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♪ O lord, remember me ♪

♪ remember me ♪

♪ O lord, remember me ♪

♪ when these chains
get broken ♪

♪ set my body free ♪

♪ O lord, remember me ♪

♪ O remember me ♪

♪ days get long,
I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

You need to get up.

♪ Days get long,
I call your name ♪

What happened?

Where's Andy?

You don't remember?

I remember an accident?

Andy didn't make it.

♪ O lord, remember me ♪

♪ remember me ♪

♪ when these chains
get broken ♪

♪ set my body free ♪

♪ O lord, remember me ♪

♪ remember me ♪

♪ days get long,
I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ days get long,
I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ days get long ♪

♪ teach me right
from wrong ♪

♪ O lord, I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ when these chains
are broken ♪

♪ set my spirit free ♪

♪ O lord, remember me ♪

♪ mm mm mm ♪

I don't get it.

Why didn't you say anything?

It didn't come up.

Hello. We're not talking
about switching to decaf.

You and Beth broke up.

Dave--

I have a 20-year-old
bottle of scotch

we could have drowned
your sorrows in.

It wasn't like that.
She got an offer

to run a major gallery
in Hong Kong,

she asked my advice,
I told her she should accept.

So you encouraged her
to spread her wings and fly.

My exact words were
I didn't want her to have any regrets.

There was that time
you took Jack

on that impromptu
weekend to Orlando.

Was that to tell him
about Beth?

It was an effort
to distract him, yeah.

You're an excellent
dad, Aaron.

Don't you ever doubt that
for a second.

So what's your social life
been like in the meantime?

No, I don't really have
time to meet anyone.

We're kind of busy here.

Well, what about
online dating?

Really?

Bad idea.

Look, there's, um,

this little jazz club
in Dupont Circle

I planned on going to
Saturday night.

No, no, no.
You're coming with me.

This isn't just
about you, Aaron.

I'm, shall we say,
intrigued

by the in-house
jazz singer there,

and you will be
my wingman.

Can't wait.

Ok, crime fighters,
we have a triple homicide

in Salt Lake City, Utah.
A couple,

Ron and Karen Myerson
were found shot to death

in their home 4 hours ago.

Several hours before that,
a security guard

was found stabbed to death
at a small office building.

And let me guess--
the gun used to shoot the couple

belonged
to the security guard.

Get your mug out
'cause coffee is for closers.

No sign of a break-in
or forced entry.

Maybe the couple
knew the unsub.

This could be personal.

That could mean that the couple were
his intended targets.

But it wouldn't have taken him hours
to get to their house.

What was he doing
in the meantime?

Watching the couple,
conducting surveillance,

or he encountered them
earlier and was torturing them.

But the M.E. and the police both say
there was no evidence

they were held
for any length of time.

One thing is clear.
Both crime scenes look chaotic.

This unsub is disorganized.

The chaos could mean
that this unsub is either psychotic

or under some time pressure.
And improvising.

And if he can't
decompress,

he may feel killing's
his only option.

We may be looking
at a spree.

Wheels up in 30.

Hey, hurry up!

You can put that away.

I told you I'd help you.

Come on, let's go.

Listen.

You need to calm down.

You did not have to kill that couple
or that security guard.

You were leaving
a trail of bodies

because you can't
keep it together.

Shut up.

Get in.

Look, you might as well
just draw a road map for the cops.

Have you ever
looked death in the eye?

'Cause I have.

And I've seen
the grim reaper

staring right back at me.

We should wait till
it's dark before we leave.

And if you don't want
another body,

we need food and water
for Rebecca.

♪ Criminal Minds 10x09 ♪
Amelia Porter
Original Air Date on December 10, 2014

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@elder_man

♪ ♪

Reid: "Remove my sin
and I will be clean.

Wash me and I will be
whiter than snow."

Psalm 51.

Assuming the kills
are personal,

what do we know about
Ron and Karen Myerson.

Both in their 40s. Ron was the manager
of a sports bar,

Karen a dental
assistant.

They had some financial
problems. Maxed out 4 credit cards.

Ron took out
a payday loan last week.

They were living
on the brink.

Ron's been to Reno 4 times
in the last few months.

He may have
a gambling problem,

but if he owes someone money,
does that make this a hit?

But would a professional killer murder
a security guard for a weapon?

Well, based on the disorganization
of the kills,

I for one
would not be surprised

if this was
a crime of passion.

Yes, sir.
Agent Hotchner?

Thanks for coming out.

This is Agent Jareau.
Hi, how are you?

We've increased patrols

on the south side
of the city

since you said a spree
killer may be at work.

Any activity
since the killings?

No, but we just spoke to
a friend of the couple

who was at a marriage
counseling retreat with them.

The wife
wasn't feeling well,

so they went home
a day early.

Maybe they surprised the unsub.
Who reported the crime?

The neighbor
from across the street.

Did he hear anything
last night?

Only the sound of a car
backfiring around 2 a.m.

It could have been gunshots.

All right,
I'll let the others know.

Good.

Rossi: This neighborhood's
not exactly a high traffic area.

There's no surveillance
cameras.

But they have
an armed guard.

What kind of place
needs privacy and security?

Well, it's mainly attorneys,
accountants, psychologists.

Maybe they were worried
about unstable patients and clients.

Rossi, look at this.

Those have to be
the unsub's bloody shoe prints.

Yeah, but there's two sets.

Well, the guard didn't
make it far from his desk.

[Camera clicking]

Those can't be his.

It looks like that second
set of prints stayed out there by the edge.

Maybe he was just a witness.
The unsub

could have been surprised by someone
else in the lobby.

Maybe he kidnapped the witness.

But a possibility is
it was a partner.

It would make it a hell of a lot easier
to overtake an armed guard.

Even without
gambling problems,

I can see how they
maxed out 4 credit cards.

This couple likes
nice things.

Something valuable
could have been stolen

and the police wouldn't
necessarily know.

State of the art. We should check
their insurance list.

The couple was found
over here.

They were both
shot in the chest.

[Sound of gunshots]

Which means the unsub
was standing right about here.

He came in
from the backyard.

Well, talk about
a bad gopher problem.

These holes were dug
recently. Look at the dirt.

What were they digging
for, buried treasure?

Why would the Myersons
bury anything in their yard,

judging by the safe
in their house?

So it had to be
the unsub.

Came looking
for something,

got surprised when they
came home early.

Killed them, and then
based on what JJ said,

spent another hour trying to find
what he was looking for.

How did he know there was something
buried back here?

We've been saying this crime
felt personal.

What if the unsub
used to live here?

We should have Garcia
pull a list of prior residents.

The unsub either has either a partner
or a hostage with him,

most likely male
based on the prints.

Go ahead, Garcia.
[Cell phone rings]

I did a search of previous owners
of 23 Cherry Lane,

aka, the Myerson home,
and before they lived there,

it was owned by
professor Harold Mason.

He was there for 7 years,

bought it from the bank
who repossessed it

from Amelia Porter,

a notorious killer
in the state.

I remember that name.

She was a 30-year-old
woman.

She and her much younger
lover got high on drugs

and raped and murdered
his sister.

I think her name
was Miriam.

The younger lover
was Benton Farland,

17 at the time, convicted of murder
for the crime,

but Amelia fled the scene.
She wasn't found.

Hotch: Where's Farland now?

Uh, he served 12 years
at Utah state prison.

And he was released
two days ago.

He's gotta be our unsub.

Thanks, Garcia.

Here.

You did the right thing.

I don't think she would have
lasted much longer.

What?

I just can't believe
how much she looks like Miriam.

My mom.

I didn't kill her,
you know.

I mean, I was there.

I should have stopped Amelia,
but I didn't kill her.

You're a liar!

Becca.

I got blamed 'cause
Amelia ran away.

But I didn't do it.

I loved Miriam.

She was
everything to me.

We don't remember her
that much.

We were both pretty young.

Well, I'm sorry
about that.

I'm sorry that you don't
even have memories.

So where are we gonna hide?

Come on, think about it.

You need a place
where you're safe

and you can come up
with a plan.

I don't know.

Ok. Look, I have a buddy

who has a cabin in the mountains
not far from Park City.

Your buddy has a cabin?

His parents do.
It's like a vacation house.

They only use it a few
times out of the year.

The rest of the time
it's empty.

We'll go there tonight.

All right, copy that, Rossi.
We'll go talk to Benton's father.

This is awful.
Miriam, the sister,

was a 29-year-old single mom of
two young kids when when was killed.

How did Benton only serve 12 years
for such a heinous crime?

Well, it was a combination
of his age and willingness

to testify against
Amelia Porter.

Ultimately the jury felt
he was a sensitive boy

who was unduly influenced
by an older dominant woman.

How did Amelia
manage to escape?

She fled into the wilderness.
Her father was a survivalist,

so she learned
outdoor skills from him.

Has anyone seen her
since then?

That's a good question.

[Ring]

Garcia's the name,
411's the game.

Hey, mama, any confirmed
sightings of Amelia Porter

uh...
in the last 12 years?

Yeah. One 10 years ago.

Oh. And one 5 years ago.

Both in Canada.
One in Vancouver,

the latest one
in the northern territories.

But when authorities got there,
she was nowhere to be found.

The Northwest Territories
are hard to get to

and therefore
an easy place to hide.

Assuming Benton has
a male partner with him,

does he have any old friends
here he could have reconnected with?

Uh-uh. When he was a teen,
he was a total loner.

That's probably the reason
why Amelia Porter

was able to get him
under her thumb so good.

All right, we need to look for connections
he may have had in jail.

Heads up, guys, I got
a real bad feeling about this.

Clear!

JJ: Clear.

Morgan: Guys, over here.

The victim is Benton's
father, Oren Farland.

You know, this could
have been the first kill,

the one that triggered
the others.

Oren lived here with his grandchildren,
Andy and Rebecca.

The grandchildren
are missing.

Are these the kids of
the sister who got murdered?

Yeah.

So what was he after
coming out here?

Think about it. Benton was 17
when he went to prison.

Imagine you're incarcerated for 12 years
and have just been released.

Where do you go?

Home.

Reid: You have $40 left
after buying a bus ticket

with your prison
release money.

You have no skills to help
you survive in the real world,

no friends,
nowhere to turn but family.

Who knows how they'll feel
about seeing you again,

but, really,
what choice do you have?

Looks like someone
was entertaining.

I think it was the kids.

Thanks for the lemonade.

Yeah, sure.

Grandpa's just out
buying some groceries. So...

Yeah, you said.

So, is old Mr. Litvak
still teaching English lit?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Man, that guy
was a ball-buster.

But I practically
memorized "MacBeth" because of him.

"Will all great Neptune's ocean wash
this blood clean from my hand?"

[Door opens]

Where are you guys?

I could use a little help
unloading the groceries.

Hi, Dad.

The kids sat here.

Oren sat at the head
of the table,

which means Benton
sat right there.

Benton wasn't sitting
very close to Oren,

which means he wasn't
exactly welcome.

Then why invite him
to stay?

Probably to appease him,
so he'd go away peacefully

and leave them alone.

That obviously didn't happen.

So what went wrong?

I just want to say thank you

for letting me stay
for dinner.

Eat up.

Then go.

Dad, if you'd just
give me a second--

I don't have
any children left.

If you'd just let me
explain something.

I'm not interested.

Dr. Pelman said

that if we don't forgive,

we'll never heal
and move on.

Is that the B.S. I pay that quack
therapist to tell you?

"Then you will remember
your evil ways

"and your deeds
that were not good.

"And you will loathe
yourselves in your own sight

for your iniquities
and your abominations."

You show up like a bad penny
to quote scripture to me?

I have repented.

And I would kill myself right now
if it would bring Miriam back.

Maybe it will.

You should give it a try.

I know you'll never
forgive me.

But I'm your own
flesh and blood.

Don't you have any feelings
for me at all?

The feeling I have
for you for you is...

I'd like to gut you

for being the vile
bastard that you are!

Andy: Grandpa!
Stop!

Reid: Oren couldn't
contain is anger.

He stood up,
threatened Benton,

who then stabbed him
with the steak knife.

I think I know what
happened to the kids.

Aah! Ohh!

Ohh!

No! No!

No, no, no!
No, let her go!

You saw what
he was gonna do.

He was trying to kill me.
I had no choice!

That's what we're
gonna tell the cops.

No, no cops!

They will never believe it.

I just got out of prison.
They'll throw me back in there for life!

Ok. Look,
we won't call them.

I got a better idea.
You're both coming with me.

Benton probably took the kids
as an insurance policy.

After he murdered
his father,

he knew the police
wouldn't believe him,

so he had to go
on the run.

[Cell phone rings]
Hey, what you got, baby girl?

I've confirmed
it wasn't a random thing

that Benton Farland
showed up at that office

where the security guard
was killed,

because Andy Farland
has a therapist

named Dr. Pelman
who works there.

How long was Andy
in therapy?

Uh, 3 years. He was
having trouble in school.

That's not a surprise given his mother
was murdered by his Uncle.

Garcia, did Andy
have any contact with Benton

when he was in prison?

Uh-huh. Unfortunately, yes.

All of it the last two years.
He visited him twice,

wrote him 3 letters.

Contact with Benton
may have humanized him.

Instead of fearing him, Andy might
actually have empathy for him.

If you behave...

I promise
I won't hurt you.

Do you believe me?

Do you believe me?

You know, when I was little,

a teacher told me
that I was snake-bitten.

You know what that means?

I attract bad luck.

Everything I touch

turns to garbage.

But it's not my fault.

I'm jinxed.

Nothing ever goes my way.

You found the money,
though, right?

In the backyard?

Yeah.

I found the money.

[Siren]

Crap. What do I do?

Pull over.

License and registration.

Yeah. Is there
a problem, officer?

Police radio: We have a 10-57
with multiple injuries

on Route 6 near Hawthorne.

All units in the area
please report.

Copy that.
Victor 5 on the way.

10-4, Victor 5.

Your tail light is out.

I'm letting you off
with a warning, but get it fixed.

Sure thing.

Maybe you kids
are my lucky charm.

We know that after
his prison release,

Benton Farland went home and
murdered his father in an improvised way.

He then fled
with his niece and nephew.

He needed a weapon,
so he killed an armed security guard.

He then went over to the Myerson house
to dig up money

that was buried there. He shot the couple
when they surprised him.

He's in an extreme
state of mind.

He believes that his only
choices are fight or flight.

Kate: He's looking for
any way he can to escape,

which makes him highly
unpredictable.

JJ: He's armed and dangerous
and he's already killed 4 victims.

Aah!

Reid: Benton is most
likely traveling

in his father's
automobile.

It's a 1993 gold Volvo,
license plate number 631 ZFG.

We believe he's with his niece and nephew,
Andy and Rebecca.

Andy could be trying
to help his Uncle,

but Rebecca is most
certainly a hostage.

Or it could be that Andy is simply
trying to protect his sister.

You need to increase patrols on
major roads leading out of the city.

We cannot emphasize enough
how volatile this situation is.

One wrong move
could result in more deaths.

Whose is that?

You said you wouldn't hurt me,
so let me go.

There's hardly anyone around here.
I swear, I won't go to the cops.

But you said--
I can't do that.

Enough!

I'm not going to leave
a 16-year-old girl alone

on the side of the road.

That would be breaking
my promise.

[Accelerating]

Andy!

[Fires]

Aah!

Oh, my God.

Are you ok?

Ohh!
[Fires]

[Indistinct gospel song]

Ok, I know Amelia Porter
had survival skills,

but she must be some sort
of a criminal mastermind

to have just vanished
without a trace for all these years.

Maybe she has a new version
of Benton helping here.

He wasn't
her first young stud.

According to her cousin's statement,
she dated several younger men

before Benton,
all in their early 20s.

Benton was the youngest
of the bunch.

Makes sense. Younger men
were easier to seduce and control.

The Farland car
was just found.

It was involved
in a crash.

It's amazing Andy survived,

considering how lethal
Benton has been.

He's either incredibly
lucky or he was allowed to live.

Hopefully we'll be able
to get some answers from him soon.

No cell phone or I.D.
In the woman's purse.

What do you think?
She another hostage?

It's too many people
for Benton to control.

I think she was a good Samaritan
that stopped to help with the crash,

Benton killed her
and took her car.

We searched a 100-yard perimeter.
There's no sign of Rebecca Farland.

So there's a good chance
he has her and that she's still alive.

If that's the case,
what's he holding her for?

Andy. Agents Callahan
and Morgan, FBI.

Where's Rebecca?

We're looking for her.

Can you tell us
who shot you?

Benton Farland.

My Uncle.

He didn't have
his seatbelt on,

and I crashed the car
on purpose.

He figured out
I was trying to kill him.

Were you helping him
before that?

No. No, I was just pretending,
to protect my sister.

But you have to find her.

Please, he's gonna kill her.

We're doing everything we can,
but right now we need you to help us.

Where would he take her?

Um, I told him about
my friend's vacation cabin.

We were headed there
before the crash.

What's the address?

It's the yellow house at the end
of Canyon Ridge Lane.

Please, you have to hurry.

She's gonna say something
to set him off.

[Indistinct gospel song]

All right, thanks.

Morgan and Kate just left the cabin.
No sign of anyone.

They should have
been there by now.

If it was Andy's
suggestion to go there,

Benton probably changed his plan
after Andy betrayed him.

We just found
a burned-out car

about 50 miles away
on Route 190.

Her DMV photo matches
the good Samaritan.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I'm tired.

And cold.

Where are we going,
anyway?

I just want to know
when we can rest.

We've been walking for hours,

and my foot hurts.

When we get there,
you'll know.

My mom used to say that.

Well, she got it
from our mom.

There's no way you could have
remembered that.

You were too young.

But I do remember.

And I remember
when I was little

and you used to put me
on your shoulders

so that I could touch the star
on our Christmas tree.

Yeah, I did do that.

How stupid
do you think I am?

What?
I--I don't--

this trying to bond with me and
build rapport isn't going to work.

It's the same crap
your brother pulled.

You shot him, didn't you?

You told me that Andy died
in the accident, but you shot him!

It's all coming
back to me now.

He tried to kill me...

And I had to
pay him back.

It's only fair...

don't you think?

When someone betrays you.

We should check the...

Yes, sir.

The good new is, there don't seem
to be any human remains inside.

Rossi: Any idea why
he stopped here?

No, we're pretty far
from anything.

Hotch: Any hiking trails
nearby that you know of, Detective?

Not any major ones.

Hey, Hotch,
take a look at this.

These treads look remarkably

like those
from Benton's shoes.

What's off in that direction?

The summit trail
in about 10 miles.

That branches into other paths that
lead down into a valley.

Rossi: Any residents
in the valley?

There's a smattering
of small farms and houses.

Benton came here on purpose.

He has a destination in mind.

If it's not a prison
connection,

it might be someplace
he remembered from his childhood.

I'll follow up with Garcia.

I haven't betrayed you.

I haven't done anything
to hurt you.

Look, I know it sounds
like I'm trying to play you

by saying that I don't
think you're a bad guy,

but I really believe it.

You have a heart.
You're just snake-bitten like you said.

That I am.

If you let me go, I swear,
I won't tell anyone where you are.

Here's what I think.

You haven't betrayed me yet,
but the first chance you get...

You will.

That's not true.

I think it is.

But just remember,

I always get my payback.

Man: Mornin'!

Hey.

Careful up ahead.
It looks like part of the path

got washed out
with the last storm.

Ok, well, thanks
for the warning.

Honey, you look
blue as a Popsicle.

Didn't you bring
your jacket?

You know, I told her to,
but, teenagers, right?

[Laughs]

Ain't that the truth.

Have we met before?

You look so familiar.

Um...

No, I don't think so.

Well, you must remind me
of one of my daughter's classmates.

All right, thanks
for the heads-up.

Yeah. Have a good 'un.

Mm-hmm.

Andy said his Uncle never mentioned
a jailhouse connection.

Thank you so much.

I just spoke
to the prison warden.

Benton managed to stay
a loner behind bars.

He never affiliated
with any groups

or made friends with
other prisoners.

That's not easy to do
for 12 years.

Most people have
an instinct for a social connection.

Maybe he had one.

Detective:
I'm not following.

Well, he didn't need any social connections
when he was in prison

because he already
had one.

Amelia Porter.

Except she's somewhere
in Canada

sleeping among
the moose and bears.

People also have
a natural instinct to return home.

Yeah, and Benton did.

Yeah, maybe Amelia
came home.

I'm going to have Garcia
look for women in their 40s

who appeared in the area
in the last 5 years

with little or no
history before that.

Two hikers in the mountains
may have spotted the suspect

and his niece
about 30 minutes ago.

Where are we?

Whose house is this?

What the hell
are you doing here?

Hi, Amelia.

Ok, I searched
a 50-mile radius

of where the good samaritan's
car was burned

and I found not one, but two women
who match the criteria

we're looking for.

The first is Jane Appleby.
She's lived in the area for 5 years.

She's an organic farmer.
I got nothing on her prior to 2009.

And the other?

Uh, that would be
Natasha Banks.

She's from Winnipeg, Canada.
She's lived there for 4 years.

But when I look her up
past 2009, I can't find anything.

All right, Dave, you, Kate, and Reid
go to Jane Appleby's house.

The rest of us
will take Natasha Banks.

How did you find me?

You were always prepared
for a disaster.

I never forgot
the old survival plan.

That was my plan.
You were never a part of it.

Then you shouldn't have gotten drunk
and told me about it.

Who's this?

You don't recognize her?

It's Rebecca,
Miriam's daughter.

Doesn't she look
just like her mother?

Oh, my God.

You're sick.

Did you kidnap her?

Did I kidnap you?

No.

See?

We like each other.

What do you want?

Can't you guess?

You know, something's
been bothering me.

If Benton always intended to meet Amelia
after his release,

why did he
go home first?

Good question. It wasn't just to
take revenge on dad.

It wasn't until after
he was on the run

that he went to Amelia Porter's old house.
Like he was improvising.

Ok, here's
a radical thought.

What if Amelia wasn't
the dominant one?

What if it was really
Benton?

The prosecutors called her
a femme fatale,

always dating younger men.

It could have been
that she herself was immature.

Her parents described her
as shy and naive.

Only Benton called her
manipulative.

She never killed anyone before or
after Miriam as far as we know.

What's interesting
is Amelia was 30 back then,

and his sister was almost
the same age at 29.

Benton was always attracted
to older women.

The fantasy of raping and killing
the sister could have been his.

When Benton testified, he said that
when his mother died when he was 9,

Miriam became
his entire world.

He could've been
obsessed with her.

But Miriam was 21
with a life of her own.

If she was absent a lot, that would've
fueled both desire and rage in him.

Ohh!
[Slap]

12 years!

I spent 12 years
in that hellhole

while you got off
Scot-free.

Stop it!

Just stop it!

I think that's enough
payback.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

But you deserved it.

It doesn't mean
I don't love you.

[Moans]

The other reason I'm here

and the reason why
I brought Rebecca,

is so that we could relive the most
exciting moment in our lives.

Doesn't that sound like fun?

No! No!

I admit, she's a little
young for my taste,

but she looks so much
like Miriam, doesn't she?

Go ahead.

Do it.
You know you want to.

You can't make me
this time.

Make you?

Oh, Amelia,
stop lying to yourself.

You loved it.
It was glorious.

I was high. I was out of my mind
seeing things.

You touched God
in that moment.

We murdered your sister.

FBI!

Drop the weapon!

You're not taking me
with you.

He's crazy. He tried to force me
to hurt her.

[Sobbing]

This coming from the
woman who killed Miriam?

You are a madman.

And you're a fugitive
from the law.

We've been looking for you
for 12 years, Amelia.

Amelia: It was him.
It was always him.

Why did you run?

Who would believe me?

Who would believe me
over a 17-year-old boy?

Put the gun down.
Amelia's the one we want.

She's the one we're after,
and you led us to her.

Your nephew Andy explained how
everything happened, Benton.

We know none of this
was your fault.

He's alive?

He's in the hospital.

[Sobbing]

Thank God.

Let her go, Benton.

[Gasping]

♪ O, lord, remember me ♪

♪ remember me ♪

♪ O lord, remember me ♪

♪ remember me ♪

♪ when these chains
get broken ♪

♪ set my body free ♪

♪ O lord, remember me ♪

Kate: "The soul that has
conceived one wickedness

can nurse no good
thereafter."

Sophocles.

♪ ...I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ days get long,
I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ days get long ♪

♪ can't see right from wrong ♪

♪ O lord, I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name... ♪

[Jazz playing]

♪ You know you want it, baby ♪

♪ and, oh, you really do ♪

♪ ah, you know
you can't resist me ♪

♪ so, come on baby,
kiss me ♪

Isn't she great?

She's great.
You could do worse.

So, when are you
going to introduce yourself?

Ah, I don't know, Aaron.
I'm not gonna plan,

I'm just gonna
go with the flow

and see what
opportunities arise.

And I suggest
you do the same.

I'm here, aren't I?

Yes. That's a great start.

Hello.

Um, thanks for
the bottle of champagne.

Bartender told me
you sent it.

So much for being
a secret admirer.

[Chuckles]

I'm Celine Destin.

This is my friend
Audrey Hansen.

David Rossi, and my friend
Aaron Hotchner.

Hi. How do you do?
Nice to meet you.

Hi.
Hi, how are you?

Strong, silent types.

Intelligent.

Honest eyes.

So you're not politicians.

[Both laugh]

FBI.

Wow. You two
could be profilers.

Well, Audrey practically is.

I mean, she's in marketing.

She just moved here
from San Diego.

Then welcome
to our fair city.

And would you ladies
care to join us?

I'll be off at 10:00,
though.

Then I'll be waiting.

All right.

If you don't mind...

I'm going to amble
up to the bar for another drink,

but, Audrey, please,

have a seat.

And, um, my friend
is known to be

an excellent tour guide.

Sorry.

[Laughs]

Let me guess.

Wingman?

Wingwoman?

Mm. More like the sidekick
who can't carry a tune.

♪ The best upper sets
do it ♪

♪ Lituanians
and letts do it ♪

So is he a heartbreaker?

Well, full disclosure,
he has been married 3 times,

but...He's a solid as they come
and he's learning.

Well, good. That's good.

And her?

If he treats her right,
she's a dream.

So tell me something.

Are you really
an excellent tour guide?

[Chuckles]

I've been told
I'm pretty good.

Yeah.
Oh.

You don't say.

[Both laugh]

So if you were to take me
on a tour,

where would we go?

Well, most people would start with
the obvious, the monuments,

but there's some lesser-known places
that are very nice.

Um, I like the Folger
Shakespeare library.

The, uh, Moongate Garden
at the Smithsonian is really beautiful,

especially at sunset.

I've got a few things
up my sleeve.

[Celine's song ends]

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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