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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,600 {\an2}This programme contains very strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,096 {\an2}Before third year properly started we got matched with supervisors 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,880 {\an2}to guide us after class in our final project - le dissertation. 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,080 {\an2}I got Tim - 5 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:14,400 {\an2}which was gonna be OK cause I was now no longer a virg, 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,440 {\an2}and decided to stop all silly childish crushes 7 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,680 {\an2}on unavailable older men. 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,760 {\an2}Corinne got American PhD student Eleanor, 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,480 {\an2}a media regulations expert who took everything very seriously, 10 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,960 {\an2}refused to abide by the smoking ban 11 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,600 {\an2}and was trying out natural deodorant. 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,480 {\an2}And finally you got... 13 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,920 {\an2}Kelly. 14 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,560 {\an2}Danny. Er, what? Why we saying our names? 15 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,120 {\an2}Oh, I dunno - but, hi. 16 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,680 {\an2}No. So, have I got you? Are you ser...? 17 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,760 {\an2}Why is no-one at this university taking my education seriously? 18 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,760 {\an2}Yeah, got me, baby. Staffing cuts. 19 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,200 {\an2}Christ. Kelly, can you get out of my chair, please? 20 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,480 {\an2}Right, plop yourself down then, 21 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,600 {\an2}I've got us some Oreos and a couple of CapriSuns. 22 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,520 {\an2}No, Kelly, not you. 23 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:03,120 {\an2}Can you go to the pub or something, like a normal 16-year-old? 24 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,760 {\an1}SHE SIGHS 25 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,160 {\an2}Now... 26 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,480 {\an2}Did you know that Oreos are vegan? 27 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,440 {\an2}So, guys, the competition this week, Well and Truly, 28 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,760 {\an2}is a package for rest and relaxation 29 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,600 {\an2}where you and a partner could win three nights' stay 30 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,880 {\an2}at this gorgeous country estate. 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:32,520 {\an2}Where are all of my past non-shite dissertations? 32 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,240 {\an2}Just imagine it... 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,800 {\an2}..Jack. 34 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,200 {\an2}Three nights of shagging Tim. 35 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,360 {\an2}Going from the jet spa bubble bath 36 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,200 {\an2}to a king size water-bed. 37 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,360 {\an2}Goin' riiiight at it. 38 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,240 {\an2}Right, Jack, talk to me about your big D. 39 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,360 {\an2}What? 40 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:53,640 {\an2}What area are you thinking about right now, exploring? 41 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,360 {\an2}Don't say anal. 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,960 {\an2}Just don't say anal. Say anything but anal. 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,160 {\an2}Anal. 44 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,200 {\an2}I said anal. 45 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,600 {\an2}Fuck's sake, he said anal. 46 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,040 {\an2}Did you just say. "anal"? 47 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,520 {\an2}No, no, no, I-I... 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,840 {\an2}I'm just being anal. My God. 49 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,360 {\an2}I'm trying to be organised now as, like, the final year... Thank you. 50 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,000 {\an2}..my dissertation idea is, um... 51 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,920 {\an2}"To Bum or Not To Bum: 52 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,880 {\an2}"A study into the representation of homosexuality 53 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,120 {\an2}"within mainstream media depictions". 54 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,600 {\an2}"When anal's involved, 55 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:31,640 {\an2}"is homosexual intimacy always the butt of the joke?" 56 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,120 {\an2}Right, wow. 57 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,280 {\an2}Jack, I'm almost impressed. 58 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,080 {\an2}Thanks, Tim. 59 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,840 {\an2}Did Corinne help you come up with that? 60 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,240 {\an2}No! 61 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,000 {\an2}"Better Together or Stronger Apart: 62 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,840 {\an2}"an analysis into the media bias 63 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,320 {\an2}"of the Scottish Independence Referendum. 64 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,160 {\an2}"Were we spun lies to secure a continued oppressive union?" 65 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,000 {\an2}Other ideas? 66 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,040 {\an2}No. OK. 67 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,880 {\an2}So, you're 21. 68 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,880 {\an2}Tell me about yourself. Drink, smoke, drugs? 69 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,200 {\an2}That's none of your business. 70 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,320 {\an2}Yes, to all three, then. OK. Relationship? 71 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,600 {\an2}No, Yes. I am in one, but... 72 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,600 {\an2}OK, bisexual woman with a boyfriend. 73 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,240 {\an2}How did you know that? Star sign? 74 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,840 {\an2}Stop. I'm sorry, what's going on? 75 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,576 {\an2}You're supposed to be helping me plan my thesis 76 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,816 {\an2}for the next nine months, not asking me about my personal life. 77 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,680 {\an2}OK? You're nothing but a midwife of academic practice, 78 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,320 {\an2}so stop being nosey and let's get interrogating this topic, please. 79 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,600 {\an2}Hmm. 80 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,960 {\an2}OK so your "topic". 81 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,800 {\an2}Not to be harsh, 82 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,040 {\an2}but maybe get the fuck over it? 83 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:41,000 {\an2}This dissertation should be more than an overly emotional anthology 84 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,960 {\an2}of personal intellectual ideas, 85 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,440 {\an2}and should be a robust manifesto for the rest of your career. 86 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,400 {\an2}So, stop focusing on what keeps you trapped 87 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,760 {\an2}and perhaps utilise this as an opportunity 88 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,520 {\an2}to ponder that which forces you open. 89 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,720 {\an2}But that's just my advice... 90 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,800 {\an2}..to any Virgos in the room. 91 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,000 {\an2}Spoiler. Natural deodorant does naaaat work. 92 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:11,120 {\an2}Ohh... Yeah, I ain't got a scooby what to write my disso on. 93 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,240 {\an2}You know, not a fucking scoobs. 94 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,200 {\an2}Well, that's not the attitude, is it? 95 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,880 {\an2}It's Scooby-Doo, not Scooby-Don't. 96 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,680 {\an2}Hmmm. Let's think what area of the media - 97 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,440 {\an2}so, print or broadcast - do you personally enjoy? 98 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:27,040 {\an2}Well, you know, time to time I'll read a... dirty mag. 99 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,896 {\an2}I'll write that down. Yeah. Actually, do you know what? 100 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,720 {\an2}Recently I've really got into the film Billy Elliot. 101 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,920 {\an2}Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it's legit good. 102 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,160 {\an2}And what d'you feel like you learnt from your degree? 103 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,080 {\an2}I mean... honestly, sometimes, fuck all. 104 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,800 {\an2}Danny! If you haven't got anything nice to say... 105 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,360 {\an2}Then you're probably a right laugh. That's what my nan says. 106 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,200 {\an2}Aww, how is she, how is your nan? 107 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:52,000 {\an2}Yeah, she's... Look I'm just... I've a lot on my plate, you know? 108 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,160 {\an2}I'm skint... you know, my laptop's bust 109 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,760 {\an2}cos I spilt a load of Maccys strawberry milkshake all over it, 110 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,960 {\an2}I'm in this new relationship 111 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,680 {\an2}that I'm terrified that I'm going to fuck up all of the time, 112 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,896 {\an2}you know, and I spunked all of this money taking her to Greece, 113 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,800 {\an2}that was hit-and-miss at best - 114 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,600 {\an2}AND I just found out that the BBC have sacked Clarkson. 115 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,800 {\an2}They're filming Top Gear with Chris Evans. 116 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,000 {\an2}Oh, Christ. 117 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,920 {\an2}Chris Evans? 118 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,800 {\an1}THEY COO AND LAUGH 119 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,640 {\an2}Right, you two, have fun on your dates. 120 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:27,200 {\an2}I'm going to miss you so, so, so, so much! Now... 121 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,360 {\an2}I got these down Watford Market for you both. 122 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,400 {\an2}Erm, Nan, people don't really use rape alarms any more. 123 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,240 {\an2}Why? Have blokes stopped raping people? 124 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,960 {\an2}Didn't fucking think so. 125 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,040 {\an2}Now put it in your bag and don't answer me back. 126 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:46,200 {\an2}Right, well you be good girl for Nanny, 127 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,520 {\an2}otherwise she'll be a cunt to me tomorrow. 128 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,320 {\an2}Oh, yes, she will. Oh, yes, she will! 129 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,440 {\an2}Ow. 130 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,800 {\an2}Right, OK. 131 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,320 {\an2}Sorry... 132 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,960 {\an2}I just don't want Russell to come round 133 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,440 {\an2}and go, "Ooh, she's still in love with her dead husband." 134 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,080 {\an2}But are you? 135 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,680 {\an2}Well, yeah. Yeah. 136 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,040 {\an2}Anyway, he said he's coming round for a cosy night in on the sofa. 137 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,520 {\an2}Oh! 138 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,440 {\an2}OK, I cannot believe you've left it this late to tell me that. 139 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,920 {\an2}So, you can still get chlamydia, you can still get herpes, 140 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,280 {\an2}you can still get pregnant - 141 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,880 {\an2}and lest we forget, he is a mini cab driver, so... 142 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,680 {\an2}Oh, Shan, I did the menopause years ago. 143 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,360 {\an2}Mm-mm, no, I wouldn't be so sure - 144 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,560 {\an2}cos I read about this woman in Take A Break, 145 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,760 {\an2}she thought she'd menopaused in 2008 - 146 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,720 {\an2}turns out, stressed by the credit crunch. 147 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,640 {\an2}And she went on to have twins. 148 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,720 {\an2}Right! 149 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,160 {\an2}I'm not wearing these knock off Spanx! 150 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,880 {\an2}I can't get into 'em. 151 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,040 {\an2}Look, Peggy. 152 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:45,200 {\an2}Sex with a new partner is different nowadays, it requires some effort. 153 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,200 {\an2}I haven't had sex with anyone but Laurie since... 154 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,520 {\an2}..Ronald Reagan. 155 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,480 {\an2}Don't lie to me, Peggy. 156 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,120 {\an2}You have not had sex with Ronald Reagan. 157 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,320 {\an2}Now pop on that shapewear, please. 158 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:02,760 {\an2}Lads do football, or... boxing, or... 159 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,600 {\an2}SNIFFLES: Oh, wow. 160 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,640 {\an2}..wrestling. 161 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,560 {\an2}Yeah, I honestly think you SHOULD do your dissertation on little Billy. 162 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,760 {\an2}Right? You know, I just relate to it so much, Jules. Yeah. 163 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,880 {\an2}Like his family are either being dicks or getting nicked, 164 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,960 {\an2}his nan's got Alzheimer's and his best mate's a massive gay. 165 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,240 {\an2}I mean, it's basically my life. 166 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,440 {\an2}Oh, it's already half eight - oh, sorry, 167 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,640 {\an2}actually, do you mind if we finish this another time? 168 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,400 {\an2}What?! 169 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,280 {\an2}No! I'm going to be late for my date with Corinne. 170 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,960 {\an2}Oh, I didn't know you were dating Corinne! 171 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,416 {\an2}Yeah, it's our four month anniversary. 172 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,080 {\an2}Well, you know, just be careful, 173 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,720 {\an2}because relationships at uni, they can be very dangerous. 174 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,120 {\an2}I mean, just look at Wills and Kate. 175 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,760 {\an2}But... Well, they got married? 176 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,760 {\an2}I know, but she'll never be Diana, will she? 177 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,560 {\an2}And deep down, I think she knows that. 178 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,600 {\an2}Sorry, I just feel very strongly about it. 179 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,880 {\an2}Do you want a ride? Yeah, please. 180 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,840 {\an2}Kelly? Where's your e-scooter? 181 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,800 {\an2}Hey, man. Oh, my God! 182 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,240 {\an2}Hi. Wel... 183 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,800 {\an2}Welcome to The Carhartt Tavern. 184 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:05,960 {\an2}Come... Come on in. My name's Marcus. 185 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,880 {\an2}Erm, any problems bro, just give me or my crew a shout, 186 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,560 {\an2}and, erm... 187 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,880 {\an2}Er, sick. 188 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,680 {\an2}Thanks for com... thanks for coming. 189 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,040 {\an2}Oi-oi! Fancy seeing you here! 190 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,720 {\an2}Hiya. So, lol, it's actually our first date tonight. 191 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,400 {\an2}No! Yeah. Hello, Corinne. I'm Tariq. 192 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,000 {\an2}Tariq. Yes, I know. 193 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,760 {\an2}We... We literally just went on holiday together. 194 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,880 {\an2}I, I know, but a lot people forget me. 195 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,560 {\an2}Sh, Tariq, Tariq... I think she's been stood up. 196 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,720 {\an2}OK, I think we're just there. 197 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,360 {\an2}Hello, love. Hi. Hello. You all right? Come in! 198 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:54,640 {\an2}Ooh, I'm starvin' marvin, let's have a butcher's at these menus, yeah? 199 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,040 {\an2}Oh, yeah. I love a good Peking fuck. 200 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,560 {\an2}Duck, duck. Peking duck. 201 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,560 {\an1}SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 202 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,120 {\an2}All right? Yeah. 203 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,840 {\an2}Sorry, where is everyone? 204 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,760 {\an2}They're oddly celebrating their four month anniversary. 205 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,160 {\an2}It's very lesbian behaviour, if you ask me. 206 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,480 {\an2}So, what do you wanna do tonight? 207 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:39,000 {\an2}Well, we've got the place to ourselves. 208 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,640 {\an2}I think you know. 209 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,120 {\an2}Yemi, I... 210 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,840 {\an2}I thought we weren't gonna do that again. 211 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,520 {\an2}Watch Billy Elliot without Danny talking through every single line? 212 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,120 {\an2}Yeah. That's what I meant. 213 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,360 {\an2}Fuck! 214 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,440 {\an1}CRASH 215 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,600 {\an2}Babe, fuck, I am so sorry. 216 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,240 {\an2}I'm so sorry, I'm so - honestly I'm so sorry, OK? 217 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,120 {\an2}I just need to go to the bogs. 218 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,680 {\an2}Oh! And then I'm all yours. I promise, I'm sorry. 219 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,440 {\an2}You're in the doghouse, mate, OK? 220 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,256 {\an2}So, I'd keep this heavily discounted meal voucher 221 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,440 {\an2}to yourself - and whatever that is... 222 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,400 {\an2}It's an e-scooter. Yep, it's a massive turn off. OK? 223 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,880 {\an2}All right. Thanks, Shan. Have a good night. You look great. 224 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,680 {\an2}Thank you, I know. 225 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,160 {\an2}Jack, before we watch, sit. 226 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,760 {\an2}I need to talk to you. 227 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,560 {\an2}Oh, God. 228 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,480 {\an2}Is this cos my dissertation's on anal? 229 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,480 {\an2}It won't mention you, I promise. 230 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,040 {\an2}No. I've taken your choice of topic 231 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,880 {\an2}as a symbol of how much I've inspired you. 232 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,040 {\an2}I wanna drop out of uni. 233 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,520 {\an2}Oh, God, I've heard that one before. 234 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,680 {\an2}No, I'm serious this time. 235 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,280 {\an2}I don't think I can do third year. 236 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,480 {\an2}Really? 237 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,320 {\an2}Term starts on Monday, so I need to make a decision this weekend 238 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,400 {\an2}before I get 9k deeper into Student Finance England debt. 239 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,520 {\an2}Come on, then, let's get the whiteboard out. 240 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,400 {\an2}I made Yemi first list all the reasons he should leave, 241 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,680 {\an2}hoping that ending on reasons to stay 242 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,880 {\an2}would persuade him to do just that. 243 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,400 {\an2}Woohoo, another reason to leave - 244 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,800 {\an2}the SU shop has stopped selling white chocolate Maltesers. 245 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,320 {\an2}No, I will not write that down! 246 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,000 {\an2}They've been discontinued nationwide. 247 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,160 {\an2}It's getting boring, 248 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,760 {\an2}you keep sharing change.org campaigns about it. 249 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,600 {\an2}OK, fine, I'm bored here. 250 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,560 {\an2}My course is teaching me shit I already know. 251 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,720 {\an2}Bored of course. 252 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,120 {\an2}Also everyone on my course idolises me. 253 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,440 {\an2}Yesterday I was stopped in the street by freshers 254 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,840 {\an2}begging me for a selfie. 255 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,560 {\an2}Someone has a lower back tattoo of my name. 256 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,200 {\an2}You're a BNOC. 257 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,880 {\an2}Ugh! I need to be challenged. 258 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,720 {\an2}I need to be around real fashion 259 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,480 {\an2}and the vicious, competitive, horrific people 260 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,280 {\an2}who make up my dream industry. 261 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,040 {\an2}Not just students 262 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,640 {\an2}who've already conceded to my higher levels of talent. 263 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:47,600 {\an2}Look, I have a vision, Jack. 264 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,680 {\an2}I don't want some shitty junior fashion job. 265 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,360 {\an2}I wanna to set up my own independent label. 266 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,960 {\an2}And I wanna do it now. 267 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,960 {\an2}We've got one more year left. 268 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,800 {\an2}And Danny... 269 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,240 {\an2}Danny only listens to you. 270 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,240 {\an2}Right, I'm so sorry. 271 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,480 {\an2}It's fine. 272 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,360 {\an2}No, but I just had so much to do today, 273 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,760 {\an2}I'm, look, that e-scooter is naaat mine, all right? 274 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,936 {\an2}Will you just sit down, please? 275 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,856 {\an2}I just - I was talking to Jules for, like, an age, 276 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,936 {\an2}and I still don't know what to do my dissertation on - 277 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,880 {\an2}and I'm gutted, cos I can't do it on Billy Elliot 278 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,976 {\an2}cos apparently some gimp done it last year... Look, I'm sorry. 279 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,920 {\an2}Right, no - shut up. Shut up, Danny. 280 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,440 {\an2}OK? I want you to leave. 281 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,040 {\an2}Through that door, fuck off outside, shake it off, 282 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,400 {\an2}then come back in here like you weren't late. 283 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,360 {\an2}OK? I want a proper date with the proper Danny, please. 284 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,960 {\an2}Sorry, enjoy your evening. 285 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,720 {\an2}Happy anniversary. 286 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,080 {\an2}Happy anniversary, you silly billy. 287 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,080 {\an2}There was shit everywhere. Mm. 288 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,720 {\an2}I have never seen such quantities of human poo - 289 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,840 {\an2}and we just had to pretend like it wasn't happening. Yeah. 290 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,160 {\an2}But it STANK. 291 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,640 {\an2}And, you know, those Irish midwives, they knew it, too. 292 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,200 {\an2}Sorry to be a Nazi, 293 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,960 {\an2}but you've only got about 45 minutos left at le tablah, 294 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,200 {\an2}so, if ya wanna order some yummy scrummy grubby wubby, 295 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,120 {\an2}then do so now, buddy! 296 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,720 {\an2}Sorry, you haven't... you haven't given us any menus, though?. 297 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,640 {\an2}It's all on the chalky-B, my man. 298 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,760 {\an2}Yes. That illegible board. 299 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,880 {\an2}Yeah, it's like a small plates kinda sitch, 300 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,720 {\an2}so, um, I'd recommend, um... 301 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,680 {\an2}What is it? Four, five...? Eight plates per pers. 302 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,880 {\an2}Per person?! They - they're like nine quid each. 303 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,080 {\an2}Now, can I do some recommendations? 304 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,480 {\an2}Yeah, yeah. Yes. 305 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,880 {\an2}OK. Well, I'd recommend the vegan sweet beets - 306 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,720 {\an2}or, for my old-skool meat eaters, 307 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,480 {\an2}the bad boy bresaola bread board, 308 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,520 {\an2}which comes with a "lads-back-from-Primavera- 309 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,760 {\an2}"needs-a-snacky-wacky-croquetta stacky", 310 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,280 {\an2}and some tiny, tiny slices of sourdough 311 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,560 {\an2}which have a perfectly toasted Carhartt logo on top. 312 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,480 {\an2}I didn't understand a word of that. Have you got, like, burgers? 313 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,640 {\an2}Yeah. You do? 314 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,960 {\an2}Yeah, of course. Yeah, OK, that's fine. Let's just... 315 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,080 {\an2}The Salomon sneaker steak slider. 316 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,000 {\an2}Sneak... Sneaker? Salomon sneaker steak slider. 317 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,000 {\an2}What, like a trainer? 318 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,000 {\an2}Yes, like a trainer, but it's a burger. 319 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,880 {\an2}Mm, I'm all out of wine! 320 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,720 {\an1}CREAKING 321 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,040 {\an2}Oh... 322 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,640 {\an2}Oh, fuck it. Oh, my God! 323 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:04,240 {\an2}Shannon, she gave me terrible knock-off Spanx. 324 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,560 {\an2}Thank God, I thought you had osteoarthritis. 325 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,936 {\an2}Which, you know, I'd be all right with and all that, but...! 326 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,080 {\an2}Well, no, not yet. 327 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,720 {\an2}So... 328 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:16,400 {\an2}Let me take it all off. Will you help me? 329 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,080 {\an2}Yeah. Yeah, OK. 330 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,240 {\an2}I can take off some of mine off at the same time. 331 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,600 {\an2}No, no, I mean... 332 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,240 {\an2}..help me off the sofa, Russell! 333 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,040 {\an2}Oh, gosh, yeah, sorry! 334 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,560 {\an2}OK. OK? 335 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,920 {\an2}Yeah? Yeah. 336 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,200 {\an2}Literally the only one reason I haven't left already is because... 337 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,200 {\an2}..annoyingly, I love you all. 338 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,640 {\an2}And I am happy here... 339 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,760 {\an2}..but it's not enough. 340 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,760 {\an2}Then, Yems... 341 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,440 {\an2}..you need to go. 342 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,760 {\an2}Me coming to uni was the scariest thing I've ever done - 343 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,360 {\an2}not cos I was the first in my family to go, 344 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,200 {\an2}nor cause I knew I secretly liked cock, but... 345 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:06,000 {\an2}..I didn't wanna leave my mum all by herself... 346 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,720 {\an2}Yeah, I understand that. 347 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,560 {\an2}..but I had to put my own future first - 348 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,320 {\an2}and that's what you have to do. 349 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,800 {\an2}Even though I'll miss you so much. 350 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:23,400 {\an2}Yemi, you've always been the most talented one out of all of us. 351 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,320 {\an2}Don't tell Corinne. 352 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,200 {\an2}Hey, come here. 353 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,520 {\an2}Right, I don't want you paying for me, OK? 354 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,920 {\an2}So I insist we go Dutch. 355 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,520 {\an2}Snap. 356 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,240 {\an2}Double Dutch! 357 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,560 {\an2}Oh, my God! 358 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,360 {\an2}Oh, no! Come on, you go for it, love. 359 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,080 {\an2}No, you have it. No, no. It's yours. 360 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,240 {\an2}Seriously, Russell, your cracker! 361 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,600 {\an2}I could feed it to ya. 362 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,880 {\an2}Yes! 363 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,960 {\an2}Mm! 364 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,200 {\an2}Oh, sorry! 365 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,000 {\an2}KNOCKING Agh! Agh! 366 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,560 {\an2}LAUGHS: Did I make you jump? Yeah? 367 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,640 {\an2}What are you do..? 368 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,320 {\an2}What are you watching, a scary movie or something? 369 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,560 {\an2}We're watching Billy Elliot. 370 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,720 {\an2}Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 371 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,560 {\an2}Come on, mate. Come on, you can do this. 372 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,680 {\an2}She snogged you. 373 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,016 {\an2}You're round her gaff and you've spent �85 on a dog sitter. 374 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,480 {\an2}Tonight could be the night. 375 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,760 {\an2}Oh, sorry love. No, don't worry. 376 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,160 {\an2}Just gonna freshen up. 377 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,640 {\an2}Oh, yeah, great, yeah. 378 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,600 {\an2}Well, freshen away. 379 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,240 {\an2}Thank you! OK! 380 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,760 {\an2}Laurie... 381 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,320 {\an2}Sorry, Jules, why are you here? 382 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,160 {\an2}Er, just came to drop something off for Danny, 383 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,720 {\an2}Er, sorry, lads, 384 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,480 {\an2}please tell me I am not looking at 385 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,400 {\an2}one of the university's many missing whiteboards?! 386 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,560 {\an2}Er... No. Oh, for God's sake! 387 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,360 {\an2}Oh, my God! 388 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,920 {\an2}Yemi, is this true? 389 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,480 {\an2}Do you really think I'm creepy? 390 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,120 {\an2}No. Oh, my God, no, no - I, I didn't... 391 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,120 {\an2}Jack, I said... I said "cheeky". 392 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,120 {\an2}Cheeky. Cheeky. Jack can't spell. 393 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,200 {\an2}Oh, OK, that makes sense. 394 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,600 {\an2}Cos I was like... creepy?! 395 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,440 {\an2}In what way?! 396 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,760 {\an2}Why's it, um, a reason to leave...? 397 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,240 {\an2}Oh, my God, Yemi, are you dropping out? 398 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,160 {\an2}And I haven't taken this decision lightly. 399 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,856 {\an2}Unlike Jack, who keeps banging on about being the first in his family 400 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,336 {\an2}to go to university, I'm actually gonna be the first in my family 401 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,640 {\an2}not to graduate university. 402 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,800 {\an2}Wow. Wow, wow, wow. 403 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,760 {\an2}So, can I stay living here for a bit? 404 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,416 {\an2}My parents are going to be very angry with me 405 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,721 {\an2}and I need to figure out how I'm going to tell the others. 406 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,320 {\an2}To be perfectly honest with you, Yemi, 407 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,896 {\an2}if you hadn't just said you were dropping out, 408 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,480 {\an2}I would have asked you to leave anyway. 409 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,240 {\an2}What? This uni has a bit of a reputation for fashion 410 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,280 {\an2}and the reputation is that the best people come and then drop out - 411 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,440 {\an2}and anyone who stays is - is a bit of a loser, to be honest! 412 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,040 {\an2}You've been here 13 years. 413 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,920 {\an2}Yeah, I know, but I'm wasn't a fash-ist girlie, was I? 414 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,080 {\an2}I was a business and languages boff, thank you. 415 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,160 {\an2}High 2:1, scraped by. 416 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,080 {\an2}Um, well, I'll sort the paperwork, 417 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,960 {\an2}and, um, you can stay here till Crimbo - 418 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,800 {\an2}but then I'm chucking you out onto the streets! 419 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,720 {\an2}Only joking! 420 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,880 {\an2}But I'm not... Oh - 421 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,736 {\an2}that is when you have to vacate the premises, actually, 422 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,040 {\an2}so I'm not joking about that bit. 423 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,760 {\an1}SHE YAWNS 424 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,760 {\an2}Oh... 425 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:24,720 {\an2}Oh, dear, I think I'm tired, Russell. 426 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,440 {\an2}Yeah, it's all that MSG. 427 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,240 {\an2}I think it's my bedtime. 428 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,800 {\an2}Oh... 429 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,280 {\an2}Thanks for a lovely night, though. 430 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,240 {\an2}I've honestly had the best night. 431 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,640 {\an2}Yeah? Yeah! 432 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,080 {\an2}You look so handsome. 433 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,920 {\an2}Like, gruff and manly. 434 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,160 {\an2}Same. I mean, not... 435 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,280 {\an2}It's like the best first date I've ever had. 436 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,880 {\an2}Are we adding any tip, my guys? 437 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,800 {\an2}Absolutely not, no. 438 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,480 {\an2}Do you maybe wanna come back to mine? 439 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,760 {\an2}I've got a large jar of Nutella and two teaspoons. 440 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:15,200 {\an2}Ooh, make them tablespoons and, yeah, I might just do, Mr Millar. 441 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,400 {\an2}Yeah?! 442 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,080 {\an2}NAN: Peggy, what you doing? 443 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,520 {\an2}Hello? 444 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,240 {\an2}Your house is only 500 metres away, 445 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,920 {\an2}so, I might've been occasionally listening in to your date. 446 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,880 {\an2}This is so invasive. 447 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,240 {\an2}Look, you've gotta stop getting cold feet. 448 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,200 {\an2}You can do this, girl. 449 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,080 {\an2}You need your birthday, you need the time 450 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,800 {\an2}and then the place that you were born. 451 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,040 {\an2}The place? Yes. 452 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,936 {\an2}Yes, like the hospital. What's that got to do with it? 453 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,240 {\an2}Flippin' hell! Sorry, sorry, sorry! 454 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:55,280 {\an2}You... You know that voucher you just discreetly gave to me? 455 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,400 {\an2}Right, OK. Yeah. 456 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,080 {\an2}It says the QR code's already been used. 457 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,200 {\an2}What? 458 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,000 {\an2}Used earlier by ShanandNanNigans 459 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,600 {\an2}PartyPlannersLimited Incorporated@Gmail.com. 460 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,760 {\an2}Fuck's sake. 461 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,160 {\an2}Don't worry, we'll just split it. 462 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,560 {\an2}No, no. It's all right, I've got this. 463 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,920 {\an2}OK, so, it's �136, please. 464 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,440 {\an2}Is it? 465 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,880 {\an2}OK. 466 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,480 {\an2}Oh, it's too much to tap. 467 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,200 {\an2}Right, cos it's �136. 468 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,616 {\an2}Danny, please can we just split it? 469 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,000 {\an2}Absolutely not, all right? Fuck - just fuck off. 470 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,280 {\an2}Mazing. 471 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,640 {\an2}See you later. See ya. 472 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,240 {\an2}Look, don't apologise. We don't have time. 473 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,120 {\an2}I'm just glad you invited me back, because... 474 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,760 {\an2}..I gambled on a bluey, and. 475 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,760 {\an2}Ooh, Russell! 476 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,720 {\an2}Have I shown you my new velvet ottoman? 477 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,200 {\an2}Not yet, no. 478 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,680 {\an2}It's velvet. From Dunelm. 479 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,040 {\an2}Oh, my God, you know exactly what to say to a man. 480 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,880 {\an2}Never tell me to fuck off. 481 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:01,920 {\an2}No... 482 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,920 {\an2}Come on, I wasn't telling you to, like, "fuck off" fuck off, was I? 483 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,840 {\an2}I meant like, "Fuck off!" 484 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,000 {\an2}OK, I'm sorry, all right? I'm just - I'm skint, 485 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:15,040 {\an2}and the money my nan saved for her care is running out, and... 486 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,336 {\an2}Look, I'm probably gonna have to start wanking on cam soon. 487 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,360 {\an2}Mr King, I've had my loan come through, 488 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,920 {\an2}so we are splitting the bill - 489 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,600 {\an2}and that doesn't emasculate you, 490 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,800 {\an2}it just means we are an equal couple, OK? 491 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,560 {\an2}OK. 492 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,080 {\an2}You're like a child! 493 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,680 {\an2}OK, I do have some bad news. 494 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,280 {\an2}Hit me. I'm nearly 30, 495 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,560 {\an2}I've got indigestion, and I'm too full to have sex. 496 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,840 {\an2}Oh, thank God. Same. 497 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,520 {\an2}But, good news - 498 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,640 {\an2}we can watch a film on my new... laptop. 499 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,680 {\an2}What?! Yeah, Jules gave me a free MacBook. 500 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,856 {\an2}She said there was one going spare 501 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,536 {\an2}cos one of the dyslexic students left for Isis, so... 502 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,960 {\an2}Oh, for goodness' sake! 503 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,816 {\an2}If we just properly supported the dyslexic kids, 504 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,440 {\an2}maybe they wouldn't feel the need 505 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,520 {\an2}to have to join a terrorist organisation. 506 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,040 {\an2}I love you. 507 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,560 {\an2}You love me? 508 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,280 {\an2}What? 509 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,320 {\an2}You love me, mate? 510 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,680 {\an2}Fuck off. 511 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,360 {\an3}Subtitles by Red Bee Media 46204