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Hi.
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Whoo, flowers. Who are they from?
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- Peter.
- Don't want 'em.
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After you told me how
he acted that night,
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the only person I want drunkenly
passing out on the couch is Yolanda.
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Actually, these are for me for me
for writing that review for him.
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Aw, well, he should have sent a
maid for what he did to our bathroom.
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Oh my god. Gabi...
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his editor thought the
article was so good,
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Peter got me a gig! I'm writing
an article for an indie music blog!
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Here are the tickets!
I can't believe it!
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Now I'm the cool music journalist!
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That's so great, look
at you, with your words!
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I know! And I had so much
fun writing that review.
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And turns out... I'm really good at it!
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Sofia, maybe this is your thing!
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- Oh my god! I have a thing!
- You have a thing!
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- I have a thing!
- You're a writer!
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Aah! Who knew?
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My mom!
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You know what, Gabi?
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Maybe your mom wasn't
leading you to your soul mate.
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Maybe she was leading me to my passion.
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Ohh... that's so sweet.
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Still single down here, Mom!
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What are these?
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Hm, grapes.
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Those are grapes, yeah.
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Just put that in there
and let them ferment,
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and then make Grandma some wine.
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh. Benjamin Wheeler,
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you are going to drop to
your knees and thank me.
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There is literally nothing you
could say that would make me do that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Emma is officially potty-trained!
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- Oh, my god, thank you!
- Yes!
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I never thought this day would come.
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How'd you do it?
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I didn't. That tip money
you did on your dresser did.
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Turns out, the kid likes cash.
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Where's my phone?
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Uh, more importantly, where's Emma?
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Oh, no. Emma! Emma!
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Emma... Oh,
god... No!
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My phone!
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My bad, I couldn't potty-train her
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but I did teach her
flushing things is funny.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change direction ♪
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Really?
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Yeah, that's amazing!
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Oh, no, I promise.
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I won't tell anybody.
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I have to tell somebody.
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Oh, Emma.
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You're not gonna believe
what just happened.
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Have you ever heard of Elena Rios?
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Yeah, me either.
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But she's a giant movie star in Spain
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and she's got a huge movie opening here.
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And her manager thinks that it
might help her get more press
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if she pretends to date
a famous American athlete.
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I guess they couldn't find
one, so they called me!
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Oh, I know what you're thinking.
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You're thinking about
Aunt Riley, aren't you?
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Well, I haven't told you this,
but we aren't dating right now.
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Plus this whole thing with Elena
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is strictly professional.
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It's just for publicity.
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Hey, dude, what's going on?
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Oh, um, Emma was just
explaining her story.
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So let me get this straight,
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he huffed, then he puffed,
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then he blew the house down?
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Got it.
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See ya, Ben.
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It's nice that Danny has someone
to talk to about literature.
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Hey, Tuck, how'd it go?
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Did your super hot producer
Julia agree to go out with me?
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She did. She did,
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but remember, man, I
work with this girl.
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Okay, so don't be too...
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you.
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Dude, you have nothing to fear, okay?
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I will be
polite, mature...
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What the hell?
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- Huh?
- That's Danny.
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On a date, with a movie star.
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What? Read your phone,
join the 21st century.
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Hey, guys.
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Yo, seriously, bro?
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- Elena Rios?
- Why didn't you tell us?
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So not a big deal.
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Uh-huh, yeah it is!
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Dude, look at the headline.
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It says, "This is such a big deal."
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God, I can't believe I thought
Riley was the best you could do.
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Congrats, bro.
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How could you not tell me that
you're dating a movie star, man?
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If I ever want to make it
on the entertainment desk,
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this is the kind of
story I need to break.
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Look, I'm trying to do something
important with my life, okay?
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Something that matters.
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Celebrity news.
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All right,
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just give me a piece of
exclusive information,
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like how'd you two meet?
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Oh, um...
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it's a long story.
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I had it written down, I'll go get it.
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Thanks for finally inviting me
to the cool girls lunch, ladies.
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I'm so tired of eating
with those HR gals.
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Apparently, everything I
say is offensive or racist.
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Narcs.
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To being young and single.
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Uh-huh, well,
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one of us is just young.
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But not as young as my husband, Brad.
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He's got a face that will
make you believe in God,
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and an ass that will make
you believe in the devil.
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I hear the sizzle.
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Where's the steak?
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Show these chicks some pics.
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Oh, well, here's the thing,
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my granddaughter flushed
my phone down the toilet.
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Makes you wish for the old days when
you could just pull it out by the cord.
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Like you pulled that story
just now out of your ass?
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No.
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No, I swear.
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I mean, I would bring him to the office,
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but he's off traveling the world.
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A spiritual quest.
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Finding himself.
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I think I'm gonna find
myself the ladies room.
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Yeah. I'm gonna take this,
sometimes there's a line.
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What did I tell you?
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She is a compulsive liar. I honestly
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think that she's pathological.
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Like she's got a hot younger husband,
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and I don't like cats.
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But I guess when you
have no self-esteem and
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you're just desperate
to impress people,
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- then you...
- Excuse me, ladies.
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Have any of you seen Bonnie Wheeler?
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I'm her husband, Brad.
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I'm back from traveling the world.
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You're Bonnie's husband?
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That is what I just said, isn't it?
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We're Bonnie's co-workers.
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I'm Judy, but you can call
me any time you want to.
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That's great.
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She's told me so much about all of you.
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Especially you.
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She said you're the nicest.
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Anyways, I should go
find her. Enjoy your meal.
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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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What?
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I think I just did something weird.
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Oh, Riley. Yo, what's up?
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Ugh, god, I don't know.
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Work's just a whole lot
of awkward right now.
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I got assigned to this case with Ross,
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and I think he must have heard
that I broke up with Danny,
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because he keeps suggesting that
we have lunch and I don't know...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I didn't really need an answer.
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But, you know, I am glad to see that
you're thinking about dating again.
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'Cause I'm sure you heard that Danny's
dating the hottest woman on the planet.
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Oh, my!
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Tell me everything you know.
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Wait, you didn't know that
Danny was dating Elena Rios?
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Elena Rios?
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Who's Elena Rios? I've
never heard of her.
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Well, you will if you
watch my broadcast tonight.
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Oh, my god, I
just... I just...
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I just thought that Danny and I
would have worked things out by now.
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I'm waiting for him to finally
apologize and admit that he was wrong
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so we can just fall back
into each other's arms
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and go back to making other people feel
bad about not being as in love as we are.
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Riley, I'm sorry that
I'm the one that told you.
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It's okay.
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I'll be okay eventually.
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Yeah, well I'm not gonna be
okay, you just broke my spine.
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I just can't believe that Tucker set
you up with me instead of himself.
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Well, I think it would
have been hard for him
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after I saw him strike
out with the donut girl,
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the graphics girl, and the coffee girl.
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But, if you miss him so much,
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he can come on our second date.
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Oh, a second date.
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Guess I didn't do as bad as I thought.
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Or maybe I should have had
that second glass of wine.
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Hey, works for me.
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Last chance to back out.
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No, I'm definitely good.
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Riley?
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Ross?
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Really?
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What? Just a little date.
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Dating. Me and Ross.
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We're... on a date.
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So feel free to share that
information with everyone.
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This is a date?
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I would have worn a more exciting
tie if I knew it was a date.
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I'm excited about your tie.
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Excuse me, can we get this to go?
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Have fun, kids.
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Hey, Mom.
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Sorry I'm late, but if it's any
consolation, I just had the best date.
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Yeah, I heard.
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What you talking about?
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I'm talking about the fact
that I'm married to a cheater.
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Brad cheated on you?
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No.
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You did!
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Well, in all fairness, we
never said we were exclusive.
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Oh, yeah, and the flower?
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Riley and Ross!
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I just saw Riley and Ross on a
date together. With each other.
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Uh...
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Yeah, man. Yeah, sorry about that.
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Why are you sorry?
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What? No reason.
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You pushed those together, man, not me.
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I did?
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Yeah.
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The newspaper, I mean, you
moving on with Elena Rios.
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Man, this is all your fault.
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Okay, I'm completely off the hook here.
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I mean, not with you, with
something at work, but who cares?
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Man, you're dating Elena.
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Doesn't count, it's not real.
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Wait a minute.
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What do you mean it's not real?
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Uh... did I say not real?
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I meant to say not real
fun yet, but you cut me off.
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Stop cutting me off, dude.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You are not changing the subject, man.
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If you do not tell me the truth...
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I mean, there's not much
I can threaten you with,
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so please, man, just tell me the truth.
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Fine.
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The truth is it's
just a publicity stunt.
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We aren't really dating.
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You happy?
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What?
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Dude, I'm covering this premiere because
I told them that you two were dating.
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And I could get a juicy
interview, and now you're...
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now you're telling me
that you're fake dating?
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This is so much better.
254
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. You can't tell anyone.
255
00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:41,571
Nobody has this story, man,
this could be my big break.
256
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:44,341
No, Tucker, please, don't say a word.
257
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:45,425
I'm asking you as a friend.
258
00:10:46,528 --> 00:10:48,295
Really?
259
00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,364
The friend card?
260
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,733
You know you only get to use that
once. You sure you want to use that now?
261
00:10:52,768 --> 00:10:54,351
Yes.
262
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,369
Dammit!
263
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,287
Shouldn't have wasted
mine on a sandwich.
264
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,275
Hey, Emma.
265
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,543
Can we talk?
266
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,613
I can't believe Ross is back with Riley.
267
00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:07,698
I mean,
268
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,517
I should probably just
give up on us already.
269
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,619
Riley's obviously moved on.
270
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,604
I might as well move on too.
271
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,341
You agree?
272
00:11:18,394 --> 00:11:19,359
Yes.
273
00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:21,395
Great, I'm telling
people it was your idea.
274
00:11:26,785 --> 00:11:28,385
Riley! Ross!
275
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,320
Hey, man, how you been?
276
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,405
Hey, Tucker. Good.
277
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,774
Wow, that is a nice looking
briefcase you got there.
278
00:11:33,809 --> 00:11:36,326
I'm actually in the market for
one of these myself. You mind?
279
00:11:36,378 --> 00:11:39,613
Wow. Wow, it's nice, it's light, even.
280
00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:40,731
Handles a little bit slippery though.
281
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,532
Oh, snap!
282
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:43,717
- What the hell's wrong with you?
- Oh, man! My fault.
283
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:46,486
Let me get the door, man. Whoops!
284
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,559
Okay, do you want to
tell me what's going on
285
00:11:52,594 --> 00:11:55,495
or should I be working on what I should
tell the police when they can't find you?
286
00:11:57,433 --> 00:12:00,717
So, um, Riles, any
chance you're dating Ross
287
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,754
just because I told you that
Danny's dating Elena Rios?
288
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,640
What? No!
289
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,709
That's so... what?
290
00:12:08,744 --> 00:12:10,627
Hoo! Okay.
291
00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,279
That is a relief.
292
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,697
Okay, 'cause, you know, their
relationship's not even real.
293
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,632
What? What? What do you
mean, it's not even real?
294
00:12:15,684 --> 00:12:18,452
Oh, it's totally fake.
It's all for the cameras.
295
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,388
- What kind of reporter are you?
- Oh, hello no!
296
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,309
I mean,
297
00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:27,444
it honestly happens all the time.
298
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:29,329
But that's life when
you have a twin brother.
299
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,398
God made two of them.
300
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:35,302
That's us. I love this picture.
301
00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,353
It's real...
302
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,622
it's real.
303
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,641
Twin brother, huh?
304
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:43,627
Do you think he'd go out with me?
305
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,530
I don't know.
306
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,498
He'd definitely go out with you.
307
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,617
Oh!
308
00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:52,502
I think we need more drinks.
309
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,554
Brad, sweetie, why don't
you get us some refills.
310
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:57,324
And feel free to take your time. Okay?
311
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,475
Great idea.
312
00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:05,398
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
313
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:06,383
How's he in the sack?
314
00:13:08,303 --> 00:13:11,288
Oh, he is amaz...
315
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,641
He is just awesome.
316
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,543
He is okay.
317
00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:21,581
Oh, my god. Thank god. Ah, thank god.
318
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,518
It's my son, New York
Ranger, Danny Wheeler.
319
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,587
Did I mention that he is
dating rising star Elena Rios?
320
00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:30,323
Are you really dating Elena Rios?
321
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,359
I love her!
322
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:35,328
Yep. I'm escorting her to
her movie premiere tomorrow.
323
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,315
Hey, if you're such a big fan, why don't
you come to the premiere with my mom?
324
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,366
I've got tons of extra tickets.
325
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,767
- No, honey, actually I think...
- Oh, I'd love to come!
326
00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:42,435
- All right.
- Oh!
327
00:13:42,437 --> 00:13:44,754
If you don't mind me third-wheeling
with you and your husband?
328
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,723
Oh, is Brad back?
329
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:49,493
Cool! I love him.
330
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:50,544
He's like a brother to me.
331
00:13:58,453 --> 00:14:00,337
And that's how you do a fake kiss.
332
00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:02,355
But on camera, it will look muy real.
333
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,308
Felt pretty real to me.
334
00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:07,394
Everywhere.
335
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:13,633
You know, we don't have
to fake this, Elena.
336
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:14,684
I like you.
337
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,236
For real.
338
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,414
What was that?
339
00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:30,534
"The sound of two souls
crashing together."
340
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:33,436
It's a line from my movie.
341
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,288
I know it's not very good.
342
00:14:40,869 --> 00:14:42,202
Oh, Danny, hey!
343
00:14:42,237 --> 00:14:44,187
Uh, you remember Ross?
344
00:14:44,222 --> 00:14:46,106
I remember punching Ross.
345
00:14:46,141 --> 00:14:47,123
Ross.
346
00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:48,224
Danny.
347
00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:50,026
Ross.
348
00:14:52,047 --> 00:14:53,063
Danny.
349
00:14:54,199 --> 00:14:56,032
Take it you two are an item again?
350
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,968
You take it right.
351
00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:01,037
But that shouldn't bother
someone dating Elena Rios.
352
00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:04,024
Really? Oh, my god,
she's gorg... Ow!
353
00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:05,842
That was my rib.
354
00:15:05,877 --> 00:15:08,812
Well, I gotta go get changed
for Elena's big premiere.
355
00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:10,797
But, you know, I can get you
guys tickets if you want to come.
356
00:15:10,832 --> 00:15:11,915
- Oh, no, I don't...
- We'll be there.
357
00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:14,234
So will I.
358
00:15:18,223 --> 00:15:21,791
Look, is it me, or are you just
dating me to make Danny jealous?
359
00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:25,078
Ross...
360
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,819
if you're going to continue
to be so insecure,
361
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,173
I don't know if we're
gonna make it.
362
00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,969
Can't believe I have to do this.
363
00:15:32,971 --> 00:15:35,038
Please. I saw your last girlfriend.
364
00:15:35,073 --> 00:15:36,957
I'm so much hotter than her.
365
00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:38,858
My last girlfriend was Riley.
366
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,927
Exactly.
367
00:15:40,963 --> 00:15:43,847
Fine, whatever. I'll walk down
the red carpet with you and Judy,
368
00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:44,931
but I got another date
with Julie tonight,
369
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,416
so I'm going to roll
before the credits do.
370
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:49,185
When you walk into work on Monday,
you can tell them you met someone else.
371
00:15:49,187 --> 00:15:50,203
Who?
372
00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:52,088
I don't know, how about
your actual husband, Brad?
373
00:15:53,325 --> 00:15:55,125
Oh, that's good.
374
00:15:58,063 --> 00:15:59,996
Tucker! Tucker!
375
00:15:59,998 --> 00:16:01,031
Just remember,
376
00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:02,999
you only get one question with Elena.
377
00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:04,317
So it better be amazing.
378
00:16:04,369 --> 00:16:06,102
Hey, yeah, I was just gonna, you
know, ask her about the movie.
379
00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:07,971
Maybe what's her favorite scene?
380
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:09,906
No, don't ask her about the movie.
381
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,841
No one cares about the movie.
382
00:16:11,893 --> 00:16:13,810
People want dirt.
383
00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:16,896
That means grab that little
shovel you call a microphone
384
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:17,947
and start digging.
385
00:16:17,983 --> 00:16:19,866
Well, I...
386
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:22,852
I mean, I kinda do sorta
know this one big secret.
387
00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:24,237
But I'd have to betray my friend.
388
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:27,257
Pfft, Tucker, you work in television.
389
00:16:27,259 --> 00:16:29,125
You have no friends.
390
00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:31,227
You need to be heartless.
391
00:16:31,263 --> 00:16:34,164
Look at me. My grandmother just died.
392
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,131
Nothing!
393
00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:39,002
Over here, please!
394
00:16:39,004 --> 00:16:41,004
Just hold my hand and stop complaining.
395
00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:43,907
You're the one that told them we
were married in the first place.
396
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,875
Which isn't even believable.
397
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:48,828
Danny, I could see, but
you? I mean, come on.
398
00:16:49,881 --> 00:16:52,282
Ben, Ben, hey. Have you seen Danny?
399
00:16:52,317 --> 00:16:53,917
Did she just call you Ben?
400
00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:57,237
Oh, she calls everybody
Ben since the accident.
401
00:16:57,272 --> 00:16:58,288
You know, steel plate.
402
00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:01,224
My name is Brad and
I'm married to my mom.
403
00:17:01,226 --> 00:17:02,208
Got it.
404
00:17:02,244 --> 00:17:04,094
And I'm dating Ross for
all the right reasons.
405
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,163
I mean, this is actually kind of fun.
406
00:17:07,165 --> 00:17:09,949
This is the easy part. Get
ready for the interviews.
407
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,835
And if you don't know what to say,
408
00:17:11,887 --> 00:17:13,036
just say, "What a magical night."
409
00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:14,904
I know that's what everyone says,
410
00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,240
but I'm an actress, no
one's expecting much.
411
00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:24,197
Oh, my god.
412
00:17:24,249 --> 00:17:25,799
Can you believe them?
413
00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:34,224
Them, I believe. It's us I'm
having a little trouble with.
414
00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:38,995
What was I thinking,
inviting Riley and Ross?
415
00:17:38,997 --> 00:17:40,046
They look so in love.
416
00:17:40,082 --> 00:17:41,931
Now I'm never gonna get back together.
417
00:17:41,983 --> 00:17:45,034
Well, maybe she's just faking it
with Ross the way you are with Elena.
418
00:17:45,087 --> 00:17:46,953
I'm not faking it with Elena now.
419
00:17:46,988 --> 00:17:51,858
But, do you think if she found out that
Elena and I were definitely faking it,
420
00:17:51,893 --> 00:17:53,827
that she'd break up with Ross
and get back together with me.
421
00:17:53,879 --> 00:17:55,044
How would she find that out?
422
00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:57,831
Because you're gonna say that
our relationship's fake on TV.
423
00:17:57,866 --> 00:17:59,132
Really?
424
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:00,800
You're gonna let me ask?
425
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:02,235
This could make my career!
426
00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:05,171
Thank you, Danny.
427
00:18:05,223 --> 00:18:08,024
When I become famous, I will
not forget what you've done.
428
00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:10,160
Yeah, I probably will.
429
00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,947
Riley,
430
00:18:13,982 --> 00:18:15,915
this is ridiculous.
431
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:18,101
You haven't taken your
eyes off of Danny and Elena.
432
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:19,869
- Wh...
- Look,
433
00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:23,006
I really like you, but
this is obviously a rebound.
434
00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:24,824
No! No...
435
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,242
Riley, Riley, I don't
want to be that guy.
436
00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:29,195
This is important. You
mean something to me.
437
00:18:30,916 --> 00:18:32,148
Okay.
438
00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:33,783
Okay. I'm...
439
00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:36,202
I'm not over what happened with Danny,
440
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:38,104
but I really, really want to be.
441
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,123
So, if you just give me a chance,
442
00:18:40,158 --> 00:18:44,944
I promise I will move on and
we could see where this goes?
443
00:18:44,996 --> 00:18:47,046
I've always wanted to
see where this goes.
444
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,050
And we are here with Elena Rios.
445
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,921
Elena, I just have one teensy
little question for you.
446
00:18:54,956 --> 00:18:58,241
Is it true the you're a fake couple set up
by your managers just to help your career?
447
00:18:59,294 --> 00:19:01,211
What a magical night.
448
00:19:01,263 --> 00:19:03,146
Right, mi querido?
449
00:19:06,218 --> 00:19:09,118
Uh, Tucker's right, we
were set up for publicity.
450
00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:12,088
But, it turned out to be so much more.
451
00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:17,994
This is a hundred percent real.
452
00:19:24,085 --> 00:19:26,853
Well, in that case, what's your
favorite scene in the movie?
453
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:30,890
Danny! There you are.
454
00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:33,793
Oh, whoa!
455
00:19:33,828 --> 00:19:35,845
I can't believe I didn't think
you could do better than Riley.
456
00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:37,230
Congrats, bro.
457
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:40,133
Well, aren't you gonna introduce us?
458
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,751
Oh, right, sorry.
459
00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:43,102
- This is Elena...
- Ben?
460
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,071
Julia? What are you doing here?
461
00:19:45,106 --> 00:19:47,090
My job. What are you doing here?
462
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:50,009
You know when people say
it's not what it looks like?
463
00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:51,945
That's never been more true than now.
464
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:55,114
Brad, why does everybody
keep calling you Ben?
465
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,000
Well, because that's his name.
466
00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:57,984
He's my brother.
467
00:19:58,019 --> 00:19:59,018
Brad's my step-dad.
468
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:00,954
Your brother's your step-dad?
469
00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:03,890
No. He's not, right Mom?
470
00:20:04,993 --> 00:20:06,876
No, sweetie.
471
00:20:06,912 --> 00:20:08,895
You're pretending to
be married to your son.
472
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:10,914
You're on a date with your mom?
473
00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:14,183
Yeah, but it looks like
we're about to break up, so...
474
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:17,754
Oh, my god! I was in a
telenovela like this once.
475
00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:18,755
Someone's about to get shot.
476
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:23,092
I knew you didn't have a hot husband.
477
00:20:23,128 --> 00:20:24,744
I do, I do, I do!
478
00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:27,063
- She does. She really does.
- Yes!
479
00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,485
Look, I only told you I
was my mom's husband
480
00:20:28,511 --> 00:20:29,749
because I heard what
you said about her.
481
00:20:29,784 --> 00:20:32,135
My mom's a lot of things,
but she's not a liar.
482
00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:33,186
Well...
483
00:20:33,221 --> 00:20:36,039
Okay, she's a liar.
484
00:20:36,074 --> 00:20:37,991
- But not about this one specific thing.
- Yes.
485
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:41,894
Look, Judy, all I ever
wanted was to fit in.
486
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:44,948
And you know you're
the office Queen Bee.
487
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:48,084
And if you say I'm cool, then
I'm cool. So, what do you say?
488
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,920
Oh, is that all you wanted?
489
00:20:50,956 --> 00:20:52,038
Why didn't you just ask?
490
00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:54,123
Oh, okay then.
491
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,959
Can we be friends?
492
00:20:55,961 --> 00:20:58,962
Hell no! You are so going down.
493
00:20:58,964 --> 00:21:02,015
The girls in the office
are gonna love this story.
494
00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:04,017
Judy, wait.
495
00:21:04,052 --> 00:21:06,135
I extended you an olive branch
496
00:21:06,187 --> 00:21:09,138
and you responded with an act of war.
497
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:12,892
You have no
idea what you've done, Judy.
498
00:21:14,145 --> 00:21:16,029
This is all your fault.
499
00:21:16,064 --> 00:21:17,981
Don't you walk away from me, Judy.
500
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,985
Wow. Dad was a saint.
501
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,725
Julia! Hey.
502
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,660
So, about me and my mom,
503
00:21:29,695 --> 00:21:31,629
we're not actually dating.
504
00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:33,564
Funny. Neither are we.
505
00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:35,699
- Does that mean you don't want to go...
- No, I'm good.
506
00:21:35,735 --> 00:21:38,769
Hey, how many guys can you say
dumped their mom for you?
507
00:21:38,804 --> 00:21:40,671
No? Okay.
508
00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:45,743
So, guess I'm gonna change
back into my weatherman tie.
509
00:21:45,778 --> 00:21:47,611
How'd it go with Julia?
510
00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:48,712
Bad news.
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Remember when you said
not to be me?
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I was me.37105
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