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I put a shock to your system.
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Static Shock!
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The gods are nice, the alarm shut off,
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everything's covered.
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Huh What the heck is up with
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that?
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You mean, what up with that?Either you
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slang properlyDon't use it at all.
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It's a kid on a flying manhole. I don't
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care if it's Aladdin on his magic carpet.
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Get him.
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Metal weapons and dumb thugs. How easy
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does it get?
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Like turning on lights in a roach motel.
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That's my taser punch. Shocking, isn't
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it?I got him, Duke. I get caught. Okay,
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you caught me off guard. I'm new at this,
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so sue me.
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Not that I have a curfew or anything, but
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I really gotta wrap this up.
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Stick around, fellas. You've got company.
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Piece of cake with frosting and
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sprinkles. My first bad guy beat down and
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I hardly broke a sweat. Hard to believe
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that just two days ago, I was the last
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person you call hero material.
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Check me out now, will ya?I got the looks
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that thrill ya. If you're down, I'll feel
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ya. Yeah.
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Coming up like weeds. Hey, Puff Daddy,
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you're taking a long time for a guy with
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only five whiskers. At least I'm growing
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mine on purpose. Just hurry up and give
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you a little weak rap and a rest. Aw,
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don't forget your dog collar.
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Sisters.
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Ah Dang static electricity. Isn't it time
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we got some hardwood floors, people?
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Sorry, son. I'm in a hurry this morning.
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I feel you, Pops. Got a big day in front
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of me myself. Big. Big, big.
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I'm taking my friendship with Frida to
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another level. Gonna ask her to
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homecoming. What'd she ever do to you?
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What's this?An egg smoothie?You know
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that's just the way Mama made 'em. Funny.
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I don't recall ever needing a straw to
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eat hers. Come on, Virgil. Your sister
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went to all this trouble. The least you
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can do is give 'em a try.
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HuhMama, if you're listening,
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I could use some help here.
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Hello?Hey,
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Teddy. Yeah, I really liked
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that lecture last night. Tonight?You mean
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a real day?
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Umm Let me check my schedule. Of course I
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have a schedule. No, I don't have a
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little black book. It's Paisley.
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Good looking out, moms.
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Fluffy egg goodness.
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V-Man. Richie. Is today
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gonna be that day or what?If you mean me
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and Frida?Of course, today's the day.
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Man, it's on. Hey.
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Oh, yo-yo, here's your chance, bro. Let
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me hear that strong rap you're going to
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drop on her. Well, Frida, we've known
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each other for a long time now, and I was
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kind of wondering if you would do me the
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honor. Snore. Do me
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the honor. Man, you sound like a form
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letter. That's not going to cut it with--
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hey, Frida. Hey, guys.
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Guess what?Mr. McDonald said we could put
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up the decorations early this year. Cool.
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Hey, look at me. I got to go. Good luck
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with your test.
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You're worried this weekend, Virgil. I've
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been dying to talk to you about
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homecoming. Oh, really?Yeah, I need your
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advice. You know Eddie the quarterback?I
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heard he wants to take me to the dance.
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But Dave also left a message, and Cleo
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said that Seth Gray wanted my phone
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number. Isn't it wild?I'm juggling
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3 hotties. You know, Frida, hotties and
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everything. In some circles, wit and
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offbeat charm still count for a lot.
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I was wondering if you would do me the
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honor... Hey, Frida, looking
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good.
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You smell good, too.
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F-stop, you need to brush up on Body
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Language 101. Hers says, Not in this
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lifetime.
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Let's see if your face can understand
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what my fist is saying. Ah
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Yo, I know you're not sweating my man,
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Virgil, Francis. Nah, Wade,
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we were just playing. Here,
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Virge.
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Catch you later, Virgil.
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Tangling with F-stop?Are you crazy?That
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dude makes Norman Bates look like Mr.
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Rogers. Tell me something I don't know.
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If it wasn't for Wade, I'd be looking for
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a good plastic surgeon right about now.
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Yeah, straight up, V. Hey, if any more
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static breaks out between you and F-stop,
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you know I got your back. Thanks, man.
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Peace and out.
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If only you knew kung fu.
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Hey,
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I'm picking up where I left off. Jump.
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Come on, guys.
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Oh, gee, can't we do this later, fellas?A
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beatdown just doesn't feel right without
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lockers and dim school lighting. Virgil
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the jokester. Laugh your way out of
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this funny man.
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Epstop, Wade and his homie headed ourway.
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You'll be seeing more of me, Verge.
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Believe that.
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Ah, wait. I had 'em just where I wanted
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'em, man. Meet me under the stone
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bridge in a half. A half hour?But
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I-- I gotta meet my pops in a half hour.
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I-- In a half?
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Say, son, where were you this afternoon?
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Well, Dad, the nice gang bangers invited
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me for tea and cookies. Son, don't you
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know that bangers are dangerous?With all
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due respect, Dad. Well, duh
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Gee, it's so nice out. It's a shame to be
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indoors.
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Welcome to our crib, Virgil. Cosy,
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this place should be on that show, This
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Old Warehouse. I like you, Virgil.
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You're funny and you're smart, but
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keeping Francis off your butt takes too
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much of my time. I... I never asked you
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to do that, Wade. Hear that?Dissing,
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Wade. You must be crazy. Word. That punk
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Francis is looking for street cred, young
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brother. One day, he's gonna catch you
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out there, and I won't be around. Sick
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dudelike him. Who knows what he'll do
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then?Gee, I was kind of hoping he'd get
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bored of me and go terrorize a tank. This
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is no joke, Virgil. There's only one way
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you're going to save your skin. Roll with
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my crew. Me?You don't want me.
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I'm only 14, and I'm too stringy to be a
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banger. Don't front, Virgil. I'm offering
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you life insurance. You join up, and F
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Stopp will back off quick. He ain't
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looking to tangle with this posse.
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I feel what you're saying,
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but it's my pops. He's got alittle
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problem with gangs, and I'm too young to
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be homeless. Your pop's gonna watch your
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back all day?He gonna beat on F-stop for
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you?Always said you were smart, Virgil.
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Don't prove me wrong now.
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Football injury, huhYes, sir. Two
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things. One, since when do you play
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football without a helmet?And two, since
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when does your narrow behind play
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football at all?Who asked you, Miss Nosey?
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Pops, can I be excused?I'm really sore.
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Sure, son.
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Come on, Dad. Football?He'll talk about
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it when he's ready.
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Ah
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Hello?Tell me it's not true. Tell me you
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did not join Wade's crew. Where'd you
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hear that?Word's all over, Virg. It's
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like they want everyone to know. But I
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didn't. Not exactly. I mean, I didn't
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say yes. I just sort of nodded like I was
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thinking on it. Geez, Virgil, your mom
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died from gang fire. Don't you think I
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know that?What am I going to do?
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I got the F problem. Big time. Yeah.
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Well, now you got the Wade problem, too.
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He's going to expect favors, man. OK, OK,
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I'll squash this. Tell him there's been a
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misunderstanding. Maybe I could be a
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banger water boy or something. Hold on, I
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got incoming. Hello?Meet us at the
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docks, now. Gate 10. We're taking care of
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your problem tonight. Wade,
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Wade! Terrific.
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Hello?
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Keep your mouth shut.
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What's going on?There's gonna be a major
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throwdown tonight with all the crews in
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the city. Wait, we gotta talk. Shh.
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Look.
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Time to go the permanent route, little
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bro. This way.
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Oh, man. I stepped into it big this time.
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Virgil,
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this is gonna be fun.
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Freeze.
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You are in a restricted area. Drop all
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weapons and step into the open.
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What's going on?Grab your mask.
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I'm home. I'm alive.
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Dang static electricity.
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Down, boy.
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Phew. Don't slam the doors. Yes,
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Sir.
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Huh
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Whoa! Dad's razor! It's
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possessed!
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I'm a human fuse box!
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I got it! I got it! Hello?
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Virgil, what happened?You are gonna trip.
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Meet me in the auto junkyard ASAP. Bye.
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Say what?
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Virgil! Yo, Virgil!
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I'm worrying about his butt and he's
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rushing me off the phone and...
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Whoa! Tell me that's not cool. How
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the heck did you... There was an
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explosion last night. There was this gas.
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It changed me, Richie. Check it out.
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Double whoa. Yeah.
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No more asking my pops to borrow his car,
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dude. Uh, you
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don't even drive yet, V. Whatever.
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Oh, and I rather like this.
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Talk about your static cling. V, man,
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you could so be a superhero.
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I could, couldn't
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I?
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Come on, V. We gotta get you some gear.
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Not your best look, chicken legs.
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All right, now this is just embarrassing.
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Yeah, you look like a battery commercial.
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Next.
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We've got ourselves a winner.
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And that's pretty much how it all began.
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We need a ladder. Guess I should
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ground him.
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The new lab computers.
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Those lights go over there. Hey, I
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thought Virgil was coming. Oh, well, he
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had to get his VCR fixed. Yeah, you know
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how it flashes?12:00, 12:00. That. Check
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it out. What is it?What is it?Oh,
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it's over
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here. Let's go. Special
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delivery.
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I had business at the warehouse, and look
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what I found. Who are you?
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The name's Static. I
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put a shock to your system. Good one.
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I see you still got some work to do.
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Fortunately, I'm what you call one of
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your all-purpose superheroes.
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It's beautiful.
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Not as beautiful as the sight I see, my
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Cherie.
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Why isn't it this easy for Virgil?See ya!
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He's a natural.
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It's getting worse. They keep mutating.
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Is the hazmat team here yet?He's
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burning up.
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What a trip.
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This is gonna be fun. Gotta get
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'em, gotta go, get 'em
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I put a shock to your system.
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Static shock!
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