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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,656 --> 00:00:09,656 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:12,656 --> 00:00:15,400 Do you get off at Viterbo? - No. So many questions! 3 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,608 Sorry, I meant no harm. I'm hardly a free man, you know. 4 00:00:18,678 --> 00:00:21,405 Married? - No, still a bachelor for a few hours more 5 00:00:21,475 --> 00:00:23,916 but at one, I'll be a husband! - Congratulations! 6 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,600 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 7 00:00:36,191 --> 00:00:39,770 Dear young people, you are here in front of the altar of God, 8 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,489 to exchange the solemn vows of your eternal love. 9 00:00:44,209 --> 00:00:47,960 My poor daughter! To marry such a vulgar man! 10 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:50,400 She's so sensitive. - Mama, what do you expect? 11 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:54,015 He's one who's come up from nowhere. - But he did buy her a nice house! 12 00:00:54,085 --> 00:00:58,080 Lucky her who's going to live in Rome! - Poor thing, so far away from me. 13 00:00:58,150 --> 00:00:59,960 Right. - Without her mom! 14 00:01:01,464 --> 00:01:05,440 The years will pass, but always will be eternal your love... 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,800 Is it true that he was a foreman? - You heard that too? 16 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:11,490 But his partner has a different air. - Which is he? 17 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:12,960 The one with the beard. 18 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:18,210 You, Elena Bonfatti, do you take, the here present Alberto Mariani, 19 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:22,440 as your legitimate husband, according to the rite of Holy Mother Church? 20 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,360 Yes. 21 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:29,080 You, Alberto Mariani, do you take the here present Elena Bonfatti, 22 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:34,000 as your legitimate wife, according to the rite of Holy Mother Church? 23 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,680 Yes. 24 00:01:55,989 --> 00:01:58,480 I unite you in marriage, 25 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,520 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 26 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 THE HUSBAND 27 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,650 I'm going up to the office. - Thank you for coming to get us. 28 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,520 It's not raining anymore, dear. Watch out for your new shoes, there's a puddle! 29 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:27,600 I already put them in the puddle! - Take the hat box, baby! Don't get it wet! 30 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:29,810 But it's already wet. - Take my purse. 31 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,327 Gimme all of it, dear. - Here are the magazines! 32 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,600 Help me, love! - Step out, sweetie. 33 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:38,120 Do I give this to you or to your lady? 34 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,594 To me, to me! I get all! - Goodbye, Ma'am. 35 00:04:40,664 --> 00:04:42,717 Still calling her Ma'am? 36 00:04:42,787 --> 00:04:46,080 Then bye, Elena, get some rest. And don't get exhausted! 37 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:48,792 What was that wink? Not nice! 38 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:51,800 He may not be witty but he's the only friend I have. Bye! 39 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,880 Why doesn't he shave that beard? 40 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:56,812 He was lieutenant of the Alpines. - Greeting, Dotto'! 41 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:58,960 Go Rome always! - Go Rome! 42 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,320 Bring the suitcases. Rome! - Right away. 43 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:07,600 Here we are! Do you have the keys, dear? 44 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:09,250 No, you must. - Got'em. 45 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,160 My house, my house, how much you cost! Won't it open? 46 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:15,078 Paolina must've locked it. - Who's Paolina? - The maid. 47 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,210 Did she lock herself in? - Must be afraid. She's just a girl: 48 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:21,000 so withdrawn, shy! - Welcome, Sir. 49 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,330 Paolina, go and bring the bags downstairs with the porter. 50 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,480 Yes, Sir. 51 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,360 Just a girl! 52 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,811 Kitten, won't you carry me in? - Carry you? Why? 53 00:05:31,881 --> 00:05:34,280 Please! I'm dreamed of this my whole life! 54 00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:36,360 As you wish, my cherry. 55 00:05:37,063 --> 00:05:39,197 Your kitten will carry you in his arms! 56 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:43,250 Come on, let's do it like the Americans! Whoa, how heavy you got! 57 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,221 No, on the right, not the left! - Oh, yes, the right! 58 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,604 Careful! You'll hurt my appendicitis! 59 00:05:49,794 --> 00:05:52,720 Oh! What a strike on the knee! - The knee! 60 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,600 A little kiss and it's all better, eh? Oh, God! I heard a crick! 61 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,320 The sunglasses! They cost 10,000 lire! 62 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:02,280 With all the money you earn! 63 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:05,170 And what did I spend on the honeymoon? What was that? 64 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,380 A gift for you from Mom. Like it? 65 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,970 It makes me feel old, dead. 66 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,690 Yes, indeed, my grandfather died there. - Oh God! - Are you shocked? 67 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,640 No! Bad luck, stay away! 68 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:18,555 A gift from my classmates at the conservatory. 69 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,160 Stefania, Simona, Matilde and me with the cello. 70 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:24,730 What? Will you continue to play it? - Yes. 71 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,410 The first telephone call! Let me answer. 72 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,880 Yes, you answer. But who are you? You're my boss! 73 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:35,280 Yes, whom do I speak to? Yes, The Bonf... um, Mariani house. 74 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,880 Who do you want? 75 00:06:37,091 --> 00:06:39,400 What? Mr. Gargano? 76 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,730 Hey, Garga'! Garga', forget it! 77 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,643 Will you gimme a million or not? 78 00:06:44,713 --> 00:06:47,679 Did I give you the roost, yes or no? Like Bari? 79 00:06:47,749 --> 00:06:50,318 First Bari, then no Bari, what the heck is this? 80 00:06:50,388 --> 00:06:53,840 I'm building a four story mansion, I need some cash! 81 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,320 What? 82 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:59,210 Excuse me, I set up my house, honeymoon, broke my glasses, 83 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,560 I've notes going around and I need cash! 84 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:05,250 Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? 85 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,080 But I'll slam the ledgers on his head! 86 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:13,360 Oh, his sister-in-law has died? So sad! Who cares! 87 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,440 He goes to his sister-in-law's funeral and I send him to prison! Prison! 88 00:07:17,893 --> 00:07:20,360 At night you can hear the crickets. - What? 89 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,975 At night you can hear the crickets. - Where? 90 00:07:23,045 --> 00:07:25,160 From the terrace. - Yes? 91 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,080 Watch out, it's hot! 92 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:30,512 How old are you, Paolina? - I'll turn 17 in September. 93 00:07:30,582 --> 00:07:33,480 Do you have a boyfriend? - I'm still a muleta (girl), Sir. 94 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:35,440 Muletta(mule)? A cavallona(mare/stacked woman)! 95 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:38,570 What's a cavallona? - It means beware of soldiers. 96 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,560 Why? - Because soldiers are clever and prepare traps! 97 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:44,120 Why should I care? I only hang out with students! 98 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:46,640 Damn, what a rascal you are! 99 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,440 What are you doing, Paolina? Take the coffee to the lady! 100 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,400 You know that Paolina cracked me up! 101 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,800 She says you can hear crickets on the terrace. 102 00:07:55,870 --> 00:07:58,151 What are those steps for? - You noticed? - Yes. 103 00:07:58,221 --> 00:07:59,800 Come, it's a surprise. 104 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:02,880 I've ruined myself but I also took the terrace above! 105 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,160 So we make the room for the children! 106 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,730 Don't start with children. We've said no for now. 107 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,770 Yes, we've said it, but I want children, dear. 108 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,640 I want them too. But right now let's be alone! 109 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:17,596 This door opens to the stairs, we close it and we'll be alone. 110 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:20,080 Won't it be a waste of money? - Waste? 111 00:08:20,150 --> 00:08:23,349 This is the highest point in Rome. Don't you feel the fresh air? 112 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,001 Look at that panorama. 113 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:29,200 Meadows, trees. We're in the city and at the same time in the country. 114 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,854 Where's the city? - Eh? Well... 115 00:08:31,924 --> 00:08:34,646 You can't see it now but in a few years we'll be in the center! 116 00:08:34,716 --> 00:08:37,920 See how many they're building? They get bigger day by day. 117 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,200 See that piece of land with the shrubs? 118 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:43,050 5 years ago a friend told me, "Buy it for a million. " 119 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,810 Know how much it's worth today? 25 million! 120 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,640 You earned 24 million that way without any work? 121 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:51,960 Honestly, I didn't have the million to buy it. 122 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:56,023 Do not look so, it's temporary. We'll put plants everywhere. So green! 123 00:08:56,093 --> 00:08:58,530 I'll water... - We'll get a gardener! 124 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,229 You'll play the cello. Lounge chairs, umbrellas, swings! 125 00:09:02,299 --> 00:09:05,125 A guest room would be really great! 126 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,080 What guests? 127 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,240 If one day my mother or sister comes to visit... 128 00:09:11,571 --> 00:09:14,880 No, Elena. We won't build a guest room. 129 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,287 Only you and I alone must enjoy this. 130 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:22,120 I got it so no one would come to live above our heads. 131 00:09:23,003 --> 00:09:26,920 You'll see. If we're alone we'll always have a peaceful, happy life. 132 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,280 Without worries, in peace... 133 00:09:41,669 --> 00:09:44,863 Commendatore, the ground is paid for, the foundation finished, 134 00:09:44,933 --> 00:09:49,010 the loan is insured, but to finish we need cash, help us! 135 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:55,437 Boys, I would help you, but you're putting up a 4 floor palace without any cash! 136 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,903 But Gargano introduced us to you! He won't pay! 137 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:01,515 I'd brought some cash, but the marriage, the terms of the house, 138 00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:05,772 the decorations and all that. My wife has a mouth this big! 139 00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:10,611 Boys, how much do you need? - Let's go to the bar. - No, I've an MP to see. 140 00:10:10,681 --> 00:10:13,243 Make me a sensible proposal and I'll get back to you. 141 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,280 A beer? - Engineer, phone! 142 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,656 It's your wife! - We need 2 million, Sir. 143 00:10:18,726 --> 00:10:21,592 My wife is on the phone. - Does your partner have a degree? 144 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,262 The workers call us that, but I'm a surveyor. 145 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,605 Were you an Alpine? - Just wait a few moments� - I've stuff to do! 146 00:10:27,675 --> 00:10:30,531 Why are you calling? Something urgent? - No, nothing! 147 00:10:30,601 --> 00:10:33,350 Why call then? - Do you know who's here, Alberto? 148 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:35,320 Who's here, Elena? - Mom! 149 00:10:35,390 --> 00:10:39,754 Wait, Sir, I'll be right there! - Hello? - No, no! I'm in a hurry. Gotta go, Elena! 150 00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:42,430 Guess what mom brought? - What, Elena? 151 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,760 I don't know! I'm not psychic, Elena! A ham? - No! 152 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,133 What then? Eggs? 153 00:10:47,203 --> 00:10:51,000 If you want to know, wait on the phone! Don't hang up! 154 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:54,450 Elena! Hello, Elena? - Pay attention and listen! 155 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,990 If the commendatore leaves and doesn't give me 2 million, I'm ruined! 156 00:10:59,176 --> 00:11:02,599 Engineer, goodbye! - No, Commendatore, stop! I'm done! Wait! 157 00:11:02,669 --> 00:11:07,136 Ernesto, come here! C'mere! Take this! And cut that beard! Commendatore! 158 00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:09,830 My beard...? Hello? 159 00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:21,059 Commendatore! Don't go! One minute and we can settle this! Wait! Stop! 160 00:11:21,129 --> 00:11:23,625 Gargano owes me 1.2 million, yes or no? 161 00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:27,220 But who do you think you are! You think only you know MPs? 162 00:11:37,018 --> 00:11:41,320 Did you like it, darling? - Very nice, Elena, congratulations! 163 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:44,640 Who are you? - To be honest, I'm Ernesto. 164 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,665 Who's Ernesto? - His partner. 165 00:11:46,735 --> 00:11:50,920 Partner? - I replaced Alberto. The commendatore was getting away. 166 00:11:52,535 --> 00:11:55,491 I ask myself, did my wife have to call me right now? 167 00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:57,733 Can you be more stupid? 168 00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:59,934 Yeah, the poor girl is an imbecile! 169 00:12:00,004 --> 00:12:02,390 Erne'! You mustn't call my wife an imbecile! 170 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,267 Sorry, I'm just mad. You had to marry now? 171 00:12:05,337 --> 00:12:07,579 When should I get married? After 6 years? 172 00:12:07,649 --> 00:12:10,763 And now she made us lose 2 million! - I'll call Gargano. 173 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:14,003 And if he says no, I'll go to him! - What will you do? - I'll go! 174 00:12:14,073 --> 00:12:18,006 You shouldn't have spent what you did! - One's not allowed to get a house? 175 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:22,049 No, you were forced because she wouldn't have married you if you hadn't bought it. 176 00:12:22,119 --> 00:12:24,639 Other expenses you should've avoided. - Which others? 177 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:29,740 There were 20 guests. A house needs a heater and a fridge! What other expenses? 178 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:32,087 Your sister. - Don't tell her I'm here! 179 00:12:32,157 --> 00:12:35,211 Tell her that I'm in Asia. - Asia over there? - She's there! 180 00:12:35,281 --> 00:12:37,468 Oh, God! She'll ask for money! 181 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,674 Hi, Sofi'! - Hi, Albe'! - What's up? 182 00:12:39,744 --> 00:12:43,843 We come to thank you for inviting us to the wedding! - I'm sorry but I couldn't. 183 00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,913 You're ashamed of your family 184 00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:50,078 who aren't worthy of your violin playing wife! - Forget about all that, Sofi'! 185 00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:54,153 It wasn't on your account or uncle's, but your husband who always gets drunk. 186 00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:57,461 You're always fighting. What's that? - Can't you see? 187 00:12:57,531 --> 00:13:00,921 Since you've married and forgot that mama is dead 188 00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:04,014 we've restored mama's tombstone. Have we done wrong? 189 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:09,120 No, you've done right... - 48,000, Albe'! - 48,000... I see. 190 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:12,637 It was the least we could do for poor mama. Her tomb had been abandoned. 191 00:13:12,707 --> 00:13:15,920 Did you pay it? - No, Albe', how could we? 192 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:17,517 Dividing it three ways? 193 00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:23,800 Albe', if we had the money, I wouldn't have come to you! I would've paid for mama! 194 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:27,325 OK, Sofi', don't cry. I'll pay for the tombstone. 195 00:13:27,812 --> 00:13:29,680 Did you notice uncle? 196 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,556 I did. I'm happy to see him well. How are you, uncle? 197 00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,200 What do you care? 198 00:13:35,644 --> 00:13:37,333 Excuse me, huh! You see? 199 00:13:37,403 --> 00:13:39,720 Uncle! "What do you care?" he says! 200 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,422 You see him, Albe'? 201 00:13:41,775 --> 00:13:44,098 And where is he going to sleep? - Where sleep? 202 00:13:44,638 --> 00:13:46,969 Where? Where he's sleeping already. 203 00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:50,524 No, Albe', we're 3 siblings! 2 years with me, 2 years with Otello 204 00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:53,184 and now where will he sleep? - Yes. - Where, Albe'? 205 00:13:53,254 --> 00:13:56,838 Where, Sofi'? I just got married and I need my privacy! 206 00:13:56,908 --> 00:13:58,628 Eh, yeah. - Yeah! That's right! 207 00:13:58,698 --> 00:14:02,569 You have 3 terraces: in front, in back and on top. That's more than you need! 208 00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:05,089 And who built the terrace, tell me? Uncle? 209 00:14:05,159 --> 00:14:08,292 Build a guest room and that poor old man can sleep there? 210 00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,477 He's your mother's brother! 211 00:14:10,547 --> 00:14:13,619 He's mom's brother. And I love you, Uncle. I love you 212 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,943 but nobody's touching that terrace! 213 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:18,204 You want to take away my view? Sorry! 214 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,085 It's a little terrace! Probably 1 meter by 80... Sorry, Uncle! 215 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:25,607 1 meter by 80! Is he going to sleep with his feet over the balcony? 216 00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,841 Big enough for a kid. - Yeah. 217 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:30,291 No, not even a kid! It's dinky! - Yeah, yeah. 218 00:14:30,361 --> 00:14:31,775 Yeah! That's right! 219 00:14:31,845 --> 00:14:34,640 How could you even think it? For my part, I don't know! 220 00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:46,675 What are you doing, Mom? 221 00:14:46,745 --> 00:14:50,009 This'll be a separate entry, this way we won't disturb anyone. 222 00:14:50,079 --> 00:14:53,593 Here'll be your sister's room, a bathroom, and this my room! - No, Mom, no. 223 00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:57,970 Why not? - Alberto will never agree. He bought it for us and wants no one else! 224 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,187 That's him but do you agree too? - Yes, but I'll never ask him again. 225 00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:05,503 No need to! We'll leave the chalkings and when he comes to the terrace, 226 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:10,139 he'll see them, understand and offer it to me himself if he's nice. Or else...! 227 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:15,511 Listen, I don't want any hypocrisy. - This isn't hypocrisy, but strategy! 228 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,058 Why do you think your dad and I got along so well? - 'Cause of love. 229 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:22,189 No, because I never told him the truth! Paolina, listen up. 230 00:15:22,259 --> 00:15:25,858 Yes, Ma'am? - Pardon my curiosity, but don't you wear a bra? 231 00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:30,840 No, Ma'am, it's an unnecessary expense. What a thing to ask! 232 00:15:59,228 --> 00:16:03,280 Milk or lemon, Engineer? - Ah, whatever you like, Paolina. 233 00:16:07,776 --> 00:16:09,958 Who are you? Who is she? 234 00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:12,360 Milk or lemon? 235 00:16:12,865 --> 00:16:14,640 No milk or lemon. 236 00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,120 Just tea? 237 00:16:16,588 --> 00:16:17,653 No! 238 00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:23,671 An old woman? Where did you get her? - Her name's Armida. She looks good, no? 239 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:25,440 Skidaddle! 240 00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:32,788 Hello! Ah, Erne', that you? 241 00:16:33,231 --> 00:16:37,287 Who? Giorgio, Mario and Peppino? Ah, they're all there, eh? 242 00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:40,080 They are my friends, they got together for dinner. 243 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,848 What are you going to eat? 244 00:16:42,224 --> 00:16:46,131 Listen: spaghetti a la matriciana, coda alla vaccinara and abbacchio. 245 00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:50,782 Oh, my God! Old bachelors! - Wanna come too? - Me? 246 00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:56,065 They're asking if I can go too? How could they even think it? 247 00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:59,062 No, I stay at home with my little wife. 248 00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:01,644 Say hi for me and tell them to enjoy. 249 00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:04,449 My wife says hi and hopes you enjoy your meal. 250 00:17:04,519 --> 00:17:07,640 And have fun. - My wife says to have fun. 251 00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:09,280 Me? 252 00:17:09,643 --> 00:17:11,790 Of course! I'm having so much fun! 253 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:15,392 Then good night. - Good night, chiefs! 254 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:18,518 See you tomorrow at the game, an hour before, eh? 255 00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:23,800 And you'll see, whoever's not there Rome vs Lazio. Go Rome! Go Rome forever! 256 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,840 Is Peppino there? Let him come to the phone. 257 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:29,646 I'll hand it over. Oh, who gets there first, take care of the sites! 258 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,350 Hi, Albe'. - Peppino, is that you? Peppino! 259 00:17:36,844 --> 00:17:39,686 In your face and all those on the Lazio side, Peppi'! 260 00:17:39,984 --> 00:17:42,825 Did you want to go with them? - With them? No! 261 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,680 Are you crazy? 262 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,240 Well... nighty-night! 263 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:51,520 Now I'll make you listen to the 112th. - Is it more lively? - Listen. 264 00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:31,978 One! 265 00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:40,696 Today is so beautiful, what a pleasure to take a stroll 266 00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:44,140 on your property. Up and down, up and down. 267 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,385 Up, up the stairs, you climb up in a dither, 268 00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:52,560 like an elevator, watering your flowers. Humming a song. 269 00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:57,571 Ma'am, I prepared the flowers. - Good, put them on the table. 270 00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:00,240 Here? - Yes, Yes, there. 271 00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:06,749 Who indeed verily this lovely property... 272 00:19:07,165 --> 00:19:10,520 Ida's bedroom? Entrance? 273 00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:16,360 Ah, I understand mommy. She's been making apartments! 274 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:20,298 Hag! Get out! What is this crap? Out! 275 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,006 Dammit! 276 00:19:22,273 --> 00:19:24,127 She swooped down like a hawk! 277 00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:28,438 Yeah, she'd make an observatory here. From here you can see everything. 278 00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:31,591 When I eat, when I drink, when I sleep, monitoring always. 279 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:35,594 I catch on, hag! Here's your bathroom for you! 280 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:39,699 "You don't have a mommy, I'll be your mommy. " 281 00:19:39,769 --> 00:19:41,689 I never had a mommy! 282 00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:45,796 If I had a mommy, if I had... Where would I put this mommy? 283 00:19:46,174 --> 00:19:48,990 "My bedroom"? When you buy it, it'll be yours! 284 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,661 Hag! - Morning, Alberto! 285 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,465 Morning, Alberto! - Thank you, love. 286 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,040 Did you see that, Dear? - What? 287 00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:07,720 What mom did on the terrace? 288 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,963 Mom? What are you talking about? 289 00:20:11,497 --> 00:20:14,880 The chalkings on the terrace. 290 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,070 What chalking? 291 00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:21,971 Where? - Aren't they there? 292 00:20:22,114 --> 00:20:23,874 No! - No? 293 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,460 You don't see them? - No! I don't see them! 294 00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:31,539 Stop playing around, Alberto! 295 00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:35,349 I'll give the terrace to my uncle who's my mother's brother. 296 00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:38,080 Lazio! Lazio! Lazio! - What's that? 297 00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:41,883 Look at this crowd! Refugees! 298 00:20:41,953 --> 00:20:46,236 Hey, you dirty Lazio fans, have a drink of this! 299 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:49,266 Where are you going at this hour? Where? 300 00:20:49,336 --> 00:20:51,715 Where are they going? Hey, what time is it? 301 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:54,010 What time is it? The game! Dammit! 302 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,072 This terrace made me forget the game. Ladies! 303 00:20:57,142 --> 00:21:00,321 Ladies, the game! I'm late, hurry up! 304 00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:05,068 Alberto, where are you going? - Where? The game! My shorts! My socks! 305 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:09,640 Aren't you eating? - No, I'll eat whatever! Make me a sandwich, I'll eat on the way! 306 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:11,627 I invited my friends to see you today! 307 00:21:11,697 --> 00:21:14,708 I know but you can invite them again! How can I miss this game? 308 00:21:14,778 --> 00:21:16,794 Understand it's Rome vs Lazio! 309 00:21:16,864 --> 00:21:19,744 Go to your game so I can look like an idiot to my friends! 310 00:21:19,814 --> 00:21:22,940 And won't I look like an idiot to 100,000 Romans? Another day! 311 00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:25,079 But you said you liked listening to music. 312 00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:28,074 So I'm not going to the game? - No, Alberto, I don't want that. 313 00:21:28,144 --> 00:21:30,658 Great! I'm outta here! - For once, you could...! 314 00:21:30,728 --> 00:21:34,067 Should I go or not? It's Rome vs Lazio! Go Rome! 315 00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:36,984 When I was born, my first words were "Go Rome" Elena! 316 00:22:00,664 --> 00:22:03,246 Look at that! - Look at that stuff! 317 00:22:03,316 --> 00:22:06,214 You Lazio fans are always the same! - Oh, put a sock in it! 318 00:22:06,596 --> 00:22:07,957 Go Rome! 319 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,570 Is that seat free? - Yes, it's free. - This seat? 320 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,772 Wasn't it for Alberto? - He's not coming. - He's not? 321 00:22:13,921 --> 00:22:15,133 He's married now. 322 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,655 What will he do at home with his wife every Sunday? - He says he's having fun. 323 00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:32,751 We are transmitting from the Olympic Stadium in Rome. Rome vs Lazio! 324 00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:35,857 After a quarter of an hour of play, the score is 0 to 0. 325 00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:39,841 Rome attacks, moves to the end line, crosses it, 326 00:22:39,911 --> 00:22:43,434 Dacosta picks it up in air and Lovati sends it to a corner. 327 00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:46,819 Very nice move and nice defense by the Brazilian player. 328 00:22:50,585 --> 00:22:54,598 Palla sends it to Muccinelli. Magli cuts it off and sends it back. 329 00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:58,472 Lo lodice retakes it and runs to the side, pushes it to the center, 330 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:02,135 passes it. But Binardi's head pushes it back. 331 00:23:02,205 --> 00:23:05,214 Rome is clearly superior, dominating Lazio near their goal. 332 00:23:08,626 --> 00:23:12,240 Muccinelli goes to Selmonson. He shoots it! Panetti stops it beautifully. 333 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:20,129 Dacosta passes 2 opponents and is knocked down 3 meters from the goal. 334 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:24,079 The referee runs towards the spot. A penalty for Rome! 335 00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:32,971 Giuliano prepares to kick... 336 00:24:57,772 --> 00:25:01,504 What will you do if I block the Suez? - Pass through Gibraltar. 337 00:25:01,574 --> 00:25:06,192 And I'll send our English fleet! - And I'll send our Russian fleet! 338 00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:02,993 Alberto, what happened? Alberto? Alberto! 339 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:12,770 And that's what's left of the instrument? - Yes, Father. - Just ashes! 340 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,132 But your husband only reads mysteries? 341 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:17,970 Only those and sports newspaper. 342 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,010 As for culture, it's a torture. - No doubt then, it was him. 343 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,469 My husband? Why would he do it? - Why? 344 00:27:23,539 --> 00:27:27,560 Because you prevented him from seeing the game and the superb goal of Dacosta, 345 00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:30,449 a foul on the run-up, Lovati's hurling himself, 346 00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:34,640 and you force him to stay home to listen to a concert and you have to ask me why! 347 00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:36,640 Sorry, dear, I would've done the same! 348 00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:40,209 But he was in bed with me. - He wanted to create an alibi. 349 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:42,440 He copied the mechanism of a perfect crime! 350 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:44,976 He may only read mysteries, but he reads them well. 351 00:27:45,046 --> 00:27:48,609 Fine, tomorrow I'll buy a new cello. - And he'll throw it out the window again. 352 00:27:48,679 --> 00:27:51,447 I'll buy another! - He'll do it again! - I'll go back to mom! 353 00:27:51,517 --> 00:27:54,310 You can't! - Why? - Because you're his wife! 354 00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:56,301 Yes, you men always in cahoots! 355 00:27:56,371 --> 00:28:00,994 Although he was wrong, would you rather lose your violin or your husband? 356 00:28:01,064 --> 00:28:03,253 What'll mom say if I give up music? 357 00:28:03,323 --> 00:28:08,574 She'll say it'll be a great loss for music, but I who've been your teacher for years 358 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,250 take this opportunity to tell you to finally give up music! 359 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,890 It won't be a great loss. You can listen to your friends. 360 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,188 I could give up music, Father, 361 00:28:18,258 --> 00:28:21,640 but it'd mean now accepting an act of force by my husband 362 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,720 which I must submit to all my life! - But what proof do you have 363 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:28,336 that your poor husband blew up the violin? - But you said so, Father! 364 00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:31,272 No! I made an assumption, but I could be wrong. 365 00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:33,804 No, Sir, you're now changing your tune! 366 00:28:33,874 --> 00:28:36,573 First you proved it was him and now you're saying the opposite! 367 00:28:36,643 --> 00:28:39,568 Yes, it was him but if you didn't see him 368 00:28:39,638 --> 00:28:42,960 then you haven't been imposed upon. Do you know what I think? 369 00:28:43,030 --> 00:28:45,664 It was a proof of love. - What I must do then? 370 00:28:45,734 --> 00:28:51,240 Care about him and his business and try to help him without him knowing it. 371 00:29:06,842 --> 00:29:09,920 Is the engineer Mariani here? - Who would you be? 372 00:29:10,121 --> 00:29:13,021 Commendatore Rinaldi. - Do you have an appointment? 373 00:29:13,091 --> 00:29:15,080 Will you let me pass, please. 374 00:29:15,619 --> 00:29:19,080 It's him. - He's here? - He is. Don't show yourself, please! 375 00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:22,956 I have the right to enter into this office! - Oh, a screamer! 376 00:29:23,924 --> 00:29:28,368 Dear commendatore! How nice to see you! I find you in good health, bright eyes... 377 00:29:28,438 --> 00:29:31,139 Mariani dear, knock off the ass kissing. 378 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,117 You know why I came? - Certainly, for the bill of exchange. 379 00:29:34,187 --> 00:29:35,801 Yes. - Why? Are you worried? 380 00:29:35,871 --> 00:29:38,510 I've waited since Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday! 381 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:41,702 I call him and he talks to me about Gargano. But I don't give a crap! 382 00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:44,915 If I'm not paid by Saturday, I'll take back the excavator and seize it all! 383 00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:48,664 Come on, Sir, those are hard words. What'll we do? Stop work? 384 00:29:48,734 --> 00:29:51,331 Certainly, stop the work. - Fine, let's stop it. 385 00:29:51,401 --> 00:29:55,837 Commendatore, I would've paid you but my partner is in the South. 386 00:29:55,907 --> 00:29:58,280 What is he doing in the South? - In the South? 387 00:29:58,350 --> 00:30:01,989 He's in Bari, getting the cash to pay your bill of exchange. 388 00:30:02,059 --> 00:30:03,929 And when does he return from Bari? 389 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:07,750 Eh? He's traveling. He'll get back today or tomorrow or Friday... 390 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:11,880 Maybe in an hour! As soon as he's back from Bari, I'll pay you! 391 00:30:12,137 --> 00:30:13,200 My word! 392 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,604 You give me your word? - Come on, Sir, my word of honor! Between us... Wow! A drink? 393 00:30:18,674 --> 00:30:22,401 Yes, a drop. - Help yourself! You make a lot of noise, Sir, but you're a softie! 394 00:30:22,471 --> 00:30:26,022 How is your wife? - I sent her to Chianciano, which I really don't mind. 395 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,710 Don't mind! Nice one! Cool, Commendatore, 396 00:30:28,780 --> 00:30:32,350 with the wife away, you take advantage and have some fun, eh? Be honest! - May I? 397 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,730 Who's that? Ah, Elena! Why did you come, I'd be there in a minute... 398 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,050 May I say something to my husband? 399 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,930 Allow me, Sir, my wife! Commendatore Rinaldi. 400 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,200 Only a few words. - By all means. 401 00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:46,690 The maid confessed. It was she who destroyed the cello. 402 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,160 she understood it was dividing us and wanted to do it for our happiness. 403 00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:53,867 What? - Didn't you know I had a treasure at home? 404 00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:57,290 My wife studied the cello. A graduate from the Conservatory! 405 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,610 My compliments, Ma'am. Do you still play? 406 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,400 No, I decided to quit. - A shame! Why? 407 00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:05,485 Sometimes in marriage, you must give up things. 408 00:31:05,555 --> 00:31:09,140 Did you know, Sir, that this poor wife has never seen her husband's office? 409 00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:11,477 Bad! Come whenever you like, who'll stop you? 410 00:31:11,547 --> 00:31:14,549 Who? This is an office of mystery: the usher won't let me pass, 411 00:31:14,619 --> 00:31:17,442 the other guy makes a sign for me to be quiet and hides. 412 00:31:17,512 --> 00:31:20,000 Who can be that idiot? - Your partner. 413 00:31:20,894 --> 00:31:23,664 What are you talking about, dear? Ernesto is in Bari! 414 00:31:23,734 --> 00:31:26,624 No! I'm telling you he's in there. I saw him. 415 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,330 You say he's in there and I'm saying he's in Bari. 416 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,903 Had to be the usher. Unless he got here and I didn't realize it. Let's see. 417 00:31:32,973 --> 00:31:35,173 Ernesto! See, dear, not here. 418 00:31:35,243 --> 00:31:37,360 But I swear I saw him. - Yeah? 419 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,936 Ernesto! 420 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,800 Ernesto! 421 00:31:42,256 --> 00:31:44,960 Ernesto! - Here I am, what do you want, Alberto? 422 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:47,060 See this: I call and he comes! 423 00:31:47,214 --> 00:31:49,319 Ernesto, you arrive but don't come in? 424 00:31:49,389 --> 00:31:52,440 Sorry, I just got here and I didn't want to intrude. 425 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,841 Fine, me and the commendatore we're waiting for you. - No worries. 426 00:31:55,911 --> 00:32:00,080 Now all is right, thanks to the lady, we're all ready. Here's the bill. 427 00:32:00,406 --> 00:32:02,280 Here's the bill... 428 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,400 Here it is. 429 00:32:05,204 --> 00:32:07,363 What? Didn't you bring the cash from Bari? 430 00:32:07,433 --> 00:32:09,920 Goes to show that... - What does this mean? 431 00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:13,337 My partner is in Bari, returns Saturday, the lady says he's here. 432 00:32:13,407 --> 00:32:14,876 What is this farce? 433 00:32:14,946 --> 00:32:17,370 What farce? - If your lady didn't come by, 434 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,759 I would've thought your partner was in Bari and I wouldn't have been paid! 435 00:32:20,829 --> 00:32:22,945 But does this change anything? - It does! 436 00:32:23,015 --> 00:32:25,643 And if by tomorrow I don't have it to the last lira, 437 00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:28,666 I'll take away the excavator and the work'll be never finished! 438 00:32:28,736 --> 00:32:31,047 We'll see... - And as for you, Ma'am, I pity you: 439 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:34,080 An artist married to a con artist builder! 440 00:32:37,024 --> 00:32:38,920 Did I make a boo-boo? 441 00:32:43,706 --> 00:32:46,960 Bongo, bongo, bongo, I'd be better... 442 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:50,429 Excuse me, Elena, but when I look at you like this, what does it mean? 443 00:32:50,634 --> 00:32:53,294 I don't know. I don't get it. - Eh, no? I'm sorry. 444 00:32:53,364 --> 00:32:56,181 When I go like this, not to make any comparisons, but... 445 00:32:56,251 --> 00:32:59,284 but even the stupidest person knows what it means! 446 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,939 But what should I understand? 447 00:33:01,009 --> 00:33:03,755 Excuse me, but you must understand I'm in Bari, right? 448 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:07,365 No, I'm sorry, but in my house I never heard of bills of exchange. 449 00:33:07,435 --> 00:33:11,611 We never lied, never deceived and nobody ever looked at me like that! 450 00:33:11,681 --> 00:33:16,130 And in Rome you need to deceive and to survive you must learn on the run! 451 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,618 And I tell you I wouldn't understand you, because I went to a good school, 452 00:33:20,688 --> 00:33:24,124 I come from a good family and couldn't possibly understand your signs! 453 00:33:24,194 --> 00:33:26,440 But your partner... - Why bring me into it? 454 00:33:26,677 --> 00:33:29,337 Didn't you agree that he was in Bari? - Yes. 455 00:33:29,478 --> 00:33:31,777 We were. She's right. Why did you show yourself? 456 00:33:31,847 --> 00:33:35,512 You called me 3 times, insisted... - Nice, idiot! You shouldn't have listened! 457 00:33:35,582 --> 00:33:38,570 Must you always screw up? Where will get the million now? 458 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,970 But your wife... - Leave her be! - Yes, that's between us! 459 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,384 Sorry, but I thought that our friendship... 460 00:33:44,454 --> 00:33:47,836 With that excuse, you mess up and I forgive you! - That's right! Idiot! 461 00:33:47,906 --> 00:33:50,042 Not such an idiot to marry you! 462 00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:54,064 Since you and your wife think I'm in the way, I say, see ya, Albe'! 463 00:33:56,509 --> 00:33:57,855 What? He's going? 464 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,440 I'm afraid so. 465 00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,000 And what'll we do now? 466 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,280 What'll we do? We? You're not mixed up in this! 467 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,280 This is stuff you're husband must deal with. And I'm not worried at all! 468 00:34:15,350 --> 00:34:18,460 Eh? I'm smiling, don't you see? 469 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:25,240 I withhold from the taxes, they protest and I leave, 470 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,090 they can't find anyone, I come back and pay the 3% fine, 471 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,560 the account would come to be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6... 472 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,510 The percentage of arrears, the family tax... 473 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:39,530 Alberto, you're not eating? You're pale, weak! 474 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,778 Mom, you're clammy, you've cold fingers! 475 00:34:41,848 --> 00:34:44,450 Please, eat, and leave me alone! 476 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,470 If Gargano gave me an advance, I could give it to Rinaldi, 477 00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:50,463 I couldn't return to work but I avoid the seizure... - Albe'! 478 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:53,822 Listen, mom has a surprise for you... - Whatdya want? 479 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:57,755 It's under the plate. Don't put on that face, it's a surprise! - Surprise? 480 00:34:57,825 --> 00:35:02,160 Pick up the plate, there's a surprise! - A surprise for me? Fine, we'll raise it. 481 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,598 Oh God, what's this? 482 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,880 400,000 lire? 483 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,505 Mom, how did you know I needed it? 484 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,240 Was it you? Was it you, my love? 485 00:35:11,330 --> 00:35:13,555 Thank you! Oh, dear mama! 486 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,480 Beautiful! Life of my life! 487 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,880 What? Nobody's eating? The soup's getting cold and there's peas, Mommy! 488 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:21,600 400,000 peas! 489 00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:23,280 A little wine, Mommy? 490 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,400 Aren't you eating, Ida? - I'm not hungry! - What? Crying? 491 00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:30,080 Do you know how sorry I am? - Yes? What happened? 492 00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:33,842 Her boyfriend left her. - The lieutenant? - We tell people she broke it off but 493 00:35:33,912 --> 00:35:35,930 but it was really him. What a letdown! 494 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,324 See, doesn't she look like a cadaver? - I wouldn't say that. 495 00:35:39,394 --> 00:35:42,800 But she'll get another. She will... - You say that who live in the city, 496 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:47,646 but now no one invites to parties or dances with her! - 'Cause she was engaged once? 497 00:35:47,716 --> 00:35:49,920 She's already had 5! - All officers? 498 00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:53,148 No! 3 officers and 2... let's call them civilians. 499 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,400 I can't go back to Viterbo ever! 500 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,090 Certainly, you're right. You can't live in the country anymore. You can't. 501 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,160 See, even he says you must stay in Rome? - No! - No? - Not in Rome. 502 00:36:03,623 --> 00:36:05,600 Who said Rome? Not Rome! 503 00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:09,130 No, Rome is in certain ways even worse! - Really? How is that? 504 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,360 You can meet with seducers. Don't you read the papers? 505 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:16,487 I want to stay in Rome! Even if I wind up in the papers! 506 00:36:16,557 --> 00:36:19,209 That's all we need! But where could you live in Rome? 507 00:36:19,279 --> 00:36:21,120 Right! Where could you live in Rome? 508 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,797 Where would you live? 509 00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:32,810 Well, to stay in Rome, I'd be contented just to sleep 510 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,956 on a terrace! - Don't talk nonsense! 511 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,389 The terrace is open. Where could you lay? 512 00:36:37,459 --> 00:36:39,640 The terrace could be covered! - Attention! 513 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,078 Mom, Ida, Elena! No more talk about the terrace, please! 514 00:36:43,416 --> 00:36:47,670 But then, what should I do? Throw myself out the window? 515 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,961 And if you do, what can I do about it? 516 00:36:50,031 --> 00:36:53,281 To avoid suicide, we could give her the maid's room. 517 00:36:53,351 --> 00:36:56,933 Maid's room? - Thank you, Albe'! Wonderful! You are so kind! 518 00:36:57,003 --> 00:37:00,081 I know you�ll find a man in Rome who'll marry you! 519 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:03,245 Even your sister found one! - Hey! Taking away the check? 520 00:37:03,315 --> 00:37:05,480 I was a little distracted! 521 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,840 Are you happy? - Yes. 522 00:37:19,915 --> 00:37:23,601 Look at this, Alberto. - What? - Such a refined man, looks like a prince, no? 523 00:37:23,671 --> 00:37:28,083 Well, he strangled his wife, his sister- in-law... - And mother-in-law... - No! 524 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,160 The mother-in-law sent him to jail. Where are you going? 525 00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:33,887 To close the window. - Why? - There's a hurricane. 526 00:37:33,957 --> 00:37:36,118 You exaggerate. No! - No? 527 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,880 You always sleep with the window open? - The nuns got me used to it. 528 00:37:40,950 --> 00:37:45,040 Didn't the nuns get cold? - No. - And I am no nun! 529 00:37:45,110 --> 00:37:47,370 I'm cold. - Alberto, it's summer! 530 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,437 Yes, here it comes... here it... 531 00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,901 Bless you and many sons! 532 00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:56,647 Thank you! 533 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,480 Who said, "Bless you"? - Why? 534 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,450 Then she can hear everything! - We can also hear her too. 535 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,730 How satisfying! We lost our privacy. 536 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,600 Listen, Alberto, you now have one goal in life. 537 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:11,920 Which is? - Find her a husband. 538 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,812 Where could I find one? - We'll take her about so she can meet a few people. 539 00:38:15,882 --> 00:38:20,120 There are a million in Rome. Is it impossible to find one for her? 540 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,939 You see! 541 00:38:36,844 --> 00:38:39,960 What a wonderful sensations a motorboat gives one! 542 00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:43,480 Fanatic! This fanaticism and this exhibitionism, I would ban. 543 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,242 See how they go in a motorboat? The accidents waiting to happen! 544 00:38:47,312 --> 00:38:50,529 If somebody underwater raises their head above, they get hit! 545 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,655 Is that Castelgandolfo's? 546 00:38:56,725 --> 00:39:00,983 And who said it wasn't a motorboat that cut off that poor woman's head? 547 00:39:01,053 --> 00:39:05,309 You see he found a woman cut in half... - I found her in the bushes! 548 00:39:05,379 --> 00:39:09,588 Gimme a light. - Now I know why they ban bikinis near motorboats! 549 00:39:09,658 --> 00:39:12,217 No, Elena, don't take my cigarette! 550 00:39:12,287 --> 00:39:15,440 You know, I smoke only half. - But it's my first of the morning! 551 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,880 These things drive me crazy! - And not me? - Gimme a bit of Coke! 552 00:39:19,950 --> 00:39:23,420 Keep it, I'll get another one. - No, this is enough. 553 00:39:23,490 --> 00:39:27,654 You let your wife send you? - Peppino, that boy is driving me crazy! 554 00:39:27,724 --> 00:39:30,856 Make him get off the swing. - He's been on it all morning. 555 00:39:30,926 --> 00:39:33,570 Carlo! Get down now! - No! And don't yell! 556 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,010 We were saying? - About letting my wife... 557 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,876 Must I always stay with old people? - Who's old here? - All! 558 00:39:38,946 --> 00:39:41,859 You're all married. I'll never meet a young man this way. 559 00:39:41,929 --> 00:39:44,756 Poor thing, she's right. They're not many youths here. 560 00:39:44,826 --> 00:39:47,189 Then she should go sunbathe at the barracks! 561 00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:51,600 Why don't we take her dancing tonight? - With the debts I got, I hafta go dance! 562 00:39:52,384 --> 00:39:55,587 Commendatore, look at that. - Where? - Turn to your right. 563 00:39:55,657 --> 00:39:59,240 You think she's pretty? - I don't! - I do. 564 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,250 Well, she has lovely hips. - No, she has ugly hips. 565 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,815 Fine, they're ugly, scary... Who's that? 566 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:08,106 Hi, Albertone. - He was that nut on the motorboat! 567 00:40:08,176 --> 00:40:10,906 Did you hear the latest? - No. - I was let off? - Really? 568 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:13,984 A pleasure, Ma'am. - Yes? - Allow me, Dr. Aurelio Santini. 569 00:40:14,054 --> 00:40:17,418 Mrs. Bucarelli, Mrs. Depretis, my sister Ida. - A pleasure. 570 00:40:17,568 --> 00:40:20,457 Are you married too? - A bachelor. - Thank God! 571 00:40:20,527 --> 00:40:23,780 I'll sit next to you Alberto. Since you've been married I missed you. 572 00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:25,923 Yeah, right. - Did you see the boat? 573 00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:28,798 We did, it was like a rocket! - Want to buy it? 574 00:40:28,868 --> 00:40:32,706 A boat? I don't even have a car! - Done! I've a car for you. 575 00:40:32,776 --> 00:40:35,810 How much does it cost? - Nothing. - I don't want it. - Why not? 576 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,493 Elena, leave me to business! Why does it cost nothing? 577 00:40:38,563 --> 00:40:42,072 Because it's American, 200,000 lire. - And 300,000 for the registration? 578 00:40:42,142 --> 00:40:45,442 Albe', 500,000 lire for an American car is a steal! - Yeah. 579 00:40:45,512 --> 00:40:49,399 Wanna see it? - Do I look like a clown? - Who want to go in the boat? - Me! 580 00:40:49,469 --> 00:40:52,660 We'll go to Sardinia and be back in 5 minutes. Excuse me a moment. 581 00:40:52,730 --> 00:40:55,649 Careful of the wedges. - So nice! - Nice? 582 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,600 He just left a trial! - Civil or criminal? - Civil? He just swindled the state! 583 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:04,660 Well, he must be a clever man to do that. - You don't think that's a crime? - No. 584 00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:07,930 Commendatore, you hear that? This is where I give up arguing. 585 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,920 Did you see that nice man? He said hi. Tonight we'll visit him in prison. 586 00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:16,561 If I must marry, I'll marry for love. - Yes, for love! 587 00:41:16,631 --> 00:41:21,960 You love money in the bank and must be a daredevil! - No, I'm a sentimental guy. 588 00:41:22,030 --> 00:41:25,601 Besides, you can't be a bachelor all your life. I'm a romantic! 589 00:41:25,671 --> 00:41:27,850 Romanticism is my cross! 590 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,295 They make a nice couple. It really was a coup de foudre. 591 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:32,920 Coup de foudre? 592 00:41:33,272 --> 00:41:35,744 He plays the lover to sell the car. 593 00:41:35,814 --> 00:41:39,190 How materialistic you are. - You'll soon find out. 594 00:41:40,148 --> 00:41:43,728 If you help me, I can leave him the car to try out for a week 595 00:41:43,798 --> 00:41:45,910 and it'd be an excuse to see you, see? 596 00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:50,273 Well, if it means seeing you, I'd be happy to. - Will you be in Rome long? 597 00:41:50,343 --> 00:41:52,920 Quiz�s, quiz�s, quiz�s! 598 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:56,684 "Woman is flighty... " - Are you engaged? 599 00:41:56,754 --> 00:42:00,160 At this moment, no, unfortunately. - Wow... 600 00:42:03,007 --> 00:42:04,652 Look how they dance! 601 00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:07,969 Just like you and me before we got married. - Did I push you like that? 602 00:42:08,039 --> 00:42:12,880 Remember when I gave you that slap? I really... - How much is 7 times 9? - 63. 603 00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:18,320 They want me to give at least 630,000 lire, the damn thief! What's today? 604 00:42:18,390 --> 00:42:23,120 You've been asking me that all day: 28. - Sorry, I forgot I gotta call Gargano. 605 00:42:28,051 --> 00:42:32,150 I've asked a question on marriage. Know the answer? - Guess it? No! 606 00:42:32,287 --> 00:42:36,128 What a phenomenon! - Maybe the second'll be better. - You think? 607 00:42:36,501 --> 00:42:38,680 If he says no, I'll scream. 608 00:42:39,131 --> 00:42:43,240 I'll try being nice. Hi, Mr Gargano, it's Mariani! 609 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:48,144 No? And when does he come back? He's still at Bari? Today is the 28th. 610 00:42:48,214 --> 00:42:51,873 And hasn't he left anything for me: a note, a communication, 611 00:42:51,943 --> 00:42:54,897 a check? Because he owed me... No eh? You don't know. 612 00:42:54,967 --> 00:42:58,949 Tell him that Mariani called, it's very urgent. Thank you. 613 00:42:59,019 --> 00:43:00,412 I'll send you to jail! 614 00:43:00,482 --> 00:43:03,320 Look who's here! Albertino, my love, where have you been? 615 00:43:03,390 --> 00:43:06,950 Look at her! - Did you change your number? - Miss Wanda! 616 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:10,298 You're so cute and fat! You look like a little piggy! 617 00:43:10,368 --> 00:43:12,922 I'm married. - No way! - Please, she's watching! 618 00:43:12,992 --> 00:43:14,846 Since when? - 4 months. 619 00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:17,601 Since you got married, even your eye color has changed, 620 00:43:17,671 --> 00:43:20,077 you've that retarded look. Who's done this to you? 621 00:43:20,147 --> 00:43:22,920 I said my wife is looking. Bye-bye, Ma'am! 622 00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:24,680 You even call me "Ma'am"! 623 00:43:30,811 --> 00:43:33,252 You'll see that... - Who said anything? 624 00:43:33,322 --> 00:43:36,717 A childhood friend, we were in school together. - OK, OK! 625 00:43:36,787 --> 00:43:39,640 I'm really sorry. - I don't care anything about it. 626 00:43:39,710 --> 00:43:42,960 Handsome Albertone! Come with me in my American car. 627 00:43:43,030 --> 00:43:45,730 No, we'll take a taxi! Come on, Albe', do it! 628 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,688 I don't want a taxi. - It looks crazy, I don't trust it. 629 00:43:48,872 --> 00:43:51,520 You should become my partner. 630 00:43:51,590 --> 00:43:54,289 Believe me, I'm right. I not only won my case 631 00:43:54,359 --> 00:43:56,549 but I also sent the state official to jail. 632 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:24,560 St, st, st, st, stop! A newsstand! 633 00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:27,752 I'll take the "Evening News". What will be the headlines? 634 00:44:27,822 --> 00:44:31,433 May that American car kill you and who gave it to you and let you ride it! 635 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:34,460 Were you scared? - Jerk, there's 2 ladies, there's my wife! 636 00:44:34,530 --> 00:44:37,277 Want to make me a widower? - I'm not scared! - Well, I am! 637 00:44:37,347 --> 00:44:41,064 Please yourself. I'll take her home! - He'll bring you home? 638 00:44:41,134 --> 00:44:43,294 See that? My sweet sister-in-law! - Bye! 639 00:44:43,364 --> 00:44:47,195 We'll settle this later at home! - Do you have the keys? - The keys? 640 00:44:47,265 --> 00:44:49,876 Then Ida has them! - I knew it, now how do we get in? 641 00:44:49,946 --> 00:44:53,143 They'll get there first. - Damn! Excuse me, is there a taxi? 642 00:44:53,213 --> 00:44:54,975 Down over there. - Come on. 643 00:44:55,045 --> 00:44:57,545 You should be happy she's being courted! 644 00:44:57,615 --> 00:45:00,523 A criminal court! That guy's a thief! 645 00:45:12,894 --> 00:45:14,584 My little one... 646 00:45:15,778 --> 00:45:18,680 What's this? - The wiper. 647 00:45:19,779 --> 00:45:21,280 Do you like it? 648 00:45:22,407 --> 00:45:25,280 And that? - That's the heating. 649 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,640 Do you like it? 650 00:45:27,710 --> 00:45:30,182 How hot! - Hot? It's just right. 651 00:45:30,252 --> 00:45:33,155 No, Aurelio. - Dear. - Please, I know myself. 652 00:45:33,225 --> 00:45:35,480 Then I start to cling. - So do I, dear. 653 00:45:35,550 --> 00:45:39,165 Well, I don't want to. - Why not? - I've been disappointed too many times. 654 00:45:39,235 --> 00:45:41,567 But you'll see that... - And what's this? 655 00:45:41,637 --> 00:45:45,200 What do you think? You're ruining the mood, baby. 656 00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:46,960 Oh, don't be mean. 657 00:45:58,109 --> 00:45:59,400 Damn! 658 00:46:01,085 --> 00:46:05,279 I'd like to know if a man in my position, who has to think about Gargano, Rinaldi, 659 00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:10,030 work frozen, promissory notes, who must get up at 6 in the morning, 660 00:46:10,398 --> 00:46:13,292 must be kept here waiting all night for whom? 661 00:46:13,362 --> 00:46:16,101 Whom? Whom? His sister-in-law! 662 00:46:16,171 --> 00:46:19,450 When we were dating, you would've been happy to be outside with me 663 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,691 maybe all night. - Don't relive the past! 664 00:46:21,761 --> 00:46:24,690 I want to know where she is and what at 2 am 665 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,946 she's doing with a stranger! - Stranger? He's your friend. 666 00:46:28,016 --> 00:46:30,871 A friend? Who knows him? He wants to sell us a car! 667 00:46:30,941 --> 00:46:32,730 Don't be naive, Alberto! 668 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,444 The car is a pretext to woo my sister. 669 00:46:35,514 --> 00:46:39,015 And I tell you that the wooing is a pretext to sell a car! - No. 670 00:46:39,182 --> 00:46:42,320 Give time time. Live a little, learn a little. 671 00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:43,960 See this? 672 00:46:46,119 --> 00:46:49,264 I'll have to buy that car and I haven't even paid for mom's tombstone. 673 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:09,123 Mom! Mom! Uncle is coming with an American car! 674 00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:12,158 If mama was alive, he wouldn't have bought an American car. 675 00:47:12,228 --> 00:47:14,021 Yeah, he only respected Mama. 676 00:47:14,091 --> 00:47:17,472 They say he has a washing machine, a fridge and a vacuum cleaner! 677 00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:19,530 And I don't even have a sewing machine! 678 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,003 My dear, life is a ladder. They who climb... - Never give a dime. 679 00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:25,720 Dad, that's not how the proverb goes. 680 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,152 Boys, for you who are in the graveyard. 681 00:47:28,309 --> 00:47:32,040 They say his wife plays the cello all day. - I'd throw it out the window! 682 00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:34,236 And isn't that what he did? Here he is. 683 00:47:34,306 --> 00:47:36,833 I won't say hello anymore since he got married. 684 00:47:37,047 --> 00:47:38,769 Hi, Sofia. - Hi. - Hi! 685 00:47:38,839 --> 00:47:40,910 Hi, Uncle. - Hi, Alberto. - Hi. 686 00:47:41,457 --> 00:47:42,560 Hi, Otello. 687 00:47:43,219 --> 00:47:46,661 What? We meet once a year before this poor woman�s tomb 688 00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:49,760 and you won't shake hands? - I said, "Hi, Otello". Hi. 689 00:47:50,007 --> 00:47:52,557 Uncle, let's bring flowers to Aunt Giovanna. Come. 690 00:47:52,627 --> 00:47:54,840 Let's go. - If not we'll be late. 691 00:47:54,910 --> 00:47:57,187 I brought these for mama. - They're lovely. 692 00:47:57,257 --> 00:48:00,240 And so expensive. Lucky you, who can do it. 693 00:48:01,051 --> 00:48:05,002 How much did the American car cost? - American? It's used. - It's still American. 694 00:48:05,072 --> 00:48:07,787 Yes, dear. - You bought it from your Ida's boyfriend, eh? 695 00:48:07,857 --> 00:48:10,080 The tall guy, a bit bald, eh? - You see all? 696 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,439 What? Spying on me? - As Ernesto says, you're ashamed of us. 697 00:48:13,616 --> 00:48:17,233 I also know your sister-in-law eats and sleeps at your house. 698 00:48:17,303 --> 00:48:19,480 I'm a married man. I've obligations. 699 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,577 Can't I please my sister-in-law, my wife's sister? 700 00:48:22,647 --> 00:48:24,409 And my husband? - Let's go. 701 00:48:24,479 --> 00:48:26,971 Is your sister's husband not your brother-in-law? 702 00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:29,600 Look what he's come to! Doesn't even fight with me. 703 00:48:29,983 --> 00:48:33,050 What does he do? He never works? - If you don't help him, Albe'! 704 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,720 I already helped him and they fired him from the site! 705 00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:38,468 He made me look bad. He'll end up in jail! 706 00:48:38,538 --> 00:48:42,320 Dad, is Uncle Alberto selfish? - No. - He never gives me anything. 707 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,914 He always drinks. - Drinks? He doesn't even have money to buy cigarettes! 708 00:48:45,984 --> 00:48:48,982 He works, gets paid and it starts again. - It won't, I promise! 709 00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:53,470 You who are so lucky, whose business has gone well, who live in luxury, 710 00:48:53,663 --> 00:48:57,637 Albe', take him on as usher! - But I have an usher, he has 4 kids. 711 00:48:57,707 --> 00:49:01,000 What should I do? Fire him? Here. - No. No more charity. 712 00:49:01,070 --> 00:49:03,560 Give him a job. - I can't, Sofi', I can't! 713 00:49:03,736 --> 00:49:07,146 Albe... what would Mama say if she were alive? 714 00:49:07,799 --> 00:49:09,200 Mama! 715 00:49:09,549 --> 00:49:12,920 Send him to the office tomorrow. To make mama happy 716 00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:14,844 I'll fire the usher with 4 kids. 717 00:49:25,028 --> 00:49:26,139 Dammit! 718 00:49:26,209 --> 00:49:30,325 Dear Mariani, there's only one man who can give you a contract for the roadhouse 719 00:49:30,395 --> 00:49:35,589 and that man is the honorable Tocci! - Fine, I'll write it down: Tocci MP. 720 00:49:35,659 --> 00:49:39,382 Tocci with 2 "c"s? - Fortunately, he's a friend of mine. 721 00:49:39,452 --> 00:49:41,025 Ah, nice. 722 00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:45,172 Eh. excuse me, Doctor? - We were saying? 723 00:49:45,242 --> 00:49:47,680 The roadhouse. - Yes, then the roadhouse... 724 00:49:48,481 --> 00:49:52,797 I'm very sorry, Sir. He's a poor devil, 3 years in prison. Hey! 725 00:49:53,094 --> 00:49:57,381 He was recommended to me by a priest. He's my usher. He has something chronic. 726 00:49:57,451 --> 00:50:00,796 A dry cough due to a nervous condition. Pardon me, but I know all about it. 727 00:50:00,866 --> 00:50:03,194 It's my profession. I'm a doctor. 728 00:50:03,264 --> 00:50:05,510 Oh, I didn't know. - A healthy cough. 729 00:50:06,035 --> 00:50:10,929 But annoying... - A nervous condition found in hypothyroidal individuals. 730 00:50:10,999 --> 00:50:13,181 Doctor, maybe we got off topic. 731 00:50:13,251 --> 00:50:16,062 We went from the honorable Tocci to my usher's cough! 732 00:50:16,132 --> 00:50:19,825 Have a cigarette? - Yes, I've exports. - No, American, if you can. 733 00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:24,457 I smoke exports but I hafta buy them... - Oh, so we use a bell! 734 00:50:24,606 --> 00:50:27,456 Just call me and I'll come. - A pack of Chesterfields! 735 00:50:27,526 --> 00:50:31,619 You smoke them? - No, they're for the doctor. And get a shave! 736 00:50:32,508 --> 00:50:37,390 Like I said, a priest recommended him to me and appealed to me so... 737 00:50:40,776 --> 00:50:43,318 What do you want? - Mr. Mariani! 738 00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:46,590 Mr Alberto is busy. - Go tell him. - I said he's busy. 739 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:50,390 You're the usher, do as I say! - No, I won't. 740 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:54,509 What kind of usher are you then? - I'm not an usher. I'm his brother-in-law. 741 00:50:54,579 --> 00:50:58,228 And I'm the sister-in-law! - And I'm the mother-in-law! - Whoopy doo! 742 00:50:58,298 --> 00:51:03,642 This is what we'll do: you with my support will show him the roadhouse project. 743 00:51:04,263 --> 00:51:07,210 I'm your boss here! If you knew... - Please excuse me. 744 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:12,019 Must be some tie up. One moment. - We'll call MP Tocci. - Yes, I'll call. 745 00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:14,863 Still here? Go get the cigarettes! What do you want? 746 00:51:14,933 --> 00:51:17,248 Did you pay for that car yet? - Yes, why? 747 00:51:17,318 --> 00:51:20,714 Wretch! He's a criminal! - He left you, eh? - Yes, today. 748 00:51:20,784 --> 00:51:24,004 I said so. - You knew? - Of course! From the first time I saw him. 749 00:51:24,074 --> 00:51:27,554 Then it's your fault and you'll fix it! Help us hold his feet to the fire! 750 00:51:27,624 --> 00:51:31,007 I'm not going anywhere 'cause I hafta call an MP... - Call Aurelio first! 751 00:51:31,077 --> 00:51:34,858 Please let me call him before he escapes! - Dial the number! 752 00:51:36,074 --> 00:51:43,116 8, 8, 4, 3, 8, 1. Is he answering? 753 00:51:43,774 --> 00:51:46,770 Aurelio, is that you? - Hello, is this the House? 754 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,580 I want to talk to the Honorable Tocci. Battisoni here. 755 00:51:49,650 --> 00:51:53,608 If he says yes, it's yes. If he says no, it's no. If he says maybe, we'll see. 756 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:58,708 Why do you want to destroy the memory of the loveliest moments? - Let me talk. 757 00:51:59,205 --> 00:52:04,602 Aurelio, please, it's Ida's mom. Maybe one day you'll feel sorry, 758 00:52:04,782 --> 00:52:09,740 but we won't hold a grudge but pray for you! - Who's this? 759 00:52:09,810 --> 00:52:14,085 ...who cannot appreciate nice things! - Excuse me, Doctor, it's my mother-in-law. 760 00:52:15,072 --> 00:52:17,278 Hello? I'd like... the MP! 761 00:52:18,142 --> 00:52:23,054 Most illustrious MP, I'm Battistoni, do you remember? Battistoni from Empoli. 762 00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:25,378 Did you get the plums? - Did he? 763 00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:29,660 Yes? Yes? Yes! 764 00:52:37,441 --> 00:52:41,501 Honorable! One moment! I'll park and be right back! 765 00:52:44,307 --> 00:52:46,873 You'll be a hit for sure, just wait! 766 00:52:46,943 --> 00:52:49,646 This is reserved for the authorities. - MP Tocci, just for a sec. 767 00:52:49,716 --> 00:52:53,225 Alberto, don't let yourself be influenced. Tell him, "My way or the highway". 768 00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:58,231 He's older than you, be nice but tell it like it is. OK, Alberto! - Don't worry. 769 00:52:58,862 --> 00:53:02,382 MP! Battistoni from Empoli sent me! The prunes were good, eh? 770 00:53:02,452 --> 00:53:05,510 Disgusting! Forget the prunes and be on time! 771 00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:08,608 Sorry, but the foreign cars today... - Don't get stupid with me! 772 00:53:08,678 --> 00:53:12,036 I've used my Fiat for 20 years and I've never been late for an appointment! 773 00:53:12,372 --> 00:53:15,118 Do you think it's right for me to waste my time with you 774 00:53:15,188 --> 00:53:18,841 while they're waiting for me in the House to help solve world problems? 775 00:53:18,911 --> 00:53:21,574 Yes, now with the problems in the Middle East... 776 00:53:21,644 --> 00:53:26,200 Forget the Middle East! Get to the point, talk and fast! 777 00:53:26,851 --> 00:53:29,918 I wouldn't think of reproaching you... - Oh, goody! 778 00:53:29,988 --> 00:53:34,531 But I feel I've the right to defend my interests like you do yours in the House. 779 00:53:34,601 --> 00:53:38,780 What trash! First, in the Parliament, I defend the interests of the country 780 00:53:38,850 --> 00:53:42,712 and not mine own and lastly I fight to avoid a new war! 781 00:53:42,782 --> 00:53:45,147 You! You! What do you fight for? 782 00:53:45,938 --> 00:53:49,250 I fight for the construction of a roadhouse, MP. 783 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,720 If I made any insinuations, I apologize. - What are you insinuating, worm? 784 00:53:59,157 --> 00:54:02,122 In any case, I hope to have your support with the contract... 785 00:54:02,192 --> 00:54:04,995 No, no, you mustn't hope for my support! 786 00:54:05,065 --> 00:54:07,578 But I count on it. - It's better you don't! 787 00:54:07,648 --> 00:54:10,760 The project has already been rejected by the commission. 788 00:54:11,272 --> 00:54:15,880 Then there's nothing left than to thank the idiot who rejected it! - Oh, yeah? 789 00:54:15,950 --> 00:54:19,800 Then know that the idiot who shot down the project was me! 790 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,973 And now I know I did right! - If I may... 791 00:54:23,043 --> 00:54:28,422 No! It's no surprise. I know the situation, you and your verge of bankruptcy! 792 00:54:29,245 --> 00:54:34,600 Sir, when one side without any startup capital and with the lack of cash about... 793 00:54:34,670 --> 00:54:37,970 Ah! You wanted to be an entrepreneur without any startup capital? 794 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:42,731 And you want to stifle my ambitions 'cause I never had the luck you had? 795 00:54:42,801 --> 00:54:45,604 Be thankful that poor woman, your wife is watching 796 00:54:45,674 --> 00:54:48,783 else I had struck you a blow! - Honorable! 797 00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:57,899 I'll continue to hope, if you allow it. My respects to you and your wife! 798 00:54:58,282 --> 00:55:01,040 And congratulations on your parliamentary work! 799 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:15,760 Nice! You were quick, so that... - Shut up. 800 00:55:28,573 --> 00:55:30,372 Here's the half-liter, OK? 801 00:55:30,442 --> 00:55:32,960 Alberto, have a drink, it'll do you good. 802 00:55:33,270 --> 00:55:36,384 How I looked today in front of my wife! 803 00:55:36,653 --> 00:55:38,194 I really looked good! 804 00:55:38,729 --> 00:55:42,401 I let myself be humiliated without reacting and instead of being ashamed, 805 00:55:42,471 --> 00:55:45,619 what does my wife do? Take me out to eat as if we were celebrating. 806 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:50,237 Who makes you do this, Elena? Why? - Because I love you, Alberto. 807 00:55:50,307 --> 00:55:53,879 Why did you marry me, Elena? What do you imagine I can do in life? 808 00:55:53,949 --> 00:55:57,026 I imagine nothing. I married you for who you are. 809 00:55:57,096 --> 00:55:59,593 And who am I? I'm a nobody. 810 00:55:59,887 --> 00:56:02,852 I depend on them: commendatori, MPs. 811 00:56:02,922 --> 00:56:04,961 Do you know how powerful they are? 812 00:56:05,031 --> 00:56:09,653 If they say "yes", you're made. If "maybe", you can't sleep at night. 813 00:56:09,723 --> 00:56:12,261 If they say "no", your life is destroyed. 814 00:56:12,421 --> 00:56:14,275 What am I compared to them, Elena? 815 00:56:14,345 --> 00:56:17,350 Why say that? I know you're worth more than all of them. 816 00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:20,564 One day the MP'll come to you and say, "Do me a favor"! 817 00:56:20,634 --> 00:56:22,473 What are you talking about, Elena? 818 00:56:23,132 --> 00:56:25,526 If business goes bad it's my fault. 819 00:56:25,596 --> 00:56:29,058 And if it goes bad? You're not alone, you have a family. 820 00:56:29,128 --> 00:56:32,878 You forgot those who love you: me, mom, Ida... 821 00:56:32,948 --> 00:56:34,680 Come on, take a sip. 822 00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:39,099 We can make sacrifices to help you. 823 00:56:39,169 --> 00:56:42,808 I can give lessons in music, mom can sell the townhouse. 824 00:56:42,878 --> 00:56:45,020 Mama and Ida are so fond of you 825 00:56:45,090 --> 00:56:49,200 that you're like a son, a brother to them. Yes, a son! A son! 826 00:56:54,694 --> 00:56:57,087 Son, my foot! - Alberto, let's go home. 827 00:56:57,157 --> 00:56:59,594 Your mom's a hypocrite who lies. 828 00:56:59,664 --> 00:57:01,800 We'll pass over the sister-in-law. 829 00:57:01,870 --> 00:57:06,367 She's not my sister-in-law by birth and I can't be related to a stranger, right? 830 00:57:06,437 --> 00:57:08,820 You were a stranger too, remember? 831 00:57:08,890 --> 00:57:13,079 Then we got married and... you caught me but I love you! 832 00:57:13,149 --> 00:57:15,440 You're right, Alberto, let's pay and go. 833 00:57:15,510 --> 00:57:18,933 And the American car, excuse me? Is it my fault, perhaps? 834 00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:23,240 It's my sister-in-law's fault. A life destroyed by a sister-in-law! 835 00:57:23,310 --> 00:57:26,544 Calm down. - Enough! Quiet! We mustn't argue. 836 00:57:26,614 --> 00:57:30,021 I bow to my sister-in-law! Me! 837 00:57:30,091 --> 00:57:33,341 I survived the war in Albania! 838 00:57:33,411 --> 00:57:36,516 And I must bow to my sister-in-law! 839 00:57:36,586 --> 00:57:40,012 I had a future in construction. A great future! 840 00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:42,250 Look at me here: a prisoner! 841 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:46,082 You've killed my personal initiative, OK? 842 00:57:46,152 --> 00:57:47,623 I said OK? - Yes. 843 00:57:47,693 --> 00:57:53,618 You made me fight with a guy who could've made my fortune even if he has a beard! 844 00:57:53,922 --> 00:57:58,240 Murderer! Oxtail stew with celery. 845 00:57:58,310 --> 00:58:00,381 No, no... - What does cellular mean? 846 00:58:00,451 --> 00:58:05,022 Love, play the cello. - Let's go, Alberto, come, let's go home. 847 00:58:05,092 --> 00:58:08,203 Take your hands off! I'm not going home. - Where are you going? 848 00:58:08,273 --> 00:58:11,716 I'll do what I think right and what I like. I want my liberty! 849 00:58:11,786 --> 00:58:14,073 I have a right to my freedom! 850 00:58:14,143 --> 00:58:18,020 Fine, you have a right but don't be late. - I'll be super late! 851 00:58:18,090 --> 00:58:22,730 What's more, call Ernesto and ask his forgiveness, now! 852 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,951 I'll phone but don't be late. - I told you to go home, right? Be quick! 853 00:58:31,017 --> 00:58:34,406 Evening, everybody. Are you married? - Yes. 854 00:58:34,476 --> 00:58:37,081 Happy? - Quite. - In short... 855 00:58:37,151 --> 00:58:41,925 Woman has 200 grams of brain less than man. It�s scientifically proven. 856 00:58:41,995 --> 00:58:45,956 Women are the salt of life, that's why husbands drink. 857 00:58:46,026 --> 00:58:48,424 Is there a cat in this restaurant? 858 00:58:48,494 --> 00:58:53,360 We'll give you the brain... Did you see how I have treated my wife? 859 00:58:55,283 --> 00:58:56,760 Get home, I said! 860 00:58:58,045 --> 00:59:01,378 Get home, I said! I'm a free man! 861 00:59:01,448 --> 00:59:04,899 And she, dumb as a mute, went to call you. 862 00:59:04,969 --> 00:59:07,411 "Make peace with your friend, I tell you. " 863 00:59:07,481 --> 00:59:09,031 Of course we're friends! 864 00:59:09,101 --> 00:59:12,911 We who survived the Albanian war! 865 00:59:14,723 --> 00:59:19,520 We who survived the earthquakes of nature, of modern times! 866 00:59:20,074 --> 00:59:23,226 Should we let women trample upon us? 867 00:59:23,296 --> 00:59:26,866 Oh, no! - Fair? - Most fair! 868 00:59:26,936 --> 00:59:28,681 We are young, by Jove! 869 00:59:28,751 --> 00:59:34,714 We've qualities, we're a united force and if one wants to divide us, I'll crush him! 870 00:59:34,784 --> 00:59:37,854 Right? - Very right! - Let's go have a drink. 871 00:59:37,924 --> 00:59:40,491 No, no, no! It's late, let's get some sleep. 872 00:59:40,848 --> 00:59:43,832 And we're not starting from scratch! - Well, that's true. 873 00:59:43,902 --> 00:59:48,069 I've a lot of things stirring in the pot. Do you? - Yes, you see... 874 00:59:48,139 --> 00:59:51,170 Let's put the pots together so we can have one pot! 875 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:55,332 But now you've only the American car. - Let's put that in the pot too! 876 00:59:55,402 --> 00:59:59,650 Of course! - You know they wanted you shave your beard? - Really? 877 00:59:59,853 --> 01:00:02,873 What's wrong with a beard? You like your beard? - Yes. 878 01:00:02,943 --> 01:00:06,289 Now, I'll grow a beard too! - No, one's enough. 879 01:00:06,651 --> 01:00:08,012 Beautiful, beautiful! 880 01:00:09,716 --> 01:00:12,680 Are you my friend? - What? You know it, Alberto. 881 01:00:14,894 --> 01:00:18,720 Shall we talk business? - No! Tomorrow, we will. With the widow. 882 01:00:18,790 --> 01:00:21,440 Tomorrow we'll put Gargano, Rinaldi and the MP to prison? 883 01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:23,674 Sure! But tomorrow we'll go the widow. 884 01:00:23,744 --> 01:00:26,509 Widow? - Didn't I tell you? A wife of an industrialist. 885 01:00:26,579 --> 01:00:30,598 Her husband's dead and she's filthy rich. She has building equipment, an excavator. 886 01:00:31,038 --> 01:00:33,166 And does she have cash, Ernesto? 887 01:00:33,236 --> 01:00:36,539 Tons! And if we manage to get her, she can enter in a partnership with us. 888 01:00:36,609 --> 01:00:40,031 Then let's go drink at the widow's! - No! No, tomorrow! Let's go home. 889 01:00:40,101 --> 01:00:42,477 Can we put the widow in the pot? 890 01:00:42,547 --> 01:00:44,485 We'll fling everything in the pot: 891 01:00:44,555 --> 01:00:48,855 my wife, my sister-in-law, the IGE, my mother-in-law, the terrace. 892 01:00:48,925 --> 01:00:52,884 My wife has a cello but the widow has cash. Is the widow ours? 893 01:00:52,954 --> 01:00:55,520 She's ours. - We have a widow! 894 01:01:16,985 --> 01:01:20,991 Morning, commendatore Rinaldi. - Morning, Sir. What's he doing here? 895 01:01:21,061 --> 01:01:23,653 He wants the excavator. - That jerk! 896 01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:27,406 How do you know the widow? - Remember before the war, Jenny the Panther? 897 01:01:27,476 --> 01:01:30,568 She's Jenny the Panther? - She married the 70 year old Count. 898 01:01:30,638 --> 01:01:33,010 He gave her the excavator and he died. 899 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,768 Dropped dead? - Yes. - What can we do? 900 01:01:35,838 --> 01:01:38,373 It depends on sympathy. - Looking for a man, eh? 901 01:01:38,443 --> 01:01:40,880 She's still a feline, eh? - You'll soon see. 902 01:01:42,944 --> 01:01:46,200 Is the lady in? I'm Rinardi. - Please, come in. 903 01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:51,927 I'll go call her. 904 01:01:52,741 --> 01:01:56,089 I won't go in because of the dog. - Oh, God, I knew it! - What? 905 01:01:56,159 --> 01:01:58,088 The dog! - Dog? Where? 906 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,733 Be good! Don't you recognize me? 907 01:02:01,803 --> 01:02:04,990 Don't let him see you're afraid. Pretend you belong here. 908 01:02:05,060 --> 01:02:07,892 But I'm afraid. - Act indifferent. - What a dog! 909 01:02:08,344 --> 01:02:12,083 Enough! Ugly son of a bitch! - What's going on? 910 01:02:12,153 --> 01:02:14,596 It's her. - Who's she yelling at? - The dogs. 911 01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:17,720 Let's go. - No, no! - Let's go. 912 01:02:19,489 --> 01:02:22,454 What do you want? - Act festive. - Festive? 913 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:28,318 Good morning! Your competitor just left. 914 01:02:28,388 --> 01:02:31,692 Yes, we saw. May I? This is my partner and friend Mariani. 915 01:02:31,762 --> 01:02:34,851 Engineer Mariani. - A pleasure to meet you. 916 01:02:34,921 --> 01:02:38,991 Contessa, the dog, he's looking at me! - What are you doing here? Get out, spy! 917 01:02:39,061 --> 01:02:42,400 I'll break your bones! Get out! - Yeah, out! - Go! 918 01:02:42,971 --> 01:02:47,320 I've 5 more of them in the garage. Sooner or later there'll be a massacre! 919 01:02:47,390 --> 01:02:49,860 I had a cat but my uncle ate it. - Roman? 920 01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:52,312 By birth. - And why don't you shave? 921 01:02:52,382 --> 01:02:55,180 I'm an old officer of the Alpines. - Don't be silly. 922 01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:57,724 Just look at your friend. Much better without it. 923 01:02:57,794 --> 01:03:00,640 Kind words. I'm always telling him, "Cut off that beard! 924 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:02,752 What an unusual face you have. 925 01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:05,705 What a nice contrast, black hair and blue eyes. 926 01:03:05,775 --> 01:03:09,400 Mom had blue eyes. - But come on, let's get comfortable. 927 01:03:09,673 --> 01:03:13,764 Have you seen my excavator, my treasure? - Yes, we know it, we know the model. 928 01:03:13,834 --> 01:03:16,986 May I? A great exceptional machine, a real treasure. 929 01:03:17,056 --> 01:03:20,200 Do you know how much your competitor offered me for it? - 20? - 15! 930 01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:24,110 30 million, stacked this high. Ka- ching! 931 01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:27,868 But he won't get it. I can't stand him. I don't like men with sweaty hands. 932 01:03:28,486 --> 01:03:31,651 How gross! And where is it currently? 933 01:03:31,721 --> 01:03:34,130 It was being used for a dig on the Po, 934 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:37,603 but it fell in the water and is at the bottom of the river. - See? 935 01:03:37,854 --> 01:03:41,773 How some people take advantage! A woman alone, defenseless, gentle... 936 01:03:41,843 --> 01:03:45,020 If you knew how many worries that machine has caused me! 937 01:03:45,090 --> 01:03:49,054 First it began to lose oil and then... it killed my husband 938 01:03:49,124 --> 01:03:51,457 and now it's underwater. - Let's get it afloat! 939 01:03:51,527 --> 01:03:53,781 Let's go there, pull it out and bring it here. 940 01:03:53,851 --> 01:03:57,046 And then? - And then put it into our hands and become our partner. 941 01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:00,942 And when the machine is used by a serious business like ours, 942 01:04:01,012 --> 01:04:03,566 trust me, Ma'am, you can sleep soundly. 943 01:04:03,636 --> 01:04:06,480 No, this is all too complicated! 944 01:04:06,895 --> 01:04:11,111 I'm getting a headache just thinking about it. What kind of business will it be? 945 01:04:11,928 --> 01:04:14,619 Eh? - Tell her what it'll be. 946 01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:18,050 What will it be like, Ma'am? It'd be a bit long to explain but 947 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,012 I can provide any guarantee, Ma'am, believe me. 948 01:04:24,102 --> 01:04:25,674 Are you free tonight? 949 01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:28,647 I'm always free, I'm single. 950 01:04:28,717 --> 01:04:31,859 Then forget your troubles, come dine with us and we'll discuss all. 951 01:04:32,010 --> 01:04:36,290 Now we've interests in common, right? - With pleasure! Will you come too? 952 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,998 Yes, come... - Sorry but I got something to do tonight. 953 01:04:39,068 --> 01:04:43,704 Good! So much better. With 2 there'll be less confusion. Are you married? 954 01:04:45,091 --> 01:04:48,206 Yes, recently. - Is your wife jealous? 955 01:04:48,276 --> 01:04:52,994 Jealous? For heaven's sake, Ma'am, it's a marriage of convenience. 956 01:04:53,064 --> 01:04:55,246 Eh... in a certain sense I'm single too. 957 01:04:55,316 --> 01:05:00,040 Great! Then I'll dress like lightning and be back in an instant! 958 01:05:02,383 --> 01:05:04,315 What do you think? - Looks good, no? 959 01:05:04,385 --> 01:05:07,020 Looks crazy to me. Why did you say you had stuff to do? 960 01:05:07,090 --> 01:05:11,920 Sorry, but you saw how she looked at me. You can only do this alone. - Think so? 961 01:05:11,990 --> 01:05:13,968 But she's not bad, eh? 962 01:05:15,553 --> 01:05:18,040 Hey! I must phone Elena. - It's over there. 963 01:05:18,191 --> 01:05:21,200 Ma'am! May I make a little call? 964 01:05:23,301 --> 01:05:26,555 Where can I take her? - Somewhere romantic with dancing. 965 01:05:27,011 --> 01:05:30,868 Romantic? I can get into trouble for this! - Dues for the new partnership. 966 01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:36,188 Hello, who's this? - Hello? Elena, is that you? 967 01:05:36,452 --> 01:05:39,268 I'm at a client's house so I'm not coming home to eat. 968 01:05:39,338 --> 01:05:43,714 I'm not coming home for dinner tonight! - Alberto, I'm all alone tonight. 969 01:05:43,784 --> 01:05:47,951 Why alone? Your sister not there? - I told you she's going out with the lieutenant. 970 01:05:48,021 --> 01:05:51,855 Fine, if she goes out with the lieutenant, I'm going to eat with the commendatore. 971 01:05:52,181 --> 01:05:56,210 Yes, commendatore! - But you said you were in a lady's house. 972 01:05:56,918 --> 01:05:59,993 No, I didn't say a lady's house, I said a gentleman's. 973 01:06:00,063 --> 01:06:03,159 Got it, Elena? Don't waste my time. Bye, bye! 974 01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:06,871 Bye. 975 01:06:19,090 --> 01:06:23,284 I'm tired of living in their house: never a smile, a kind word, any sensitivity. 976 01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:26,383 They don't even have a TV! - Can you get home later tonight? 977 01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:30,816 I have to be back by 11 or my saint of a brother-in-law screams at me. 978 01:06:35,422 --> 01:06:38,825 Have you ever been here? - Before I met you, who would take me? 979 01:06:39,435 --> 01:06:41,664 Let's go. What is it? 980 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:44,107 I saw somebody. - Who? 981 01:06:44,177 --> 01:06:46,620 My brother-in-law. - Wasn't he with a commendatore? 982 01:06:46,690 --> 01:06:51,120 There's the commendatore! And they're dancing cheek to cheek! 983 01:06:52,261 --> 01:06:57,920 Cement, bricks, bars of iron, linoleum. We're well stocked if you join with us. 984 01:06:57,990 --> 01:07:01,401 With some cash and an excavator, who can stop us? - Are you free tomorrow? 985 01:07:01,471 --> 01:07:04,280 For you, always. - Will you come with me to Rovigo? 986 01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:06,893 To do what? - To get out the excavator. 987 01:07:06,963 --> 01:07:09,717 We sure will! - I'll pick you up at 10. 988 01:07:09,787 --> 01:07:13,377 Just think: I was going to go with your competitor but instead it's you. 989 01:07:16,152 --> 01:07:19,469 Let's go home! - Ida, wait? What concern is it of yours? 990 01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:22,280 Are you kissing me? - Just little kisses of gratitude. 991 01:07:22,350 --> 01:07:25,963 Though you are a young woman and if I may say so, very attractive. 992 01:07:26,033 --> 01:07:27,913 Do you know how old I am? - 23? 993 01:07:27,983 --> 01:07:30,206 Yeah! I have a son! - I love kids. 994 01:07:30,276 --> 01:07:32,740 A son who enlisted as a sailor. 995 01:07:32,810 --> 01:07:36,710 Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo. I'm going to the ends of the Congo. 996 01:07:51,415 --> 01:07:53,120 Elena, he's here! 997 01:07:56,526 --> 01:07:58,724 Elena! Are you awake? 998 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,824 Elena, don't go to sleep. I've news: our worries are over! 999 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,860 At the restaurant, I saw this dessert... - Where have you been? 1000 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,792 Dining with the commendatore. - How does the commendatore dance? 1001 01:08:09,862 --> 01:08:11,120 Dance? 1002 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:17,184 Then there's someone spying on me. My lil' sister-in-law, right? 1003 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:22,074 What? I invite her into my home, give up my privacy and she spies on me! Hey! 1004 01:08:22,144 --> 01:08:27,120 I'll throw your ass out! - Don't change the subject! Who was that slut? 1005 01:08:27,563 --> 01:08:31,012 Damn your jealousy... - Don't touch me with that stinking perfume on you! 1006 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,026 Listen to me, Elena, 1007 01:08:36,096 --> 01:08:40,570 we're civil people who live in the 20th century and we explain ourselves by words 1008 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:45,520 because God has given us words to distinguish us from animals. 1009 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:47,760 Fine. Talk. 1010 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:51,800 Do you promise not to interrupt me? - I promise. 1011 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,400 Then listen, Elena... 1012 01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:02,095 First of all, there is no "slut" but a lady. A true lady. 1013 01:09:02,165 --> 01:09:05,901 This lady has so many millions, that you couldn't even imagine. 1014 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,760 She has construction equipment, cash, 1015 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:16,160 an excavator that can do the work of a 100 and an enormous estate in Pordenone. 1016 01:09:16,230 --> 01:09:19,410 And I am not a real lady because I don't have an excavator, 1017 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:21,680 no equipment, no Pordenone estate! 1018 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:24,970 I only brought as dowry, my culture and sensibility... 1019 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,973 Is this how you reason, Elena? 1020 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:31,970 That lady, who among other things, has a son enlisted in the navy, 1021 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,050 has offered me a contract! 1022 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,040 And to get a contract, you don't go to the office, right? 1023 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,560 You go to a restaurant and dance cheek to cheek! 1024 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:44,022 Yes! Cheek to cheek! 1025 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,592 So? - I gave up everything for you! 1026 01:09:47,662 --> 01:09:51,170 I gave up things too! - My school friends, music friends, 1027 01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:54,280 my cello! - Your cello, you big baby? 1028 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,646 I'll buy you another one and you can play it again. 1029 01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:00,551 Idiot! 1030 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,440 You're right. Idiot, eh? 1031 01:10:06,941 --> 01:10:13,240 Yes. And this idiot for now and forever, tells you the following: 1032 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:16,800 First, in this house the husband is me! 1033 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:20,891 Second, I do what I want, I go where I like. 1034 01:10:20,961 --> 01:10:24,018 I sign contracts with whom, when, however and wherever I want! 1035 01:10:24,088 --> 01:10:27,592 In my job, nobody including you, must stick their nose in! 1036 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,633 Third...! What? Turning off the lights? 1037 01:10:30,703 --> 01:10:33,967 If you turn off the light you think you'll silence me? Third! 1038 01:10:34,123 --> 01:10:36,930 To show you that I do what I like, whenever I like 1039 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,370 I announce that yours truly will go with to Rovingo tomorrow 1040 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:43,600 with that lady for two days and nights! 1041 01:10:43,852 --> 01:10:47,640 To sign a contract on which not only my life depends, 1042 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:53,200 but my sister-in-law's, mother-in-law's, relatives', dogs and cats included! 1043 01:10:53,354 --> 01:10:55,959 Don't you see I'll get rid of all my debts? 1044 01:10:56,029 --> 01:10:59,800 Why do you always look up? What are you doing? Answer! Statue! 1045 01:10:59,986 --> 01:11:03,160 Look, Elena... watch it or I'll slap you! 1046 01:11:03,230 --> 01:11:04,496 Try it! 1047 01:11:05,799 --> 01:11:07,640 Coward! 1048 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,799 Get out! Between us, it's all over! 1049 01:11:10,869 --> 01:11:13,126 You call me coward... - It's over! Enough! 1050 01:11:13,196 --> 01:11:17,010 I never touched her, laid a hand on her and she's says, "it's over"! Hear her. 1051 01:11:20,148 --> 01:11:22,960 Nervous spasms... she gets them, you see. 1052 01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:26,779 Big liar! Don't you know her by now? What are you doing with my pajamas? 1053 01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:30,050 Answer, where are you going? Silent, mute? What's wrong with her? 1054 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:34,000 Appendicitis. - Appendicitis? What are you doing to the pillow, blankets and pajamas? 1055 01:11:34,070 --> 01:11:36,207 A married wife, half a life. 1056 01:11:36,277 --> 01:11:40,290 The lady throws me out of bed, all is ready, it's a conspiracy? Appendicitis? 1057 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,570 Never meddle between husband and wife. 1058 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:46,289 What do you know? Skidaddle! Appendicitis? I know her appendicitis! 1059 01:11:46,359 --> 01:11:50,857 But I get wounded on the Albanian front and nobody says a word? All quiet then! 1060 01:11:51,123 --> 01:11:55,600 And with sleeping with the window open I almost get pneumonia doesn't count, eh? 1061 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,240 You get appendicitis whenever you feel like, right, Elena? 1062 01:12:00,102 --> 01:12:04,450 Ciociara! You're a clever one at making scenes, but I don't believe you! 1063 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,491 I don't believe you! Appendicitis... 1064 01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:08,680 Elena? 1065 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,920 Well? Still not speaking, eh? 1066 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,904 Hey, you know what I say? 1067 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,880 Good night! 1068 01:12:15,950 --> 01:12:20,770 Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo, I'm going to the Congo. I won't stay here! 1069 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,040 Good night, appendicitis! 1070 01:12:23,110 --> 01:12:26,786 Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo, I'm going to the Congo. I won't stay! 1071 01:12:26,856 --> 01:12:29,183 Bye and your mama too! 1072 01:12:29,253 --> 01:12:33,581 Bongo, bongo, bongo, bongo, I'm going to the Congo. I won't stay here! 1073 01:12:33,651 --> 01:12:35,103 Dammit! 1074 01:12:50,663 --> 01:12:55,693 Bongo, bongo, bongo! Here comes my mother-in-law from the Congo! 1075 01:12:58,675 --> 01:13:00,160 There she is! 1076 01:13:01,063 --> 01:13:05,107 The old hag is here. The old hag is here! Hey! 1077 01:13:05,749 --> 01:13:11,155 It's natural, eh? Visiting the sick... burying the dead! 1078 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,643 Bongo, bong, bongo! 1079 01:13:14,410 --> 01:13:17,931 I'll be fine alone in the Congo! 1080 01:13:18,001 --> 01:13:21,130 I won't stay here... Ah, sweetest Ida! 1081 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,560 May I pass? Thank you. 1082 01:13:23,630 --> 01:13:26,154 Spy, rat fink! 100 years in the clink! 1083 01:13:26,224 --> 01:13:30,103 Here she is! - Hi, Albe'! - Sweet mama, a little visit? 1084 01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:37,640 Elena, my daughter, how are you? Did you suffer much? What did he do? 1085 01:13:37,890 --> 01:13:40,487 He slapped me! - Vile ruffian! 1086 01:13:40,557 --> 01:13:43,760 If your father was here! And just think I saved his business! 1087 01:13:43,830 --> 01:13:48,005 I should've never got married! - Given his low origins, are you amazed? 1088 01:13:48,075 --> 01:13:51,416 Bongo, bong, bongo! I'll be fine alone in the Congo! 1089 01:13:51,486 --> 01:13:55,061 Just a slap and she's call mom. Tomorrow, the priest will be here! 1090 01:13:55,131 --> 01:13:58,335 I know nothing. - Listen, ugly, ask my wife where the key is to the cash drawer! 1091 01:13:58,405 --> 01:14:00,253 Go! Skidaddle! 1092 01:14:00,688 --> 01:14:04,084 Goodbye, my beauty, goodbye! 1093 01:14:05,871 --> 01:14:07,561 He finally changed. 1094 01:14:07,631 --> 01:14:10,941 He wants to know where the key to the cash drawer is. - He's going? 1095 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:13,000 He packed his suitcase. The key? 1096 01:14:13,070 --> 01:14:15,890 Let him look for it! See, mom, he's leaving with her! 1097 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,605 He has the nerve to leave with her with you so sick? 1098 01:14:18,675 --> 01:14:21,160 He's lost his mind! - But who is this slut? 1099 01:14:21,230 --> 01:14:23,457 Says her son's a sailor but I don't believe it! 1100 01:14:23,527 --> 01:14:28,897 I'll go. I stopped your father, I'll stop him. How is he? - Very provoking. - He is? 1101 01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:34,388 Ladies, I'm leaving, goodbye. Look, now there's a thermometer! 1102 01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:39,346 Oh, here comes the hag! Please, Ma'am, let me pass. 1103 01:14:40,166 --> 01:14:44,915 Let me pass! Thank you, mommy. 1104 01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:49,306 Bongo, bongo, bongo! I'm going to the ends of the Congo! 1105 01:14:50,871 --> 01:14:52,090 My gown! 1106 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:54,560 Don't you have pains? - Now my pain begins! 1107 01:14:57,284 --> 01:14:58,888 Mom! - Elena! 1108 01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:02,600 Did he go? - Yes, Elena. With your father, a glance was enough 1109 01:15:02,670 --> 01:15:05,927 but when Alberto called me a hag I knew there was nothing I could do. 1110 01:15:06,454 --> 01:15:07,729 And now, Mom? 1111 01:15:07,926 --> 01:15:10,720 What do we do? - Elena, he's below! 1112 01:15:26,691 --> 01:15:29,360 I, in your place, Elena... - Yes, Mom? 1113 01:15:29,969 --> 01:15:32,559 Surely, there's no other solution. 1114 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,440 You should've seen the scene, Erne'. Not a word! 1115 01:15:37,510 --> 01:15:39,930 None? - None. 12 hours of silence! 1116 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,878 Silent wife, sister-in-law, maid. "Mama" comes and she's silent too. 1117 01:15:43,948 --> 01:15:45,800 Leagued together, see? - And you? 1118 01:15:45,870 --> 01:15:47,179 I'm silent now too! 1119 01:15:47,249 --> 01:15:51,725 Erne', if I surrender now and don't take command, I'll be a slave all my life! 1120 01:15:52,130 --> 01:15:53,872 Engineer! 1121 01:15:54,907 --> 01:15:58,928 I'm here! - Contessa, I'm ready! Down in a sec! 1122 01:15:58,998 --> 01:16:03,610 On time! The bags. - You've got all the maps, the money? - All. 1123 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,650 This time it's in the bag, Erne'! 1124 01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,880 I'll get it. You go to the widow. Bring my suitcase. 1125 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,480 Hello! Armida, it's you. 1126 01:16:12,738 --> 01:16:14,091 What do you want? 1127 01:16:14,905 --> 01:16:15,960 My wife? 1128 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,440 In the hospital? What hospital? 1129 01:16:19,018 --> 01:16:21,498 The Polyclinic? My beautiful Elena! 1130 01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:26,480 Ernesto! - What? - Elena! The Polyclinic! 1131 01:16:26,550 --> 01:16:29,269 What a misfortune! - I don't understand a thing. 1132 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,969 If it's all the same to you, Contessa, I can drive if... 1133 01:16:33,039 --> 01:16:35,720 No, for me it's not the same! Take out that suitcase! 1134 01:16:35,790 --> 01:16:37,852 And I don't want to see you ever again! 1135 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:50,040 Where is the ER, Sister? I don't know my way around. Mama? 1136 01:16:50,110 --> 01:16:53,007 It started as soon as you left. - Is she in a lot of pain? 1137 01:16:53,077 --> 01:16:55,690 Terrible pain, Alberto. - God, can she still have kids? 1138 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:57,920 Sister Gemma! Sister Gemma! - Who's that? 1139 01:16:58,074 --> 01:17:00,930 Sister Gemma? Sister Gemma? Why are they calling you? 1140 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,522 Tell me truth: Can she ever have kids? Was it dangerous? 1141 01:17:03,592 --> 01:17:05,697 Who are you? - The husband. Very worried! 1142 01:17:05,767 --> 01:17:08,920 The doctor is seeing her. May I come... - No, don't come in! 1143 01:17:09,569 --> 01:17:13,000 The doctor is seeing her, Mama. - Thank you for not leaving, Alberto. 1144 01:17:13,070 --> 01:17:16,526 Thank you for all you've done for my daughter. You are a treasure to me! 1145 01:17:16,596 --> 01:17:19,492 Think about it. - I married for love, Mama. 1146 01:17:19,646 --> 01:17:22,840 You must love her. I put in your hands, now she is yours! 1147 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:25,796 And I'll go away and she'll be without a mama! 1148 01:17:26,109 --> 01:17:27,713 I'll be a mother to her! 1149 01:17:27,783 --> 01:17:30,360 But how could you? You don't even have a mama, poor thing! 1150 01:17:30,430 --> 01:17:33,610 I'll be your mother! I'd like to be by your side! 1151 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:36,095 Yes, mama! Always stay by us! 1152 01:17:36,468 --> 01:17:39,401 But where? - I submit to your will! 1153 01:17:39,730 --> 01:17:45,566 The terrace? - You said it, Alberto! I'd never have thought of it! - The widow? 1154 01:17:45,636 --> 01:17:47,920 Gone. The business is over. 1155 01:17:47,990 --> 01:17:51,760 What do I care about business now? There's only you, my love! 1156 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:56,516 How will they diagnose her? - This is great! Who admitted her? 1157 01:17:56,586 --> 01:18:00,689 She came in the ambulance. She had pains. - Pains? Pains? Nothing's wrong with her! 1158 01:18:00,759 --> 01:18:06,053 Is it possible with so many sick, this idiot wants to trouble those who're busy! 1159 01:18:06,123 --> 01:18:10,271 Excuse me, I'm the husband. My wife is OK? - She's very well. She invented it all! 1160 01:18:10,341 --> 01:18:14,240 Can I see her? - And hit her too! - Yes, thank you. 1161 01:18:24,871 --> 01:18:28,200 My daughter! What's happening? What is he doing to you? 1162 01:18:28,270 --> 01:18:30,200 Nothing serious, light bruises. 1163 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,120 Is the pillow good like this? 1164 01:18:38,190 --> 01:18:40,680 No, put another one, Ida, please! 1165 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,240 Like this? - Ah! I feel just like a pasha! 1166 01:18:44,310 --> 01:18:47,320 Engineer, a cigarette? - Sure, Lieutenant. Thank you. 1167 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:51,435 Here's the radio. - These make me cough. From the regiment? 1168 01:18:51,505 --> 01:18:55,113 What's that? A game? Do you mind a game, Lieutenant? 1169 01:18:55,183 --> 01:18:57,746 How about you, Elena? - Whatever you like I like. 1170 01:18:57,887 --> 01:19:00,393 The tea, Ma'am. - Well done, Armida! 1171 01:19:00,463 --> 01:19:03,240 You read my thoughts exactly! 1172 01:19:03,310 --> 01:19:07,657 Is there blackberry jam? - No, prune, Sir, but I'll bring cookies. 1173 01:19:07,727 --> 01:19:09,880 Well done, dear lovely Armida! 1174 01:19:09,950 --> 01:19:15,383 How genteel it's becoming! It's like another house! - The tea. - Give it here. 1175 01:19:18,811 --> 01:19:21,839 My saintly Albertino? - Hi, golden mommy, what is it? 1176 01:19:21,909 --> 01:19:24,342 At the entrance, shall we put tiles or ceramics? 1177 01:19:24,412 --> 01:19:28,080 Mommy, do whatever you like. Put both if you like! 1178 01:19:28,150 --> 01:19:30,410 On the radio is Bach's fugue! - Really? 1179 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:34,010 And the Sganassina? - Yes, we'll do it but let's listen to Bach! 1180 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,400 Armida! You hear the phone? Answer and bring it to me! 1181 01:19:37,470 --> 01:19:38,892 Armida, who'll it be? 1182 01:19:38,962 --> 01:19:42,548 Let's hope it's the doctor, so I can say today I'm taking off this plaster! 1183 01:19:42,618 --> 01:19:46,240 The Monsignor is on the phone. - Mommy! The Monsignor is calling! 1184 01:19:46,310 --> 01:19:51,238 I'll say hi for you, eh? Dear Monsignor, my respects, how are you? 1185 01:19:51,486 --> 01:19:54,521 Yes, always confined because of my fall 1186 01:19:54,591 --> 01:19:57,810 but I'm not missing out, eh? I saw the Holy Mass on tv here 1187 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,530 in the bosom of my family. How am I? 1188 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:03,718 I'm happy to have failed, just think! 1189 01:20:03,788 --> 01:20:06,920 Oh, yes, no worries, no promissory notes, eh! 1190 01:20:06,990 --> 01:20:09,920 The honorable Tocci was right. You don't know him? 1191 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,900 I've a steady job, 90,000 lire plus commission, Father, 1192 01:20:12,970 --> 01:20:16,803 which is sometimes more than the pay. No, candies, Father! 1193 01:20:16,873 --> 01:20:19,560 I'm a traveling salesman for a company in Mantova. 1194 01:20:19,786 --> 01:20:23,080 Yes, unfortunately, I travel 6 out of 7 days, Father. 1195 01:20:23,310 --> 01:20:26,377 Yes, it's sad to be away from my family. 1196 01:20:26,539 --> 01:20:31,218 Away from my wife, my mother-in-law, my sister-in-law, Father. 1197 01:20:31,361 --> 01:20:35,663 Eh, what can you do? I wasn�t born to build houses! 1198 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:41,640 Yes, Father, but luckily ever since I was kid I wanted to travel, Father. 1199 01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:44,760 Will I tire of it? Yes I will, Father, but... 1200 01:20:45,726 --> 01:20:49,678 Monsignor, I like to travel. No, no, I like it! 1201 01:20:49,748 --> 01:20:53,870 The more I travel, the more I like it. I love it. Love it! Love it! Love it! 1202 01:21:05,354 --> 01:21:08,240 Do you like chocolates? Chocolates? 1203 01:21:08,310 --> 01:21:11,080 Don't go to any pains. - Pains? It's an offer from my firm! 1204 01:21:11,150 --> 01:21:15,170 Capelli of Mantova, famous for chocolates. Please, ladies, help yourselves! 1205 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,960 Thank you! - When did we get to "Perma"? 1206 01:21:18,030 --> 01:21:23,200 Modena 2:22, Reggio Emilia 2:41 and Parma 3:02. - Very nice! 1207 01:21:23,373 --> 01:21:26,240 Thank you. The train is my home now. 1208 01:21:26,310 --> 01:21:29,303 Do you get off in Parma? - Yes. Do you stop in Parma too? 1209 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:30,880 Maybe. 1210 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,400 Indeed, I should. 1211 01:21:37,078 --> 01:21:38,440 Are you married? 1212 01:21:38,989 --> 01:21:40,163 Eh... 1213 01:21:45,626 --> 01:21:47,040 Are you married? 1214 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,550 No. Single! 1215 01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:08,649 English subtitles by sineintegral@KG 1216 01:22:11,649 --> 01:22:15,649 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 109041