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A lovely summer morning
in a picturesque country scenery.
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Better still, it's the weekend!
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Peace, leisure and nature's delights
are just too tempting.
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But, alas, the moment comes
when the city calls again...
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and it is time to bid farewell.
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Emmi and Felix are no exception here.
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Ever-industrious Emmi stays at home.
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May the rest of the world be lazy,
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she will still dutifully
complete her chores.
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But Felix, too,
will not be absent for too long.
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One thing is for certain:
You can get the guy out of the village
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but you will never get
the village out of the guy.
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At least he is well equipped
with the necessary refreshments.
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You got everything'?
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I think so.
Did you pack the lunch box'?
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Of course!
There's veggie sandwiches.
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Yummy. I love those.
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I know.
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Well then, have a great week-end
with french fries and rock'n'roll.
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Really: I am SO thrilled.
"Fraktus" are gonna be awesome.
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- And give Kai a hug.
-Will do.
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And don't overdo it with, you know...
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And don't you...
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Naaah. But I have to grade
those exams at some point.
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What is it, anyway'?
French and Music class?
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Only French.
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Mmmh French.
My foxy French teacher.
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I'll be thinking of you now and then.
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Only now and then'?
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Yeah right... As if Felix had time
to think of his beloved at a festival.
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This is Felix' best friend Kai.
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He's always coming late...
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well - to appointments, that is
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and if anything, he is one sly old dog.
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Anyway, the ladies love him.
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- Hey, what's up'?
- You are pretty damn late, man!
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I'm really sorry man.
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But first I screwed up my bike...
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and then I screwed this girl!
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Dude. Are you kidding me'?
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SWEAR that's what happened!
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See, me and the guys were out last night.
Just a couple beers, y'know.
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Then we met that girl and
you know how it goes.
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Shut up already.
Let's just get going!
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Whoa, whoa wait!
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So, I was on my way through the park,
everything perfectly on schedule.
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That girl, Nazran, or was it Nazen'?
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I went home from her place, got my stuff
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and made sure those tickets were safe.
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Cause you don't wanna lose them, right!
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Then on to Lena's - she says hi-
to pick up Karsten our camping stove.
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Weather is fine, sun is shining,
headphones on full blast,
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everything under control, I rule!
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Then suddenly, right out of the blue...
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There's this girl!
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Next thing, I just banged into her.
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Oh fuck! Shit!
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Are you fucking nuts?!
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Her anger is quite justified.
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Steffi isn't usually the kind of girl
who is easily thrown off balance.
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Erm, I'm so sorry!
Are you hurt'?
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Nah, I'm fine. But my butt hurts.
That's going to be one giant bruise.
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Um, any chance I can make up for that?
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Why don't you blow me.
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Maybe we should swap numbers'?
By the way, I'm Kai. Hello!
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Hi Kai. But don't get your hopes up:
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You're just a rebound
and I'm gonna need some more.
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Huh'? What are rebounds'?
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Obedient men who I
have sex with only once
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to forget my shitty ex-lover.
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Whaa'? No, I wanted your number
cause I wrecked your bike.
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If you like, I can fix it.
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Alright, then.
Gimme your phone!
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So it's Steffi.
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Yup.
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Oh shit, this late already!'?
I have to catch a train!
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L gotta go-
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Phone!
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The bikes are over there!
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Where are you headed'?
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I have to go to Amsterdam!
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Okay, maybe I overdid it a little
with that exit. But you know me...
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plus I didn't want
to leave you waiting.
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And as I was pushing
my bike out of the bushes...
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No way, Kai!
You're making this up!
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And the weather isn't
nearly as sunny.
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That's just a tiny cloud -
the sun always shines in Cologne, right'?
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Ey Mister Rebound, you forgot
your jacket. Is that your usual style?
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Hey, that's her.
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- Who'?
- That girl from the park!
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So what'? Doesn't matter!
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And she's got our tickets.
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Why does she
have the tickets,
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goddamn“ Kai, no way!
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The tickets were in my jacket
and she's got the jacket.
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Man and we were late already!
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Fuck!
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OK, listen. What we do is:
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We'll just take the next train
and right now we'll go get those tickets.
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Come on, Felix!
We'll just leave a little later!
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Well if this isn't
just going perfectly well!
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Let's have a look if at least
Emmi is acting according to plan.
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Oh no, Emmi!
Not the internet!
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Well, well, well.
What has Felix been up to'?
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What, really'?!
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If this isn't Magda!
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Magda?
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Are you talking about Emmi's number one
fellow troublemaker back in school?
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I recall just too well that incident
with the roller skates and the eggplant.
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Ah, well.
Those were the days...
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Hi Magda, it's Emmi!
Long time no see!
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Hey is that you on a cat picture
on the internet, all naked'?!
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Hey, Emmykins!
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Great to hear from you!
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Yup, that's me alright!
Sexy, isn't it'?
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What'?'?
Did you upload that on purpose'?
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Well, not really.
Quite a long story.
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And before I get sore from typing,
let's have a talk on phone soon.
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It's high time, anyway -
after all those years!
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Okay, now you've got
me all curious. Bye!
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See ya!
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So, nice to have you here, guys!
Hot, isn't it'?
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Maybe a refreshing drink
to keep your blood flowing'?
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Definitely yes!
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Actually, we only wanted to get
the tickets really quickly.
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But Felix, just look at this delicious
fruit punch. That's just what we need!
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Would the both of
you like some fruit'?
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- Maybe just a little...
- Here, have one!
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- Bottoms up, then'?
- Bottoms up! Cheers!
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Come on Felix!
What is it with you!'?
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He's no good at drinking any more,
he'll even sip a shot, like, forever!
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What's your problem'?
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This stuff is so delicious,
you have to savor it.
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That's right!
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What is going on here'?!
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Steffi will not turn Felix' head
as well, will she'?
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So what do you do for a living'?
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I'm a software engineer.
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And what does a software
engineer do all day'?
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Well, I do applications for banks
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which run in the background
while you withdraw some cash.
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That's awesome! Can't you do something
so I can get more money'?
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Naah, people always ask that, but due
to quality assurance that's impossible.
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Come on! You do the coding,
you gotta be able to do that!
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Nope. There are like several other people
double-checking my shit and...
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- What'?
- Dude!
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Hi.
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This is Anke.
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The color tells it all:
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Anke is, of course, drinking
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soy milk!
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So, do you girls
have any plans for tonight'?
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Kai! We are STILL
going to that festival, man!
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I want to see "Fraktus" and eat french fries!
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Come on, Felix,
we can just as well go tomorrow.
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Yeah, good plan! You go tomorrow.
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We're going to the lake now.
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Come on Felix!
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Alright but we're taking the train
tomorrow morning at 9:30!
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Yes, awesome!
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Isn't that's just great!
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While things seem to get
totally out of hand for the boys
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Emmi is back on track!
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Or is she'?!
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No, Emmi!
Not the phone!
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- Yeah'?
- Hi! It's me.
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- Who's there'?
- It's Emmi.
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I decided to give you a call,
having nothing to do and all.
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Am I interrupting something'?
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No, not at all.
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I'm just having sex
with my boyfriend and this other guy.
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Dafuq!
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Hey, you still there'?
Too much information for you'?
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That never used to be an issue back then.
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Good to hear your voice again.
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Well, yes, um...
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Wait a second,
my boyfriend is too loud.
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Would you pipe down, please?
I'm on the phone.
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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If you like, why don't you join us.
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Join you?!
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Here, listen.
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Emmi'? Are you still there'?
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Uh, Magda! What was THAT right now'?!
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Seriously, I just wanted to know
about that picture and the cat.
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Well, my dear, I think
you'll just have to come visit me.
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Then I'll just drop by tomorrow.
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I don't feel like grading
any more papers, anyway.
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Well that was easy!
What is Felix up to these days'?
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Very good question indeed, Magda!
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Right now he is raptly listening
to Steffi's number one topic.
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How do you do it'? That bloody bastard!
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First he fucks that ugly bitch
at the gym, then you find out,
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then he doesn't have
the balls to admit it,
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and then it's just shouting,
fighting, texting and crying,
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it just makes you wanna puke!
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So I dumped him
and now everything is just cool.
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I'm free to fool around, aren't I.
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Yeah, I can picture that.
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Yeah, can't you just, Felix!
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You know what:
I'm picturing it right now.
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After the last round of fucking
I was so glad to get rid of that guy.
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But I need at least 5 rebounds
after him. Kai was number 3.
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You're counting'?! Are you 16 or what'?
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Counting, shmounting!
Up to 3 is really not a lot.
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10 and up, I'll get
a little black book.
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- Seriously, that guy was total fail, Effi!
- Yup. A real jerk, right'?
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Yes, and all the time I had
to listen to that quacking.
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Your ex-boyfriend, the duck.
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Is Steffi telling that
duck-dick-story again?
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Morning Normen!
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Never heard that one before...
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- Who's this?
- Him'? He's our roommate.
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And what about that duck-dick-story'?
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Ah, that's a funny one!
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Because Anke found "The bizarre Sex-Life
of Animals" on her parents' bookshelf.
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She gave it to me as
a birthday present.
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And it says that some
ducks' penises can be
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up to 4O cm long and are
twisted like a corkscrew.
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Me, I wouldn't fancy
a giant corkscrew cock!
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But those fuckers just screw
that thing in by sheer force. Ugh!
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But: Those ducky-pussies have
some kind of built-in blind alley
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that can be opened and closed.
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Lovely little example
of feminist resistance, so to say.
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An when duck dude has screwed
his thing in he doesn't even notice
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that insemination
is not an option anymore.
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Tough luck, sucker!
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Well, I told Normen about that
but he just can't handle it.
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And Anke was totally
terrified and wanted us
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to do something about it,
like collect signatures or so
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because this is totally...
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Fucking sexist duck shit!
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- Cool.
- So! Now off to the lake, shall we'?
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Well, I usually say vulva.
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Vulva'?! Absolutely not!
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Sounds like talking to a doctor!
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Well Emmi just calls it "Mumu".
I think that's sweet.
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Sweet, alright. That's just cute.
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- Yeah, just like the two of you, Felix.
- What's that supposed to mean'?!
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Just like my grandpa.
He used to say cherry.
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But that sounds
just like 70s porn!
242
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,971
Totally!
243
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,853
Whoa, Steffi!
244
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,656
Well whatever...
245
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:31,901
What's going on with this guy'?
I hardly recognise him!
246
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,759
Well that reminds me of last year!
247
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,912
I went swimming with these guys,
had a really good time.
248
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,874
Plus: we were all super-naked!
249
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,621
So what'?
250
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,816
And then we all made out,
it was awesome!
251
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,053
Great porn tale
you're trying to tell me.
252
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,824
- Welcome to Porntopia!
- What, Pornotopia'?
253
00:21:55,920 --> 00:22:00,519
Yeah, Marcuse said that you have to
classify pornography the right way
254
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,034
and not confuse it with real sex.
255
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:07,679
Because it's media-translated sexuality
and completely different from real life.
256
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,445
Okay, so...'?
257
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:15,599
Porn doesn't know negative feelings.
No "not in the mood", no jealousy,
258
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,514
all bodies fit each other,
everyone wants everybody all the time.
259
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,536
Those bodies are
always ready, always willing...
260
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,104
So basically it's just like us right now'?
261
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,719
We've been together for 10 years now.
That's quite a long time.
262
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,927
I can't even begin to imagine.
That's just not for me!
263
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,789
Well, we're getting along just great
and the best thing is:
264
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,826
If you've known each other for so long,
you can just READ the other person.
265
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,679
- So everything it's rather perfect...
- But'?
266
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,216
There is no "but".
267
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,293
Lucky you, then! We had a lot of "but".
268
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,759
Lots of shit going on from the start.
269
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,229
But you try because you want to
and you think it's got to work someday.
270
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,306
But now I'm just glad
to be rid of that guy.
271
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,679
I think what scares me most
would be not being with Emmi any more.
272
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,000
Really?
273
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,719
I also fear being in that
relationship forever, though.
274
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,415
What more could come from it'?
275
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,733
Well the grass is always
greener on the other side, right'?
276
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,280
What's that supposed to mean'?
277
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,445
Snitched Garments?
278
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,221
Stolen clothes!'?
279
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,784
It certainly will not alarm these people.
280
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:07,519
The remains are shared in harmony
and mixed with confident style.
281
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,707
Now there's something
to tell your grand-kids, Kai!
282
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,218
Hey, slow it down a little!
283
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,720
- Here!
- Awesome!
284
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,815
Wait a sec. What are you doing'?
285
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,269
I'm like, doing my job!
286
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,679
No no no, Kai.
287
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,088
Your job is the blow-job.
288
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,555
No way!
289
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,679
Now if that isn't
working out just wonderfully.
290
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:02,141
Well, let us see what Steffi and Felix
are up to in the meantime.
291
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,037
What is it'?
292
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,389
I think I'm a tad too drunk.
293
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,675
From all that radish and
cucumber, or what!?
294
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,568
They are kicking in badly.
295
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:50,152
You know what: I'll just quickly
get us some anti-hangover-potion.
296
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,858
Alright...
297
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,091
Sweet...
298
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,821
Those two there, who are they'?
299
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,178
Those are my two sweethearts, my lovers.
300
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,794
- Both of them'?
- Yup! Both of them.
301
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,410
We're having a menage a trois.
302
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,853
Like, a real relationship between three'?
303
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,933
Awesome.
304
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,173
And which one is your boyfriend'?
305
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,840
- Well, simply both of them.
- Like, serious boyfriends'?
306
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,319
- Like, serious boyfriends.
- And you love them both'?
307
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,245
I love them both but in different ways.
308
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:32,279
But if I like a girl
I want her all for myself!
309
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,045
But that's just so possessive to think.
310
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,549
I want to set both of
them free, they should
311
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,064
be able to do what they want.
And me, too.
312
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,397
- Hi!
- Hello.
313
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,466
- Does Magda live here'?
- That's right.
314
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,824
- Bye Roman.
- See you!
315
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,448
You must be Emmi, then.
316
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,111
- Magda already said you'd be coming.
- Um, yes.
317
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,648
So we know each other
from the phone yesterday, right.
318
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,085
Come in!
319
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,717
I was just on my way
to get some breakfast.
320
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,606
Magda is still sleeping,
but just wake her up.
321
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,599
And could I perhaps borrow
some money for the breadrolls'?
322
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,728
Yes of course.
323
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,146
- Cool, thanks. I'll be back in a minute.
- See you!
324
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,616
Hello'?
325
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,584
Hello'?
326
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,309
Morning!
327
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,051
Magda?
328
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,333
Why are you shaking me like that'?
329
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,624
My brains are falling out.
330
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,301
- Emmi! How lovely!
- Hey there!
331
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,810
Had a rough night or what?
332
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,202
Well I don't usually get up this early.
333
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,333
Hello there!
334
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,639
Mademoiselle Schmidt!
You certainly kept your good looks!
335
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,664
Thank you.
336
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,611
Let me just freshen up a little
337
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,467
and then I'll tell you
all about that cat picture.
338
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,602
Hold on right there!
339
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,984
That's a little too fast for me.
340
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,715
Now what is it with
that cat picture, Magda'?
341
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,472
Oh right. Well
342
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,199
There was this guy Peter
from the community garden.
343
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,130
I always thought he was kinda hot.
344
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,197
So we had sex.
345
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:12,154
But after a while he wanted me
to do all those cat things.
346
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,719
Like miaowing, scratching,
arching my back and licking my paws.
347
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:19,122
First it was fun
but at some point I lost interest.
348
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,479
But then there were still
all those pictures of me on the web
349
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:28,965
and now Peter has a bad conscience
and keeps giving me free veggies.
350
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,954
And that's the whole story.
He's really weird.
351
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,576
Do you remember these lists we made'?
352
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,114
- Oh god, yes! The make-out charts?
- Yeees!
353
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,970
- Who did we write down anyway'?
- Sascha, remember'?
354
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,594
- Tobias, Matthias, Paul.
- Right!
355
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,568
Plus the blow-job class!
356
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,885
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
357
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,856
Hello!
358
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,186
Hello Olaf!
359
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,250
Well if that wasn't a successful
reunion for the two of you.
360
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,941
I think I'll get dressed now.
361
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,389
Wait! Let's do the opposite.
362
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,343
Performing an act of solidarity, Olaf?
363
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,158
- Hello.
- Hi.
364
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,859
Now let's have breakfast.
365
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,805
I could do with some strong coffee.
How about you'?
366
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,571
- Definitely.
- Yes, me too.
367
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,887
So'? How did it go with you'?
368
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,962
It's been so very hot!
369
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,239
I tell you, I had a really
naughty tingling in my coochie.
370
00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:01,120
And when we came home it
totally just burst out of us.
371
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:05,990
We dragged each other to the bed,
ripping our clothes off.
372
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,519
Oh, and he grabbed
my hips this certain way,
373
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,581
I really love that,
and he lifted me onto the bed...
374
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:17,720
We should put up signs in the flat:
"Danger - hot roommates!"
375
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:25,376
Oh, and he licked me, full treatment.
376
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,125
And I have this new strap-on
377
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,159
and at first I thought he's just
this straight dimwit and he won't do it.
378
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,050
But I think he was really into it, then.
379
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:41,883
And me, I got off just looking down.
The view is quite hot, really...
380
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,554
How about you'?
381
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,968
Weeell. We didn't get
off to a good start.
382
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,152
- What do you mean'?
- He didn't get a hard-on.
383
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,391
I wanted him so badly
but it didn't work out.
384
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,619
Well, shit happens.
385
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,781
It was a little cute, though.
386
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,751
But maybe we can make up for that.
387
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,451
Maybe I'll just go wake him up.
388
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,802
Or do you think that's weird,
with Emmi and all'?
389
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:21,079
Come on, Effi! You started this yesterday.
You gotta finish what you started.
390
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,424
Right you are!
391
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,923
Look who's up already.
392
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,970
Good morning!
393
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,349
Morning.
394
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,176
Morning Kai!
395
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,000
That doesn't sound like
we're gonna catch that train.
396
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,941
Well, I think it sounds very good.
397
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,696
Are you in for a second round'?
398
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,661
I'd love to, but no time for that.
399
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,947
I'm meeting up with
Janosch and Maike to go riding.
400
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,829
But isn't that a little weird
for you anyway,
401
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,349
me and your roommate,
in the park and all.
402
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,853
We're very socialist about that.
403
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,789
- And about your roommate,
what's his name'? - Normen.
404
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:32,759
Right. If he should ever move out,
may I move in with you then'?
405
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,741
Don't think so. Normen is never
going to leave, he's been living
406
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:40,106
here for like 50 years.
He's permanent, he won't go!
407
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,306
You got a toothbrush for me'?
408
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,954
You don't have one'? I thought
you were going to that festival.
409
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,949
Well, no. I never bring one:
It's the perfect pick-up line!
410
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,411
Well, here's Normen's.
411
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,479
Are we living it up tonight'? A friend
of mine is throwing a killer party.
412
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,970
Effi wants to go, too.
413
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,544
Killer party sounds fun, I'm coming.
414
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,392
Sounds like Felix is coming as well.
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