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Oh! It's fantastic!

Fra�lein Roop...

Be kind.

Attention!

This is Radio Rio Dio.

100,000 watts of saving and invigorating piety!

Any unintended use

is punishable by fine and imprisonment. Amen!

Blessed be the religion of yesteryear...

It's good for me!

Let us love each other.

It's good for me!

Blessed be the religion of yesteryear...

It's very good for me!

Small Town, USA,

average people,

very ordinary.

Simple people. In every street,

behind every door, who will you find?

Your neighbors.

That's what it's about.

Friendly people,

welcoming and generous

which give new meaning

to the word �democracy�.

People like Mr. Peterbuilt,

the aptly named.

His obsession:

garbage.

Occupation:

garbage collector.

His hobby:

KISS!

Lola Langousta...

and his black sock.

Insatiable!

Lola Langousta.

Spicier than a Mexican dish!

Semper Fidelis,

representative who goes door to door,

bon vivant, talker,

specialist in bracelets and scams.

To buy your lingerie, you leave your shirt there.

He loots the absent husband's chest while he wows

the woman with coupons and trinkets.

Culture is embodied by a tough Teutonic:

Martin Bormann!

Grand piano enthusiast

and the coffin.

Two dedicated workers,

here is Beau Badger on the left

and Tyrone on the thigh,

climbing the Grands Tetons

by Junkyard Sal,

burning and drooling together

for the common good.

Their employer,

a dominatrix,

mercilessly sucks the marrow

of the working class.

This is Lamar Shedd

brandishing his standard high

in the daily battle.

Flovilla Thatch,

dental assistant

and sexual object,

sail and steam matchmaker,

essential in Small Town!

Here is Z�bulon, humming, nice,

man's best friend,

real Uncle Tom.

Lavonia, never a migraine!

The kidneys always ready

for the odysseys of the lower abdomen, fleece on fleece,

on the lookout for �empty stools�.

Both a dentist and a marriage counselor,

this is Dr. Asa Lavender

cleaning tartar and cavities,

reuniting broken homes.

Rhett, demanding kid,

vain teenager, potential decathlon champion,

qualified in all series except one!

Small Town is like your town or mine,

the high street is still working.

Are you looking for the "American Dream"?

Look no further, it's here,

in Small Town, USA.

Behind every door, every story,

a benefactress, the abundant Eufaula Roop!

But this is another story.

It is not so simple!

Eh yes! Even in Small Town,

there are dissatisfied people

and unhappy people in the midst of opulence.

Lavonia, I love you. Not moving! I care about it!

Get your cock out of there, you loser!

Oh, Lamar Shedd!

This is the last time I have it in my ass!

Shit!

Radio Rio Dio 100,000 watts of saving faith

I was blind, too,

Dear brothers and sisters!

Now I see!

You will see the Light, too!

On Radio Rio Dio, 100,000 watts

of faith and piety poured out on the South-West!

All of you who have your pencil ready

during our saving anthem,

here is the address to obtain the Blessed Handkerchief!

First send a dollar, just one dollar,

but no checks or stamps,

at Hankie, Rio Dio, Texas,

in the good care of the evangelist of the waves,

sister Eufaula Roop,

who brings salvation and hope to you,

or in your car, truck,

your sedan or convertible.

Here comes the hour of salvation!

After the laying on of hands, after the laying on of feet,

I have great news for you,

wonderful listeners:

Radio Rio Dio inaugurates

the electronic and saving renaissance

by the imposition of the radio!

Many of you

feeling pretty bad tonight.

Without being able to put your finger on it, something is wrong,

maybe it's just a simple head cold,

perhaps you are bedridden, or bedridden?

Well, you are the chosen ones tonight!

Healing can happen

in many ways,

for strange are the ways of salvation.

Here's something new!

Healing through radio!

But yes, brothers and sisters!

Place your suffering part

on the post!

So! What suffers, on the radio!

Let it heal.

Let what hurts stop hurting!

Let what is hard soften and what is small lengthen!

Let what is profaned be resurrected!

Our destiny is in Your hands.

Wasn't it a delightful and well-sung hymn?

It must be enough

to send shivers down your spine, dear brothers and sisters,

to hear such music! And I hope

that you take advantage of my offer of salvation!

No matter the punishments,

torture and attacks,

the sufferings of your deep being.

No matter your lonely despair in the dark night.

Here is the Hand of Salvation

who gives strength to the weak!

Wonderful, right?

The heavenly, supreme feeling,

let what was dead live again!

There you go, Lamar. You feel better?

And we finish our broadcast on Radio Rio Dio.

This is sister Eufala Roop...

You need some rest.

...who wishes you good night,

bringing salvation in AM...

and FM...

with 100,000 watts of home therapy.

Goodbye see you tomorrow!

The glow of dawn illuminates Small Town

each day,

and the events of yesterday are forgotten.

Free enterprise, the foundation of Small Town!

Junkyard Sal is building the American Dream!

The rejects of progress.

From the scrap comes the plow, from which the "Vigilants" are born,

from the Pontiac of yesterday comes the rocket of tomorrow.

Small Town arms the nation.

The waste industry, ironing machines,

from bicycle to bulldozer,

to the remains of History.

There are great things to do,

and Small Town has the right men.

No need to linger

when it's time to go to work.

You forget your bowl!

It's peanut butter, I hope!

See you soon!

Hey, Sal! Sorry to be late.

I will work extra hours.

At Sal's there are all kinds of people:

Zebulon,

member of the minority of Small Town,

a bubbling �melting pot�.

His dream

is to have your own car scrapyard.

Here's Beau Badger and his buddy Tyrone.

Beau is a redneck,

petty and pathetic.

Tyrone is racist, rude, primitive,

and tattooed.

The dregs of humanity

human wreckage, bulky debris

Boulevard du Progr�s.

Bitter, anxious,

they are disinherited, rejected without appeal.

Their choice is simple and sad:

the bottle or scrap metal.

At Junkyard Sal, they have at least

useful...

Even them

may still be useful in Sal's service.

No shit?!

Junkyard Sal... a concentrate of industrial strength

and leisure activities of Small Town, USA.

Leisure activities for

make every hot-blooded woman's dream come true:

seduce an innocent young stud.

Lavonia knows the old saying:

"The devil inspires idle hands"...

or something like that.

As Lavonia says: �From a boy, I make a man.�

She is a very enthusiastic teacher!

The first experience is often

�you swim or you sink�!

He immediately plunged

in the abysses of stupor,

encouraged to wade in the waves of lust.

Lavonia has a very personal method.

In the swamp of desire,

here first comes the frantic assault,

then subtle seduction.

A young person learns quickly, as he should.

For Lavonia, it is very enriching

to pamper a young guy

on the banks of valor, before unleashing

the wild ecstasy of the final exam!

The people of Small Town are having fun hard,

work hard.

They like things that are hard.

Let me help you,

�Leave the work to the women.�

Stand back!

This is Sal's motto,

and it is successful in the scrap metal industry.

Get your ass out of that door!

Scrap metal contractor

a new path for women -,

Sal is a sexual pioneer,

at the forefront of women's liberation.

You know how to hold something!

You look exhausted. Have you slept enough?

All night long.

His hen also had to rest.

You're right, Beau.

I'd like to keep her awake.

Yeah, awake!

Lamar, go to the office

take a little nap

on the big bed.

No, no jokes, Sal, it'll be fine.

Are you afraid of the boss?

My mind is busy,

my correspondence courses, all that.

�Correspondence course�, shit, then!

You said it, Beau!

I'm trying to improve, make more money.

I work during the night.

If you want an extra job...

Yeah, Sal, I know where to go.

However,

on the Pecos, at the school of bucolic banter,

young Rhett passed the exam with distinction and special mention.

Lavonia, his devoted and satisfied teacher,

improves the athletic skills of his brilliant student.

What's your name?

Rhett, ma'am.

It's a nice name!

How old are you, Rhett?

14 years old, ma'am.

I've never hooked up with a 14 year old Rhett.

You are well built for your size.

Sure, I'd love to, Sal.

Lamar is a blessed ass!

Yeah, Beau.

Stop criticizing Lamar like this!

Stop being stupid!

What?

You are with Lamar

because he's the new favorite!

New favorite, yeah!

I don't want to listen to you anymore! I have my job.

I don't understand why Lamar supports

that cute ass he calls a friend!

Yeah, Beau, a cute ass!

I don't want to hear Lamar talked about like that!

You're missing friends.

Poor pathetic white people!

Obscene jerks!

How are you! Stop! You will hurt yourself!

You see, Tyrone,

I always told you

that he had white blood in his veins.

Yeah, quite a lot of white blood!

Self-employed, Semper Fidelis,

door to door seller.

The others have heart attacks at the office, he is on the road.

Fidelis is the most efficient VRP in Small Town.

But he doesn't sell the same old stuff:

greeting cards, toothbrushes and brooms, but...

lingerie from Frederico's,

the store that ignites

the imagination of the middle classes has always been present.

And then, being able to choose

in your own living room, at home...

Hello, Ma'am! Allow me to introduce myself:

Semper Fidelis, from Frederico's, you know

lingerie... here are the new products studied

for ladies like you.

I'm sure you'll be interested

yes, interest you!

The piece de resistance.

A satin dress!

A bolero!

A pretty wig!

A golden necklace!

A tie!

�Easy Spanish�!

Ideal for moonlighting!

As true as my mother baptized me,

your husband won't see anything!

What's in the other suitcase?

Madam would not be interested.

Oh yes, I am!

These items are for gentlemen!

Do queers wear this?

I would love to show you this!

A bust developer,

from Frederico's, Wisconsin.

It plugs into the kitchen faucet.

I show you.

A bust developer, for me!!

Sexist asshole!

I didn't want to offend you.

Mr. Fidelis, does it exist for men?

A developer for men?

Not for the bust, stupid! To lengthen...

Very big!

Curious idea. I'm going to burn this at home.

Nice bra, sexy panties.

I'm neither rich nor famous, but I fuck!

Garter rhymes with legs in the air.

Since I put on these stockings,

I see that your emotion is growing!

Physically speaking, you are a star!

I have more pants in the car.

Do you accept credit cards?

I'm cool. We'll be able to work things out.

Take that to the bank!

- Where are you going? - Direct to home.

You stay there! The boss wants to see you.

Overtime.

It's not over for Lamar. Work brings happiness

especially that of the boss, even if the latter

works too.

Lamar logs at night school, but don't forget his taste

for the behind... things!

Luck doesn't happen

only once. Sal is very clear about this!

Lamar darling, do you want to come in?

and put your ass down!

Sal, I have to go home. See you tomorrow OK?

Lamar's future hangs in the balance.

Damn, Sal! I only know one way to do it!

One way at a time is enough!

Inside!

Where do you find yourself

also dry at Assedic!

- Come on, let's watch! - Yeah, we're watching!

What to do? Cooperate or lose my job!

The choice is simple for Lamar: or he's fired

or goodbye to evening classes!

The boss is a woman: what can I say?

Men go with music.

Get to work, Lamar!

Radio Rio Dio brings salvation to the South West,

100,000 watts

of saving faith.

Your own salvation, my brothers! It's time to relieve yourself!

Love eachother!

Yes, it is indeed Sister Eufaula Roop,

your �Savior of the Waves� by the imposition of the radio station,

for a day of help and relief.

But first, I ask you an intimate question:

did you receive your mount rushmore satin pillow

and the Promised Land?

Listeners from our 38 states

have written to us on numerous occasions

for these wonderful pillows!

They want more! If you haven't ordered anything,

I describe them to you. You won't resist the opportunity

to have your own satin pillows

Mount Rushmore and the Promised Land.

On one side, the familiar faces of Mount Rushmore: Washington,

Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Aaron Burr

who contemplate you in privacy

on a satin background, in great colors!

And then, on the other side,

the Dead Sea, Noah's Ark and the Western Wall

bring you the Bible to your favorite armchair.

Special price: $3.98.

Send a money order and your address,

no checks or stamps please,

at �Pillow�, Rio Dio Texas.

Dear friends, the time for relief has come!

With Radio Rio Dio,

a miracle of electronics and radio!

What was destroyed rises again!

The weak becomes strong!

What was short is getting longer!

Those who were frustrated are satisfied!

Okay, Lamar... your way.

Remember, my friends, your problems...

Tyrone! I'm going to kick your ass!

Wait a bit!

You would have wanted it, you son of a bitch!

Your turn!

You're in a hurry?

No. I am late! I have to go!

Don't piss off, I don't like it!

Take that, yellow liver!

Defeat this damn voyeur!

I can't stand these fucking perverts!

This goes for you, Lamar!

I don't like guys who don't fuck normally!

So, dear friends, you have put your suffering part

on the radio with your Mount Rushmore pillow,

and take up with me my favorite hymn:

�Relieve me, relieve me!�

Asshole!

Lamar wonders

why he must carry his cross.

Days like this are painful

for him who only expects a diploma from life

and marital happiness with the Lavonia tire.

It's a miracle Lamar is participating

to �Friday fever�!

Show business!

There's nothing like it...even in Small Town.

The local superstar is Lola Langousta,

the hottest creature in the southern Rio Grande!

Her maddening body electrifies

the libido of a sweaty audience.

Lola Langousta, favorite of Mexicans,

"Number one",

No. 1 as they say in Mexico.

Lamar is a little late.

Instead of going straight home,

the average man cannot resist

to a well-packed and very cold drink.

Why this place of all bars?

Fate or a difficult day dragged him away...

towards adventure.

A beer!

This Lola Langousta is not unknown to us.

Actually, it's Lavonia in disguise.

Let's see!

Two dollars!

The fleece is different,

but it is Lavonia in its war paint.

Remember a little:

she bought, coming from Frederico's,

lingerie at Semper Fidelis,

what gave him

an idea to bring back

Lamar's bizarre sexual behavior back to normal.

Lavonia thought she only needed a suit

and Mexican lingo, being quite sexy.

Anyone would recognize her,

even with a wig!

But you must keep in mind

that we are dealing with a guy with an IQ of 37!

Excuse me.

Well, that's one way to get attention

even if the guy isn't polished.

It looks like drugs.

This pill could kill Godzilla!

Take him away!

Fortunately he didn't finish it!

Laviona... uh, Lola

will try the impossible for anyone

except her, a burning creature:

cause erection

in a drugged man while manipulating his cock

in all ways, allowing

up to Lamar to cross the threshold, and to be able

fuck normally.

There is the way...

but a good doctor starts with the essential.

You're not a man! Lola will make you a real man!

I'll show you how it's done

in Mexico!

And now!

As they say,

Lola is the kindest woman in the world!

Resolute, decided, Lola draws from her reservoir

of carnal magic.

I know what you need.

As Lola says: �The black sock never fails�.

It's my thing!

She begins by skillfully putting on

Lamar's machine.

I'm going to heat it up a little.

No one is going to see you. Relax!

You will make Lola a happy woman.

She never relents in her efforts,

resorting to the old broomstick trick.

The maximum result is immediate.

It's the biggest penis I've ever seen.

I want it.

I want your cock.

There remains the final test.

That's it, you're a good boy!

Lola is pleased with the results

of his work, using Lamar

like a sexual object.

You know how to do it!

You do not speak a lot,

but in bed, how good are you!

Where am I?

Lola Langousta is the happiest woman in the world!

We see that Lola succeeds

to a normal, no-fuss fuck.

A silent man is a member of good will.

Lola is nice to the Gringo!

The Gringo is nice to Lola!

This is how we do it!

It's better than from behind!

Take me!

There's nothing better than a good fuck!

Where am I?

What is going on?

What you need,

It�s something that perks you up.

Dealing with a drunk requires more than just talking.

To cure Lamar

of its "rear tendency", Lola or Lavonia

knows that his practice,

although spectacular, is not a cure.

Lola can rid him of his "reflex",

if care continues,

and the threat of a �reversal�

will disappear forever despite the circumstances.

Although she speaks in Mexican lingo,

she paints a flattering portrait of her guy:

2.15 m and rougher

than a mutt with a penis

twice as big as the one she is fiddling with,

in the company of a horde

of 6 huge and hateful...

�vaqueros�, Mexican cowboys hating white people.

Yes, Lola,

or rather...

Lavonia's dynamic persuasion

enters Lamar's soft gear and packs it in!

Although we can forget the start

what medicine causes,

Lamar fucked normally,

helped by the black sock.

But, very importantly,

he has to see things face to face.

I did not see anything.

Come back!

ACCESS FORBIDDEN

Some days,

nothing is going as it should.

Let's see what Lola... Lavonia

has in mind.

You forgot your hat, ma'am!

Confused...nothing wrong!

It's a simple story.

Mr. Peterbuilt, I will devour you

rather 10 times than one.

I like this!

It's 3 p.m. 2 more hours until the end of the day in Small Town.

But some never finished,

they teach with enthusiasm.

Lavonia, after summer school with Rhett,

is studying for the master's degree with Mr. Peterbuilt.

She often looks at the clock.

Lamar will need

time to change your tires.

Earlier than expected!

It's going to be interesting.

Explain yourself... in Mexican!

I said in Mexican!

Adios!

What is this wig?

This dress? These red shoes?

I had savings parcel stamps!

And my ass! Who is this one?

Get out!

Go away!

I said: run away!

Don't come back again!

You pig!

You're the best fucker in Small Town, but I don't care!

I'll send you my lawyer tomorrow morning!

This is inadmissible in court!

These are empty words.

But let�s look deeper.

You think I behaved badly,

that I am unfaithful.

Let's stop talking about it. It is necessary to consult

a professional, save our relationships.

Save their relationships? It could also finish them off!

No problem, Lavonia,

the only one who can save us is Dr. Asa Lavender.

Dentist and marriage counselor

He's the dentist from Small Town,

He is also a marriage counselor, on occasion.

Ah! Here they are!

As I said, in the peaceful town of Small Town,

nothing escapes Mr. Lavender.

But this case is unique!

This young guy has a pretty wife and can't...

Anyway... you know the problem.

Lavonia's problem, if it is one, is simpler.

She suffers... from acute enthusiasm!

She demands personalized care.

But let's leave Lamar and Lavonia

in the loving care of Dr. Lavender and his nurse Flovilla Thatch.

What is your problem?

I only get there... from behind!

And that hurts.

I understand.

That's Lamar's problem. For me, it's the teeth.

A dental cleaning.

I see. To start,

come with me, darling...

while Nurse Thatch...

establishes the preliminary diagnosis...

of your husband.

What an adorable couple!

No! That would reveal my problem.

It's not going to help.

You're adding fuel to the fire.

That's not what I asked!

It's not the foot!

The farm!

I always do it like this!

Why don't women look like men?

We exchange!

Ah... virility.

An aunt!

A liability!

What is going on?

Nothing unbearable.

Don't let it cool.

Come out of the closet, naughty girl!

Pussycat!

We will feast.

Let's see...

45 cm divided in two.

Pussy... bitch!

You hear me, Lamar!

I'm talking to you, bitch!

Jezebel! Open!

This is your last chance!

Your queen speaks to you. You hear me?

Slutty!

Don't play games with me!

Come out of the closet immediately!

You hear me!

Get out, or I'll break down the door!

Whore! Bitch! Get out of there!

You will pay dearly for it!

Wait a bit, bitch!

Lamar, your stubbornness is pushing me to the limit!

Get out of there, or I'll smash the door!

Move out of the way!

Are you okay, Pussycat?

Didn't dad hurt you?

Shut up, bitch!

I only want you...

dirty whore!

They don't do that to me.

I'm not being pushed away! My desire will be fulfilled!

You slut! Bitch!

I'll get you!

Here I am, my darling!

A kiss! I'm coming!

A wig!

Nerdy to the core!

Let's get the hell out of this asylum!

Lavonia... we have to get out of there!

Let's get out of here!

I'm ready!

You should be ashamed!

Fuck you, Pussycat!

No kidding!

If this is Dr. Lavender's behavior,

its sign should be a needle's eye.

It is a threat to the healthy!

As for Lamar,

he is at the end of his rope.

He knocked on the wrong door.

Either he reacts very quickly, or goodbye

in Lavonia, pleasure and love.

Damage!

You and your great ideas!

If Lamar wants to play "Deliverance",

he has to find the right canoe.

You are on Radio Rio Dio,

ranked in the celestial hit parade. This week,

we offer

our plastic light fountain for $9.98!

Yes, $9.98, shipping

and packaging included.

You will want this work of art in your home!

It looks like a real fountain!

Reminds me of my trip to Tijuana... uh, Niagara!

But this one

does not dry out!

It is made of unbreakable plastic,

designed to operate 24 hours a day, month after month,

year after year.

Batteries are not included.

Send $9.98- no checks or stamps -

at Radio Rio Dio Texas,

to the attention of Sister Eufaula Roop,

Salvationist of the South-West.

Would you give up masturbation to achieve

self-fulfillment?

Accomplishment through water, source of life

for little rabbits, little birds,

little kitties, and little babies...

Isn't that wonderful?

Water purifying bodies, souls and extremities.

Bathing is the only answer!

The water that nourishes and saves,

which floods and washes.

What a wonderful idea!

Dear brothers and sisters,

just the idea makes me shiver!

I ask you a question:

have you ever found yourself in the dark?

Lavonia, if this doesn't work, I'll never bother you again.

12 super powerful batteries!

You never know when you need it!

Two wouldn't be enough

except for small jobs. But a lot of work

calls for beautiful lighting!

Twelve batteries,

super long lasting,

unwearable,

especially when you use it!

And now your life-saving radio

offers you an hour, but first...

an interlude, my dear friends,

I love you all,

I really love you very much,

and now,

the radio, yes, the radio

pauses for an hour

for technical difficulties

independent of our will.

But I promise you, dear friends...

as soon as possible...

eh... my... sexual problems...

technical difficulties...

I love each and every one of you.

Listen to this heavenly music!

At your service.

I want to be saved, saved and made whole.

�The BATHTUB OF JOY�

I'm going to put on my pious dress.

It's Saladier speaking to you...

I fucked!

We interrupt our program.

Radio Rio Dio Texas

100,000 watts of electronic salvation, gives you

live from the studio

a report on the conversion carried out

by Sister Eufala Roop on a man

whose baptismal name is not yet fixed.

Live from studio A...

Sister Roop and the Bathtub of Joy!

Are you ready my brother?

Is it time for salvation?

Are you available for the experience?

Come to the Bathtub of Joy!

The source of life!

The Bathtub of Bliss!

Yes yes! The water will purify us!

Water will purify us, sanctify us...

You're suffocating me!

Water will purify our bodies and our souls!

Yes! Purify our souls, and our feet!

Purifying water!

Are you washed?

- Are you sanctified? - Yes! I am clean!

Will we find deliverance?

Will we reach eternity?

Will we achieve Karma? Will we stay there?

Will we find salvation? Delivery?

Will we reach eternity?

Will we achieve Karma? Will we stay there?

It must!

We must be saved! We must...

Come with me! Come! Come near me!

Come!

We must be delivered! We must be saved!

We must achieve Reincarnation!

NOW! Or in a future life!

Save me!

Will we find...

accomplishment?

Accomplishment!

Accomplishment!

Will we find...

accomplishment?

Save me!

Yes! Completion!

You have just heard the salvation of a soul live...

by the Salvatrice of the South-West.

Sister Eufala Roop's conclusion:

Siblings...

If you are not saved, save yourselves!

While Sister Eufala readjusts

the spheres of faith,

here are some hymns

concocted and offered by Radio Joplin.

Seagull in Salad Bowl. There is still

lots of garbage to remove before the opposums!

Get in your ass!

A sociologist can explain why Lavonia

risks his marriage,

his idyllic plans, for a connection

with the Emperor of Garbage.

It's going to be hard!

One more shot, Peterbuilt! Again!

I have to get out!

Your husband is coming home soon,

and I don't like it!

We won't have dinner in an hour.

We have time!

Get your ass out of here!

I don't suck, it's un-American!

Easy, Lavonia.

I am on a tight budget.

Wow! 6 times in 2 hours!

Focus, Peterbuilt! Concentrate!

But why is Lavonia sleeping with Peterbuilt?

It's curious.

Send me up in the air!

Go ahead! Come on!

Lavonia, I'm drained, pumped!

Come on Peterbuilt, have a good climb!

It's going to be awesome!

And shit!

We're tough on Lavonia.

It's not desire that drives her.

A big machine doesn't justify a broken home.

This is Mrs. Perterbuilt! You are late

to fuck me. At home!

In 15 minutes!

Or I'll take you to court!

Oh, Lamar! I thought you wouldn't come anymore!

Me neither!

Let's go!

You are super ready!

You are not cured, �The Saved One�!

My ass!

Forgive me, Lavonia!

The bird is in a cage.

Sex! I want sex!

Tighten your legs!

You're great!

Better than Peterbuilt! I like this!

It was a good move.

Peterbuilt is bad!

Yes, Lamar, bad!

Put that back in your pants, Mr. Fidelis!

I tell you, my friends, this music brings peace.

It�s a real comfort!

Especially in these times...

Music like that is heaven!

I feel good!

Hope it lasts!

There is always someone to save...

who needs it even more than me!

Let's rejoice!

What a musical interlude! Offered by...

Radio Rio Dio.

This is what it takes!

Accomplishment!

I want sex!

You all! I can just...

The radio that saves...

Come on, Rhett!

You touched my soul!

Teenagers need salvation like everyone else!

It's me again.

Here is a never-before-seen fuck on the radio!

For the 2nd time, Sister Eufaula

will save a young sinner.

AIlelujah, my brothers!

Blessed be the religion of yesteryear!

Blessed be the religion of yesteryear!

That's good enough for me!

Love eachother!

It's very good for me!

People are having enough fun in Small Town. It avoids boredom.

If it doesn't work today, it will be better tomorrow.

In a championship,

there are several cups to win.

I always wanted to be a boss!

Sex! Sex!

Give me sex!

There you are, Russ!

There is something for everyone.

It's a very pleasant place.

Here, Lamar! He and Lavonia took action.

He will calm down and continue his studies

and then... stop again.

Are you giving me my birthday present?

You're about to get it!

It's like before.

Only for your birthday!

If you pass by,

come see us

in Small Town, cradle of the Nation.

At this address, no checks,

at �Pillow�, Rio Dio Texas.

You know my son Rhett.

Do you know my Austrian wife, SuperSoul?

Say hello to the big Cinema family!

What's that?

Son, if you want to be there for your 15th birthday,

take off what you call your tail!

Dad will show you!

...we will be strong and insatiable!

As the old man said,

in every street, behind every door,

simple, very ordinary people,

your neighbors.

Rhett for example:

a young punk with a future,

but frankly, he doesn't care.

Lola Langousta, pioneer of Woman's Lib!

Her tits should be on the bank notes!

That idiot Peterbuilt, stupid by his machine...

Flovilla Thatch,

she knows the answers.

She is an efficient nurse!

Z�bulon is progressing �American style�.

Now it's Hollywood for him!

SuperSoul, she, draws at will.

Eufaula Roop, comforter of the masses,

gets richer visibly, net of taxes.

Asa Lavender has discovered himself, but he will become

maybe doctor, lawyer or... Indian chief.

Even teacher.

Lavonia... what can I say?

A bubbling melting pot!

If his enthusiasm

was packaged and promoted, she would be rich!

And then Lamar... He discovered

love and its demands,

its changes in appearance.

Kitten Natividad, Latin Brunehilde, all the Lorelei in one!

Believe me, that's another story.

Fashion in Paris via Paraguay:

Semper Fidelis.

His pneumatic penis is famous!

Junkyard Sal...

Honest work, honest pay.

Free overtime.

Oh! I forgot Martin Bormann! Poor me!

Marty finally

found peace in the desert.

Fuck! Go ahead!

Kitten! Go ahead!

Where did the team go?

It doesn't matter.

Let's consult the history, the military files:

Bormann's dentures were found after the war,

but not him!

He is there, healthy, pretty heart,

living proof that things work out

when we go beyond...

from the valley of ULTRAVI"X"ENS!

Oh, Marty! It's better without the teeth!

Don't miss the new adventures of Lavonia

with a bunch of bustomaniacs in...

VIXEN�S TEETH!

�She�ll never stop!�