Original subtitles

Nobody can blow the candle of life

that is protected by God Himself.

Mukta Arts Presents Karz Director Subhash Ghai

Hey!

-Have you ever loved someone? -Yes!

-Have you ever lost your heart to them? -Yes!

Me too!

All my young friends out there

Don't fall in love, crazy ones

I have loved And lost my peace and sleep

People around are not lying

There is no ailment

More dangerous than love

There is no control When it comes to the heart

There is no control When it comes to the heart

And there is no cure For this ailment either

So, sing along Om Shanti Om

Shanti, Shanti Om

Om Shanti Om Shanti, Shanti Om

-Om -Shanti Om

-Om -Shanti Om

-Om Shanti -Shanti

-Om -Shanti

-Om -Shanti Om

Om Shanti

Om

Hey, sidekick! What's up? It's Rishi Kapoor up there.

Why do you bother? Are you the film's director?

-If I was, I'd have sacked you! -Buzz off!

Cut it! Good shot. Lunch break.

-Hey, hero! -Who? Me?

Yes, you! Is that your father's jacket?

Why are you sneaking out with it?

Don't drag my father into this!

As if Raj Kapoor is your father and he will come and stall the filming.

Come on. Take off the jacket!

The hero gave it to me with love and I wore it!

Listen, bro. No one becomes a hero by just wearing a jacket.

You need a great personality too! Give me the jacket.

You have ruined the hero's jacket.

-God! They aspire to become a hero! -Mister!

Pappu! Heard that?

Don't mind him!

How will a drunkard costume man know the worth of a future superstar?

Superstar!

Will I become a hero?

-Sir... -Of course!

-You'll surely become a hero. -My mom also says that!

Every small-time actor's mother says that to him.

-Really? -That's how mothers are!

But you will become a hero.

I, Pappu Master, assure you that you will become a hero.

You're perfect!

You have got the style, the hairstyle, the grace, the face.

There's so much of talent in you.

There is just one hurdle between you and stardom.

-What's that? -Your name!

-My name? -Om Prakash Makhija!

Your bill for two months is pending. When will you pay up?

-I'll pay up. -In this life or the next life?

Which life do your cream rolls belong to? This life or a life before that?

Pappu! The day I become a superstar,

I'll shut his canteen, first!

Better remember my name! Om Prakash Makhija!

That's it, Omi!

Just Omprakash will do.

But Makhija? How will this get you stardom?

-It won't? -Of course, not!

Look at him. He struggles so much every day to get here.

Hey, bro. Come here. Come soon.

What's your name?

Govinda Ahuja.

Is that a name?

This name will never get you work.

Do as I say. Change your name to Rohan Kapoor or Raj Kiran.

All the producers will queue up for you!

How about just Govinda?

Try it!

-Thank you! -Okay.

You're right, Pappu.

-Hey! -Yes?

Why did my father have to give me this name?

The film industry has such great actors.

Rajender, Jeetendra, Dharmendra!

And who is their favorite? Om Prakash!

And here comes everyone's favorite,

-Rajesh Kapoor! -Rajesh Kapoor!

That's like a hero's name. Kapoor! Powerful name, Omi.

Now do as I say. Get rid of Makhija from your name

and use Kumar, Kapoor or Khanna

and then see how your life rolls in just one take!

-Okay! I'm ready to change my name. -Yeah. So?

But you know what mom will say.

No!

Oh, my Lord! What am I hearing?

My son, my life, wants to change his name!

Tell me. What's wrong with your name?

Om stands for God.

Prakash stands for light, and...

And Makhija? Makhija stands for shooing the house flies away!

I can tolerate Om and Prakash.

But with a name like Makhija, I'll never become a hero!

Never!

You'll definitely become a hero one day, my dear.

My heart says so. A mother's heart says so.

To hell with a mother's heart!

I'll never become a hero in this life, with this kind of a name.

I'll die as a junior artist.

Just like dad!

Om Prakash's father, I'm glad you were not alive to listen to this!

Oh, gosh! You really overact.

Now I know why you couldn't become an actress.

What? I'm overacting?

Do you know? K. Asif had called me for a screen test.

Had I not been pregnant with you,

I would've been Mughal-e-Azam's Anarkali, not Madhubala.

By the way, Madhubala wasn't too bad, but had I been in the movie...

The film would've flopped badly!

Mom, the truth is that you are a junior artist too.

Dad was a junior artist.

And maybe, I too will remain a junior artist!

Goodbye!

Om! Wait, my son! I've made pudding.

Silly boy. Why do you have to get upset?

What's up, ma'am? What happened?

Look, Pappu! Your useless friend fought with me again.

-Didn't even eat the pudding I made. -Not even the pudding?

He must've definitely gone to the bridge to meet his girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

How are you, Shanti?

All well?

You do know why I keep coming back to you.

Because you are my courage,

my strength, my dream, my path and my destination.

You...

Hey. Are you getting bored?

Thanks.

You know that I'm a good actor.

Mom and Pappu also tell me that I'll be a famous star.

But I want to become a star only for you.

So that I can stand next to you and say...

Hey! Hope you're not getting bored.

Thanks.

This is the best thing about you.

I keep talking but you never get bored.

You keep smiling.

And I know you've got millions of fans, but remember this...

No one can love you more than I do.

And yes, if you were Shantipriya, the super junior artist

instead of the superstar, I'd have still loved you the same.

And we'll surely meet one day.

And that day isn't far, my friend.

Pappu. Mom, when did you come? Why didn't you tell me?

Didn't feel it was necessary. Move!

Let me take a look at my daughter-in-law.

God! She's like a sparkling diamond!

Mom. Stop it.

Please forgive me today for being rude and angry.

No, my prince.

I'm sure, someday, you'll be a hero too.

You will be on a film poster too. Just like this.

My heart says so and a mother's heart...

This film ran for 25 weeks.

Shut up!

-That's how a mother's heart is. -Yes.

Here my, son, tie this holy thread around your wrist. It's from Shirdi.

He'll fulfill your wish and you'll meet Shanti very soon.

-Really? -Really!

And this can happen tonight!

Tonight? What's there tonight?

Ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to the premiere of Dreamy Girl!

Here's the king of romance, Rajesh Kapoor

and his lovely, lovely wife!

-Rajesh Kapoor! Rajesh Kapoor! -Rajesh Kapoor! He touched me!

-Wow! -How do I look?

We always look great in rented clothes.

Isn't it a lovely evening? You're looking so lovely.

Yes, I am Lovely.

When will you give us the good news?

Good news? That will happen next week.

I'm sure just like last year,

I'll get the best actor award this year too!

She's talking about the other good news.

-What other good news? -The baby.

Baby? That will be soon too.

And here comes the star of the evening!

The dreamy girl herself. Shantipriya!

The fortunate night

Has arrived

The one whom the world loves from far

Is standing close to me

There's so much to say

But there are questions too

Should I repeat what I've told you

In my dreams

There's strange magic in your eyes

There's strange magic in your eyes

Your breath makes my heart soar

There's a radiance accompanying you

The moon is a pale reflection

Of your radiance

Your gaze has seared

My heart so badly

That I want to drown

In your eyes

Leave him! Don't you know he's a superstar?

You were awesome, my tiger!

No one ever got to greet her and you caught her sari!

Do you want to just stand here? Don't you want to watch the film?

Who will let us in?

I have worked that out. Relax. We're sorted.

-But these are... -I know.

I flicked them while taking an autograph.

-Come on! -Okay!

Mr. Manoj Kumar! Please come.

Sadhu Ram! Hail Mother India!

Vimy! You look lovely, lovely tonight!

-My motherland... -Long live the revolution!

Long live! Long live!

Mr. Ramesh, how'd you know the worth of a pinch of Vermillion?

It's a gift from God. One pinch of Vermillion!

-Pushpa! -It's the pride of a married woman.

One pinch of Vermillion!

It's every woman's dream. One pinch of Vermillion.

Pushpa!

You'll get us killed.

Look at the screen!

If the real Manoj Kumar comes, we'll get beaten up!

No, Manoj Kumar is a nice man. He'll not say anything.

Ma'am, please believe me, I am Manoj Kumar.

Security, check him!

Have a look at my driving license!

-Liar! -No, I didn't lie.

How do I look into your eyes?

How can I not get scared, beloved?

How do I not shy away?

Don't touch me today, beloved

O doe-eyed one, you don't know

How much I love you

This restlessness craves

For the splendor of your youth

Your body is like a bloom Every part filled with color

I'll be tinted By your beauty, Fair maiden!

Your complexion radiates Beauty that glows like the sun

And your radiance is unique, Fair maiden

Why feel shy of your beloved?

Let me touch you today, my love!

I walk with a drunken gait I totter in a daze

As if my youth is a glass of wine

I lock eyes with you

I dwell in your dreams As if I'm used to dwelling in the heart

Stay in my heart Have I stopped you?

But let me tell you what my desire is

Why feel shy of your beloved?

Let me touch you today, my love!

How do I heed To this wandering heart?

How do I make an emperor mine?

How do I wear

The crown of love, beloved

Why do you rule my heart, beloved?

O doe-eyed one, you don't know

How much I love you

This restlessness craves

For the splendor of your youth

Your songs are my friends

There's love in your songs

In your love for me Is my victory, fair maiden

My victory is my defeat

There's love and acceptance

In my defeat, fair maiden

Forget everything today

Let me touch you today, beloved

How do I not shy away?

Don't touch me today, beloved!

"Mr. Ramesh, how would you know

-the worth of a pinch of Vermillion?" -Wow!

"It's a gift from God.

-One pinch of Vermillion!" -Wow!

"It's the pride of a married woman.

-One pinch of Vermillion!" -Wow!

"It is every woman's dream. One pinch of Vermillion."

-Wow! -Applause!

Wonderful, Omi! Wonderful!

-Can I say something? -Sure!

This year's Filmfare award for best actress

will surely go to my love!

Of course, she will get it.

But if the jury was here, they would have given you an award.

-Really? -Yes!

When I become a star, I'll get an award, right?

-Of course, you will! -Good!

When I become a star...

I'll buy this bungalow.

-Yes! Buy it! -Yes!

-Buy it! -Today, Rajesh Kapoor owns it

-but one day it'll be mine. -It will be yours.

-Rajesh Kapoor lives like a pauper. -Cheap!

-I'll stay in style! -In style!

-I'll have 15-16 imported cars! -In style!

-About 60 servants. -In style!

I'll have a luxurious bedroom with a round bed just like they show

in the movies.

-In style! -In style!

When I wake up in the morning

before stepping on the marble floor

a servant will slip in velvet slippers for me.

-And the other servant? -What will he do?

He'll help me wear a silk night suit just like Raj Kumar's.

-My beloved... -My beloved...

The third one will be waiting to serve me juice.

-Wow! -What happened?

-Wow, Om! You got me emotional! -Why? What happened?

You'll get the Filmfare award later.

First accept this, Bottle Award from me!

-For me? -Yes.

-The press. Take some pictures. -Photo.

Click it!

-You know what, Pappu? -Tell me.

-Tell me. -I've written

a speech for this award too.

-What are you saying? Of course! -Will you listen?

I've written a speech.

Everybody sit down!

Ladies and gentlemen.

I've tried to get you with all my heart.

So much so that the entire universe has conspired to bring you to me.

-One minute! -Who said that?

Omi, I didn't get it.

-Okay! Shall I make it simple? -A bit.

Take two!

Ladies and gentlemen.

They say if you want something with all your heart

then the entire universe works to help you get it.

You all have given me what I wanted.

Thanks! Thank you very much.

I feel like the king of the world!

Today, I believe

that just like the films, in life too,

everything is okay in the end.

Happy ending.

And if it's not so, then it's not the end!

The film isn't over yet, my friend!

It's not over.

I love you! I love you all! I love you, Rajesh Kapoor.

-Hey, hero! -I love you...

-What a pathetic speech! -I love you.

Get lost!

-Pappu! Look how he's yelling! -Hey, you drunkard!

-Didn't you recognize him? -Who are you?

He's superstar, Om!

And didn't you recognize him? He's Manoj Kumar.

I'm Manoj Kumar.

-Then I'm Dara Singh, the wrestler. -You don't look like him.

-Get lost! -Hey! Let it be! Run!

Take this!

Om! You're home?

-Yes. -You're so late.

-I was so scared! -Oh! My melodramatic mom!

Why were you scared?

No matter how late I am, I'll return home. To you!

Okay then, freshen up. I'll prepare the food for you.

-I've had my dinner. -And drink too!

Forgive me today. I'm sorry!

-You used to say that this moon... -What moon?

The moon. Come here with me. Come here.

There it is.

You always say that this isn't the moon but a dream

that you have for me.

Tonight, I touched that dream.

With these hands.

-Really? -Yes!

-Really! -Oh, my prince!

Now go to bed! Don't you have a shoot in the morning!

This makeup artist had pasted my mustache so tightly

that I can't even open my mouth! How'll I say my dialogues?

-Good. No one will recognize you. -Yes.

That's why I've put a mole.

Wow! I can't recognize you!

-Assistant! -Get lost!

Do I have to do everything?

Sir, I want to know, what the scene is and what my dialogues are.

In this scene, the field is on fire!

Action!

And your dialogue is, "Run!"

And?

That's it?

-Run! -Run!

-Mr. Assistant! -Sir! Just "Run?"

-It's a tiny dialogue! -Tiny! I wrote it!

Wow! What a line!

-People will love it. -Yes!

But a powerful hero-like dialogue would've been great.

-Would've been great. -Yes, sir!

The hero will say a hero-like dialogue.

And that's not you. That's him. Ricky Sandu!

Okay, ma'am. No problem! Someone call the producer!

Oh, God! This director has gone mad again! You two get lost!

Ricky Sandu!

-That ass... -That ass...

He's the hero!

Look at the attitude of the actress!

My shot's ready and she says that she will not shoot until the producer is here.

She's saying that to me, Partho Roy, the great director!

She'll shoot when the producer comes!

Where is Mukesh?

-Call Mukesh! -Mr. Suresh, what's this drama?

Same story! The actress refuses to shoot. Maybe she has not been paid.

No, this is Mukesh Mehra's film. He's a top producer.

No matter what kind of producer it is, these stars treat them like dogs!

-Mister! -Control yourself!

Our Shanti is not like that!

You're right! Mukesh Mehra gave her the first break!

In a film called Ode To Youth. Shanti was only 16 then!

-Greetings -Greetings

He is here. Mr. Mukesh is here!

Now the shoot will start in ten minutes! Watch it.

-Mr. Mukesh is amazing. -He looks cool!

He's dashing!

Why doesn't he become a hero? He's tall too.

You know, sir, we never play dacoits for any other producer.

-It's Mr. Mukesh's film, so we agreed! -Yes.

You're coughing a lot.

All okay. Shanti will be ready in ten minutes.

-Set up the shot. -Very good! Problem solved!

Mr. Mukesh, my creativity is sinking...

Stop crying for every little thing, Partho.

This is Bombay. This is how we make films here.

And finish this entire scene today.

Of course! Of course! I've placed three cameras.

The first one is Satyajit Ray angle, the second one is Bimal Roy angle

and the third one is Guru Dutt angle in the shadows.

Add a Manmohan Desai angle too! That'll help. Okay?

Camera, ready! Wide angle!

Take it to the right.

Shanti baby! You're too much really! You took so long!

What are you doing after packing up, darling?

Suicide!

I'm ready to die too, baby!

Okay! Going for the shot!

Clear the field!

-Sir, you're in the field! -What? Okay!

Light the fire! Start rolling! Action!

-Sir, you forgot to say "camera"! -Oh, yes! Camera!

Sarjoo!

-Sarjoo! -Run!

Run!

-Run! -Sarjoo!

Sarjoo!

Very good! Sarjoo, jump into the fire!

This fire is too hot! Let it cool down a bit. I will jump!

What's happening?

-Somebody, douse the fire! -Sir, cut it!

-Sarjoo, isn't jumping! -No!

Until I get the perfect shot, I won't cut it.

The producer wants the scene completed today!

Somebody, douse the fire!

During the shoot of Mother India, Sunil Dutt saved Nargis from the fire.

And then they got married.

But I'm already married. So, what's the point?

Help!

Shanti is alone there. Please go, sir. Go!

If you're so concerned, why don't you jump into the fire?

-Pack up! I don't want to shoot. -Help!

Somebody, cut the shot!

Somebody, jump in the fire!

Omi!

Omi!

-Omi! Omi, fire! -Where?

-Where? Oh, here. -Behind you!

Somebody, help me.

Omi! What happened?! Hold him.

Cut the shot! Very good!

Doctor, can't you reduce your fee? You came for half a shift.

-Is it hurting a lot, Omi? -Yes.

Have you lost it? Look here, I'm talking to you!

What I would've told your mother, had something happened to you?

Look here, I'm talking to you!

-Shanti was stuck in the fire. -Forget Shanti!

There were many to save her.

But who would have saved you?

Look here, I'm talking to you!

-Stop moving around! -Shut up!

Thank God, your got burns on your back and not on your face!

Or you would have been a horror movie star, not a superstar!

Fine, I'd have done it.

What could have happened at the most?

I'd have died in that fire? So, what?

Pappu, I did not think at that time.

All I could see was Shanti trapped in that fire.

And you know, if I have to,

I'll jump a thousand times in the fire where Shanti's trapped!

Because my dreams are nothing compared to Shanti's life.

Nothing matters!

Now, look at me!

You look at me! What are you doing?

What? What are you doing?

What?

What?

I've met many people.

But nobody has ever done

what you did today, despite being a stranger.

I maybe a stranger to you.

But you're a part of me without which I'm incomplete.

What's your name?

Name? The name is always connected to Shanti.

Om, before Shanti and Om, after Shanti.

Hey, I know you are not mute.

And if you don't tell me your name, how will I thank you?

Om!

-Shanti. -Om.

I think I've seen you somewhere before.

-Yes, that night at the premiere... -On the posters!

You must've seen the posters of his film, Madras King.

He is a rising star of the South.

-Omaswami Shantinatahan. -Omaswami, who?

-You! -Me?

Who else? He is so down to earth!

Who can say that his last film was a blockbuster hit?

-Really? -Really?

Really! You'll see, Shanti.

Very soon, Om will be ruling the Bombay's industry too.

-Really? -Really!

Of course!

By the way, you've got a fan here already.

Not a fan, a friend, Ms. Shanti.

Don't call me, Ms. Shanti. Call me, Shanti.

Shanti.

-Shall I leave? -Okay.

Thank you once again.

There's a rule of friendship.

No sorry, no thank you!

Is this a dialogue from some movie?

Not yet! Om writes his own dialogues.

"Ma'am, no sorry, no thank you."

Sooraj, what're you doing here? Our set is over there.

-Dad, I was writing dialogues. -Okay.

Sing a song, oh friend

She's coming!

-Shot! -Director, sit on your seat.

GEMINI STUDIOS MADRAS PRESENTS OMISWAMI IN & AS MIND IT

You are shotgun! I'm Quick Gun Murugan.

Don't mess with me. I'm dangerous.

Remember this well!

Understood, rascal?

Go die!

-Mind it! -Wow, what an acting!

-Superb! -Wow, what an acting!

Never mind it!

-I'll punch you. -Come on.

You rascal! Mind it!

-Wow, what an acting! -Mind-blowing!

Wow, what an acting!

-Pappu! Tiger! -Tiger!

-Tiger! -Tiger!

Mind it! Catch the tiger!

Wow, what a tiger!

Wow, what a tiger!

You bad cat! You fat cat! You rascal cat!

Naughty cat!

Who's your daddy now?

You want to say sorry? No sorry!

Pussycat, where have you been?

Have you been to London to see the Queen? Go, see the queen!

Mind it!

You will not fly! You will not die!

Wow, he's flying!

Wow, he's flying!

You rascal! Mind it!

Cut it! Superb!

Wow, great acting!

Move! You've just learned one line!

-Pappu! Is she coming? -Yes, she is coming here.

-Yes, you sign autographs! -Yes.

-Keep signing. -Yes, you go. Go.

Not me, but Shivaji Ganeshan, Kamala Hassan, Gemini Ganeshan.

Autograph, please!

No autographs on hands...

Oh, Shanti!

When did you come?

-Just now. You did a superb shot. -Now?

Thanks.

This is nothing. You should see my death scene someday.

I act out dying impressively! Very lively.

-Is it? -My spot!

-Sir. -My, on the spot!

And the best thing is... Get going.

The films I die in

become hits.

I die four times in this film.

-Four times? -Yes!

We're twins in the film.

Before the interval, the villain kills us both.

After the interval, we're reborn.

And then, we kill the villain in the climax and die again.

I've never seen someone so happy in spite of dying four times.

Actually, I love everything about shooting.

Hope you are not getting bored.

Absolutely not!

Thanks.

What do you like most about shooting?

Hey! Who said pack up?

Break time is over long ago! Hey! Sheila! Ramu!

Move to your set!

Om Prakash, will you go on the set?

Come on! Come out! Everyone back to work.

What are you staring at? You're wanted on the set next door!

Take it easy.

-Give me the vest. -This is mine!

-Mine! -Okay.

No, it's really mine.

Please forgive me, Shanti.

Please forgive me, Ms. Shanti.

I lied to you.

But what could I do?

You're such a big star and I'm just a junior artist.

Who says you are just a junior artist?

You jumped in the fire for me, Om!

And I would be delighted if I can do anything for you.

-But I can't jump in the fire! -No.

You can do it,

but it will be like jumping in the fire for you.

Buddy, I don't think she'll come.

-I think so, too. -Really?

-Just joking. She'll come. -Shut up.

-Is everything ready inside? -Of course!

She'll never forget it.

-Good luck. -Good luck.

A promise that is made Has to be kept

Even if the world stops you...

-Goodness! -What?

-It's only a lady. -Who's Om Prakash?

If you want to give something, it's me. If not, it's him.

Actually, Ms. Shanti has sent me.

She's very sorry that she can't make it today.

Look, Pappu!

Look at the way she broke my heart!

Leave me.

All I had asked for was an evening with her.

Please go! And tell Ms. Shanti

not to hurt anyone like this again.

It's not a glass. It's my heart.

And she has broken it!

Tell it to her yourself.

Your culprit is right here.

I told this silly man that you will definitely come.

-He said you will not. -Rubbish! I said she'll come.

-You're a liar! -You're a liar! I said...

Cut it!

I had to come.

For the sake of our friendship, I had to come.

You didn't want me to thank you

but don't say no to this.

Take this.

I have found you and I have lost myself

Though I want to speak I don't know what to say

I have found you and I have lost myself

Though I want to speak I don't know what to say

There are no words

For me to describe you

Even if I say

That no one in the entire world Is as lovely as you

The praise won't suffice

I have found you and I have lost myself

Playfulness immersed in grace

Reflects on your face

Your dense tresses

Are flowing with pride

Your flowing scarf Is like a moving cloud

Your embrace is like moonlight

Filled with beauty

Even if I say That this feeling of captivity

Was never felt before And will not be felt again

The praise won't suffice

I have found you and I have lost myself

You have been generous

And thus, a story has begun

You have been generous

And thus, a story has begun

Now you and I are in the same journey

I'll be, wherever you are

Even if I say That, you, my companion

Are an angel or a fairy

The praise won't suffice

You know, Om. I don't remember the last time when I was so happy.

But you're not happier than me!

Have you ever seen cloud nine?

It is right here, beneath my feet!

-So, you never get sad? -No. Never.

And even if I get sad, I watch your film.

Because happiness for me means Shanti!

The queen of hearts!

The one whom the entire world loves!

Sometimes, an entire world's love isn't enough, Om.

Getting love from one person is enough.

You'll get that love, Shanti.

Just reach out for it.

You'll get whatever you want.

You deserve all the happiness in the world.

All you have to do is ask!

And then watch,

all the happiness will follow you around.

-Really? -What?

Really!

I'll ask for it, Om.

I'll reach out for it.

And I'll be happy.

And I'll be the king of the world!

Brother!

Why is this junior artist so excited? He's not the hero!

Cut it!

Omi! Salma is there and she's here too.

She's playing my sister.

-Forget it! Hold this. I have to go. -Where are you going?

Shanti is shooting on floor number seven.

You creep! Leave me for God's sake!

If we leave you to God, what will we do?

Fantastic! Very good!

Good shot. Is the light ready?

Okay? Everything...

Forget it! These actresses are heartless.

Om!

Wait here.

Hello, ma'am. Please come.

-Shanti! -Wait! Where are you going?

-Ms. Shanti knows me! -Stars do their makeup inside.

-I'm also a star! -Get lost!

He's here.

Greetings, sir.

-Where is that man? -He was here.

-Check if he's inside. -I will.

Please for God's sake, shut up!

Why should I shut up?

So that you can do as you please!

-What? -Look at this magazine, Mukesh.

It says you're marrying Harsh Mittal's daughter!

And you're getting Mittal Studios as dowry!

Maybe it's in the newspapers.

You'll hear gossips like these every day. You know why?

Because we're making the biggest budget and most majestic film ever!

Om Shanti Om!

I'm its producer, you're the female lead

and Mittal is making this possible!

Shanti, Mittal has already invested four million rupees in this movie.

Now, please stop behaving like a child and go and shoot.

Why stall the shooting like this?

You always think about business.

That's why you're marrying Harsh Mittal's daughter?

Mr. Mehra, just tell me one thing.

How will you marry her?

You are already married! To me!

Shanti, please! Be quiet.

What if someone hears us?

-Please try to understand, Shanti! -You know right, Mukesh.

We've been married for two years but I still can't hold your hand!

I can't apply vermilion.

For me, the worth of a pinch of vermilion is more than Mittal's four million rupees.

Really? I'll tell you what that's worth.

The day you step out as my wife

Om Shanti Om will be finished!

Because no one will invest even a penny in a married actress' film!

Your wish to be a wife will ruin it all!

Not only your career, but my future as well.

You're my future, Mukesh. I'm your wife.

You must accept me publicly.

I have the right to this joy.

And today, I ask for my right.

Don't I deserve to be happy?

What is this madness, Shanti?

You'll do Om Shanti Om and after it's finished,

we'll tell everyone. Okay?

It'll be known to all by then.

What? What do you mean?

I mean, I'm pregnant!

You're going to be a father!

What?

You're pregnant?

Fantastic! Why didn't you tell me earlier?

-Really? -Of course.

Neither do I live

Nor do I die

Tell me what to do

Hearts were torn apart, Before they could meet

Hands fell apart before Holding each other

What does destiny have in store?

These eyes cry yet again

Seeking a glimpse Of you but in vain

My beloved, this is destiny's game!

How do I live each day

Without you

Neither do I live nor do I die

A dream shatters

And the world seems lonely

When there's no one to call your own The world seems lonely

Why does this happen?

When the heart cries

Even the winds cry with you

And the world seems lonely

A dream is shattered

And the world seems lonely

When there is no one to call your own

The world seems lonely

Shanti, you did the right thing.

You chose your happiness.

Don't think you've broken my heart!

No!

I am happy

because you are happy.

But you must tell Mr. Mehra

that this time I spared him only for your sake.

But if I ever meet him again in another life

then I won't spare him.

Mind it!

Mind...

Loneliness feels lonely too And then there's me

Hope you are not getting bored.

Thanks!

A dream shatters

And the world seems lonely

When there is no to call your own

The world seems lonely

A dream shatters

And the world seems lonely

When there is no to call your own

The world seems lonely

Lonely

It feels lonely

Mukesh!

Where are you taking me? I don't want to see a set!

-Not even your wedding venue? -Really?

It's beautiful, Mukesh!

Come! This is the magnificent set of Om Shanti Om.

The biggest set of the biggest film in India.

But there'll be no shooting here.

In fact, it'll be dismantled in a few days.

Because I was making this film only for you

and nobody can replace you, Shanti.

But before breaking the set, we'll have a huge party here.

Our wedding party!

-Really, Mukesh? -Of course! Of course, my darling!

Our guests will come from here walking on the flower carpet.

And here, a 40-piece orchestra will play your favorite songs.

And right here, there will be a huge fountain

flowing with champagne, not water!

And here! Under this splendid chandelier, we'll exchange our wedding vows

and get married in front of everyone!

I can't believe it, Mukesh!

Mukesh, I never thought you could love me so much!

-I'm sorry I didn't trust you. -No!

I'm sorry that you trusted me.

If you hadn't, I couldn't have dreamt so big!

But I did.

I dreamt of being the richest person in this industry.

And now, this dream has become so dear to me

that I can break your trust but not this dream!

-You're hurting me, Mukesh! -No, you're hurting me!

Have you ever thought of that? No! Obviously not!

Why? Why did you do all this?

Everything was going well! We had Mittal's money.

You were going to be the top actress of India

-and I, the biggest producer, but no... -Mukesh...

You just wanted to be my wife and ruin everything!

Now listen to me! I can't marry you.

And neither can

-I return Mittal's money. -Mukesh...

Now there is only one way out.

Mukesh!

Due to you, I'll have to destroy this set!

-I am sorry. -What a shame!

I've arranged to burn it down.

But this set

-won't be the only thing on fire. -Mukesh...

The reason behind its destruction

-will also burn with it! -Mukesh, please.

You!

I'm sorry, Shanti! But...

I think it's fair enough!

No! Mukesh!

No!

No!

Mukesh!

Mukesh!

No! Mukesh, please.

Mukesh!

Mukesh!

No.

Please open the door!

Please open.

Please. No, Mukesh!

Mukesh!

Shanti!

Please let me out!

-Make sure she doesn't come out! -Okay, sir.

Shanti!

Om!

Om!

Shanti!

Om!

Om!

Congratulation, Mr. Kapoor! It's a boy!

What happened, Doctor?

Mr. Kapoor. I'm afraid, it's bad news.

The man you brought here... Well, we couldn't save him.

-He's dead! -Oh, my God!

Now what, Nasser?

Don't worry, sir! It was an accident.

The doctor said he was already badly injured.

But Nasser, what about his family?

I'm your secretary. I'll handle everything.

Today is the birthday of Rajesh Kapoor's son,

superstar Om Kapoor.

All his fans are here to wish him!

Happy birthday! Om!

I'll have a luxurious bedroom with a round bed like the ones

they show in the movies.

When I wake up in the morning

before my feet touch the marble floor, a servant

will slip in velvet slippers for me.

When I step out, wearing a silk night suit like Raj Kumar, the second servant

will be waiting with a glass of juice for me.

Superstar Om Kapoor, also known as O.K.

is on his balcony now!

-Love you guys and dudes. -Om.

-Yes, Dad? -Happy birthday, son!

-Thank you, Dad! -Love you!

Wow!

Look, here he comes, superstar Om Kapoor!

He's only four hours late!

Sir, autograph. Sir!

-Sir, autograph. Sir! -Autograph, please.

He's so short in real life.

Dad, it's four o'clock! When will the hero come?

I think I'm getting an attack!

Come on, everybody! Wake up!

Dad, he's here!

-He's here! -Wake up! Ready!

Sir, okay. Ready?

-Director? -Yes, sir!

Tell me the scene!

Sir, as you see, this is the climax scene

where the female lead, Natasha, is getting married to villain Ranbeer!

-Yes, that rocks, babe! -Rocks?

Bluetooth! Nokia!

You keep talking and I'll keep talking! Talk!

Sir, Raj, that's you, and your heart is breaking.

He wants to tell the actress, "Natasha, I really love you!"

-But he can't say it! -Why? Am I mute?

Correct! Remember your mother's death scene?

-There's a mother too? -Sir, in the mother's death scene

you scream so loudly that you lose your voice.

Now for the last time, you want to look at Natasha

-but you can't even do that! -Why?

-As you're blind too! -Blind too! I see.

-No sir, you don't! -I don't!

Sir, music in the background! You leave the dais.

Natasha turns to look at you...

Natasha looks at me, but she's blind!

-No sir, you're blind! -I am mute!

Sir, you're mute and blind, and when Natasha says

"Don't go, Raj!" You don't stop, sir. As you're deaf too!

What the fish!

-I don't know what he is saying! -Yes, sir.

A wedding in the background and in the foreground

just you and your heart's voice!

-One second! I'm angry now! -Sir, voice.

Voice, one second.

-Let me see. One second. -Voice over...

"Natasha, I just want

to elope with you

but I'm helpless, I'm in a wheelchair

and I've lost both my hands!"

-Yes, sir! Gone. -What? I've lost my hands!

-Yes, sir! -What the hell is this?

Are the body parts of this hero in working condition?

Yes sir, as you see, his aching heart!

Don't know about heartache, but the audience will have a headache!

This film might garner critical acclaim and get awards

but let me tell you, this film is a flop!

-Flop! -Flop!

This film is gone! You're dead, old man!

-You're dead! -No!

Unless, I think of something, as usual.

Think!

In this situation, let's put a dance number

to express the pain.

-A dance number? -Yes. A dance number.

Maybe, a trance number or sad rock-n-roll.

No, that's already been done!

I think it should be a painful... Painful...

-disco. -Disco!

But how can a person, whose body parts don't work,

-do the disco? -Idiot!

Dream sequence! O.K. can do anything.

Come on, give me a kiss.

Yes, you can do anything.

And listen, your actress is quite dull. Is she your girlfriend?

-No, sir! My dad's girlfriend. -Dad!

I'm sorry, Dad! We'll have to replace her.

Get five to ten good looking girls.

Only this song can make your film a hit!

Come on, cheer up and pack up!

-Pack up? Papa! -I've got an attack!

She's a beauty, my precious one!

What a spell she has cast on me

My eyes can't sleep a wink

And my heart is restless

She's a beauty, my precious one!

What a spell she has cast on me

My eyes can't sleep a wink

And my heart is restless

I'm a poor wanderer

Whom should I go and tell?

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

Boy, you make me crazy Crazy with your loving

And when you touch me I'm in ecstasy

Come on hold me, thrill me

I'll be yours forever And baby, you and I were meant to be

Flowers were blooming All around me once

Once I was lost in Love's whispering sounds

Flowers were blooming All around me once

Once I was lost in Love's whispering sounds

There was such verve in my dreams

What a time it was When I was high on my youth

But that time was short And I got hurt

As the bubble of my dreams burst

Now I wander in London, Paris

New York, L.A., San Francisco!

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go!

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go!

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go!

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go!

She's a beauty

What a spell she has cast

Every second was a new desire

Every second was a test of courage

Every second was a new desire

Every second was a test of courage

Blessings were showered On me in abundance

And after this shower I had yearned

But once again I find myself alone

My beloved!

She broke my heart And left me on the 26th last month!

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

Disco of distress!

She a beauty, my precious one!

What a spell she has cast on me

My eyes can't sleep a wink And my heart is restless

I'm a poor wanderer

Who should I go and tell?

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

Disco of distress!

Boy, you make me crazy Crazy with your loving

I'll be yours forever baby

-Oh, God! Cut it! Cut the shot. -Cut!

O.K.!

Are you okay?

Who put the fire? Don't you know he has a phobia of fire!

Phobia of fire? Dad, I didn't know!

-You didn't know! -Take me home.

-Take me home. No! -Pack up!

-What to do? -Pack up! Father, pack up.

-Pack up! -Pack up! No!

I'm gone. Please, everyone. I'm okay!

Om! My son!

Where do you vanish, son?

-Don't you know, I always wait for you! -Anwar!

-Security! -Security guys!

When are you coming home, dear? Tell me.

Listen to me, Om! Om!

No, leave me! Let go of me.

Let me go!

-Om! -Who's this old woman?

She lands up at every studio!

-I feel weird looking at her! -The lady is crazy!

She thinks you are her son.

Dude, I'm a star. I'm a son for every mother in India. That's good.

But this is not. Make sure it's not repeated. You'll get hurt!

-Come on! Move it, man! -My son...

Pappu, Om left me again. Please stop him!

Why do you do this to yourself?

He's not our Om. He's Om Kapoor. He just resembles our Om.

No, Pappu. He's my son, Om.

Sir! He is my son, Om!

Yes! And Amitabh Bachchan is my dad! Move!

There are many reasons for headaches and blackouts.

Anwar! Cancel the dates of that cheap producer

and his silly son's film!

Give all my dates to the superhero project!

I'll give the dates

but how will they create a set in a day?

If they don't have a set, tell them to shoot at a real location.

I've been driving for an hour. Where's this location?

Couldn't they create a set nearer?

They were doing that.

But you wanted a real location.

-We found this on such a short notice. -What's so special about this?

Other than it being as far as China, of course!

This studio is completely burnt!

What? Then why are we going there?

The director said the ruins are perfect.

What can be worse than this place?

I've heard that thirty years ago, an accident took place in this studio.

A huge fire broke out on one of the sets before its filming could begin.

Not only did the film get shelved,

but the studio also got destroyed!

It's unlucky. The set was burnt.

The studio was ruined, the film got scrapped!

Well done, Anwar!

Anwar, have we been here before?

Of course not. Nobody comes here!

You know, this is going to be the first shoot in 30 years here.

Your bill for two months is still pending!

Pay up!

The style, the hairstyle, the face...

How will you become a star with this name?

Stop! Where are you going?

These are makeup rooms for the stars!

-Welcome, sir! -Dude, what a location!

Mr. Anwar, I'll show you the makeup rooms.

Where are the makeup rooms?

I believe it's on the second floor.

Right! How did you know?

Show us the rooms!

Prepare for the shot, man. Come on. Let's go.

Sir, the shoot won't take place here. It's downstairs.

Yes, damn!

God! I'm so hot!

Babes, what is this costume? Actors get tortured.

I'm a star. And this harness is going up...

Don't touch my hair, please!

And why is this underwear over the costume?

-What is this? -Dude!

You are a superhero!

-Savior of love! Love man! -Yes.

Oh, shut up! I feel more like a moron, man!

Come on, O.K., Spiderman and Superman also wear underwear like this.

Really? Give me a kiss then. Okay.

Anyway, you're playing a double role. A villager. It'll be inside then.

In fact, the underwear style shows

who the real superhero is!

Wow! That's a good idea.

But whatever! This is my last shot

and you know I don't give retakes!

That's right! Because when O.K. gives a take, it's an okay take!

-Roll sound! -Speed!

Action!

Love man! Help!

Love man to the rescue! Here I come.

Help!

-Love man! -To the rescue!

Come, fly with me. Here we go!

Here we are!

-Baby, did you enjoy the flying? -Yes!

Come on! Let's dance!

Let's fly

Let's fly

Let's fly

Mongesh, it's you?

Where is Love Man?

Oh, my!

What the fish!

Why didn't they check with the weather guy?

Come on, move it.

God, I don't believe this.

Hey, hero! Get some coffee!

Hello. Who is there, dude?

Hello.

Anyone here?

Sir!

What are you doing here?

Well, I...

Who will win the Best Actor award?

My friend, Om Kapoor, should win! Right?

Well, I think Om Kapoor is just wow!

Don't be stupid! I'm going to win! Of course.

O.K.!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Filmfare Awards!

I've come to protest against the demolition of slums for this function!

Who is Om? Chunkey Pandey will win!

-O.K.! -What O.K.?

It's only F.K.!

O.K.!

Only a jeweler knows the true worth of a diamond.

Likewise, only I know the true worth of a hero!

Of course, my son will get it, Hrithik Roshan.

I think it will have to be me.

Om and I...

Can't say that publicly. We're just good friends.

Om Kapoor and me?

We're just good friends!

Om Kapoor and I are just good friends.

Om Kapoor and me? We're just good friends.

I think it should go to Om Kapoor.

Om Kapoor? Who?

O.K.!

This year's nominees for the Best Actor award are...

The Best Actor nominees.

Abhishek Bachchan in Dhoom 5.

This time he's not a cop!

One! Two! Three! Go!

This time he's not with the babes!

This time he's not going to lose!

Because this time he's not in the film!

What!

ABHISHEK BACHCHAN IN DHOOM 5

-Come on, Abhishek. -Come on!

Abhishek.

Om Kapoor in Phir Bhi Dil Hai N.R.I!

Rahul, you must've heard my name.

OM KAPOOR IN PHIR BHI DIL HAI N.R.I.

Om Kapoor once more in Main Bhi Hoon Na.

Rahul.

You must've heard my name!

OM KAPOOR IN "MAIN BHI HOON NA"

Akshay Kumar in Return of Khiladi!

AKSHAY KUMAR IN RETURN OF KHILADI

Tough fight! Right!

Anyway, to give away the Best Actor award we have

the living legends, Mr. Subhash Ghai and Rishi Kapoor!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

A good actor is a person who brings out somebody else's soul into his soul

and projects the right kind of emotion

and he is a good actor. And the good actor is...

Yes.

-And the winner is... -The win...

And the winner is...

-Om Kapoor! -Om Kapoor!

Yes! I'm the man!

Why are you laughing?

You are on his team, aren't you?

This is my award! This is cheating!

This is fraud. This award function is a fraud.

-You think I'll get an award? -Of course!

-Good! -Had the jury been here

they would've given you an award!

-Really? -Why not?

First, accept this Bottle Award from me!

-For me? -Yes.

Yo! I just want to say...

-I've wanted you with all my heart. -I...

I've wanted you with all my heart.

So much so that the entire universe conspired to bring you to me.

They say, if you want something with all your heart

then the entire universe works to help you get it.

Today, you all have given me what I wanted.

Thank you, thank you very much.

I'm thankful to you for you have turned my dreams into reality.

I feel like the king of the world!

Thank you for making me believe

that just like in our films, in life too

finally, in the end, everything is fine.

Happy endings!

And if it's not happy

it's not the end, my friends.

The film isn't over yet!

Omi!

Om! Come on! This party is for you and people want to meet...

Are you okay, son?

I don't know, Dad!

I don't know!

I was thinking, what if I was not your son

I was not Om Kapoor and only some ordinary Om?

Then, I wouldn't have got all this.

The stardom. The fame.

And instead of this award, I might have been holding this.

Lying drunk somewhere! I...

I want to promise you today, Dad.

I'll really work hard.

And I'll try to be a better actor.

If not that, at least I'll try and be a better son.

-Yes! -I'm so proud of you, my son!

Come. This party and all its special guests are for you!

And get ready for a surprise!

Ladies and gentlemen, this one is for my dear friend and my favorite hero...

Om Kapoor!

O.K.! We love you!

Behold! Tonight is a mystical one

Bit by bit, it weaves a tale

Behold! Tonight is a mystical one

Bit by bit, it weaves a tale

This beautiful sight Takes my breath away!

Stars of heaven are on earth today!

We're oblivious To everything around us

It's just us and the crazy night!

We have no friend, nor guide

Whom do we blame for our state?

There is only craziness

All the hot girls

Put your hands up And say, Om Shanti Om

All the cool boys

Come on, make some noise And say, Om Shanti Om

The night is lively

It's casting a spell all around

The night is lively

It's casting a spell all around

Silky tresses of yours Have been let open

Breaths are fragrant

These are the gestures

We're oblivious to Everything around us

It's just us and the crazy night!

We have no friend, nor guide

Whom do we blame for our state?

There is only craziness

All the hot girls

Put your hands up And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the cool boys

Come on, make some noise And say, Om Shanti Om!

All hot girls

Put your hands up And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the cool boys

Come on, make some noise And say, Om Shanti Om!

There is peace and calm around

Yet this heart is fervor bound!

There is peace and calm around

Yet this heart is fervor bound!

Eyes weave dreams!

-To her and him -Tell all your secrets

We're oblivious to everything around us

It's just us and the crazy night

We have no friend, nor guide

Whom do we blame for our state?

There is only craziness

All the hot girls

Put your hands up And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the cool boys

Come on, make some noise And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the hot girls

Put your hands up And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the cool boys

Come on, make some noise And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the hot girls

Put your hands up And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the cool boys

Come on, make some noise And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the hot girls

Put your hands up And say, Om Shanti Om!

All the cool boys

Come on, make some noise And say, Om Shanti Om!

Om, meet my friend, Mukesh Mehra!

One of the top producers of our times!

He has been in Hollywood for the last 25 years.

He wants to come back and make a grand film with you.

It's great, Mukesh!

Call me, Mike! Everyone in Hollywood does.

Om, shake hands! Come on!

Fantastic!

Let's celebrate, Mike!

It's so nice to see you.

Om.

You're home?

Yes, Mom.

What took you so long? I was so scared!

My melodramatic mom!

Why should you be scared?

You know that however late it may get

I'll always return home.

-to you! -Really?

Then why did you leave me alone? Tell me.

Please forgive me today.

I couldn't recognize you.

But you recognized me!

It's so true!

A mother's love is exceptional!

My prince!

My prince!

My prince!

Omi!

You have grown old!

You...

But you're still the same

and now you've become a star as well!

You told me to change my name to Kapoor!

Pappu, didn't I tell you that my son will definitely become a hero?

I hope you wouldn't leave me again.

I'll not go anywhere this time.

And this time, all will be fine.

Really?

-Really! -Really!

No one will believe your story.

Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.

Om, we won't be able to prove anything.

And that rogue will escape again!

Even Shanti's corpse wasn't found!

And Om, you too disappeared!

Without any proof...

If you want something with all your heart

the entire universe conspires to bring it to you.

This is what we believed in, Pappu!

Mukesh Mehra thinks he has gotten away with a murder!

No evidence! No witness!

But look at this divine intervention,

he walked into my life again.

My return to the same studio...

Recognizing myself, meeting mother

and you. All this isn't just a coincidence!

No!

This story is being written by somebody up there!

But this time the climax of the story will be decided by us.

I can't forget Shanti's painful screams!

I can't.

I couldn't save her then.

I was helpless and a nobody.

But this time, the tables have turned.

This time, Mukesh Mehra will be punished.

This time, Shanti will get justice.

This time, everything will be alright.

Because the film isn't over yet, my friend!

It isn't over yet.

You want to start Om Shanti Om again?

That's ridiculous! You must be joking!

I'm serious, Mukesh.

I get three to four scripts offered every day, but I reject all of them!

But Om Shanti Om...

That's cool!

It has emotion, drama, romance, action.

I'm sure it's going to be a blockbuster!

Reincarnation. Rebirth.

Who's going to believe all of that in this age?

Does it matter?

I have to make you believe it.

As a maker, you have to believe in the script, Mukesh.

-Yes! -Call me Mike.

Everyone in Hollywood does!

Mukesh became Mike. That's funny, Mike!

Thanks to Mike.

That film didn't even have a climax!

I mean, that project was jinxed. Bloody doomed!

Oh, fish! What do mean by jinx?

The project was jinxed for that insurance company

who paid you four times the actual price of your set!

Then you got married to Harsh Mittal's daughter

and got a big studio as a wedding gift!

Then you went to Hollywood, earned millions of dollars.

You didn't take a single shot

and Om Shanti Om became the biggest film of your career!

So, where is the jinx?

You know a lot about me, Om!

Call me, O.K. Everyone in Bollywood does!

-Alright. -Got you. Yeah.

-O.K.! -I also know

that an incident took place on your set, when your actress was there.

-What was her name? -Shanti.

Shanti, what?

-Shantipriya. -Shantipriya.

What happened to her?

She disappeared!

I see.

I tried to find her, but she just disappeared!

Gone!

People say that even God can be found if there's dedication.

I don't think you didn't try wholeheartedly, Mike!

I like you, man. It's a joke.

Chill, dude. It's a joke.

-Take it away. -What?

Are you okay, O.K.?

No, I'm not okay. I'm...

I'm not okay.

I'm scared of fire!

Really?

I'm scared of fire. I don't know why.

And seriously speaking, if you want to make a film with me

then it has to be Om Shanti Om, otherwise, I'm not interested.

You know, you're very stubborn, O.K.

I know that.

I like that.

I'm going to America for a month.

If you find an actress by then...

We'll shoot!

You got it.

You got it, Mikey.

And don't worry about the climax, Mikey.

This time, I'll write the climax myself!

Come on! Cheers!

-To a new beginning! -To a new end, Mike!

A pinch of Vermillion. Shot one, take five!

"Ramesh, how would you know the value of a pinch of Vermillion?"

Ramesh, how would you know the value of a pinch of Vermillion?

Ramesh, you don't know...

...the value of a pinch of Vermillion.

How would you know, Yogesh?

Not Yogesh! Ramesh! Say it!

Worth of a pinch...

What is this pinch of Vermillion?

Say it with love!

-With love? -Yes!

Ramesh, how would you know the value of a pinch of Vermillion?

It's a gift from God.

Gift from what?

-Kill me! Such pathetic acting! -What are you doing?

It's a pride of a married woman.

A pinch of...

...Vermillion.

And what?

It's every woman's dream. A pinch of Vermillion.

Say it!

A handful of Vermillion!

It's every woman's dream.

Ma'am, who let you in?

Whom did you call aunt, oldie? Talk to your mother like that.

Bye, O.K.!

Later, babes! Thanks, Mom!

See you!

If it was 15 to 20 years earlier, I could've played Shanti's role!

We've packed up, Om. This was the last batch.

Yes, whatever!

But they don't resemble Shanti even remotely.

You know that, dude!

We'll find her, Omi. We'll definitely find someone.

We don't have much time, Pappu!

Mukesh Mehra will be back in a few days!

How will we find her?

Where will we find her? How and when?

-Excuse me! -What?

Is Om Kapoor here?

No! He's not here!

Go! We have packed up for today! Come for auditions tomorrow!

Tomorrow?

But the watchman said auditions are still going on

and Om Kapoor is inside.

I've come for this audition all the way from Bangalore.

Please give me a chance!

By the way, I'm Sandy, as in Sandhya.

I just love O.K.

and I'm his biggest fan.

Actually, the audition is just an excuse to meet O.K.

I only want his...

Fish! She's fallen! Pappu switch on the lights, please!

What?

Grace and beauty

Walk with you

Moon is the reflection

Of your radiance

Your gaze has wooed my heart

As a result of which

I want to lose myself

In your eyes!

There's a strange magic in your eyes

There's a strange magic in your eyes

Your breath blows like a wind

Carrying my heart away

Good morning, everybody!

Dad, the hero is here!

Already! But it's only eleven o'clock!

-Apahij Pyar! Shot three! Take one! -Action!

Hail Lord Vishnu! Hail the flag of the Lord!

Cut it! Superb!

One minute, sir. One more, for me!

I can do better than this.

Please give me a chance.

Hail Lord Vishnu! Hail the flag of the Lord!

How would you know the worth of a pinch of Vermillion?

It's a gift from God!

A pinch of Vermillion.

It's a gift from God!

A pinch of Vermillion.

It's the pride of a married woman.

A pinch of Vermillion.

It's the pride of a married woman.

A pinch of Vermillion.

What's so funny? What's so damn funny?

What's so funny?

Why are you laughing? Is this a joke?

What don't you understand?

Pappu, she can't be Shantipriya.

She isn't like Shanti! She is so stupid!

I know you're not an actress and you can't act

but you can try at least! We're all trying here!

You're laughing!

You incompetent mutt! Get out of here!

Out!

You made her cry!

Om, we all are trying!

She knows nothing,

-not even our plan. -What plan?

The plan will work when Mukesh Mehra believes that she is Shantipriya.

She only looks like her, but she can't be like Shantipriya.

Mukesh Mehra will figure out instantly that she's not Shanti!

The plan will fail.

Then we'll have to tell her everything.

We will have to tell her what this is and why it is so important.

Before becoming Shanti, she will have to understand her.

Om Shanti Om is the story of my life.

I should've told you this before, Sandy!

Because without understanding Om's pain

you cannot become Shanti.

But what would have I told you?

No one's going to believe my story.

-Not even you! -I won't believe your story, Om?

When you jump from a tall building

and manage to stand on your feet, I believe you.

You fight 100 goons and rescue your heroine, so I believe you!

You fly in the air, run on water! I believe all this!

Then how could you ever think I won't believe your story?

There is still time!

And this time, I'll try with all my heart!

And I won't let you down!

These are the tears of joy, silly!

In such a short while,

you finalized the set, the script, and even the actress.

My people have organized an inaugural ceremony as well.

This ceremony, prayer...

Taking the prints to a temple. Does this still happen here?

Even I don't believe in all this!

That's why I've kept the ceremony at a very unusual place.

From all the places, you had to find this place?

This is the same place...

This is the place where the accident took place

and the entire studio was burnt down!

That's why I chose it.

An unfinished story should always start

from the point where it was left, right?

Why did you decide to start Om Shanti Om all over again?

If we don't start it, how will it end?

And this place...

And he's the director of the film.

F. Khan.

You should've checked with me first.

There are lots of unexpected things in store for you ahead.

You can call him Mukesh Mehra!

The female lead of the film is...

-What's her name? -Dolly!

You'll really like her, Mikey!

When I touched it with my lips There was commotion

No! That's Dolly's mom!

-What's her name? -Kamini.

Hello, producer!

The baby couldn't sleep the entire night because she's excited!

Only the fear of dark circles made her sleep!

But I never compromise on my beauty sleep.

I can see that.

Where is my baby?

Oh, baby.

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Baby, seek his blessings.

-Hello, Omi! -Yes, Pappu!

I'm taking all of them to the set. Is mom ready?

Yes, but she is really overacting!

That's our family problem!

Ma'am, let's go!

What? You don't understand.

Let me feel the character.

Yes, that will happen. But we have to go. They're ready!

-Come on! -What was the line?

"Don't go inside!"

-"Don't go inside!" -Come!

In my next film, I want a ponytail like Mikey's. I think it looks very cool.

What happened, Mikey?

Why have you put up a set here?

Obviously, man. I told you it's the circle of life!

-An unfinished story always... -I know!

You do? That's cool, buddy. Let's go.

-Beware. Don't go in! -What the hell is this?

-Don't go in. -Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

-She has... -Security.

She has been waiting for you for a long time.

What's up, lady?

She won't spare you.

-Who? -She won't spare you.

Who?

Shanti!

-Mom! -Don't cry, baby.

Your liner will get spoilt.

She was a psycho mom. Don't be afraid.

Is someone inside?

It's possible.

Here it is, Mikey. Isn't the set nice?

Dad.

Hi, Mukesh.

-Hey, Rajesh. -Mikey, meet Shahwar.

Shahwar, meet Mikey. He is the villain of our film.

-Nice to meet you, sir. -A dude like you, dude!

-Nice to meet you. -O.K., it's time to break the coconut.

-We have to break the coconut! -What?

Coconut-breaking time!

Everybody, let's go. Coconut time.

Priest.

Take this. This is for peace.

Let peace be upon everyone.

For peace!

But Mukesh, the coconut should break in one go!

Or it's considered inauspicious!

-Right, Dad? -Of course.

-Come on. You can do this. -Come on, Mukesh!

Oh, fish! It didn't break!

Don't worry, Mikey, try again! Go on!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! It's a very bad luck!

It's bad luck! Mikey, let me do it.

-No! -No!

-I'll do it! -Okay.

One more time! Come on, guys!

Are you okay, Mikey?

What is this nonsense?

Don't worry, Mikey. I know you're out of practice.

You don't break coconuts in Hollywood!

But here, before beginning any auspicious project

we break a coconut for peace!

We can break all kind of nuts! Come on.

Everyone!

Ladies and gentlemen...

Babes! Lots of speeches today!

On this occasion, we would like to pay a tribute

to that actress for whom this film was originally written.

I believe that wherever she is

she is watching over us.

Right.

Ladies and gentlemen, Shantipriya!

And now I request Dolly, my childhood friend,

to light the lamp and take Shantipriya's blessings.

While she does this, I'll come down. Come on, Dolly.

Come on!

The press of this button will cause a spark behind that picture frame.

I'll whack you

-if it doesn't happen. -It will happen!

One! Two! Three!

Why is it not working?

It seems the wire is loose. Wait.

How can it be loose?

-I told you to check. -I will see.

Fire! Help me!

Fire! Help me!

Fire! Someone put out the fire!

Move back!

Don't go inside!

Ma'am, that was a superb acting.

Take this fake coconut from me.

And take these fake eyebrows from me.

It must have been good fun today.

No. We'll have fun tomorrow.

Big day tomorrow, Sandy.

-You remember the plan? -Yes, but I'm nervous.

-What if I make a mistake? -No!

There will be no mistake. Don't be nervous.

Let's discuss the plan once more, alright?

Tomorrow we'll all be there for the shooting.

Baby! Stop messaging and practice your dialogues!

Mukesh Mehra will also be there.

-Ma'am, your shot is ready. -The shot is ready!

Let me touch up my makeup!

Not yours, but Dolly's, ma'am.

As soon as I get a chance

I'll send a message to Mukesh from Dolly's phone

telling him to meet her in the makeup room alone.

As far as I know Mukesh, he will definitely go.

Pappu, he's coming!

Take Sandy along and get to the makeup room.

Yes!

Nothing can go wrong now, dude!

Where is she?

Where is Dolly's mother? Ms. Kamini?

-She's gone for a touch-up! -Why does she need...

-Where is she? -In the makeup room.

Where is she?

Where is Ms. Kamini?

Oh, fish!

Ms. Kamini!

Ms. Kamini!

Ms. Kamini!

O.K., you!

Why is he following me?

I know you don't need this

but you forgot your compact. I have come to give it to you.

Why did you take the trouble?

You should've asked someone to send it.

-You cutie. -Thank you.

Ms. Kamini, one minute!

-What are you doing? -Actually, I...

The compact was just an excuse.

Actually, I wanted to meet you alone.

-Why? -Why?

Because you know...

I've always liked older women!

You know, darling, when I saw you for the first time,

I knew something would happen between us.

But I didn't know it will happen so soon.

A sexy girl like you should be in Hollywood!

I can take you there!

Just make sure this is our little secret.

Mikey, what happened?

Look at your hair. It's a mess, man!

What happened?

-Inside! -Inside?

-There is somebody inside! -Oh, God! Somebody is here too?

Mikey, it feels as if you have seen a ghost.

Ghost! I told baby not to remove her makeup!

Don't worry. Take it easy.

What are you doing, Ms. Kamini? Please.

Mikey, come here. There is no one here.

Take it easy.

See. Nobody is here!

But I just saw...

Did you see anyone

-going out of this room? -No.

Did you see anyone entering the room? Nobody is here, Mikey.

Old man. Relax!

By the way, what were you doing in Dolly's makeup room?

Yes, what were you doing here?

I was looking for the washroom. I was lost.

If you want to use the washroom next time

please use my makeup room, not Dolly's!

You should respect women. Right, Ms. Kamini?

-And love them too! -Ms. Kamini!

Cheers, Mikey!

How are you feeling now?

I mean, you've not been coming for shooting lately.

The entire unit was missing you

especially Dolly and her bathroom!

A producer has many other important things to tend to.

Anyways, you're there to take care of the shoot!

Of course, I'm there.

-Let's watch the scenes. -Yes.

Projectionist, play reel number nine. Yes.

After watching these scenes, you'll be stunned.

-Really? -Intense, man.

I didn't know, Ramesh, that you love me so much

and that want to marry me, right here.

Forgive me, Ramesh. I didn't trust you.

You'll come down from there, dressed like a bride

just like a fairy descending from heaven.

Ramesh!

-What's that? -Dude! Take it easy!

What's wrong, man?

-Did you see? -Who?

-Who? -Her...

-Dolly? -Not Dolly!

-The girl. The other girl! -Are you obsessed with Dolly? Which girl?

A pinch of Vermillion is a gift from God.

It's a pride of every married woman.

Mikey, stop drinking! I think you're getting high. Watch!

It's every woman's dream!

-There! Look! -Oh shit!

-Look! -What is it now?

Stop the projection!

-Put on the lights! -Dude, what are you doing?

-What is this nonsense? -There! Look!

There is nobody on that screen, except for Dolly and Shawar!

What's wrong with you? You don't believe me?

One second!

Projectionist, play this reel again!

Okay, boss!

Relax, old man! Watch now!

-She'll come. -Nobody will come, watch!

A pinch of Vermillion is a gift from God!

It's a pride of every married woman.

It's every woman's dream!

What? Everything is fine. See?

-How is it possible? -What is possible?

I swear, okay? I saw her. She was here.

She was here! Who is this girl you see everywhere?

First on the sets, then in the makeup room and now, here!

You know, the entire staff is already saying that you are crazy!

Tell me. Am I working for a madman?

If the press gets to know about this...

I'm not crazy, Goddamn it!

-I am not crazy. -So, then what?

Am I crazy?

I'm handling everything alone.

You don't even come on the sets!

And now this madness!

-What's wrong with you? -I don't know.

I don't know.

I can't understand anything.

I think I should return to America.

What?

Yes! That's what I'm going to do.

I think I'll leave tomorrow night.

No! You can't leave.

I mean, we have the music launch in two days!

You'll have to stay back for that at least!

No! I can't stay here anymore!

I have to go.

You can handle the music launch. What's the big deal?

It's a bloody big deal!

It's a big deal!

Media, guests, distributors, everybody will be there.

It won't look good if the film's producer isn't present there.

And I'm not your servant! No!

I can't handle everything for you.

I'm a star. I'm a superstar!

So, let me tell you one thing.

I'm through with your Om Shanti Om!

Take your film and stuff it!

Go back to L.A. Whatever!

And one more thing, I can do ten other films

but you've taken a huge loan

and if Om Shanti Om is shelved, you'll become a pauper.

-You'll be finished! -No!

You can't do this!

Shut up! Don't show me the finger!

I can do this, and I will!

If you want Om Shanti Om to get made and released

be there for the music launch. Or else you and your film can go to hell!

Because frankly, I don't give a damn!

So, fish it!

Have you lost it?

How will we make all the arrangements in two days?

-We had planned this three weeks later. -What could I do?

You were there! He was saying he will go back to America.

So, I made the music release an excuse to stop him.

But how will we execute our plan in just two days?

We need to fix cameras everywhere on the set,

build a monitor room and brief everyone.

And even Sandy isn't ready yet!

Om, I'll try, but what if I make a mistake?

There can be no mistake now, Sandy! No!

He can't get away. Not...

Not this time!

We'll have to make Mukesh Mehra believe

that Shanti has come back!

I mean, that's the only way he'll confess, I think.

It's all up to you, Sandy.

You'll have to scare him so much that he blurts out the truth!

I have serious doubts about your plan!

Scaring him off with a ghost!

Letting him think Shanti is back? Forget it!

-But... -Nothing will happen! He won't come.

He will run away tonight.

If you want something with all your heart

the entire universe conspires to bring it to you.

He will definitely come, Om.

Don't worry.

Go on, Pappu. Make the arrangements.

I know he will come

because the film isn't over yet.

There is a tale I have to tell

A man who gives his heart Loses his life

The one who loves like that

Does he really die?

Come, hear this fable today!

Once upon a time

A young boy loved a beautiful girl

But he couldn't tell her

The beauty of hers Was a talking point

Among everyone, all over

This is the tale of those two

Which everyone knows as Om Shanti Om

The young boy had only one dream

For the beautiful girl To be his beloved!

The young boy had only one dream

For the beautiful girl To be his beloved!

Little did he know It was all futile

What he thought was happiness, Turned out to be pain!

Why did this happen and for what Is the tale!

The story goes that the beautiful girl

Was in love with someone else

For being oblivious to this truth

The dreams of that young boy

Had to die a cruel death

The tale of this shattered dream And a broken heart

Is called Om Shanti Om!

There is immense loneliness There is immense solitude

And I am here spending every moment Without a trace of love

There is a tale I have to tell

The one who laughs the most Eventually cries

The beauty girl was madly in love

But in return she was betrayed!

You listen to this tale too

The story goes

That the man whom she loved

Was unfaithful

For loving a stone-hearted man

And trusting him

She ended up losing her life

A tale of a cold-bloodedness

That everyone calls

Om Shanti Om!

Why does a murderer not understand?

A crime can never be hidden

It can never be erased

A killer's hands Are forever stained with blood

When the girl was killed

Someone did reach there

He tried to save her But it was too late

Love shed tears on his death

Love shed tears on his death

The story goes

That the young boy Who saw the killer

Has had a reincarnation

Listen to the life's tale

Death is looming

Over the killer

This is a tale

Of life, death and karma

Called Om Shanti Om!

Called Om Shanti Om!

Called Om Shanti Om!

Oh, no!

"Guests will walk on carpet of flowers and come in.

Over there, we will have a 40-piece orchestra

playing Shanti's favorite songs.

We will have a fountain with a stream of champagne instead of water!

And under this magnificent chandelier, we'll get married."

Who are you? And how do you know all this?

Yes, you said all this when Shanti and you were alone.

But at that moment someone else was there too

who not only heard all this

but also witnessed your horrifying crime!

That was me, Mukesh!

Me!

No! How is it possible?

That's not possible!

It may seem impossible, but it is the truth!

That night Shanti didn't die alone!

I died with her!

Om Prakash...

A junior artist who played small roles in your big films.

I couldn't save my Shanti.

But I'll get justice for her!

You'll be punished!

You'll pay for your sins!

Sandy, this is your cue. You know what to do, right?

Yes, Pappu. But I'm very scared!

It's time to scare him.

Everything depends on you now. You can do it.

Best of luck. Go!

That's brilliant, okay. Fantastic!

You got me!

You will send me to the gallows? How?

By telling this saga of reincarnation in the court?

I better confess everything.

But who will make me confess?

You or your duplicate Shanti?

You thought you'll get a two-bit actress

and scare me off, so that I admit everything?

But you see, ghosts don't get hurt. They don't bleed.

So why don't you and your goddamn Shanti go to hell!

Oh, God! He knows everything.

Anwar, stop Sandy!

-Yes! -He can do anything. Go!

Pappu, the door is jammed.

But you know what the problem is?

The court wants evidence, which you don't have.

Even if I've killed Shanti, where is her body?

No one has found her body to date.

And believe me

O.K., Om, whatever!

Without this evidence even God can't touch me!

I'll give you evidence, Mukesh!

Oh God, Sandy.

-Come! We were missing you! -He knows.

You can stop with your pathetic acting.

-Go away, Sandy. -Stop this acting or else...

What?

-Sandy! -You'll kill me?

-He knows everything. Keep quiet, Sandy! -How many times will you kill me?

He knows everything. Leave from here.

-Shut up, you two. -Go from here.

-I don't want to listen to you. -Go away.

You'll have to, Mukesh.

And listen carefully.

You came back that night.

After the fire died down, you came back.

-Yes, so? -Sandy, listen to me.

-Sandy... -To bury my corpse.

What rubbish!

I wasn't dead! I was still breathing.

-How do you know? -But you buried me alive.

-How do you know all this? -Under this chandelier...

-Who are you? Stop it. -Sandy.

-The court needs proof. -Stop it.

-I said, stop it. -They'll get the proof.

They will not find anything.

Right here, under this chandelier, they'll find Shanti's dead body.

I said shut up. There is nothing here.

-You buried it that night! -There is nothing here.

You're going to pay for your sins, Mukesh.

-You're going to die! -Shut up, or else I'll shoot you.

No!

No!

Mukesh!

Om, don't kill him.

No!

He's destined to die. And I will kill him.

He's destined to die

but you're not going to kill him.

No!

Om! Omi!

Om!

You buried me alive.

Under this chandelier.

You'll find Shanti's body under this chandelier.

Om!

Om! I'm sorry!

-I couldn't... -It's okay.

I...

The film isn't over yet, my friend!

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Let's go

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Disco of distress Come on now, let's go

Let's go

My beauty What spell have you cast on me?

My eyes can't sleep a wink And my heart is restless

My beauty What spell have you cast on me?

My eyes can't sleep a wink And my heart is restless

I wander around Whom should I explain my state?

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There was a time when joy was all around

There was a time when I was lost in love

There was a time when joy was all around

There was a time when I was lost in love

There was such verve in my dreams

What a time When I was high on my youth

But that time was short And I got hurt

As the bubble of my dreams burst

Now I wander in London, Paris

New York, L.A., San Francisco!

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

My beauty!

What spell have you cast on me?

Every second was a new desire

Every second was a test of courage

Every second was a new desire

Every second was a test of courage

Blessings were showered on me In abundance

And after this shower I had yearned

But once again I find myself alone

My beloved

Broke my heart and left me alone, last month on the 26th

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

My beauty What spell have you cast on me?

My eyes can't sleep a wink And my heart is restless

I wander around

To whom should I explain my state?

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

There's a disco of distress In my heart

Om Shanti Om!

Om Shanti Om

There is peace and calm around

Yet this heart is fervor bound!

There is peace and calm around

Yet this heart is fervor bound!

Eyes weave dreams!

-To her and him... -Tell all your secrets.

We're oblivious to everything around us

It's just us and the crazy night!

We have no friend, nor guide

Whom do we blame for our state?

There is only craziness

Om Shanti Om

Om Shanti Om

Om Shanti Om!

Om Shanti Om!