl
who entertained yourself
288
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,840
by tormenting deluded,
helpless nerds.
289
00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:02,930
Okay, so are you
defending me or...Yes,
290
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,420
I am defending you.Okay, okay.
291
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,460
I see why you aren't a couple.
292
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,600
Oh. Oh, you see, do you?
293
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,080
Oh. Oh. Oh.
294
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,380
How about you see me outside?
295
00:12:14,510 --> 00:12:16,950
Oh. Uh...
296
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,690
All right. All right.Let's go. Go.
297
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,650
Uh, anybody want to sing? Okay.
298
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:22,690
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪
299
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,220
♪ Round and round,
round and round ♪
300
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:26,000
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round... ♪
301
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,920
Okay, now,
no matter what she says,
302
00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,270
stay strong.
303
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,880
You think I'll
cave in to Gemma?
304
00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:37,450
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was talking to myself.
305
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,360
Yeah.
306
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,410
Check it out. A dude on Coronado
is giving away a water heater.
307
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,370
He must be crazy!
308
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,590
Um, Gemma, we need to talk.
309
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,680
Not now.
This baby's gonna move.
310
00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:55,250
Gemma, please,
give Tina the phone.
311
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,250
But I really want...
312
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,950
Give me the phone!
313
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:03,340
I can stop anytime
I want, guys. I'm fine.
314
00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,870
Dave, someone left a whole box
315
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,910
of universal remotes
in my driveway.
316
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,220
Those aren't yours.
317
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,260
Gemma, please, think about this.
318
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,570
How is this helping Grover?
319
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,700
It's not.
320
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,790
No.No.
321
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,140
I have a problem.Yeah.
322
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,580
Maybe I should go sit
in my free massage chair.
323
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:23,710
Gemma,
324
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,580
that thing don't work.Mm.
325
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,110
I know.
But I can fix it.
326
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,240
Okay. All right. I-I...This is bad.
327
00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,590
I'm gonna get her
in the house. Come on.
328
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,890
Come on.
329
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,590
Come on. Come on.Whoa!
330
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:35,680
That's crazy, right?
You know?
331
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,250
Whoa! Watch it!
332
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:38,550
Rock in the road!
333
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,600
That's no rock.
334
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,560
That's Yertle.
335
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:55,480
Calvin, no!
336
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,510
Phew. Little buddy,
you almost got hurt.
337
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,510
Hey, it's okay, people.
338
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,160
Yertle's fine.
339
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,520
Hey, is she asleep?
340
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,090
Yup.
341
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,260
So, um,
342
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,440
do you want to talk about
what happened in class today?
343
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:41,920
You mean when I saved you
from that succubus?
344
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,530
I didn't want to be saved.
345
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,410
I'm a single dad.
346
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,450
I don't exactly have a line
of women knocking down my door.
347
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:53,930
You want to know
the last time I had sex?
348
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,020
Was when we made the baby.
349
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,460
Well, join the club.
350
00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:01,680
It's not like
I don't have needs.
351
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:03,550
And you don't get a lot
of swipes on a dating app
352
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,380
when they ask for your hobbies,
and your answer is "lactating."
353
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:12,820
Okay, look, you and I
are just friends, fine.
354
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,210
But why are you preventing me
355
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,780
from becoming more than
friends with somebody else?
356
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:21,440
Because I couldn't stand
watching her play you like that.
357
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:22,700
That woman sucks.
358
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:26,620
Oh, well, thank you so much.
359
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,490
You're so welcome.
360
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,030
Ooh.
361
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,820
Bedroom?Yes.
362
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,910
Okay, you have got
to have a condom somewhere!
363
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,960
No, I told you,
it's been a while!
364
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:06,220
Hold on. I think... I think
Malcolm has some in his room!
365
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:10,700
Uh, find one?!
366
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,660
Got it!
367
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,010
Yes!MARTY: Yes!
368
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,060
COURTNEY and MARTY:
No!
369
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,280
It's okay, baby.
You're good.
370
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,280
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪
371
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,850
♪ Round and round,
round and round ♪
372
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,640
♪ Wheels on the bus
go round and round... ♪
373
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,200
Okay. I think we're good.
374
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:36,210
Okay. Where were we?
375
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:42,340
Hey, hey,
I got some pizza.
376
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,260
Why?!
377
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,390
You know what?
378
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,870
I should go.
379
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,010
Marty, I think we...
we should call it a night.
380
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:56,010
Good night, Daph.
381
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,230
Okay. All right. Okay.
382
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,850
All right, man,
well, she's not getting any.
383
00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:08,980
She isn't the only one.
384
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,030
Oh, so you couldn't
sell any of this stuff?
385
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,550
Yeah, not only could
we not sell it,
386
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,120
the Got Junk
guys wanted
387
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,080
to charge us 500 bucks
to haul it away.
388
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,640
Oh.
389
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,470
Well, goodbye, panini press.
390
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,990
I'll miss you.
391
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,430
Well, I mean, those presses
are actually pretty good.
392
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,000
Yeah.Don't-don't worry.
We still have one.
393
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,310
One. Sure.
394
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,700
Gemma.
395
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,700
This is hard!
396
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,930
Hey, uh, we're looking
for a Calvin Butler?
397
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,580
Uh, that's me.
398
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:47,100
Oh. And this young lady
must be looking for Yertle.
399
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,980
Yes!
400
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,410
Well, here you go.
401
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,150
Yertle, I missed you so much.
402
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,590
Thank you, Mr. Butler.
403
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,850
Oh, don't worry about it.
404
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,380
He's had his dinner--
a little lettuce
405
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,550
and a half a cantaloupe.
406
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:04,080
You fed that turtle my
seven-dollar cantaloupe?!
407
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,080
You bought
a seven-dollar cantaloupe?
408
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,740
She's so cute.
Look at her.
409
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:13,830
Thanks, Mr. Butler.
I'm Xavier.
410
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,220
We're over on Marengo Circle.
411
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:16,960
Oh, hey, it's Calvin,
and no reason to thank me.
412
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,270
All right?
It's what neighbors do.
413
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,830
I'm sure you would have
did the same.
414
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,400
Yeah, speaking of that,
I actually owe you an apology.
415
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,190
I'm the one off the app
who called you Fred Sanford.
416
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,190
That was you?
417
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,450
Yeah.
418
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,580
Well, you don't owe me
an apology.
419
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,020
You owe an apology...
420
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:34,110
to Camille.
421
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,760
Uh, sorry, uh,
422
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,980
Camille. Camille.Camille. Yeah.
423
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,590
Now, look.
424
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,120
Now, there was a time
425
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,470
that if you had a problem
with your neighbor,
426
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,300
you'd just go
and knock on his door.
427
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,560
So, maybe next time,
why don't you try that?
428
00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:50,690
All right.Okay?
429
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:53,430
Yeah.If I may.
430
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,300
I love what I'm seeing.
431
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,910
You know, this is how
I should have handled
432
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,830
the whole fig situation
with Dan J.
433
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,790
Oh. You're the guy
who's stealing the figs?
434
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,360
I am not stealing them.
435
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:09,400
They were dangling
over a public thoroughfare.
436
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,970
Which I will explain
pleasantly to Dan J.
437
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,670
Hey, Pop?
438
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,190
We're all loaded up.
439
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,240
You know what, Calvin?
I got to say,
440
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:20,760
I'm starting to see
the Sanford and Sonthing.
441
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,250
You know, father and son,
truck full of trash.
442
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,550
Well, I don't.
443
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:32,170
Will you come on, Pop, so we can
get to the junkyard?
444
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,780
Okay, I see it now.
445
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:43,130
Well, come on, you big dummy.
446
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,630
This little library is the
coolest thing in the world.
447
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,890
Yeah, right?
448
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,070
What's that smell?
449
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:05,550
It's compost.
450
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,680
Don't you just love it?!
451
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,470
Hey, Dave.
452
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,690
Hey, Calvin.
453
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,860
Aw, damn-- two Daves?
454
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:21,130
No. Calvin, this is Dan,
455
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,170
the guy with the fig tree.
456
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,610
The app brought us together.
457
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,050
Calvin, I have heard
so much about you.
458
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,350
Dave said you're super awesome.
459
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,700
Okay. Thank you.
460
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,270
Uh...
461
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,840
actually makes me
very, very uncomfortable.
462
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:36,320
Yeah, uh, Calvin,
as a peace offering,
463
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,970
I made Dan a batch of
my famous Fig Johnsons.
464
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,190
Oh.They're like Fig Newtons,
465
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,500
but, obviously, you
know, my last name
466
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:42,500
isn't Newton, so I...No, no,
467
00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:43,800
no, no, Dave, I get it.
468
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:47,980
Oh. You know what would be
perfect to wash these down?
469
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,420
Oh, well... kombucha!Kombucha!
470
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:51,290
Oh, good. Jinx!Jinx!
471
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,720
Up top, Calvin!
472
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,340
Yeah, I'm gonna delete
this app right now.
473
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,300
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